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FUCKING DOUCHEBAG!!
Robbie Keane supports more teams…
drake is shit! listen to j cole instead scott
You can’t make this up
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2125570/Manchester-City-player-sorry-celebrating-United-win.html
Haha and here’s TomClevz23 posing with Drake. http://t.co/D15yclKs
Scott the Red doing his part to promote world peace and brotherly love……
….. during easter week no less
Cunt
Ya whatever, we need The Earl of Sandwich aka The Plumber aka Ankle Biter aka The Noise aka Jimmy James
hahaha he gets about the tosspot he’s worse than a wag http://yfrog.com/nwgcdijj
Canadas all about international love. Not shocked, as a star hes likely invited to many placed and dressed accordingly by whatever the club gives to him. Out of my friends (the ones we havnt converted to united fans) you could name every team from england/italy/with a touch of barca/real.
Its not like England, where if you live in an area you must support X team or be outcasted :p
I’ve been living and working in Dublin for the last 7 years.
I work with the general public.
Irish people are great but they love asking questions. And the first question they ask when they hear a none Irish accent is “where are you from?” A perfectly reasonable question but I get asked it 20 times a day. The next question is always ” Are you a blue or a red?” Now this is the part that pisses me off. At least 10 times a day I get told ” I thought people from Manchester support City”.
Where does this myth Come from?
When I was young there were always lots of City fans around but at least as many United fans. Now after 20 years of success Manchester must be 70% red surely.
Now the Irish are like the English when it comes to football. They support one team ( usually us or Liverpool ) for life and have watched English football all their lives.
My answer is to this question is always ” do you really think 2.6 million people all support a club that can’t fill it’s own ground.”
Any thoughts on where this myth comes from?
I agree with Strik3rr.
I like Drake and I don’t mind that he’s posing with players from various clubs. He’s a celebrity – what do you expect? He seems to appreciate the sport, but probably doesn’t have a particular club that he supports above all else.
Coming from North America myself, I can attest to what it’s like to not have a club around you to support, so that’s why I count myself lucky to have been introduced to United through my youth coach in mid-90s. Most of us out here are sort of lost when it comes to supporting clubs because we don’t have geographic or family ties, so while it’s not ideal, a lot of us just follow the game as a neutral observer because we enjoy the sport or are just getting into.
Cedars – Aka fireball Jimmy James? ;0
Over here sports apparel is fashion and not so much team loyalty for some. So pop culture figures (especially music) will wear anything.
I have talked to Stateside and others on this before, some prof that Zibbie knows winning!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2125422/Wayne-Rooney-intellectual-heavyweight-Study-finds-footballers-cleverer-think.html
what a bumlord groupie titwank
Who is Drake?
just some bumlord groupie titwank Mike
Plastic..Pure one.
by the way,
today its 3 years since a 17 year old scored a title winning goal
Its talked in the UNITED folklore and will be in the decades to come..
Kiko The Kid..that was one fucking goal..who else the provider u think was?
ever green Sir Ryan Giggs..
Evening reds
although hes good enough to visit some serious burns unit for the photo 3rd from left so good on him the bumlord groupie titwank
Willie
Ya Fire Ball as well!
Mike – No fucking clue, but this thread has the makings for a proper piss take, we need us The Earl on the scene
Wingo
Is he a famous bumlord groupie titwank or a wannabe famous bumlord groupie titwank? Never heard of him?
Drake the Snake!
dunno im just going on what i see
But cheese replaces butter for some RoMer’s
Good read on Evra,
sorry if posted earlier,
http://www.stretford-end.com/2012/04/reality-check-evras-form-and-future/
Drake a male Duck?
i’ll bet he’s googling himself constantly
quack
Snake Pliskin, you have 24 hours to get the president.
Drake is a quack.
How do you confuse an idiot? Put him in a round room and ask him to sit in the corner
Some great threads as of late, I have been busy with life. It was a great read back and I still have some more to read.
5 points up with 7 to play.
Bob Hauk: I told you I wasn’t a fool, Plissken.
Snake Plissken: Call me Snake.
Bob Hauk: We’d make one hell of a team, Snake!
Snake Plissken: The name’s Plissken!
Cedars
Put two stars over their crest and ask them why they are there!
Doesn’t look much like Sir Francis Drake. Who the fuck is he?
Shitty can have him, they’ll share something in common. No One knows who they are either.
Evening Rear Gunners.
I hope people look at the link I posted. 3D intelligence. I have talked from a personal understanding of this and now clinical test confirm. 2% of the population! You can have all the physical tools and be good, to be great you have to be smart as well.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2125422/Wayne-Rooney-intellectual-heavyweight-Study-finds-footballers-cleverer-think.html
Hello Cedars and Zibster!!
James Rooney is smart!!!! hahaha
I knew if we called for him The Earl would appear!
Mike
Ha ha ha
From Iowa to India a big fucking HELLO 1878!
U-N-I-T-E-D
United are the team for me
With A knick knack paddy whack give adog a bone
Why dont City f*ck off home
Hiya Sandy
Drake
He live in parallel universe no?
Tree as always good to se you and all of RoM!!!
MAN UTD CAN BE 8 FUCKING POINTS UP BEFORE SHITY KICKS OFF!!!!
Sandeep
Because they haven’t got one, it belongs to the council the gypo pricks. How ya doing pal.
Curiosity Killed the cat but I just had to google him. I did the same with shitty and got the same result.
LOOSERS.
Zibster
ROONEY ROONEY ROONEY.
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I like Sandy, do you 1878? hehe Sandy!
His name’s Patrick Vieira, he hasn’t got a clue -
He used to be successful, then he came a blue!
They’re throwing away the title,
but he says they’re not to blame -
Cos the refs love United … oh what a f*ckin shame!
Mike Summerbee reckons that by the time we go to shitlands we will only be 2 points ahead! haha
My Dick
Always good to see you too my friend
wow he has some 175 goals now 5 behind Best?
Sandy could I request some stats please, and all time list of goals for Man Utd stuff like that!?
Mike,
I m doing good pal, thanks, hope you are well..
waiting for the game makes me frustrated..hope the Sunday comes soon..
Zibster,
I like Sandy too
Cedars,
what up my friend?
got any fishing tips from the Legendary Zibster?
The game will come early morning for us in the US on Sunday.
Cool hello Sandy!
Specially for James & Zibbie
http://www.manutd.com/en/News-And-Features/Football-News/2012/Apr/wayne-rooney-eyes-top-four-finish-in-goalscoring-charts.aspx
James,
evening buddy..hope you are well…Cedars give us a wave!!!
Zibster,
sure mate, i will post you the list here,
but to start with,
Its your Rooney who is the all time highest PL scorer for us!!!
Ah to fish the the sea of the Bible how cool would that be. Tree gets it, not so much the fishing as who you fish with.
Thanks tree Viollet a man I know very little of. I must Google him.
All time top scorer in League games for MANCHESTER UNITED
1. Sir Bobby – 199 goals in 606 games.
2. Jack Rowley – 182 goals in 309 games.
3. Dennis Law – 171 goals in 309 games.
4. Dennis Voillet – 159 goals in 259 games.
5. George best – 137 goals in 361 games.
6. Joe Spence – 158 goals in 481 games.
7. Wayne Rooney – 123 goals in 244 games.
8. Sparky – 120 Goals in 345 games.
9. Ryan Giggsy – 112 goals in 634 games.
10. Scholesy – 104 goals in 477 games.
All time top PL goal scoreres
1. Alan Shearer – 260.
2. Andy Cole – 187,
3. Henry – 176.
4. Folwer – 163.
5. Les Ferdinand – 149.
6. Owen – 149.
All time leading UNITED goal scorers (all competitions),
L- League
FA – FA cup
LC – League cup
E – Europe
Bobby Charlton 247 L199, FA19, LC7,E22
Denis Law 236 L171, FA34, LC3, E28
Jack Rowley 208 L182, FA26
Dennis Viollet 178 L159, FA5,LC1, E13
George Best 178 L137, FA21, LC9, E11
Joe Spence 168 L158, FA10
Mark Hughes 163 L120, FA18, LC16, E9
Stan Pearson 149 L128, FA11
David Herd 144 L114, FA15, LC1, E14
+Ryan Giggs 127 L90, FA9, LC6, E22
+Paul Scholes 123 L86, FA9, LC8, E20
+Ruud van Nistelrooy 120 L71, FA12, LC1, E36
Tommy Taylor 128 L112, FA5, E11
Brian McClair 126 L88, FA14, LC19, E5
Andy Cole 121 L93, FA9, E19
+Ole Gunnar Solskjaer 115 L84, FA6, LC6, E9
Alex Turnbull 100 L90, FA10
Just found out that Brucey has scored 36 goals and Dennis Irwin 19, highest by UNITED CB and Full back, the record stands still..
@ Zibbie I read the piece on intelligence. It harkens back to the old saying used by Southerners and country folk here in the US. “Just because I talk slow doesn’t mean I think slow.”
Practical intelligence as opposed to book smarts. Another example is the accomplished criminal (not Ravel Morrison
). A kid on the streets hustling drugs is often a product of a rigorous “education in the school of hard knocks”. Rapid decision making, situational awareness, mathematical proficiency and interpersonal discernment are crucial to his survival.
Zibbie
Dennis Viollett is my girlfriends uncle, god rest his soul. His sister was round my gaff this afternoon. Died before I got to meet him but a true legend in football and life.
Thanks Sandy!
LSR nice, I remember the first time an old timer said that to me.
“Just because I talk slow doesn’t mean I think slow.” so spot on.
Mike how fucking cool, I’m Goggling now.
Denis Irwin scored plenty of wonderful freekicks, and his penalties were unerring too! Before Giggs matured and Becks later came along, Irwin was almost always first choice for freekicks and penalties.
LoneStarRed, – LSR
Howdy pal..
Good saying that..
Heard Mario the cunt crashed his car…
Fuck drake!
Antonio Valencia is the fastest Player with the Ball.
In the Blackburn vs United game, Valencia set a new record becoming the fastest Player in the World to run with the Ball, his record was 35.km/h thus becoming faster than Real Madrid’s Cristiano Ronaldo who was 33.6km/h then came Arsenal’s Winger Theo Walcott with a time of 32.7km/h.
The beast has ticked at least one factor of Ronaldo now
All I have to say is:
Are we there yet?
Not quite! Come on United!
James
I’ve got IDateAsia.com
4 Chinese chicks posing
Sandeep.
Seems to back up what was told to me yesterday.Friend of mine said Germany had both the V1 and V2 but United had the V3 rocket.
MG
This Blog is worse than Channel 4 for adverts. I’ve got the National Trust ‘Bring your own sea monsters’
and Unite the UK’s best choice of student flats.
Sandy Evening mate.
We have a Monkey as well but where’s Pigsy?
I don’t know whats worse. Watching Sri Lanka England 2nd Test and a woman was in the crowd who shouldn’t really be wearing a Bikini. You could still see the harpoon marks from a near miss by a Japanese Whaler. OR a Bloke in a Leeds scarf. Hmmmm
MG,
TonyBee the cross functional expert will be at ur services if you need any..
and have it protected mate
James
It seems mate the adverts are fusing to your intellectual side today
As for me well I’m having a Chinese takeaway aren’t I?
Evening James
Mancdub 17:06- love the post
Sandeep
I’ve never to worry about that mate I have only one Watson and he’s got my back always
Sandeep Famous lists mate. Cheers.
Re Fastest wingers. 35km/h is serious fast. Lots of managers have got TonyV on their best wing list and all LBs rate him as being near on imposible to contain for 90minutes. A gem and that’s a fact.
Xavi : “Toughest defenders I’ve ever faced are Maldini, Nesta and Vidic. ”
Parryheid,
Indeed we have the V3…
for a change, its good to see our wingers trying to score more this season..thats how it should be..
James,
I can understand mate, but go with the lad in a leeds scarf
..Cedars will vouch for this 
@mancdub
It’s one of many blue lies.
They are SO DELUDED and in DENIAL. They stick together through lies.
When asked why so many fans were dressed up as blue seats in european games they blame all the matches and the cost of them. When confronted that it cost them fuck all and that kids could get there for £5 they just grunt.
The Uni made a count in 2002, stating that there were more red seasonticket holders in Manchester than blue. When stating this on the MEN site they ignore it or make up some other mad story.
And, they actually believe that people living in London and Ireland can travel to matces at 20.00 weekdays and still go back and go to work at 07.00 the next day…
Well according to bitters, OT is filled up with 30.000 asian tourists. 5000 from Scandinavia 20.000 from London and the rest is from Sheffield and greater Manchester…
MG
good of you mate
but beware of the chairman Mao’s girls
FlethTHEMAN,
cheers pal, and as we all know, the best of the beast is yet to come, may be coming couple of season we would see Tony V firing on all cylinders..
and indeed he is a gem!!
The team that wouldn’t die
well said buddy,
delusional fans are the epitome of Citeh and the fuckers question the loyalty and the support of the best club fans in the world?
idiots…
Sandeep
I believe you maybe on to something about those girls
Just watched The Green Hornet (ya ya ya I am behind the times) I thought the comedy in it was really funny as fuck….
Evening fuck faces
Na mate i m on to any of those gals
Just recalled the famous Mind Your Language sitcom where a Chinese girl always talks about Chairman Mao
Cedars!
That movie put me to sleep!
Of course Cedars no denying you’d find something I couldn’t
Sandeep
Chinese takeaway is the new Fish and Chips
fuck faces ….charming !!
Sandeep, there are some oddities on your lists. Ruud has 95 EPL, 38 CL and a total of 150 by my count.
Here is a version of the list from About Man Utd.com
………………………League….FA…LC….CL..other…….total
Bobby Charlton…..199…….19……7….10….14……….249
Denis Law………….171…….34……3….14….15……….237
Jack Rowley………182…….26……-……-……..3……….211
Dennis Viollet…….159………5……1…..13……1………179
George Best ……..137…….21……9…….9……3………179
Wayne Rooney….123…….14…….4……27….4………172
Wayne has already good an impressive # of CL goals, but has 10 to go to equal Ruud vN 38 in a red shirt.
Wayne could pass Georgie best in league goals early next season.
I like going out with Chinese girls.
They always say there is something long with me.
Watson
Oriental star
Don’t get me on shitty fans.
Swailes out, Foward with Franny, Lee out. hounded a poor man to his grave in Peter Swailes.
They call us glory hunters yet we had our huge international fanbase in the 70s and 80s when the scousers were top dog and Utd won three FA cups.
They’re so fucking bitter they put Lemons to shame.
So deluded and insistant that they are a MASSIVE club yet the majority their fans come from one area, an area that has more Utd fans.
Horrible Vile bitter Twisted Posnan Prcks and Hipocrytes the lot of them.
The sooner mon SOUR pisses off the better.
Oh yes and their club badge proudly shows off 3 massive stars and says superior in Battle in Latin. What fucking battle is or was that, The Cod Wars?
Fletch
I would be interesting to see the goals per game ratio in Europe because prior to the CL there were no group stages, it was knock out over two legs from the start therefore far less games
I took an Oriental girl out on a date around Chinatown last night.
Fuck knows if it was the same one I brought home though.
James
Rant away James give them Hell!
Ah I stand corrected. It was the Battle of wastelands when 20,000 loyal fans were beaten back by empty blue plastic seats.
James
Safe to assume you do not like city fans and their club?
Mr Bee
Watson
On top of his game
Cedars
What gave you that Idea?
I think Cedars has a point
Lads, this website has an accurate chart of our scorers:
http://www.stretfordend.co.uk/goalscorers/overall.html
Rooney is on 175.
James
Not sure, guess I am good at deciphering!!
James21. Stockport is blue us it not:-)
My favourite today is a city fan claiming we bombed out of the champions league because we were focused on keeping pace with them . Narcisstic delusions
James. Epic rant lad… Epic.
Doubt they fish though…..
Heard it admitted that the stars were purely ornamental.
Okay RED Machine MG TM
Time to go had a tough day in school
See you all tomorrow United
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Take care MG
redbilly
No it isn’t.
Thats shitty fans all over. They’ve speant years talking about Utd watching our results over their own club and they are deluded enough to think Utd and SAF intended to crash out of the Champs League because of them.
Fletch
Probably fight for Fish Fingers in that big ASDA ouside wastelands. Maybe those 3 stars are in honour of Utds 3 European Cups
Just realized there is football on tonight! ha ha Watching all 5 minutes of the Bilbao match!
Cedars, not sure what you are on about the goals per match. Tell me specifically who you want compared and I will think about it. But
Charltons g/m was about .33
Both Rooney .51 and Ruud .68 are much better. Can really separate the numbers between group stages and finals easily.
But for all CL games Charlton .36 Rooney .4 and Ruud .81.
Ruud was a beast.
Off to dream about the demise of shitty. Night Reds. 20 believe.
Five Spanish teams out of the eight semi finalists in the European tourneys. Let the la liga wanking begin! :S
Shame for Mame Diouf! He’s still United’s top scorer in Europe this season though.
Drake Drake Drake…. absolutely no interest. I probably couldn’t count the amount of times he’s been name dropped on Twitter by Rio Ferdinand and Tom Cleverely.
I use Twitter and follow a LONG list of people and I hate to admit I’ve thought about stopping following Rio as his tweets are seriously boring (as is his Android app) but I think the reason I leave him on there is because you might actually hear a reaction to a game after it.
Otherwise, all he’s ever doing is playing music critic (telling us what the song of the day/month is etc.), talking about what he’s having to eat in an overly enthusiastic way (egg white omelette, filled me UP!! OOOoooommmpppfff!!!), telling us when he’s going to sleep and when he’s getting up, wasting his time on Piers Morgan, educating us about his kids’ schedule/interests, name dropping, retweeting people who have praised him, trying to show an interest in American sports, and so forth.
To me, it seems that Rio is understanding that he has a few years left him in and he sees the social media route as a way to guarantee some kind of a career in the limelight once he’s finished. He likes the celeb game, I think his dream is to judge some kind of music / singing contest at this point.
But ye, I wasn’t expecting literary masterpieces on Twitter of course, but there’s only so many times you can hear how amazing Drake is before you start to roll your eyes and question why the hell he felt he had to share it with the world AGAIN.
FlethTHEMAN..
yes buddy there may be some difference..
I usually check football 365, 4-4-2, euro stats, opta etc etc..
but the link provided by Costas is good, and the link gets updated often,
so yeah there may be + or – 5..
its better we refer our official one…
does ROM have a stats block? if not we can get loaded on as we have plenty of people here to offer the content to STR, not that he cant get, but still..
off to bed pals,
first thing tomorrow..
good night
good night ROM.
UNITED – 20 – come hell or high water!!
Who the fuck is Drake? Apart from being an idiotic cunt. God I hate pricks like this with more sides than a dice. Mug. Plastic twat.
Eric- more sides than a dice . Priceless. Why should we be interested in this cunt?.
I have a question. If from the Villa game the away fans are going in North Stand Tier three where the fuck are those currently in that stand being located to? The present away end. In the corner? Seems a bit off to me. People pay a large amount for that tier and will they be shunted into a corner? For all I know I am in the tier below so I am assuming the tier above me is even occupied!
RedBilly. Cheers mate!
Ah, it’s just for one game KE! It’s a test drive for the singing section. From what I hear, it might become a permanent fixture next season.
If I was in Tier 1 or 2 I’d be more worried about having away fans sitting above me. And we know the scousers are famous for pissing during their games.
Am I the only one who thinks “Who the fuck is Drake?”?
Costas. Oh cheers mate. Always rely on you. Thank you. I am in tier two but fortunately under a big fuck off Cantilever roof.
Who the fuck is Drake? Some wanker trash wannabe entertainer from America Jr. up north no doubt…
I appreciate that Owen Coyle has had the Muamba thing to deal with but call me a heartless bastard but why the fuck has he won manager of the month? Fergie with fourth straight wins yet fuck all. Joke.
Oh and I see Sunderland have been charged for failing to keep their players under control at the council house. What? How about that obese cunt Toure or long nose Dzeko who were kicking off. Piss take.
@ Sandeep Excellent attempt.
To do it right it’s just “Howdy” with nothing after it , pronounced “Haahdee” or “Howdee” NOT haydee. It takes some practice
.
@King Eric
No problem. I remember Scott making a thread about it a while back. The singing section is a noble idea. And there’s a good chance that away fans’ noise won’t be so loud when they are up there in Tier 3. At the same time, it might force some of those fans who sat there to move elsewhere and that’s not pleasant. At least the club is trying to do something about the noise problem at OT.
I didn’t know Coyle won manager of the month. Of course no one wants to be insensitive in moments like this. I am pleased as fuck about the fact that Muamba might leave the hopsital next week. But like you, I don’t know if I’d give Coyle that award. But it’s ok. Fergie has won plenty already and might win another one before the season is over.
Applause to sir DELA, the only man to know what a person really is like from their Twitter page on the internet.
The purpose of Twitter is to obviously share your own thoughts and your thoughts only, he can’t be that boring if he has more than 2million followers surely?.
Don’t know who Drake is some plastic cunt lots of them around in this day and age.Don’t see why that lad on the City youth team had to apologize everyone knows no player on their books gives a fuck about the club
Seems to me that’s City’s main problem and why always going to have problems especially when the fair rules come in
Everyone playing for City are playing the Arab for a mug just can’t turn a pig into a princess
Let’s face it Roman has tried and had moderate success but still loses millions a year and hasn’t had the desired outcome of turning Rent boys into a world brand and now will have to spend a small fortune to re build otherwise Chelsea will become irreverent again,see City exactly the same way
Hey guys. Have you seen the article that Garry Neville wrote in daily mail. What an awesome read. I knew he is doing a great job, but all of the shity pundits and journos should learn from him.
I hate Drake, he’s a fake and you can tell as a person he’s a snake.
Calls himself a rapper, but sings a whole lot.
Calls himself the best, while being outshined by the guy featuring with him.
Says he’s from the hood and knows thugs………Bitch is from Canada, Middle Class Jew, quarter Black portrays himself as a black man.
Says he’s a hardcore partier, he’s hosted the most Bar Mitzvah’s recorded in 2011.
Says he’s a “baller”, never had a clean shave, never wears a suit and hires out a lot of cars.
Says he gets a lot of girls, while crying on the same song how some bitch left him.
Acts like a right hard bastard, whilst releasing an album about the feminist movement, encouraging women to be free and that “he’s so proud of them” and calls the disc “Take Care”.
This motherfucker actually believes he’s been through more shit than 2Pac or B.I.G and who gave him the balls to say “would they survive in this Era?” When they clearly died in theirs because it was so bad.
King Eric + Costas
Some managers have won it for the bare minimum or lesser before Owen Coyle.
For example, Arsene Wenger won it in February for winning 3 in the league and 1 Draw, but it didn’t consider they got knocked out of the Champions League by Milan 4-0 and FA Cup elimination losing 2-0 to Sunderland while finishing trophy-less for the 7th year. Non-sense award In my opinion, should consider everything to do with domestic games in England.
I think Owen Coyle deserves it just based on the reaction he had to Muamba’s cardiac arrest. He was caring, at bedside, stayed behind in London, spoke with the doctors,media and family and did his duty to Muamba as his manager, colleague and friend, then after all that, went back to Bolton galvanised the players to win crucial games back to back in the league against Blackburn & Wolves & gained 6 points. Oh and they beat QPR before the Muamba incident so that 9 points out of 9 which is impressive in this league this year.
Yes SAF has recorded more wins (4), but I think what’s respectable about awarding it to Owen Coyle is that he’s been fantastic on and off the pitch and deserves some sort of recognition for being a good guy and it must have been an incredible strain on the fella with relegation looming over his head, an ill player, an upset squad, an off form team, replaying a traumatic game and not so long ago I remember he was being questioned by Bolton fans for their league position. I think he deserves it.
Completely embarrassed this retard comes from the same city i live in….he sucks at rapping but he is good at sucking unhealthy amounts of pounding blood-sausage, so i am not completely surprised he’d hang out with biboteli but…
he’s a football fan, so what? i’m a united fan but i’d take pictures with other EPL players given the chance.
Good morning fellow reds and a happy Easter to you (if that’s your thing!).
Just read this on the BBC Gossip column………
“Sam Jones, a Manchester City youth team player, has been censored by the club for tweeting pro-Manchester United messages during the Red Devils’ defeat of Blackburn on Monday, including: “Yeahhhhhhhhhhhh United United United” and “Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what a goal!!!!!”
Just goes to show……….. everyone loves United :_)
Then I notice someone already posted this much earlier, doh.
That’ll teach me to……..
1) Start from the top regardless of hold old the topic is
2) Don’t trust the BBC to be on the ball
Knew I should have stayed in bed.
* regardless of how old the topic is…….
Fuck it, I’m going back to bed!
@orrez
I completely agree, you learn something when G.Nev is on Sky Sports, him and Graeme Souness are streaks above the rest in terms of punditry.
Garys columns are just genius also, what a man!
Just watched the Blackburn game over and after reports from friends I can confirm its true Giggs12 was on tv going mental after both goals. Old school goonage what a fucking night…..
United united united
http://www.grantland.com/blog/the-triangle/post/_/id/22795/game-of-thrones-to-english-premier-league-converter
There will not be one guy/ girl on the entire blog not laughing his/her head off at this
@Cedars – you will love it, especially if you read till the end
Couldn’t agree more Souness an G. Nev are way above the rest, loved his comment about Yakubu having a backside the size of a bus!
@samuel – united WE stand — Okay… didn’t realise he was your boyfriend. When exactly did I say I knew everything about him from his Twitter page? I said the guy puts up boring / ridiculous tweets. Let’s see what his latest was shall we???
http://twitter.com/#!/rioferdy5/status/188173028713181184
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“Anyone else ever passed wind(farted) got a whiff of it and pulled a face in disgust at the smell you produced??! I just dazed myself! Errrgh”
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Apparently I’m not allowed to be critical of that
And BTW, Rio has 2 million followers because he’s been more vocal on Twitter is because of Manchester United. Look at Rooney, he’s been on there for a lesser period of time, barely really says much and he has nearly 3.8 million followers. Rio Ferdinand has been a top class servant of Manchester United, and I’m a huge fan of his in terms of his ability and what he brings to the club, that doesn’t mean I have to like the smell of his shit mate
Sorry if it is a repost
Willie, Costas
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2125795/Manchester-Uniteds-master-plan-beating-Barcelona.html
who the fuck is this ugly fucking twat drak? looks like a cock with the prick that got left out of the asylum fucking Mario dumbatelli. Fucking Apple head cockacini doesnt even want anything to do with the fucking fool its priceless the shit he is saying cracking fucking up is being nice to the wispy headed basterd
dumbatelli is even fighting his “brother” weird ears yaya fat arse whoreaaa and that fact they need to come out and deny it makes its fucking 100 per cent true! with that little fart silva off form they are fucked, they need to dig up a fat troll thats been living under a golf course in argentina for 3 fucking months….woof wooof kettle neck here boy…come get your money boy…..
‘What’s twitter lark all about then? And who are the Beatles…?
Morning.
Clint. Hello pal. Oh I know exactly what you are saying and Coyle is a class act and handled it superbly. Maybe I appear heartless but I thought it was just based on Prem results. Having read what you said though yes fair play.
Deano. Morning pal. Are you on tv. Have looked out for loads of people but can’t make anyone out. Will have a better look and keep an eye for you mate.
Collyhurst Red. Morning pal. Ha. I do it myself all the time. I need to type summat then I read through all the post afterwards and end up typing six different posts. Too impatient at times and if I don’t get it down I forget.
Inclined to agree with Dela. Some folk are quite happy to hear what they are up to on twatter. Personally I couldn’t give a fuck.
@King Eric — That’s all I’m saying
I follow Rio for one thing, if he mentions anything about United etc. but since I use Trillian I get loads of his tweets right on my Desktop when I’m working, and hearing about how bad his farts smell before 9am is not fun 
Wish I had taken the chance to slot Cunty when I saw him outside that fag lime bar earlier this season but to be fair he was much bigger than me. Anyway once again on his phone in show he said the exact words “for me City have the best squad“. Wish I could have a fiver for every week you said that you fat cunt. He makes out City have thrown it away but in reality the big red United machine have hunted them down like a pack of wolves. To be fair though he did say fergie is the greatest manager in his lifetime. That’s coming from a Mourinho bumboy.
I hate this notion we need to copy Barca. Fuck off. We are manm united. We do it our way and we will have those bastards in due course.
Hope Swansea turn that arrogant cunt Pardews side over this aft. I hate him. Having said that a bar code win sees them leap frog the Rentboys.
Dela
Hows it going mate, I would disagree on Rio I don’t follow Twitter at all but Rio is a legend. He does so much more than just being a footballer.
But moving away from that I think someone spiked my pint on Monday with viagra as I still have a semi. Valencia is fucking brilliant.
I also
I also am going to take a moment to bask in my red tinted glasses.
Before city slipped I kept banging on saying just support the team to all the spoilt Bastards.
I fucking knew it wasn’t over by a long shot and still isn’t. I hope OT is fucking bouncing on Sunday and we get behind the lads.
Dela – i’d assume you’d come up with a better joke than that next time. Secondly, if you despise his tweets, why go through the stress of following him? who cares. People clearly like interacting with him as he’s laid back or whatever you wanna call it. the main point of the site is to post your thoughts and not to take it seriously which you clearly have.
Thirdly, rooney is a super-star striker. The man mostly admired by fans across the world, he’s more talented and more mesmerising than rio on the pitch, he’s bound to gather more followers instantly. You Don’t see gerard pique having more followers/fans than c.ronaldo for example.
i just Don’t get how anyone can judge others off random thoughts posted on a blog, tweeting site or whatever. My view.
King Eric
Could do with Newcastle ticking over until they play city. Keep collocini and papi cisse fit so they can put a better shift in than that limp dick performance against them earlier in the season! Quite glad Sir Alex didn’t get manager of the month, the recipient usually marks the award with a defeat!
Mike
Morning pal if your hear of any Wigan mate let me know I’m.struggling.
I’ve noticed spanish football changing as a whole. I know they have the technical ability but they seem to have added unmatched work ethic and hard running to their game which means they close down spaces for teams to get forward and are relentless at doing it, exactly what teams face when they’ve played against spain and we encountered it against Barca twice and athletic bilbao. shalke 04 went through the same thing last night and struggled to match the tenacity. how do we counter against this?
Mike. Hello mate. Yeah good points actually fella. See you Sunday pal.
@samuel – united WE stand –> You miss my point again. I’m not judging him personally, I’m merely pointing out that he tweets the same things over and over again, like telling his 2 million followers that drake is playing in his car, again. You replied to me like I had completely disrespected him, and I didn’t, and I also made it clear I wasn’t expecting much from Twitter. I was just saying that its the same stuff repeatedly….. Farts, #tears4piers, drake, food, *name drop celeb here*, sleep, Farts, #tears4piers, drake, food, sleep, *name drop*, RT someone praising him / his app….. and THEN something Manchester United related
The reason I haven’t unfollowed him is because I’m a United fan and I have (I think) all of the United players on Twitter followed. I know he’s a top bloke, I know he’s been a loyal servant and he has my respect for everything he’s ever done for United and the time he spends doing Charity and so forth, but I AM allowed to dislike his Tweets and I AM allowed to say so. It’s nothing personal, I don’t know this guy outside of the public persona he chooses to show, which is the same as with any player or person in public light.
IF you REALLY want to see someone disrespect him, then go to his Twitter page and open ANY of his tweets and look at the replies calling him a cunt, a fag, a has-been and so on. If you want to rush to his defense, then go do so to someone whose actually intentionally insulting him.
@Giggs12Gerrard0 —> Mate, I don’t think we disagree, I know he’s a legend
Morning all
Itching all over here, cannot wait till Sunday. Glad we’re playing first this time and fingers crossed if we do the job then I sit sit back and enjoy the game at the Emirates without pressure on my nervous system and aging heart. I am sure the lads won’t be complacent against QPR, Sir Alex will make sure they’re not. An early goal will do just nicely
Giggs12
You’re struggling?!?! There’s bob hope of me getting any then! What about The two fellas who you got me sorted with on Monday? Did you apply? I’ll keep my ear to the ground.
King Eric
Yes mate, look forward to a few beers on Sunday.
Samuel/Dela
I go on twitter generally to see if there’s any gossip about United etc. I think it’s just a case of agree to disagree. Serial tweeters do talk a lot of bollocks, let’s be honest, how much truly interesting stuff can happen to one person in a day? I skip past a lot of Rio’s stuff, tune of the day and all that, but I do like reading his reactions after games etc.
@Mikekelly12 –> Yep, I check all the United players on Twitter after games, even if what they say is pretty predictable, you never know
Cedars
You can get cream for that!!
Dela
Promotes his restaurant quite a bit too. Shameless. Like you say, a lot of bollocks to sift through but occasionally some good stuff q&a’s etc. I was recommended following Darren Can and Craig Norwood. Think it might have been Willie that recommended the latter. They tend to have interesting United info from time to time.
Samuel. Ha. It will all come out in years that the Spanish are all on amphetamines!
Mike
Well I always struggle up until the day before when I normally come good. I just need to keep chasing and I will be ok, worst case I will just get one in the Wigan end.
Morning Cedars.
@Mikekelly12 –> Will Do
And ye, Twitter has its uses, but they are limited really unless you are someone like Rio or Rooney, suddenly you have the ability to say something that millions of people might see quickly. His app aswell has some decent videos on it from time to time, but I had to laugh when I saw that he has his own music chart on his app, which is why I commented last night that I reckon he’d love to judge a music / singing contest at some point. I just have that inkling that it’s gonna happen somehow after he hangs up his boots. 
Morning reds,
any news on Nani?
http://www.manutd.com/en/News-And-Features/Football-News/2012/Apr/sir-alex-ferguson-team-news-for-manchester-united-vs-qpr.aspx
Here you go Sandeep.
Rio Ferdinand on the next 3 games…
“[The celebrations at Blackburn] were blown out of all proportion,” he told ManUtd.com. “We know it can change very quickly as well, from being on a great run to having a dip. We have been there before,” he said. “The only thing on our minds is to keep winning each game and not look beyond that. It is a cliché and it is boring, but that is the way it is. It is quite simple. Black and white.
“The next game is the most important one. You just have to keep ticking off the fixtures and winning games. Everyone is saying our run-in looks easy, but our next three games [QPR, Wigan, Villa] are against teams who are fighting to stay in the Premier League, so this talk of easy games goes out of the window,” continues Rio.
“We know QPR have some players who can be potential matchwinners and if we are not on our game, they have the potential to beat us. At this stage of the season there are no gimmes. If we want the result, we will have to go out and earn it.”
@ Willie -
In the last two lines, the manager states: “Most teams mirror their manager anyway. So as much as we’re looking forward to the game, it’s going to be a hard one”
Innocent question Does this mean that Wankini is a choker?
King Eric – Morning pal
Mike – ha ha ha…. Best cream would be 3 points on Sunday
Gaz 08:10. Nice one . Blues= expensive mediocrity
Has anyone else noticed that Sky Sports seem to post some new bullshit statement from Mankini every single day now? I honestly wonder if he’s saying these things, or they are making 5 headlines out of one story and just stretching it out for a week. Either way, he’s contradicting himself so much, it’s just pure comedy.
The Premier League is to re-launch the current reserve team competitions as a national under-21s league, to provide game time for elite young players who are languishing on the bench, The Independent has learned.
http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/green-light-for-u21s-league-to-replace-reserves-7622226.html
Willie the Irish Beer,
thanks pal
we havent lost a single game against the newly promoted teams in the last 29 games..
Won – 25 and drew – 4..
Just got off from my weekly one hour doze of Maya via Skype just before we signed off and as most of you know I taught her this, I asked her ‘Is it City?’ No no no no its shitty was her response…… Bless her
Arsenal are only ahead of Spurs by virtue on 1 goal. This means that they should put at least 4 or 5 past the bitters on Sunday to help widen that gap.
Just saying
Here is the BBC pundit’s predictions..
ALAN HANSEN – 1. Man Utd 2. Man City 3. Tottenham 4. Arsenal
ALAN SHEARER – 1. Man Utd 2. Man City 3. Tottenham 4. Arsenal FC
LEE DIXON – 1. Man Utd 2. Man City 3. Arsenal 4. Tottenham
MIKE LAWRENSON – 1. Man Utd 2. Man City 3. Tottenham 4. Arsenal FC
ROBBIE SAVAGE – 1. Man Utd 2. Man City 3. Arsenal 4. Tottenham
PAT NEVIN – 1. Man Utd 2. Man City 3. Arsenal 4. Tottenham
I m not sure if they predicted the same at the beginning of the season
and i m sure STR will come up with his traditional list in coupla weeks time
Cedars,
Bless Maya indeed..
Hello buddy,
“should put at least 4 or 5 past the bitters on Sunday to help widen that gap.”
and you expect a ht-trick by your son, for obvious reason eh?
And the most shocking news coming from today’s press conference…
Michael Owen is still unavailable.
So seeing how Fergie relies on 3 strikers nowdays, lets hope he rotates them properly over the next week.
@Ancha
Cheers for the article. CQ had their number no doubt, but Messi still wasn’t in his prime then. Imo all Chelsea have to do is study the tapes from their semi finals in 2009. They were the better side that year and we all remember how they got eliminated.
Are my comments even posting or is it you lot just fucking ignoring me as per usual? Who knows at this point
Birdshit
No one is ignoring on purpose mate, need a hug? ha ha
Sandeep
Pretty sure they weren’t the predictions in August! Lee Dixon deffo had city not sure about the others. I think Hansen my have had the dippers in the top for.
Birdshit
Was having a snooze mate. Pretty sure the press just regurgitate comments from the same interview. This morning it was about him punching Balotelli if he had to play with him.
Question? Does this symbol come up as a smiley or a symbol
I hope RVP is on top form Sunday. Love to see the guy get a hat trick. .
Blue moon….. you may have risen to soon…… Just like a punctured balloon… Your time Ain’t coming real soon…..
Symbol
Redbilly
Fuck RVP…. I hope Rooney gets a hattrick on Sunday!!! Get your point though, really hope city get spanked!! Any dropped points on their part will be hugely appreciated!
Cedars
Cheers pal. Obviously only works on txts!
Regarding our match against QPR,i just hope the lads stay focussed and keep an eagle’s eye on Shaun Wright Phillips.Shit happens and he may want to do his former club a favour just like Darron Gibson at Everton.Only my 2 cents anyway.
Red Tash
Fucking too right. I also hope Sir Alex fields his strongest team and doesn’t take them lightly! No reason to rotate with our fixture list and only 7 to go! Norwich gave us a real scare at home and regardless of the team we had out we all know what happened against Blackburn. Having said that, if we can’t beat QPR at home when every game is now a must win, then quite frankly we don’t deserve to win it.
Another winger..??
http://www.talksport.co.uk/sports-news/football/premier-league/transfer-rumours/120406/porto-star-admits-he-wants-manchester-united-move-169008
Red Tash
Just watched highlights from Fergie’s press conference, focus was his main point, one game at a time. On the other hand Wankini was going on about us dropping points and the derby match and that is three points bla bla bla bla
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2125795/Manchester-Uniteds-master-plan-beating-Barcelona.html
Didn’t we miss this guy? Queiroz
Mike
Im getting a bit jittery and curious at the same time regarding sundays match.Now that Nani is available,do you think the gaffer might be tempted to tinker and accomodate him?We all know that he likes to keep everyone guessing and more often than not pulls a masterstroke on match day.
Having said that,i hope that Tony Valencia will not be ‘rested’ as we will be looking for early goals.What do you reckon mate?
no tinkering for the rest of the season thats certain valencia will start
de gea
rafael evans ferdinand evra
valencia carrick scholes young
rooney
welbeck
Red Tash
You’re right, he always has a change up his sleeve. I think the form Young and Valencia are showing, it would be daft to leave them out for a player just back from injury. A place on the bench is the more likely option. Who he plays in the middle with Carrick is what I’m wondering? Scholes played a long time at Ewood so will he go with Giggs who had a shocker against Fulham? Will be interesting. I just hope they don’t have us hanging on til the death. A 2 goal lead with 5 mins to go was a luxury for us the way we usually go about our business. Can’t remember the last really comfortable ride we had at OT? West Brom I think?
Cedars
Wankini is fast turning to be a poor man’s kenny.He has a massive chip on his shoulders and i think he is his own worst enemy.By now he should have known that the only reason pride lifts him up is to let him down.
I dont know what other reds think but as far as i’m concerned he tries to replicate whatever Sir Alex does.He looked at our captain n decided to give the armband to Kompany.He looked at how Fergie utilises Valencia at right back and tried to do the same with Milner while playing Sunderland.We all know how that turned out.
Sir Alex was,is and will always be the best.Trying to beat him is always bound to backfire.
Phil Jones Birdshit streaks
It’s because your name is so long pal I always want to reply but it takes me ages to put your name and I’m on my blower haha
Mame Biram Diouf is on fire for Hannover. 4th Europa League goal 9 in 13 games since joining (from twitter)
Actually I will now just call PJBS
On Mancini mate it is comedy genius, I actually rated him before he cracked and brought Tevez back.
Just call me PJBS then! And yes Cedars, I fucking do!!!!!
mancini will be sacked if mourinho is available
dont think those sugar daddys from dubai will go for anyone else.
Funny how all the pessimist and prophets of doom have vanished now that we are fairing well.The remnants still pop in but with a more concilliatory tone.Hope this will be an eye opener for them to never write off united.Just saying though.
Mikekelly- likewise, a goalfest for us would be perfect to the jitters up city. RVP hat trick. Wod be perfect sideshow. Doubt it though as gunners wlll be in awe of such a massive club.
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I fucking hate the scarf wearing cunt! You’d have thought he’ learnt to stop talking about what we’re doing and concentrate on his own mob!! Wouldn’t surprise me if he was doing a pre match analysis with his players on how QPR Should play against us! And I love the way he assumes the derby is automatically 3 points for him!
We are 20 goals short of our highest goal scoring season record..
7 games to go and 20 goal to be scored?
Can we beat it?
Hope so..
and one day i hope we beat Chavs record of 103 goals per season, the highest in PL till date..
Come on UNITED, we have to be the best in everything..we are and will be
Our 2nd best is 87 goals season..
I m sure we will beat that at least…
Afternoon United!
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Oh How I miss Carlos Quieroz
Hopefully he comes back to manage Manchester United or as assistant when SAF calls it a day.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/manchester-united/2438295/Portugal-coach-Carlos-Queiroz-still-wants-top-job-at-Manchester-United.html
I’m trying to imagine the next managerial team after SAF & Phelan “the balloon popper”.
Ole Gunnar……. & Giggs/Neville
Perfect choice for low budget management.
Laurent Blanc & some French Toast like Cantona
Jose Mourinho & Queiroz ???
Giggs & Scholes
David Moyes & The Glazer family
Or
Me,Zibbie,Cedars, Willie, MG, King Eric,Costas, Sandeep, Samuel & Jeet
Red Tash
Better men than Wankini have tried in the past and failed. Do these fools ever learn, you simply cannot compete with Sir Alex. Personally I do not like Mourinho, but one of the reasons him and Fergie have a good relationship is because Mureen never tried to be smart with him and just did his own thing with the media.
PJBS it is then…. If you like I could gather the lads round for a group hug! ha ha
Papii
I like the last combination – we’d rock OT
I’d send Watson to scout the opposition
A decent article for your perusal lads:
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1119216-manchester-united-transfers-why-sir-alex-can-trump-city-arsenal-and-chelsea
Papii
I would need to have my role defined before accepting such a responsibility. Thanks
Lol at Papii,
MG,
I would be going to ROM to scout,
because when u like the last combination, then we dont need players, we need more of ROM
on a serious note,
Queiroz is technically far better than our current assistants…IMO
G12G0 as scout FITB as scout specifically midfield only
Stateside in charge of team stats
Balaji as International relations
Sir Giles as chief writer at OT (I’d happily back up)
James Mike in charge of Fan affairs
bobby charlie as SNR relations PR
Brigadier as Brigadier OT
Fred – The comeback kid – where is he?
Cyril – Chief OT spokesman
Come back you too Cyril!
Everyone else fill in accordingly
….taking my name in vain again I see Holmes……
Sandeep
Cedars
You don’t need a definition mate you’re Cedars we just love you!
Give us a wave Cedars!
Watson
As if –
You’d be the greatest opposition scout in the entire universe
And we’d be able to crack any team formations with ease
i’m just off now for a scout round the internet for some ….ahem ….talent…..you know the sort of talent I mean….
Watson
Couldn’t do it without you
smartalex – Chief OT poet
Glazers need to watch their back….RoM are weighing up a potential takeover bid.
The first rule I propose is that the team only consists of Women….hot women !
70,000 and 5000 away women fans
Second rule; The crowd has to be only women….hotter women
Now Thats A Football Club !
here here Cedars
To the Protocol wherever he is…
19
Kings – Chief ABU scout
PJBS – In charge of hug training
Papii
We’d be the most hotly supported football in the world
Maybe that may be the only way to beat Barca
Denton – In charge of Berba affairs
wayne – In charge of Denton affairs
Everything at OT should be put on hold !
An Urgent issue has to be addressed;
It has come to my attention The United Medical staff is on the decline and are ageing. In response to this, I have chosen to chase the signature of Eva Carneiro of the Chelsea Medical Team. It is believed the sexy Gibraltarian is under contract but I have been “tapping her up” for the last 21 months with secret meetings in the Hilton Hotel and Landmark Hotel and several more hotels across Europe. We expect her to sign on on the dotted line soon and in reward she will be awarded with a pearl necklace.
Giggs12 in charge of the ticket office. I’ll drive the party bus!
Cedars
Papii
Mike
Who would have thought I’d be laughing myself crazy on Good Friday
I think we should move James to fans vocal training
Papii is on a roll, this is hilarious
Queiroz fucked up by leaving don’t consider him a serious contender to takeover,nothing against him just think he fucked up by leaving
SWP is Qpr’s dangerman not being funny but a bit past due date.Of course all the old cliches will start coming out,one game at a time,never underestimate the opponent,yada,yada,yada
Not worried about QPR, Utd should spank them and get the bigger goal difference after Sunday
Costas should and always will be the stats man.I for one admire the way he responds to any query regarding stats ASAP.Top notch
Queiroz would be welcomed back at the Theatre Of Dreams with open arms.Im not trying to be controversial here but tell u what Wayne,Sir Alex ranks him as well.His tactical nous is what we have sorely missed.
His services to the club will never go unnoticed-one of the compelling reasons why the gaffer travelled to back him up in court while he was coaching Portugal.Ring any bells???
Off topic lads…very off topic….totally off topic more personal;
So I’m going to be Best Man at a Wedding and I need help picking out a suit;
Grey Suit / Navy Blue shirt and Silver/Black Tie + Black Shoes
or
Grey Suit / Purple Shirt and Silver Tie + Black Shoes
or
Grey Suit,/ Black Shirt and Silver Tie + Black Shoes
HELP PLEASE
Papii
Brown shoes
No seriously I went in a navy suit navy shirt dark red tie and brown shoes
Pretty cool I think
Whichever way above red tie works better – that’s just my opinion
Purple is out for me, other two sound great to me
Papii sky blue shirt pink tie black suit brown shoes
Trust me
Papii
Grey suit Navy shirt and if you are doing silver tie do a horizontal stripe with another colour – still brown shoes though
MG
Prêt a porter fashion MG style
Red Tash if he hadn’t had left would’ve been odds on to takeover imo now not so much only time will tell mate
Ok why the fuck do we have to suffer Titanic bullshit every year there’s been tons of disasters yet every fucking year get flooded with Titanic bollocks,the movie itself was total shit.Just seeing ads for all the yearly Titanic nonsense WTF talk about beating a dead horse
wayne
I loved the movie!
Papii
The one with the purple shirt mate
My heart will go on and on!
Cedars
Reading are going for it against Leeds!
Come on Reading get in there!
MG me to mate especially the first hour and half when fuck all Happens,what was it a 4hr fucking movie.Cameron gets on my tits like Lucas overrated.Avatar a pile of shit but the gimmick was the 3d glasses.A friend of mine summed it up best didn’t need dialogue watch it while listening to a i pod
MG
Cheers pal, been keeping an eye on it, just waiting for a goal by Reading
wayne
Ha ha Watched it while listening to his I Pod… Good on him.. I never even bothered
Thanks for tips MG + Cedars
Brown Shoes ?
Never wore those before. The Colour of shit…will think about this one.
I might go with the Navy Blue shirt and Silver tie as MG finally suggested.
But Cedars I will carry that purple shirt around till the last minute just in case I change my mind half way through the wedding, I’ll keep it in the car
I wanna do my best to outshine the groom
He gets the wedding ! I just want the single ladies all craving to be the next one to get married. 
Cedars it was a she has very good taste in movies,my ex store manager.
Clint
Navy Suit, crisp White shirt, navy tie and brown shoes! Stay Classy San Diego !
A piece in G Nevs book about how meticulous Quiroz was and how he plotted victory over Barca in the semi.
Papii – Good luck mate and have a blast
wayne – In that case good on her!
wayne
You do have a point but I wouldn’t equate Cameron with Lucas
Lucas is a one hit wonder, Cameron has constantly broken barriers and boundaries
Do agree on Avatar – what a pile of rubbish that was – technically unbelievably but the rest was…
Cedars
Leeds are bloody 10 men down and have the best shots on goal since I last wrote!
Reading are nervous – don’t know what to do with the extra man
Leeds just had another shot saved on goal…
No problem Papii – Just depends what colour brown you are wearing on the shoes though lol
Mike
I like your style!
MG
Sadly I only have live updates online, bastards I hope at least it ends goalless
Bam! Reading 1 – Leeds 0, good start to the day…
Yesssssssssssssssssss
Reading!
Cedars Leeds are losing
Nani has returned to training and is available for Sunday clash with QPR.
Doubt he will start, but very good news to get him back and available. Hope he continues to mature with his decisions. Remembering some games with him on the left and Valencia on the right that were very good.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/feedarticle/10182700
MG Cameron always sticking his beak into things,the cunt came to Alberta to give his opinion on Alberta Oil sands an activist preaching about dirty oil in the meantime takes a private jet to get up here,cunt should mind his own business,
I’m more into movies with good scripts,direction etc not big movies driven by gimmicks.
Not disputing Cameron has had breakthroughs but like Lucas a lot of his movies rely on bells and whistles rather than substance
Afternoon.
1 Brucey’s got the nose and the recognition but can I just say, there’s no Bruce/Pallister without Pallister.
2 I am happily out of touch with modern ‘music’. I don’t wish to know who this drake thing is. Is he a musician? great. Hey Drake lets talk music – so are you a adagissimo, ad libitum, Empfindung or fröhlich type? What? ahh thought so, tosser.
3 re films – looking forward to Prometheus http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9jRaa4Wkbk
Cedars
The classic look!
We all hate Leeds scum!!!
Holy cow! When it rains it pours, 2 – 0 Reading…
And it’s 2
And Cedars is in dreamland!
Now for Robin Van Cedars to do his thing on Sunday!
Down your throats you hateful, Munich chanting sheep shagging bastards……
wayne
Well mate again I would agree with you there – obviously we are not in tuned over here what they get up these multi squillionaires but hey money talks as always – typical I guess all in it for themselves
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsRSt5hI2sQ
FUCKIN LOVE DIS VID!!!!!!! FUCKIN AVE IT!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA
NEVER FAILTS TO GET ME IN DA MOOD B4 EVERY GAME
WE’RE MAN UTD, WE DO WHAT WE WANT!!!!!!!
FAV MOMENT IN DA VID- GARY NEV PISSIN OFF DAT SMUG CUNT BELLAMY
Become tough to digest spanish team flattering after possible two all spanish european finale.Hope english will comeback stronger than ever.It’s truly painful to watch.
Bit off topic but…
A little update on the Dallas Cup for any of you reds that are interested!
http://oldtraffordfaithful.com/dallas-cup-update/
Jordan,
RE Dallas Cup: Should point out that the U18s play tomorrow in that semi final v Everton in Dallas. They beat Everton handily last outing so hope this configuration of the team has similar luck.
Good point, cheers Fletch!
While we are on about the youth teams. A United U17 squad will represent us in Holland for the Aegon Future Cup starting today. (April 6-9 2012). They play Ajax on Saturday Apr 7
Wonder if we have ever had 2 configurations of the U18 playing in 2 overseas competitions on the same day?
http://www.manutd.com/en/Players-And-Staff/The-Academy/Academy-News/2012/Mar/manchester-united-ready-for-aegon-future-cup.aspx
Good question for the stat monkeys!
Regarding CQ, I have no doubt that tactically we were better off when he was around compared to now. In a way, I do think we miss him. But would I want him back? It’s hard to say. I know where people are coming from when they hold it against him that he quit the club twice. He was lucky to get a 2nd chance really. Fergie does need someone with fresh ideas next to him. The problem with that now, is that Fergie is too close to the end of his reign in order to shake things up.
@Red Tash
Cheers mate. Doing my best.
Bebe was me finally realizing that Carlos Queiroz didn’t have any particular eye for tallent.
Costas –
Its never to late to forgive and forget
I don’t think SAF would have any issues with a Carlos Queiroz return and I don’t think his remaining years in charge would even come into consideration as it never has with any decisions he’s made. Who are the fans honestly to hold a grudge with CQ if its’s in United’s best interests. He did quit twice but no one at United would hold any hard feelings towards him as he did leave for a Cunt like Real Madrid and to manage his national side. Who would turn down that opportunity to form a managerial career? In my opinion, I reckon everybody would take CQ back in heartbeat but the terrible consequence of that would be Mike Phelan being Demoted or losing his job altogether which would be ruthless considering the years of service he’s done for the club as a player and his contributions as a Coach. I think its more to do with Phelan vs Queiroz rather than anything else.
I would simply like to see Carlos alongside the next manager in charge because he knows the club inside out as does Rene Muelensteen and Phelan.
Fergie Fergie Sign Him Up!
Clint, Good luck to your friends aka the lucky couple. Might I suggest you come at this from their perspective and consider complementing the groom, or the maid of honor. If it is any size of a wedding you might ask whether the groom has a plan. You don’t want to upstage the groom so the purple shirt has to go back in the drawer, unless the brides maids are in a similar color. For me that is just to gastly to contemplate.
If the groom is in a black or white
You could do an all black Black jacket black pant, black tie …. very classy from my perspective.
Cheers mate
A bit of trivia for you all……
One current PL player has scored in all 4 divisions…..Name that player
Evening Reds,
Papii,
you bloody, it was your idea of us managing UTD that lead to some classic hilarious posts here,
good for us,
MUFC Jord,
thats a tough one pal,
as far as i know i dont remember it ever happening…need to google
may be ROM stats Google – Costas can help
Cedars,
how are you my friend?
Cedars,
Its Earnshaw mate
went through this stat on FB pretty recently…
Cedars, I bottled it i guess,
you mean the player is currently in the league?
Sandeep
Wrong answer, I said current PL player
Is it Graham?
Mike
Nope
Hey everyone…..
Can’t wait for sunday’s games!!
Cedarsdevil
That’s hard and am not sure but just guessing…. Grant holt!because he played for so many clubs before from lower divisions
Hi Lebomanc
Good guess but wrong answer….
Lebomanc,
you are right buddy
Loving this, bet Google are going bonkers!
Lebomanc
Where have you been? Not seen you here for a while
Sorry guys. Can’t help out with that stat.
I did some research about our 2 most famous defensive partnerships though. Bruce/Pally and Rio/Vida.
-Bruce/Pallister (played together for 7 years): Started 310 games together. 274 conceded goals (0.88 per game)
-Ferdinand/Vidic (player together for 6 years): Started 163 games together. 114 conceded goals (0.70 per game)
So the latter partnership seems to be more effective. However, it’s really impressive that these two combinations have played together for about the same time and Bruce/Pally have played twice as many games.
Cedars,
you mean – PL, Championship, League 1, League 2 – right?
Cedarsdevil
It’s a nice question, what’s the answer?
Is it Taylor?
Sandeep
Yes that is what I mean, I could be wrong but Holt did not score in League 2, if he did he is not the answer I am looking for
Not Taylor
Cedarsdevil
Well ya I’ve been a bit busy and didn’t have much time for internet, thanks for asking
@Papii
Hi mate. If you ask me personally, I believe CQ would work quite well. He knows the club and might also help out with the next manager. Phelan getting demoted or leaving could be an issue, but imo everyone is under a microscope. Just like Brown and O’Shea left the club when their time was up, the same could apply to long term servants on Fergie’s staff. And who knows? Phelan might get offers to manage some clubs anyway. I remember Burnley were briefly interested in him after Coyle left them.
But like I said, I also get where some fans come from. CQ’s ambitions didn’t help us maintain some consistency in terms of training methods and tactics. I understand the first time he left but after his Real tenure was a bust, he should have realized what his limitations are. Anyway, what’s done is done. I don’t hold any grudges, but I understand why some would. But like you said, I don’t think Fergie is keeping that against him.
Fletch
its a Grey Suit do’ and the usual white dress. Im going with Grey suit & Navy Blue shirt and silver stripes tie. The other best best man is wearing the same but im sexier
The bridemaids are in some kind of Blue-ish/Black mix.
The grooms wearing a darker shade of grey suit with grey waistcoat, white shirt and grey tie. So he’ll be the same colour but more distinguishable and bride will have some kind of flower on her which will match her to her bridesmaids, groom and best mens..
I think I’ll be okay.
Costas
Fantastic stats on the defensive pairing…… We’ll get on it after the tease campaign is over
Cedars, is it 2 meter Peter?
Sandeep – Of course not
in the mean time,
which is the only player to have scored in all of the below derbies,
Glasgow
Merseyside
Manchester
Right, I will end this, very difficult one…….. Its Aaron Wilbraham at Nowrich, he reached the landmark when he scored against Fulham last week
Does he play for Swansea ?
Cedars,
Holt is one answer,
let us find the player you are looking for now
@cedars
andy carrol
Bugger?
Costas
I think being a part of the backroom staff and being a long serving player are different in this CQ v MP situation. Players can be afforded to be treated like pieces of meat because they have their expiration date but Staff/Colleague have feelings
SAF has a friendship and relationships with the staff, so giving one the boot might be harder to consider in this scenario as its more personal than judging by ability like he does with players.
Anyways I can see Phelan here for a long time…….In Phelan , We Trust
I doubt SAF will take back CQ. However, if SAF feels that UTD are missing CQ’s tactical nous in Europe then he may just take him back again. By the way, was CQ around when Barca beat us in Rome?
As for movies, I’d take the likes of Heat, Scarface, GodFather over Avatar, Titanic, Starwars, etc anyday.
Craig Bellamy
Cedarsdevil
Would’ve never guessed it!
I don’t think anybody wouldve guessed it!!
Breaking News:
Cedars sends Google into Google it overdrive!
its def bellamy
Costas,
Amazing stats: Going back to the previous stalwarts, can we see the numbers on Buchan, we switched McQueen half way through, but he was the man when I really started watching United. Doubt he will stack up but a bit of sentiment none the less.
Re Quieroz, Good tactician, good #3 but I think we can do better. Agree that he orchestrated our last win over Barca, but he was pants at Madrid and the Portuguese national side (with a decent squad as well)
Clint, Sounds like a plan cheers.
Cedars
I guess liam Britton
Don’t usually comment on other teams players but Pappis Cisse has been brilliant for the barcodes.
I’m ready for the number 2 position at OT
I’ll keep on phoning friends especially Cedars
Cedars what am I bloody going to do against Barca?!
Cedars – Britton!
Read somewhere that SAF was impressed with the player.
@Cedars
Now it’s over.
@Utd4life
No mate. Quieroz left the previous year. According to Fergie though, they were still using some of his methods during training sessions.
@Papii
Your last couple of sentences are starting to give me nightmares.
crap
Without being precious where the fuck am I in your line up you bastards!! Fuck the lot of you.
Phelan won’t be going anywhere. Fergie clearly loves him being around as do the players as highlighted in Nevs book. CQ talk usually pops up when we get beat. Ha.
Nah fergie aint gonna tinker and rest players at this stage. One or two changes perhaps but nowt daft.
Ha. Swansealona have EIGHTY per cent possession yet lose two nil.
@Fletch
Hi mate. You want me to look at Buchan and a specific partner or just what our defensive record was when he played in general?
Right folks as i promised Costas that I will debate his excellent stat provided at 17;36 regarding our defensive pairing…
When you look at the number of games started together the difference is incredible, however the goals per games conceded is not only dependent on a defensive pair is it? That argument fails for me.
Thanks for the answer,
let roll the next one then,
which is the only player to have scored in all of the below derbies,
Glasgow
Merseyside
Manchester
this will be fairly easy…
use Bing, since Google is crashed by Cedars
“I don’t give a fuck about leeds and their weak crew, what ya gonna do when Willie and Cedars come for you”
MG
Will have to ring you back on that one!
King Eric
Papii mentioned you at 12.15
King Eric – Your lined in my post to replace SAF
Yeah Fuck you guys ! on KE’s behalf !
its been a Good Friday on RoM….Papii Cisse scored ! Go On My Son! Do those Shitty Cunts soon !
Sandeep
Kanchelskis
@Cedars
Like I’ve always said, numbers won’t tell the whole story. Concede goals are never just the responsibility of the defensive duo. Or just the back 5 for that matter. Also, football (and our style of play) was different in 89-97 compared to 05-11. However, stats can be an indication of how things shape up. Bruce and Pallister were more tenacious, but Rio and Vidic seem to be more effective.
Lined up*
Sand-Balls-Deep
I SAID CRAIG BELLAMY AGES AGO ! Now Pay Me !!! 
Guardian Match pointers:
• United’s total of 76 goals is the second most of any team after 31 games of a Premier League season – United set the record of 78 back in 2001-02
• QPR have not had a victory at United since January 1992 when a Dennis Bailey hat-trick helped them win 4-1
• Antonio Valencia has 12 assists and four goals from 16 top-flight starts this season
• Anton Ferdinand has scored an own goal in his last two appearances at Old Trafford
• United have the best pass completion rate in the division since the return of Paul Scholes – they were sixth best before
Let’s have another one Anton…
Costas
From pure observation I would go for Rio/Vida as probably the better pairing my heart though has a slightly bigger spot for Bruce & Palli…
Sandeep
Giggs12 got it pal
New thread,
Cedars and Papii,
Just like cedars, i m looking for some one other than scouse cunt Bellamy,
now dig your Google or Bing or whatever the fuck that is
King Eric
Ha ha ha, you were in the original lineup mate. Subsequent posts were for those that were not!
Need a hug?
oooops,
had missed, Giigs12 post, yup thats the right answer,
Hope you read it Papii,
and i m not sand – balls – deep
Costas. Thanks for the answer mate.
Looks like King Eric missed his mention
I don’t give a flying fuck! I was in the original clique!
So fuck all yo all lists ha ha ha. 
I’m straight outta Compton mofos! Peace though….
Willie
Liked the leeds one!
Costas,
Either way would be interesting. Probably better stats for Buchan alone because of the run of games. Buchan partnered with Brian Greenhoff and then with Gordon McQueen (Hayley’s da for you young bairns)
Buchan was close to 450 games, McQueen more like 180 before injuries got the better of the both of them. Imagine Buchan/McQueen was the better pairing. Buchan left in 83 and McQueen in 85 or there abouts
Speaking of cliques, where’s our friend capo and his 5 other usernames?
@Utd4life
Sure no problem.
@Fletch
Ok, I’ll have a look at just his own stats. Hus numbers are impressive from what I can tell. 456 games for us and they were all starts. I’ll tell you what I found in one of the newer threads.
Ha. Cheers lads. So I was. Never saw my name on Clints list. Too right I need a hug cedars!