PICTURE: Berba Wearing United Gear For Friendly

June 10, 2011 245 Comments

Every year, Dimitar Berbatov plays five-a-side friendlies in a competition with his friends. They were kitted out in United shirts and in the picture above had just won a game 10-5. Berba scored 2 goals but played in defence.

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Thanks to Inna Ivanova for the picture

Author: Scott Filed Under Dimitar Berbatov

245 Comments

June 10, 2011 at 19:31
Fred says:
Legend
June 10, 2011 at 19:31
dannysoya says:
So down to earth. I LOVE YOU BERBA!!! Now go get us that 20th title.
June 10, 2011 at 19:31
bchilds says:
So pleased it looks like we’ve another year of Berba!
June 10, 2011 at 19:32
gaurav12931 says:
berba must suck at defence…conceded 5 goals to ametuers …..good to see him in da united gear though!!
June 10, 2011 at 19:34
sachu says:
berbagodddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
June 10, 2011 at 19:36
Costas says:
So lazy he plays in defence during 5 a sides.
June 10, 2011 at 19:36
Fred says:
What’s with his mate playing in elbow pads? I’m not having that! #banter
June 10, 2011 at 19:36
Balaji Sivaraman says:
For a second there, I was playing spot the Berb game. I couldn’t figure out which of the lot was Berba.
June 10, 2011 at 19:38
Pipzor says:
Whats his buddy on the right doing with his hand? :O
June 10, 2011 at 19:39
Fred says:
Thank you to Scott the Red and Inna for the cool pic.
June 10, 2011 at 19:40
bchilds says:
Love that even on holiday Berba is wearing United gear with ‘DB’ on them!
June 10, 2011 at 19:41
bchilds says:
Another pic:

http://twitpic.com/59nq9r
June 10, 2011 at 19:42
Jay says:
I am getting the new United jersey with Berbatov name this week.
June 10, 2011 at 19:42
Balaji Sivaraman says:
@bchilds, IMO, that pic should be posted a lot more. The pic Scott posted just serves to humiliate the AT jersey wearer in Berba’s team.
June 10, 2011 at 19:47
Fred says:
@Jay – I’d wait until September 1st if I were you, just to be on the safe side.
June 10, 2011 at 20:00
smartalex says:
“Gibson – whose contract expires next summer – is viewed as a ready-made replacement for Jordan Henderson who looks bound for Liverpool with the Republic of Ireland international admitting last night he would “love to play for Steve Bruce” should he find himself surplus to requirements at United.”
http://www.bournelocal.co.uk/sport/football/brucie_bonus_for_gibson_1_2757891
A long, informative interview done last night.
June 10, 2011 at 20:05
Devil310 says:
ASHLEY YOUNG DEAL DONE!
http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11667_6979494,00.html
June 10, 2011 at 20:12
Fred says:
Can’t wait to see Gibbo wearing the red and white stripes of the Black Cats. Good luck to him on his chosen path.
June 10, 2011 at 20:12
Stenis says:
Haha awesome! Nice sunglasses!
June 10, 2011 at 20:15
Fred says:
<— Berba
June 10, 2011 at 20:25
red_october says:
http://www.hdfootballwallpaper.com/dimitar_berbatov.html

Berba Rules
June 10, 2011 at 20:26
Dre.FU= Forever United says:
Berba in defence wow, True pro.

Berba>Vidic>Ferdy

=]
June 10, 2011 at 20:28
Fred says:
Can anyone tell me where GHTT is?
June 10, 2011 at 20:34
Dave Malaysia says:
Berba stays,if he steps up again ,he gets a new contract. Wud not surprise me if we hear of him signing a new contract.

Darron Gibson sounds logical but he shud have more fight in him to stay.

Wesley Sneijder is close to Mourinho. Under his management he and inter milan achieved something special,historical.
What more can he do there now unless he enjoys being at that club.
He said Mourinho will one day be our manager.

Now if he leaves Inter, there must be a place he can be happy and be challenged and have the ability to win trophys.

That means Manutd, Chelsea, Barca. he has oredi done madrid. no city or arse or liver, no one else in spain or italy.

Barca have thier eyes on cesc.

Chelsea have shone they can spend crazy money and if hiddink is around ,easier.

Manutd sounds the likely destination except we wont pay crazy money in transfer fees or in salary.
So now his message gets out that he is happy at inter ,part of the negotiations or ?
Last year that inter president moratti or moriarty (sherlock holmes) said we inquired and made an offer.

Fergie said we did not. Conclusion? I trust Fergie.

Are we actually interested in this guy? Fits the bill but still at what cost?

Guys in here goin on about de rossi. He does fit the bill but dont think hes the one for us.

Nasri fits the bill of creative genius but how about his character? or is it the usual stuff agents do to rile up the parent club in negotiations. now the arse fans put pressure on thier club ,why are u selling out main player? trying to force thier hand.

Or is it possible that Nasri who seemed so fed up at arse is actually a target?

The only player I think Fergie has shown some interest is Steven Defour. Ralph Varane ,real or not?
Just media bull?

Well the whole 12 million for 3 players is stupid. each of those players can command a fee of 5 to 6 million . Total 15 to 18 million the least.
Bruce must have just thrown a figure in there to see wheather we are interested and for how much.
Fishing expedition.

Fergie is rebuilding for sure. Rio stays ,Harry the other fisherman on the market.

Now for Nigella and her delicious boobs and buns.
June 10, 2011 at 20:43
MUFC4ever says:
Actually at least two of them are Berba’s former teammates from CSKA (Sofia) – the one with the ball is a goalkeeper and his best friend – Todor Kiuchukov and the one on the right making strange things with his hand is Alexander Tomash – he played RB at CSKA when they were teammates.
June 10, 2011 at 20:46
Dave Malaysia says:
Next year May 2012 , we my friends on R.O.M may be looking back at this week and seeing whomade the right choices.

Manutd: Signing Phil Jones. We do our homework well ,we belive we got the right guy.
That he is stronger and better than henderson or arsenals new signing carl jenkinson.

Liverpool: Looks like kenny is repairing the damage rafa did to the club. he is now rebuilding with english and british players to gey some of that old feel again. henderson is good but how good?

Arsenal: After all thats happened,thier key players do not want to sign new contracts ,they are trying to leave. To help if wud be nice if he signed someone exceptional and exciting. Well there is still time for that but now is a good time that wud help .

So he signs carl jenkinson for 1 million. The arse fans must be screaming in anger.

Conclusion: Phil Jones, good kid,good and strong character,sensible excellent signing. ready to immediately make an impact in the first team. He joins Vidic,Evans,Chris,Evra,Rafa,Fabio.
Guys who have sorted out thier futures with Fergie.
I feel this is the best of the 3 signings.

Will this hold true next May 2012?
June 10, 2011 at 20:48
Saad says:
I think Wesley Sneijder’s wife has a lot of influence on his decision-making. She does not want to live in Manchester.

I really hate these WAGs. Really do.
June 10, 2011 at 20:52
sachu says:
@saad
mate its bullshit
all sorts of rubbish
belive only wat comes from the players mouth
sneijder and is agent have said that he is happy at inter rest rubbish
it would take an astronomical bid to get him now may be 45 million
June 10, 2011 at 20:54
Costas says:
June 10, 2011 at 20:56
smartalex says:
20:34 and 20:46
Two great contributions. Thanks Dave Malaysia! Have a double tuak on me!
June 10, 2011 at 20:56
'GINGER PELE' says:
which one is the berba LOL should get the long hair suits him to the ground THE ‘GODFATHER’ WISH HE STAYS 100% LOVE HIM should have started against barca imo
June 10, 2011 at 21:01
Fred says:
On a serious note, he is a disgrace for stealing these garments from Carrington.
June 10, 2011 at 21:03
Balaji Sivaraman says:
@Dave, Will this hold true next May 2012?

I sure hope so. LOL!

Otherwise you know what will happen to ROM, we’ll be invaded with posts like

“Fergie got it wrong”
“Ferguson should be sacked”
“This place stinks. You cannot say one bad thing about SAF. I have my opinion and I think Ferguson is dragging the club down with him in last years.”
“Glazers are destroying United”
“Wake up and smell the coffee people. United are on the decline.”
…..

You get the drift. It will be worse than cancer.

Of course, we’ve always got MG, Kings, King Eric and Goat to take care of those tumors.
June 10, 2011 at 21:04
Dave Malaysia says:
@smartalex: arigato ,mucho gracias, Ngiyabonga! what do u think mate,, which signing?
June 10, 2011 at 21:04
willierednut says:
Dave Malaysia – I love your conclusions and the way you can never work out those fucking smileys!
June 10, 2011 at 21:04
FletchTHEMAN says:
Off topic
Bebe to Besiktas on loan, really good move…..
June 10, 2011 at 21:07
Balaji Sivaraman says:
@Saad, Have YOU looked at Sneijder’s wife?

How can you hate her, seriously?
June 10, 2011 at 21:09
Dave Malaysia says:
@Balaji: yo dude ,whats the weather like over there in the desert, it hot over here and humid!

u right about that but for the sane ones like us(sometimes i do wonder though) who will be the one?

Phil then henderson and last carl?
June 10, 2011 at 21:10
denton davey says:
Bebe to Besiktas:

http://www.stretford-end.com/blog/2011/06/bebe-leaves-man-united-on-loan-for-besiktas/#more-7488
June 10, 2011 at 21:10
Dave Malaysia says:
@willierednut : yo dude ,what smileys ?
June 10, 2011 at 21:12
Dave Malaysia says:
So my post in the other article is bearing out. I said Bebe on loan ,its happening.

Now for Gabriel Obertan, loan or transfer.
June 10, 2011 at 21:16
Dave Malaysia says:
@smartalex : too much tuak brother? which goal post emailing u? hehe
June 10, 2011 at 21:17
FletchTHEMAN says:
On the Bebe loan, it is for a year with the option for making permenant. Not coming back?
June 10, 2011 at 21:23
Dave Malaysia says:
time to sleep now. 4.40 am
June 10, 2011 at 21:24
FletchTHEMAN says:
Also off topic: Bit worried that Chicharito will be sucked into playing more games for Mexico this summer.
5 players from the squad have tested positive for a banned substance. There was some statements that it was from some food that they all ate, but it turns out the substance is a bronchodilator. Bit fish and might not be swept under the rug.

Clenbuterol (trade names: Spiropent, Ventipulmin) is a sympathomimetic amine used by sufferers of breathing disorders as a decongestant and bronchodilator
June 10, 2011 at 21:26
smartalex says:
Dave Malaysia, Phil jones will be the best, and the most value, of those signings.
I did unravel on the Modric thread, i’m cyberspacedout! Tuak overload!
June 10, 2011 at 21:28
smartalex says:
sympathomimetic – sounds like diving to con the ref.
June 10, 2011 at 21:29
Whiteside says:
All that I want, is another Bebe. )-:
June 10, 2011 at 21:33
Whiteside says:
Fred: Gotta Hate Tiny Tears, aka Captain Leader Bellend, aka Disabled Parker, Twin Tower laugher, team mate shagger, drug dealer dad, penalty specialist.
June 10, 2011 at 21:34
Whiteside says:
Oh bollocks u said where not what. Me bad.
June 10, 2011 at 21:39
nani4ever says:
off topic: watching the toulon u20 final and i see that france have a left back named pogba anyone know if he is related to paul pogba
June 10, 2011 at 21:41
redo says:
I’m shoked!!!!
WTF!!!? Berbatov play some friendly match with his friends footballers from CSKA Sofia period 1998-2000. What a shamed and a culture they has. Berbatov bring them a United shirt and every shirt has the titles of the owner. From left to right: TK – Todor Kyuchukov, DB – Dimitar Berbatov, KM – Konstantin Mirchev, AT – Aleksandar Tomash. What a complexed footballers from a small country and a friend from the GIANT ManU. They all formed a team for a competition at resort in Bulgarian Black Sea – Slanchev bryag (Sunny beach). More picture here: http://www.24chasa.bg/Article.asp?ArticleId=924201

I learned about that picture from: http://www.redcafe.net/f6/berbatov-240745/index38.html
June 10, 2011 at 21:52
Colbert says:
@FletchTHEMAN

Most likely not.
June 10, 2011 at 22:01
Legolas says:
Why is no one mentioning Giggs? Are all those rumours true? If so, then i guess the best thing he does is retire to pave room for our youth players or Young/Nani. Sneidjer who? Modric and De Rossi will do, maybe Nasri. Our last resort should be Defour, Parker or Adams. I love Berba!
June 10, 2011 at 22:05
Colbert says:
@Legolas

What rumours?
June 10, 2011 at 22:07
Whiteside says:
I take it you mean Charlie Adam? Decent set pieces, but I just can’t see him as a United player, same goes for Parker and i’ve not seen much of Defour, but Fergie sent him a nice get well soon letter a while back so he must be decent…I want us to sign a fit Owen Hargreaves.
June 10, 2011 at 22:10
obertanthenewstar says:
@nani4eva

yeh thats his little brother mate.
June 10, 2011 at 22:11
FletchTHEMAN says:
@Whiteside, “I want us to sign a fit Owen Hargreaves” . You are a good red mate, but I fear that ship has sailed… Would that it not be so.
June 10, 2011 at 22:14
Whiteside says:
Yeah I guess. I suppose a young Paul Scholes is out of the question too?
June 10, 2011 at 22:19
obertanthenewstar says:
@nani4ever

sorry mate, actually florentin is paul pogba’s older brother
florentin is 20 and paul is 18
June 10, 2011 at 22:32
nani4ever says:
obertanthenewstar @

Even thou he missed is penalty in the final is looks real class and he is left footed
June 10, 2011 at 22:42
smartalex says:
“Venky’s’ football advisers are understood to be attempting to resolve the impasse by making it clear to the Indian owners that the clause, inserted into Jones’s contract when he agreed an extension to his terms in February, enables a transfer to take place at the cost of the escape clause. There are no fears at United that the transfer is in any doubt.”
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/manchester-united/8569288/Phil-Jones-transfer-to-Manchester-United-held-up-as-Venkys-want-25-million-for-defender.html
June 10, 2011 at 23:03
willierednut says:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/manchester-united/8569288/Phil-Jones-transfer-to-Manchester-United-held-up-as-Venkys-want-25-million-for-defender.html

The deal is held up because Blackburn’s owners don’t understand the release clause in Jones contract. It had to be explained to the chicken men lol.
June 10, 2011 at 23:05
willierednut says:
Smartalex – Snap!
June 10, 2011 at 23:12
Whiteside says:
The chicken men – sounds like a club nickname – yes i’m looking at you Arsenal.
June 10, 2011 at 23:21
Fred says:
Hahaha what a bunch of fucking idiots. And some cunt of a journalist I read a quote from today saying something along the lines of “I can’t give you the full details but it could get VERY messy for United” What a pathetic cunt.
June 10, 2011 at 23:21
willierednut says:
Arsenal are the roast chicken men.
June 10, 2011 at 23:22
smartalex says:
willierednut – On reflection, perhaps we should have linked The Mirror.

Venky’s poultry excuse is eggsactly the kind of nest-feathering that the cocks are crowing about. Their cock-o-hoop laying down the law doesn’t fly here.
June 10, 2011 at 23:26
willierednut says:
Smartalex – It’s a major foul up! Not so much the Golden egg, but a poor imitation.
June 10, 2011 at 23:28
Whiteside says:
Are there any more chicken puns? Om, let me think.

Apologies.
June 10, 2011 at 23:37
Fred says:
Have those fuckers signed Ronaldinho yet? Stupid cunts. Hand the fucking player over, you twats.
June 10, 2011 at 23:40
willierednut says:
Ronaldinho didn’t want to ruffle any feathers, so he declined the offer, for fear of being poached.
June 10, 2011 at 23:40
smartalex says:
Venky’s coop-d’état has boiled down to a yolk.
June 10, 2011 at 23:42
willierednut says:
Hold on? Kfc make late offer for he roaster Ronaldinho! They must be yolking?
June 10, 2011 at 23:44
willierednut says:
This must be an eggplant?
June 10, 2011 at 23:46
willierednut says:
It’s true what they say, the creme egg always rises to the top.
June 10, 2011 at 23:47
Whiteside says:
Ha ha good to see willierednut keeping a (chicken) breast of the situation.
June 10, 2011 at 23:49
Fred says:
Venky’s laid out [that one's for you fellas] their plans for major financial investment in Blackburn before they took over: “Initially there will be £5million put in straightaway to buy players, but of course if we have to do more then we will.”

5 fucking million for Allardyce to spend as he wants! Whoa, don’t go crazy, Sam! He must have been like a kid in a sweet shop when he heard about that whopping transfer kitty.

Source: http://www.goal.com/en/news/9/england/2010/10/28/2187924/prospective-blackburn-rovers-owners-venkys-set-sights-on
June 10, 2011 at 23:50
willierednut says:
Whiteside – I’m all scrambled tonight.
June 10, 2011 at 23:50
Fred says:
Not exactly eggheads, are they?
June 10, 2011 at 23:51
Whiteside says:
Nice one Fred. Man Shitty step aside, here come Blackburn with their wodge.
June 10, 2011 at 23:53
smartalex says:
We’re not shelling out more than the take-away clause stipulates.
My cockerel on a blockerel we’ll show the chicken-livered cocks a chicken foot ala-Sona!
June 10, 2011 at 23:54
Whiteside says:
Wonder if they’ll sign a winger with all that money? Or a Zinger maybe.
June 10, 2011 at 23:55
Fred says:
Any truth in the rumours that Venky’s are going to sell Blackburn to Eggert Magnusson? What they’re missing is a goal-poacher, who you can always rely on in a goalmouth scramble. They never replaced Dwight Yolk. He was a great character to have around the place, with his sunny-side-up disposition. That’s the problem with Berbatov imho – he never comes out of his shell.
June 10, 2011 at 23:57
GoatinaUnitedShirt says:
Its not as if were poaching him.
June 10, 2011 at 23:57
smartalex says:
We won’t fall fowl of any bird-brained ideas their fried eggsperts drum up.
June 11, 2011 at 00:00
Whiteside says:
They must wish they signed Chickarito.
June 11, 2011 at 00:03
willierednut says:
It’s understandable, Blackburn don’t wanna lose one of their chicklets.

United better get on the chicken wire and tell those roasters, Jones is our cocknhen!
June 11, 2011 at 00:06
Whiteside says:
They’ve got egg on their faces cos they though they had the new Colin Hen-dry.
June 11, 2011 at 00:08
Fred says:
And what about their plans to expand Ewood Park? They hardly fillet as it is.
June 11, 2011 at 00:10
T4M says:
Does this mean the deal is falling through?
June 11, 2011 at 00:12
smartalex says:
My Rooster is very magical. Rub his helmet and he spits in your eye. Oh wait that’s my …
June 11, 2011 at 00:16
smartalex says:
Everyone’s wants to play keepy-uppy with Phil…
June 11, 2011 at 00:21
willierednut says:
T4M – I don’t think we’re counting our chickens just yet.
June 11, 2011 at 00:23
Zibbie says:
I say, I say, has anyone here seen Foghorn Leghorn?
June 11, 2011 at 00:25
Fred says:
LOL “Meanwhile, Sir Alex Ferguson is understood to have made a personal call to Udinese’s Alexis Sanchez to persuade him to join United ahead of Barcelona.

The Chile forward is keen on playing in Spain but Barca are struggling to match Udinese’s £30m valuation with possible makeweight Bojan Krkic keen on joining Roma if he has to leave.”

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2002306/Manchester-United-farm-7-4m-striker-Bebe-Besiktas.html#ixzz1Ov0Zki2y

One for all you transfer muppets!
June 11, 2011 at 00:26
smartalex says:
Blare which project?
June 11, 2011 at 00:27
Zibbie says:
Big Cock Country, come …… hunt some Phesent boom ch-icky,boom boom
June 11, 2011 at 00:28
willierednut says:
Phil Jones 25 million? That’s no bargain bucket…
June 11, 2011 at 00:31
Zibbie says:
Now Fred your not just fucking with this cocks head? Personal call?
Since I have been alive there are the holy trinity of mans men.
John Wayne
Clint Eastwood
and SAF and he calls you. You just gotta listen.
here Sanchez, here lad. Come to the Great NW.
June 11, 2011 at 00:32
smartalex says:
Thanks for these nuggets. Crumbs I Ken tuck it any more.
June 11, 2011 at 00:35
willierednut says:
The chicken fucks can’t mess with Jones contract. It’s a binding. It’s not egg on our faces, but their faces!!
June 11, 2011 at 00:36
Zibbie says:
@wille
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/manchester-united/8569288/Phil-Jones-transfer-to-Manchester-United-held-up-as-Venkys-want-25-million-for-defender.html
check this out.
June 11, 2011 at 00:40
smartalex says:
The early bird gets the worm, but the late comer gets laid.
June 11, 2011 at 00:41
Costas says:
I was just about to post Fred’s Daily Fail link about Bebe. The best part about it is that they are already claiming that we lost 4.5 mil on Bebe. Funny, I thought he was going out on loan. Someone’s still bitter.
June 11, 2011 at 00:41
willierednut says:
Zibbie – Did you poach that article? Only yolking ya mate.
June 11, 2011 at 00:47
Dre.FU= Forever United says:
Haha!!! all these chicken puns are “cracking” me up
June 11, 2011 at 00:52
WHAT ??? says:
they haven’t got a vindaloo
June 11, 2011 at 00:53
willierednut says:
Smartalex and Zibbie, are birds of a feather.

Katie Price(Jordan) Likes a cockortwo

Venkys won’t budgie on a fee.

We got to lay our eggs in a better place.

Blackburns farm is overrun by bad eggs.
June 11, 2011 at 00:57
Zibbie says:
I love this place.
Were all Deviled Eggs.
June 11, 2011 at 01:00
GoatinaUnitedShirt says:
Come on Blackburn 18million is no poultry sum.
June 11, 2011 at 01:01
willierednut says:
I like my Jones, over easy.
June 11, 2011 at 01:02
willierednut says:
You over egged that one Goat.
June 11, 2011 at 01:05
Zibbie says:
I’m fata here. Diner is done. Were having Pot Roast. hehe Pot…. Roasted…..
June 11, 2011 at 01:06
Zibbie says:
goat, as a ref I saw no Fowl.
June 11, 2011 at 01:08
Zibbie says:
Don’t egg me on man.
Shit they have called twice now. BBL
June 11, 2011 at 01:09
smartalex says:
Cheep shot by Venkys, they’re albumen no fanny.
June 11, 2011 at 01:14
smartalex says:
In Venky’s white lies their yellow centre, clearly cooking the books.
June 11, 2011 at 01:15
willierednut says:
Zibbie is coming out of his shell…
June 11, 2011 at 01:17
willierednut says:
United will be shell shocked!

Unless it’s all a yolk?
June 11, 2011 at 01:17
WHAT ??? says:
twenty five million… its hardly chicken scratch is it?
June 11, 2011 at 01:20
smartalex says:
Is the blackburn chairman also a cockhead?
June 11, 2011 at 01:20
willierednut says:
I don’t know Smartalex, is Jones all he’s cracked up to be?

I just hope he doesn’t crack under pressure.

That would spell the egg for him.

On fire!!!!!!!!
June 11, 2011 at 01:21
GoatinaUnitedShirt says:
We have a free range what to white about today
June 11, 2011 at 01:21
WHAT ??? says:
Blackburn Rogan
June 11, 2011 at 01:22
willierednut says:
Zibbie is off sick, with som and ella.
June 11, 2011 at 01:24
willierednut says:
Just heard, it’s all a yolk.
June 11, 2011 at 01:25
smartalex says:
They must conseed defeet, no claws missed after we’ve run a fine-toothed comb through the contract.
June 11, 2011 at 01:29
WHAT ??? says:
damn it twenty five million isn’t a poultry figure!
make a compreHENsive offer you pick pocket!
June 11, 2011 at 01:30
smartalex says:
Getting embroiled in their fowl play runs against grain. A feather in the cap of anyone with enough pluck to tar-and-feather them.
June 11, 2011 at 01:30
willierednut says:
United have hatched a new plan for Jones.
June 11, 2011 at 01:32
WHAT ??? says:
bet they got in a flap once their lawyer opened his beak
June 11, 2011 at 01:33
Ryandunny says:
If anyone is up for re-living all Chicharito’s goals this season here my vid on him:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYinYOF-jaY
June 11, 2011 at 01:33
smartalex says:
Maybe they should stick to rounders?
June 11, 2011 at 01:33
xol says:
Lay off. They’re just going through cold turkey. SAF won’t fledge on the fee.
June 11, 2011 at 01:34
willierednut says:
Venkys are sponsoring Ian Poultry.
June 11, 2011 at 01:34
WHAT ??? says:
Lol I bet the owner really wanted to ring somebodies neck when he found out
June 11, 2011 at 01:36
smartalex says:
On a wing and a prayer thigh will be done.
June 11, 2011 at 01:36
willierednut says:
Big Sam told Fergie, Phil Jones is a good egg.

He won’t turn Yellow, if the going gets stuffed.
June 11, 2011 at 01:37
WHAT ??? says:
seriously, I bet a load of chickens got their necks snapped tonight, one after another in a fit of rage, feathers everywhere
June 11, 2011 at 01:37
xol says:
I can’t find a decent sauce on this
June 11, 2011 at 01:38
Zibbie says:
You guy’s crack me up.
June 11, 2011 at 01:38
WHAT ??? says:
he tied to curry our favour to eggstort us.
June 11, 2011 at 01:38
willierednut says:
Phil Jones is a hard boiled character. He won’t crack under duress.
June 11, 2011 at 01:40
Zibbie says:
I find myself scrambling for a new pun.
June 11, 2011 at 01:40
WHAT ??? says:
Blackburn Rovers, professional Feeder club.
June 11, 2011 at 01:41
Zibbie says:
I like Ketchup on my eggs.
June 11, 2011 at 01:42
willierednut says:
This has scrambled my senses.
June 11, 2011 at 01:43
willierednut says:
According to the papers, the transfer could be toast.
June 11, 2011 at 01:43
Zibbie says:
Bird. Bird. Bird. Birds the word.
June 11, 2011 at 01:44
WHAT ??? says:
@ Willierednut, I’ve over eggserted myself as well mate, its all going down to the chicken wire.
June 11, 2011 at 01:45
Zibbie says:
Time to go yoke off?
June 11, 2011 at 01:46
willierednut says:
WHAT??? – My eggs running over!
June 11, 2011 at 01:46
Zibbie says:
Choke the Chicken.
June 11, 2011 at 01:46
smartalex says:
They’re always after the gravy train, we must take stock.
June 11, 2011 at 01:47
Zibbie says:
Egg Beaters, an Egg substitute.
June 11, 2011 at 01:47
WHAT ??? says:
They wanted 16 million plus Diouf but Alex and skewered the deal
June 11, 2011 at 01:48
willierednut says:
It like walking on eggshells round here…
June 11, 2011 at 01:49
xol says:
SAF please sign Ininesta
June 11, 2011 at 01:49
WHAT ??? says:
Blackburn tried to turn up the heat on United.
June 11, 2011 at 01:49
smartalex says:
At least Charlie Adams would have come with his own Ian Holloway coop!
June 11, 2011 at 01:51
WHAT ??? says:
@ Willierednut – Eggsactly!
June 11, 2011 at 01:51
united.george says:
Philet Jones.

It is friday, have we signed anyone yet?
June 11, 2011 at 01:52
smartalex says:
We should’ve gone across the road.
June 11, 2011 at 01:52
willierednut says:
Stop egging me on.
June 11, 2011 at 01:52
Zibbie says:
That night she wore spurs, she was done with the cowgirl position and as she transferred herself over, easy , was the first word I said.
June 11, 2011 at 01:53
WHAT ??? says:
Every nights a Hen night in Blackburn.

Laters Reds! Im beat.
June 11, 2011 at 01:53
Zibbie says:
Every time a women bleeds, an egg dies.
June 11, 2011 at 01:54
willierednut says:
All you eggheads, salute!

Goodnight shell seekers.
June 11, 2011 at 01:55
Zibbie says:
JUNE 11, 2011 AT 1:49
xol says:
SAF please sign Ininesta

I don’t get it?
June 11, 2011 at 01:56
WHAT ??? says:
they tried to play Alex like a duck but we wasn’t having naan of it.
June 11, 2011 at 01:56
Zibbie says:
Nite willie
June 11, 2011 at 01:56
smartalex says:
All of Kings curses and King Eric’s vent will soon put the numpty’s together again.
June 11, 2011 at 01:57
Zibbie says:
Pato pato man, i wanna be a pato man.
June 11, 2011 at 01:57
WHAT ??? says:
right thats it im off Lol

You gotta get up early in the morning to catch United on a technicality, flipping idiots.
June 11, 2011 at 01:59
Zibbie says:
Let all do the Humpty dump.
June 11, 2011 at 01:59
smartalex says:
You got a chick waiting in your bed? Check for the Pea under the mattress!
June 11, 2011 at 02:00
Zibbie says:
Movie time BBL
June 11, 2011 at 02:12
smartalex says:
We had a good run, now we’re all pooped.
June 11, 2011 at 02:23
Manchuchu says:
Do Kolkata Fried Cockheads know a flocking thing about football management? Who’s egging them on?they’re pretty cracked and it’s clear their all scrambled and just winging it. They wanna poach our bid by trying to let the feathers fly while coddled by their avert allergy of razorblades? What a coop of bird brained poppadummys.
June 11, 2011 at 03:15
Ash says:
WTF.Whenever Its our time to buy players the other team delays the deal.Whether it be for carrick or berba or rooney or ando or now for jones.Hell we never stall the deal while selling our players.
I hate to say this but we always get screwed in the transfer market.Imagine if we had put a bid on nuru sahin then they would have asked 20 millions but it was real madrid they sold for mere 8 millions.
Really it is getting irritating now.I will say give those chickens 14 millions + diouf.
June 11, 2011 at 03:25
Zibbie says:
I’m ba ba ba Baaaaach. Henry and Rooney playing for the Red Bulls, John Rooney that is.
June 11, 2011 at 03:35
slim says:
poop poop shitty is full of poop
June 11, 2011 at 04:19
CedarsDevil says:
Willie , smartalex & others

Just pissed my self early in the morning reading all those chicken puns…… Brilliant
June 11, 2011 at 06:08
CedarsDevil says:
Rai

How are you my friend? Thanks for the mention buddy and I hope the pregnancy is going well…. When is the baby due?
June 11, 2011 at 06:36
Kings says:
They probably think we are poaching him. Anyone called that?
June 11, 2011 at 06:38
Kings says:
I think Phil Jones mind was made up to leave after the 7-1 beating we gave them at Old Trafford. I heard the chairman came into the dressing room at full-time with a bag of giblets and started throwing them at the players, instead of cups and saucers.
June 11, 2011 at 06:42
CedarsDevil says:
Kings

I believe someone has already buddy! Now for serious business, we need a new manager, Sir Alex has lost the plot, get someone like Curbishley in…. Sign De Rossi and Nasri, sell Berba and Hernandez, its the only way to conquer and beat Barca….

Morning all true REDS
June 11, 2011 at 06:44
Kings says:
Sorry Willie, I see you made a poached comment. My apologies.
June 11, 2011 at 06:51
Kings says:
CedarsDevil – Hello mate. Absolutely. Shit club, shit manager, needs major surgery. Totally agree about immaculate hair cut Curbishley, hopefully he can persuade the likes of Carl Leaburn and Steve Gritt to sign. Definitely get in Nasri and De Rossi – need some expert input on asking prices and personal terms on these two before deciding whether or not to sanction the deals. Pull off these deals and we are nailed on certs to not only compete with, but beat Barca hands down as well. Stuff the Premiership, we should put all our eggs (see got that one in to keep up with the latest theme!)into one basket and focus on Barcelona every season going forward.
June 11, 2011 at 07:05
CedarsDevil says:
Kings

Hahahaha, I lost count on the amount of times I read that last post of yours! Fucking brilliant!

‘Immaculate hair cut Curbishley’ That had me in tears!

And yes, you did finally get one in with them eggs in a basket!
June 11, 2011 at 07:11
ancha says:
good morning Cedars, Kings

looks like you two started of the weekend with some fire, cheers , atleast you are able to see the funny side of the transfer shit we are witnessing over here

for change I would love to see if everyone(along with me) just take some kind of drugs and doze off till the start of next season
June 11, 2011 at 07:16
CedarsDevil says:
Morning ancha my friend….

I have a ‘special nurse’ that can inject you with stuff you never believed existed buddy…. Just let me know
June 11, 2011 at 07:27
ancha says:
Cedars

thanks for the offer buddy but I would prefer to have Hayley instead of the special nurse :8
June 11, 2011 at 07:30
CedarsDevil says:
ancha

Not too sure MG will be pleased with that! haha
June 11, 2011 at 07:31
ancha says:
June 11, 2011 at 07:38
ancha says:
cedars

MG is always triffic , he would definitely sanction a loan move
June 11, 2011 at 07:52
prasan_UTDfan4life says:
Morning all fellow Reds

Seeing all this transfer shit, I’ve got an idea to hammer the Divelonians!

Didier Deschamps said, we lack “fantasy”..so let’s sign Imogen Thomas & Jenny Thompson to bring back that fantasy back in our team

Let’s replace a “shit” manager in Sir Alex Ferguson to the “visionary” Mike Summerbee

Let’s sign David Ngog to rip Divelona apart with his immaculate finishing

Let’s have Alan Hansen as our reserve team coach as he loves our “kids” so much..He can surely kick shit ones like Tunnicliffe, Pogba, Morrison, Will Keane, Tom Thorpe and others out of our setup as they are absolutely shit and you never win anything with kids, especially shit ones like Tunni & co.

And, let’s sign Hurelho Gomes to replace VDS and Harry Redknapp as our communications director so that our policy of transfer secrecy be maintained!

With the above setup, we’ll surely rip Divelona apart 2 times next season and once that is done, who cares about the 20th league title, FA cup and Champions league!!!

And, just to wrap it all up, after seeing people wanting some cunts, slagging off our own “cows”, and questioning the great Sir Alex who knows nothing about developing & signing players, we now clearly know that “Silly Season” is well and truly underway with glory hunting at its premium best.

And, also on deadline day ..lets sign David Bernstein so that all those “accurate” claims about FA helping us and ref’s favoring us can be proven correct! Ohh..I so love this silly season…when the “shittiest” club on earth is not playing!
June 11, 2011 at 07:55
CedarsDevil says:
March 21st 1984… Was a wet and cold evening in Manchester, no big surprise there really. I had the shirt on, a jacket and of course the red, white and black scarf on. As I was about to leave the house my mother has a fit and orders me to fix the door knob, which had broken the night before. I duly oblige but that meant I missed the train I wanted to catch….. After finally leaving the house I arrive to Old Trafford way too late, meaning that by preferred destination at the Stretty was already full. So I had to settle for a place at was is now known as the North stand…. I make my entrance, its bloody freezing yet my scarf is doing a good job at keeping me warm……The teams walk out to the pitch, the noise is deafening, I am yards away from one of the greatest players of all time named Maradona…. An old lady (Well I was in my 20′s so she seemed old at the time, must have been in her 50′s ) starts singing and goes mental when Robbo appears…. You see the North stand at the time had seats unlike the Stretty, but trust me, no one was sitting……..

Enter the fray captain marvel, everyone had us down and out yet he single handedly did the job, scoring 2 goals and then being carried my over joyed fans at the final whistle,…….

One of the best nights of my life,….. To Bryan Robson, I thank you and may you recover soon my friend…. To Manchester United, I thank you for giving me the best love affair that can ever exist
June 11, 2011 at 07:58
CedarsDevil says:
I apologize for the typos in my last post! Was too carried away!
June 11, 2011 at 08:01
LucasUTD says:
Zibbie says:

JUNE 11, 2011 AT 1:49
xol says:
SAF please sign Ininesta

I don’t get it?

Well, there’s a new player called Ininesta, who has both the defensive solidarity of Nesta and the passing and vision of Iniesta. Rumours are Liverpool are in for him.
June 11, 2011 at 08:26
dannysoya says:
Do Venkys think they are dealing with idiots? if you think he is worth 25 million pounds then you can keep him. Maybe Dalglish will pay that crazy amount of money for him. Fucking asswipe indians.
June 11, 2011 at 08:31
Robbinhood Savage says:
@cedarsdevil
wow that was really nostalgic. I envy you really. Watching Robson and Maradona live is a dream come true for any fan.
June 11, 2011 at 08:35
Robbinhood Savage says:
@dannysoya

those chicken heads are trying to figure out what ‘ buy-out clause’ actually mean. I think they probably need 25 million quids for expanding thier chicken business in Iraq, libya and sudan.
June 11, 2011 at 08:42
prasan_UTDfan4life says:
@ Cedars Devil

Mate..you are one lucky person to have witnessed that great night and our Captain Marvel Robbo..top top post my friend as always!! Reading posts of people like you, MG, Sir Giles Oakley and so many other fellow reds who love this wonderful club to death makes me feel so privileged to be a supporter of Manchester United. For me, every single moment spent at ROM is a learning in itself and every single moment spent on this great club from my life makes me feel close to heaven!
June 11, 2011 at 08:49
manc_sam says:
get a life son
June 11, 2011 at 09:03
dazbomber says:
I hope this transfer goes through or we could end up with egg on are face
June 11, 2011 at 09:12
jespermoses says:
IMO he’s been treated badly.I feel for the lad alot and just hope SAF can fit him in somewhere next season
June 11, 2011 at 09:27
sachu says:
good morning all true reds
@dazbomber
dont worry mate he wants to come here so we will get him
June 11, 2011 at 09:45
Balaji Sivaraman says:
Good Morning ROM!

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11095_6982440,00.html

Liverpool Cheif Comolli says that Henderson is just the start of Liverpool’s spending spree.

I would like to see how it ends – probably with Marlon Harewood I think.

Once more gentleman, all together now, Let’s all laugh at Liverpool.
June 11, 2011 at 09:52
sachu says:
@balaji
well good morning mate
apprarently they want silvestre
is it certain we will get jones
June 11, 2011 at 10:14
Saad says:
@Cedars

Just watched the highlights of the match on Youtube. Were you one of the lucky few to invade the pitch?
June 11, 2011 at 11:53
Kings says:
CedarsDevil – Fantastic post at 7.55 my friend. Two genuine greats of the game and you had the privilege of being there. Hats off to you buddy. Get well soon Robbo, we love you.
June 11, 2011 at 11:54
CedarsDevil says:
Saad

Sadly no! From where I was sat it was impossible…. As much as I wanted to though…..

Robbinhood Savage

I was lucky enough to watch Robbo every week my friend, a true honor it was….

prasan_UTDfan4life

Keep coming my friend, this is a place for true reds
June 11, 2011 at 12:00
CedarsDevil says:
Kings

Cheers mate
June 11, 2011 at 12:02
Jumping Jesus says:
If Venkys think they can get £25M for Phil Jones then good cluck to them…
June 11, 2011 at 12:17
smartalex says:
CedarsDevil Good day, and thank you for sharing, my friend! You might have felt a knob before the game (kidding!), but your good deed opened the door to a life filled with love and joy.

Hello Kings, how are you buddy? I enjoyed your piss-take at 6:51, brilliant!
June 11, 2011 at 12:17
Whiteside says:
We are too hard boiled to fall for this. They must think we’re chicken shits.
June 11, 2011 at 12:21
CedarsDevil says:
smartalex – I did hahahaha…. good day to you too my friend…. Maxine is on the Rooney thread, lets have some fun
June 11, 2011 at 12:38
Clint-IamYourPapii says:
I enjoyed reading this back – Could’ve Wet my pants at the number of Venky’s jokes.

Where the hell was i during this?
Reading MG’s essays in response to that Cum Stain in the other thread.

“Big Sam told Fergie, Phil Jones is a good egg. ”
June 11, 2011 at 13:03
smartalex says:
Phil was also at the Karaoke bar, singing Eggbert Humpastink’s classic:
“Please regrease me let me flow”
June 11, 2011 at 13:05
Whiteside says:
For I don’t l’ouef you anymore.
June 11, 2011 at 13:21
smartalex says:
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Venky: We missed one?
June 11, 2011 at 13:23
CedarsDevil says:
I have found a new love
June 11, 2011 at 13:24
smartalex says:
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Arnie: It vill be back!
June 11, 2011 at 13:25
Whiteside says:
How many chickens does it take to change a lightbulb?

Contractually, 16.5 million.
June 11, 2011 at 13:32
Whiteside says:
Who’s the new love Cedars – some hot chick?
June 11, 2011 at 13:35
smartalex says:
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Bill Gates: To purchase Chicken 2.01a, which will both cross roads and calculate the energy it used. There are bugs, yes, but if you uninstall Traffic 2.0 and Farmer 1.2 it will run. If it freezes at WhiteLine 2.0, we have a patch …
June 11, 2011 at 13:37
Whiteside says:
This new signing has put a spring chicken in my step.
June 11, 2011 at 13:40
CedarsDevil says:
Whiteside

LOL – No mate just adding lyrics to the Engelbert song! hahaha
June 11, 2011 at 13:44
Whiteside says:
Oh right nice one cedars! As long as you’re not tickling the eggs of some fowl old bird.
June 11, 2011 at 13:53
CedarsDevil says:
Whiteside

Hahahaha, nut cases the lot of you….. Bloody love this place
June 11, 2011 at 13:54
smartalex says:
If you wanna end doubt
You’ve gotta take it out
Chicaine
If you wanna get paid
or just get laid
Chicaine

We will fight,
for our bite,
It’s our right,
CHICAINE!

If your player is gone
And you wanna bolt-on
Chicaine
Don’t forget this fact
You can’t get him back
Chicaine

Hold the phone,
No more moans,
He’s our Jones,
CHICAINE!
June 11, 2011 at 13:58
Whiteside says:
Yeah me too mate – you can’t beak this place.
June 11, 2011 at 14:05
willierednut says:
What a pack of roasters!
June 11, 2011 at 14:06
Whiteside says:
Nice one smartalex, think Clapton wrote that back when he was in The (Farm) Yardbirds.
June 11, 2011 at 14:15
smartalex says:
Whiteside, I think it was when Eric was with Cream (of Chicken), broth(er)

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
James Cagney: It crossed twice. The dirty double-crosser.
June 11, 2011 at 14:26
Whiteside says:
U is on fire smartalex! Well, on the BBQ anyway.
June 11, 2011 at 15:00
Kings says:
smartalex – Hello my friend, I’m good thanks. How are you buddy? Glad you enjoyed that 6.51 post mate. Love your chicken jokes, brilliant! As our good pal Cedars says: ‘BOFA’
June 11, 2011 at 15:16
smartalex says:
I’m cock-o-the-hoop Kings, thanks!
June 11, 2011 at 15:29
Mayorrah says:
Berbatov is a prolific striker, he has a ball control??? He is going 2 put more goals in d net next season…, beware of berba
June 11, 2011 at 15:34
Mayorrah says:
Berba is a prolific striker…. He knows what 2 do with d ball…
June 11, 2011 at 15:52
smartalex says:
Q.What did the chick say when his mum laid an orange
A. Look what marmalade
June 11, 2011 at 16:25
smartalex says:
Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won’t stop to ask directions.
June 11, 2011 at 18:12
smartalex says:
Psychiatrist: “What’s your problem?”

Venky: “I think I’m a chicken.”

Psychiatrist: “How long has this been going on?”

Venky: “Ever since I was an egg!”

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