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Oi, Rio, Shut It!

I have made my feelings on the potential for Jose Mourinho to take over at United very clear. He doesn’t know how to play attacking football. He can’t recognise quality in the transfer market. He couldn’t care less about bringing through youth players. Sir Bobby Charlton agrees with me. “I would hate for anyone to [...]

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How Are We Feeling Then?

On a hangover, there aren’t many things that will get me to wake and keep me awake, but I surprised myself as much as anyone else when upon my eyes opening at 8am I had that excited feeling. You know, when your stromach just keeps turning over on itself (and no, it wasn’t the Stella [...]

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RoM’s Breakfast Banter With Spurs

Following the interview I posted with Harry Hotspur yesterday, the favour has been returned at his blog. Enjoy!

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Fancy A Flutter For The Final?

Ladbrokes.com are offering all RoM readers a free £10 bet for tomorrow’s League Cup final against Spurs. Will Tevez, our highest scorer in the competition, get his name on the scoresheet first? What will the final score be? If you’ve got a good feeling then see how much your free tenner could earn you.

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How Liverpool And United Have Faired Since Rafa Cracked

What has happened since Rafael Benitez talked facts?

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League Cup Is A Bonus

I want us to win tomorrow. I want us to lift as many trophies as we possibly can this season. I want the younger players in our squad to get a taste of success like they did in 2006, following the barren year of 2005. I want Tevez to score. I want Welbeck to score. [...]

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Liverpool, PLEASE Get Rafael Benitez To Sign!

Liverpool lost 2-0 to Boro today, who were second from bottom this morning, after failing to pick up three points in the league since November 9th 2008. Now I know some of you will find this result confusing, particularly as it means Liverpool now have the potential to go ten points behind if we win [...]

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How United Made Their Way To The Final

League Cup Round 3 – 23.9.08 Pogatetz’s thuggery will probably be better remembered by United fans that the result of this game, which saw United progress to the next round of the League Cup. Ronaldo gave us the lead early on in his first start for the club since his operation over the summer. However [...]

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Rooney’s Memories Of Wembley and League Cup

Back in the 90′s, oh the Worthless Cup, as us arrogant United fans used to call it. It was a competition for us to play our kids, give them a bit of experience, but nothing more than that. We’d won it in 1992 but that was before our proper trophy haul had begun. It’s not [...]

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Tottenham Striker: I Fancy Following Berb To United… But He’s An Arrogant Snob

First it was Teddy Sheringham, then it was Michael Carrick and most recently it was Dimitar Berbatov. Spurs have done well in transfer fees from our club and whilst that prick Daniel Levy rubs his hands at all the cash he’s bringing in for his latest manager to waste, the fans are none too pleased [...]

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Well That’s Her Ruined

Well That’s Her Ruined

Everyone loves a bit of Angelina right? She’s pretty weird, I’ll give you that, but generally pretty fit and an all round do-gooder. Well if she’s ruined for me, I’m going to have to ruin her for you and all.

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Traitors At United

Traitors At United

The Daily Mail have been running a feature which names and shames the top 50 football traitors. Quite a few of them have a United connection…

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Whose Support Is F**king S**T?

Manchester United fans will be measured against Tottenham Hotspur’s this weekend over who can make the most noise. Carling and Sky Sports will be measuring the noise levels from both ends at Wembley. The readings will be based on a percentage share of the volume based on maximum decibel levels over 10-minute periods. Fans inside [...]

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Only God Knows About Ronaldo’s Future: Part 2,167

NEWSFLASH: Only God knows about Cristiano Ronaldo’s future!

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Tottenham Believe Arry Knows How To Beat United… Why?

Harry Redknapp’s teams have lost to United twice already this season, with United knocking Spurs out of the FA Cup as well as beating Portsmouth away from home, but apparently there is a belief in the Spurs’ camp than Redknapp has what it takes to get a win against United on Sunday. Just what is [...]

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