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FACT – Fat Spanish Waiter Has Lost The Plot

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Ronaldo: My Only True Happiness Is United

Ronaldo: My Only True Happiness Is United

Cristiano Ronaldo received a warm applaused yesterday (or Ryan Giggs received a good send off) as he was subbed on to our League Cup semi-final against Derby. A couple of rounds of his “Viva Ronaldo” were sung ahead of him scoring the penalty in front of the Stretford End. Maybe our hearts are thawing? Who [...]

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Manchester City Fans Crowd Around MASSIVE New Signing

Manchester City Fans Crowd Around MASSIVE New Signing
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VIDEO: All The Goals From United vs Derby

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Evans’ Family Of Massive Reds Watched United When He Was At Sunderland

Jonny Evans has been receiving plenty of praise over the past few weeks, with some people even claiming Rio Ferdinand, when he returns, will have a job pushing Evans out of the team. Not long ago, Evans wished he’d been allowed to stay at Sunderland, wanting first team football. After breaking in to the first [...]

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First Kaka, Now Robinho… But At Least City Still Have Bellamy!

Just yesterday, Noel Gallagher was confirming City’s lack of identity, whilst gloating over their potential signing of Kaka. Less than 24 hours later, AC Milan announced they would not be selling Kaka. Protesting fans showed up at Kaka’s house, only for him to appear to the window, hold up an AC Milan shirt, and beat [...]

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United Believe Tosic Is Ready To Play Tonight

Following reports in yesterdays paper hinting that Zoran Tosic might feature for United tonight, Mike Phelan has more or less confirmed that to be the case. With the games becoming more and more important, tonight’s League Cup semi-final is a good chance to throw him in to the mix, knowing that hopefully we can afford [...]

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UNITED, TOP OF THE LEAGUE! Ta Liverpool

United remain top, despite playing a game less than Liverpool, following a draw in the Merseyside derby. Stevie Me thought he’d saved his club, yet again, before Cahill scored Everton’s equaliser three minutes from time. Liverpool fans thought they had seen the worst of their sorrows over the past few days, following late winners from [...]

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Bitter Bluenose Gallagher Has A Pop At United And Arsenal Managers

Bitter Bluenose Gallagher Has A Pop At United And Arsenal Managers

City have spent decades despising United because of our money. Their only response to seeing us lift trophy after trophy, whilst they won fuck all, was that we were ‘buying’ our success. Blackburn, Newcastle and Chelsea have all proven that it’s not possible to buy success, not for the long term anyway, but the bitters [...]

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Fancy This At Old Trafford?

Brighton 0 V 2 Leeds “We explained to both clubs that we don’t deal in petty cash and they were Premiership clubs as well,” Ken Bates said last week, one of those Premiership clubs reported to be United. “We don’t want to sell Fabian. He’s happy and we’re happy Fabian is staying. Unless something unexpected [...]

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Benitez STILL Talking About United

After United and Chelsea scored late winners this weekend, it was a pretty miserable time for the scousers. Liverpool take on Everton tonight in a game they must win if they want to go back to the top of the table. Just like before their important game against Stoke, Liverpool manager Rafael Benitez has been [...]

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Beckham: United Are The Only Team In Manchester

Beckham: United Are The Only Team In Manchester

David Beckham has been making all the right noises in light of the Manchester City takeover. With his AC Milan team mate Kaka currently being linked to the bluenoses, Beckham insists that for him, there’s only one team in Manchester. “I only care about Manchester United, personally,” Beckham said. “Manchester City are a team that [...]

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Another Reason To Be Happy About Our Last Minute Winner

The murderers are fuming! One scouser: See, that’s where they truly are Jammy Bastards. If that had been us we’d have bloody conceded in the last minute, not scored. Another scouser: If it happens once, its luck. When they do it every season for he last 15 seasons, its not luck. Another scouser: God help [...]

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VIDEO: Petrucci Scores Twice In 4-1 Win

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Nev: I was clock watching today!

Nev: I was clock watching today!

Gary Neville had a relatively quiet afternoon at the Reebok today, watching his team batter Bolton but fail to find the back of the net. An uncomfortable pattern has been developing, with United failing to score more than one goal a game in the league for months. Neville has today confessed that he was looking [...]

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