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Owen Hargreaves – I Want Curly Hair Too

Owen HargreavesOwen Hargreaves has completed a good first season for United, with us finally appearing to have a player with the potential to fill Roy Keane’s boots. His debut against City at the Wastelands filled me with huge confidence as he fought for every ball and played with so much presence. Unfortunately though, he has spent large chunks of the season out injured, and upon returning, has the fiercest competition in the league for a place, fighting it out with Scholes, Carrick and Anderson.

Hargreaves versatility has seen him feature in more games than he otherwise would, slotting in at right back when we’ve seen injuries to the defence, and played on the right wing for the European Cup final.

In a season where we’ve seen the emergence of several great chants, most notably the Viva Ronaldo and Anderson chants, Hargreaves contribution to the season has been honoured with a song, which became somewhat of an anthem in Moscow, where Hargreaves found the back of the net in the penalty shoot out.

Tune: Can’t Take My Eyes Of You
“Ohhhhhh Owen Hargreaves,
You are the love of my life
Oh Owen Hargreaves
I’d let you shag my wife
Oh Owen Hargreaves
I want curly hair too”

So at we have brought out a couple of designs.

Hargreaves song - I'd let him shag my wife Owen Hargreaves song - I want curly hair too

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  1. eric the king the king the king says:

    love the song!!!

  2. Shreyas says:

    Funny to see a Women’s version of the fisrst design…. Do u think anyone will buy that? :)

  3. Lee says:

    Oh…”I’m luvin’ it!” I want Owen’s hair too, I wonder how he keeps his hair like that, unless it’s a natural style but I’m sure many people were getting their hair permed in the early 90s when Ryan Giggs had curly hair.

  4. Andrew Daniels says:

    I think it should be ‘bum my wife’

  5. jsos says:

    class lol

  6. Drew Vader says:

    what a penalty it was too!! Perfectly taken, power and placement.

    How great is it that all four of the new signings scored their PKs? Hats off to SAF….

  7. denton davey says:

    Despite his recurring injuries, OwenH had a very good first season at OldTrafford. A very, very valuable squad player who doesn’t embarrass himself when asked to play in various capacities.

    I do think, however, that this versatility is going to be a bit of a curse for him since neither Carrick nor Scholes can be played elsewhere – Scholes used to be a fantastic # 10 but he’s just too slow to do that now – and Anderson has been a complete and absolute revelation in his midfield games this past season.

    Hopefully, a summer of rest and relaxation will help get OH’s tendinitis under control so that he can play more next year.

  8. Muhamad says:

    I think he is an amazing player because he can play where SAR wants him to be. I also love how he scored that freekick, when every one was expecting Ronaldo to take it, but he stood there and saw how OH kicked it past the wall, and past the keeper, and no body moved.


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