Ahead of leaving Manchester for Molde, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer has given his last interview with the club.
“It’s dawning on me that I’m actually going,” said Ole. “It’s been a bit strange. Every time I do something it’s the last time I’ll be doing it. It’s dawning now that the family is leaving. My wife and I are going home, but the kids are moving away from home. They’ve lived their lives here. We’re all excited though. If we weren’t then we wouldn’t have done it. For me, work-wise, it’s a good step to get some responsibility and make my own mistakes, and as a family we had to do it now to see if we’re still Norwegian or if we’re totally Anglicised!”
Solskjaer has confessed that he will miss Manchester, but is intending on keeping his house here.
“I realised when I drove the kids to school, or went into Wilmslow or Manchester, that it wouldn’t be a part of my life anymore,” he continued. “But I’m keeping my house here. It’s only just finished – it’s taken three years! Sod’s law, isn’t it? We’ll take a lot with us. It’s the little treats like mince pies. That’s what we missed about Norway – the little details. That’s what we’ll miss about Manchester.”
Solskjaer has obviously enjoyed his role as Reserve team boss and rates his team of youngsters highly.
“I think they’ve got a chance,” he said. “Two or three of these will hopefully get into the first team in a year or two, maybe even before. There are some exciting young talents and I think we all know who. It’s difficult to put money on players making it, because you don’t know how they handle success and setbacks. They’ve got the talent, no doubt. Now it’s up to them to grab their chance and be good pros.”
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We’ll miss you Ole. You’ll always have a special place in my heart. I wish you all the success in your new venture. Cheers Mate !!
A great player for United, and just as important, he loved and respected the club,
and he seemed a nice guy as well.
Done a top job with the reserves Ole and, obviously, as a player a legend.
I have a feeling we haven’t seen the last of Mr. Solskjaer, too early to predict future manager but can see him in the United dugout as Assistant Manager.
Legend. We’ll miss you mate.
We’ll meet again Ole.
We’ll miss you too.
Good to hear that he kept his house. You never know.
Easily United’s best sub-1mil value buy in the last 20 years. No one’s ever gonna come close.
I think we might see him someday Au Revior
See ya later ole pal. Really glad I was their on monday to see him off. A real gent and a right player. Reckon he is talking about morrison tunnicliffe and a n other. Not sure who.
There
Hello ROM….
Costas, willie…Nice to see you boys on here mate!
Its been quite a busy few weeks! but intensely satisfying one as well to see United on top! Long may this continue
Sad to see Ole go…..but I agree with costas regarding the house!
God only knows!
L-E-G-E-N-D……. One day you’ll return to Manchester mate. For the moment you gotta do what you gotta do but you will be back, of that i’m sure.
Thanks for the memories 2O Solskjaer.
Oh King Eric is here too!
Hello mate ….how’ve you been?
Very emotional reading. Legend. Good luck Ole. Because of the people like him we are all proud of our club.
Good luck Ole. If he can prove himself as a gaffer from Molde onwards we’ll see about him returning to United. I feel this is more like Goodbye then see you later!
… we will never see another Ole. Never.
Red Devil – Ok mate? Yeah, we’re top of the league, just a pity the game at Chelsea was called off, with United being in decent form.
@Red Devil
Hi mate. I hope you are well. God only knows. That phase sounds so cheap nowdays.
Costas – sign up with facebook ) we won’t tell anyone
PPPP
Red Devil hey you are also here !!!
@Corea
You won’t, but they’ll find me anyway.
Costas – my mum uses russian variant and is not in a hurry to sign up for facebook ) a blessing ) could you imagine … mmm … you clearly do ))
Blackburn – West Ham 1-1
With Big Sam at helm even though he played boring football i kinda wanted them to do well but after that idiots came in town i guess it’s a good result. They are both going down.
Red devil. Yeah sound mate. Bit fucking cold though stood at york train station. Hope you are ok mate.
@Corea
Yeah, I think I do ,lol.
King Eric – cold ?
It’s -2C at my place and i had a jog on a snowy stadium with heavy snowdrifts 
lol ole going to miss mince pies its true though,coming from grimsby i miss haddock,chips and peas and when i come home fucking live on them.sounds like he could end up homesick for manchester.good luck ole
another player in the molde(mould) of scholesy never moaned came into work played for a club that loved him as much as the fans loved him thankfully he spent his time with us and for that Im eternally grateful thanks for the memories and tackling rob lee in that game good luck and thanks for the memories
I’m in tears
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer has gone
That’s not an easy thing to take – I thought having digested it for so long it would be okay to see him go – but you know what players and people and men like Ole Gunnar Solskjaer don’t come around too often.
He is more than a legend – he is one part of the embodiment of Manchester United – that is probably the only compliment that I can pay him now.
It was sad when he took his shirt off for the last time – but at least he was still at OT.
But this time this is it – I guess like all of us I long for the day when our hero comes back to lead us again.
This football thing doesn’t get any easier – I rejoice him going and taking the long road to get back to OT – but I am full of deep deep sadness that finally after so long one glorious chapter of Manchester United has come to a close.
His was a chapter that will never ever be forgotten.
MG – yes. but could you imagine every one of them being at the club in one shape or another. it’s important they are all a part, a huge part of our history. the important thing he went home and he with his wife and children feels like being at home there.
Come back soon Ole – special player and great guy
Corea
I can’t argue with that
We all know he said he wants to come one one day if he can – that’s enough for me
He is a fine symbol of what a player should be and what a player should reach for – he is also a shining light to a thing called loyalty – and under every circumstance he encountered his loyalty to Manchester United was unwavering.
For that and also because he was one hell of a player he will be sorely missed. Not all players attain that kind of loyalty and following – Solskjaer was one from many.
and we will always miss you tooooooo. my ole
Come back soon Ole, we will miss you….
Now to my usual pundit bashing moment, this time its Phil Babb ‘ If any English team has a chance against Barca then its Arsenal….. Jack Wilshere’s loan spell helped him become a world class player ‘
And they actually pay these guys money to spout this shit?
Cheers Ole! All the best!
CHEERS FOR EVERYTHING OLE!
COME BACK AS A NUMBER 2 ONE DAY YOU’LL DO A TOP JOB!
Barca struggling at Espanyol. lol
Cedars. Ha. Hello mate. Its a joke innit. Wilshire fucking world class? Nowhere fucking near. He is so over rated. He is a fucking freak. His body is tiny and his fat legs are about an inch big. What the fuck has he done to warrant world class tag. Wellbeckk and tom are fucking better but of course they get no praise. Danny who is only just twenty and ripping defences apart and scoring every game. Anyway just watching barca and I fucking hate them. Faggots the lot if em. Big tough puyol is like a woman. The commentary team llick arse like you won’t believe. Anyway if iniesta is THAT good and an attacking midfiellder how come his goal scoring record is so piss poor. Would love to see messi out for a month or two. He practically scores ninety per cent of their goals. Also why the fuck are arsenal the only ones that can stop them? That is laughable. Arsenal aint capable of stopping anyone. The whole barca arsenal love in is making me feel rather ill.
Oh wow. Xavi has scored a HUGE one goal this season like I say take messi out and let’s see. I actually hope we draw barca over a ytwo legged affair. There isn’t a team in world football I would love to knock out. Arrogant preening fucking ponce cunts. Aarrrgghh. La liga is pathetic. A non entity. No shocks or fuck all. Same old same old.
Ole, you really were my sunshine, and a shadow will pass across Old Trafford when you go. You couldn’t nip back for one last appearance against Liverpool in the FA Cup could you? If only to show it’s done, you know, putting the ball in the Scousers’ net…
King Eric – by your logic every team is arrogant when they win some excluding United of course
Tell me what is arrogant with Barca ? I can’t say i am charmed with everything involving the Catalan club but i can’t see how they are arrogant. Yes, Spanish league is a none entity and it is a reason for dislike but besides ?
Seeing everyone has got their rational specs on tonight regards Barthelona.
Am hoping Arsenal do us a favour regards disposing them from the champions league.I suspect not though,I got a strange two games with those two in my head from last terms competition.
Anyways if Arsenal get put out they have an advantage, can concentrate on the League.Aka Chelsea last season.
Cmon Barca, jaysus its only Espanyol.
What a pissing weekend, games canceled. But still pleased to be top of the league, that will warm the hard. Fair enough to spend time tipping our caps to Ole once more. Top marks to Danny Wellbeck as well.
If you lads have a minute, how about popping over to ESPN and tagging Sir Alex as the best manager.
http://espn.go.com/sportsnation/rank?versionId=26&listId=188
Also, Becks picked up a BBC lifetime achievement award.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/players/david-beckham/8210269/BBC-Sports-Personality-of-the-Year-2010-David-Beckham-to-receive-Lifetime-Achievement-Award.html
RedScot – Arsenal get their chance to wrap up the league every freaking year and what ? Let them crash out of it to no avail.
@Corea i know mate they have no pots to crow about.This season it will be though! lol
Well so they tell us and tell us and tell us.
Corea. Ha. Just don’t like em mate especially fucking villa. they hate it up em. Rollinhg about on deck. Diving. Eg puyol. Its just my opinion mate they need knocking down a peg or two. Also xavi really needs to sort his fucking barnet out the greasy little cunt.
King Eric – lol. haven’t i said i just love you ? lol i also dislike them not because they are disgusting in their actions but because of the world’s hysteria about their beautiful football. about dives etc we’ve have some as well in the last couple of years
Giles
Now that would be something!
Ole definitely still has it in him.. I think he is still better than most reserve team players, and that’s why so many of them are doing well and especially all the strikers, they want to impress Ole.
I am not as sad as some of you that he is going to Molde, because it is only a few hours away, he he.. but I am sad he wont have anything to do with United anymore.. for a while anyways.
I want Barcelona to humiliate the Arseholes over two legs, couldn’t stand our press if Arsenal win that game. Plus, I want another crack at Barca, we’ve unfinished business with them cunts. To beat the gooners in the semi final, or final, we’ve already proved we’re better than them softies, but to beat the self proclaimed best club side ever, that would give me great satisfaction.
@ Corea, Jaysus save that sort of Flirting till February 14 th eh!
I think Barthelona are the team to beat, I cant see anybody who can touch them at this current point in time.
I need to look for a stronger % Alchol drink.I think I might be able to find the rational.
What Barthelona do is work in cycles during the season.They will drop of midseason and hit top form at the “buisness” end.
Not unlike United.Well here is hoping.
I’m afraid if we beat Barca in the CL this term they will still remail the best club side ever lol
For many of THEM of course.
If we get to the final and we beat Barthelona I personally will give everybody in here a ……………..?
Lol…….. A kiss dont get carried away. lol
@RedScot – hehe, got it ! I am just looking for a shoulder to cry on. extremely lonely day at the office for me today.
you know, shit happens 
alcohol is not on my agenda because i’ve had a fair share of this during the university days and some years beyond that. it just doesn’t work for me these days.
RedScot – You had me at hello lol.
Barca still struggling
Ole mate you were missed when you retired and you’ll be missed again now you’re leaving. Great job with the Reserves, you’ve helped develop alot of talent. Hope to see you back managing the Club one day, you’re an excellent potential candidate for the Helm – You get my Vote.
@ Corea, no harm, just me having a laugh and capering.Dont underestimate Barthelona though.It would be a huge error.Did you see them anhilate Mourhino’s Madrid, not many teams do that to the “Special self massaging one”
lol Paul Parker is here. Sign of some BIGGY things to come
Blimey I am away for a few minutes and what do I miss? A new found love affair plus the re-emergence of the one and only RedScot ……..
Sorry I am showing my ignorance to Ole.
Can i just repeat what Paul Parker said.He says it perfectly.
Evening paul.
Toodle pip. Hi ………Bye. lol
Watching Meeelan Roma game, did Adriano eat the Brazillian Ronaldo? He put the pounds on and talking about Euros.
CedarsDevil – blank Sunday is still ahead )) it’s a shame Costas has some stuff to care about away from the blog lol
King Eric says:
……Also xavi really needs to sort his fucking barnet out the greasy little cunt.
Lol wouldn’t it be funny if TV pundits said what they really felt
@Corea easy mate, yeah that line from Willirednut had me rolling. I thought the polite chelsea fan in view from teh enemy was hilarious, you know the shits hit the club fan when chelsea supporters start sounding reasonable about their prospects for the season
Corea, I know mate and I am dreading another blank weekend…..
King Eric, totally agreed re Barca mate, hate them with a passion…
Willie, I hope so too, i.e. Barca thumping the arse out of the CL otherwise the media will fuck our heads with it for years
i’m sick of all the barca ass kissing aswell,like to see them play in the prem for a year then we’d find out how good they are,not just tossing it off week after week against shit sides with no pace to the game.
Paul Parker – to be honest didn’t manage to read that post and with the news of the game being called off not in a hurry to go there. sorry if the joke was provocative.
wayne
Very good point, if Barca were to play in the PL and they would just be another Arsenal. La Liga now is one of the poorest leagues in Europe, so predictable its not even funny. The Leagues in Germany, France, Italy and even Portugal are much better in terms of competitiveness……… I would rate La Liga along with the Scottish PL, and I say that with no disrespect to the SPL
Now I know what Willie meant, Adriano does look like an over inflated doll!
I heard that the FSW won his first trophy in 4 years today. And he can’t even claim it as his. Were it not for Mourinho, they wouldn’t even play at the CWC.
Costas
Get back to your studies you lazy bugger ……..
CedarsDevil – Inflatable doll? Very droll lol.
Willie
Great minds etc comes to mind!
@Cedars
It’s ok. I was working on it all afternoon. Time to make fun of the FSW now.
Costas
No doubt you have mate, just with no football this weekend we need to diversify our comments to sarcasm………. Full respect to you my friend, I am sue you know that though
@cedars lol don’t think its as bad as the spl,which by the way i think its time to disband and bring the clubs into the english league in some way.fell sorry for celtic and rangers great clubs with great traditions and great fans but both in trouble because tv rights dictacte success,i think its something like 6% of what teams in the prem make.i think both clubs deserve to be in the prem and it would be good for the league.
went off on a different tangent back to barca pique is a prime example of what i’m talking about ,good skills but struggled with the pace and physical aspect of the prem.look at him in la liga looks like a world beater with all the time in the world very rarely gets pressured its a easy game to play when you have all the time in the world
@Cedars
Yeah I know.
And with the next game 8 days away, things will only get worse here. Damnit, I am used to watching a lot of games in December. It’s the first time in 22 years that United will play just 4 games in December.
Paul parker. Hello mate. Yeah I would certainly tell it as it is. Some of the fuckers can’t even think for themselves just regurgitate the same old cliches and myths. Had to laugh at stan and kelly tonight. They reckon if citeh are top next week [nevermind we will have twoi in hand like]. Then that will send a message round europe. Err is the league now won in december? Thought it was may. They said that IF they were to go to barca with two or three hundred million for messi iniesta and xavi then money talks and they WOULD join the bitters! Fucking seriously. These cunts are actually handsomely paid to come out with pearls of wisdom like that. Do they actually believe what they say?
Costas
Damn you and your stats again! You just cannot help it can you?
Any hooo hats off to you mate, but how on earth do you do it?
@Cedars
Magic.
Well, not really, lol. This website is always a lot of help:
http://www.stretfordend.co.uk/menu.html
Thanks for the compliments though.
King Eric
Their shit only makes us stronger……….. laugh it off mate… however I do feel your anger, pisses me off too
Compliments are with pleasure my Greek fellow devil friend
Someones drunk. I’m getting there.
Unbelievable. That is the final straw for me concerning the joke that is the league la liga. Barca s fucking rivals in the derby giving iniesta a standing ovation for a decent enough performance. These are your fucking rivals you spanish clowns. Its like us giving stevie me an ovation at ot. Its ridiculous. Its time teams started to take it to these cunts instead of been in awe and licking arse.
@King Eric
Hi mate. From what I’ve heard, the Espanyol fans gave Iniesta a standing ovation because he dedicated his goal in the WC final to Espanyol’s ex captain that died from a heart attack a year ago. He was 26.
@willierednut
Yeah, join the party lol.
@King Eric hi mate 100% agree remember the old days when pele and santos would go on tour pretty fucking football while george best was getting the shit kicked out of him week in week out.same fucking thing most of the games barca are playing in la liga are not much better than exhibition,you need to close the fuckers down and give them a taste only way to beat them.
Wayne. Exactly mate just like rubin and hercules have done. You are spot on. It has become exhibtion football where their opponents spend more time admiring than getting stuck in. Not being funny but it must get very fucking repetive being a barca fan. Yeah its great winning la liga etc but surtely ya need upsets here and there. The odd defeat or draw. Nowadays its a close game for all of fifteen minutes then barca score eighty thousand goals during the remainder of the game. United in 2oo8 and inter last year set the blueprint of how ya can beat the cunts. Pity the teams in la liga pay no attention whatsoever. Costas. Evening mate. Oh fairplay. Didn’t realise it was an espanyol player he dedicated it to.
Costas – Is that true about Iniesta? Nice touch from him. I remember something similar, a few years ago, when the a player from Sevilla dropped dead on the pitch, fair play to the Espanyol fans.
ac milan were awful today, how can they lead serie A, but then again….ibra and robinho offside on every attack…..what a joke if this is the best team in italy.
Found an article about it guys:
http://soccernet.espn.go.com/world-cup/story/_/id/808165/ce/uk/?cc=5739&ver=global
I don’t think that Espanyol fans would ever go soft on a Barca born and bred player like Iniesta, but that was a very nice gesture from him. Plus, Iniesta isn’t exactly Stevie Meor tiny tears. It’s not easy to hate him.
As for the game, it’s really worrying when Barca breeze past their fiercest rivals like that. The La Liga could be turning into a glorified version of he Scottish league.
The German league and the premiership, are pound for pound, the best leagues in Europe. Watched Milan and Roma tonight sorry, if that’s 2 of the best teams in Italy, the rest must be really poor. If Inter get their act together, they’ll walk that league. Saying that, they might have to sack the FSW first.
Well one game is never a good indication. From a neutral’s perspective, the United-Arsenal game was quite mediocre too. Not that I rate Roma highly mind you. I am not a fan of their manager. But Milan are a different proposition this season. In the ch.League, their problem will be going up against English sides, but at least they are lucky they got the most inexperienced English side in the competition.
But I will agree that this title could have been Inter’s if they had their act together. But to be fair to the FSW, he has had injuries to deal with, plus the fact that these players are coming from a long grueling season. And who knows how hungry they are any more? That point aside, it would be fun to see him get the sack.
lol you guys are all hilarious! i got into a coughing fit for 10 mins cause i couldn’t stop laughing at the comments. anyway, had to say i love how Ole sounds like such a Manc. even his accent is very Mancunian. “sod’s law” lol love it.
costas- you SHOULD get facebook! if for nothing else then just to read GHTT’s and Scott’s status updates, they’re fucking epic. and you could put up stats too
King Eric- i fucking hate Barca too, but come on- credit where credit is due? their “superb style” which has all the media coming in theirs pants, isn’t particularly awesome to me, i much prefer United’s style- fast paced games, hard tackles, silky skills, great passing, counter attacking all rolled into one. But you cannot deny barca’s a fucking awesome team. 5-0 over the special one’s Real? not to mention everyone in the team works perfectly at sync with each other. i hate them and the wankfest over them, but i cannot deny that they’re just too annoyingly good.
willierednut- that Adriano comment was brilliant. now i have a mental picture of him eating Fat Ronaldo. hahahahaha.
anyway, have you guys read this? i just posted it on Scott’s fb wall. it could be a lie, but i can just picture tevez trying to find out if Utd would buy him back lol.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1339869/Wantaway-City-captain-Carlos-Tevez-begs-United-manager-Sir-Alex-Ferguson-back.html?
@costas when i read” to be fair to the FSW” i’m going wtf and then you stick the dagger in and like xmas day everthing is right with the world again
@jellybean after all the shit he said about sir alex if it is true un fucking believable,would be funny though to take him back to piss of city then ship him out
jellybean – Kings posted a link about the Tevez story, sounds far fetched to me mate. Glad you liked the joke lol.
what the hell are we supposed to watch tomorrow??
Maybe the Ajax v Feyenoord match, good rivalry there.
this is indeed depressing.
@ Willie ask her if she is up for a shag!
( Opps wrong site)
@jellybean
Thanks, lol. It’s really tempting, but at the moment I have my reasons not to open an accout at FB. I still visit it of course, through my best mate’s profile.
@wayne
Haha. As if I was going to let him get away with a compliment of any sort. When you look at it in hindsight, it’s really quite obvious why Heinze wanted to play for him. They were made for each other.
RedScot – I beg your pardon? but I never promised you a rose garden.
willierednut- it probably is a lie (it’s the Daily Mail after all) but soo funny!! between this, and Konchesky’s mum, and Des Kelly’s HILARIOUS article on the lady who bought Blackburn, i must say i’ve been very entertained lying hungover as shit in bed.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/article-1339711/Des-Kelly-Why-listen-chicken-nuggets-axe-falls-unlucky-Allardyce-Blackburn.html
SO offensive to indians, and ridiculously mean but oh-so-funny. “What’s more, Desai and the rest of Venky’s raddled old peacocks fervently believe they can become
the great showstoppers of the Premier League and claim fifth place in the table with a budget of
£5m in the next transfer window.
You have to laugh. That doesn’t even buy a KFC bargain bucket in football terms. Manchester City
paid out £300m to finish fifth last season.” lol, you gotta love the shot at Citeh!
Well thats a fucking mercy mate…..You and Cedars did have me on A jet plane though, cheeky bastards! I pissed myself laughing when i read it.
i Land where i want to, fuel or no fuel. lol
@ Redscot- did you mean me? have you been smoking some sticky icky again? and not sharing?
tsk tsk. btw i asked GHTT for your fb and i think he gave me the wrong one.
RedScot – Well mate, if you can’t laugh at yourself, what the fuck can ya laugh at lol. I’m blaming Cedars, he’s a bad influence on us all lol.
@ Jellybean, Hi Darling hope Asia is well hunney.
No i dont do face book or none of that shite, I got enough boyfreinds already, and quite a few enemies, heavens knows why! lmao
Any time you are free and want a real handsome and carefree Scots lad, that generally nurses a bottle of Whisky through the nite, listening to Abba cds and watching Mutv.
I am availiable. and I brush my teeth every second day, bathe at least once a week!
@ Redscot- only if i can finish all your whiskey
although i did smash my head by falling backwards onto my bf’s toilet whilst attempting to pee (i was slightly inebriated 
) so you may not want to let me hehe!
i love it when Scott puts up a million articles on hungover days.
@Jellybean, its so the comedians come out to play! lol
And its great to read the whole blog….. right!
jellybean – Des Kelly’s articles are always informative, with a twist of humor thrown in there as well. He wrote a great article on the green and gold campaign, last season. On big Sam, It’s the way football seems to be going atm, but what can you do?
sigh, i wish we lived during a time when football wasn’t so commercial and…..prosaic. Giles is a lucky man.
Sad to see Ole go, but I wish him nothing but luck at Molde. He deserves everything that comes his way.
lol Redscot- i always have the RoM page open. just end up posting when i know i’m going to be sitting here for hours, cause conversations are too quick here lol! and its 6:52 am. ugh. why am i not sleeping? damn you funny people!
Thanks for the memories Ole! We love you as much as you loved us and the club! God bless, hope you’ll come back someday…
Excellent
Goodbye.20legend
Good luck, Ole.
Love and respect to you and your family.God bless.
Be back soon.
I will meet you, OLE one day… Thank you for your loyalty and passion for United.
(Kisses)
A smart man and a gent!
UNITED TILL DEATH says:
OLE 20LEGEND, its only when he goes back to molde that he’ll realize the glorious days he has experienced at utd, my god just cant see OLE without the utd tag on him.
the baby faced assassin will now not regret of not having done anything at OT. his life’s cup here has filled. hope to see him here in the future as a manager of utd.
ALL HAIL OLE!!!
Just caught up with all you folks talking shit together, loved it all, had me rolling. Hope your head’s OK Jellybean. Reminds me of a tale from my youth, for no very clear reason as it’s nothing like what happened to you, except pee is involved. . Anyway, this bloke I knew was going for a date with this girl he was desperate to get together with, and she’d always been very reluctant (for very good reasons as he was a pretty ugly fucker – actually he wasn’t a fucker, at least in the way he’d like. ) He turns up at her house, suddenly gets all nervous and has a sudden urge to have a piss before knocking on the door. He goes off into the darkness behind some bushes and lets go. Suddenly he feels a spreading warm sensation down his front and he realises that his piss has bounced back onto him from the leaves. Oh shit, he thinks, I can’t go in with a big patch of piss on me. So he gets out his lighter and tries to dry his trousers. All goes well at first as the fabric starts to dry until, with a searing pain he realises that in the dark he’s set fire to the trousers, and burned his thigh in the process. He banged out the fire and wondered what to do next. Fortunately he had his school files with him so he placed them in front of the gaping, singed hole as he finally knocked on the door. AS he spent the whole, nervous evening with the file clutched in front of his nether regions the evening didn’t go well, and they never went out again. He reckoned that she thought he was hiding an embarrasing hard on. to the bargain. The only connection this story has with this site is that he brother was a United fan. I’m glad to say he wasn’t.
@ Giles
Brilliant story mate, cracked the hell out of me. What an unlucky guy………. Mind you we have all had our own little moments I am sure….
Still laughing
@Willie
Yeah, the game being called off was a real shame…..the weekend football fix being taken away in such cruel fashion is absolutely disgusting, particularly when reading the follow up posts, many of which suggest that the roads and conditions aren’t that bad after all…..
@ Costas…Its Polemic!
@King Eric — stay clear of the cold mate, we need all the experienced heads inside Old trafford cheering the team on……God knows what kind of havoc the recent financial issues are having on the club support, We can see empty seats in Old Trafford after many many years with tickets going on general sale…..unthinkable in the years gone by!
We NEED all the old heads and campaigners to guide the new & young support to lead the team to victory….!
20legend Good Luck