January 18th 2010: “It’s a huge tie and I can’t wait. I’m not nervous at all. We’ll be at Wembley for the final. United all the way!”

April 16th 2011: “I was never a true United fan anyway. It was peer pressure. But I’ve seen the light since being with Max. City is my team and after watching the film Blue Moon Rising I’ve found out that all true Mancunians are blues.”

The daft bint obviously wouldn’t understand the irony in this statement, given the stars of that comedy were blues from Stockport.




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