- After claiming he wanted to spend the rest of his career at Manchester United, Carlos Tevez left the club whose badge he used to kiss to join Manchester City.
- Despite being given the captaincy at City, Tevez handed in a transfer request less than 18 months at the club.
- After repeatedly claiming he was unhappy because he was so far away from his family, City gave him time off to visit them. Instead, he went on holidays to Tenerife with his girlfriend and has been repeatedly linked to Spanish/Italian clubs even further away from his family.
- In what should be the final nail in his Mancunian coffin, Tevez launched a scathing attack on the city. “The weather, everything. It has nothing. I’m never going back to Manchester, not even on holiday, not for anything.”
So what do the Manchester Evening News do? Launch a petition to keep the Argie troll in the city. Embarrassingly small time with no sense of Mancunian pride whatsoever. Let the fucker go!
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Fuck off you Donkey Cunt.
Christ almighty.
The Evening News is a smalltime little rag anyway and this just proves it. Did that “journalist” of theirs who made the joke on Twitter about hoping the United coach crashed on the way back from Wembley ever face any consequences for his comments? I doubt it.
Oh dear……. You couldn’t make it up. I can smell the desperation from here…..on the M62 going to Leeds.
Good riddance. Troublemaker from day one. Of you go little leprechaun.
Fred is right it, it is a small time rag. I used to remember when you had to pay for the M.E.N, now they give it away and i still do not read it.
Even the biggest cunt hates the city twats.
I expect that the world’s best players are all dying to play for the fa cup holders. Not!
He didn’t mind all the money he made in this city did he?
Brainless cunt…..seriously, this guy has no brain
if he wants to be closer to his family, how is spain or italy closer??
Money Money Money, Makes Tevez Go Round!!
How do you not learn English after 5 years? I mean if you are sitting doing nothing at home, how about learning some English?
Carlos the jack-off
can’t wait for the premier league to be rid of this cunt once and for all, even a few mates of mine who are blue agree.
Very dissappointed with MEN i admit im not from Manchester but follow the paper and have always found it a good read! Putting us and Citeh aside he put the city down!!
Cant believe the nerve, fuck off home cunt!
I think City are a joke among footballers. I mean they talk to each other, they have a kind of community of their own that often extends between clubs through internationals and old team mates and stuff. They know that if you’re playing for City you’re playing to a half empty stadium a joke of a club. And who’d do that? Anybody who takes pride in their work, whether they screw on bottle caps for a living or play football is going to want to have pride in who they work for, what they stand for, how they operate. Nobody has that pride in City. Even the fans don’t have pride. Their claim to pride stems entirely from having had the opportunity to support a great team, but choosing to support the shit one.
Tevez made a bad choice, another one, and I feel sorry for him in the sense that he’s kind of perpetually shitting his bed with his decisions, but whatever.
It’s kind of sad, y’know. Here I am, in my crumby little flat, filling in job applications, looking nervously at my assorted debts and obligations, broke up with a girl I’d just started seeing a few days back, and I feel sorry for Carlos Tevez.
He didn’t hate Manchester when he was playing for us, that’s all I’m saying….
i just think he’ll fuck city even more by staying. if he leaves they replace him with some shit who actually does good for the team. if he stays hopefully he throws a few more hissies and fucks up next season for them.
and i’ll really miss watching rafael give him a pasting in the next derby. the kid’s a legend. that pose was my wallpaper for a good few months..
EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING WHEN I SAW IT ON MY LUNCH BREAK!!
Pathetic! The guy’s not even that good either! Can’t cut it at a big club with ambition. Fuck off you Argie twat, we don’t wanna you to come back here either – not even on holiday!
good riddance to u, and take your husband jaccobian with u cunt. England and pl will not miss any of those thugs.
Wouldn’t be surprised if he stays. He talks straight to the Owner about money, and like Mancini said he’s in a fuck off contract so he can’t leave without the Club’s say so. They’re in Europe, they’re gonna spend a fuck off amount of money. Maybe next season he’ll go, but this summer they’ll be offering to build a team around him. I’d be surprised if they allowed him to leave, not that I give a fuck mind…
WELBECK FOR UNITED !!!!
he was infected by some pre historic microbes….thats why his neck is like that….
brilliant post scott…
dont let him go please shitty.where are we gonna find this kind of twat to laugh our asses off?
i am filling up the petition …hah..
Oh you couldn’t make it up, you really couldn’t! Everything to do with or connected to Citeh is a joke!
I’ve seen a lot of dirty little scum in my life, but Carlos Tevez has to top the list. As has been mentioned a thousand times, he came two Manchester for two things – Money and Trophies. He got the latter with us and the former with us.
He has probably built a nice little villa in the suburbs of Buenos Aires with the money he earned at the scum complete with a trophy cabinet where he can display his medals to the public. Now that his villa is nearing completion, he is probably quitting Manchester to go back to his hometown where he can enjoy a nice little evening coffee in his new place with his wife and kids.
Pathetic, sorry little piece of shit that is too good for Manchester. Cunt, for once, is a massive understatement.
We only want him to leave because he is there best player by a mile. I cant see him leaving anyway, because nobody else will pay him the money he is on. By the start of the season I imagine he will have signed a new deal breaking the £300k p/w mark.
*Oops, sorry, former with the scum.
Anyone see now why Fergie didn’t splash cash for the little Hob-goblin?? He carried city in fairness this season. But noone needs the crap he brings. No wonder he carried a dummy in his shorts, so he could spit it out every time the sun went behind a cloud!!! Little scary clown!!
Although i’m pretty sure if his interview was translated exactly into English he may not have said all that stuff at all, but if the little rat had learned to speak English himself he could of done an interview that wasn’t open to ambiguity.
Oh wow, I just read the article on MEN an that was painfully embarrassing, that article was a serious hand over face moment for the blues.
One fan even tried to compare the “sign him up” chant to this petition, theirs no comparison I’m afraid.
Its so funny how a move to city changed tev into a money grabbing mercenary, his heart was always in it at Utd so what’s changed?
City fans wont care, he’s not said anything bad about Stockport.
How exactly can this M.E.N. petition change anything? Tevez hasn’t claimed that the city supporters don’t love him, and that he wants to stay but isn’t wanted.
If your partner vomits every time she sees you, telling her that you love her won’t help.
No, the reason for the petition is that M.E.N. knows that all the blue fools will be rushing to add their names to the list, which will drive up readership figures, and therefore advertising revenue.
For those wanting to stay purely from a comedic stand point, let me remind you, this is City we’re talking about. TRUST ME, they will surely find new ways to make us laugh.
Balotelli anyone?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3WzYsHTl9w
It never gets old!
And in case there was any doubt…
Berba > Tevass
@Costas, I think using Berba and Tevez is the same equation itself is an insult to Berbatov.
Tevez is spot on about Manchester. He’s more than welcome to come over to the sunnier side of the pennines and join his old mate Becchio here at Elland Road.
Baaaaaaaa
Just another troll and rent boy.
In all seriousness though, the poll is stupid. He’s fucked over both sets of fans now, shown both clubs he doesn’t care about their fans and has now slagged their (well, about 2% of MUFC’s…) city off.
Why would anyone with a sense of civic pride want to keep him around?
How do trolls and sheep get along?
@Balaji
Too right mate. I am glad everyone’s finally seeing the light.
Kettleneck could do with a wool tea-cosy.
@Doghouse
Mate sorry to hear that, in a bit of a similar position, only the girl involved has been an on and off thing for 3 years and it can be stressful to say the least. Chin up though mate, when the season starts United will be here to cheer you up! And never feel sorry for kettleneck. He made his own bed.
Poor fella must suffer from a serious inferiority complex to be so emotionally unstable!
Yeah we’re all with you, Doghouse. You’re among friends here, pal.
come on reds all together now ……………………. whos that man from argentina whos that money grabbin whore its that sexy cunt tevez and HE WILL BE WINNIN TROPHYS FOREVERMORE yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 35 years 35 years
As Fergie says “Manchester Evening Blues”
Manchester Evening News….LOVELY AND SOFT……… good for wiping asses after a good shit….
http://bit.ly/lQ2spu
on a balotelli tip
always rated Totti…
big lolz
Peelhall blue, haven’t you got a petition to sign? Go shove an inflatable banana up your arse!
Please stay, Carlos!
Imagine if Roo had done the same to us.
The cunt has been vital in bringing CL-football to citeh, no wonder they are shitting their pants. Small club – small mentality but his behavior should only lead to one outcome, as you said Scott: Let the fucker go.
Used to love the M.E.N…. I remember after every home game in the 80′s heading off to Piccadilly and grabbing a fresh print with the match report on it….. Use to amaze the fuck out of me as to how they managed it so quickly!
35 YEARS – 1 BILLION – 35 YEARS – 1 CUP
They spent a billion on a fa cup’
coz city are Massive club
stockport will fucked without “the bestest player in their whole entire history who doesnt even like playing for em(tm)”.
Might need to spend another billion just to replace him.
The more I think about it, the more it amazes me that I loved the Argie troll as recently as two seasons ago. How times change and all that.
@dela – In the many matches he has played against us for that shower of shite, Cuntneck has done the square root of fuck-all [the ultimately meaningless League Cup semi-final first leg is irrelevant] and the bitter bluenoses have been denied the “Tevez’s Revenge” fantasy that they would love to taunt us with for the rest of time.
However, he gave his all on the pitch for MUFC and helped us to two more league titles and a European Cup, bringing plenty of misery to the bitter blue cunts as a result, before committing career suicide with his ill-advised move to Wastelands. Cheerio, Carlos!
willierednut
“He didn’t hate Manchester when he was playing for us, that’s all I’m saying….”
Nail on the head. We heard nothing of these problems when he was at United.
I honestly just think Carlos is learning that:
Money can’t buy you happiness
Dong Fangzhuo, now there was a player. Could have been a legend for us.
Fred
Fucking hilarious, how on earth did you remember him?
It’s not hard for me to remember him, I still have my replica shirt with his name and number on the back.
It could’ve all been so different for the wee mong. But if you let yourself be owned by an agent, of course he will put money ahead of everything else. Sad really but there you go.
Dong will always be a legend! Tiny Tears gave that guy a guard of honour for fuck sake!
Got to admit, Fergie knows how to take the piss doesn’t hey?
Fred
Hahahahahahaha
@Costas and Fred, LOL! The Guard of Honor. Must’ve been the best day of little Dong’s life.
Tevez provides the Man Evening New more material for column length than any other City player in recent memory. They would be desperate to keep him at the club as it would only help the paper remain solvent.
Tevez singlehandedly proves the corollary to the adage “form is temporary class is permanent.” This lad never had any class and couldn’t buy any with a hope, a prayer, or 20 million quid.
Go on City, PLEASE keep Tevez.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Costas – Here you go again with the word legend!
But seriously though, that was a classic moment at the Bridge, sort of took the mickey out of them!
“DONG 21″ – got me some funny looks, I can tell you.
He was bought to sell shirts, but mine was the only one they actually sold. Even in China they thought he was shit.
Do you remember that guy in the last World Cup, the “North Korean Rooney”?
Fred – the “north korean Rooney” plays in the second Bundesliga
he always said he’s more a drogba than a rooney 
It’s only evening news, doesn’t count during the day.
Zelh – LOL he’s so modest! Playing in the German second division and compares himself to Drogba and Rooney
DONG 21? hahahaha … The babes would have loved that, especially when you speak in inches!
I do remember that guy branded as Rooney at the WC, fuck me if I can remember him name though!
his name was Jong Tae-Se
DONG 21″
Could have painted it red, stuck a fork in it, and used it for your tail!
John Holmes had a huge dong.
It would have been good fun making up Dong songs. It’s a shame he never made the cut at United.
As a teenager I sat and wrote a song for Djemba Djemba the day he signed for us. Another song that I’ll never get to sing.
I really should become more selective. Paddy Evra, perhaps?
Next the Argie shit head will say He’ll stay if England hands the Falklands over. Good fuckin riddence, although he is really suited to that classless council house dwelling shite. Take the key to their trophey room kettleneck, they’ll not need it.
‘Oh Manchester is wonderful, Oh Manchester is wonderful its full of Tits Fanny and Utd Oh Manchester is wonderful’
Anyone following this Talksport interveiw with Van der Krann.?
Thinks Scheijder would have been with us yesterday if it wasn’t for his wages.
Dennis thinks Wesley is on about 175 per week.
Hmmmm. Lets see if the Joel Avram and Daddy Glazer can show us some love then!
175! Jaysus wept!
Everyone please vote for ROM in the COS awards.
http://www.caughtoffside.com/2011/06/05/201011-caughtoffside-awards-vote-now/6/
STR deserves it and the poll is skewed by scousers (check out dalglish as leading manager of season vote.
Vote now and vote often
fred
Dong Fangzhuo he was on where are they now
cockle picking in morecombe
fuck me i was at that carling cup game he played jeezus he was poor!!!
Thanks Karlm. I’m going to vote for United in all the categories.
It’s gone up .5% just while I’ve been absent-mindedly voting through my iPhone. So close to first place! Come on lads, vote!!!!!!
Karlm – If I make an early run into that blog, pass the ball early, or I’ll get caught offiside.
Any twat who ever doubted Fergie for letting him go: SLAP YOURSELF!!
RoM is gaining. Don’t forget to vote for Fergie, Vidic and Hernandez in their respective categories.
Piss off…..
Sorry I was talking to an annoying mosquito… Not sure why I had to post this here… Must be them bloody medications
FletchTHEMAN – who knows if he is talking but if united are serious improving the side esp the engine room they will have to pay the best
Drum roll and cymbal crash!
Oops … That was for willierednut
Keep voting. I don’t know about you lot but if it wasn’t for ROM … well, I guess I’d have enough time every day to learn a new language or build a house or something.
Anyway, Vote!
Bloody American commentators on ‘soccer’ matches… Drive me crazy talking about defense and offense….. Stick to your World Series nut bags
Oh and fucking spare me the word ‘rebound’ …. Save it for basketball for fucks sake
Anyone wondering my splash of anger…. Just watching the Mexico vs El Salvador summary with American commentators
@Karlm
Just went through every award, the Scousers are trying to swing it, quite a lot of votes for Martin Kelly young player of the season, who the fuck is that seriously? What has he done compared to our Little Pea? FUCK ALL, Vote for RoM!
Indeed bobby … Vote early, vote often … Before the thieving scousers jack up the poll on bricks and make off with its tyres
By kricky lads, get your bums over and VOTE!!!!!
Just past failureO-de KOP but only just, it is measured in hundredths of a percent!
!
http://www.caughtoffside.com/2011/06/05/201011-caughtoffside-awards-vote-now/6/
My moto,
Vote early, vote often!
COS Awards 2010/11: Idiot of the Season
Was searching for Balotelli there… He isn’t listed
Just occurred to me that maybe this is the scouse cup final? Beating us in a poll? Let’s fuck it up for them!
How can Kenny be considered as a candidate for Manager of the year?
Pathetic.
Finished 6th, no Europa League place let alone a Champions League place… yet he claims they’ll mount a serious title challenge next year… One hell of a manager don’t you think?
haha
Fuckin scouse bastards
Unconfirmed reports, Cedars has lost his mind!
A case of mind over matter. We don’t mind cause it doesn’t matter.
Can we tell the Manchester Evening News to jump on a plane and fuck off to.
Hmmm… Seems like while we collect league titles, the dippers are trying to collect blog awards. I suppose they’ve found the level where they belong.
I need some help finding a older article Scott posted regarding United’s attendance V Citys over the last 30+ years any ideas on finding it. Ive tried the search section but cant seem to find what im looking for.
Argentina don’t even want the cunt in their team
United till i die
http://therepublikofmancunia.com/stats-united-vs-city-the-best-supported-club-since-the-1940s-and-before-premiership/
WOW how desperate can M.E.N get? what is so special about Tevez that you need to launch some petition to keep him in Manchester? LMFAO. It is because city know that they are nothing without him that is why they have to resort to desperate means to keep him thus making their club look even smaller than it already is. SMH. Let the idiot go. NOBODY needs him. he can get out. the door is open anytime. He thinks the Red Army will miss him? FYI we already won a League title and got to a Champions lge final without you. You are more or less a sidenote in United’s illustrious history now.
WTF
No quotes, sounds accurate.
Three senior players at Manchester City have told manager Roberto Mancini that they do not want Carlos Tevez to be captain of the side if he returns next season
http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/transfers/city-players-turn-on-tevez-over-strikers-continuing-transfer-saga-2293905.html
Barca out front on Sanchez. Wonder if they need another right footed player? Maybe just the best players. Then maybe Cese. ? why they have Xavi. See how stupid ass that sounds. I’m all for a fiscal plan and build through youth. Sometimes when running with the big dog’s you have to buy to keep a guy from someone else, we and the Club talk about worlds biggest club and revenue and the most support. TIME TO BELLY UP TO THE BAR AND BUY 2 OF THESE 3 MODRIC, SNEIJDER AND SANCHEZ !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are we still allowed to talk shit about husband of last year, tiny tears, after the husband of this year giggsy stories? Ihope so
Chelsea are in the game for Sneijder thanks to Guus Hiddink.
That would REALLY make Chelsea formidable!
Hey guys, it looks like Young will be signed up this month.
I think it would be a good move for us as he is versatile and we know how SAF likes his ‘jack of all trades, master of none’ players.
I think he would play on the left with Nani continuing his good form on the right from 1st half of last season, Valencia would play in games against lesser teams.
He’s just in for the money, that’s all.
Wayne Rooney’s little twitter dig at Giggsy:
“My top 3 films. #savingpraviteryan. #manonfire #sisteract2. Love all 3. Denzel best actor of all time for me. Who u all think.”
damn i hate it that chavs are interested in sneijder…
it’ll push his fee higher.. unles its already been agreed.
also no news about de gea.. none.. at all
@Saad, I saw that on twitter as well, dont know what to think of it…..perhaps they pushed the hairplugs deeper into his skull than needed…
Rooney, for fuck sake, this is not the right time to mention Ryan name, in any context for any fucking sake..
or is he taking revenge for Giggsy said about Rooz ambition and U-Turn?
this is time, usually Sir Slex takes charge of the situation, he will..
Chelski dropped 75 million pounds in the winter window, Roman on a rampage he will spend 75-100 again this window. Then there are the Sheiks in baby blue. Liverpool will spend wise and large, this fucking Henry is bright makes winning a way of life with the Red Sox and his racing teams and so on. Kronski for the Goomers is smart as well he will spend but not as big as Henry. Then there is the Bank of Spain I mean Real. And Barca prints notes as well it seems. They tossed like 35 million away on Ibra, buy Villa, Alves, Henry ECT ECT ECT…
This year Man Utd must match their ambitions with cash 75-85 million then the next 3 to 4 years average 25 million a year to maintain good business practice with the youth development, wow look the fuck out world.
Oh by the way Teves is a disease infested DONKEY CUNT. ALL YOU FUCKING SLAP YOURSELF FOR WHINING WHEN HE LEFT!!!!!!!! You know who you are. Do it NOW !!!!
In yesterday’s france vs Ukraine match a french midfielder named Marvin Martin came as a sub in 75th min and scored two goals and 1 assist. He is known as ‘little Xavi’ by his fans due to his height and playmaking skills. This season he had 17 assists for Sochaux next only to messi and Nani!. Just a scout report by me. I think he will cost less cheaper than our main targets.
Fuckk of tevez and city/Who cares about you/
We have to start buying some players now.The way gill and fergie said about doing transfers I though we would have bought atleast 2 players by now.
De gea’s deal is done and he will be unvield as our player on july 1.Now the question is who else are we buying.Ashley young will be ok but we need a central mid fielder
What the MEN should be doing is launching a petition to keep Real Madrid away from OUR players nevermind City’s: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1394963/Javier-Hernandez-going-Sir-Alex-Ferguson-rebuff-Jose-Mourinhos-advances.html
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/football/view/194786/Manchester-United-grab-20m-Ashley-Young/
Is this nearly the same as us singing Fergie, Fergie sign him up…
Just wondering.
Chelski have paid out £ 50 million in compensation for sacked managers
Dazbomber – that’s unbelievable. £50m yet they’re baulking at paying £4m to the Turks for Hiddink.
I thought that the city was quite beautiful!
i hate this short sheeety man.morooooon
it great reading the shit you muppets come out with lol
always remember the full swamp with banners and please stay carlos cards pmsl while singing FERGIE FERGIE SIGN HIM UP FERGIE SIGN HIM UP…… AND WHEN HE SIGNED FOR A BIG CLUB HE BECAME A HEADLESS CHICKEN …love it love just love it
who you talking to pee?
peelhall blue..
Tevez’s latest bile was an attck on Manchester as a city. He referred to it as “place where nothing happens … only has about two resturants ” etc . etc. Clearly he’s unstable.
When he signed for a big club? lmao!
I can’t believe he still uses the language barrier as something of a problem….He only eats at Italian restaurants because it’s easier for him to communicate.
Like it’s not his fault that he’s been in the country for five years and still can’t speak the basics.
Educated guy,
Hope the div donkey chops drags this out for months.Gives us a good laugh at the yokels and exposes once again how small time their supporters are!
Ive read alot of the posts on here now, and have one question……WHY DO WE CARE IF HE STAYS OR GOES AT CITEH?
Surely having a cunt of epic proportions at their club on a ridiculous wage who doesnt want to play there is going to annoy the rest of the team, and drive up their wage demands? The only thing it can do is unsettle the team and piss off the manager/ owners. Surely a good thing no?
Hes no longer a Utd player so rather than calling him a cunt, kettle neck etc etc etc im actually sat here grinning that he is such a twat and that we actually got some good out of him before he started with all this nonsense.
SAF prob saw what a cunt he was and let him go for that reason. What SAF realised a few years ago, were realising now. The man is a genius!