PICTURES: Banners For Sunday

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1. October 23, 2009 at 13:59

   CROoney says:

   i’m gonna by myself a t-shirt with our badge and rafa’s picture saying :” in rafa we trust”
2. October 23, 2009 at 14:23

   trevor says:

   I really hope Fergie gives owen at least 30 minutes on the pitch!

   The winner against Man City!..> Now the winner against liverpool!

   End of season a 19th League Medal round his neck!! HAHA

   Stuff Fairy Tails are Made of!
3. October 23, 2009 at 14:55

   HARGREAVES' CURLY HAIR says:

   AIG alex is god
   i agree we have to be wary of them but to be honest king eric is right they don’t have it in them. they’ve lost the creativity of alonso. the dippers are a two man team and we all know it. they lose with or without ladyboy and saint stevie of me and that’s a fact!
   @rooninho
   i think you should’nt worry yourself about the bitter blues the arabs will leave and they’ll be in shite. hope they get relegated and go play in the conference league and go into administration like southampton or end up like the leeds scum!
4. October 23, 2009 at 15:08

   rooninho says:

   @hargreaves

   i hope you’re right, though i think they are shite now with their dirty oil money! i have a theory that the dippers are trying to get relagated to the championship so they can win that title and add that to their prehistoric 18 times!
5. October 23, 2009 at 15:13

   Ole Gun Her Souls Car says:

   We’ll get a few beach balls on the pitch, the crooked scouse cops can’t confiscate ‘em all.
6. October 23, 2009 at 15:20

   Swissdevil says:

   just got this from a friend:

   “Letter to Agent double 0-19!

   Dear Comrade,

   Thank you for the sterling work you are doing in the destruction of the well known establishment called Liverpool FC, who at one time domestically were the most successful English side only to be overtaken recently by our beloved Republik of Mancunia.

   The mission is now in its 6th year, and after your arrival you promised a 5 year plan whilst signing unknown players like Josemi, Kromkamp, Garcia and over the hill players like Morientes and Kewell you wooed the poor delusional followers of LFC.

   We accept that in 2005, it was a blip and you accidently delivered the Champions League but this was an ingenious plan to forever embed you into the hearts of the followers. We accept that you did not envisage Shevchenko to miss an open goal and whilst you would have lost the game would have been commended for the come back. The apparent success caused us a little pain but it was short lived. It was also declared that you were the master tactician.

   We also accept that you accidently won the FA Cup against West Ham again not knowing that their players would miss their penalties. However, this further endeared you to Liverpool .

   We were semi worried in 2006, so we sent you agent Lucas to ensure you are kept in line. A Brazilian international who masquerades as a footballer. We trust that he has been of use to you.

   In the last 3 years you have failed to win a trophy but are still loved all over Liverpool, Wales , Norway and Northern Ireland . There were even street demos to keep you in the job. Whilst our Republic continued to win trophy after trophy.

   Even when your team was performing poorly, you managed to deflect the criticism and aim it towards Parry, Moores , and the yanks.

   I salute your method of bringing in 67 players whilst getting rid of 78 in the last 5 years and spending 200 million plus but then declaring you have had no money to spend. The zombies lapped it up and even a group called SOS was formed to ensure you remain in the job. Ingenious!

   Last year when it looked like you were getting close to winning the league, which was not envisaged after some poor decisions against your opposition and huge slices of luck, you saw our beloved Republik underachieving. You then went on a rant in January to pressurise your subjects. This worked to a tee. Even when you looked like you may get sacked you delivered 2 ingenious results against Madrid and at our beloved homeland. This endeared you even further and achieving a 5 year contract!

   This year, you have single handedly destructed LFC with blow after blow by signing a crock for £20m and a defender who cant defend at £18m, whilst getting rid of your most effective player in the summer. The recent results have been spectacular a 22 year low, whilst we have gained even further strength after apparently being weakened. You even reeled experts like Hansen, McNulty and entire Sky Sports panel into tipping you for the PL title.

   Your mission this year is not to win a trophy and ensure you finish outside the top 4, which will financially cripple LFC. At the same time we want you to ensure that you finish 3rd in the CL table, you do have permission to win the Europa League! We loved the way you substituted the most effective player in Benayoun and bringing in Voronin, plus it looked like you were reduced to tears last night, and caring for LFC. Great acting!

   You have permission to beat us on Sunday as we do not want our plan failing or you getting sacked. So we will let you win.

   Comrade Benitez, the Republik of Mancunia salute you! Hail Benitez! Hail Benitez! You will receive a heroes welcome in our Republik!

   This letter will self destruct in 10 seconds!”
7. October 23, 2009 at 15:22

   raj k says:

   @natiasa:
   http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/3051/liverpoolbeachball.png
   credit to anon
8. October 23, 2009 at 15:30

   Drew Vader says:

   I might get ripped for saying this, but I think we will miss Fletch more than Rooney…. (if they both don’t make it) If I could pick one of them to be healthy, I would go with Fletch. He would piss all over Lucas… I hate being the pessimistic one, but I just don’t like the strength of a Carrick and Scholes partnership in a crunch clash like this one. The pace will be electric, and both of them like the game to be played at their slower, more methodical pace. And Anderson played the full 90 on wed, while Scholes was taken off.
9. October 23, 2009 at 15:43

   wazza (Bezi) says:

   both are quality banners, lol
   btw, where has Suhayl gone ? waiting for your positives and negatives mate
10. October 23, 2009 at 16:02

    jespermoses says:

    I am a bit fearful of A Liverpool backlash too and after what happened last year a lot is riding on this game.

    Revenge for us and the chance of putting their slim chance of the title well and truely to bed are nice but the thought of them having a freak result and beating us is a horrible thought!

    I just hope we attack from the first minute and dont let them get into the game at all.Without their ”2 best players in the world” they should crumble.
11. October 23, 2009 at 16:13

    Fze123 says:

    Great banners, looking forward to seeing them at anfield on TV. There should be one which says “Bonjour, we’re back with 18 titles! ooh ahh cantona!”.

    Can’t wait till sunday, expecting a demolishment from us. I am praying day and night for rooney and fletcher to be fit for the game.
12. October 23, 2009 at 16:36

    onemanunited.wordpress.com says:

    I like frezz123’s Idea

    “Bonjour, we’r back with 18 titles!Ooh Aah Cantona”

    both the banner’s are still nice, like both of em!
13. October 23, 2009 at 16:38

    Union Jack says:

    Where can I get flagslike these made?
14. October 23, 2009 at 16:40

    DanS says:

    Lads,

    We’ll ripped them apart. Come on Utd!!
15. October 23, 2009 at 16:42

    HARGREAVES' CURLY HAIR says:

    @rooninho
    lol mate they really want it badly. haha:-)
    @swissdevil
    lol mate. beneathus has been a loyal servant. this is their year!
    great banners will definately have a lookout for them on tv. also looking forward to the game. hope for a dipper bashing. guys i think that we should be confident rather than cautious. fergie will definately make sure that no complacency creeps into the squad so early in the season, and we know that he is up for it and wants to knock them off their fucking perch!
    hope wazza makes it. fletcher is a giant killer in games like these and is needed!:-)
16. October 23, 2009 at 16:49

    Swissdevil says:

    @ HARGREAVES’ CURLY HAIR : cheers…every year is their year isn’t it LOL
17. October 23, 2009 at 16:59

    Union Jack says:

    NEWSFLASH: The next Liverpool Champions League match has been moved to the Adult Channel. Apparantly 11 arseholes getting hammered is too explicit for Sky Sports.
18. October 23, 2009 at 17:50

    HARGREAVES' CURLY HAIR says:

    @swissdevil
    yeah it’s been groundhog day at merseyshite for 20 years. it’s about time they wake up from their delusional dream. but i guess they’re too deluded to know that.:-)
    @union jack
    lol mate
19. October 23, 2009 at 18:25

    King Eric says:

    SwissDevil & Union Jack – Fucking brilliant lads.

    Drew – I no what you mean but I am sure Fletch will play and Rooney for that matter. Can’t understand how you can say they have pace in their midfield with Lucas and the Argie? Or did you mean the team in general mate. Reckon fergie will go with three across the middle of the park. This is where we lost it last season but I can’t for the life of me see Fergie allowing it to happen again.
20. October 23, 2009 at 18:49

    Fze123 says:

    lol @ Union Jack
21. October 24, 2009 at 6:54

    utd4eva says:

    I really hope we hammer those nails into their coffin. There’s nothing more appealing to a MANCHESTER UNITED fan than that. Lets win this league by bashing those gay cunts at Anfield.
22. October 24, 2009 at 14:33

    Stop Press says:

    Flags like those above are available from :
    http://www.barmyflags.co.uk/
23. October 24, 2009 at 14:59

    Stop Press says:

    How about, to the tune of The BEACH Boys “California Girls”, “You wish you all could be Man United fans!” Then chuck all the Beach Balls on to the pitch.

    Liverpool last won the top domestic prize way back in 1990 the same year Nelson Mandela was freed & the Hubble Space Telescope was launched. Since then you’ve bought your first Satellite Dish, your first PC and your first mobile phone, you will also have discovered the World Wide Web. Liverpool have never won the F.A.Premier League, Manchester United have won it 11 times, United have done the double 3 times & THE treble, all since 1990.
24. October 24, 2009 at 22:25

    Union Jack says:

    Thanks 4 that stop press