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Michelle Keegan: Identity Crisis

January 18th 2010: “It’s a huge tie and I can’t wait. I’m not nervous at all. We’ll be at Wembley for the final. United all the way!”

April 16th 2011: “I was never a true United fan anyway. It was peer pressure. But I’ve seen the light since being with Max. City is my team and after watching the film Blue Moon Rising I’ve found out that all true Mancunians are blues.”

The daft bint obviously wouldn’t understand the irony in this statement, given the stars of that comedy were blues from Stockport.




 

58 Comments

  1. RedMegleeker says:

    Is that all you have Scott son. We were out done today, I’m gutted. At least that doll has egg on her face what, scant conciliation I’d say.

    Anyway, we’ve bigger fish to fry.

  2. Gopher Brown says:

    Stupid twat. United are too good for the likes of her.

  3. NotoriousRedDevil says:

    And that my friends is why women should not be involved in football. Change clubs when they change their men.

  4. RedScot says:

    There sad fuckers the lot of them! I think one Owen Coyle will have a say in this yet, or Tony Pulis.
    It aint over, they will never ever have United’s History and class……Never!

  5. hammons says:

    What a dumb broad…. Proves again that beauty doesnt equal brains.

    Not that he is beautiful, but Balotelli showed – again – he hasnt got a brain in his thick skull, either.

    Balotelli’s Diabolical Actions Sparked FA Cup Bust-Up
    http://www.theunitedreligion.com/2011/04/balotellis-diabolical-actions-sparked.html

  6. willierednut says:

    I couldn’t give a fiddlers fuck. That dirty dog Balotelli spat at one of our players? No wonder Rio went nuts. We’ll seen as sore losers, of course, by the media.

  7. RedMegleeker says:

    Regarding the “premiership footballer sex rat” story. Are we permitted to discuss this?

  8. NotoriousRedDevil says:

    Everyones said we’re sore losers. Fucking appalled there were no replays. Wonder what happened if Rooney had done it. Need to get King Eric or mattbw who went today to send the FA a report saying they saw it from the stands and see what the FA do. Then again, doesn’t really effect us if that cunt Balotelli gets banned or not.

  9. Costas says:

    Hope her next boyfriend supports Torquay. Lets see where her priorities lie then.

  10. MG says:

    Dear Lord

    I better keep my mouth shut on this one because then I’ll be accused of being anti women and all that

    Seen the light she said after watching Bluemoon the movie?

    Wait let me – :lol:

  11. willierednut says:

    As for Michelle Keegan, so what! Women/girls change their minds, like I change my underwear.

  12. MG says:

    No I can’t resist it

    Any woman man or child in this case a whore – anyone that wears the Manchester United and then declares that it was done so under peer pressure – they should be fucked off to hell and never be bought back

    For crying out loud – do not wear the shirt if you are being leaned upon – no fucking way – you wear it because it has to be worn because you believe in it – not because you fucking act like a slut whilst taking a lovely pay check and then apparently watch Bluemoon and change your mind

    Fuck me is that the only excuse she could come up with? No please don’t fuck me I’d need a mental joint for the rest tof my life

    Dearie me…

  13. MG says:

    Sorry I have to laugh again

    She watched Bluemoon and knew that city was for her

    :lol:

    I watched Braveheart my dearie but that doesn’t mean that Mel Gibson was for me lol ;)

  14. Costas says:

    portuguessprincess, jellybean and shebangsthedrums this girl is not.

    MG summed it up perfectly.

  15. Costas says:

    “after watching the film Blue Moon Rising I’ve found out that all true Mancunians are blues”

    Yeah, and after watching Star Wars, I found out that aliens exist. Dumb fuck.

  16. willierednut says:

    She was watching a blue movie MG. Are you not reading this probably? Big John Holmes came out in a City shirt and she was smitten since then.

  17. Costas says:

    Summerbee wearing the famous scarf I see. I guess EVERY City employee gets one..

  18. MG says:

    willierednut

    Mate you know I hate reading between the lines

    ;)

    Costas

    All true Mancunians are blue

    They sell out their home matches don’t they?

    Who the fuck are Manchester United?

    We are not real – it’s inception – OT is in a galaxy far far away :lol:

  19. Wednesdayx says:

    Michelle, why are you always hiding your ears?? you should flaunt them ;) it’s not your fault they’re so ATROCIOUS!

  20. Costas says:

    @MG

    Exactly. :) The only problem with United being from a galaxy far far away is explaining where those dozens of trophies that we’ve won have really gone. ;)

  21. godpye says:

    Who the fuck is Michelle Keegan anyway?
    Seriously, is she something to do with Kevin Keegan?

  22. willierednut says:

    Hi Michelle? Hello John? Do you want to see my member? Ah shucks John, that would be so swell.

  23. willierednut says:

    I would love It John, to see your member, fucking love It!

  24. MG says:

    Costas

    Me you willierednut Fletch – we only talked about 19 in August –

    We’ll take that and whatever happens in the CL – if we perform to win it then so be it

    It would have been nice to get to the FA cup final – been a long time – but wasn’t to be

    Don’t give up United we are still right behind you

    Goodnight Manchester United – when they say that Manchester United is finished – they should know that they have not created this monster that they can kill off. We are still here – still standing – still coming for what we want.

  25. King Eric says:

    Fuck off you silly fucking bitch. Plastic cunt.

  26. hammons says:

    @kingeric: perfectly put.

  27. Stretty News says:

    There is only one thing that woman needs right now…

  28. JojoJkt says:

    @ NotoriousRedDevil & willierednut,
    Guys, just because one particular woman doesn’t have enough intelligence to conclude which club has better quality in all aspect, and doesn’t have enough will to choose for herself and defend her choice, doesn’t mean every woman changes club that easily.
    I’m a woman and have been a United fan for 15 years now. I know it’s only an eye-blinking time for Scott. But the facts that it’s more than half of my age and that I support United from Indonesia where I live (where Premier League isn’t really a “culture” like it is in its homeland, and where most of the matches are broadcasted live at midnight or even at 2 or 3 am.), make 15 years seem pretty sufficient for me to call myself a red through and through. I enjoy every second of being a United fan. Never regret anything about it. And I know for sure I’ll be a United fan for the rest of my life. It’s an easy choice. I mean, with all the confidence and spirit and passion this club owns that base the greatness and glory of the club, how could I choose other than that?
    I’m a red through and through. No movie can change that. No man can change that. Really. I even seriously consider to put “support Manchester United” on top of the list of qualities that my boyfriend should have.
    We’re not missing Keegan’s support. She just doesn’t have United mentality. The bluemooners can have her anytime. But what annoys me the most is that she makes people think that every woman is like her, and that every woman doesn’t take football seriously.
    Anyways, I woke up with headache and heartache. Bad result last night. But no defeat can make me change club. Go United! No. 19 is within reach! Believe!

  29. dannysoya says:

    And now when you tell them that they don’t know the offside rule they start screaming that they are as good fans as we are. OH PLEASE!!! Don’t worry. When City loses the final she’ll switch back to United. and she claims to be a “fan”.

  30. Fergie's gum says:

    She does not deserve Utd.follow me on twitter @yugo44

  31. Kings says:

    Don’t need cunts like that supporting United.

  32. KingOfStretfordEnd says:

    I cannot stand women who ‘support’ a team for a the face of players. Or when they get a boyfriend, they SWAP SHIRTS? i had this friend, she claimed to be a United fan, and then her boyfriend was a gunner, and she was seen prancing around in a arsenal shirt. Rubbish.

    I’m serious, give me a million dollars and i would never wear the shirt of another team. Never. some may find in impractical when talking bout a million dollars, but yep, i’m dead serious.

  33. Axeman says:

    I must admit that she is quite hot!

  34. mags the red says:

    I hate to admit it but some ladies to change the team with the latest fella.Then what makes me really annoyed they spout off the fellas views. Not all of us though. I have followed the Reds since I was 4. I didnt know you could change your team.

  35. Balaji Sivaraman says:

    Guys, the real question here is, “Would you smash it?” :D :lol:

    @Costas and MG, Let’s see more of I saw this movie and so I believe in this stuff. It might turn into a great game for today morning to tide us over some of the disappointment we feel from yesterday.

    @KingOfStretfordEnd, It’s not just women mate. I have friends who switched to Real Madrid or Arsenal at different points. One when we sold Beckham to Madrid and then again when we sold Ruud. I hate people like that. They even had the balls to ask when I would be making my switch. Needless to say, I was laughing my ass off at the three-peat a few years later.

  36. bobbycharlie1968 says:

    I’d fuck her, just to spite her.

  37. Costas says:

    @Balaji

    Lol, I’d like to mate. Maybe as soon as MG comes back. For now…

    “After watching Rocky 4, I found out that in boxing you can take 500 shots directly to the head and still win the fight.”

  38. Gorse Hill Red says:

    She changes her team because of her partner? What a small minded fool, thick as pig shit who can’t think for herself.

    Watch her change her allegience again depending who her new partner is.

  39. NotoriousRedDevil says:

    @ JojoJkt. Fair enough. But in my personal experience every woman is, and don’t mean to brag theres been quite a few. This is why when I settle down I hope its with someone who gets football but isn’t obsessed and I will NEVER take them Old Trafford. Can’t mix business with pleasure I let you fellow reds work out which is which.

  40. madmike91 says:

    Who gives a fuck what the stupid bitch thinks? I dont even watch “Corrie”.

  41. jojo says:

    more posts like this please. she is so fucking fit.

  42. willierednut says:

    Jojo – Chill sweetie lol. Maybe I’m speaking of personal experience ha ha.

  43. dannysoya says:

    Nah i wouldn’t do her. Not my type.

  44. Cyril Sneer says:

    who cares about Michelle Keegan, we’ve got Rachel Riley.

  45. KingOfStretfordEnd says:

    @ Balaji

    Exactly. Someone asked if i would switch to real madrid when Ronaldo left. How daft.

  46. T4M says:

    Who cares about her colors?She’s looks good in bed :D

  47. grein says:

    She’s good looking and all… but who the fuck is she?

  48. RedMist says:

    Who is she?

  49. Jeyt says:

    Shit, wait until next year. I’ll get my dick in that and she will become an Everton fan.

  50. manrud says:

    identity crisis ei?i’d bone her hard

  51. knightsmith says:

    Who the fuck is Michelle Keegan please?

  52. Balaji Sivaraman says:

    @knightsmith, In the real world, she is a super hot female who most men would smash without blinking.

    In the footballing world, she is a nobody who does not deserve a thread of discussion on a prestigious blog about the most prestigious club in football, a la ROM.

  53. Ryan90MUFC says:

    i’d Still smash her back doors in!

  54. enzo133 says:

    Not got a clue who she is so who gives a flying fuck what she thinks.

  55. Elly033 says:

    Silly Cow…..I know of a girl who was married to an Arsenal fan so she supported Arsenal, since breaking up and finding herself a new bloke who supports Liverpool she is now a matching going Liverpool fan, When I pulled her up on it she said she always liked Liverpool just cause her ex was Arsenal she decided to follow them as well…..so women like that I agree should f*ck right off !

    I was brought up in a United supporting house, have always supported them. Would never change for no man…..boyband or not lol

  56. leetguy101 says:

    That’s cool, we get Sacha Parkinson, according to the picture up there. I much prefer blondes.

  57. billyblack1985 says:

    yes shes a traitor and an awful actress! the ridiculous thing is, i saw her after these pictures were taken, and she was wearing red and white stripped socks, this just looked wrong along with that awful top!

  58. redmenace says:

    Y’ know this KeegAN woman is about as bright as she looks…. Another clueless nu-footy celebrity tosser.

    Same goes for that Lily Cole: On the front of the Evening News yesterday, with the headline ‘Why Model United Fan Lily Is Backing The Blues!’ Shame on the MEN for giving this silly tart coverage, never mind a cover story…. This daft mare will show her ‘acting’ skills (snigger!) in this weekeend’s Doctor Who…. Karen Gillan is a million times fitter than Keegan and Cole put together anyway….

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