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PICTURE: Evra takes the mick out of Suarez

Luis Suarez is unlikely to play for the rest of the season after biting Branislav Ivanovic on Sunday. The horrible little runt, who punched someone in the face when representing his country earlier this month, has been charged by the FA for this latest disgraceful act. This is the second time in the past three years that Suarez has bitten an opponent and was banned for 7 games the last time he did it.

Last season Suarez was found guilty of racially abusing Evra after admitting that he called our defender a “negro” during an argument on the pitch. The next time the two players met Suarez refused to shake Evra’s hand.

During last night’s 20th title celebrations, somebody threw a pretend bitten off hand on to the pitch, which Evra duly picked up and pretended to eat it.




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17 Comments

  1. Tom says:

    Scousers trying to take the moral high ground with this and link it to the bombings in Boston; shameless cunts. Just think how many more of them would be unemployed if they didn’t have all those businesses selling black armbands?

  2. wabs says:

    biting is friendly in uraguay, its a cultural thing

  3. Dela says:

    This has gotten quite a lot of scousers in an uproar, claiming he is inciting Suarez.. two words… FUCK OFF.

    Suarez brought everything on himself. That happens when you use racist language during an argument with a player on the pitch, then deny it, then admit it, then deny it again. Then to say there will be a handshake, and then not bother. Then to go on and continue a list of violent acts on the pitch. And still, Liverpool stand by him.

    It’s really bad that the only way Liverpool can even get in the headlines now is if this clown does another stupid trick.

  4. The Left Bank says:

    This is what I call poetic justice! Hahahahah!

    Perfect riposte by Evra!!!

  5. MumbaiRed says:

    Uncalled for in my personal opinion…

  6. charles says:

    luis suarez should be banned for the rest of the season

  7. markynorbs says:

    Brilliant!! Nice one Pat!!

  8. jose m says:

    Are the scousers upset with Pat havin a laugh, or that United have lifted No. 20?
    In the end if the day, no-one cares about their racist, biting, diving, hand-balling, cheating little rat.
    I just hope Ivanovic has had his jabs. With so much time rolling round the ground God knows what suarez might hav. Ha ha ha ha ha.

  9. obiDred says:

    Nice one Pat!

  10. SirSyko says:

    well that’s what happens when you don’t shake Patrice Evra’s hand! LOL

  11. Joffrey Baratheon says:

    The Liverpool fans criticising this need to get a reality check. Football fans in general are amongst the most abusive, biast fans you will find in any sport all over the world and then they are quick to take the moral high ground on ‘armless’ incidents like this one. Someone chucked the arm on the field and Evra pretende to bite it. IT’S CALLED HAVING A FUCKING LAUGH! What did anyone expect him to do? Throw it back into the crows and wag his finger in a look of a disapproval? Anyone who supposedly found this offensive needs to get a fucking life.

  12. wayne says:

    fucking love Evra

  13. LoneStarRed says:

    Classic.

  14. alfREDo says:

    Wheres their famous scouse sense of humour now??

  15. lordrt says:

    In Uruguay they dont kiss, they bite :lol:

  16. lordrt says:

    Suarez must learn from Civelli:
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BIZnSv2CEAEOubQ.jpg

  17. uggy b says:

    I hear that Suarez will be required to wear a Hannibal Lecter mask on match days in the future.

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