1: De Gea, 2: Rafael, 3: Evra, 4: Jones, 5: Ferdinand, 6: Evans, 7: Valencia, 8: Anderson, 9: Berbatov, 10: Rooney, 11: Giggs, 12: Smalling, 13: Lindegaard, 14: Chicharito, 15: Vidic, 16: Carrick, 17: Nani, 18: Young, 19: Welbeck, 20: Van Persie, 22: Scholes, 23: Cleverley, 24: Fletcher, 25: Powell, 26: Kagawa, 27: Macheda, 31: Wootton, 33: Bebe, 34: Cole, 35: Lingard, 36: Vermijl, 37: Brady, 38: M.Keane, 39: Thorpe, 41: King, 42: Blackett, 45: Petrucci, 46: Tunnicliffe, 48: W.Keane, 49: Veseli, 50: Johnstone





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Fist!
D’oh!
Good for rafa follow Gary’s step hope fabio will took the pats number one day.
Nice
Finally someone gets the number 2 shirt. Unfortunately, looks like 9 will be on the shelf for the season.
I expected van Persie to get Berba’s number. Does this mean Berba is going to stay?
u forgot 21- rafael!!!!
Good to see the likes of Petrucci, Tunnicliffe, Blackett and my favorite youth player Lingard in the squad. I hope we have a decent run in the Carling cup this season so that we can give the youngsters some much needed playing time.
Everyone keeps banging on about how our midfield is supposed to be our weak link but I don’t see it that way. We have excellent options in the midfield provided everyone stays fit and the likes of Tom C, Powell and Ando realize their potential. I think we should be fine in the midfield as long as everyone stays FIT. The only weak link that we have is at the LB spot. We desperately need cover for AWOl Evra and I think the one more player that we might sign might just be Baines. If we get Baines and if we don’t have the ridiculous amount of injuries that we had last year then we have a squad that is good enough to conquer England and Europe.
I think sir Alex will give the 9 to danny
Starting to get a bit depth back
Colbert. Well, SAF didn’t mention Berba when he was comparing the present striker situation (he even mentioned Macheda but not Berba) to the 98/99 batch so I guess he might be sold just before the transfer window closes. I hope that he is sold because I hate seeing him on the bench. On the other hand, if he does stay then I hope we get to see the Berba-RVP combo atleast for one match.
Clearly str borrowed some from zibbie
It’s being rumored on espn that we just refused an enquiry for Chicharito from Chelsea…direct consequence of the van persie signing.
Presence of “15″ is Very Important.Comrades ,He’s Our Leader.Lead us to 20th title,Oh Serbian destroyer.
Alex Song is off too! Bad day for the goon squad….
i personally think Petrucci is the best academy player coming through ,his passing is brilliant ,who knows how far he would have progressed if not for that injury…..Lingard and Tunnicliffe are awesome too
Fuck, we’re not signing song are we?
Where to, willie? Confirmed or rumors? Sorry, on the ph and can’t browse much
@ xol
Song is going to Barca
Willie – the song transfer to barca is puzzling to me. He’ll be nothing more than a squad player there like seydou keita. barcelona must see Something in him but he’s not that much of a loss for arsenal and will struggle to break into their team.
If any body is interested in fantasy footy here’s the league code : 1182082-335793
Would seriously love to have some of that coffee that STR had today!
Who is this number 20 fella by the way?
Jeet – Barca apparently. Like Samuel says though, a bit of a strange signing. They’re stocked with quality midfielders….
what a great day!!
i have 2 great things today..first,this day is indonesia independence day..and second,man utd have sign van persie!that makes my day even greater..!
greeting from manchester united indonesia
Back up to biscuits? I hope this marks the beginning of the end for barca – shocking fall in standards
well done rafael, you got the no.2! now step up and show what you’ve got!
Lebanon + RvP = World domination
Jeet
Evening dip shit……..Check your email you fool……..
Wigan have started something with playing 3 at the back. Hadn’t seen it for many years – I think mullets have come and gone out of fashion twice since I remember seeing it. For Italy it surprised the Spanish (for the first game). Never a Club to imitate or gatecrash trends, City are now giving it a go. I hope it fails spectacularly. Has anyone anywhere tipped the Berties to finish outside the top 2? No? They have now; City will finish 4th or 5th, maybe worse – just depends on the extent of capitulation. Once they’re out of the race, I think things will fall apart. Also I don’t rate Kompany. In fact when I hear his name I picture him looking gutted after letting one in (a goal, not a foreign object). He doesn’t stay on his feet and should be sent off for dangerous tackles a lot more often. Refs are allegedly watching out for that this year – Bernstein hasn’t confirmed if the rule applies to all Clubs yet though. I don’t think we’ll be going 3 at the back. It’s not positive enough so I think we’ll stick with 2 at the back, with full backs forward.
Just like Berba before him, my son took one look at city and said FUCK OFF
Oh and just to irritate some folk here, his name is Robin Van Cedars! Get IN
Napoli plays a 3-4-3 at it is really exciting at times. I just think that their fullbacks aren’t disciplined enough against teams that have a lot of the ball. Also, Kompany is the second best CB in the league, after a fully fit Vidic.
Evening
Is there still no team interested in berba?
Its clear that he won’t be getting game time
Such an incredibly talented folk being underrated
Are we asking for too much?
@willie
I guess the Barca manager figured that a midfield destroyer is always welcome.
i expect Van persie to get no9 w keane no28 m keane no29 sel Barbatov
Costas
Got your comment on the tissues mate……….I am using towels now! ha ha
Didn’t spot Veseli? Thought he was gone!
Costas – He’s no destroyer? He’s a pussy cat!
Haha, pussy cat
!
Maybe we will add number 21….Dambele or Moutinho.
This maybe our final purchase
http://www.espn.co.uk/football/sport/story/165651.html?CMP=OTC-RSS
Fingers cross
@Cedars
It’s gotten that bad?
@Willie
He’s a pussy cat if you take out the word cat.
At this moment, I am quite impressed by the firepower we have currently. If RvP and Rooney, Chica and Welback could make a pair of deadly combo just like the ’99, I am quite sure United might be much more tougher to beat since the goals will be bountiful. However, I am still concern about our defense, not much have been done to strengthen them when we need them both to be top-notch in order to work. Wouldn’t want to see something like winning 2/3 goals only to get a sucker punch from the opponent team. Never mind that, for now, I would be interested in watching how’s United progress in this season. May the United Spirit Lives On.
Costas
Its even worse mate, might switch to bed sheets soon! Seriously though, what a signing
Seems like some fans have forgotten about ka-gawa after the signing of RVP
Ka-gawa is our signing of the season and may go on and win the english football’s top player accolade for this season, he’s that good
Its only a blessing we have all the trio of them in one team.
Aka
Rooney
Kagawa
RVP20
Ferane. Thanks for the article mate. I think the other player that SAF was hinting at might be Baines. We desperately need a cover for Patrice “AWOL” Evra and Baines will be a good backup to Evra. I hope the deal goes through.
Ha, nani is even being forgotten on some fantasy line-ups on here
Tree hello, had a pot luck at work. People all bring a dish, 10 out with the shits, but piss for me!! But the weekend stars NOW!!
GO RVP!!!!!!!!!!!
see the Prick is still posting….thick skinned that one…or just plain stupid….
Ferane – I agree, fingers crossed it’s not him.
Martin Jol said earlier that an unnamed club had made a “very low” offer for Dembele and TalkSHITE is now reporting that it was United (£5m.)
Good evening @zibbie
Go rooney!
Good. I was fretting that we’d take the number 9 from Berbs. That would have hurt.
Another match day visual
Wee Thomas plays a tricky one two with Kagawa who then lays the ball to Scholes at the edge of the box and BOOM goooooaaallll!
Fuck off city fuck off city fuck off city fuck off city
Hello tonybee
I LOVE BEING A FAN OF THIS GREAT INSTITUTION!!
Fred
I insist it can’t be in the middle of the park because SAF gives clear signals that it is in a specific place where we are short in terms of players and it is LB
http://www.manutd.com/en/News-And-Features/Football-News/2012/Aug/sir-alex-ferguson-maybe-one-more-signing.aspx
Right now this team is awsome and the one player we would buy if becomes available is baines. If this also goes through my God!! we will have some super talented , highly productive team which can surely break even a brick wall and ofcourse i want us to beat barca. They are in some kind of dream land and we must bring them down.This season am sure SAF is aiming the champions league. He want that so badly.Thats the only reason he had RVP and one more player(Baines). This team with kagawa was enough to beat down shitty. But now we will have a real go at UCL. With the addition of the unknown player SAF mentioned this is going to be a season in the history books.
My Dick!
Go RVP indeed my friend
Fuck off city, fuck off city, FUCK OFF CITY!!!!!!!!
Univercidade of chile
confirm that united have signed angelo henriquez and he’ll join the club straight away
Another good news if you’re a united supporter
It has been a good week, fucking loved every second of it
United, united, united!!!
I Ferane – I disagree. The boss didn’t mention anything about a position where we’re short of numbers, he just said “one other position”.
fOR REAL STILL BUZZING THEN SEEING THE FIRST rvp IN A mufc KIT! WOW
fuck off Prick….
you still emotional Cedars……
One other position…. one dude… cool to be that guy..
I’m looking forward to the new season of An Idiot Abroad.
Joey Barton is off to Marseille.
My stab in the dark: the “certain player” Fergie would bid for if he became available is LUKA MODRIC.
Good question Watson. His nurse should be called in to monitor all his masturbation, hook up an I V to replenish fluids. imho….
LOL!!! TB!!!!
how dare you Zibs… I’m the only one on here that is allowed to call Cedars a wanker…… and live…
Shower, then I’m back in a mo.
Keeping united!!
Cedars…aka…. Captain Kleenex…
Talksport reporting that we ve placed a bid for Dembele!! Wonder if that’s true
Who is this Robin Van Persie chap and when the fuck is Heskey signing?
OK wtf
Rooney, RvP, Welbeck, Lil Pea….
Kagawa, Clevs, Giggs, Powell
Carrick, Scholes, Clevs, Anderson,
Nani, Tony V Young wow we….
Mr Bee
Check your inbox you old fart
Hee Hee……. Cedars …….Founder member of the RVP Five Finger Knuckle Shuffle Club…..
Its all about the money. Its nice that Vpersie is saying all the right things but I don’t believe em for one second.
He chose Manchester over London and Juve because of the money and he chose United over City because he’d be playing more here
That roster looks absolutely frightening btw.
Enough players to field 2 full XI’s and 2 full benches of quality.
No worries love the knuckle shuffle reference.
we’ll be ripping teams a new arsehole this season lads!!! no 20 has joined for the 20th title!!
Vod, my impaler friend. I to hold hope for the difference maker, Heskey. He could be the man SAF made reference to? Live in constant hope.
Five knuckle shuffe?
Is that a reference to Daniel Agger’s search for a tattoo artist to switch the “YMWA” tattoo on his knuckles to read “MCFC”? That would be one talented bloke (the tattoo artist, not Agger).
Roar 3lions roar!!!!!
Scholes looked the lad playing with Kagawa, now add RvP, runs 1st touch wow wtf!!!
Cedars …….checked read and answered
The little boy inside RvP was screaming United? I get that. When I’m out klubbing, a certain part of me is screaming pussy!
Rooney OUT
Go Heskey
utd_fc
Now now behave…… You know I like you, but if you keep posting things about my son like that things may change! ha ha ha
First training session: http://imgur.com/a/y3P2C
Not sure if this was posted on another thread, but there are some good shots. I especially love seeing Fletch in the mix.
Nani training in a puka shell necklace is a bit weird, though.
Robin Van Persie cost £24 million and has scored 96 Premier League goals.
Emile Heskey is free and has scored 110 Premier League goals.
What on earth was Fergie thinking?
Van Persie chose Manchester United because of ‘the little boy inside’ of him.
That’s funny… Gary Glitter got jail for that.
Haha at TonyBee’s last two posts…
…he’s heating up!
Glass of Vodka
Best you switch to tequila mate, it helps preserves your sanity! ha ha ha
@TonyBee – LOL!!!!
Quality mate
Willie trolling for puddy cats at the club.
Evening reds around the world,
Rio Ferdinand hit with 45K Pounds fine?
what the fuck?
Pissing my self at Mr Bee
@Cedars,
Tequila does to my body what John Terry does to the England national squad….
….kills it from the inside.
We have a leader Vod, the Heskey revolution, to over take Barca…
1878 in daHouse!
@zibbie
http://twicsy.com/i/tahkPb
Glass of Vodka
Ever tried a tequila in a flaliner?
@Cedars
The worm is staring at me!
He’s telling me no lies…
MrsBee told me that my cum has a bitter tequila and lemon taste to it.
I just take it with a pinch of salt.
No, though, never actually tried it.
Dembele’s just about worth 5mill.
TonyBee – shredding the house apart!
Cedars – just had a night of celebration on account of “RvC”! Bouncing away baby, bouncing away!
Zibster,
Hey buddy, what up, lets start the debate who is better – Rooney and RVP? the two of you and Cedars
Summer drink 1 in 5 like it, Gold tequila and grapefruit juice. Key is enough tequila to cut the tart taste of the grapefruit.
RVP better striker
Rooney better all around player.
Bread & butter
Salt & Pepper
should blend well together
stop press
Apparently now Alex Song is leaving Arsenal as well..
Fucking hell….this many people haven’t left a London club since Chelsea fans moved to Man City.
Glass of Vodka
Shot glass, half tequila half sambuca with a generous dash of Tabasco……..Fucking blows your mind away
Mr Bee
Sent you another mail you daft piece of bollocks
Add Kagawa, and Tony and Nani and Young and Welbeck and Clevs overlapping runs by Rafa and Evra…
http://www.manutd.com/en/RobinVanPersieLanding.aspx
Cedars – thats the dream land for you, Btw lots of posters on Sandy’s fb page talking about your jizz man
Oh what a day! Just hope scholesy doesnt tackle van the man into oblivion during training!
Sandy – Loved your city mate! The only sad part – everything shuts down by 11
Salt and Peppa? Loved those funky women!
I wouldn’t be taking any drinking tips off Cedric. You’ll need Me sister Linda who whips old man Cedars every week at that game!
haha mass oxides of biblical proportions , wondering in a trophy-less desert 7 years now, 4 captains gone since they new it all and were invincible, we feed Man Shity till fat, Barca, Chelski, now MUFC your best yet! Burb… well feed are MUFC..
me 2 willie, ummy
new post been put up……
Atin
Really? Just no more freaks please!
Willie
Its all Linda’s creations mate, your sister from the South is a master
Cedars
Mate i love your passion here to and i respect you, but it’s kinda saddening me how people are eating it all up. Yes he is a superstar, and deserves a superstar salary but i guess it’s just the way money has changed football. I’d believe all this much more if he wasn’t receiving 200k a week. Can you honestly tell me you don’t feel slightly dirty about this deal? I do. I feel we’ve hired a high paid hitman, who’s here to do a job. People lambast rooney here for ambitiongate and I agree with that. But at least he’d given us his all since he was 18, and while I wasn’t happy about it, I could still justify it to myself thinking he’d given us so much, he deserves it, etc etc. I can in no way justify this deal to myself, or anyone else for that matter, especially with the financial position we’re in.
I just hope this doesn’t have a snowball effect, with regards to wage demands here. If this means phasing out someone like Danny or Nani just because they decide to play hardball with regards to their own financial gains then they deserve to do that seeing as they’ve been with us longer (not saying they’d ask for 200k, but it’d be much higher than what they were expecting before i’d believe). And what about others. This could come back to bite us in the ass. I just hope i’m wrong.
Maybe this is just me overthinking things too much. Maybe i’m trying to look at too big a picture and should focus on what’s in front of us. Because he is a damnn fine player and will have us on the edge of our seats i’m sure. I just hope this isn’t us going over to the dark side with the likes of Madrid, and (i think i’m gonna be sick) Citeh.
Sorry for raining on everyone’s parade here.
utd_fc
You raise some valid points, and I do hope you know I was joking.
Zibbie – I like a summer – Tequila(quality), Countreau (sp?) and Pineapple…splash of club soda. Stunningly refreshing and manly of of course!
Atin,
Yeah that’s the sad part pal, shuts down by 11, but better on many grounds..
##
Cedars,
No matter what, the real admirers of your’s will exceed the fake ones, just remember that
Heard Lebanon complained of too much orgasm since last evening?
evening my friend..
Tree sounds taste!
Cedars
It’s all good mate. I know you make them googley eyes at VanCedars.
And looking at the current season ahead of us, i think we might as well be a little positive. Lord knows we need it after how last season was, and how it ended.
“Lets do this”
Number 20 FTW
For all of you stuck here, there is a new thread up
Not a betting man but I will see what odds the bookies will give on united achieving their highest ever goal tally this season. Will be shocked if it’s not high
My team vs Everton:
RVP
Rooney Kagawa Nani
Carrick Cleverley
Evra Rio Vidic Valencia
DDG
The Mexican press (and TV) are already “recommending” Hernandez to move on, despite his agent saying he wants to stay and play for the club. I suppose they will keep a weekly tally of minutes played. The real problem will arise if the national team manager (who happens to be the manager that gave him his first chance) tells him that he should be playing or else. With Vela returning to Mexico’s team, Hernandez could find himself under lots of pressure.
Yeah I got a kick out of ESPN Soccernet trying to claim Hernandez’s silence indicates that he is uncomfortable and wants to move on. Not only did they completely make up the conclusion but they lied about his slience.
Next season I hope Fabio will get the 22 if Scholes retires, then the brothers will wear # 2 & 22
Am I the only one who thinks we need a new right back. I just don’t think Rafeal is good enough.
I love the reason explained by Robin Van Persie why he choosed number 20, so good luck.
@nemanjavidiclew.
No you’r not alone mate !
In my humble opinion we need KYLE WALKER from Spurs !! Am I right ?
@Zulu-Utd-Malta I was thinking walker as well.
@nemanjavidiclew.
Of course you think about Kyle Walker. In my humble opinion he is one of the best no2 in Europe at present. His body frame, hs movment on the ball, his pace,his timed tackles and he normally deosn’t get caught when he is on the attack ! for me he is exelent !!!
Fergie Fergie sign him up PLEEEEEEZE…………………….
Think barca bought song for central-back duties tbh. They want fast, possessioncompetent defenders as they line up quite high in the pitch
nemanjavidiclew – yes you are, Rafael has our RB slot nailed down for years. He is still young don’t forget so you may see an error now and then but he has the talent and drive to be the best RB in the league for a long while.
@JC I hope you turn out to be right.
how many are under 21?
i love man united….
I love man u.
Man Utd is the best team which I love so much!!! I reli appreciate with their performance every week….Hope dis will continue and Man utd must show their power every game…Love you Man Utd..And the legend SIR ALEX FERGUSON ~:):)
i love man u,hpe vidic and kagawa wl b ok bt fergie u nid to gv chance to tom clevary and anderson together with fletcher this season hpe they wll manage midle also itz better to trust evance together with vidic asmidle defender ,for me rafael is ok also eva ok roney best alwaiz,perse yes ,chicharito gud
Man u players are very good,they played well in every game..The negative thing is they missed many chances…Anyway superb squad and Sir Alex Ferguson sure will take care of the team…I’m IN Malaysia but still I support Man utd….I LOVE MAN UTD~:):)=