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PICTURE: Another Giddy City Fan

After tattooing themselves with the name of a player who never signed, then tattooing themselves with the name of a player who couldn’t get out of the club fast enough, then tattooing themselves claiming to be European Champions in 2011, despite later failing to even qualify for the Champions League, let alone win it, we have another giddy City fan in our midst…






 

51 Comments

  1. pbul2004 says:

    TOOL

  2. hammons says:

    Brilliant, Scott.

    This is how feels to be City … This how it feels to be small. … This is how it feels when your team wins nothing at all … NOTHING AT ALL

  3. cyzak says:

    lol

  4. Maik says:

    WOW… it’s like watching a puppy chasing after it’s tail.

  5. irwinisalegend says:

    Tosser! You wanted kaka but you got Bellamy!!!!

  6. hammons says:

    Camera … £30
    New Manchester City Shirt … £40
    Rooney 10 Lettering … £10

    Another 34 years of being the smallest team in the city …. Priceless

  7. redseven says:

    lets al laugh at citeh lets all laugh at citeh lalalalal ohhh lalalala ohhhhh!!!

  8. denton davey says:

    Nah, that guy just purchased his shirt a year or two early !

  9. willierednut says:

    Looks like Wayne got the assurances he was looking for, interesting Summer me thinks.

  10. Costas says:

    Stick with Tevez, lol.

  11. bettathedevilsweknow says:

    cheered me right up that pic! looks a bit like mankini before his haircut!

  12. Red Devil says:

    @denton davey

    precisely what i’ve been thinking….I think its all a compromise to maximise his transfer value for the club and to show him in a better light than what he was being shown, a win win for both sides…

  13. Mark says:

    Great mullet! What a dick!

  14. redarmy75 says:

    Well, he’ll get loads of use out of his shirt now that Rooney’s staying! Fucking hell, I think we all need marriage counselling after the last few days. Or at kleast put away the frying pan and have a good chat in the kitchen with our Wayne (aka Scouse bastard/White Pele, take yer pick). Anyway it’s fucking hilarious seeing all the Shitty fans absolutely gutted, pretending it didn’t matter.
    So, let’s move on, and hope the players use this to put A BIT OF FUCKING PASSION into their game, because what we saw the other night, against the worst side I’ve seen at OT in ages, was such a sickener. After Nani’s brilliant goal, and with the possibility of a rout, to put on a real show for the fans – US, who fucking needed it, it was like they were looking at their watches and not bothering.
    I couldn’t believe how bad the fucking Fletcher was. Kept giving the ball away. Carrick, Park, and Anderson (who is worryingly beginning to look like Cartman from South Park) were all woeful. The pure passion from the fans when Obertan came on and started GIVING IT showed up the rest of them.
    Message to the players – MORE FUCKING PASSION PLEASE!!!

  15. Jeet says:

    @hammons: LMAO

    Scott – youdaman!!! Trust you to stick the nettle up the jokers’ arse!!!

  16. shebangsthedrums says:

    I think he’s here to stay now or he would have gone. The only good thing to come out of this is watching shitty deflate, as they were beginning to believe there really was a power shift in the city.

  17. dannysoya says:

    ROFLMAO!!! hahahah shitty are deflated HAHAHAHAHA. YESSS!!!! this city fan is obviously living in the clouds. either that or he’s an ape covered in human skin. CUNT!!!! UNITED RULES!!!!

  18. Jeet says:

    Check out the hairstyle – I think its Messi

  19. King Eric says:

    These cunts really do take the fucking biscuit. I wouldn’t dare! Club with ambition City? Bollocks. Once again on a European night the ground was half empty. Not fit to lace our boots.

  20. hammons says:

    @denton davey: it might have been for a couple years ago, but now, like all City shirts should be, will have to be burned. Now that makes it priceless. ha.

  21. fergie is the boss says:

    King Eric – I would not get worked up its football fucking gold. These moments we can look back on and laugh our asses off

  22. idenry says:

    I think we should be honest, any blue i spoke to didn’t want him. Says it all. Roo only said what we all know. Trouble ahead.

  23. FULLARD says:

    what can we believe from reports these days? i might even go as far as to say this may well be the beginning of a stop to the inflation of the transfer market and players ridiculously high wage demands. it was always going to have to stop somewhere. i mean can you imagine a few city players on a million a week whilst playing a group of players from blackpool playing on a mere few thousand?
    this could end up not only being Sir Alex’s best ever ‘move’ to benefit united, but become the beginning of a trend reversal in the footballing world?
    Am i getting away with myself or can anybody else see this unfolding?

  24. King Eric says:

    fitb – Hello mate, how are you? Oh no fella I ain’t worked up, its priceless!!

  25. denton davey says:

    redarmy75 @ 15:30: “I couldn’t believe how bad the fucking Fletcher was. Kept giving the ball away. Carrick, Park, and Anderson (who is worryingly beginning to look like Cartman from South Park) were all woeful. The pure passion from the fans when Obertan came on and started GIVING IT showed up the rest of them.”

    A pretty good summary of the midfileders’ game v. Bursaspor. Some fools were knocking Macheda but he hardly had a sniff of the ball. These guys – Fletcherinho and Carrick but especially Park and Anderson – have been off-the-pace so far this year. For UTD to challenge for trophies it is imperarive that the service from midfield improve – a lot and soon. !

    Last year, the game at Stoke was easy-peasy because Tony Pulis had his players concede space, territory to UTD and the GingerNinja just tore them apart. After watching how Cattermole and Henderson of Sunderland pressured UTD’s midfield, I think that this will be a very different affair.

    What are the odds that WayneRooney starts on Sunday ? Miraculous recovery from Scholes’ “tackle” at Carrington ?

  26. Kings says:

    Are we surprised at such stupidity? Cunts.

  27. Kingabdullah says:

    looks great

  28. Fred says:

    He’s got Kaka, Messi, Villa, Buffon, Maicon, Torres and Berbatov shirts at home too

  29. Fred says:

    @ denton davey – “What are the odds that WayneRooney starts on Sunday ? Miraculous recovery from Scholes’ “tackle” at Carrington ?”

    Depends. Fergie says he’s injured, Rooney says he’s not…. ;)

  30. Redbeard says:

    I’m not sure what’s more disturbing; his haircut, or the fact that he seems to be trapped in an invisible box!

  31. InFergieWeTrust says:

    HAHAHAHAH I LOVE THIS HAHAHAHAHA

  32. Fred says:

    @Redbeard – that haircut is his tribute to Rolando Bianchi, another famous City legend of years gone by. With their history filled with such football luminaries, you can’t blame Rooney for being tempted by the “famous” blue shirt. It’s a massive club, you know. ;)

  33. willierednut says:

    He’s bowing to the masses lol.

  34. Fred says:

    lol, bowing to the massives :-D

  35. Fred says:

    Look at that silly fucking stadium that isn’t even theirs, the fucking MCFC sign on the front which is a blatant rip off the MUFC one at Old Trafford, their silly fucking blue moon light show before every game and that shit blue moon song they play, their giddy fans, that silly blue brick road (WTF is that?) Garry fucking Cock, that rat faced little cunt Sheikh Mansour, Khaldoon Al Cuntchops, Brian Kidd (he’s a bitter cunt too) and every other cunt involved at that joke of a club. TBF to Mankini though, he seems like a decent bloke.

    BTW, have we had any massive blue cunts on here today telling us that the blue moon is rising and that our glory days are over? Tick tock! We’ve got Rooney! We’re gonna dominate for the next twenty years, etc, etc.

  36. Alom says:

    lol
    twat

  37. Gorse Hill Red says:

    What a complete pleb. He will now have to call his first son Robinho Kaka to get away with it. Plonker!

  38. Zulu-Malta says:

    I am as proud as a peacock that I support a team from Manchester, which happens to be MANCHESTER UNITED but I am equal ashamed that in this famous city which I love so dearly have got to cope with these headless chickens called man city supporters.

  39. Redbeard says:

    Anyone else find it strange how you always see City fans outside the stadium, but whenever there’s a game on there’s no fucker inside?

  40. willierednut says:

    lol.

  41. Onside says:

    redarmy75

    I don’t mean to be nasty to a fellow Red but you’re awfully inaccurate description of Fletcher’s performance needs to be revised, fella.

    Please do us a favour and watch the match again, this way we don’t have to read your useless criticism. Fletcher was the best passer on the field. He did give the ball away… once. And there was another time when the ref got in the way, but apart from that, he was flawless in his passing. Yes, flawless, and I’m basing that on the fact that I actually observed Fletcher during the game, unlike you, who obviously didn’t.

    It took years to get the Fletcher bashers to shut up, so please don’t make us ask you again to shut the fuck up.

  42. Costas says:

    What I like about this photo, is that even though you can’t see his face, you can tell he is an idiot.

  43. Colbert says:

    And he’s smiling.

  44. willierednut says:

    Hands up if you’ve won nothing for 35 years.

  45. dileepan says:

    Twas gr8 getting rooney back jus for this moment!! :P

  46. reddevil4life says:

    CUNT LMAO

  47. wayne says:

    jesus christ what a fucking muppet,city fans really are sad bastards

  48. overtheroon says:

    stupid fuck

  49. stretfordend_ryda says:

    hahaha could only be a city fan! scott forgot to mention about the guy who got the champions league winners 2011 tatt before last season even started! wtf is wrong with them??

  50. jellybean says:

    don’t think this is funny tbh. makes me sick. that fucker could’ve actually signed for ‘em. whether it was just to bargain his way to a payrise or he was actually prepared to walk is the question.

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