The press were in love with Samir Nasri for much of this season after some great performances. On paper he didn’t look amazing, with just 1 assist to rival Edwin Van der Sar’s record. Arsenal favourites, Patrice Evra, Alexander Hleb and Nicklas Bendtner, amongst 175 other players, all managed to set up more goals than Nasri this season. With ten league goals to his name, it’s nothing to be scoffed at, particularly as it made him Arsenal’s 2nd highest scorer but again, it’s hardly worthy of the write-ups he received. Let’s remember Nani managed 18 assists and 9 goals this season but didn’t receive half the plaudits.
Of course, football isn’t played on paper though, so whilst goals, assists, completed passes etc. are interesting to look at, seeing a midfielder complete 85% of his passes over 8 yards isn’t the reason why we fell inlove with the game. He’s a bit of a wet lettuce and I don’t like that permanent sneer he seems to have on his face, but the lad can play football.
Last week, Patrice Evra made a joke about Nasri joining United, claiming that after three barren seasons with Arsenal, during the six year spell they have gone without winning a trophy, he should come to United for some silverware.
“Little prince, if you want to become king you know where you should go,” he said. “Every year at Manchester is a guarantee of a title. I have been here five years and cannot keep count of the trophies I’ve won.”
When Sir Alex Ferguson got the United job, they were in the relegation zone. Three and a half years later, in 1990, he won his first trophy with the club. Since then, he has never gone longer than a season without winning something. In those 22 years, he has won 27 trophies, and has gone without in just four of those seasons. It’s incredible to think Fergie has seen his team lift at least one trophy in 18/22 years. The only seasons he hasn’t won something since that first trophy are 1995, 1998, 2002 and 2005.
Wenger won his first trophy with Arsenal in 1998, yet has seen them lift a trophy on just 5/14 years. This leaves 1999, 2000, 2001, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010 and 2011 as years when they have won nothing.
It’s fairly obvious which club you should pick if you’re keen on winning.
Wenger has of course ruled out any possibility of selling Nasri to United, as you would imagine. “One thing’s for sure, we’re not selling him to Manchester United,” he said last week. Yet, in usual Arsenal fashion, they have allowed one of their best players to get within just 12 months of his contract expiring. He doesn’t seem particularly keen to put pen to paper, unless he’s trying to make them sweat for more money. When Fabregas leaves, something you would imagine was a certainty for this summer, why would other top players want to stay, particularly when you’ve got the promise of trophies elsewhere?
“Let’s find out if their interest is true first, and then we’ll talk about it,” Nasri replied when asked about joining United by TF1′s Telefoot. “I don’t know if I will sign a new contract. Anyway, the discussions are on-going. Do I want to go to United? We should see if their interest is real and if it is concrete first.”
Nasri faded away as the season went on, just like his team, which obviously is a bit of a concern. Is he naturally a bottle job or is it something that Arsenal have brought out of him after three years there? If you take a lad with this ability and throw him in to the United set up, playing for the greatest manager alongside top winners, it’s hard to imagine we wouldn’t get the best out of him.
Evra is keen, Nasri seems keen, so what’s holding us back? Probably the thought of our fanbase trying to fit Samir Nasri’s name in to the “Baby give it up” tune that we’ve used for Nicky Butt and Rodrigo Possebon. Unlike the two United players, Nasri doesn’t have enough syllables in his name, meaning the Arsenal fans call him “Naseri” in the song. Cringe. Until we start singing for “Roonery”, I suggest that if we do sign this Goon, we come up with something a bit better, which if we’re honest, shouldn’t be hard!
Come on then, little prince.
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Please no
scott drunkenly plinking at his keyboard tonight huh. haha
Funny that he wants to leave and come to OT, though.
Ugh, I hate Nasri.
Woohoo! Welcome back scott. the lads have been going insane!!!!!
Would be a decent signing but, with only 12months remaining on his contract, I wouldn’t want us spending big money on him.
this is all I can think about when people mention Nasri:
http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/lists/8260/top-14-footballers-who-look-a-bit-like-women.html?pid=780
Finally a new thread.
oh my god no
Oh great. A transfer thread that may invite gooners here. Oh, this one will readh 2000 posts for sure.
As or Nasri, the fact that is contract runs out in 12 months makes this very interesting. I doubt we will buy him though. We need a CM more than a winger at the moment.
Not woohoo about Nas-er-y – hate the little tyke
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luka_Modri%C4%87
Be honest, Scott. Do you really like Nas-er-i or did you put this up just to put an end to the madness that the last thread was turning into?
http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=6613402
My eyes, my eyes!!
King Eric will love this thread lol.
Do not want.
O dear, what can the matter be?
Dear, dear, poor fucking Naseri?
O dear, what can the matter be?
Samir’s so long without fare.
He promised he’d win them a cup or a trophy,
but then he would miss, oh! the chances so easy
He practiced to win with some dives so crude,
but instead all they got was a snood.
You Man Utd fans are crazy – if nasri was available and keen to go to your club, why would you not take him? He could play in every position across midfield better than the your current players.
And since when could you guys ‘not stand players’ or ‘dislike there face’ when you’ve got adulterous men such as Rooney and Giggs in your team?
I hope Nasri stays and Arsenal give him some more cash but if he is to be sold this summer, it would be incredibly unlikely for him to end up at Man Utd.
hell no. prince of twats.
Straight swap for Gabriel Obertan seems fair to me.
HR- Better than Nani or Valencia on the wings? Wow you’re stupid.
@Costas
He is a CM.
For me its not even the name anymore as to what you can bring. If we’re seriously thinking about getting a players of his mold , it may not be such a bad idea getting a DM too. And i don’t think 2 midfielders is what you’d call overhauling. Who knows it could be a toss up between him and young – both are quite versatile, nevertheless another body in the centre would do just fine
Bloody Scot…coming to ROM & Ruining our Quest for 1900
Fuck Nah – sir -eee
I want Eboue
or Bendtner…He’s Available
Muhahahahaha.
red_october – Wiki article on modric. good work
In before Kings and King Eric rip this thread to shreds.
Seriously, while I think Nasri is a very good mid-fielder, I don’t want him. There are much better options available like Modric and Defour for starters. All of whom are better character than this cunt who is more interested in colouring his hair than putting in performances when it matters most.
I am not going to second-guess Sir Alex. But one of the qualities he prizes in his players is the survival instinct and having the balls to respond when the push comes to the shove. Qualities that Nasri distinctly lacks.
I would be very surprised if this moves above the territory of a mildly surprising rumour.
Where’s Burt? Anyone seen my friend Burt?
Good evening lads
I tried commenting on the last thread but too many comments anyways just goes to show how some fans are,calling for Sir Alex to sign X and Y…
Yet when it comes to important team news,you find few comments anyways that’s a topic for another day,though must say this blog is excellent but is tarnished by some people who come one here and spit useless bile,you couldn’t make it up,then you’ll find they play the opinion card,well I’d say do one you bunch of trolls…
Anyway back on topic,Nasri,that cunt makes me cringe everytime I see that snood wearing bastard,surprised he’s all coy on United yet,he was giving it large about Arsenal
Anyway post Barca game it’s not surprising to see deluded bastards like Casillas claiming that they’d also thrash us,what a forgetful cunt,must have been eating some expired food that’s affecting his thinking.
Ashley Young the overrated winger,says he’d have to think about whether to join United what piss take,if such players are going to ponder,then he for one can join the dippers.
The Argie troll is at it again,saying he hates Manchester well he can piss off that two bit Ribery like cunt,Wayne has gone for a hair transplant,haha interesting to see how he’s look like with hair.
Lads this is the worst time of the year,cos there’s no United on the telly!
Oh and I forgot to mention Ingerlund is shite!!!
No, JUST NO.
Just putting it out there. IF we do announce that we’ve captured his signing blah blah blah blah. Are wo gonna scoff at SAF too? Like any player, i don’t give a fuck where from, if you can add value i’m all for it. I mean FFS we’re still in transfer fantasy here no doubt but even Young all of a sudden “will add something to the squad” or “another option”. Same with this fella or any other ambitious young un out there who want to play for United.
Classy player, and the type we’ve been raving on about for donkey years . A player who doesn’t treat the ball like a hot potato, an eye for a pass and all the other bollox. If SAF can do a deal i’m all for it, i’d go as far as saying of all the transfers bullshit i’ve heard this is the one that excites me the most
HR are you fucking serious or have you just been pounded by the village elder. Nasri is one ugly fucker and if you dont see that then gouge your stupid eyes out because youve probably been watching the wrong team for years you blind twat. Nasri better than any of our lot, is that why when Walcott came back of injury he took his place in the line up. And when Rosicky was fit he was picked ahead of him. Nasri was great for fantasy football for a while coz like your mum he was cheap. But I soon wised up when like your mum, he dried up and like you dad, no points for tackle.
Piss off gooner twat, you can fucking keep the gormless monkey bastard.
P.S how do you get teeth like that from eating bloody cous cous
nasri will play for united the day when a my shite will turn blue…simple as that…
Wet lettuce is the best description of Nasri I’ve ever heard. I don’t like that snood wearing pussy too much, but I don’t think he’d be able to be like that and survive at United. Vida/Rio or Evra would sort him out hopefully. And I think he would raise his game here as well. As Scott mentioned he has the tendency to drift in and out of games and fizzle out over a season, but he has definitely got talent. He needs to be surrounded by players who are accustomed to winning and better leaders on the pitch.
Nah-sir-ee is most effective as the attacking player of a 3-man midfield. That would mean playing a
Carrick-Fletcher
—- Nasri ——
I doubt he can play in a 2 man midfield because he’d probably stay up front when The team’s on the Back Foot.
@slim, There was a brilliant article on Guardian regarding why Valencia was brought in. It highlighted Valencia’s tough upbringing, his attitude towards life, his attitude towards football and his general character. All of that directly contributed to Valencia’s speedy recovery where many others would’ve probably taken a longer time to recover.
Nasri is a good player but lacks a lot of the general qualities you want from a central midfielder playing for United. Which is why a lot of us never want to see him in a United shirt.
As I said, I’m not going to second guess Sir Alex. But I would be very surprised if this does end up happening when people like Modric, Defour, Sneijder (Not happening though) are all still open as options.
Thanks but no Thanks..Don’t want this cunt of a player anywhere near the Utd team.. I would puke if I saw him wear the Utd shirt..
Scott
I have to hand it over to you
We haven’t bought Nasri yet because we haven’t got a theme tune for him?
Get the Stretford End on it – simples!
Hey I haven’t given up on our record post yet though have to be away for a while
Would’nt it be a statement of intent and a message to Europe
if we were to somehow buy
Fabregas, Sneijder, Modric, Sanchez and the brilliant Belgium
Player who plays for Lille Eden Hazard.
We can all dream!
Nasri would be a good singing for us….
He wants to join a big club!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wait Nasri over Ashley Young
Oh these few last days at the ROM have been bliss
No, No No, No Naseri…. No No No…. No Naseri.
That guy featured in my twat XI few months back along with terrys n gerrards. We don’t need this arrogant little fucker… Hope this is just a transfer rumor to get him more wedges at Acadamy of yound bottlers, london…
nasri is a cunt
but only if Almunia is available, Fergie sign him up..
Don`t be so naive…Nasri is Not going to MUTD , Just Like Rooney was never going to City. It`s all about £££ . Mutd has 170 million in transfer kitty yeah.. de-pants me now! in time for season ticket holders. I even heard Wenger saying Benezema NEVER its for season ticket holders to buy up. Nasri and others will do what Rooney did, Stand up and get what you want. Nasri wins his demanding purse and Wenger will fold. Arsenal could be a very winning club their problem is Wenger is the top earner lol
Hahaha! Loving the reaction to these rumours on here. Sounds like he’d be the most unpopular signing since Michael Owen.
All this cunt knows about football is dribble a bit, n always get ready to confront opposition n show them how bid stud he is (forgetting the due to his stupid irritating face, comes out as a twat instead of stud)….
n HR – No man, is he better than gibson? NO.
If they mated
Nasri + Kettle neck = Michelle Obama
@Balaji Sivaraman
Come on mate, pardon me but spare me the Santimonial B.S. I asked a simple question, if SAF thinks he’s good enough and casting glances who the Fuck are we to say he otherwise.
What general qualities? He’s not built like a Bull dog, or doesn’t run a hundred miles an hour, has a “smirk/sulk” on his face, thinks he’s all that. Oh wait a minute we’ve got one just like that.Thats right,Berbatov comes to mind.
Versatile player seems to be SAF’s thinking and the lad is versatile,just like the much touted Young. Like i said earlier i can’t give a rats ass about the name, if you tick the most of the right boxes and the manager and player are interested i’m all fucking for it. I don’t get the big deal, he doesn’t even openly act like dick. I’d understand if Biscuits was the one we were being linked with
All that Nas*e*ri video which claimed the whole season, have actually skills from 3-4 games… here’s a better option n a better football character to look forward to.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RG_CiVDCqV8
Fergie’s got to be leaking a load of different names in the press, knowing full well that the words ‘Manchester’ and ‘City’ will automatically crop up no matter what it makes sense.
Could be a good tactic pimping Nasri round as a possible target as you know that Garry Cook and ‘Football Administrator’ Brian Marwood will be lurking round the corner. What is it with these two muppets? I hear they’re in Cali now together, probably patting each other on the back on Muscle Beach trying to catch a glimpse of Wesley Sneijder or looking for the next youngster to go straight into their ‘Elite Development Squad TM.’
Seriously, I wont lose any sleep over any player who chooses to play at Wastelands over the Theatre of Dreams. I don’t care who they are!
Does anyone know where Peter Kenyon is btw? Maybe he’s paid a visit to a hair clinic to and gone incognito?! Chelsea will be the biggest club in the world by 2014 after all!
Wenger has a cheek saying “one thing is for sure, we won’t sell him to United.” We sold them Mikael Silvestre, one of the finest defenders they’d had in years! He earned “Arsenal legend” status in his short time there, so I believe.
He is the future Messi and will be a great signing. He is the type of player to make us even better than we already are. Just hoping that rumour about Nani leaving for Madrid are true and that we will sign Sneijder or Modric or Adam or Young and why not all four plsu Nasri?
LOL
HR – Nasri is not has good has valencia, but is has good has nani but I would rather united sign a young who is the more old fasioned winger of years gone by. If nasri comes at a right price maybe, but I doubt united have shown any interest adding the fact united may need a formation change if united signed nasri
@Slim, Woah woah, calm down mate. I said exactly the same thing in my post. I’m not going to second guess Sir Alex – What this means is that if Sir Alex thinks he is good enough, I have no reason to doubt it. Don’t know why you got so worked up over that.
General qualities include showing some mettle and fight which I’ve never seen him do. Could be a side effect of playing for a team full of bottlers, I have now idea whether that is the case.
Berbatov doesn’t need those qualities because he is a striker. So, I think that comparison is not exactly proper. But look at Scholes, for all his qualities, he was never afraid to put a foot in and fight if he was asked for. These are things 99% of us would think Nasri to be incapable of.
You want him, fair enough. That is what you want. I, and a lot others, will want Modric, Sneijder and Defour ahead of Nasri.
As I said, I would still be amazed if this went above the realm of rumour.
Nasri’s an excellent and creative player with a good touch. Much better than Ashley Young. However I don’t see United really have a need for either. Apparently Wenger’s pissed off with Nasri because after one good half-season Nasri’s demanding the same wages as Fabregas and it’s causing Wenger grief in the team. Might be best to stay clear of the sorry mess.
The twat from Arsenal’s nursery
They call him Na-se-ri :p
It’s all bollox. He’ll sign a new deal at Arsenal.
quelle suprise
call me a suspicious old fucker 1 year left on his contract and suddenly he starts chatting about moving to united
couldnt be trying he squeeze the boards balls a bit harder so they cough up a few quid give a couple of weeks and he will be kissing the badge and bumming gunnersorearse
personally thinks hes a gd player and would certainly add creativity espec with the likes of fletch carrick doing the dirty work so 2 speak!
thats half arsenals problem there midfield are all like fucking cloned rosicky arshavin etc no one too get there foot in and break up play still not that I give a fuck about that
champions
19
Gotta Love Goat & Those Insults to that Idiot.
@Balaji, How good is this Defour? Aint seen much of this Guy
Spot-on, Willie and Scan74. Complete non-story imho.
@Balaji Sivaraman
oh i’m cool man,jut thought a better reaction than the annoying one we’re getting on here, FFS ashley young is now a fantastic option to have and Nasri is shit. i don’t partucluarluy like the player so i’m not bigging him up and i “Get” the impression about him but seriously that be a major biggie. Hell A. Young was doing the “read my name celebration yesterday” don’t see anyone calling him out for that shit. Just think it weird , here we are going back and forth about whats next, how do we improve, retain the title and going on a run and we talk about elements missing in the midfield and a good player name is thrown in and arguments like “cunt” is supposed to cut it ?
Oh and the “lightweight” counter arguments for some players suggested recently or in the past. One player, Two words, Javier Hernandez. Isn’t doing too badly for himself wouldn’t ya’ll say. Hell Ashley Young is light weight
@Papii, I have not seen a lot to be honest mate because he does play in the Belgian league.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZE2UUedbuA
What little I’ve seen has left me really impressed. He can move with the ball at his feet, can put his foot in and tackle, has a great pass and vision. He was captain of Standard Liege at 19. He has been tracked by the United scouts for 2 years now. The biggest problem as Dave highlighted in the last thread is whether he can perform with the big boys.
Last year when he was injured, Sir Alex sent him best wishes (last two times that happened with Ruud and Hargreaves, they both signed for us) and he is open to a move away.
It is still a old rumour though. No word has come up in the summer and he has also been linked with Liverpool. So, God only knows.
Fred Fred Fred what a pile of Shed – if he goes its only for the money you will pay him
There should be anew rule on here. If you cant prove that you mentioned on here 1 year ago a certain player that we should sign then you should pipe up. Every bloody year we here the same shit about great players and one year ago we wouldn’t have given them a second glance. We need quality at United not one season wonders. Leave charlie adam to liverpool.
scan74 – I think arsenal have a potienal outstanding CM pairing of wilshier and ramsey, but arsenal have so many holes in their squad, they are let down by certain players who are nothing more than passengers.
We dont want this snood wearing, pretend frenchman cunt in our team. Fuck him. He can stay where he is, Arsenal suits him.
I wonder who we’re going to sign.
How is he a pretend Frenchman?
@Fred, Oh no, not again. If we go down that road and Scott goes AWOL for another 4 days, I don’t think ROM can handle the craziness. The server would probably crash.
Fred – It’s a mystery, ain’t it?
Nahsiree dont see it happening.
Fuck no we need 2 world class midfielders after that doing we got off barca
He’s good but don’t see him crossing over to OT, there’ll be too much bad blood. Modric is a better option!!!
You will buy from your feeder club – SPURS
@ Fred – because he is an Arab, and not actually French. A bit like all the good French players, Henry, Zidane, Desailly, Makele…
Get Joe Cole!
He’l come for free and solve our midfield problem:)
Thanks balaji….I dunno about him, the video’s pretty old, But if He’s good Fergie will get him.
Just saw a vIdeo of Modric on here from CGL…which looks fantastic..makes modric look like bloody Jesus – The Saviour of Our Midfield
If we could swipe modric from spurs for £25-30 Mill it would be a good deal for both sides…but because spurs are a tight feeder club they’ll Squeeze United’s Balls for £40 Mill if SAF is desperate.
fergie is the boss yes mate agreed if any of the youth team lads come through and are as good as wiltshire we are on too a winner think he will be a top player for years 2 come
thats the diffrence in my eyes between us and arsenal a few of there boys aint got no bollocks
technically i think there the best but great football is only part of it I seriously cant remember then producing a fightback at all in that run in arseholes went time and time again
one thing about our boys u can say what you like but no one touches our spirit in my eyes blackpool west ham villa etc
no one in our current crop gos missing or doesnt put in a shift and thats priceless mate
Ah Im Hating this Thread already, its not as good as the 1000th comment thread.
Wow the Arsenal fans are being slow today. I thought for sure this post would be infiltrated by angry Gooners by now.
I think the most likely signings out of all the ones discussed will be Modric and Young. And Nasri’s just holding out for a fatter cheque. We all know this game….Damn these non football days of waiting for news. Sigh.
@Papii, I think ROM should spread its wings during the summer and make this place a free for all.
During off-season, threads like the last one are more interesting than transfer threads like this one.
Nasri was born in Marseilles. He’s no more a pretend Frenchman than Rooney is a pretend Englishman.
off topic- Tevez leaving Manchester would be great cause I’m sick of his constant bitching. But Mario….Mario is comedy fucking gold.
http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story/_/id/926176/mario-balotelli-reveals-shock-at-organised-crime-tour-of-naples?cc=4716
Kings!
King Eric!
Come on lads! We need you! Come and kick some fucking butt!
To those who are lusting after arsenal players I say:
“Have your wet dreams in private. Don’t sicken us with your irreverent shite. We don’t want Wenger’s boys. And we definitely don’t welcome soft-cock mincing, poncing twats like Naseri.”
@jellybean, What I wonder is if these people are really linked with organized crime, what is going to stop them from kicking Mario’s ass if he is talking nonsense like this in public.
I think his brain’s where his a-hole should be. I really do.
@ Balaji – hahaha I know him and his family are going to need witness protection now. Lol why the hell would he be announing it ??
Yes seriously?! Where on earth is King Eric??? We need him here during silly season when everyone’s making their Fantasy XI.
Also Empire of the Kop is beating RoM on the caughtoffside poll. Vote for Scott people!!
http://www.caughtoffside.com/2011/06/05/201011-caughtoffside-awards-vote-now/6/
I see that HR fella was well and truly raped by the Goat…. Pity I was not around at the time. we could have gang raped him ! lol
Evening all
Nasri will be shot by special members of the Lebanese mafia before he arrives to OT to sign
I would prefer \modric tbh.Nasri is a diving,weak little pansy who wears a snood!
smartalex
I reckon if you give fergie that scouting report mate it will be a non mover mate!!!
he aint coming alla fucking smokescreen to get a better contract methinks
fucking hope some signings happen soon end of seasons is utter shite
Bold talk, for a old one eye fat man.
scan74
Too true mate! The scouts weren’t even dispatched!
And if for some some reason Samir did come (never gonna happen) my comment would still be totally right. We don’t lust after arsenal’s players. Never. Not ever. Not even if Sir Alex has said we WILL be signing their player.
We love OUR players. Whoever they may be.
scan74- they are not the best on a teqnical level, that tag belongs to barca. United on their day are has gifted on the ball has any team in the game today
I’m glad we’ve put this one to bed early
Good evening CedarsDevil!
The firing squad can relax, mate. Scabied Naseri will not be coming here!
Nasri is more suited to that tiki-taka bullshit & I’m sure he just using us to get the pay rise he wants from arsenal. Sir Alex always looks at a players background and upbringing before even considering whether to bring them to the club. clearly because those types of people have been through such hardship that they will keep fighting when the going gets tough, just like this great club after Munich. They never know when to give up and they will do their upmost to fulfill their potential.
everyone who lauds modric as the next united player, consider carrick for just a moment. he has just a three deal at 29 & he almost the same role as modric, there is no doubt that modric is a better player than carrick, but they are both deep lying and pretty useless in front of goal.
That makes modric a no go for me, onto sneijder who fits the bill, but is happy in Italy earning 4mill a year. It may seem inconceivable to some people but we may just end up making a couple of really good purchases of up and coming talent.
I have a feeling alot of fans are gonna be spouting some rubbish just in time for the new season .
smartalex
Nicely said @ 21:51 my friend
Would I be one of the few people to think man utd should sign bastian schweinsteiger? He has a lot of fight about him and he is very useful with the ball at his feet. He seems to be tactically well drilled, can win the ball and start attacks and is the player we need in our midfield.
Would love to see Eden Hazard at Man utd, not just to have a shirt with ‘HAZARD’ on the back. What I have seen of him, he seems a genuinely good prospect.
As for Nasri, AW has placed him wrongly on the wing, even though he technically is an AM/playmaker. His brilliant form in the early part of the season was because fibreglass was missing for most of it and was able to play in his best position. Personally would love to see him at united, whenever he has played for France in AM, he has run the show often. Thought?
@Mustafa – Schweinsteiger (translation: Pigfucker) is a hell of a player and would guarantee at least 5 more league titles for us. I don’t see him leaving Bayern though. He loves Oktoberfest too much.
mustafa
He just signed a new contract and he loves it at Bayern. He would cost a fortune as well. Bayern like to play hardball as well… we basically had to bite their hand off to get Hargo.
I hate Nasri. He made snide comments about United in the past and how where scared of them. I hate his little gay run… I hate the fact he wears a snood. I don’t like anything about him in all honestly, besides the fact that he is a very good footballer.
He was at his best in the center when Fabregas wasn’t around… hasn’t been as good since he came back. Also with a year left on his contract he’d be cheapish*
Also at a good age only 23-24. Scored 15 goals last season which is decent. He wouldn’t be my choice (thats Modric), but if we did sign him it be worth it just to see the look on some of my Arsenal mates faces.
Anyway besides all that I don’t honestly think we’ll sign him anyway. Probably have a new deal with Arsenal in a week or two.
Or otherwise King Eric will after beheading ‘Naseri’ out of his pure hatred for the man!
DO NOT WANT!!
fergie is the boss
hello mate sorry was thinking prem i think all to painfully barca showed us there the best in the business technically mate
still think at our best we are capable of playing some top stuff mate but I feel our spirit was our best quality this year even though we never hit the heights still landed the
smartalex 2nd that captain
and 2 me other old mate hows george and bungle these days
Fred
Who doesn’t love Oktoberfest?
Fred
It’s actually pig-climber, although that’s hardly any different. Maybe a little rasher!
@Fred
I thought Schweinsteiger was translated in rough terms as “man who pisses on pig to make pregnant”.
Whereas Mustafa – is translated to meaning “turtles head”.
George and Bungle LOL!
Gamon smartalex enough with the pig one liners.
No to Nasri! I think Luka Modric will suit us perfectly. He’s 25 years old, has tonnes of experience in playing in the Premier League and the guy knows how to run at other players. Fergie, sign him up!
Someone here mention pigs? already drooling over some pork chops and bacon…. mmm
Wipe that smile off your chops, Goat! Stick a pork in it, you’re done.
I ´m not gonna tell you if I want him or not, so just 2 short things:
1 / YES, he is a VERY GOOD PLAYER (even worth United shirt!), not my problem that plenty of people do not want to see that
2/ this deal will NEVER happen, so it is
Boar off mate, eis bein fun!
fergie is the boss says: “… arsenal have so many holes in their squad …”
And doesn’t Wenger try his best to fill them!
Your asking for a knuckle sandwich you swine smartalex.
If he played for another club or if he wasn’t a whiney nob then he would make sense, if he played in the role we would have to make for Modric or Sneijder, were they to sign, he could be quite effective. It’s just the Arsenal connection that would always leave a bitter taste. Don’t want him to come, could get someone better who i could actually grow to love. And when he scored that goal against Spurs this season and was ‘beating’ his chest, he looked more like he was stroking his nipple. Too pathetic for this club sorry, stay away!
smartalex – Hello buddy. Hope you are well.
I was going to sweve this thread as soon I saw what it was about, but seeing as you need me mate, I will duly respond. There is absolutely no way I would entertain the idea of this mincing goofy cunt joining United or any other Arsenal player for that matter. They are a fucking despicable lot and the thought of any of them in a United shirt makes me bring up bile. I have my preferences as you know, but I will trust the managers judgement. I sincerely hope this is all bullshit and hopefully an attempt for him to get a bigger pay rise at Arsenal or even stoke up some interest from the bitters. He is not welcome at United. And anyone who wants this scum bastard at United is not a true red as far as I am concerned.
Balaji Sivaraman – Hello Buddy.
CedarsDevil – Hello my friend.
Obertan > Nasri.
Kings – Welcome back buddy
Fucking missed those rants mate…. Love your posts as ever
‘There is absolutely no way I would entertain the idea of this mincing goofy cunt joining United or any other Arsenal player for that matter’.
Classic
scan74 – true, its much like 2009 where hard work has got us to tilte no 18 and 19
June 5, 2011 at 22:37
smartalex says:
fergie is the boss says: “… arsenal have so many holes in their squad …”
And doesn’t Wenger try his best to fill them!
~~~~~~~~~~
Laughing my head off here!
“Nasri faded away as the season went on, just like his team”
Loved that dig. =D
Would I like Nasri at United? I personally don’t like him, Wilshire an the rest of those snobby girls at arse, but he would be a good acquisition though.
Only thing I’m confused about is where he would play, are we buying him to play on the left or to play in the middle? Cos he plays both positions comfortably for the arse, I would buy him for left midfield position, and get Sneijder or modric for the middle.
I am well Kings, thank you! I trust that you are well, and are coping with the off-season as well as can be expected. Thanks for your input. It never ceases to amaze me that United supporters can drool over players from any of our rivals. Only once a player has joined United, should we be extolling their virtues.
Goatinaunitedshirt – you are making a pig’s ear of this! I don’t know why I bother to trot out responses to you when it is like casting pearls before swine!
Apparently Schweinsteiger has named his son Pygmalion.
He calls him Pygmy, for short!
Fred – because wenger has never truly rebuilt sides, yes he has added some quality players during is limited succesful period, but goerge grahams players who have been the heart beat of the side during wengers success has been key. He does not realise, that it takes more than gifted players to truly win a championship. It takes a veriaty of hard work brilliance, and a side that can defend from the front. Arshaven is more talented than park, but we all know that we would rather the latter
THIS GUY IS QUALITY!! DONT THINK IT WILL HAPPEN BUT IF IT DID I BELIEVE WE’D HAVE A FUTURE MESSI. HE CREATIVE, QUICK, TWO-FOOTED AND GOT GREAT SKILL, WANT A EXAMPLE?? HIS GOAL V BARCA IN UCL THIS SEASON,
Mischief making at it’s best by the media machine. Nasri is not good enough to play at UTD. End of!
The last type of player Sir Alex would sign at this moment in time is a self centred prick with only the ability to take on the first half of an EPL season and then the lack of spine to want to continue the progression till the bitter end of the season. The guy shows a few good tricks but reminds me too much of Ronny in his early days. I’ll be impressed with the little flicks and backheels when they actually contribute to your fairy cake team actually winning something you knobhead!
Definitely not one for me. Modric anyday.
What a bunch of pigs!
mufcmyreligion
Why are you shouting? Or is it a problem with your pc? Nasri is not the nest Messi, in fact Messi is the Argentinian Nasri… We already knew that
Well mufcmyreligion, it seems that your beliefs are not deep seated.
I don’t mean to offend you (yet), but swearing by one religion while praising another is fickle.
Also, why SHOUT your views? We aren’t deaf.
Messi is not fit to lace The Little Prince’s boots. Splash the cash, Fergie!
since when did na-se-ri score against Barcelona?
the goals were scored by van rapist and arseshavin.
Willie
Chop off
Remove the tree from your stye, before poking a stick in mine, porky!
Fuck off Nasri!
Where’s miss piggy?
Going down on Kermit?
Someones telling porkies.
smartalex
Loved the not (yet) bit !
@Zelh – hahaha, well spotted! If made-up goals count then what about Bebe’s 50-yard screamer against Real Madrid? Hell of a goal, that was.
Thanks CedarsDevil!
I reserved the right to offend later!
Where are all the gooners?
That header smartalex has got a knot in his pork sandwich!
piggy piggy piggy piggy…….
OK DIDNT REALISE I WAS TYPIN IN CAPS OH STILL DOING IT! Anyway @smart alex it aint fickle to give credit where its due! Our own players who PLAY for the club praise opposing players its called being unbiased. We all have our own opinion, and i for one think he’ll be a brilliant buy, although i do agree with sum that say he can have a stinking attitude at times. but if theres a manager that sort a players attitude out its our very own.
smartalex
Seems like a dumb fuck so we might as well start offending… What says you?
Fitting Nasty Naseri into our team is like making a silk purse from a sow’s ear.
All the piggery-jokery in the world won’t bring home the bacon.
My mistake regarding the goal v barca
mufcmyreligon.
Just read your post after writing mine otherwise I would would have put you straight as well.
One Goal does not make a Lionel Messi Being two footed and skilful should not be treated as a platform to iconic status. It should be a basic requirement of a footballer earning £50000-£100000 a week. This guy has no backbone and if he is that good why is he not planning on taking on the mantle of Cesc Fabregas as the main man. Fabregas will no doubt be leaving in the summer. He is the last type of character we need in our dressing room at the moment. What defines him from Modric is that he has known that UTD have had their eyes on Modric for a while and now the trophyless season has finished he is looking for a big money OUT. At least Modric has cited the Champions League as a possible reason for moving on
Let his agent approach Liverpool. They are good at signing London based creative midfield mercenaries. I’m sure Liverpool’s offer of another season winning fuck all might tempt him and make him feel at home.
A Non Story as far as UTD are concerned.
CedarsDevil
Why not indeed! His silence is more deafening that his screams were!
We can’t sign Nasri!
Fergie? don’t make a pigs ear of this!
Don’t indulge the bacon butty boy!
Nasri’s move to Man Utd would be a real coup for us, as Scott said he’s one of Arsenal’s best. Wenger’s reaction would be priceless haha! Anyway, here is a detailed breakdown of our other reported transfer targets, and how likely they are to join: http://mufcthoughts.blogspot.com/2011/06/transfer-targets-detailed-breakdown.html
sounds like some people on here just cant accept other peeps opinions!
Playing piggy-in-the-middle won’t save your bacon willierednut!
you guys may hate him, but he is a young, world class player in the making
SIGN HIM UP FERGIE!
smartalex
Should I start or will you? Better hurry I am due an injection
Off topic, There are a lot of good players out there and talent doesn’t guarentee quality, but that boy Hazard is a fantastic player, why aren’t we making an aggresive move for him? But, Man Utd’s biggest problem is a midfielder that can hassle the opposition and start attacks, like Hargo. Fletcher is good and one of ours, but there are better out there.
This little piggy won’t be signing for United!
Fuck off pork chop boy!
‘other peeps opinions’ ??
Blood level rising, smartalex… help
“sounds like some people?”
Uh … dung-heap pill? Sump pee pill?
Don’t mean to hog the lime-light, but farm animals are a speciality on RoM!
Blimey, we have another one….. Must postpone that injection!
@Willie – I’d be pig-sick if he did, but as you rightly point out, there’s more chance that pigs might fly.
P.S. Why do Arsenal have so many sausage jockeys?
Surely not another peep from The Religious One?
CedarsDevil, anyone that says peeps is not to be taken seriously!
Have another Super-Injection, put your feet up, and relax, my friend!
Have a butchers at Fred and willierednut hamming it up! It puts a spring in my tail!
@CedarsDevil and SmartAlex
Sad guys that u cant accept others opinions! Can c u2 want to air your views however trying to win a argument over the net is like tryin to win the special olympics, even if u win your still a retard! I’ll leave u to it guys as I got my lady waiting for me and i’ll leave u two 2cyber hug! (“,)
I’m hearing from my sources that Real Madrid and Barcelona have entered the race for Nasery’s signature now.
I hope we haven’t made a pig’s ear of another transfer.
@smartalex – yeah, I bet you’re as happy as a pig in shit!
Oink oink
Shanks for chewing the fat with me lads. I’ve had a bellyful of laughs.
And you can take that to the (piggy)bank!
mufcmyreligion – Smell ya later, oink oink!
Update: Nasery has agreed terms with Barca. A crowd of 100,000 gathered to greet him at the airport, singing the “na-na-na-na Nasery” song. This is Ronaldinho all over again
mufcmyreligion
Apologise for your disgusting attack on those with disabilities, or be forever known as a CUNT!
The pigs are alive, with the smell of bacon!
Like shit off a pig’s back.
I aboar those who attack the defenseless.
I am actually a retard, I cannot speak Chinese
If you didn’t care what happened to me,
And I didn’t care for you
We would zig zag our way through the boredom and pain
Occasionally glancing up through the rain
Wondering which of the buggers to blame
And watching for pigs on the wing.
willierednut – Ah rite the cops are some what alive
My lungs have been retarred more times than the M1.
Oh well, I guess all roads lead to RoM.
mufcmyreligion
You are a low life that is worse that the most hateful of insects, mosquitoes spring to mind… Best feeling I get is squashing them buggers with my newspaper…. At times in fact it delays my injections
Just ask my nurse you fuck head
Just got off the phone with my top “ITK” in Germany and he says, believe it or not, that Pigfucker’s favourite English club is actually BOLTON and that if he makes the move to the Premier League, the “Trotters” are his most likely destination. YHIHF!
Don’t pig on mufcreligion lads. He’s just trying to ham it up.
Bloody hell…. RoM is like a fucking minefield, if you are not a true RED you get well and truly fucking raped!
Love it
His girlfriend must be a real Babe.
Perhaps his contract at the “trotters” can have a bolt-on clause that allows his Babe to wander.
I am off fellow nut heads…. keep them pigs flying !
If my friend religion of sorts shows up I trust you will handle him/her
George Hamilton is the new face of Denny Sausages.
Oink oink
Goodnight Cedars. If you can’t sleep, try counting pigs.
Huff and puff all you like, this streak of cutting remarks has put a weight back on my shoulders.
Goodnight CedarsDevil. Don’t worry, he will reap what he sows!
Goodnight fellow piglets!
Miss piggy looms large and I’m hungry!
Goodnight willierednut. Go to bed with a grunt!
Mexico playing against el salvador in gold cup taking place in US….chicharito is starting of course…..
Then after this tournament, mexico plays in copa america against the south american teams…..
Chicharito is not going to get much of a break this year. Hope he can stay fit….
no…not nasri. he can’t defend n he plays in a rooney-kind of position. i reckon we go for modric. i think 35 million should be enough to tempt spurs to sell. modric is versatile (can play centre or left-wing) n he can defend as well.
God, this guy is a fantastic player, please make this happen
……and Chicharito scores for Mexico! Great height on that header….
I spoke too soon. Chicharito scores again…..2 goals for Javier tonight.
Wow….
Eden Hazard – Samir Nasri – Fabregas or De Rossi – Nani
How does this midfield looks??? rooney and hernandez will score tons of goals with this midfield engine, impossible as it may sound but this one might be the answer!
Chicharito!!!
3 goals for Mexico tonight…….header, strike and a penalty!!
He ran more than anyone on the pitch despite playing more games than anyone else. Phenomenal talent
united.george: chicho’s just a gem…still can’t believe we got him for just 50 million…oops, sry, i meant 7 million=D
dude no.
Does any one know when the transfer window officially opens?
@ dazbomber
July 1st
It’s getting worse and worse for Ryan Giggs, tabloids saying he cheated on his wife with his sister-in-law (Brother’s wife). I don’t know, frankly I am just as offended by this as by Rooney’s philandering.
Good morning, Reds! I see I missed some crazy shit over the weekend, here. MG doing Pulp Fiction was classic!
On-topic: NO fucking way I want this little bitch anywhere near OT
Off-topic: It’s official now – Tony Pulis is on drugs:
http://www.skysports.com/story/0,,11667_6964497,00.html
@yooney-Thanks , its going to be a long month.
we don’t want Mi se ry
Morning my fellow REDS! It seems you guys have had a very productive weekend!
With regards to Naseri, I don’t like him BUT I think he has very good ability. Cannot seeing it happening though!
Hello…
I know King Eric and Kings think of him as “mincing snood wearing goofy cunt”
But objectively speaking I would love to have him at united.
The lad has got fantastic balance, tremendous technique, can link up play, can dribble, has good off the ball movement and can pass a ball without giving it away. Throw in ten goals a year from midfield and I’d say we can do much worse than him. I’d rather prefer Nasri than Ashley Young to be honest…
On the basis that Nasri’s better than anyone we currently have in central midfield, it’s not unreasonable to suggest he would improve the side and thus be welcome at Old Trafford.
Such a shame Anderson lacks the discipline to improve as I have always thought he has the requisite skill set and physical talents to save us another expensive mid-term signing.
Naseri might not be a likeable character and he might just be playing with Arsenal because he wants a better contract, but there is no doubt that Naseri would improve the United midfield.
Decent player who could bge even better in our squad.
Why not?
No chants for him yet…
But what about
“Champions of England
Second best in Europe”
In honour of the fact that we’re the only team to try and challenge Barca’s dominance in Europe.
Would show that we can be humerous in defeat too.
Just a thought, see what you songsmiths think,
Dammit I’ve been calling him names forever since I knew of his existence. If he really does come to us, I’ll be the world’s biggest hypocrite when I start chanting his name. Dammit.
I would love to see him in our middfield with Modric…then we can compete with Barcelona.
Valencia-Modric-Nasri-Young
Uh i forogot about NANI
I should be disappointed if he come to UTD!!!!
He’s a cunt, there is no doubt, but he can play, and if he becomes our cunt, fair enough.
Noooooooooooooooooo not that lesbian cunt. He looks like he’s had a fucking face transplant.
i would prefer eboue, bendtner,denilson and almunia..bunch of nitwits,,,,
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Yeah is good 2 have nasri and young at old trafford and inter millan midfielder.