It’s been a funny old week in football. Here are the best bits:
“It’s not the same any more. To be honest, it’s rough. Everywhere new that opens attracts the wrong type of people. It’s not nice, so I haven’t bothered to go out.”
Alex Curran, Steven Gerrard’s wife
The wrong type of people? The type who beat up DJs who don’t play the music they like?
“When you are at a top club with top players you understand that a big squad is needed and you won’t play every game.”
Carlos Tevez
Strange that. 51 appearances including 45 minutes in the Champions League final wasn’t enough for Tevez but since joining City he’s OK with not playing all the time? Funny the difference £60k a week makes…
“Seriously getting pissed off now. Why can’t anything be simple. It’s so frustrating hanging round doing jack shit. Do I want to go to Hull City, no. Do I want to go to Stoke, no. Do I want to go to Sunderland, yes. So stop fucking around, Levy.”
Darren Bent
His rant on Twitter cost him £80k. Funny though.
“Those Adidas balls move around a lot!”
Craig Cathcart
The less than convincing explanation for hitting our woodwork against Boca Juniors.
“We lost the title because of not winning enough home games against sides who ended up mid-table. Liverpool need players who can drop deep, find unexpected space, use a bit of quality and open up a game. Rooney and Tevez are the kind of footballers who pull defenders and holding midfielders into places they don’t want to be.”
Fernando Torres
As it is, you’re just going to have to settle for no Rooney, no Tevez… and probably no Alonso and no Mascherano.
“My relationship with the United fans was always excellent. They were very supportive of me, and they will always be close to my heart. I hope I will get a good reception, because I am very fond of them and we had a good understanding.”
Carlos Tevez
Yes, it was excellent, until you joined for our hated rivals and repeatedly lied about the manager in the press. Now we think you’re a cunt and you’ll be booed every time you go near the ball. However, we do appreciate you continuing to tell the press how much you love us – I’m sure that goes down really well with the bluenoses.
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Darren’s rant is the best.
haha.
tevez proves it was for money he joined Shitty.
Macheda is god
i hope that Turkish striker thing is just a rumour.we have lots of them.dont need any more.i would rather prefer Fergie buying a defensive Mid rather than another Striker.
tevez=loves united fans
torres=loves loves rooney
must go over well with the bin dippers and the bitters
whats next Gary Neville shopping in champion sports for a liverpool tracksuit
Scott nice one for opening my eyes up to the wonderful world of Krombacher
Without doubt the best quote of the week was this :
“Miss, Miss – stop the play – Anderson has scored!” Emily.
i told her anderson scored when they had a 2 min break in the middle and emily just said ” my daddys happy cause anderson scored”
ghtt
tell emily to take part in plays regularly.ando will scre loads of goals then.it must have been double joy for you,emily doing well and ando scoring
GHTT i was looking through your youtube and i’m glad a fellow tallaght is on the site, actually only across the road from me i’m in alysbury.
Quote of the week, “Scoring on his debut for Manchester United, Antonio Valenthia”
haha
GHTT i was looking through your youtube and i’m glad a fellow tallaght man is on the site, actually only across the road from me i’m in alysbury.
Quote of the week, “Scoring on his debut for Manchester United, Antonio Valenthia”
haha
Darren Bent wins
“attracts the wrong kind of people” didnt the gangsta shagging blonde get arrested for fighting in a chinese restaurant in central liverpool??
Best £80k Darren Bent has ever spent…!!
Did tevez really said that? What a fuckin greedy cunt….I think I hate him more then I hated Heinze…
I love you scott!!! so funny lol
Well the last time I heard Tevez speak was when we won the titel in spring! He hardly speaks english (and the ordinary sports jouranlist won’t be much better in spanish)! I really wonder where all these comments come from!
Message to Darren Bent:
“If you want to go to Sunderland and not Hull or Stoke, can I? We’re both similar players.. I mean we both play up front and keep missing the target. If you have a chance to play for Hull or Stoke, Darren, then so do I.”
“Those Adidas balls move around a lot!”
Craig Cathcart
The less than convincing explanation for hitting our woodwork against Boca Juniors.
Hahahhaha I am not suprise!! United are sooo used to NIKE~ the best reason to give is cmpliants on ur sponser rival!!ahahahha Nice one Craig!
Buliwyf – http://www.shortlist.com/sport/article/exclusive-carlos-tevez-interview/1
200% with u pal,aig alex..
no more attacking minded, go for holding mf/defensive, a world class ones !!
Craig Cathcart’s is the best of all !!
ha haha!!!
Darren Bent’s Twitter account has gone now too!
The only place Stevie’g's missus goes is, out sucking a drug dealers cock for some Charlie
No wonder Mr Liverpool goes about trying to puncj fuck outta people…..cos he sure as eggs can’t spank the dealer who has had his missus chewing on his bellend…..!!