The Republik of Mancunia runs yearly competitions for a bit of a laugh, with Mancunia Merchandise prizes up for grabs for the winner and runners up. Last year’s was in honour of Carlos Tevez, when after signing him RoM spotted a video of the Argentine dancing, and the “Can You Shake It Like Tevez” competition was born. The winner received a “Republik of Mancunia” hoodie which he wore proudly!
A year further on, the “Sing A Song For The Unsung” competition is launched.
Basically, this a competition where entrants will be asked to create a chant for a United player. But not just any United player, oh no, a player that doesn’t have a song, or at least, not one regularly sung at Old Trafford.
Rio Ferdinand (“Rio! Rio! Rio!” is hardly a song), Michael Carrick, Edwin Van der Sar, Dimitar Berbatov, Nani, Patrice Evra, Fabio and Rafael and Darren Fletcher are the available players.
You can simply enter with the lyrics chant, or, as would be preferable, create a video as well. The more creative the better. Here’s an example (by Mikeyt086) of what we’re looking for:
The winner’s prize is any t-shirt you want, in any size, from MancuniaMerchandise.com.
For any questions or entries email us here, or if you’d like more information for yourself or to pass on, click here. Good luck!
Chants posted in the comments section WILL NOT be counted in the competition. You must e-mail them to the above address.
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Patrice Evra: Postaman Pat tune.
“Left back pat, left back pat
with his white and red cap
Bombing down the left wing,
banging loads of balls in
He`ll make your right back look so fuckin crap”
Berbatov: Anderson-son-son tune
“Berba-tov-tov-tov
He told City to fuck off
Berba-tov-tov-tov
He showed Spurs who was the boss
30 mill, we dont mind
Hes now wearing number nine
Berba-tov-tov-tov
He told City to fuck off”
Rafael and Fabio: He plays one the left, he plays on the right tune
“Two twins from Brazil
they play in defense, play in midfield
Fabio is left, Rafael is right
They will make you wingers look shite.”
Berbatov chant:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFgmKW9-92w
red devil….love the evra postman pat one…genuine class
i think another left back pat has to be added to the 2nd line…for the melody of postman pats song to flow. That is my winner…end of comp
NANI – goes like queen – want to break free
he wants to score goals.
he wants to,- score goals.
and when he score goals he will flip side to side, and we know he’s unreal.
he wants to score goals
NANI
NANi wants to score goals………..
And then he goes past
and so fuckin fast
and when he goes past he will smile, then will megs you, you really don’t know how.
he is so fast
NANI
NANI is so fuckin fast……
Da Silva Twins
Oh Fabio – He’s wonderful
Oh Rafael – He’s wonderful
Red Devils, just like the Nevilles
The Da Silva’s are wonderful
Oh Fabio – He’s wonderful
Oh Rafael – He’s wonderful
They’ve got the skills
they were born in Brazil
The Da Silva’s they’re wonderful
What about Rodrigo Possebon? No chants for him?
Possebon already has a chant
He plays in midfield
He does the samba dance
That boy Rodrigo
He has got no chants
Viva Berbatovvvvvv
Viva Berbatovvvvvv
They wanted him in blue
But he said “Fuck you”
Viva Berbatovvvvvv
in the style of ‘give it up’ by KC and the Sunshine Band
na-na-na-na-na-na-na-Nani!
Nani score a goal,
score a goal,
Naaaaani score a goal.
Simplistic, but effective i think.
or
in the style of ‘Her name is rio’ by duran duran
His name is Rio and he is the best in the land,
He does his best to keep the ball fom edwins hands.
He missed a drug test and then he got a ban,
But he came back to defend better than Terry can.
because he looks like wacko jacko
take annie and put in nani
nani are ya ok
are ya ok
are ya ok nani
youve been struck by
a death spin
The Nani chant is class, needs some polishing, but really class.
How about;
He can tackle, pass, head,
Michael Carrick is a Red.
Gerrard, Lampard, Fabregas,
Your not fit to wipe his ass
CHANTS MUST BE SENT TO THE E-MAIL ABOVE TO BE INCLUDED IN THE COMPETITION
To the tunes of Rule Britannia:
Rio Grande, Oh Rio rules the pitch.
United never never never he will ditch!
Ok, i know these ones on here aren’t considered but i thought i’d stick one on anyway.
For Manucho….
(To the tune of Sabrina – So Macho)
It’s got to be Ma-nu-cho
It’s got to be Ma-nu-cho
Big and Strong
He doesn’t wear a thong
It’s got to be Ma-nu-cho
etc, etc, etc.
Anyhoo, feel free to plagiarize at will. If Manucho is to have a song..it must be to this tune, surely!!?
Ta
Red Devil- Left back Pat- I invented that! Red issue forum
His armband proves he needs a slap
Torres Torres
The team he plays for are fuckin crap
Torres Torres
The spotty git with girly hair
At the Euros he had a nightmare
Fernando torres, liverpools number 9
Not exactly one for our players, but excellent none the less. Cheers for the Heads up on Bleacher Scott.
Da Silva Twins
Oh Fabio – He’s wonderful
Oh Rafael – He’s wonderful
Red Devils, just like the Nevilles
The Da Silva’s are wonderful
that is class!!!!!
also like:
nani are ya ok
are ya ok
are ya ok nani
youve been struck by
a death spin
needs better ending though
To the tune of the flinstones
Evra Ptarice Evra
He’s the best wing back u’ll ever see!
and if ur frank lampard
kneel down and suck his pussy!
To the chorus of Karma Chameleon
Dimi, Dimi, Dimi, Dimi, Dimitar Berbatov
He Scores Goals, He Scores Goooals
We all agree…
Ronaldo is better than Torres…
He”s better than Messi, He’s better than Becks…
Ronaldo is better than [sex] (We all agree……..)
I know this isn’t a new chant, but we should sing the entire ‘Red Flag’ chant.
A lot of fans don’t know the entire song and think it only consists of:
“We’ll never die, we’ll never die…
We’ll never die, we’ll never die…
We’ll keep the red flag Flying High,
‘Cos Man United will never die”
The full song really firews you up and can be sung with all the passion it deserves. Here are the full lyrics:
“United’s flag is deepest red,
It shrouded all our Munich dead,
Before their limbs grew stiff and cold,
Their heart’s blood dyed it’s ev’ry fold.
Then raise United’s banner high,
Beneath it’s shade we’ll live and die,
So keep the faith and never fear,
We’ll keep the Red Flag flying here.
We’ll never die, we’ll never die,
We’ll never die, we’ll never die,
We’ll keep the Red flag flying high,
‘Cos Man United will never die”
Right – I’ve read the rules now!!!
How about this to the tune of “Non, Je n’ais regrette rein”:
Oh, Patrice Evra…
Oh, Patrice Evra…
At the back….
Or up in attack…
He’s on crack….
He’s – our – Patrice – Evra-a-a-a…!
Ok, the crack reference could be better!!
“Oooohh Dimi, Dimi
Dimi Dimi Dimi Dimi Ber-ba-tov
Oooohh Dimi Dimi
Dimi Dimi Dimi Dimi Ber-ba-tov”
“There’s only 2 D Silva’s, There’s only 2 Da Silva’s!”
“There’s only 1 Nani
Only 1 Nani
He speaks Portugese,
And does backflips with ease.
Walking in a Nani wonderland”