Couldn’t Coleen just do the decent thing and have a planned cesarean?! Why can’t she be too posh to push?!
“Coleen is due just after the Moscow game. It’s a long way but I have a job to go and play for United and, unless anything changes, I will be there,” said Rooney. “But of course, I want to be there for the birth of my child and, if anything happens around that time, then I am sure I will stay back.”
I mean, fair play to him, you can’t begrudge him wanting to be at the birth of his kid, but I’ll be fucking gutted if he misses the Liverpool game!



















to posh to push
come on coleen
your a rooney now
get stuck in and put 100 % effort in
I think I’d respect him even more if he missed the rat munchers game as we all know how much he’d like to play in it. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t want him to miss it.
oh dear. but i dont think he will miss the dippers game.its too big agame to miss cant blame wayne though.its a proud moment for anyone to become a father so i guess we just have to hope he dosent miss the game. no problems if he misses the moscow game though.we can win it without wayne.given all that happened at OT last year wayne will be determined to play the dippers
The due date is 14 days plus/minus so I’m not too nervous about the Liverpool game. Why not leave Wayne home when going to Moscow anyways, he could well use with a rest before going to Anfield!
I’ve never really heard of players missing games for childbirth before. Fair enough if it’s Moscow i guess because it’s so far away but assuming there aren’t any problems I’d be extremely surprised if he missed the scouse game.
lol ghtt
i think Rooney’s probably talking bout the possibility of missing the moscow game.Think its ok,since Moscow’s far off.Seriously, i don’t even think he’s thinking bout missing the liverpool game.Massive one.
Awesome,his baby’s due around his own birthdate!
MOrning! I think he just means the CSKA game and that’s because it’s at the other side of Europe. He won’t miss the Liverpool game and neither will MIkey…
Need him for the vermin game. We owe them cunts one!
@ Kings
we owe them two
I dont think its much to worry about. I would like to see SAF playing a youthful team in moscow and maybe leaving our regulars @ home.
Dippers need to be beaten to put them in their place. If they beat us they will think they the greatest team on the planet
can only says all tough guy have a soft spot. come on coleen…push push push… but a safe delivery ya!
I LOVE ROONEY
Tell her to film it and you’ll watch it later. Comon Wayne you need to prioritize.
get your priorities in order wayne
if he plays the dippers whilst he wife is in labour, it’ll be added inspiration to dedicate a hat-trick to his baby
Anyone know if they are having a boy or girl?? and if the baby is a boy, what is the legal age you can sign a pre-contract in England? “Fergie sign him up Fergie Fergie sign him up”
It’s OK just one game, we can afford to lose in Moscow – we should give some players a rest anyway before the Anfield trip – thoughts?
I think you make a valid point Tony Starks. I think players like Rio, Fletch and Wazza should skip that trip anyway.
Rooney wont be there against Liverpool
it’ll be a story running a week before the match
he wont be anywhere in the managers plans
then 23 minutes before kick off the team sheet will be released
bang
Rooney upfront with berbatov:)
bye bye dippers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9-njI8AbHI
There’s only one solution to t his problem.
Divorce.
Just gotta love it if Rooney scores against the Loserpools and dedicate the win and MoM award to baby Rooney…
If Rooney misses the Liverpool game that means Owen is going to start.. I reckon he will get a hat-trick
i just want to see owen play against looserpool and score atleast one goal.. and for me, then he will surely be a red devil then.. i’d love it if he scores a hat trick..
if he does then oh well cant do much about it
king, welbeck, macheda or owen to partner berbatov, take your pick fergie
i’d acutally give king a chance, pools defenders wouldnt be able to keep up with him
oh come on, good thing she aint too posh to push, if she had a planned cesarean then that would make rooney want to stay behind more, because it’s really painful & a long operation.
i agree with everyone, he must be talking about the Moscow game, i am sure rooney can’t wait for the dippers game. although, if rooney does miss it (god forbid) i wouldn’t mind it if owen started with berba and scored in anfield. that would be bloody good.
We all need a collective prayer that will rip the fabric of time and space. Our mantra/prayer will be “push, push, push.”
FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW,
CUZ YOU UNITED ARE GOIN TO MOSCOOOOW
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Back at the Luzhniki ..
(too bad Rooney and (Terry) are missing)
Didn’t xabi alonso miss a game for his kid’s birth? Then the waiter gave him shit for it? I seem to remember hearing something like that when he left.
he shud be with his wife. i heard the due date was the 25th which means he will be missing. kinda hoping it comes early but not too early. dont really mind if roon dosent play in moscow. he would want to play against the dippers but i would totally understand if he wasnt there owen for the hatrick at the kop end and to kiss the badge in frnt of gerrads erm erm face.
rachelreddevil – Your posts are always good . Love the “erm erm face bit”, Quality.
jansdad – yep you are right on that mate. Love it if Rooney and Owen score in front of the kop. Don’t think Rooney would want to miss out on that.
I hope the baby comes before, It might be better if he misses the CSKA Moscow game than if he misses the game against Liverpool.
@scott – coz Caeserian leaves a scar. She still wants to wear two pieces swim suit. Good enough answer? Besides, Caeserian has a higher element of risk compared to the el naturel way.
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She’s the ugly version of Posh Spice.