Comments on: RoM Chants Competition With Prizes

By: Hughsie88

Hughsie88 — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 11:56:37 +0000

“Oooohh Dimi, Dimi

Dimi Dimi Dimi Dimi Ber-ba-tov

Oooohh Dimi Dimi
Dimi Dimi Dimi Dimi Ber-ba-tov”

“There’s only 2 D Silva’s, There’s only 2 Da Silva’s!”

“There’s only 1 Nani
Only 1 Nani
He speaks Portugese,
And does backflips with ease.
Walking in a Nani wonderland”

By: rdhanson

rdhanson — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 15:15:32 +0000

Right – I’ve read the rules now!!!

How about this to the tune of “Non, Je n’ais regrette rein”:

Oh, Patrice Evra…
Oh, Patrice Evra…
At the back….
Or up in attack…
He’s on crack….
He’s – our – Patrice – Evra-a-a-a…!

Ok, the crack reference could be better!!

By: rdhanson

rdhanson — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 13:03:38 +0000

I know this isn’t a new chant, but we should sing the entire ‘Red Flag’ chant.
A lot of fans don’t know the entire song and think it only consists of:
“We’ll never die, we’ll never die…
We’ll never die, we’ll never die…
We’ll keep the red flag Flying High,
‘Cos Man United will never die”

The full song really firews you up and can be sung with all the passion it deserves. Here are the full lyrics:

“United’s flag is deepest red,
It shrouded all our Munich dead,
Before their limbs grew stiff and cold,
Their heart’s blood dyed it’s ev’ry fold.

Then raise United’s banner high,
Beneath it’s shade we’ll live and die,
So keep the faith and never fear,
We’ll keep the Red Flag flying here.

We’ll never die, we’ll never die,
We’ll never die, we’ll never die,
We’ll keep the Red flag flying high,
‘Cos Man United will never die”

By: rdhanson

rdhanson — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 12:56:08 +0000

We all agree…
Ronaldo is better than Torres…
He’’s better than Messi, He’s better than Becks…
Ronaldo is better than [sex] (We all agree……..)

By: Justin

Justin — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 14:41:13 +0000

To the chorus of Karma Chameleon

Dimi, Dimi, Dimi, Dimi, Dimitar Berbatov
He Scores Goals, He Scores Goooals

By: ForeverandEver

ForeverandEver — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 21:25:33 +0000

To the tune of the flinstones
Evra Ptarice Evra
He’s the best wing back u’ll ever see!
and if ur frank lampard
kneel down and suck his pussy!

By: ManchesterMonkey

ManchesterMonkey — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 10:59:36 +0000

Da Silva Twins

Oh Fabio – He’s wonderful
Oh Rafael – He’s wonderful
Red Devils, just like the Nevilles
The Da Silva’s are wonderful

that is class!!!!!

also like:

nani are ya ok
are ya ok
are ya ok nani

youve been struck by
a death spin

needs better ending though

By: GriffGotti

GriffGotti — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 10:45:45 +0000

His armband proves he needs a slap
Torres Torres
The team he plays for are fuckin crap
Torres Torres
The spotty git with girly hair
At the Euros he had a nightmare
Fernando torres, liverpools number 9

Not exactly one for our players, but excellent none the less. Cheers for the Heads up on Bleacher Scott.

By: Suitcase full of Custard

Suitcase full of Custard — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 12:48:55 +0000

Red Devil- Left back Pat- I invented that! Red issue forum

By: RedJam

RedJam — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 14:13:26 +0000

Ok, i know these ones on here aren’t considered but i thought i’d stick one on anyway.

For Manucho….
(To the tune of Sabrina – So Macho)

It’s got to be Ma-nu-cho
It’s got to be Ma-nu-cho
Big and Strong
He doesn’t wear a thong
It’s got to be Ma-nu-cho

etc, etc, etc.

Anyhoo, feel free to plagiarize at will. If Manucho is to have a song..it must be to this tune, surely!!?
Ta