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PICTURE: How Has Rooney Had No Stick For This?

“The barber came in and set up his own little shop in Ashley Young’s room,” said Welbeck. “Quite a few members of the England staff and players went in. He’s had no stick about it.”

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  1. rd54 says:

    stick for what???

  2. . says:

    reminds me of that guy from erasure

    maybe he wants be be joey bartons new special friend

  3. Jumping Jesus says:

    Very flamboyant lol

  4. PeteyRedRed says:

    So what?

  5. CedarsDevil says:

    Another proof (Not that one was needed) of silly season, when we get a thread about Rooney’s hair!!!

  6. bob says:

    Its a haircut,who cares?

  7. Lolwtf says:

    He looks like a smaller version of Brock lesnar!

  8. Costas says:


  9. Albert Ross says:

    It makes my hair stand on end when journalists split hairs by claiming shock based on locks. Rooney is merely reaping what he sowed. He was a hair’s breadth from the chrome-dome club, a close shave indeed. The hair-apparent of the Baron of Barren, our Wayne waved away a future where he would never have a hair out of place. United’s mane man let his hair down, plucked up his courage and gulped down his hair-of-the-dog – an operation so hairy that it puts hair on your chest. A conspiratorial-coiffure for the cream of the crop that leaves our marksman with a grassy knoll.

  10. Redbilly says:

    Its a cunning plan, distract defenders as they laugh their bollocks off

  11. Redbilly says:

    I’m bald but if given the choice….. I would stick with bald

  12. CedarsDevil says:


    Makes the two of us!!

  13. Giles Oakley says:

    As the great Bo Diddley might say, it looks like Wazza’s had ‘a shave-and-a-haircut, six bits’. A touch of the ageing and failing boy band about him. But who cares as long as he’s banging them in for United next season. Goals for England, well that’d be a bonus, nothing more.

  14. wiuru says:

    Im just down because im folicly (sp) challenged anyway .

  15. mocthezuma says:

    This is a stick up

  16. Indian Devil says:

    Looks like a hair cut inspired by some Hollywood movie of the 60′s or 70′s to be honest.

    May be the granny he want to shag put this condition :lol: :lol:

  17. bruce thomas says:

    The poor guy’s 30-grand transplant is failing — give him a break.

    Either that or it’s a Shteve van Claren tribute

  18. Bishopville Red says:

    He has taken stick. In fact I saw this yesterday:


  19. YesRed says:

    I bald – don’t care.

  20. King Eric says:

    says – Ha. Andy Bell from Erasure!

  21. lordrt says:

    looks cool with this look, and pray to god he did not go for a “samaras” style instead with the long hair :twisted:

  22. markynorbs says:

    So thats why he had a hair transplant??
    David Beckhem it your heart out :-)

  23. Daniel says:

    People in the public eye will get criticism no matter what they do especially Rooney.
    He could give all people in England £10 and he would still get criticism.
    His hair is shit.
    That simple.
    He needs to just shave it.
    Seems as he had that hair transplant he should have done it properly.

  24. Ugandan Red says:

    Hope fully no one gives him a whack behind his head…

    Gotta go, our finance minister is about to read our budget…time to get screwed

  25. WillieRedNut says:

    Speaking as someone who’s had a few interesting haircuts of my own, I won’t be offering an opinion on Rooney’s latest haircut…… ;)

  26. kk says:

    Ugandan Red,mine too in Kenya. I cant wait to see him live

  27. RedMist says:

    Slow news day?

    Thought i’d strayed onto The Sun website.
    An article about Hair has no place on a Man United website surely.

  28. Ugandan Red says:

    KK, good luck, with yours, our minister is giving a prologue for what is going to cause an increase in taxes…half the guys are already asleep. M7 slept even before she started. I am hoping that there is an allocation in the budget to buy shares in United…lol

  29. DiegoForlanDK says:

    back to the 80′s

  30. FletchTHEMAN says:

    Let the lad be for TLOC. One of the simple pleasures of having hair is the god given right to be able to sport and bad hair cut!


  31. NotoriousRedDevil says:

    ROM meets Gok Wan.

  32. xol says:

    Good god.

    Bet perms will be back next.

  33. RedBaron says:

    Flock of Seagulls, anyone?

  34. stpercival says:

    kind of looks like the actor ed harris

  35. EricCantonaToldMeToTweet says:

    It reminds me of the Vanilla Ice days for some reasons.

  36. cubs says:

    I just got my hair cut like that!

  37. Joffrey Baratheon says:

    I heard he’s to be the new face of L’oreal.

  38. urval87 says:

    Hasn’t got stick becasue he is currently on Ingurland duty!

  39. Bobby Charlton's combover says:

    He looks like Billy Whizz.

  40. Tanzania is united says:

    he is just a footballer


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