Comments on: Oi, Louvel, SHUT IT!

By: Marq

Marq — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 00:49:23 +0000

If they want to talk about trafficking, French clubs are the worst. Where did they get all those African players in the first place?

By: Fze123

Fze123 — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 17:21:54 +0000

LOL, the four surgeons one is quality, ghtt.
the lumpard one is just too true.

By: theboogeyman

theboogeyman — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 17:20:29 +0000

I’ve always wondered why people walk through cemeteries. lol
Thanks for the laughs.
Good night.

By: Fze123

Fze123 — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 17:19:24 +0000

“Did you hear that the British post office has just recalled their latest stamps?”
“Well, they had photos of Liverpool players on them – folk couldn’t figure out which side to spit on..?”

What is the difference between a Chelsea supporter and an onion?
No one cries when you chop up Chelsea fan!

You’re trapped in a room with a Lion, Cobra snake and an Arsenal fan. you have a gun with two bullets. what should you do?
Shoot the Arsenal fan twice!

Two gunners are on the plane on the way to Holland.
One turns to the other and says: “Hey Arthur, See, if this plane turns up-side down, will we fall out?”
“No way Richard,” says his mate. “Of course we’ll still be pals!”

By: Gotta hate tiny tears

Gotta hate tiny tears — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 17:10:39 +0000

oh chelsea jokes
Four surgeons are taking a coffee break:

1st surgeon says “Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.”

2nd surgeon says “Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order.”

3rd surgeon says “Try electricians, man! Everything inside them is colour coded.”

4th surgeon says “I prefer Chelsea fans. They’re heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and arse’s are interchangeable.”
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Two blokes were walking through a cemetery when they happened upon a tombstone that read:
“Here lies John Sweeney, a good man and a Chelsea fan.”
So, one of them asked the other: “When the hell did they start putting two people in one grave?”
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Frank Lampard goes to his doctor to find out what’s wrong withhis fitness.
“Your problem is you’re fat, “says the doctor.
“I’d like a second opinion” responds the man.
“OK, you’re also a wanker” replies the doctor.
`

By: Fze123

Fze123 — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 16:54:22 +0000

@ ghtt

thanks for them jokes, they were a joy to read, especially on a day like this…

“What do Liverpool fans do after winning the league?

Turn off the Play Station and go to bed. ”

hahahahhahaha

By: Gotta hate tiny tears

Gotta hate tiny tears — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 16:53:17 +0000

The seven dwarfs are down in the mines when there is a cave-in.
Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them.
In the distance a voice shouts out “Arsenal” are good enough to win the European Cup.”
Snow White says “Well at least Dopey’s alive!”

Q: What do you say to a Gunners supporter with a good looking bird on his arm?
A: Nice tattoo

Q: Why did housewives last year love Liverpool?
A: Because they stay on top for ages and come second!

By: theboogeyman

theboogeyman — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 16:51:27 +0000

RCWI-See MUFC The Religion’s comment.

By: MUFC the Religion

MUFC the Religion — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 16:45:45 +0000

RCWI

Top class joke that.

By: Gotta hate tiny tears

Gotta hate tiny tears — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 16:42:16 +0000

beat this joke
What do you call an Liverpool fan in a 3 bedroom semi ??
A burglar.