Just yesterday I was having a good laugh at Peter Kenyon, who after two games in a Chelsea shirt, claimed Deco was the transfer deal of the summer. 2 goals in 2 games, 1 good performance 1 crap performance, and Kenyon thinks they’ve got Kaka on their hands. Before making such ridiculous comments, Kenyon probably should have taken a look at the top scorers table, which suggests Deco is no better than Darren Fletcher, Mido or Stoke’s Ricardo Fuller, and has nothing on City’s Elano!
So we know he’s a dick, we know he shows himself up at every given opportunity, whether it’s selling out his club or cocking up transfers. But I’d have to say this latest stunt at Chelsea could top the lot.
So confident was Kenyon that he’d got the Robinho deal nailed, Chelsea’s official website were giving fans the option to pre-order Chelsea shirts with Robinho’s name on the back, his number yet to be confirmed.
“We are ever confident that it (the transfer) will get done,” said Kenyon.
He had predicted the sale would go through yesterday, until Real Madrid threw a spanner in the works.
“Robinho still two years left on his contract,” said Real sporting director, Pedrag Mijatovic. “That being the case he is our player for the next two seasons so you can draw your own conclusions from that. In a healthy environment and in a team with a winning spirit there is no problem that cannot be sorted.”
Our new best friend, Ramon Calderon, also indicated the deal was off. “The coach and the sports director want the player to stay and I am sure he will,” he said. “Our squad is complete and it is impossible for us to have one better than the one we have.”
Now, Chelsea have had to pull the offer from their site, which was located here.
“Our online partner, Kitbag, always prepares in advance of any potential signings, and unfortunately it accidentally made its way onto the site but has now been removed,” said a Chelsea spokesperson. Accidentally? Who are they trying to kid? How does the option to buy something on their website appear by accident?
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ha ha ha ha – best yet
What is that man getting paid for? How is he in a job? It’s actually a joke, I couldn’t be more happy that we’ve got rid of him.
Scott, I never wanted him at our club. The guy is a turncoat and you boys are well rid. Since he’s been at the Bridge he has repeatedly dragged our name through the mud. If R.Abramowich gives a stuff about our club he should jettison him forthwith. Most of us despise his disloyalty and his smarmy arrogance. Our club was never so despised until he turned up!!! W*nk*r!!!
Lol, How big a cock is Kenyon? TBC. Even blabbermouth Calderon is like, way-cooler Ha ha ha
I’m beginning to think you’ve got something against Mr Kenyon. I somehow doubt that he can be held personally responsible for a shirt with Robinho’s name on it being advertised in the online store. Like him or not, you surely don’t believe that is the level at which he operates?
Norman – obviously I’m not holding Kenyon personally responsible for putting the Robinho shirts up on the website, I’m merely pointing out that his over-confidence/arrogance in signing the player lead to the club authorising it and Chelsea fans actually spending money on Robinho shirts! Following his over-confidence, he now looks like a dick with Real looking to pull the deal.
How fucking arrogant is that!! Sums up Chelsea.
Peter Kuntyon is an arrogant scumbag who empitomises everything that is ugly within the game.
The real question here is: if Kenyon is an incompetent prat then what do we call Ramon Calderon ?
A cunt?
they are both arrogant cunts.
I love reading all these things about stupid Kenyon. He is trying to show his superior (David Gill) that he knows how to run club football. After disgracing himself during that Ronaldinho transfer saga,he wants to correct himself at Chelsea. He should look at David Gill who is tipped to be the next FA Chairman,moving from Glory to Glory and not from Glory to Abyss. Fuck you Peter Kenyon,fuck your chelsea and everything about you.
lol… love the dialogue denton, stephen and scotty. I reckon calderon’s a dick and kenyon’s a cunt, given the way calderon’s screwin with kenyon at the mo…
Latest on Robinho: He is definitely not leaving according to Calderon.
http://www.goal.com/en/articolo.aspx?contenutoid=839847
Hmmmm, interesting point Gabriel, but I would say that Calderon is a twat, but Kenyon is both a cunt and simultaneously a cock. He used to be both a tit and a dick but has blossomed beyond all expectations lol