Two days ago, Wayne Rooney had hair transplant surgery at Harley Street hair clinic in London, after becoming fed up of balding at 25.
Despite offers for loads of dosh for the exclusive pictures, Rooney posted a picture of his new hairline on Twitter, after the bruising had gone down.
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bladness was his secret for headers…..now what???
he’s lost the charlton-esque appeal now
he will soon have hair like Messi
Wayne want to get ahead. He considers himself as heir to the throne. His contract dispute was pure follicle. Now that the root of his problem has been solved, he can plant himself firmly, and reach for the stars.
Rooney my boy, good look I say. Lets wait and see if he gets a Puyol head though. Anyway, Oh my GODDDDDD, look at this : http://www.talksport.co.uk/radio/sports-breakfast/blog/2011-06-06/van-der-kraan-sneijder-wants-move-manchester-united?
Some guy in Holland is saying that the only thing holding Wesley back from Man United is his wage demands.
One can tell it is a very expensive treatment he’s had because a result like that is very unusual. I have seen several men in the streets that have done that and it never looks like that in just 2 days so the technique used in this case will no doubt be very expensive but as we know he can afford it.
It looks ridiculous and unnatural I think. Oh Wayne, when will you ever learn?
nash
I’m blad, but you’re bladder!
@smartalex, Yeah, I can understand that he is heir to the throne. But why does he need hair for it???
Let’s see how his hair develops before making any comments. For people who follow cricket, the famous Indian commentator Harsha Bhogle did a similar transplant and I almost choked on my coffee the first time I saw him with hair. It obviously looked like a transplant and not natural and I personally did not see a point to it at all.
As an aside, this thread is a prime suspect for making it to 1000 comments. The original topic is not of that much interest and we are in the off-season after all.
When will he do his first shampoo ad?
Bill knob – the day you get a life. Fuck off
smartalex
I think the knob needs some loving, you see he was a mistake pregnancy and his mother did not know who the father was. She could not afford an abortion therefore he was raised with much hate and neglect…. Think he may need a hug
@Balaji Sivaraman
Heir / hair : silly word play from an aging punster. No real value there, I’m afraid!
Anyway, Wayne will brush off these remarks as he bristles with pride.
Get your seatbelt on Wayne, we do not need to lose you for a smashed face when some cunt rear ends you.
The hair looks drawn on!
@smartalex, Silly me, how could I miss that? Now that I went and read it a second time, I realize my stupidity.
My apologies for taking you seriously.
Can’t say I can blame him. I would have done the same if I had that problem and Rooney’s money.
Can’t wait to see him in a ponytail.
CedarsDevil – G’day mate!
bill knob is a despicable cunt. He is a sadist, and deserves to waste away in desolate isolation.
Should’ve gone for this instead: http://www.sabotagetimes.com/wp-content/uploads/bald_main_1605_39961a.jpeg
@ MAN- DERSON – Yeah I heard that this morning, apparently only his wages are the stumbling block! – £4m a year AFTER tax!! The other one I saw was Inter willing to sell Sneijder, Eto’o and Julio Cesar to fund bid for Cesc! – How much do they think he’s worth?!
All good Balaji, all good!
I just hope that these reported implants aren’t a bare-faced lie. Must have been costly, perhaps he can get National Health toupée.
Costas
I have had ‘that’ problem since I was 21 lol…. sort of made me more appealing to the babes hahahaha
@BerbaGod
How much is he worth indeed. Silly money thats for sure.
@Costas
ponytail? hahahhahaha that’d fucking hilarious
Haven’t these people seen Michael Jordan? Bruce Willis? Captain Picard????
Bald people CAN look good!
action man hair.
@ Slim – Let’s say Sneijder is worth £30m, Eto’o probably £15m and Julio Cesar another £15m – thats £60m?! and I reckon I’ve been a tad low on their values It beggars belief!
Saad
They sure can, I should post a photo of my self here as proof! hahahaha
oh yeah what a difference can barely reconise him makes all the difference in the world
@Cedars
HAHAHAAHAHAHA
Now now, be modest. You wouldn’t want to make a sinner out of PortuguesePrincess, would you?
@Cedars
Just do a Juan Veron and shave them.
The problem I’ve had since I was 20 is that they’ve been getting more and more grey..
@slim
Imagine Rooney with Emmanuel Petit’s hair, lol.
@Costas
Emmanuel Petit???
ANDY CARROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saad
Hahaha…. I am being modest, you see I am gorgeous actually hahaha
There you go mentioning the Princess, I miss her more now!
Costas
Grey hair at 28? I think that is kind of sexy (Said in a manly way of course! hahaha)
As regards to shaving my head, nothing left to shave mate! lol
I don’t see the difference actually.
looks like their black paint on his head
He still got bald patch on the sides
Oh Wazza
Off topic, but it appalling to see how Arsenal fans immediately start dissing Nasri off, when his contract issues start to surface.
I can’t wait for our first buy.
i’m waiting on your comment for Giggs
Looks like Hiddink is taking over at Chelsea, so we can safely say that next season is going to be hairier all round.
Maybe he got injected by a ‘werewolf gene’ haha!
@smartalex: nice puns!
sorry to say this but he kinda looks a little like frankenstein now..
@Clint
Yah, the sides are a bitch. Nothing you can do about them. I wonder if Mark Clattenberg went to the same clinic.
@Cedars
That’s what everyone tells me, but I am attracted to younger women and they don’t appreciate the grey hair as much.
lidija
What comments exactly you fucking troll? Piss off back to the hole you came out of you silly cunt…
(The injection did not work I guess)
Anyone that wants commnts about Giggs’ situation they can find them on STR’s twitter account. This is a football blog.
daft cunt could’ve saved himself alot of money and bought hair in a can looks about the same
if it’s a football blog why so interested in Rooney’s hair and affairs from last year
Because his hair plays a significant part in how he heads the ball.
And yes, there was a topic about Rooney’s affair last season. And it was wrong. This is a football blog.
What the fuck would a thread on Giggs serve anyway? Just so we can have more abuse hurled towards a United legend by fans who have no business discussing the man’s personal life? No thanks. I think the Daily Star, the Sun and he Daily Mirror have comments sections under their articles. That’s where these discussions belong.
sneijder is a hell of a cunt.
wants to play for united when he gets more than 175k a week.
good luck in the council house bastard.
@Costas
OK, I agree it was wrong and yes Roo’s hair is “very” important for his goals,good that we agree private lives of our players are their own not ours to judge- nobody’s perfect
I nominate this thread to indulge in discussion as to who is manliest bald man of all time.
I nominate Vin Diesel.
Let it rip ladies and gentleman.
We’ll see what generates more discussion – Giggs or bald dudes.
sir alex has pointed that out for a few years now,its not just the transfer fee its the wages,city will have no problem paying him 175k per week probably more.
i’ve stated this many times,rentboys,city and real madrid have ruined the transfer market,if utd want to sign a elite player 175k a week is what’s going to have to be paid.
@lidija
Ok the Rooney comment was piss take, lol. Honestly, I don’t mind innocent topics like this. But not non football topics that can invite abuse towards our players. Not condoning Giggs’ actions by the way.
@Balaji
Stone Cold Steve Austin.
Sone Cold? Rock ‘n Socks!
fuck there’s hundreds that would kick vin diesel’s ass
@wayne, Off the top of my head mate, I could probably think of better examples but feel free to join in.
Come on ROM, let’s show them cunts who want to discuss about our player’s personal lives how we do it downtown.
54 comments on Rooney’s hair? A lot of vain souls on here.
pinhead,silver surfer,lex luther,
The sexiest bald man is staring you in the face you blind fuckers….. Open your eyes
Terry Crews aka Cheeseburger Eddie or Julius
1st place – CedarsDevil
2nd place – Telly Savalas
3rd place – was Rooney, now it’s up for grabs!
homer simpson
vern schillinger
waynes probably done it so he can shave ’19′ into it!
i’ve not even got 19 hairs on the whole of my own head!! hope he’s not goin retro and planning on the ‘waddle-mullet’!
Hmmmm, There’s a difference!?
That’s shocking tbf – his hairline somehow looks worse! I’m sure it will look better when it grows out a bit – can it grow? I don’t really know much about hair transplants tbh.
Well done Wazza for betraying the bald brotherhood. Larry David will be so disappointed.
Voted for you Scott, but seems as though cos has been infiltrated by dippers.
As for bald men, well, it has to be Andre Agassi for me, my fave all time tennis player.
@ wayne – You’re right about the transfer market, but the chavs and the bitters won’t be able to do it for much longer if they want to compete in Europe.
“There’s a responsibility as the manager of Manchester United. It doesn’t go away,” Sir Alex told Inside United. “I’m not going to take it easy because we won the title”
http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5jQ_UXaR2OyWAStpmE6pITLnb7hUQ?docId=CNG.4089686353aadee570c27cb1d4593484.901
off topic but it seems that nasri is just waiting for us to come and get him and i lot prefer him to ashley young
Confidence is sexy, confidence is a big part of a players form. If hair gives him confidence get all you want. Did Shrek get a hair transplant in Shrek III i missed that one?
Fred – “Bald Brotherhood”. Ha. I love Curb your enthusiasm. Genius.
One hair product endorsement pay for the transplant.
Saw my mate the other day
He said he’d seen the last Sasquatch
So I asked who is he ? He goes by the name of
Wayne Rooney. .. Wayne Rooney…Wayne Rooney.
It’s off-topic alright! If you’d like to be on-topic, there’s a story about Nasri’s comments if you just scroll down a bit on the front page
@shebangsthedrums
Agassi would be a leading candidate if it weren’t for the decades of deceit and betrayal. He spent his career trotting around like Samson. Only recently did we come to find he was really rocking a bowling ball under that coif.
Manliest Baldy? Tough one. Going to have to go with George “The Animal” Steel
I have a one-eyed bald friend Dick who’s all Manhood! A hard man is good to find.
I prefer the old bald rooney but i suppose he wanted hair badly so good for him.
@ Fred
classic on LD, Do Rooney’s actions contitute a (self) hate crime ?
At least if we get sneijder he will represent the Bald Brotherhood.
Cambiasso next ?
So…where’s the bit that’s actually related to football?
As leeds cunts don’t play football, I suppose LUFCWhite wouldn’t know a famous footballer if Rooney kicked him in the face. We should try it, though.
I hear that the only thing keeping Wes form joining United is wages. What more could Wes want? 175,000 pounds in wages PER WEEK not enough for ya? added to that you’re playing for the best team in England with England’s best player and Mexico’s best player upfront. I really hope they reach some sort of deal. He would be an Immense signing for us.
Hahahaha what’s this Leeds twat doing on an MUFC blog?
Fuck off back to your squalid dump, sheep shagger.
My “squalid dump” is probably closer to Manchester than half of you on here,
I live 40 miles down the road, how far do you live?
Them crazy, them crazy
We gonna chase those crazy
Baldheads out of town
Chase those crazy baldheads
Out of town!
How far do you live Fred?
I speaka engalish! I learn it from a book!
I smell sheep? Baaaaa
Larry David = Genius
I live right here in Manchester, it’s great!
Thank God I wasn’t born in some Yorkshire shithole like Leeds.
@smartalex Fawlty Towers reference=win. Too many people over here in the States don’t appreciate that show.
“You started it, you invaded Poland!”
To paraphrase Walt Kowalski: “Get off my blog!”
Manchester is a bigger shithole than Leeds is tbh
At least there is minimum gun crime over here
I knew a girl, she had a woolly back and you called her barbraaaaaaaaaaaa!
Baa Baa BlackHead what a fucking tool
His mum squeezed him out with a loose stool.
He can’t speak English, never went to school
Now he supports leeds like any other fool.
Now with transplanting chest hair, wont it get all curly and look different then the rest?
Minimum gun criminals, maximum heroin addicts.
Evan, gotta love Fawlty Towers
My name is Manuel, I am from Barcelona!
Oh Manchester, is wonderful!
Oh Manchester is wonderful….
We all hate leeds scum
We all hate leeds scum….
I love the tribal aspect of the UK. Leeds scum suckers.
Less than a mile. Fucking scum.
I live in West Yorkshire, one of the largest conurbations in the UK. Not many sheep round here.
Maybe if youse got out of your armchairs and saw the world you’d realise this?
100th
no only is Leeds full of smack heads too doped up to know how to work a gun. When they aren’t getting high, they are shagging sheep. Sounds like a great life, Leeds here i come.
p.s it’s good to see other fans from different clubs here. I think we have a lot of closet Red Devils out there wanting to convert.
Hahahaha RedLife – spot on!
Time for life see the ROM-ulains latter.
GGMU
Not many LIVE sheep around there. Lot’s of frigid ewes though!
The streets of Manchester are littered with needles, so obviously you can use a gun whilst smacked up, as proved by your average Manc.
Truth is, we’re simply a higher breed than you lot. And like I said, there’s no sheep round here.
Stephen Ireland did this as well but it didn’t go well or he got tired of his new hair and instead shaved it off.
Stop hoofing around lads. The sheep are well back in leeds, with woolly coats.
A higher breed
@Willie – and dicks up their arses
Berba-hair;-)
@Fred says
fuck me mate, that was the first thing i saw loading up the page. What the hell’ going on here.
Only left for a few hours
Hahaha!
Truth is, Manchester > dirty leeds
Not bothered!
Nobody has mentioned George Costanza. The most self-centered baldie ever, before Rooney that is.
George Costanza is based on Larry David himself.
Kojak sucks!
Watching Snatch right now.
Jason “motherfucking” Statham has to be right up there with the rest of them.
@smartalex My image of SAF’s hairdryer comes from the rage of Basil Fawlty, only more scottish : P. Also the Major reminds me a lot of Roy Hodgson…..
Anyway, according to the official site, Sneijder really wants to come to us. But can he play deeper, behind Rooney and Chica? One thing’s for sure, he’ll be better than Gibson!
Yeah Fred is spot on. I live 12 miles from Leeds and its fucking rife with smackheads. Armley, Chappy, Gipton and so on. I don’t mind admitting, its a fucking shite hole.
In the first pic he looks like hes as old as Paul Scholes. in pic 2 he looks like Chicharitos age. Wonder what Colleen thought.
She wants a divorce. This is the straw that broke the camel’s back.
“Yeah Fred is spot on. I live 12 miles from Leeds and its fucking rife with smackheads. Armley, Chappy, Gipton and so on. I don’t mind admitting, its a fucking shite hole.”
Moss Side, Longsight, Miles Platting, Wythenshawe, plus the whole of Salford which is where your hardcore support are traditionally from. And so on.
What is a “Red Devil” like you doing over here anyway?
After living in leeds for the past 3 years and living in manchester for 4, I can safely say they are both as bad as each other, both shit holes, Manc city center is much nicer than leeds though. Elland road is a dump.
Chester on the other hand
I think it’ll start to look more natural after a few months. I’m pretty sure Sneijder got the same procedure and it looks quite a bit better. I’m assuming Rooney will still keep it short and the effect will be less patchiness.
Glad he never became a comb over like Bobby Charlton. I know the man is supposed to be a legend but I have met him and it was not a pleasant experience. Meeting Paddy Crerand was on the other hand amazing and he’ll always be the legend that is closest to the fans whereas Charlton is a club man and obsessed with England which has made him very bitter.
A man with a comb over looking like a gran dad playing when he was not even old makes Booby Charlton the least cool player of all time.
Finally, is the mancland obsession over skinheads to blame for the Rooney op because there seems to be a lot of United fans with shaved heads but you won’t hear the crowd chant “skinhead skinhead” with hands clapping over heads, Is this mainly because the nazi black shirts formed in Liverpool and why are so man local United fans shitting themselves over the issue of people and players with shaved heads?
Bellamy never shaved his head but was still labelled a nazi skinhead for years. Maybe some decent local fan can answer without popping a vein or two in their head.
Haha
he’ ll be doing a l’oreal commercial soon. cus im wurf it !!!!!!!
LOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsD4UK_-jeE
Devil in the Details
Please give some indication of what you have linked at 8:20.
Thanks.
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Does it say “CUNT” on his hoody?