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FACT – Fat Spanish Waiter Has Lost The Plot

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Scott is the editor of Red Matters - 50 Years of Supporting Manchester United and an author of Play Like Fergie's Boys and Not Nineteen Forever. He writes for ESPN, The Metro and Bleacher Report. Follow @R_o_M on Twitter.

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  1. jsos says:

    ha ha ha ha ha

  2. Chingar says:

    Keep ‘em coming, Scott, we love ‘em! Haha, hilarious.

  3. dave_pistol says:

    do a pic of gerrard getting bummed in prison

  4. Failsworth Devil says:

    Do they make straight jackets that big… coz he is a big fat spanish twat aint he !!

  5. meko420 says:


  6. TonyBee says:

    Scotty, you is so good with the gags, fucking laughing me bollocks off….. you gotta do one of Gerrard being reamed in nick as Dave_Pistol says…..

  7. Drabik says:

    It’s done by Chris Toy of

    Add it to your favourites, many funny comics all footy related.

  8. Red Rooney says:

    Do a pic with me doing Alex, Gerrard’s girlfriend and Gerrard behind bars with a shit face. You could add a fat spanish waiter serving me some Red Bull :O

  9. Laos Red says:

    HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR!!! Keep it coming Scott. Now do one of KAKA tell shitty to f’ off.

    Love how the fat twat’s pupils are totally bonkers. HAR HAR HAR HAR…… Another draw for the dippers, and another 89th minute winning goal from us, than I think that comic might actually become reality….

  10. denton davey says:

    I would imagine that the following report is also more “fact” that Meeester FurGooseN is the mastermind of a conspiracy:

    “Redknapp is already likely to be without goalkeeper Heurelho Gomes (groin), winger Aaron Lennon (groin), defender Vedran Corluka (thigh) and midfielder Jermaine Jenas (calf).

    All four were absent for Wednesday night’s Carling Cup semi-final against Burnley, which the Premier League side narrowly won 6-4 on aggregate after extra time.

    Striker Roman Pavlyuchenko played, but is still not 100 per cent after recovering from his ankle injury.

    Ledley King was another who failed to play at Turf Moor, the 28-year-old sidelined with a hamstring strain.

    Now Redknapp’s problems have got a whole lot worse after three important players – Jonathan Woodgate, Jamie O’Hara and Michael Dawson – picked up knocks against Burnley, ruling them out for the United clash.”

    Of course, the “fact” that UTD’s squad will be just about as thread-bare isn’t a “fact” but merely some sort of cover-up that the press have been forced to agree with.

  11. haha says:

    i think benitez might commit suicide at the end of the season, he’s made such a fool of himself all season if he doesn’t produce some results R.I.P fat boy.

  12. haha says:

    why aren’t i allowed my requested user name?
    it should read haha hillsborough
    sort it out

  13. Stephen says:

    denton davey, I would love to hear what the press would say if Fergie admitted like Rednapp that he would deliberatly put out a weak side, “United devalue the FA Cup again”!!

  14. King Eric says:

    Stephen: spot on pal, thats exactly what the ABU’s would say.

    3-0 on Saturday.


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