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PICTURES: Rooney In England Training

Fabio Capello has confirmed that Wayne Rooney will play against Switzerland tomorrow for England.




 

67 Comments

  1. Moscow Delight says:

    If nike can stand by Rooney through thick n thin, so should we!!!!

  2. JD says:

    Well they stood by Tiger Woods didn’t they and the American culture is far more “perfect family” based so he got waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more stick than Wayne will. It’s the norm for footballers to fuck around, kids with too much money marrying young.

  3. Robert S says:

    @ JD: Yes, we need to stand by Wayne. But we really don’t need to play down is actions!

  4. willierednut says:

    Nike only care about the money, they don’t give a fuck about Rooney. I’ll support Wayne because he plays for United.

  5. Kingabdullah says:

    He looks sexy….and I’m a man. Love u Rooney

  6. united.george says:

    what is with the long black socks?

  7. hooligankicker says:

    Imagine how pleased Scholes is the media frenzy has moved on from him?

  8. bchilds says:

    @hooligankicker

    I doubt he’ll be pleased pal, Wazza is his teammate!

  9. RedScot says:

    Well said Willie spot on and your normal succinct self.
    If I was England watch out for Alexander Frei, he is there talisman, but lets hope our talisman scores for England and put this Hosshit to rest.
    We need him ……. Dont we?
    I will be listening to the Scotland game on line and watching England beat the fucking crap out of Switzerland.
    I am shouting for Wayne and the other United players I see on the Telly.
    I wish someone could bring me back a Toblerone. Toblerone out on its own ohhhhh please give me a Toblereone

  10. MG says:

    Starting from top left picture and working right and down

    Picture One

    Oh fuck I’ve been a monkey – what a dick Wayne

    Picture Two

    How am I going to make it up with Coleen – fucking hell this isn’t happening

    Picture Three

    Thanks Jermaine – I know I know I’ve been a dick

    Picture Four

    Fabio’s taking it easy with me – I can live with this fuck me wait till I get to OT though – Sir Alex is going to rip me to fucking pieces – the hairdryer is coming – fuck me the hairdryer…

    Picture Five

    The last time I tied my shoe laces my wife was happy when we were sharing a laugh. What the fuck have I done?

    Picture Six

    It isn’t the hamstring it’s my balls and I’ve let myself down

    Picture Seven

    The coaches here are not talking about it – oh boy I have to go to Carrington – the truth will soon come out then.

    Picture Eight

    I am a footballer – I am a manchester United player. I am a father and a husband. Now I’m a fucking low life I have let everyone down. How the fuck am I going to get over this?

    If you have a problem and if you can find him maybe you can hire MG

    : )

  11. willierednut says:

    RedScot – Thanks mate, no need for over kill lol.

  12. denton davey says:

    He’s 24, driven by his testosterone – Would this be a story if he game himself a hand-job ?

  13. Champ says:

    haha

  14. united.george says:

    If we think the fans in Everton will be bad, I wonder what the Bolton ones will be like….we play bolton on the 26th, following the liverpool game.

  15. Red as F*ck says:

    Innocent until proven guilty.

    Let’s hope anyway.

  16. Buytheclub2012 says:

    Support wazza if england without wazza or other united players just a fucking foolish rubbish team
    Fuck u capello u fucking anti united

  17. gerkeo says:

    Who do you reckon he’s more scared of facing? The wife or the gaffer?

  18. Buytheclub2012 says:

    I can’t go to godison to watch the game,so please if any united mates here please show our support louder come on united!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  19. mo says:

    Rooney Still United Hero

  20. willierednut says:

    Hardly worry about Bolton fans, one man and their dog.

  21. Champ says:

    I hate owen coyle

  22. Shaneunited7 says:

    The only thing we should be worried about is where sticks his balls nothin else!!

  23. Red_Till_Im_Dead says:

    Guys, can we get real for a split second?

    The idea of marriage is very young, and hasn’t been around for very long. The human race on the other hand has been around for hundreds of thousands of years, and history has taught us that alpha males had many many women. Its in our nature lads. How many of us, have cheated on a girlfriend before?

    Im not saying what he did is right, im just saying, get off your pedestals and stop judging Wayne.

  24. Champ says:

    Whitch balls?

  25. Costas says:

    Had no doubt Capello would play him. Well, if he has any anger building up inside, it’s better he takes it out tomorrow than on Saturday.

  26. united.george says:

    Portugal U21 play tomorrow, will give us a chance to see Bebe again, as will the England U21.

  27. TheRadLegion says:

    we should sell rooney and get drogger.. lol

  28. Slim says:

    I’m really surprised the media and pundits haven’t crucified Rooney for his erm shenanigans . I thought they would have been calling for his head by now.

  29. Gotta hate tiny tears says:

    gerkeo
    Id say if i was him Id be scared of facing my son when he finds out that when his mother was 3 months pregnant he went out and paid some whore for sex for the next 5 months. Imagine if you found out your father did that to your mother , the last thing on your mind would be ,well at least daddy could strike a ball well” :)

  30. Moscow is my heaven says:

    MG

    Brilliant, I laughed.

  31. Mickjk says:

    Still so bitterly disappointed in Wayne still. I think
    I’m in a bit if shock to be honest. Still it will pass and will be forgotten about. We move forward but forget the football ffs Wayne. I hope fergie gives him a couple of weeks to sort him
    Self, get his priorities straight. I mean this lad has turned the lives of his family members upside down the bounces on a plane to play footy. Ach it’s not right. I want my old Rooney back ;(

  32. aig alex is god says:

    Just heard about all this Rooney thing. as a United fan i continue to support him but for all the people who thought he was an ideal role model he has left everyone disappointed. In a way he has let the club down too given he is our main player. It will be interesting to see how this affects him mentally. Could ruin Waynes season if he cant get over it quickly. Certainly did affect Terry’s form when it happened to him. The next game he plays will be at Goodison where he wont exactly get a warm reception.. Think SAF should not play him in that one. If he loses his head he will do something silly and may get himself sent off.

  33. Fze123 says:

    Rooney has shaved his hair in order to avoid Fergie’s hairdryer, smart lad.

  34. smustu says:

    Guys, its all right, the media is just out to get us coz we are the best ! Team Wazza !

  35. denton davey says:

    aig @ 0:37: “The next game he plays will be at Goodison where he wont exactly get a warm reception..”

    Actually, he usually gets a good rollicking from the Everton fans; and so he should – “once a blue, always a red !” WayneRooney is a bloody good footballer and if anyone expects more from him then they’ve not been watching the news about his mates: StevieMe, JT, and Ca$hley ‘ole. All of these guys are overpaid and have an incredible sense of entitlement which is hardly surprising since they’ve been told – by all and sundry – that the sun shines out of their arseholes since they were litlte kids. They’re divorced from “reality” – or, to put that another way, their “reality” is a strange place that most of us wouldn’t recognize But, what the hell, this latest incident continues to confirm my sense that not only is sports entertainment but it’s often entertaining in unexpected ways. Given the bleak state of film today, I prefer my entertainment with a round ball being chased by testosterone-overloaded young men. And only a simpleton – or a hypocrite – would expect these guys to behave as honourably as, say, Tony Blair or Silvio Berlusconi or Willy Clinton.

  36. UNITED4life says:

    The lady said he is not a good fucker, no idea about positioning. I think the 42 year old hooker did not give him enough lesson. hahahaha

  37. gerkeo says:

    @united4life: she was 52 I think.

    The mirror are carrying a story that fergie has changed his plan to make rooney a future captain.

  38. UNITED4life says:

    @gerkeo

    You are right she was 42 back then. I read the same story on the sun too. One thing is clear Ronney is in trouble big time! I hope he come out of it stronger and mature person.

  39. FletchTHEMAN says:

    Hello gents. Didn’t feel up to contributing to this discussion over the last couple of days, heart just not into it. But the issue of Captaincy is now coming on and I feel strongly that this should be a focus of our thoughts.
    Several on here were in favor of Rooney as England captain following Terry’s removal. While I agree the lad is a talisman for both club and country, I think the lad needs less pressure rather than more. I have always thought talk of the Captaincy was both ill advised and extremely premature. Rooney had been showing some progress towards on field maturity in the last several years, but the evidence of volatility (on the pitch) is a consistent character flaw that is imposable to imagine in a captain. There is very little evidence that he is anywhere near capable of the self control needed to be a Captain, of England, and definitely not for United. The maturity may yet come but it is years off in my view.
    That said, I do not think that the off field problems should be as serious a problem. They are a problem, they reflect extremely poorly on Wayne and on United. But in the context of a young forward still learning to deal with immense pressures, they are possibly somewhat possible to comprehend. If he was Captain, then we would truly be in a world of hurt. Let the lad mature. He has a long way to go. Like Georgie, he may never get there. We can still admire the footballer. But not may never be able to admire the man.

  40. FletchTHEMAN says:

    @United4eva
    That link of yours says it all really. Crap of a man, never be Captain at United if this continues.

  41. United4eva says:

    @FletchTHEMAN

    I didn’t post that with the aim of passing judgement on Wayne just because it was the latest update on the situation that seemed to have visible implications for both the man and Man Utd.

    Although, as previously stated, I’m not going to defend adultery or anything like that ever I think we do have to acknowledge that everyone makes mistakes. Hopefully Wayne doesn’t make it worse by taking even more wrong turns…

  42. The Real AB says:

    This story seems false to me. Well I won’t trust a Hooker!!

    Just take a look at this article (sorry if already discussed)

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1309667/Wayne-Rooney-scandal-What-turned-Jennifer-Thompson-1-200-night-escort.html?ITO=1490

    Extracts from the above article-

    As one of her former friends said yesterday: ‘She will sleep with anyone. She’ll sleep with your boyfriend if you annoy her.’

    Her parents Hamish and Danuta, who are on holiday in Portugal, are said to have disowned her. She no longer has a key to the house and had to be let in by one of her brothers.

    She boasted to classmates about her relationship with then Bolton footballer El Hadji Diouf and claimed he paid her £200 to sleep with him when she was 17. She also told of an affair with Amir Khan.

    Well she is quite an attention seeker, isn’t she!!!

  43. Swissdevil says:

    C’mon SWITZERLAND!!!!!

  44. ericisking says:

    @the Real AB

    yeah, and we have yet to see any pictures of the two together, which must exist if it’s true that he took her out to high profile locations including Rio’s restaurant….

  45. Giles Oakley says:

    Hey RedScot, what’s this asking someone to bring you some Toblerone? Are you in jail or something? I’m sure if we have a whipround we can bail you out.

  46. Swissdevil says:

    @RedScot: I’ll be in Manchester Oct. 30st for the Spurs game.. tell me about your chocolate wishes.. cheers m8 xD

  47. Costas says:

    @Giles Oakley

    Hi mate. I hope you are well. While you are at it, could you get me one of those Cadbury Dairy Milk that weigh 1kg? Yum….

  48. GoatinaUnitedShirt says:

    The sad thing about this Rooney affair is he payed for the sex. Now if Stevie G, Luke Chadwich, Fletcherino and John Oshea can get birds, (as Rooney had (has) allready with Coleen) then why the fuck didn’t he just pick one of the 10′s of millions of willing snatch thats out their. If he has 1200 pound spare give it to fucking Unicef, maybe then some of those kids can have a good life and escape the clutches of Ribery and Benzema.
    I mean ffs he can have my arse in exchange for the airfare to watch United a few times a year, i mean what does it matter, he wants it to stay secret doesn’t he.

  49. GoatinaUnitedShirt says:

    Thats right ladies and gents i fuck for air miles, lol,

  50. Gee says:

    Im bored with this Rooney bollocks now!! We all need to get on with our lives and stop worrying about him and HIS life for fuck sake!! GET THE FUCK OVER IT!!

  51. willierednut says:

    Pack up your troubles Wayne in your old kit bag, and smile, smile smile!!

  52. King Eric says:

    Well he looks raring to go with his new barnet and beard. The mean looking Wayne. Actually surprised by how little stick he has got, with him being Ingerlund’s great hope. Had to laugh at Stan taking the moral high ground! You couldn’t make it up! Its not as if he bird beated or went dogging! They even had the cheek to say the clubs do not do enough to protect them Yeah like United don’t?

    Off topic but did anyone see United in Press? Why the FUCK were they talking about Adam Johnson? Couldn’t give a fuck about that cunt.

  53. Costas says:

    @Goat

    My guess is that he wasn’t looking for anything complicated. Just to have sex. The sad thing for him is that he probably thought that sleeping with a hooker meant that she would never expose him to the press. Rooney could have sex without paying for it, but there was no guarantee that the other woman wouldn’t want anything in return. Emotonially or financially…

    Not that I am condoning what he did. Just trying to make sense of it.

  54. Costas says:

    *emotionally*

  55. wayne says:

    latest rumors the slut has slept with a dozen top players according to her she’d troll the bars they’d go to a apparantly theres more women waiting in the wings to say they have had sex with rooney could turn into tigergate boys so brace yourselfs

  56. Costas says:

    @wayne

    And inevitably, the line between fact and fiction will be lost among journos and fans…

    We will have to learn to live with it I am afraid. So will Rooney.

  57. willierednut says:

    Costas – I don’t think Waynes that naive to think a call girl/hooker wouldn’t kiss and tell, i just think he doesn’t give a shit.

  58. Costas says:

    @willierednut

    Maybe. Perhaps I am a bit naive in thinking that she wouldn’t. If I was ever in that position(God forbid), I’d trust a call girl more than a regular woman I met in a bar to keep quiet. Simply because the call girl got payed for it. A lot. But then again, the Daily Mirror payed a lot too…

  59. wayne says:

    @costas yeah everyone comes out of the woodwork to make a buck when this shit happens,what a fucking dumbass how many high profile people have to get shopped out before they’ll learn these chicks are slags and looking for the 15 mins of fame so clearly cannot be trusted,i have no sympathy for him i just think its a common practice amongst pro athlete’s and alot of the wives knows it goes on

  60. GoatinaUnitedShirt says:

    We’ll if i was a proffessional footballer or big earning celebrity i wouldnt use a call girl assuming they’d keep quiet. The Mirror pays out hundreds of thousands of pounds for stories like this. She earned more from the Mirror than she did shagging Rooney (and all the others) over a period of a whole year. Not only does it save time squeeling but it cuts down on ring sting, battered tits, grazed knees, headbangers neck, tennis elbow. Not only that but if you tell you no longer have rumourtism, bom bom. Rooney should have done what Giggs has been doing for years, baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. I know, i speak the lingo.

  61. Giles Oakley says:

    Hi Costas, so you’re in jail too. Too much rioting in Athens, perhaps. Anyway lads, form an orderly queue and we’ll take your orders for chocolate . Just call me The Milky Bar Kiddo

  62. Costas says:

    @Giles Oakley aka Milkey Bar Kiddo

    Ah thanks, you are a real pal. I guess you could call it a jail. It’s very very very hard to find Cadbury products over here. When I travelled to England last summer, I bought two of the aforementioned chocolates so that I wouldn’t run out anytime soon. I almost exceeded my luggage’s weight limit. :P

  63. Giles Oakley says:

    Costas, I’m glad it’s not ‘Terry’s All Gold’ you favour… that would be ‘a Bridge too far’ and I’d be embarrassed to ask for it. And it would also leave a nasty taste.

  64. Keano16 says:

    It has now emerged that Jenny Thompson has slept with at least 12 other Premiership footballers . . . . . . . . . and Titus Bramble.

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