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Quotes Of The Week

“Rio Ferdinand has been in poor form this season by his standards and I think Sir Alex Ferguson would be shrewd to cash in on the star in January.”
Stan Collymore couldn’t be a bigger prick if he tried.

“I don’t want to play United in the knockout rounds – they’re a very strong team and I have many friends there. I played for six years at Old Trafford and have many friends at the club, but maybe if we met in the final it would be good. It will be very difficult if we play against United but to be honest I don’t want to play them.”
Not scared are you, Cristiano Ronaldo?

“One day it’s Real, the next it’s United and more recently it has been City. The player has already said he wants to remain at Inter. If Real or United knock at the door then that’s one thing, but City? What would Maicon do at City? Let’s not joke around…”
Maicon‘s agent was not too happy about his Brazilian international client’s rumoured move to City.

“I believe that you have justice and it’s not my justice, it is the justice that England has decided to apply to his case. When he has paid his sentence, of course you would consider signing someone like that. When he has paid his sentence, some clubs if they want, they will take him. He is an individual and if you do what he has done, the fact that he has played football has nothing to do with it.”
Wonder if Arsene Wenger would be so forgiving if it was his daughter who got groped and her nose broken by Marlon King? The fact he plays football has everything to do with it… how many other professions would employ someone with 14 convictions including prison time for assaulting a woman?




 

87 Comments

  1. ancha says:

    that last one made my day…thanks scott for providing it!!

  2. RJ says:

    Maicon’s agent is clearly a legend…..

  3. Christovski says:

    Who on earth decided that Stan Collymore would make a good pundit? Either way, I want whatever they were on when they made that decision.

  4. Norbert Bugeja says:

    LoL @maicon’s agent…he’s an idol of mine :)

  5. dno says:

    “city what?” maicon’s agent.

  6. Evra's biggest fan says:

    Maicon’s agent knows the score!

  7. tunnelboy says:

    Wonder if anyone’s asked Colleymore’s opinion on Marlon King!!

  8. WHO says:

    city are a massive football club

    collymore and mc manaman, they are two pundits every station need,
    a pair of complete cunts.

  9. Gotta hate tiny tears says:

    sign Maicon??? why not
    but with his attitude Id love to sign up Maicon agent

  10. willierednut says:

    Has ronny been watching us lately lol.

  11. Muggaz says:

    Ronny knows he would come up against our boy Patrice, and in fairness, any attacker would feel the same !!! also a classic from Maicon’s agent!

  12. willierednut says:

    Does miacon’s agent not know their massiveeeeee!

  13. gingerprince says:

    Maicon’s agent is a class act

  14. HARGREAVES' CURLY HAIR says:

    Ronnie is trying to build a bridge in case it does’nt workout at the clusterfuck. fuck stan collybore he always has shit to say the demoralising thing is that he gets paid to do this. lol maicon’s agent is a legend. shitty are a MASSIVE club! haha:-). why is Wenger talking nonsense if he wants to sign a woman beater he should come out and say it King would be ideal for fucking up the arsewipes if wenger were to sign him. Sorry off topic guys do any of you know who the referee is for the chelski game is? we would’nt want a referee like Mike Riley i can’t believe that last season at the bridge he issued 9 yellow cards for our players and some of them were meaningless. honestly i’d like howard webb.

  15. King Eric says:

    “What would Maicon do at City? Let’s not joke around…” Ha ha fucking priceless.

    As for Collybore people on here know how much I detest the man. Even last night he was saying that Drogba not in the same league as the ladyboy because he only scores the rentboys third and fourth goals. Not the winners in BIG matches. What the fuck? I hate Drogba but would rather him than the ladyboy cunt. Remind me Stan just how many goals has Torres scored in the BIG games as you put it this season?

  16. theres only one Keano says:

    HARGREAVES’ CURLY HAIR
    na ronaldo has hug respect for united, I always thought of him has a sporting or benfica fan maybe a barcelona fan because how those clubs bring through players and how their values are so family like. we all need to realise he is from portugal and he always wanted to play in spain, butonly madrid were drunk enough to pay that much for him because barcelona have too much sence to spend that much on a player. well if ferdinand continues to pick up injurys I doubt we would get much for him showcroft I would love back at united.

  17. sam the kenyan red says:

    What would Maicon do at City? Let’s not joke around……..
    made my day but if you tell that to a shity his response would be…..
    “maicon?? he a’int anything i would rather have zabaleta a million times!!!”
    hahaha i tell you those guys dont take rejection kindly!!

  18. sam the kenyan red says:

    does anyone here really hope we play against ronnie???……..if there is any me aint one of them..i would rather face a messi/kaka a million times than a fully fit ronnie rearring to go!!

  19. willierednut says:

    I normally agree wiv you king eric but id rather ave the lady boy over drogdive, imagine a rooney torres partnership it wud be explosive.

  20. Gotta hate tiny tears says:

    Torres= Saha
    had him now we dont
    simples

  21. red rossa says:

    who wouldnt want to go to city with all their champions league and premiership titles? oh wait…….. thats us :) …. as for collymore he is just like all the other feckers sayin rio’s past it but we all know in a few weeks when the whole team is firin on all cylinders when we hit form that all pundits will be suckin balls and sayin he is key to it all, wengers only saying that because he is a sleazy groper too

  22. theboogeyman says:

    Maicon’s agent is brilliant, absolute class!

    Marlon King should never be allowed to play football again, thug that he is.

  23. theboogeyman says:

    red rossa-Come on,don’t have a go at Wenger.

  24. Gotta hate tiny tears says:

    what a fantastic day of news today
    After reading about Sir Alex talking about How much of a leader and role model Darren Fletcher is then The next bit of news
    collymore??? marlon king????
    how to be a big man by punching a woman
    excellent to support United isnt it

  25. reyals says:

    @sam the kenyan red

    Completely agree. If there was anytime to be up against CR7 it certainly isn’t now.

    He’d dance circles around Rio, get Rooney and Scholes sent off, take the mickey out of Neville before scoring a goal that leaves Old Trafford in awe….and then he’s have a subdued celebration out of respect to the fans and the club.

    Sigh…i don’t think I could take it

  26. Gotta hate tiny tears says:

    red rossa
    what scott wrote about Wenger is fact and as a father to a girl I agree with scott.
    What you wrote about Wenger is the type of tripe that gives football fans a bad name

  27. willierednut says:

    Thats a low 1 red rossa.

  28. Jack says:

    ronaldo = evras back pocket :)

  29. afromanc says:

    Maicon would be a great signing, he is class!

  30. theres only one Keano says:

    Gotta hate tiny tears
    na saha was a poor finisher torres when he is fully fit when it comes one on one with a GK he is the best in the world putting it past a GK and his overall game is deadly saha was nothing great, like I said in another article of Scots benitez has burnt out and ruined Torres career while fergie could have accelerated and added medals to Torres empty cabinet.

    collymore is a joke I don’t listen to talksport BBC 5 live even marcotti who thinks tevez is the bees knees or the media when half of them are Liverpool fans alan hanson I have huge respect for and I will occasionally tune into match of the day or soccer Saturday because their views are consistent and the soccer Saturday panel are a right laugh. But for the rest I don’t really care what they have 2 say I am bored with them and I have better things to do than read them or listen to them spouting more garbage and propaganda probably since when they have questioned Ferguson again and say he should go in 2004/2005 after he made them look like idiots during uniteds golden era in the 90s and early millennium and then he does it again rob Smyth will always be the stand out jorno who to this day still is looked on has a jackass.

    their views no one can take seriously anymore now when in the last 4 seasons their predictions are.

    06/07 season media prediction Chelsea and Liverpool strongly actual winner United

    07/08 season prediction Chelsea winner United,

    08/09 season Chelsea actual winner United.

    09/10 season media prediction Liverpool actual winner united Chelsea maybe arsenal.

    ironically even when ronaldo was at united they still wrote united off whats changed now nothing from the media jackasses
    They seem to get it wrong time and time again to the point when I am laughing and laughing my ass off. When the season gets underway they start to realise hey the chinks in their predicted winner the holes are more like black holes and they try to retract these statements but scott and un united fans like to refresh their memory. The media should be asking themselves why question a manager yet love wenger who ferguson year in year out delivers what I expect championships cups and getting to finals wenger delivers propaganda false promises overrated youngsters who they believe their hype they think they are better than they actually are and never win anything in the game. sorry it was a long post and thats my two sence of todays headlines and my media rant.

  31. HARGREAVES' CURLY HAIR says:

    i understand how you’d feel when we’re facing ronnie but tell me this who would come out tops when a fully fit rio faces an in form ronnie i’d say rio. remember when rio faced ladyboy at anfield in the 07-08 in december in our classic away kit ladyboy almost did’nt touch the call the whole game. when fit there is no better ball playing defender on the planet than rio.

  32. theres only one Keano says:

    HARGREAVES’ CURLY HAIR
    that was one of my fav ever black away kits since the 98/99 black away kit.

  33. HARGREAVES' CURLY HAIR says:

    @reyals
    the previous post was for you
    @theres only one Keano
    tbh when fit saha was united class the problem is that injuries blighted his footballing career. i think ladyboy is class but i’d rather wazza cos he offers way more.

  34. HARGREAVES' CURLY HAIR says:

    @reyals
    the previous post was for you sorry ladyboy almost did’nt touch the ball.
    @theres only one Keano
    tbh when fit saha was united class the problem is that injuries blighted his footballing career. i think ladyboy is class but i’d rather wazza cos he offers way more.
    Guys i’m glad we’re back to playing in our black away kit like we did in the 07-08 season.:-)

  35. theres only one Keano says:

    HARGREAVES’ CURLY HAIR
    torres is not bad himself in terms of his overall game but I never said I would rather him over rooney, its like saying I would rather zidane over scholes becaue scholes like rooney is a gem and is the future well scholes was. I would not swap rooney for anyone because I get the comfort that rooney will spend his entire career at united, one reason I would like torres before he became injury prone is because he does not seem to want to move away from england. is it true rooney had MUTV since the station started and rooney is a united fan also partly because rooney is the fan on the pitch that he can stick it to liverpool and the bitter fans every year they win nothing, I said this rooney is the talented version of roy keane in terms of creativity and goals.

  36. rooninho says:

    how does collymore have a job? does anyone value his opinion on anything? how long can he live off those goals against newcastle?

    ronny seems to be always overstating how ‘appy’ he is with the fascists, yet he continually praises united and the premier league. then he goes on about rooney joining him. it all sounds like regret. too bad ronny! united have moved on well without you, and saf is putting together a brand new title winning dynasty without you. he should get together with ruud and becks, and start some kind of post united therapy support group!

  37. Mohit says:

    Can anyone tell me if the united match will be shown live tonight in india?As far as i know milan madrid match will be shown on ten sports and chelsea match on z sports. So please if anyone has correct schedule then please post it here.

  38. Gotta hate tiny tears says:

    united city tonight in the reserves

  39. Arindam@KOL says:

    United need :
    A keeper
    A RB
    a left winger
    a creative Mid

    lotsa shopping , eh , boys ??

  40. Giles Oakley says:

    Some say the good old days, others know the truth. When I was a kid the idea of someone like Mohit (greetings brother) asking if United would be on live TV tonight would be even more science fiction than Dan Dare (younger readers: he was a chisel-chinned intergalactic hero, a bit like, er, Gary Neville. Or maybe not). I love the idea of all these people from far-flung places tuning in to see United. I’d love to know how many countries are represented on this site. Hope it is live in India, Mohit. Enjoy.

  41. Gotta hate tiny tears says:

    Arindam@KOL
    1/Van Der Sar for this and next season
    2/Oshea’s best season was last season in a united jersey at right backand has been almost flawless this season
    Wes Brown
    DA SILVA
    Ctrl Alt De Leat
    3/ Obertan
    4/ Fletcher Hargreaves Scholes

  42. theres only one Keano says:

    Gotta hate tiny tears
    I thought john o sheas best season was the 02/03 season still how can he go from being an exciting full back then to a watered down average full back these days with very little mobility in terms of control of the ball and getting forward, dont forget he nutmeged figo that year.

  43. Gotta hate tiny tears says:

    I could never forget
    but i still think his best season was last season http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gasxpPiews

  44. Bebeto says:

    Collymore being deemed acceptable as a pundit is bewildering. Controversy may be an incentive to hire an individual, only he can’t even purport to be that. He’s a dolt.

    If fans want the opinions of a cunt they can go to the pub. There is no justification for nationalising idiocy.

  45. wazza (Bezi) says:

    Maicon’s agent should have also been the agent of Robinho, lol

  46. Gotta hate tiny tears says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJhVFGedmjE
    tosic Competition
    and a drunk Gotta hate tiny tears
    what more could you want

  47. Tasty Geezer says:

    I’d like to ask Collymore what he thinks about footballers who beat up women?

    Oh wait a mo . . . !!!!

    One complete and utter tosser.

    He’s got his own head up his own arse.

  48. Hurdy Gurdy Man says:

    Even the dippers dont like collymore. http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=248727.0

    what is his demographic? Who cares what he has to say?

    As for all the talk of the game live on tv tonight. Everybody can enjoy another evening of Andy Gray. Does anybody else want to cut their own toes off when hes commentating on games involving united. he has nothing of merit to say and simply points out the obvious while messing with his little machine all the time looking at the camera far too many times as he envies Richard Keys for the job that he feels should be his.

  49. theres only one Keano says:

    Gotta hate tiny tears
    I thought o shea was always 6/10 last year he never looked great at RB and if brown was never injured he would be well ahead of o shea a RB. o shea in the 02/03 seaon yes he was younger but it looked like he was turning into one of the premierships most exiting young full backs driving up the LB area ine said he could play LW thats how well he played that year, one of his best moments in the 02/03 season was going past 2 newcastle players used his other foot nutmegged the second newcastle player and he smashed the cross bar. I still never understood how he never went on and got better.

  50. theres only one Keano says:

    Hurdy Gurdy Man
    when andy grey and martin tyler both doing commentary on united I love it and it brings back all the memorys of the premiership years. when united lift the premiership most years tyler sounds so much like a man utd fan love how he says manchester united.

  51. Goddess says:

    American football would hire King in a heartbeat. They consider woman beating, prison time and multiple convictions to be a CV enhancer.

  52. theboogeyman says:

    Giles-Sadly,the match is not live in India.The broadcasters have decided to show Madrid vs Milan on one channel, and Atletico vs. Chelsea on the other.

    Health any better, by the way?

  53. Fze123 says:

    Collymore is a cunt and a hater, never says a positive thing about utd/ our players. Marlon King should be banned from playing football forever. Maicon’s agent is pretty smart. I hope we do play real in the knockout rounds and hopefully knock them out of the competition.

  54. Hurdy Gurdy Man says:

    Theres only one keano

    I do like Tyler. Think hes one ofthe best commentators around. il always remember him from the f.a. cup semi final replay in 99. Its a wonderful run from GIGGS. Absolutely brilliant. Have no time for the rest of the sky panel. Maybe richard keys. Normally stick on rte if the match is on there.

  55. wazza (Bezi) says:

    imo Richard Keys is good and neutral. Tyler is still the best around

  56. cantona7 says:

    hi guys i just got back from playing futsal… opened my laptop and came to this site… to read Maicon’s agent’s comment in this f*cking tired body and mind is priceless..

    let’s have a big laugh at City
    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

  57. Arindam@KOL says:

    United should buy :

    GK – Akinfeev / Adler / Neuer
    RB – Beck / Maicon / Lahm
    CM – Kroos / Ozil / Misimovic / Diego
    LMid – Mata / Silva / Affelay

  58. Hasan says:

    @Giles Oakley…
    Greetings to you too mate.. Don’t know about the rest of the world but you’d be surprised with the number of people from India who visit this site (on the second thought not really that surprising considering how many we actually are). God bless science..I move from one match to the next with the space in between called life..can’t even imagine how hollow the supposed good old days would be. Half a world across there is only so much one can read or hear in the mainstream news so we (i take the liberty to include others) have little choice but to float from one site to the next trying to sniff out information no other media would report. Then of course there are also these often uplifting often enriching and often infuriating views of Scott that I simply can’t miss. And since i’m at it..always wanted say this as well and i hope it doesn’t come out wrong but when i hear those talks about the rise in ticket prices and stuff it makes me sick. I’ve been planning to see a match from the stands for years (and been saving for almost equally long) so those talks make me wonder if people fail to realize how lucky they really are. Consider the 330 million ‘core’ fans and one’d see i know what i’m talking about. But my piggy bank is almost there..can’t wait to make worth of it all.. coming to the mecca soon..hopefully will see a few of you too..

    @@mohit.. Keep a eye on zee sports..else deferred telecast for certain on ten sports at 4 in the morning.

  59. wazza (Bezi) says:

    even the reserves are playing tonight against shitty. btw, United finally seem to have won an appeal :
    http://www.manutd.com/default.sps?pagegid={F9E570E6-407E-44BC-800F-4A3110258114}&newsid=6642370

  60. sanj says:

    wouldn’t it be great for a surprise inclusion of hargreaves in the squad? that would make this day even better, being that PES 2010 came out here in the US today. a long evening of footy for me!

  61. Union Jack says:

    Do we know the team yet

  62. theboogeyman says:

    sanj-PES started to suck after 6, get FIFA, or if you have it, play that instead.

  63. sanj says:

    boogeyman, i bought FIFA10… i think PES is far better in terms of gameplay. FIFA has all the licenses and a great presentation, but to me, gameplay is the most important. plus, united is already licensed, so that’s enough for me. ha.

  64. theres only one Keano says:

    Hurdy Gurdy Man
    and andy grey he also is almost a united fan too some of his quotes like in the 1999 semi final also. clive tydsley is well his quotes are legendary. its down to tyler grey and tydsley has my fav commentators. they are my fav propably grown up listening to them a truly golden era of football commentary and look who we have now its shit.

  65. RedDeviled Egg says:

    City get less respect from the world of football than women get from Marlon King ahahaha

  66. wazza (Bezi) says:

    i guess it’s going to be a 4-5-1 tonight with Owen leading the line.

  67. Red Army says:

    Hoping Tosic starts tonight.

    Can’t understand why he isn’t starting anyway. He has the lot.

    My team tonight (if you care)

    Foster

    Rafael Wes Evans De Laet

    Obertan. Fletch. Carrick. Tosic

    Owen. Kiko?

  68. Jack says:

    http://www.manutd.com/default.sps?pagegid={F9E570E6-407E-44BC-800F-4A3110258114}&newsid=6642355&page=1

    2nd page he says his working on a little dance, this hope he scores tonight.

  69. sanj says:

    just read that jack…
    “You might not be able to tell from my face but I promise I’m celebrating inside,” he says. “I’m trying to work on a celebration. I’ve been listening to a lot of music at home so maybe when I score again you’ll see a little dance.”

  70. Jack says:

    ROONEYS ON THE BENCH, OWEN AND MACHEDA START

  71. Jack says:

    VAN DER SAR, NEVILLE BROWN EVANS FABIO, VALENICA SCHOLES FLECTHER NANI, OWEN MACHEDA

  72. Gotta hate tiny tears says:

    van der sar
    nev brown evans fabio
    valencia scholes fletcher nani
    kiko owen
    THATS THE TEAM

  73. Gotta hate tiny tears says:

    iM JUST WATCHING MICHEAL OWEN BEEN INTERVEIWED ON MATCH DAY LIVE ON MUTV
    and i have to say its the funniest thing ever get this LIVERPOOL FANS
    Owen wants to win the Premiership and Champions league because there the 2 medels he’s missing because h’s “WON ALL THE LITTLE ONES LIKE THE EUFA CUP FA CUP AND CARLING CUP” HA HA HA FUCK YOU AND YOUR TREBLE

  74. portugueseprincess says:

    Hope Rooney comes on the second half and scores a goal for baby Kai. Hopefully Owen gets 2 goals tonight. And I am really happy that Fletcher is back. Come on United!

  75. The Red Indian says:

    By the way, who are all on the bench ?

  76. EnviousNV says:

    who are all on the Subs ?

  77. Costas says:

    I am ok with the starting XI.Chelsea come first i guess.United are 22 games unbeaten at OT in Europe.Hopefully the trend will continue.

  78. Dani says:

    How come there’s no Tosic? When will he ever play?
    Fergie, try him up! lol
    Please, play the Zoran!

    Strong formation by the way, Hope Kiko does well and Nani hits secong gear.

    C’Mon United!

  79. Costas says:

    The subs: Kuszczak,Evra,Ando,Rooney,O’Shea,Obertan,Gibbo(good to see him back).

  80. Gotta hate tiny tears says:

    Dani
    he’s playing against city

  81. theres only one Keano says:

    Gotta hate tiny tears
    I saw that it is obvious a dig on the success he had at liverpool maybe he feels bitter the way the scouser fans have treated him when he was playing at newcastle I bet he has been dying to say that. no offence he must have been thinking well if they hate him over moving to madrid why not just move to united 2 piss the scousers off even more.

    for the fat waiter the chickens come home to roost for burning out his only striker.

  82. bchilds says:

    Wenger and Collymore talking utter shite

  83. Xyth says:

    Maicon’s agent is a genius!!!!!!!!!!!!

  84. Giles Oakley says:

    Thanks for asking about my health, boogeymen. I had a ‘planning scan’ today, to line me up for my radio therapy in a couple of weeks, when beams are targeted at the tumour and at-risk lymph nodes in a sort of microwave. All a bit daunting but the staff are wonderful at the Royal Marsden. But I’m actually more worried about my heart-rate and blood pressure, which were tested to the limit tonight…football, eh, bloody hell. Actually my blood pressure went off the scale at that ref denying Fletcher his pen, and then booking him for diving!!

  85. theboogeyman says:

    Giles-I missed the match,I got too sleepy and plus I had school so….

  86. Gooner77 says:

    I agree with you Scott here – I don’t know what Wenger is on about – one thing is for sure though there is no way King would ever be signed to play for Arsenal (even though he would never be good enough) – why Wenger feels the need to play devils advocate in this situation is beyond me.
    The likes of Pennant and Bentley were moved on for their big time charlie attitude and clearly King falls into much, much worse bracket, he may pay his sentence but given that he has previous convictions and record of doing this proves that it wasn’t a one-off. If I had a daughter and found out the was frequenting the kind of places that footballers go on the pull I would be livid!!!

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