If Manchester United knock Ajax out of the Europa League on Thursday, they will not play another game on Saturday for the rest of the season.
The following changes were announced today:
QPR (H) Sun 8 Apr (1.30pm Sky)
Wigan (A) Wed 11 Apr (7.45, not televised)
Villa (H) Sun 15 Apr (4pm Sky)
Everton (H) Sun 22 Apr (12.30pm Sky)
Manchester City (A) Mon 30 Apr (8pm Sky)





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Ridiculous that, guessing its mostly down to the Europa league. Ah well!
Well I’m sure we’re all used to this now, in truth if we get passed Ajax it’ll do me a favour, it’s the wife’s birthday on the 10th March and I would’ve missed the WBA game (taking her to watch Oliver in Manchester) so Sunday works for me, other than that, cunts.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MC5YOEFbInY&list=LLIUe4qbwyGIMJAnaPwMEAbw&index=2&feature=plpp_video
After the breaking news that Agent Tevez has now apologised to mankini, lets hope he completes his work by the 30th April and they are out of the race by then.
Heres hoping for Giggs 13 Gerrard 0
Great link GLB.
Still love watching that FA Cup goal vs small club where he dumped Keown on his arse and made him look like the cnut he was (and still is).
I’m from the states and I understand that matches are traditionally held on Saturdays, but is there anything inherently wrong with games on Sunday?
What if we get knocked out in the next round? Why change the whole schedule? Oh well. At least the City game has a nice kick off time. I like Monday night games.
@ Iccooler one reason
Sunday games = serious hangover on Monday morning @work.
Don’t know if its been mentioned yet, but Rooney missed training apparently.
What a pain in the ass. Bring back the Champions League all is forgiven.
The problem is with Monday night not so much Sunday. It means a Day off to get to Old Trafford for those of us that no longer live in Manchester and for those who have to travel some distance.
And Anderson quietly reappears, no explanations or questions asked.
Before he disappears again in 2 weeks.
Berba trained and one would think that he’ll start ahead of Rooney anyway. We need the latter fresh for Norwich.
@bayored
Ah yes, I suppose. Not that I am a huge fan of the NFL, I go to maybe one game a year, so I guess I’m just conditioned to games on Sunday and hangovers on Monday.
James21
‘bring back the champions league all is forgiven’… Haha
It’s in my blood
Where did you here about it? it’s really bad. This is the second time he does this in a few weeks!
Rooney didn’t take part in the open training session.
Lebomanc
Good afternoon. Oh what I’d do for the Champions League
Its in my blood
Hi mate. Yeh he probably had too many Pancakes.
@ Iccooler second reason:
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I live in the middle east. I get Saturdays off but work Sundays. No good for me either
He might be rested against Ajax.
James21
Good afternoon. Yeah hopefully next year, we must focus on winning the Europa league until then
Baldrick
The time difference in the middle east can be annoying too, though I like night games
The time difference for the states can suck at times too. Especially midweek games as they are always on in the middle of the afternoon, so I always have to skip class. I hate to think what I’m going to have to do when I start working a “real” job.
Also, why is it that when we play Liverpool are the games always around 12p? It makes for an early morning, often around 7am. Is there a stipulation, besides tv rights, that say that United/Liverpool games are always at a certain time?
@Iccooler
I once heard it was because having the games in the afternoon (3 or 5), meant that the fans would be absolutley smashed by the time the game starts, and would be more likely to be fighting. Don’t know if there is any truth in this….just means I start drinking at 10am instead of 12 on a Saturday :p
@notcr9
That’s kind of what I figured and it totally makes sense.
Sounds wank. Although at this time of the year we’re always pushed to TV times due to always being in the title race. What about the Swansea game? Is that not a Saturday any more?
I’ve got a feeling that we’ll play City in the semi if we both get through, seeing as it would mean we’d play them 3 times in 2 weeks
Definately booking Tuesday 1st May off
wigan game is televised on tring
Briggsy
That would be very awesome if we do ay them 3 times in 2 weeks. incase that does happen, I can see us winning 2 and drawing 1!
Play*
Can one of the ROM Video geniuses please do a video on the early season midfield combo of Cleverley and Anderson? I just want to reanalyse it and make sure i wasnt reading too much into it.
With 67hrs between Ajax and away to Norwich, it is good to rest Rooney and give Berba a start for once. Let’s just beat or even draw with Ajax with no injuries please.
So many articles about a Pogba debut to convince him his future is at Old trafford. Thought I should say the SAF stated categorically that he NEVER picks his team to please players or anyone! And I believe him, otherwise he would have succumbed to presure to give Berbatov run!
Carrick shouldn’t start either. So the midfield duo should be 2 out of Cleverley-Ando-Pogba
I’m slightly perturbed Pogba needs convincing to stay at United? Maybe I’m a daft 30 something Red nose, but we’re a global giant. Changing times…
@bayoRed: More like succumb to pleasure
Fuck me willie, I thought you were something like 50 plus with moves like jagger
I’d love to see a midfield four of Young — Cleverly — Ando — Nani.
Pogba on from the bench as necessary.
@Jeet spot on!
@Doghouse: High probability of that happening. My prediction:
DDG
Jones Evans Smalling/Rio (depending on fitness status) Fabio
Young Cleverly Ando Nani
Berba Hernandez
Rooney out tomorrow with a bad throat. Shouting too much at Colleen!
I really loved this article. These guys are really having a sh*t season! If only they had added an image of Dogleash also scratching his nut!
http://www.talksport.co.uk/radio/drivetime/blog/2012-02-20/poll-whos-having-worse-season#.T0J1o20EVrA.facebook
And after last night I wouldnt know who is having it worse!
Yeah Rooney is out with a bad throat. He ate his food too quickly when he saw Ando at the diner!
http://www.manutd.com/en/News-And-Features/Football-News/2012/Feb/sir-alex-team-news-manchester-united-v-ajax.aspx?newsid=DCE56E7E-7460-40C2-9C00-4B39D1164E41&utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=twitterfeed
No wonder he has a bad throat? Check the picture? Clevs will play full 90 minutes.
We are the only club in the world where a player is out for 10 days just for a bad throat.
Anyway, my team for tomorrow:
DDG – Jones, Smalling, Evans, Fabio – Park, Cleverley, Anderson, Young – Berbatov, Hernandez
SAF on Pogba – he “could” stay.
Doesn’t sound promising.
Jeet – I ain’t 50 pal, but I can move on the dancefloor!
Not like big lips, though.
Surely the only bad thing about playing on Sundays is that we can’t put pressure on Shitty, playing earlier than them.
Costas – i’m sure he’s just getting rested and if rooney doesn’t feel fit enough to take the pitch then why risk him? especially when two upcoming premier league games away from home will be very difficult.
On pogba, Fergie said it’s possible that he would stay but no progression in his contract talks. It’s that agent behind all these, he clearly wants to stay so i don’t know why there is a stumbling block. Hopefully progress will come soon enough.
@samuel
Wasn’t talking about the game Ajax tomorrow. I wouldn’t have started him anyway. According to Fergie, Rooney was feeling the effects in Amsterdam and he’s still dealing with it. He’s in a race to be fit for Norwich.
I think he’ll be ready for Sunday. If not, we’re not exactly light on options up front.
Costas – maybe that’s just Fergie wrapping wayne in a cotton wool, who can blame him lol.
Funny article by goal.com
http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/3277/la-liga/2012/02/20/2917170/ever-banega-run-over-by-his-own-car-the-top-10-bizarre
@Willie: never learnt to dance myself. Always a choice between dancing with the pyt or going for the next free drink, and there’s only one winner there
On Big Lips, learnt he had an affair with Jolie. Can you imagine the lips on those kids if they had them?!!
Rooney out with a bad thoart??? Granted I only play Sunday league, but Jesus if I rang my manager and said I couldn’t play because I had a bad throat, I’d get a right old kicking the next time I saw him.
@notcr9
Your Sunday League manager probably wouldn’t take account of the fact that a bad throat is a symptom, not a condition, and if it could be a symptom of a potentially more debilitating cold being in the offing (and you were your team’s best player – I dunno, you might be!), it’s not worth risking you on a February evening just in case it exacerbates it and puts you out for another week…
Jeet –
@kanchelskis
Fair point mate. I think it’s just ammusing (not that an injury is ammusing) seeing a player of Rooney’s toughness out with a ‘bad throat’, but I take your point.
@notcr9
Haha. Yeh, I get you. Maybe Fergie could’ve sexed it up somewhat?
I was listening to talksports the other day and durham said that terry should play even with a bad injury.
and although terry is an imbecile and if he played with just one tooth i wouldn’t be bothered but there goes that typical british mentality. Show your “Commitment” to win by playing unfit. I still don’t get where that has got england. taking injured players to world cups, getting battered/knocked out and then blaming the player for not showing their maximum ability.
@samuel – united WE stand
Reminds me of Wilkins several weeks ago, co-commentating on a Newcastle game (forget which). Cabaye got nobbled and stayed on the ground. Wilkins insisted he should ‘get up and get on with it’. Play stopped and he was still on the ground, clutching his ankle. Wilkins insisted he should ‘get up and get on with it’. Cabaye indicated that he couldn’t carry on and was surrounded by his teammates who were chatting with each other and to him. Wilkins insisted he should ‘get up and get on with it’.
It wasn’t until a fucking stretcher appeared on the pitch that Wilkins shut his inane cakehole and STOPPED insisting he should ‘get up and get on with it’. He was then rather quiet for a while.
I think that’s part a demonstration of the attitude you’ve outlined. And part Wilkins being an utterly useless commentator.
William Hill offering 12/1 for an all Manchester Europa final.
Would help pay for the trip ….
Shaqiri said we underestimated basel when united faced his team at st jakobs park. And granted evident complacency creeped in at certain stages during this season but can Fergie really allow such bullshit?
@samuel – united WE stand
Don’t see that there’s anything untrue or especially scandalous about his comment. What do you want Fergie to do? Cuss his mum?
Kanchelskis – same raymondo wilkins who claimed england wouldn’t cope without terry, anyone would think he was the reincarnation of paolo maldini’s toe, that man really can’t help spouting Shit and i suppose he’ll continue to do so.
As for that dinosaur age attitude and mentality, i think that’s part of england’s many problems. Until they revert from that, same problems will persist.
Kanchelskis – i was just putting it out there and asking for your and everyone else’s opinions on that matter. You agree, i agree with it. As for Fergie cursing his mum, the flying scot-man wouldn’t dare, he’s a man of principles (that’s if he hasn’t any of his favourite wine yet)
Exactly!!!
MUFC v AjaxFC Europa League Team Sheet:
DeGea;
Jones Rio Evans Fabio;
Nani Carrick Cleverley Young;
Rooney Hernandez.
SUBS: Amos, Smalling, Park, Pogba, Scholes, Valencia, Welbeck.
Saturday, Sunday, Monday or Thursday I honestly do not care anymore… Just want to see the lads in action.
I just feel for fans having to make a long trip like James where by Saturday matches would be most ideal
That is the team as posted on this mornings club news….
Bit sad not to see Giggs go for 900 + 50
@FletchTHEMAN
What do you mean ‘this mornings club news’?
Wherever it’s from, it’s clearly wrong, as Rooney has already been ruled out. Isn’t that just last week’s team?
Tell me why I don’t like Mondays!
Amazing stat here lads? CedarsDevil can eat shredded wheat standing on his head! No spoon either? Go on Cedars!
Willie
Haha…. So true. You know me so well!
Hi everyone,
apologies to those who said hello earlier, i had to dash off somewhere.
To those that didn’t…WHY NOT?! Haha.
Well, as we know now, Roo is out with a sore throat.
I’m with Costas and am convinced even this sore throat is down to medical team!
Either that or Colleen chose the wrong time to grip him by both ears and …..
The media seem pretty convinced that Poggers is getting a run out, hope so!
As someone mentioned earlier, Ando back very quietly, a bit weird but welcome.
Cedars My Lord
“I just feel for fans having to make a long trip like James where by Saturday matches would be most ideal”
I don’t!
It leaves all the more tickets for us locals !
Bloody foreigners, coming over here and taking our tickets blah blah blah!
Ha ha!
Hey James, love you really pal!
In a not gay sorta way.
Not that i’ve got anything against gays STOP!
Enough of all that again!
On a serious note, it is really bad for those who truly follow our great club whilst trying to earn a living at the same time.
No doubt United fans have suffered more from changes to the fixture list than anyone else.
It’s in my blood
Haha…. Funny!
I could get something started again…….. Park, he eats what he wants!
Naughty naughty Cedars
Cedars
Has smartalex been around?
The real one i mean!
Hope he’s ok.
It’s in my blood
Have not seen the smartone for a while…. Hope he’s well too
Not also seen the likes of King Eric or NRD either
Where’s funky Fred?
I keep getting promotional emails from our official website ( yes yes I did subscribe there once upon a time many moons ago, so piss off and do not make fun) about some sort of a DHL Champions Trophy Tour….. What on earth is that all about?
Cedars
King Erics probably had his hands full with the little one.
That and differences with Ruth over feeding Tom 1/4 pounders with cheese!
smartalex
Where are you mate?
Missing your Barry White boom!
So Porto just giving up I see.
WRN
Hi mate, yes, thats another one on the missing list!
Already game over. SMH
I also miss soren, mes, portugueseprincess & JellyBean….. Also not seen RedGem for ages….
Not to mention one of our top ranters Kings
Cedars
It’s your chance to see up close our trophy which is on tour right now.
Although, when it gets to you it’ll be kidnapped by any number of armed militia groups!
( Is that racist?) Haha!
Who need CL football when you can be the finest in Europa !
My Team would be;
De Gea
Fabio Smalling Jones Evra
Nani Carrick Clevs Pogba
Young
Chico
With a strong bench; Amos, Rio,Rafael,Scholes, Park, Giggs,Welbeck
It’s in my blood
I take offense by that remark…. Are you assuming that we have armed militia here?
Ha Ha
Oh and regarding the smartone, he sometimes goes missing for a few days, probably takes his dogs out for cameos in the jungle….. Bugger is so good with words that I bet he has his dogs talking by now!
It’s in my blood – Fred’s pulled a Lord Lucan on us? Vanished!
Seems there are some matches tonight in what is known as the ‘Champions League’ never really heard of it. Thank God we are in the primary competition (Talk about fucking denial!)
Posted on the other thread about King Eric’s favorite player i.e. Nasri going on about how Arsenal should learn from City! Haha Learn what? How to dish out 24m for complete flops?
Would have loved a King Eric special on that one
@CedarsDevil the DHL trophy tour is a chance for fans to see the EPL trophy with some of the UNITED greats and legends.. I am in south africa and it should be passing around here in april after touring asia,USA and rest of africa too! 19!!
Am I the only one who doesn’t mind if shitty get through? I need them fatigued and secretly hoping they too pic up injuries this season. Its only fair as they have had zero injuries so far(only team in epl)
marshawash
Thanks for the info pal…. I actually knew that, I was only baiting for people to make fun of me due to tha fact that I once was a member on our official site!
Agreed with you on shitty, I would also prefer them to go as far as possible in the Europa and hopefully stretch their injury free squad
Yeah, City should go through and wear themselves out some more. They will face the same fixture issues that we will.
Plus, I have a funny feeling that our paths will cross in the Europa League at some point.
Ravel Morrison fined £7,000 for comments made on Twitter. No wonder he wanted a pay rise so he could continue to open his garbage gob and pay his fines.
Fred probably got fed up of the trend that appears on here from time to time when posters take offence at every little tongue and cheek joke. Come back Fred.
Kettleneck haha
http://www.talksport.co.uk/magazine/translator/2012-02-22/funniest-carlos-tevez-video-you-will-ever-see-talksport-spoof?
Watching the shitty game right now, wanting them to win for some reasons but my hate to them doesn’t want them to… Oh well, I’ll just continue the game
Heard Rooney is having a sore throat… Bummer! But he must be rested anyways and give some game time for berba
James
Too right about Fred mate….. I remember he made a joke about Berba and got hamerred. Sadly some people do not know how to laugh anymore
Trend? Fred’s on Twitter. Makes sense.
James21
I’m sure people with no cheek are horrified by you drawing attention to their affliction.
It has to stop.
Cedars
I’m just a fool anyway. I laugh when someone falls over or at funerals as you know. Some of us have far too much humour in us, we should share some really.
Twitter? King Eric and I (Sounds like a movie I have seen) will hold the fort and save your souls
Cedarsdevil
Do you follow the Lebanese national team?
Cedars – You can add Red Neck to that list?
Its in my blood

And the Tongueless folk throughout the world. Shame on me.
Why do citeh get to play on a wednesday for a europa league match?
Lebomanc
Hi, not really I do not know any of the players…. Just taken some interest after their brilliant world cup qualifiers so far. The wins over South Korea and Kuwait were excellent….
Willie
Well spotted re Red Neck, another Robbo man as it were
Another Robbo man? Hope he stays away then!
Richards down for the bitters.
Hope its nowt worse than ruptured ligaments.
Bastard, he’s ok.
Cedars
You Lebanese fair weather supporter you.
‘Where were you when you were shit’
Nasri . First class talent, first class cunt.
James
Hahaha
We’ve always been shit, ranked something like 149! hahaha Basketball on the other hand, made every of the last 4 world cups and note that only 16 teams qualify…. Fuck ya
Disclaimer
I hate basketball
Cedarsdevil
Same here actually, but mostly cause I used to almost never hear anything about them… but as they are coming here (to Dubai) for the final game of the group stages, my bro got tickets and am going! I know a few of the players names after the few games ive been watching
The lads name who I won’t say, gets a fine for his comment on TW? A huge deterrent that will be…
James21
With the fixture changes, if you can’t make it, give us yer ticket pal! Haha
I’ll do K stand proud mate.
Alright lads. Been back and forth to hospital as Toms reflux got worse. Anyway home now and on a special prescription food.
Fuck off John Champion you arse licking cunt. “City are clearly favourites for the Europa League“. Why’s that then John? Oh because they have won ONE trophy in 36 years and United are just a two bob club. Also “attendance of 38,000 which is remarkably good considering kick off time”. Fuck off you cunt its paltry. There is no way there is even 38000 there.
Mark Chamberlain saying fergie spoke to Oxelaide but his son wanted to go to Arsenal as he likes the football they play. Good luck with that Alex. We will just win trophies while you play “pretty football”. Aint even that anymore.
Best comedy thing I have heard was Robbie Earle saying the Gypo and Suarez can form a Yorke and Cole partnership. Fuck me. Show some fucking respect to Dwight and Andy. They were ripping top teams like Inter, Juve, Bayern and Barca apart. Those two cunts did it against Brighton. I am sure that fucking keeper received a brown envelope. What a dogshit keeper.
Oh another comedy comment was Cundy last night. Said Luiz is poor defensively BUT at times brings the ball out like Beckenbaur. Can’t believe these clowns get well paid for talking absolute piffle.
Gough last night said Bale would easily get in Barca team and is the same player Ronnie was at that age. Err that would be 06 07 Darren you fat dancer cunt when Ronnie ripped the league up. Bale aint foit to lace Ronaldo s boots. Both footed. Headers. Free kicks. Power. Goals galore. Tricks. Fucking idiot.
Tunni played for reserves last night with his loan spell due to end next week. Reckon it will be extended. Interesting that Fergie was a posh game on Saturday. Also interesting to hear Martin Fergie was at Barca v valencia game at weekend. Jordi Alba? Messi? Ha.
@Nabi
I am guessing that they wanted to avoid having both Manchester teams play at home on the same day.
Lebomanc
Enjoy it and sing your heart out! I think if we avoid defeat we will make the final stageof qualification for the first time in our history….. Only player I know is Atwa? Seems like a good talent
King Eric
Great to have you back posting pal….. My thoughts are with wee Tom, I am sure he will be ok, babies usually get over such things in quick time.
As for Champion, lost count on the number of times I posted on how much he disgusts me.. By far one of the worst commentators ever. His hate for United is so bloody evident its criminal
Cedarsdevil
I sure will, and yeah that’s true!
Atwa’s good but I really like the captain reda antar who won’t be playing though
@King Eric
Or Gerard Pique.
Didn’t know about your son mate. My heartfelt wishes for a speedy recovery.
Lebomanc
Why not? Is he injured or suspended?
Come ON LEBANON! hahaha
Mind you if we beat them it would be an indirect win for United eh? Lebanon play in RED, the UAE own City so all good!
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King Eric
Hey mate, shame for the little one, it’s very distressing watching them suffer, bless him.
I know the dangers of reflux going untreated.
I’m glad the lemon eaters are going through, it’s imperative they have the same sort of fixture pile up as us until either we knock them out or we establish a sufficiently healthy lead in the title race, rendering the end of April fixture meaningless.
Well, not quite meaningless, a win on the day sealing our 20th!
Oh joy!
No amount of oil dollars could compensate for being able to look at their bitter faces, twisted with rage and envy!
Shitty 4 0 Porto
King Eric
Hope Tom gets a fast recovery
Later rom
King Eric – I heard Cundy saying that about Luiz! Goldstein was proper winding him up lol. Hope your wee man gets better soon mate.
King Eric
Your post has just cracked me up.
Hope Tom The Red gets well soon mate.
Cedarsdevil
Hahaha… He got 2 red cards or something like that
Yeah, very true hahaha!
Come on LEBANON
King Eric
Such a pity that Ruth could not breast feed… That would usually give babies a great immune system… Almost like having a back line of Bruce, Pallli and Shmikes, i.e. nothing gets past!
It’s in my blood
u r crackin me up lad!
Cedars
You’ve said what i wanted to say but didn’t want to ask re Ruth!
Wasn’t sure King Eric and Ruth would’ve welcomed a discussion on the merits of breastfeeding on RoM!
City get praised for scoring 93 goals in 40 games (2.33 per game).
We’ve scored 88 in 38 (2.51 per game) morons.
It’s in my blood
True that, only mentioned it because it was something King Eric shared wtth us
I hope King Eric backs me up and reflux is treatable when seen too
It’s not nice and very uncomfortable but hopefully with the prescription food should be okay
Being married to a doctor does have its info perks
19
Why good evening MG…..
Thanks to Lebomanc I am in Lebanon mode as we play our crucial qualifier next week….. Anyway it will always be
United >>>>> Anyone
and
Robbo >>>>> Keane
and
Stretty >>>>> K stand
King Eric @ 18:33: “Gough last night said Bale would easily get in Barca team and is the same player Ronnie was at that age. Err that would be 06 07 Darren you fat dancer cunt when Ronnie ripped the league up. Bale aint foit to lace Ronaldo s boots.”
Why-oh-why do you keep paying “attention” to these idiots. You just end up winding yourself up ?
STOP IT !
I’m very sorry to hear about your little nipper’s digestive problems – it’s anguish to watch a baby suffer like that. Hopefully, the new foods will solve this issue. Best wishes and good luck to Thomas.
Evening Cedars you devil you
MG
Not seen your side kick ToneBee for a while…. I know he had some health issues, I honestly hope the old man is well.
Nabi. So both Manchester clubs aren’t playing at home the same night.
TallestRED
Cheers mate!
MG
Any sign of “Arry and his decision regarding Ingurland?
Getting a bite to eat, see you guys in a while>
K stand barmy army
Cedars
Well I hope my Watson is well no double act without my sidekick…
Wherever you are Watson better not be going on any case without the main man!
It’s in my blood
Let me work on that mate
Giggs12
You tireless efforts along with James to hype up the K stand are commendable yet to no avail pal
Cedars, Costas, its in my blood, willie, MG and denton. Oh and James. Thanks a lot lads. Much appreciated. Yeah Cedars he wouldn’t latch on to breast and reflux more common in formula fed. Ha its like a baby site. Sorry lads. Nowt serious but just causes loads of discomfort for big parts of day.
Denton. I don’t know why I get annoyed. I should just laugh out of sympathy for the clowns.
Willie. Yes mate Goldstein certainly was mocking him. Did you hear that supposed rentboy fan who called in and said Luiz is world class and the british media are “hating on him”. Sounded American and a wind up. Said all Chelsea players were world class and called Boas AVP. Goldstein said he was clearly and idiot as didn’t even know the managers name! Dislike Goldstein to be honest the Jonathon Ross sound alike. Seems a plastic United fan to me. I remember a while back he said players like Carrick, Nani and Evans should be sold. Cunt.
J stand give us a song j stand j stand give us a song
Stretty – sing when were winning you only sing when were winning
@kanchelskis Cheers mate. It was up before the news conference but is now gone … scratches head?!
Here is a list of the lads who trained that seems to have replaced what I posted earlier:
De Gea, Amos;
Evans, Evra, Fabio, Ferdinand, Jones, Rafael, Smalling;
Anderson, Carrick, Cleverley, Giggs, Nani, Park, Pogba, Scholes, Young;
Berbatov, Hernandez, Welbeck
Fergie said Rooney was out of the side.
Every one sing along,
To the tune of Jungle book The Bare Necessities…… Look 4 the spare Man City seats, those empty blue Man City seats and still you think you might expand yourground. I mean those spare Man City seats and under budget gate receipts , that come from flogging seats for just a pound
Baby site is better than troll site and Non believer site especially multiple schizophrenia Sachu infested site
Dazbomber
DW >>>>>> K stand
I can actually hear noise there on match days!
King Eric – Heard him giving Carrick grief after the Benfica game at OT. I thought he played well that night. When he winds Cundy up, he’s not bad. Love the way Cundy was squirming last night. That shit about Luiz being class at bringing the ball out of defense? Lol. He gets caught in possession time after time ffs!
Who is this David Luiz?
I only see Sideshow Bob
MG
According to the media Side Show Bob was meant to be the next best thing…… Turns out he is just another flop
Posh git Saggers bumming city? Hope United win this league. Shut the cunts up!
Evening fuckers!
Dazbomber- quality!
Evening fuckers…… Now THAT is quality in my books
Cedars
And your book is well respected my good friend. How ya doing Marro?
A scouser walks into HMV and asks at the counter, “Do you have anything by the Doors? “CCTV, now fuck off”
Dazbomber
Haha, singing away here!
Verse 2?
Got to have my daily pop at the youngster….Mikekelly, how are you son?
Was going to ask where you were earlier but realised, chores n stuff!
I’m watching Basle take on Bayern -should be 2-1 for the yodellers. The panzers REALLY miss Schweini – NO SCHWEINI, NO WAY – and for some reason Thomas Mueller is on the bench. The way Basle are playing makes me feel not-so-bad that they edged out TheLads in December.
The yodellers have two good strikers, a very, very good keeper, and several really good midfielders and a Korean left back who ain’t too shabby. They’ve been under-rated and belong in this competition – Bayern, on the other hand, are just riding their luck. The panzers are seriously over-rated – I’d be amazed if they could live with either RM or Barcelona.
MG
BREAKING MEWS:
United beat Arsenal 1-0 to lift community shield (2012)
Rooney scored the only goal in the 3rd minute.
Kevin Prince Boateng shined in his Manchester Utd debut by claiming MOTM.
Samir Nasri’s return to Arsenal was a quiet occasion as he failed to make a mark in his 65 minutes on the pitch.
—- Well thats explains why this is FIFA 12, how exactly did Arsenal win the FA Cup?
Monkey
Doing great pal….. Just pissing me self… Got Linda over for some drinks
It’s in my blood
I’ve just found a hair on me todj! Is that normal?!
Former Manchester City midfielder Patrick Vieira on Twitter: “Fantastic team performance by City to beat one of the best teams in Europe.”
COUGH* Europa?
Mikekelly12
Hahaha
Pissed myself at that one, wasn’t expecting that!
Best ask your Uncle Cedars about that stuff! Haha
Cedars
Oh oh! Someones gonna be comatose in a few hours!!
In the Heat of the Night ……… Sandra my love
Papii
Cedars
Super Frankie Carson! RIP old chap
To the tune of “I wanna be like you” Junglebook, as sung by Sheikh M.
Now i’m the King of the oil wells man,
A desert VIP,
I’ve drilled the lot and had to stop
and that’s whats botherin me.
I wanna win the Premier-ship
And i’ve bought a team in blue,
A ground in wastelands Manchester
Thats empty with too few
I should’ve bought the team in red
a colossal power- house
They hate the blues and its true
they really hate the scouse
My dosh can buy me any-thing
As I’ve found out all my life
But I’ve fucked it up
Just got one cup and empty seats are rife
Oh oo be do,
I wanna be like you hoo hoo
I wanna win like you……
Get in Basel!
CL Winners 11/12
No pressure
WRN
Yes mate, RIP Frank Carson, funny funny guy, bless!
fred > sachu
Well done Basel. Not a bad side are they? I wanted us to get revenge on Bayern, but this will do.
Moratti couldn’t hire a good manager if his life depended on it, lol. You replace Benithez with Ranieri? If I was an Inter fan I’d be in permanent depression.
Costas
It seems Moratti has clearly been influenced by austerity measures
Benitez and then Ranieri
Worse thing is they both demand hefty pay offs
Benitez for Chelsea
Let’s get the bandwagon going
Great to see Basle snatch a victory. They were the better side.
That said, the referee was Spanish – and they have a reputation for being “persnickety” but this guy was incredibly lenient. He let them play as opposed to whistling the game to a stop every minute. Good on him.
Dazbomber. Quality song pal.
Willie. That Saggers cunt needs a fucking hiding. I fucking detest the Eton toff. Always bumming City. Porto are shite. Fuck off Saggers.
Your on sky sports with jamjar glasses Cundy should be amusing tonight.
Hats off to Basel. Agree that it makes me feel just a tad, a tad mind, better about going out to them. Would be sweet if they take it all. Get it Basel! Always back to minnows, it’s more fun!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2105022/FC-Basle-1-Bayern-Munich-0-Valentin-Stocker-gives-Swiss-narrow-advantage.html
I will have love to see berba & pp play,as it will give us the option of having more body to choose from. And i hope pogba will grab this opportunity show the world what stuff he’s made of
@MG
That’s because they’ve become experts at getting fired, lol. Ranieri in particular has been severly overrated. I’ll never understand how this guy lands top jobs.
Costas
Let’s pray the Glazer’s don’t single either one of them out when the Knight of the Realm retires
Goodnight United
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Although Saturdays are much better for going to matches, it could help us in the title race. I remeber seeing stats on here for how the big teams performed when playing either before or after each other and we were much better than the others (City were not included as it was big teams) at getting a result when our title rivals had already won.
Perhaps Scott could repost/update the stats for us.
@MG
Nah, only if we need new janitors mate. Goodnight.
Jamjars? Ha! Nice one KE!
I wish the Mail would just jog on….
Paul is our player and should follow Tom into the first team.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2105061/Paul-Pogba-closer-Juventus-move.html
Haha, “I got this throat infection from the Grandma I shagged at the weekend!” – Wayne Rooney on twitter.
Has somebody hacked his account? Who’d do sach a thing.
Fuck! Bugger! Bastard! Son of a bitch! Cunt! Motherfucker! Piss-flaps!
I just found out the national “ethnic” broadcaster here in Oz, SBS, shows the Europa League matches live, free-to-air, so I’ll be able to watch United slaughter Ajax tomorrow morning at 6am here.
So why the swearing? Because if I had known this before, I coulda watched the first leg too! Bugger!
I hate Sunday games!!!!!
Morning Red Devils around the world..
I dont care on which day my team plays
i m up for any bloody day the 11 reds go out on the pitch..
Hmm will need to free those sundays then to watch the games
Concerning Rooney, he will not be involved today:
“Sir Alex Ferguson has confirmed Wayne Rooney will miss Manchester United’s Europa League clash with Ajax after picking up a throat infection.”
http://soccernet.espn.go.com/preview/_/id/334862?cc=3888
Every day is like Sunday .
Like Cedars, I really dont care when United plays. Sundays actually work better for me, cos all the chores are done on Saturdays and Sunday is usually “stay at home”.
@Stateside: Happy United watching! And good luck for that job!
Andoh yes, wee Tom – get well soon! We want a bouncing King Eric II, and no effing reflux.
Something just made me quite sick. There’s apparently been a case in england, where a club bouncer raped, stabbed to death, and then set on fire his cousin’s heavily pregnant girlfriend. Sentenced for life. Just read about it, and saw a pic of the killer in a United shirt. Of course, no reflection on the club’s morals – all collective entities have their scum, as they have their saints, but just the sight of that sick bastard with the United crest on his tee peeking out from the bottom left of the pic, made me sick to the stomach. Don’t think I want to even share the link.
City keep playing their best eleven in every game , surely this has to catch up with them . Hopefully burn out just before the end of the season.
Reports saying that Pogba might start tomorrow. But, as we all know, experts let alone newspapers have been able to figure out SAF’s team selection. However, I would like to see the Cleverley-Pogba duo at some point of the match. By the way, is Nani fit for tomorrow?
Oops, I meant not been able to figure out SAF’s team selection.
Utd4life
Good morning my friend. If Pogba does start tomorrow then he will be playing on his own. The match is tonight! Haha
Morning all
Dazbomber
or they could be just that good
Thats bullshit! Being a ex-pat living in Australia, it means all the match’s will fall on the early hours of week day mornings. Oh well guess I will be late of work alot then. UNITED!