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Football365 wonders whether United need Robin van Persie.

The Guardian talks to David de Gea.

United Rant talks about the criteria for being a real fan, according to Fergie.

By Far The Greatest Team has an in depth look at United target Lucas Moura.

Beautifully Red has some GIFs from our pre-season game against Ajax Cape Town.

Lady Arse looks at RvP’s injury record at Arsenal.

Red Flag Flying High wonders whether we will have to choose between Moura and van Persie.

Stretty News looks at Ron Atkinson’s Manchester United career.

Mowing Meadows reckons the British climate stops us playing “beautiful” football.

Never Captain Nicky Butt wonders why Everton are selling Tim Cahill.






 

521 Comments

  1. MUFCJord says:

    Brilliant piece by Jay@RFFH. It could well be the case that the great man has to choose one or the other. For me though, i’d go for Baines, we need to address the left-back position first and foremost.

  2. Cherry says:

    What’s going on? Just read abt the Moura deal…never thought it was a possibility tbh! But I am some how disappointed! Hope we get someone else now..

  3. bayoRED says:

    We are getting Moura!

  4. lordrt says:

    New name being thrown around by the media should Moura not be signed: Ezequiel Cirigliano from River Plate

  5. UtdSeven says:

    Basis of optimism is?

  6. mattbw7 says:

    If magic beans are a currency we might get Moura.

  7. lordrt says:

    Moura’s agent been stating that the deal is off, and somehow even mentioned Utd don’t have the money to buy him… hmm how much its true there?? Or is it that SAF has already seen it will be 30+ wasted and decided to back-track ;)

  8. jeet says:

    Not to dig in the boot, but I would be very surprised if we either of moura or rvp. Particularly, the way the moura saga (safe to term it that now?) has been conducted in full public glare, right from news of the united “delegation” just doesnt smell like a succesful united deal.

  9. mattbw7 says:

    Jeet gets my vote, United never comment on transfer business until it’s done, oh but wait you say, it was Arsenal that announced the RVP interest (did they now) as for the Moura deal (insert laughing my cock off emoticon here) well I guess they don’t need to encourage ST sales as they’re going so well this year.

  10. Passe says:

    Most likely Baines or nothing… Feels like there will be hockey games in Hell before we look at a proper CM though.

  11. denton davey says:

    “a frenzy of conjectural ejaculation”

  12. jeet says:

    mattbw7 – I don’t subscribe to the “it’s all a ploy to sell season tickets” theory, though…

  13. Mrad_leb says:

    if we get moura Sir alex will have troubles for picknig the starting eleven..the boy have so much talent but he will not be pleased to sit on the bench..we dont need a 30m + sitting on the bench coz he’s not gonna start ahead of valencia nani or kagawa..if we are really in talks with moura and RVP then sir alex is considering improving our attacking options..if those deals failed then the manager should think about KaKa who is gonna leave Real this summer because he is not in mourinho’s plans..he is class he can play in a 3 men midfield on either wing behind the striker and will not complain about sitting on the bench and will cost max 20m..

  14. denton davey says:

    Matthwbw7 @ 11:12: “Let’s hope the grasping cunts are fucked.”

    THAT would be a worst-case scenario – not so bad for the Glazers but truly disastrous for MUFC.

    Really – and say what you want about the Glazers – the best-case scenario for MUFC is for them to have a very, very successful IPO, wipe out the debt, and let the good times roll.

  15. mattbw7 says:

    Which is fair enough Jeet, however it’s a tactic a number of clubs employ so why not United.
    It’s fair to say they aren’t flying out of the window, eg for a few years now you’ve been able to pay for your ticket over 10 months interest free (there is a one off charge) this deadline ends usually early June when lo and behold this year it gets extended “due to unprecedented demand”

  16. Cherry says:

    Over the years, we ve been linked with every upcoming south American but none has ever materialised. Ranging from the days of Mascherano, Tevez, Kaka, Ronaldinho, Pato, Robinho, Suarez to name a few. We are either not good negotiators or deals involving south Americans are just too complicated for us.

  17. mattbw7 says:

    The problem is Davey, the IPO as it stands won’t wipe out debt it may reduce it somewhat, and I’m not sure it would be a disaster for United, in my view the worst that would happen, United would go into administration be docked 10 points, maybe banned from europe for a year, we’d still get north of 50k in the ground (and probably more) in other words the commercial viability of United after a period in administration would still be strong, there’d be no chance of a Rangers type scenario as that was born out of cheating the tax man.

  18. 911_DEVIL says:

    :D
    Moura is coming hmmmm!!!

  19. Mikekelly12 says:

    Matt
    It was extended last year too.

  20. Mikekelly12 says:

    Matt
    It was extended last year too.

  21. mattbw7 says:

    Cherry says
    Over the years, we ve been linked with every upcoming south American but none has ever materialised. Ranging from the days of Mascherano, Tevez, Kaka, Ronaldinho, Pato, Robinho, Suarez to name a few. We are either not good negotiators or deals involving south Americans are just too complicated for us.

    Err we did have Tevez in the team and it wasn’t anything to do with a complicated deal that prevented us signing him on permanent basis, I give you also Heinze, Kleberson and some other git with a goatee we spunked £28 mil on :)

  22. mattbw7 says:

    I didn’t get the email last year Mike ;)

  23. Cherry says:

    The best way to get through this transfer period is to think that we te lying on our backside and not trying to bring anymore players….thtat way, you wud be pleasantly surprised when we unveil Moura and RVP

  24. Cherry says:

    @mattbw7, I know we got Tevez(duh) but only after he moved to westham…not directly from south America…and yes his contract was complicated

  25. mattbw7 says:

    Cherry, Tevezs contract was still owned in South America when he moved to West Ham, now do really think the reason we didn’t sign was because it was complicated?

  26. Cherry says:

    Mattbw7, wud not say that with certainty but it cud be that’s why we got him on loan in the first place. Had it been straight forward, we may have bought him instead of loan from westham

  27. Robbo says:

    Seems strange the agent is talking on behalf of the club. You would think he might make comment on personal terms but not the transfer fee. That would be up to the clubs to agree a deal then talk terms with the agent.

  28. MarkoWire says:

    I just don’t know whats happening now?? And it’s starting to piss me off a little. I just wish fergie and co would just snap up the pair in mention and get on with football. The fans don’t need this. It was hard enough losing the title to city last year. How hard can it be? RVP is worth every penny of 20 million and is a bargain at that price. Just get him signed up and fast. Then pay the 30 mil for Lucas and be done with. The quicker they start training the quicker they adapt to the united way of play.

  29. Cherry says:

    Robbo, it cud be that he is just saying what he knws. As the player’s agent, he will be privy to such information. I don’t think he was speaking on behalf of the club.

  30. Cherry says:

    MarkoWire, simples(ala meerkat) lol

  31. Abdul alansmith says:

    tbh i knew this moura deal wont happen..well lets just keep our finger cross

  32. mattbw7 says:

    Yes that’s why Cherry it was too complicated, I guess City employed better lawyers!

  33. Mikekelly12 says:

    Matt
    Did you not get the text message either?
    Marko
    If only it was that easy. The truth of it is, nobody knows what the situation is other than the men negotiating the deals. Everything you here in the press is just guess work based on generalised comments made in interviews by people around the clubs, who themselves know nothing. Agents get money when players move clubs, not when they stay so you can bet your bollocks know matter what Moura’s agent has said he will be wanting Moura to move.

  34. CedarsDevil says:

    Never ever warmed up to Ron Atkinson to be honest, always came across as a self centred fool to me…

    Mike

    Robbo rang, he says hello!

  35. Cherry says:

    Mattbw7, put me out of my misery Mr. Know all! We were just not interested huh?….and I said upcoming talents, you threw in Heinze!

  36. daemondada says:

    RoM,I find Scott the Red guilty of desecrating the sanctity of SAF’s reputation and legend by what he published on the Prepare for Fergie’s thread and sequel to this I am demanding a total boycott by all posters, regular and non-regular alike,of this blog until a full retraction and apology to SAF is made on ALL popular social media and Utd related websites.Scott,ur disgusting,falacious and sensational reportage has shocked the living daylights out of me and surely majority of true Reds world over.I just could not believe what my eyes were seeing.Bile of the highest order upon the MAN who put Utd at the top of the food chain.Do u really think that Utd as a plc would have bn able to see off the challenge of the billionaire toys chelski and shitty to win 4 titles in 7 years plus a CL?real madrid needed to spend zillions just to knock off barca frm the top.How about Arsenal?It’s bn the exact 7 yrs now that the Glazers hav bn around and they have yet to smell even the Carling Cup with all their ‘profitability’ and ‘prudential management’! Now that we are the most successful team in England domestically (19) you feel you can now rubbish the MAN who made it all possible and also stand idly by while ‘fans’ come on ur blog and call our Knight a c**t! Preposterous.I can now see clearly what Reds such as Zibbie have bn harping on about when he says that there is so much hate in England.Tribal factions,beef against the Scots,beef against the Yanks.Even beef against the entire globe!Yes,I can definitely see the feeling of entitlement on the part of English fans he was postulating.I believe SAF being a Scot has neva gone down well with most of our mancunian brethren.For ppl to label this God in human flesh a c**t,liar,senile,fool,pr*ck and countless other obscenities and feel comfortable calling themselves Utd fans is sheer bollocks!Sir Bobby himself said that the only reason for the 19 is SAF!Trophies aside,what about all the long hrs he has put into the club.The fights with the FA.The bans.The health hazards.The battle of wits with rival coaches,clubs and the ABU media.The youth he has continually put faith in and brought thru.His bosses,the Glazers,acquired the club legally.They have continued to play by the rules set out by the law making bodies in England.If there is anybody to grind an ax with it should be them!Have any of u spared a thought for what would hav bn had there bn no FFP coming up?No of course,perish the thought!Shameful when folk come on social media and run their mouth + swear at ppl.If I hav a grouse with anyone I’ll take it straight up,mano a mano.Walk it AS u talk it!This is the first social media community site that I’ve ever bn on.I had my reservations cos I find the virtual world unappealing.It was fellas such as King Eric,Cedars,Stateside,Parker etc that got me hooked.I think I’ve had my fill.I’m out.Goodbye and Godbless.

  37. mattbw7 says:

    I did Mike as did many of many of my friends, it can’t all be down to the economic climate.

  38. mattbw7 says:

    Cherry says:
    Mattbw7, put me out of my misery Mr. Know all! We were just not interested huh?….and I said upcoming talents, you threw in Heinze!

    Isn’t that irrelevant, surely the point is one of contractual complexity whether they’re established or up and coming.

  39. Mikekelly12 says:

    Cedars
    And his head was as big as a prize pumpkin! He was (or liked to think he was) a right flash bastard. But I guess he is who I grew up with in my formative years at Old Trafford.
    Tell Robbo I said hi and tell him to get his boots on! In case he hasn’t noticed we have a problem in midfield.

  40. mattbw7 says:

    Cherry I also note you said “over the years, we ve been linked with every upcoming south American but none has ever materialised” every? Really I must have been sleeping when we were negotiating for Messi.

  41. mattbw7 says:

    daemondada AKA Jason Ferguson

  42. Mikekelly12 says:

    I’m not sure why people are demanding that there is some sort of conspiracy theory? Sir Alex was asked about Moura and RVP, he said we were interested, he said we’d made offers. Why? Because we are interested and because we made offers?! Fuck me, it’s not rocket science and it’s not Sir Alex’s fault that these offers were rejected by the clubs involved.

  43. CedarsDevil says:

    Mike

    Remember Ron’s racist slip ups? Especially when he was still at WBA……..Funny what people got away with back then!

  44. goatinaunitedshirt says:

    First Anti-Glazerites arent happy with them paying off their debt using the clubs finances and now they’re not happy that fans and investers will pay off the Glazers debt.
    The fact of the matter is flat cap and whippet will never be happy untill Karl Marx has a statue outside OT and the people own the club and they all get in for free as they are local people. Sad really sad. United wouldn’t be where they are today if it wasn’t for outside investors and interested parties.
    Now what I would like to hear is how I can apply to buy shares in my beloved club. I have never bought shares and have no knowledge how to do so. How do I go about it. Im not after a dividend, United winning is my dividend but it is an investment. We could all put our money into the latest gizmo or fad – facebook stocks, rubiks cube, nintendo – but they come and go. United will be forever. My boy will inherite them and unlike flat cap and whippet will be thankful that daddy bought shares in the family club rather than gold chain and adidas trackies.

  45. kanchelskis says:

    @daemondada

    Where to begin? A post with more holes than a fucking Polo factory.

    Let’s start with some basics:

    1. Were/are the Glazers the only conceivable alternative to being a PLC?

    2. Just because Ferguson is a genius in the way he manages the team, does that make him immune from criticism of other aspects of his conduct?

  46. mancdub says:

    Cedars
    I’ll always have a soft spot for Atkinson.
    Some great players played for the club under his management. We had the best midfield around under him. Robson, Murhen, Mosses and Wilkins. We could do with one or two of them now.

  47. Mikekelly12 says:

    And on ITV! There was a programme on a while back which followed him around South Africa as he explored racism. Poor bloke didn’t have a clue.

  48. Robbo says:

    Cherry, I know the agent is privy to what is happening but to actually come out and say “you wont get him unless you meet the clubs valuation” is medling in club matters. What if Sao Paulo want to accept 26m but the agent wants the price to go to 30m becuase Moura gets 20% of transfer fee (which I believe is the agents cut). So 20% of 26m or 20% of 30m?
    Also after 1st August the cut increases to 30%. Looks like it might be the agent fucking everything up and we know how much respect SAF has for agents.
    I reckon we will walk away from this transfer.

  49. kanchelskis says:

    @goat

    As and when they’ll be available, they’ll be – at the very least – about £300. For one share. How deep are your pockets?!

  50. mattbw7 says:

    Goatinauniteshirt
    The fact of the matter is flat cap and whippet will never be happy untill Karl Marx has a statue outside OT and the people own the club and they all get in for free as they are local people.

    I’m assuming this is a WUM, apart from being silly and wrong it ignores the history of the support on which the club was built and I thought our history was one of our strengths, it’s no co-incidence that the current ground was built near to what was the largest industrial estate in europe.

  51. Giggs12Gerrard0 says:

    Daemondada

    Reign it in mate,STR loves Fergie he was disagreeing with the attack on the fans whcih as it transpired wasnt really that scathing.

    Its all about opinions mate and that is why this blog is so great, this has been the best week on the blog for a long time. Its been very topical and STR has been contributing and making it back what it once was.

    It was a blessing in disguise Zibbie spamming himslef and Cedars the mad Chrolton Lebonese maniac went loco on the issue.

    Diagree with STR at will if you believe otherwise but dont ban yuorslef and ask for a boycott. I am one of the most emotionally responsive postors on here, i always post before thinking and often disgaree with myself when i calm down.

    Do the same Pal and enjoy the best Manchester United blog, forum, news update, social media there is.

  52. Cyril Sneer says:

    Cedars – Some memories of Big Ron for you:

    http://www.dangerhere.com/ron-atkinson/

    “I think Sir Alex might have been thinking about pulling Giggsy off… but that might be an incentive to stay on.”

    :shock:

  53. wayne says:

    mattbw7 only comes on here to preach anti-glazier,haven’t seen a positive post from him in over a year,always Glazier and transfer threads,14/44 did you even come on when Utd signed Powell and Kawaga don’t think so
    Just fucking boring and predictable

  54. mattbw7 says:

    I used to own share in UTD about £200 in value when I bought them, purely emotional, they got purchased in 2005 under stock market rules.

  55. mattbw7 says:

    Wayne what has signing Kagawa or Powell have to do with the financial health of the club? If you want my opinion them it’s simple, both are decent looking prospects, Powell is more of a risk than Kagawa.

  56. goatinaunitedshirt says:

    kanchelskis
    £300 a share, so they are just going to appeal to the big investor. Doesnt make sense to me. A big investor someone with experience and wants to make money surely wouldnt put their money in a dividendless stock. Whats in it for them. If they are taken the route of just investing in the club then they should appeal to the fans. Unless they already have a buyer and this is just a rouse of turning one form of debt into another.
    I have some money but a tentative jump into the stock market with an initial £1000 doesnt feel like much if you only get 3 shares.
    Do you remember what they were at when the Glazers bought them?

  57. CedarsDevil says:

    Cyril

    Ha ha ha…….My memories of the bloke though take me to his WBA days when he referred to his black players as the ‘coloured lads’ !!

    mancdub

    No doubt a great midfield, I mean buying Robbo was genius, but I simply cannot like the guy

  58. wayne says:

    my point being you never come on Rom and talk about anything but doom and gloom and how the club is broke,it’s always Gaazier threads or if the club misses out on someone,then you show up with the soap box

  59. wayne says:

    All the comments are coming from the agent not San Paulo,agent telling the press Utd have reached their limit and can’t afford the lad,anyone else find that odd and who the fuck does he think he is

  60. goatinaunitedshirt says:

    mattbw7
    Don’t worry my friend. I have the upmost respect for Manchester and its history and how if it wasn’t for the industrious nature of the mancs and the hard work then there wouldn’t be the England we have today. Not forgetting how many mancs and Lancashire regiments went to war and the lifes lost. I would just wish that the modern flat cap and whippet – adidas trackies and thick gold necklaces – realised that their ancestors were pioneers and looked to the future not yesterday men whining about the past.
    Ive always said the Manchester is the back bone of England, the only problem is the people of Manchester got lazy with what they had, couldnt handle the pressure and now England has a hump.

  61. mattbw7 says:

    Wayne signing the odd player is obviously positive, however while we bolster the squad, the glaring hole in our midfield remains and with a net spend of £66m since 2005 I really don’t see us spending the requisite amount to fix that, the club is in a dire financial straitjacket, it would have been mice to have what say 25% of the cash spunked on interest and charges spent on a player or two don’t you think?

    How you can call me a doomlord when it’s the Glazers who have have decimated the club I’ve supported for nearly 40 years (I’m 45 and quite recall when it started) is beyond me.

  62. lordrt says:

    Moura’s agent = CUNT
    Lets get Ganso instead

  63. Giggs12Gerrard0 says:

    Wayne

    I think the agent is playing for UInited on this one mate. He will want a deal for self interests and be in cahoots with us. He has basically told Sau Paulo except this deal or you will lose out. He will be coming imho

  64. Giggs12Gerrard0 says:

    To add United will have told him our limt, this is not a limit on funds it willn be a limit we are willing to pay.

    The agent will be working for his and our interest he has nothing to gain by him staying put.

  65. parryheid says:

    Heard we are trying a new transfer tactic,seems a new car with the window rolled down is going to be parked at Old Trafford and Sir Alex is going to be wearing a Harry Rednap mask while giving out his targets.Think that will work?

  66. mattbw7 says:

    Goatinaunitedshirt, I think you need to refresh your knowledge on the history of MUFC and lets not expand this into a general commentary into socio economic history.

  67. CedarsDevil says:

    wayne

    Anyone coming on here calling Sir Alex a ‘cunt’ is actually a CUNT themselves

  68. fergie is the boss says:

    mattbw7 – I do not like the glazers, and at times we have not gone into some transfer windows like 2010 and 2009 and strengthned key area’s that needed strengthening . We have spent money, and I do feel in the long term, will need owners who can give us the cash needed for a new manager, because when fergie leaves? then is the time for a change in ownership. But we are willing to spend big money this summer, and I just hope, we buy that CM, and even a CB that is so desperately needed

  69. wayne says:

    mattbw7 not going to get into a debate i believe Sir Alex that the debt has made no difference to transfers and the amount of extra money generated in others areas take care of debt payments and saying the Glaziers have decimated the club is just fucking silly.
    You are full of hate and bias and like i said never come on with anything positive just the same shit over and over again,we’ll just agree to disagree

  70. Robbo says:

    Wayne

    posted the same at 13:16 and 13:46. Seems very strange but I dont think he is doing us any favours, the more Sao Paulo get the more he gets!

  71. Cherry says:

    Mattb7, you can’t be that daft, are you? What’s ur problem?? Am talking abt talent that grew up in south America! And I said linked in my original post not bid for! Do we negotiate for every player we are linked with? Do u have problems with reading? Or u just lonely?

  72. samuel - united WE stand says:

    Giggs12 – you speak sense. I sense this is an agent’s ploy at work, hoping to drain every possible penny. As high a potential moura may have, gotta be careful not pay over the odds for him, it’s a principle FERGIE probably will never shift from.

  73. kanchelskis says:

    @FITB

    CB? Really? I count 5 CBs in our squad. Two borderline world-class, two excellent and one cover. Surely LB is more pressing?

  74. samuel - united WE stand says:

    The mistake is FERGIE admitting interest in these players. Gives those that play fantasy football hope and if it fails then it’s the inevitable doom preach.

  75. 911_DEVIL says:

    Afternoon folks :)
    I still cannot believe there’s no news yet related to mouras transfer
    I like it if the came out and said, yeah we gonna pay there asking price
    Since he started to share with the public all his plans for the club :P maybe he would give us some heads up
    The guy who started the rumours that mouras agent says that he wants more money for his player says he didn’t see the agent open his mouth and say that, but believe he may want the initial bid increased
    Which is strange as he’s only an agent I does not have a word until the club says anything about their employee.

    One more proof that all this never were true

  76. WillieRedNut says:

    Not even Scott has tried the season ticket theory. Nice try though, Matthew.

  77. Clint-Iamyourpapii says:

    daemondada

    Jesus Christ man, stop being such a fairy and crying over spilt glitter.

    Anyways, Bye ;)

  78. CedarsDevil says:

    Matt

    You the same fella who used to post here passionately about United and telling us how you take your young bonny lass to games? What’s gotten into you? People do not become this daft all of a sudden

  79. wayne says:

    Robbo sorry mate i’m with you thinking this might be turning into a greed factor,big incentive for the agent to delay, the player gets 30% of the fee after August 1st is just incredible.That whole South American system is well fucked up,so many different fractions owning a players rights

  80. 911_DEVIL says:

    Greedy agents :(

  81. CedarsDevil says:

    Willie

    I catch your drift !!!

  82. CedarsDevil says:

    Quoting the words of a friend………. Blame Fergie? FUCK YOU

  83. Denton Davey says:

    “Ezequiel Cirigliano”

    “Nice one, Cirigliano,
    Nice one Son,
    Nice one, Cirigliano,
    Let’s have another one.”

    Couldn’t resist – DentonDavey’s middle name is Cyril (don’t blame me !)

  84. samuel - united WE stand says:

    FERGIE has mostly signed players on the brink of stardom. Kagawa and powell are exactly that. Some people look at these signings and are not inspired. Fair enough but i can see the overall bigger picture. Powell will step up this season, starting a journey towards being a top class central midfielder. He’s got everything, he’ll just need time and encouragement. Kagawa is technically outstanding. He’s aware of space, his passing are accurate and decisive, his vision and movements will bamboozle opponents. United have signed quality players and there are already outstanding younger players from the club who will step up this season add that to some players who are willing to re-ignite their careers. Patience and optimism is what is required.

  85. WillieRedNut says:

    daemondada – It’s been emotional.

    Afternoon Cedars.

  86. Pint Glass of Vodka says:

    Lucas’s agent is full of shite. Its cat-and-mouse stuff, I’d say. I still think we get him. Sao Paulo owns 80% of the players rights, but on Aug 1st, that drops to 10%. So the club has all the motivation in the world to get something done in the next 7 days. I’m sure United knows this, so they have little reason to raise their offer unless other clubs getting involved. But, in any case, its not really up to the agent. And, until I see something from Sao Paulo or United, I’d say this is not over.

  87. fergie is the boss says:

    kanchelskis – that is numbers, and if we count smallen he is out for 10 weeks, Rio’s age, and he has a habbet of getting injured, jones has not even cemented a position yet, while vidic lets let the guy settle in. So when we think about it, we are going to be needed a new CB, in the not so distant future

  88. Pint Glass of Vodka says:

    ESPN is the source regarding that 80% ownership expiration:

    http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story/_/id/1126658/no-lucas-moura-to-manchester-united-move—agent?cc=5901

  89. CedarsDevil says:

    Afternoon me Willie

    Some extremely daft comments on here today………

  90. fergie is the boss says:

    samuel – united WE stand – I am inspired by the kagwa signing, if it as not for his contract, we would be paying atleast 30 million plus for this guy, we have signed a world class player, some PPL who are so narow minded, think he is asian, esp japan, and think? oh he is just there to sell shirts, when if used right is a goalscoring midfield machine. I would build my entire team around this guy. can potentially score 20 a season, he is 23, 2 footed, he cost 17 million, what a bargain, and world class is well

  91. CedarsDevil says:

    Pint Glass of Vodka

    Fucking epic moniker pal!

  92. kanchelskis says:

    @FITB

    You haven’t even mentioned our best-performing CB – and arguably one of our best-performing players – from last season.

  93. Pint Glass of Vodka says:

    @Cedars:
    Appreciated! Thanks

  94. Pint Glass of Vodka says:

    CB is probably our strongest area imo.

    I’m sure the December/January injury bug that strikes annually and forces Carrick into CB will make me eat my words, but oh well.

  95. Cantona got me here says:

    Not sure, how anyone can believe anything coming out of Brazil (agent, club, player, etc..) Not going to do any good to over react to report of the young man coming or not. This is wait and see of all wait and see’s…..

  96. Red Devil says:

    Agree with Giggs12

    The blog has been absolutely rocking over the last few days….and the posts have been emotional, touchy and ferocious….Brilliant
    Scott The Red actually starting to engage on the comments again has been fantastic, like old times..
    hell, its been making me wanting to come back more and more often and trying to find some time from work to peep in and post again :D

    Evening Reds..

    Cedars, Willie, Costas, King Eric, et al

  97. Redbilly says:

    Cedars- you will have a pint glass of vodka if RVP signs

  98. samuel - united WE stand says:

    F-i-t-b – it’s footballing prejudice mate. Some assume no quality can come from japan, korea or china when they can’t be more wrong. I’ve seen the developments of japanese players, i honestly believe they’d make mugs of this england national team. They’re producing more quality these days and the qualities are being acquired by top clubs

    I can see kagawa being a bargain. His qualities are there for all to see, he’ll hopefully improve united.

  99. mikekelly12 says:

    If we’ve heard the last of the Moura saga, then \i’m a monkey’s uncle.

  100. Redbilly says:

    Cedars- the ironic thing about many, not all who bay for fergies head is , they would not even be fans exceptfor the incredible period of sustained success and therefore would not even care. As I said not all. But I disagree with the level if criticism . Wanting the glazers to fail means the club will suffer. Who the fuck wants their club to suffer?.

  101. CedarsDevil says:

    Redbilly

    Mate, I will shag an ant if we sign RvP, not sure how but that is how happy I would be!! Not gonna happen though

    Red Devil

    Me old friend, right back at you………. Beautiful RED you are

  102. Redbilly says:

    Hahaha Shag an ant, thought you might run around in circles wearing a Leeds shirt :-)

  103. kanchelskis says:

    @Redbilly

    You make it sound like there’s anything approaching a significant proportion of fans who don’t think he should still be our manager. There are a few, but they are very much lone nutters.

    People seem to be mistaking (perfectly valid) criticism of SOME of what he does, for some kind of full-blown mutiny.

  104. mikekelly12 says:

    Cedars
    As long as it’s not my Auntie Anne, she’s married

  105. goatinaunitedshirt says:

    mattbw7
    I wish I could say my knowledge of MUFC is as good as everybody elses but unless we have a fan questionaire I doubt theres any real method of proving who knows most. I learn new stuff all the time that I hope most people do. Your right Im not going to play eco-social politics of Manchester and my flat cap whippet stance is a legacy of many years watching and caring for United but always having my fair share of said people living in the past breathing my air. United is moving forward. The boss has more than enough money to spend its just we in many possitions at the moment are at a crossroads and you spend wisely to get out of it.
    Id like to remind people that Manchester City and all their billions didnt do that well in the champions league last season. I cannot see Manchester City replicated last seasons early form as they are now the team that everyone wants to beat. What you will see is Fergies stringent spending policy in favour of continuity and the promotion of the young will be more than a match for Citys spend spend spend.
    I would be more than happy entering the season with what weve got and Im 100% certain we will be within a point of the league at worst and quarter/semi finals of the European Cup at worst.

  106. CedarsDevil says:

    Mike

    Ha ha ha…..Will stay clear mate…

    Redbilly

    Now why the need to mention leeds pal? Want to tickle me trigger eh? ha ha

  107. FletchTHEMAN says:

    God, Moura is becoming the new WeeWes. Funny thing is, I think Wesley is actually bigger than Lucas Moura. What is it with tiny players. Is it something like other small people who just get a complex?

    In this case, it was always going to be daft to spend 30M on a 19 yearold.

    Guess we will see, but I know United isn’t going to be bullied. Wonder who will be in there job next year, Fergie, or the president of Sao Paolo after turning down 29M pounds!

    http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/12040/7929693/Agent-claims-Moura-deal-is-off

  108. AlphaRS says:

    @Pint Glass of Vodka
    Hello Mate, Sao Paulo currently own 90% of Mouras economic rights which will drop by 10% to 80% on the 1st August 2012 under the players current contract.
    It is odd how SAF is openly talking about potential transfers with Moura and Van persie. The last time I rememebr SAF doing this was in the case of Hargreaves but since then United have always conducted business quietly and behind the scenes.

  109. Redbilly says:

    Kanchelskis- it’s a minority and some points are valid . It’s important – in my opinion- to balance out the criticism, which may sometimes be valid with acknowledgement of his positive contribution. People are entitled to their opinions quite rightly . My point was the irony , for some not all who are loyal long term though critical fans.

    If anyone else inferred I meant many fans and some critical points are not valid , then I may not if expressed my views clearly.

  110. 911_DEVIL says:

    Zibbie
    Currently at number

    1-spot
    2-cedars
    3-samuels
    10-giggs 12
    15-911_devil
    Great…. :P

    lucas thread was the most entertaining and emotional touching I have seen on ROM
    Keep it up guys
    But today are pouring daft comments according to cedars which means hangovers still kicking in

  111. NotoriousRedDevil says:

    @ Cedars – If you find a woman named Antonia think that counts as an ant?

    Still not buying into the Moura thing, even if we are interested seems like its going to turn into a bidding war. Considering our records with South Americans isn’t too great especially Brazilians it is a huge risk but we shouldn’t alienate Brazil as a talent pool due to Klerberson injuries and Ando stagnating if not regressing.

    Read August 1st makes things more complicated regarding the transfer due to ownership. If Fifa were doing their job properly they would sort out the mess that is South American ownership of players instead of calling multi-millionaires slaves.

  112. goatinaunitedshirt says:

    If anyone thinks the way forward and the only way of beating City and Chelsea with their squandering of millions is to sack Sir Alex Ferguson then I reccommend they have their heads checked. These teams have not acchieved anything. Acchievement is not measured in months rather years. City will be the team everyone wants to beat next year and Im sure they wont be any better than they were last year so realistically they will be slowly decaying. Chelsea have signed a few useful players but they have had too many hands at the helm the past 4 years that they will take atleast another 4 to get back to the rhythm they had in 2005/06. They still havent found a replacement for Terry or Lampard nor should I say Drogba. They havent got a replacement for Cole and they still have winger issues and right fullback issues. Once theyve got that sorted they will then start to look to replace Torres and Cech and Essien. They are along way away. They rode the momentum of a new manager the same way they did with Grant. So what of their success this coming year, another manager change?
    United is the only team in the league with people moving up in all possitions and the future looks very bright. Sack Fergie – take a jump.

  113. CedarsDevil says:

    NRD

    Me Stoke loving mate……..Found a woman called Antonella once, ugly as fuck she was….Much rather an ant to be honest

    This off season is doing my head in to be fair, cannot wait for the real action to kick in, we need to show them fucking bitters that it was a mere fluke

  114. wayne says:

    911 still waiting for an answer from you about who are the dregs Utd signed

  115. 911_DEVIL says:

    @Wayne dregs?

    You’re at number 6th on my ratings by the way :D

  116. CedarsDevil says:

    wayne

    By the way, your comment about being ‘Off Topic’ yesterday had me pissing my self!!

  117. 911_DEVIL says:

    Now that mouras deal is off

    You’ll hear the ABU’s link us to hem @wayne
    One we tried unsuccessfully was yolantakabu’s hubby :p
    We safely skipped off that one
    Hopefully we do go after more….

    There you go @wayne suite yourself

  118. NotoriousRedDevil says:

    @ Cedars – Only about a month left, Olympics footy will kick off soon to fill in the gap and if nothing else chance to see Cleverly play (out of position) as well potential targets. Don’t mind the off season this year, the Euros were good and this time we haven’t done all our shopping in the first 2 weeks. The way I see it mate is we have 2 transfer windows and we only use one. Whilst transfer rumours may be around all year the ones during the summer may actually happen, We signed that waste of space Owen for heavens sake, so anything can happen. It’s the only time we’re going to do business, its the rumours during the season that shouldn’t be discussed to death but are.

  119. wayne says:

    911 yes last week on a comment to goat,you said Utd sign Real dregs,then you said i’d missed the plot but you never did clarify who the dregs were

  120. Zibbie says:

    MK12 ;mrgreen: LOL a pisser

    Mikekelly12 says:
    I’m not sure why people are demanding that there is some sort of conspiracy theory? Sir Alex was asked about Moura and RVP, he said we were interested, he said we’d made offers. Why? Because we are interested and because we made offers?! Fuck me, it’s not rocket science and it’s not Sir Alex’s fault that these offers were rejected by the clubs involved.

  121. Zibbie says:

    Stupid is as stupid does

  122. CedarsDevil says:

    NRD

    Could not care less for international football to be honest, less so the frigging Olympics……Just hope wee Thomas and Giggsy come home injury free……

    Gutted with the news of Smalling’s injury to be honest

  123. 911_DEVIL says:

    Hopefully we don’t go after their dregs

    Imo I would be happy if we signed moura
    He has such special talent, let’s not fool ourselves
    We did that after we heard hazard had opted for the rentboys
    Now we are at it again, when every1 was ecstatic after the news broke that we had signed the young brazilian
    Its madness!!!!

    If you can’t comment what you feel and think its right then… What’s the point in doing that???
    Let’s just admit that in todays market £30m is a fair bid

    Carrol £35m remember?????????????

  124. Zibbie says:

    JULY 24, 2012 AT 13:32
    daemondada says:

    OUR great leader, maker of RoM is becoming social media MUFC king Pin, he needs some cash flow to make his next deal so.

    Nice post, STR if he gets a set number of posts by the end of the month. He earns big $$$$$$$ next thread will be is SAF past it, 1000 plus there, another 2 why o why we treat Berba this way, he’s got it. Then with enough quid he takes over the SMW!!!!!!!!!!! MMMUUUHHHHAAAHHHHAAAHHHA!

  125. Mikekelly12 says:

    Zibbie
    It baffles me?!

  126. Zibbie says:

    Tree great stuff, U were there!!!!! 1984 I would be 22 in Iowa City!!! Going to University !!!! My Bears on the come, in 1985 they ruled the American Footballing world !! Walter Payton, a true class, LEGEND!!!

  127. WillieRedNut says:

    There’s a star man posting on our blog…….he really loves Wayne Rooney and he doesn’t give a fuck!

    Zibbie Star dust! :P

  128. FletchTHEMAN says:

    Ok, I am confused so bare with me:

    The fact that Moura’s “agent” is talking and coming to Manchester for talks, might suggest the clubs have agreed a fee……right? What am I missing?

    Honestly, it is daft when “ALL” the parties are actually talking to the press ..
    ……yet we STILL don’t have a clue. :lol:

  129. CedarsDevil says:

    My Dick

    Mike was there too………..Greatest night at OT by far

    Pissing off for me err walk………..Laters you beauts

  130. Zibbie says:

    MK12, passion blurs the vision of most.
    That is what separates the true top players as well. A cool head in a frantic place.
    The true wonders of the game, in those tight places their mind slows, they let their body flow.
    I was lucky, I had that. In my footballing days, especially the bigger plays. Or on the wrestling mat.
    No barging or lying. Simple as.
    As we watch that bike shin kick, his mind is clear, his mind open to the possibilities of what is and could be, deflection off Nani, every one else for that 3 tenths of a second stuck in mud. Wazza moves first for he saw what could be. Few see what is let alone what could be.

  131. 911_DEVIL says:

    If you wanna google it her name its yolanthe cabau

  132. Zibbie says:

    Tree and Willie :mrgreen:

  133. 911_DEVIL says:

    So moura’s agent boarded to manchester to discuss the deal
    Is that what you’re saying @ fletchTHEman????

  134. Zibbie says:

    This spring If I have to float on a boat if my heart is beating, I’ll be there
    Old Trafford calls to me like the cyrons of the sea. I’ll be there.

  135. 911_DEVIL says:

    Twitter is @ It as well
    ‘Mouras agent wegner ribeiro is travelling to manchester to try and struck a deal for moura’
    :D all happens in just a short space of time, dear me!!!

  136. FletchTHEMAN says:

    911_ that is one rumor. Not confirmed anywhere that I can see so far.

    Probably coming to Europe to by cheap land in Spain.

    This is really bizarre.

    But speaking of bizarre. Everton have cancelled half their preseason matches by pulling out of a Cup competition in Indonesia! Guess that will have Baines well rested for us ;)

  137. 911_DEVIL says:

    Lance reporting that united would offer a 5-year contract worth about £130k a week
    Family would move over with him….

  138. 911_DEVIL says:

    Yeah @fletch me think its bizarre aswell
    So we have:
    Baines
    Van persie
    And lucas for next season ;) we’d be unstoppable if its true

  139. bayoRED says:

    Great posts above gripping emotions :)
    Mike will be a monkey’s uncle and Cedars will shag an ant ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!
    Im what would be considered a plastic fan (by some on ROM) but even for plastic fans something snaps somewhere in the heart when fellow supporters turn on my beloved manager with abuse. I know he is open to criticism but we see enough of that in blueshit rising. I

  140. Zibbie says:

    Still so many more post to read but

    Thanks STR Giggs12 :)

    Giggs12Gerrard0 says:
    Daemondada

    Reign it in mate,STR loves Fergie he was disagreeing with the attack on the fans whcih as it transpired wasnt really that scathing.

    Its all about opinions mate and that is why this blog is so great, this has been the best week on the blog for a long time. Its been very topical and STR has been contributing and making it back what it once was.

    It was a blessing in disguise Zibbie spamming himslef and Cedars the mad Chrolton Lebonese maniac went loco on the issue.

    Diagree with STR at will if you believe otherwise but dont ban yuorslef and ask for a boycott. I am one of the most emotionally responsive postors on here, i always post before thinking and often disgaree with myself when i calm down.

    Do the same Pal and enjoy the best Manchester United blog, forum, news update, social media there is.

  141. dannysoya LOVES SIAN MASSEY says:

    Twitter has both been benefitial and detrimental to transfer season. This is one of the detrimental sides to it. COUNTLESS RUMOURS. Why on earth would the agent be on a plane to Manchester when he JUST SAID that the deal was off? I don’t get how someone can be that shady. Hence twitter is lying. Fergie get us a midfielder. :D

  142. Zibbie says:

    911 and Flethc THANKS FROM A TECHNO IGNORANT MUFC JUNKIE!!!!!!!!!!

    Sounds right, like the twins moved their familial over. A little Brazil in NW England.

  143. 911_DEVIL says:

    Sahin
    Would had to the real’s rejects, so personally would not go for the dregs

  144. Zibbie says:

    They can’t lie on twitter, I heard that on the internet.

  145. 911_DEVIL says:

    Sahin
    Would add to the list of real’s rejects, so personally would not go for the dregs

  146. 911_DEVIL says:

    Sahin
    Would add to the list of real’s rejects, so personally would not go for the dregs

  147. mancdub says:

    I’m going to have a go at solving the dregs mystery that 911 is so reluctant to talk about.
    To my knowledge only two players have played for United having previously played for Real Madrid. 
    Only one player has come to United directly from Real Madrid and that was Laurie Cunningham on loan in 1983. Who was one of big Rons “coloured lads” at West Brom that Cedars referred to earlier.
    So my powers of deduction lead me to believe that Laurie must be the Madrid dregs that 911 is referring to.
    Am I correct 911?

  148. 911_DEVIL says:

    No!!! You don’t catch the drift

  149. Mikekelly12 says:

    I’ve not seen anything on twitter saying he’s on a plane coming to Manchester? Have I missed something? Or is there a possibility I could still be a monkey’s uncle?

  150. Zibbie says:

    FITB I agree like 100% This man is a star in the sky already, in 5 years from now, he will be know as the steal and best piece of business in the window and maybe for a 4 year stretch KAGAWABUNGA DUDE!!!

    JULY 24, 2012 AT 14:45
    fergie is the boss says:
    samuel – united WE stand – I am inspired by the kagwa signing, if it as not for his contract, we would be paying atleast 30 million plus for this guy, we have signed a world class player, some PPL who are so narow minded, think he is asian, esp japan, and think? oh he is just there to sell shirts, when if used right is a goalscoring midfield machine. I would build my entire team around this guy. can potentially score 20 a season, he is 23, 2 footed, he cost 17 million, what a bargain, and world class is well

  151. mansuy united says:

    Did I really see it suggested that going into administration would be better than being owned by the Glazers? Deary me.

  152. FletchTHEMAN says:

    The comment about Vagner Ribera traveling to Manchester has been removed. So I apologize for repeating it here. [hangs head]

    Silly season mates. Best to go on safari and shoot anything that looks like an internet connection :roll:

  153. FletchTHEMAN says:

    Well there is a possibility that Ribera is flying to England with the Brazil team at the Olympics. So this is probably the source.

  154. fergie is the boss says:

    kanchelskis – evans has been awesome I admit, but we will need another one for my money, has we start the process of replacing Rio, if not the summer I say jan 2013, we should be on the look out for a new centre half

  155. Zibbie says:

    FITB , Kagawa only wanted MUFC!! SWING!!!
    He fly’s to England to talk face to face with SAF.
    Same with Powell wants MUFC like Jones,
    Lucas dad is a MUFC fan, he see’s SAF will do right by his son.
    If it all works out :cool:
    Come the time between now and Sept 1st, I dream a little dream. OR when SAF comes on the TV and says, summer business is over, I have my team for 20!!

  156. kungfoocantona says:

    it mad what the agent of moura is saying especially with ferries comments yesterday…maybe its a ploy and he is still comma who knows…i still reckon fergie will sign a central midfielder though if the moura deal doesn’t go down…he may try for modric close to the end of the transfer window

  157. kanchelskis says:

    @FITB

    Yeh, agree on that front. We will need to work out Jones’s best position first. If he really is going to be a CB, then having him, Evans and Smalling will be great. Also depends on how long Vidic can go on for and whether he fully recovers from what was a massive injury. If he can hang around for another couple of years playing somewhere near his best and helping to bring the other three through, we may not need another. But if not, a bit of experience might need bringing in. Subotic and Hummels at Dortmund are both excellent and only 23.

  158. Zibbie says:

    SAF learns all the time, the Stam thing, since I have been a fan 9 yrs now, SAF can not have enough good CH’S, Pique and The stoke kid gone, because Rio and Vida made the worlds best combo for 4 years. He went for Varne last year had him until ZeZu made a recruiting trip to his home. Shcoles and Giggs next job.
    Like when Jose had Chelski ready for game one, they got out to fast starts, SAF changes his training to have faster starts, now he has added press transfer talk for miss information purposes. Shity and Cheski went after all his targets and got most. He learned, 37 trophies speak loud.

    His next great team led by a lad he got at 18 now at 26 entering his prime as the clubs 4th all time goal scorer, averaging 29 goals a year the last 3 years. Play CM or LB when the gaffer asks him. His competition on the team at striker call him guru, SAF changes formation on the fly, he is the guy to implement the changes, gaffer on the field. Still 26 and on 187 goals…… go rooney….. go roonEY… go roONEY…

    GO ROONEY!!!!!!!!

  159. MG says:

    Afternoon all

    Eye is doing interesting things today – i guess adapting to the now very hot sunny day!

    Took the glasses back – have to wait another 2 weeks because guess what they got the bloody prescription wrong – so I won’t have had the glasses for over a month! _ Well as long as the eye sight is well I guess one can learn to absorb shortcomings.

    So have we signed any one yet, because Football Manager is a little slow these days ;)

    19

  160. Zibbie says:

    :cool: 19 in dahouse!

  161. Zibbie says:

    I would like to thank many RoM poster from now to the past that makes RoM what it has become. MUFC’S and FOOTBALLS #1 BLOG!!!

  162. Zibbie says:

    MG,, Watson and Kebab have been seen on a plane to Brazil, do not know what to make of this? Something is up.
    Mr. Sneer with some encouragement from you, has a nice thing going, and very funny I might add.
    You back to school to hone your skills in something that gives you thrills. You inspire people to be who they are. What a guy. Miss diagnosis and wrong application of drugs!!! Fucking the business of heath!!!
    Be well stay strong!
    19 going on 20!! This is the year Giggs12 becomes Giggs13!!!!!!!!!

  163. WillieRedNut says:

    Shocking, whats happening at Portsmouth. Feel for the fans. Always stuck in the middle of others greed.

  164. slim says:

    Just posted on a thread pissing my self that cedars got banned. I went Fuck, again?!!!.
    Realised I posted on a week old Rom reads. Dann limited real estate on phones. Couldn’t show me the full address in the nav bar.
    Word up cedars
    Signed any Fucker yet?

  165. onlygodknows says:

    Off topic but is there any reason why we don’t sing the whole “Red Flag Flying High” lyrics and instead just sing the “We’ll never die” bit??

    Seems a shame to waste the verses and jump straight to the chorus??

    “United’s flag is deepest red,
    It shrouded all our Munich dead,
    Before their limbs grew stiff and cold,
    Their heart’s blood dyed it’s ev’ry fold.

    Then raise United’s banner high,
    Beneath it’s shade we’ll live and die,
    So keep the faith and never fear,
    We’ll keep the Red Flag flying here.

    We’ll never die, we’ll never die,
    We’ll never die, we’ll never die,
    We’ll keep the Red flag flying high,
    ‘Cos Man United will never die”

    -MUFC-

  166. nirvanutdketki says:

    GOD…. Tears roll down my eyes

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzg6cR0lONw&feature=related

  167. FletchTHEMAN says:

    MG, Good to see ya on ROM mate. Nasty thing, eye issues. Like the air we breath eh.
    Hope things progress well.

  168. CedarsDevil says:

    Evening dipshits!!

    onlygodknows

    You should have been on here last night mate, we were raping shit with United chants

  169. TheCANTONA says:

    £26-30M & 130k/w for one unproven kid meanwhile we’re being tough in negotiatons for our own Danny boy? Jesus wept!!

  170. Mikekelly12 says:

    Onlygodknows
    There are few songs where we only sing part of the full song. Probably wouldn’t fit them all in if we sang every verse to every song ; )

  171. CedarsDevil says:

    TheCANTONA

    Hi mate, I addressed you before, my comment on Robbo was a joke pal…….I just do not use smiley’s

    Mike

    Fucking traitor, going over to K Stand, the Stretty gods will never forgive you

  172. FletchTHEMAN says:

    TheCantona. Spot on son!

    Pull up a stool and a brew if you want me to rehash my pet theory on how both make complete sense with the IPO issue on the table.

    But then, things could be alot worse. Anyone hear if Poggers has found his spot on the old ladies bench yet? ;)

  173. slim says:

    TheCantona

    Jesus wept indeed. By your logic we shouldnt have gone for 18year old Rooney because RVN would have felt bad. Boohoo.
    God forbid United try to bring in talent the manager feels would improve the squad

    Ps. Danny is signing the dotted line. Just a matter of time

  174. FletchTHEMAN says:

    Sao Paulo News ‏@SaoPauloNewsEng
    Barros: “My opinion has been given, he says to sell we must reach 40m€.” #MUFC

    This is a quote from within the hour from the VP of Sao Paulo taken from a fan site that has not put a foot wrong so far and remains positive about a deal.

    In the last hour Sao Paulo News ‏has said.

    Ribera is going to OT to watch Brazil play their next Olympic match.
    That United continue discussions with SPFC at the highest levels.
    That the VP of SPFC says the club are “looking for a consensus” on the issue of Moura.

    So the steel is still to the fire in the hearth, and the quality of the issue yet to be revealed.

  175. Sandeep1878 says:

    Evening reds around the world,

    Interesting article by United Rant,

    they have gone over board in defining the ” real fans”

    god help them..

  176. TonyBee says:

    read earlier what Cedars would do id we signed RVP….

    How about a Leeds Utd tattoo on your hairy Lebanese ass.!!

  177. Sandeep1878 says:

    I heard FIFA 13 is so realistic that if you play career mode as John Terry, you start from your teammates’ bed… :P

  178. TonyBee says:

    anyway i don’t give a flying fuck if either of these two pricks mentioned sign for us….if & when they ever don the magic Utd shirt …and only then will i start to care….

  179. Sandeep1878 says:

    Is he Man or machine? for you Ronaldo fans here..

    6 Amazing facts about Cristiano Ronaldo

    1: Ronaldo’s freekick speed is around 130 kilometres an hour, which means 31.1 metres per second more than four times of Apollo 11 rocket’s launching speed which was 7.3 metres per second.

    2: Ronaldo is slim but do you know his body has only 10% fat?? Normal catwalk models has 13.8% fat. Amazing.

    3: Ronaldo lifts around 23,055 kg of weight during a training season which is total of 16 Toyota Prius cars. Superb.

    4: Cristiano Ronaldo runs average of 10.5 kilometres in a match.

    5: As he runs 10.5 kilometres in a match, he used to have around 936 twists which a Formula one car takes during Monaco Grand Prix.

    6: According to Castrol’s analysis when Cristiano Ronaldo jumps he generates five times more power than a Cheetah jumping in a full flight.

  180. WillieRedNut says:

    They’ve got a judas cunt and a crazy fuck on their team……..oh city are a massive club!

  181. TonyBee says:

    Cedars…a two hour walk…… sheeit man ….keep it up pal ….them blue pills must be working… :mrgreen:

  182. Sandeep1878 says:

    Fifa 13 is so realistics… If you play carrier mode as Joey Barton, you start from Jail. :P

  183. Sandeep1878 says:

    In today’s open practice session at China, a banner reads,

    two great clubs in Manchester,

    Man United
    Man United Reserves :lol:

  184. Zibbie says:

    TB Linda likes it shaved. A hairless Lebanese no such thing is there? :cool:

  185. CedarsDevil says:

    TonyBee

    Hahaha You fuck………Should tattoo my ass on your forehead you dipshit!

  186. Sandeep1878 says:

    TonyBee,

    Evening mate,

    dint know that you knew he’s got a hairy ass :lol:

    ###

    Willie,

    evening dude..what up..

    and yeah they are M A S S I V E

  187. Zibbie says:

    Just a reminder, after taking the blue pill if after 4 hours a cat still can not scratch it, seek medical help immediately. just saying.

  188. CedarsDevil says:

    We doing this again? Ok here it goes…….

    Fuck off city, fuck off city, fuck off city fuck off city………Bitter deluded bastards

  189. FletchTHEMAN says:

    Some bright lads have pieced the following together from a calendar, boot strap maths, a belief that the one true god wears red knickers. ;)

    5m Rahul ‏@forevruntd
    On 29th July; Brazil vs Belarus at Old Trafford. Mr. Moura, Mr. Agent (following Brazil NT), Mr. Gill & Sir Alex all at one place. #fun

  190. Devil310 says:

    Shit….i miss all the fun again! – This west coast, sunny California bullshit is making me miss all the good banter. Time to tell the missus we’re moving to Manchester!

    How y’all doing??? :mrgreen:

    How tha’ fuck do I do the devil face again? LOL

  191. Zibbie says:

    A flying fuck, performed by two horny Bald Eagles. Starting at 6000 feet in the air, if they do not complete the act, certain death awaits.

  192. Zibbie says:

    A flying fuck, a mile high member.

  193. Sandeep1878 says:

    Devil310,

    evening mate, looks like you learnt the smileys :P

  194. TonyBee says:

    :wicked:

  195. TonyBee says:

    i havent … fucking things……

  196. Zibbie says:

    310 :mrgreen:

  197. TonyBee says:

    :twisted: :evil:

  198. FletchTHEMAN says:

    @Devil
    : twisted : remove spaces = :twisted:

    @Cedars:
    Cheers, mate. Late onset United Tourette’s is it? Afraid you have a bad case mate :lol:

  199. TonyBee says:

    ahh that’s better….hee hee

  200. CedarsDevil says:

    Devil310

    Just ask the expert TonyBee mate……….How is the girls soccer over in the States? I fucking love them soccer mums though

  201. Devil310 says:

    @Sandeep1878 – Evening mate. Yes, learned a couple. We had a crash course last night on the Lukas thread. TonyBee is still struggling tho…LOL

    :P

  202. Zibbie says:

    I got a blow job on a flight from Vegas back to Chicago once, that was a nice flight.

  203. Devil310 says:

    Thanks Fletch….let me try

    :twisted:

  204. Mikekelly12 says:

    @ArgentinaFW: Manchester United have reportedly offered River $7m for Cirigliano.. though his buyout clause is $15m.

  205. Zibbie says:

    :twisted: Zib hurts

  206. Mikekelly12 says:

    If anything this summer is already more ridiculous than last summer.

  207. CedarsDevil says:

    Mike

    Piss off you traitor, you fool no one here

  208. WillieRedNut says:

    The city is yours…….the city is yours………20,000 empty seats……are you fucking sure!

  209. Zibbie says:

    Zibbie is a :twisted: MUFC fan!!!

  210. WillieRedNut says:

    Red Army! Red Army! Red Army! Red Army! Red Army! Red Army!

  211. TonyBee says:

    Scientists now believe that if you masturbate frequently you have a greater chance of developing Tourettes in later life.
    How the fuck these cuntbrained arseholes come up with these cocksucking titwank ideas is beyond me, fucksake!..

  212. CedarsDevil says:

    We all hate leeds scum, we all hate leeds scum we all hate leeds scum…….

    I would shit my pants if someone came on here and started a post by ‘Off Topic’ ha ha ha ha

  213. Mikekelly12 says:

    Cedars
    Stretty was my grounding! Moved to United Road, which is where my proper bouncing days were spent. K stand was a treat when I had spare cash. So in a sense I’m coming home.

  214. Zibbie says:

    For shity fans their world is a tainted Oyster. For they have the shitz.

  215. Zibbie says:

    TMI look away if U want
    My women loves to pop my zits, I have had ladies like this before. She takes it to another level. :eke:

  216. Devil310 says:

    @Cedars – soccer-moms have to be one of the sexiest species in the planet. You should see them parading around the field….Mmmmmm

  217. Zibbie says:

    Carpel tunnel of the wrist as well you just might go blind.

  218. CedarsDevil says:

    Mike

    I will repeat me self, you fool no one pal…….You are a traitor and in previous times traitors were beheaded……Now if you want forgiveness, give us a few chants

  219. Zibbie says:

    As I type this with wrist braces and cataracts.

  220. CedarsDevil says:

    Devil310

    You horny fuck! Guess that makes two of us!! ha ha ha ha

    UNITED supporters, best fuckers on earth

  221. Sandeep1878 says:

    We love United, we do
    We love United, we do
    We love United, we do
    Oh United we love you

  222. Zibbie says:

    Our soccer fields 12 of them are 1 mile down my rd, I go watch games for the soccer moms, ummmy….90 plus degrees, women comfortable naked. Brest feeder every where. dads at the office…. target rich environment for lactating women.

  223. Sandeep1878 says:

    Build a bonfire,
    Build a bonfire,
    Put the Scousers on the top,
    Put the City in the middle,
    And we’ll burn the f*cking lo

  224. Sandeep1878 says:

    Hello, hello we are the busby boys,
    Hello, hello we are the busby boys,
    And if you are a city fan,
    Surrender or you’ll die,
    We all follow United

  225. Sandeep1878 says:

    Dimitar Berbatov One Look at City and he Said Fuck Off
    Dimitar Berbatov One Look at City and he Said Fuck Off
    Dimitar Berbatov One Look at City and he Said Fuck Off

  226. Sandeep1878 says:

    I like this one a lot because i m big fan of Busby babes..who isnt anyway..

    We love them,
    We mourn for them,
    Unlucky boys of Manchester,
    I wish I’d gone down,
    Gone down with them,
    … To where mother nature,
    Makes their bed,
    We miss them,
    Every night we kiss them,
    Their faces fixed in our heads,
    I wish I’d gone down,
    Gone down with them,
    To where mother nature,
    Makes their bed.
    R.I.P Busby Babes, Lest We Forget ♥

  227. Zibbie says:

    First time i saw a boobie squirt I was freaked the fuck out, she was hot our 3rd date she had a 2 1/2 year old kid. But wow it took me by surprise this big beautiful boobie squirt me in the face. In all of 20 seconds I was drinking her dry!!!

  228. Sandeep1878 says:

    When he grows up,
    Oh you know he’s gonna be,
    He’s gonna be the only Scotsman in our team,
    Now he’s grown up,
    And he’s realised his dream,
    He’s gonna play alongside Giggsy, Scholes and Keane.

    Oh he would run 500 miles,
    And he would run 500 more,
    Just to be that man who might just score,

    To be that man Darren Fletcher….

    Darren Fletcher….. Darren Fletcher
    Darren fletcher….. Darren fletcher
    Na na na na na na na…

    ###

    Wishing Him A Speedy Recovery

  229. mancdub says:

    Are we singing again. Ok then.
    If I die in the Kippax Street, woah-oh woah-oh,
    If I die in the Kippax Street, woah-oh woah-oh,
    If I die in the Kippax Street, there’ll be ten blue bastards at my feet,
    Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.

  230. CedarsDevil says:

    mancdub

    Fucking epic, got the whole one on my pc!

  231. Sandeep1878 says:

    where the fuck have everyone gone? ;)

  232. Zibbie says:

    OK think a heavy Colombian accent on the one.

    Joan Wilder, Joan Wilder !! The Joan Wider!! The on who writes the books??

  233. WillieRedNut says:

    Bloody hell! What have I started? Sing my Red brothers! :twisted:

  234. CedarsDevil says:

    Lets just make sure we keep Jimmy James out of the chants thingy else he will tear the place apart!

  235. WillieRedNut says:

    Boom boom boom, let me hear ya say, Keano Keano! Big bada boom! 8)

  236. mancdub says:

    If you come from Manchester
    You’re sure to be a blue,
    Moston, Collyhurst, Salford, Ancoats too,
    And if you think that this is true you’re nothing but a fool,
    Cos in the town of Manchester
    Man United rule
    Tra la la laaaaa we all hate City
    Tra la la la la la la la

    You can stick your Bayern Munich
    Juventus Ajax too,
    There’s only one collosal team they play in laser blue,
    They’re gonna beat United, like once upon a time
    They’re gonna conquer Europe like they did in 69
    Tra la la laaaaa we all hate City
    Tra la la la la la la la

  237. Sandeep1878 says:

    Cedars,

    its always better to be away from chest thumping Tarzan when you are physically under threat :lol:

  238. Devil310 says:

    Smiley faces ignites singing. Happened yesterday. Is happening today again.

    :twisted:

  239. Zibbie says:

    I have never been to South America, only as far south as Costa Rica, I want to see the Brazilian women before I need the blue pill. Carnival since I first saw it on TV has burned the image of free wheeling sexual freedom. No puritan hang ups there.

  240. CedarsDevil says:

    Whooooo the fuck are Man Utd who the fuck are Man Utd, whoooo the fuck are Man Utd

    When the REDS go marching ON ON ON

  241. WillieRedNut says:

    Forever and ever
    We’ll the boys
    of Man United
    The Busby Babes!

    The flowers of Manchester. RIP

  242. Zibbie says:

    :mrgreen: Why do I have to be Mr. Pink. Shut up. :cool:

  243. Cyril Sneer says:

    Viva John Terry?

  244. mancdub says:

    Cedars
    Do you remember all the verses?
    I’m struggling after the first one.
    One of starts with ” if I die and go to hell”

  245. CedarsDevil says:

    Bunch of bouncing Busby Babes

  246. Devil310 says:

    @Zibbie – I’m originally from Venezuela, and I could say that overall Brazilian women have the best body in the region. BUT if you’re looking for the whole package, you can’t beat Venezuela women. I

    know I may sound biased, but if in doubt, I would suggest yo go to Miami, where you can find a concentration of the best looking women from South America. This is my ranking:

    - Venezuela
    - Brazil
    - Colombia
    - Argentina
    - Everyone else far behind

  247. mancdub says:

    Bertie Mee said to Matt Busby
    Have you heard of the north bank Highbury. 
    No said Matt you cockney twat
    But I’ve heard of Stretford Enders 

  248. Zibbie says:

    I’am a butt guy, small round or big, just have shape and proportion.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reTx5sqvVJ4&feature=related

  249. Meatnpotato says:

    City are going down with a billion in he bank! (who members that one?)

  250. CedarsDevil says:

    mancdub

    No recollection mate, been over 18 years!

  251. 911_DEVIL says:

    Interesting stats about ronnie there sandeep

  252. CedarsDevil says:

    Sir Matt once looked at leeds football club, took a piss and moved on

  253. Mikekelly12 says:

    Holy Shit… RoM’s bouncing again…
    He scores goals galore, he scores goals
    He scores goals galore, he scores goals
    He scores goals galore, he scores goals
    Paul Scholes … He … Scores goals!!

  254. WillieRedNut says:

    I love pussy, but I couldn’t eat a whole one.

  255. CedarsDevil says:

    Sir Matt

    Where ever you may be with the Babes, I fucking love you all……

    Besty, you are the best and no one will ever match you….NEVER

    Sir Alex – Anyone giving you a bad word is daft as fuck, you are the father of Manchester United….On your behalf, fuck the haters

  256. CedarsDevil says:

    Anyone who knows their United history will know how Sir Matt used to take the piss out of leeds……Fucking rightly so as well

    UNITED UNITED UNITED

  257. TheCANTONA says:

    @cedars:
    aye mate. Sorry for misundertanding.
    @Slim:
    IMO to call rooney unproven was bit ridiculous. He’s already played in PL for 2 years (he was once the youngest player ever to score in PL), he played & scored in EURO 2004 too. So i don’t think we can compared Rooney & Moura on this situation.
    Anyway If UTD are willing to give large sums of money for unproven brazilian kid why the hell we’re being tough over 15-20k for Welbeck?! Doesnt make any sense at all!

  258. Mikekelly12 says:

    We all hate leeds SCUM! Rio and Eric saw the error of their ways!

  259. CedarsDevil says:

    Mike

    O I they did…………fucking scum excuse for football club are leeds……

  260. ARUN says:

    @Te we will get himHECANTONA SAYS
    MATE ,30 MILLION IS A BIG FEE. BUT THERE IS A BIT OF CONFUSION HERE .ITS ACTUALLY 130000 A MONTH NOT WEEK ONLY 30000 A WEEK .FERGIE PROBABLY THINKS HE IS NEXT RONALDO. and having watched him for many games in sao paulo i can tell you that he is pretty damn fucking good.he is going to create havoc in premier league.i think the quotes from the agent were to protect the kid during olympics.i realy beleiv

  261. Zibbie says:

    Her name Elizabeth C. I first saw her at a pool bar in Cancun. Half Guatemala and German girl. Raven or Gun metal black straight thick hair of her Guatemala mom-mas of her past. The length reached the top of her canary yellow bikini bottom. Eyes of coco brown. Tall & long with bumps in all the right places. She saunters through the water, with a physical feminine grace. Every head turned to watch her sun kissed bronze body flow through the water. With her white sun glasses on. Her stool on the pool bar is 2 spots from me. She is swarmed by all. 15 mins later I find her pulled towards me, the only one who seems to shun her effervescent self. A turn of her head and quick glances soon turned into an insatiable curiosity of how and why could I resist. She moves 2 stools over to talk to me. Her parents Dr’s who taught at Stanford and Berkeley. Her Undergraduate work completed she is having a semester of fun. Then music to my ears, spirits have no age. I did my junior year in Italy….. 5 volleyball games later. In water that fell from the upper pool, I let it wash over me, drunk for the second time that bay. From behind I feel her press her breast on my back arms around my neck mouth in my ear as water flowed over us both. Seemingly compressing her firmly in me. As 2 metamorphosis into one. One of my better nights……

  262. ARUN says:

    we will get moura

  263. Giggs12Gerrard0 says:

    United united united

    Evening cunt sticks in Mike Kelly fashion

  264. Zibbie says:

    Willie 19:28 is a instant classic.

    A bottomless pit.

    A never ending buffet of pussy.

  265. james21 says:

    We are just one of those teams
    That you see now and then,
    We often score six
    But we seldom score ten,
    We beat em at home
    And we beat em away,
    We kill any bastards
    That get in our way;
    We are the pride of all Europe
    The cock of the North,
    We hate the Scousers
    The Cockneys of course, and Leeds!
    We are United
    Without any doubt,
    We are the Manchester boys

    Cedars
    Evening Twat Hooks.

    Giggs/ M19ke
    Everton away applications are being accepted now. Just applied.

    Oh FFS I’ve just seen there is still no answer for the dregs question. Keep trying Wayne. :D

  266. CedarsDevil says:

    Folk think I am paranoid with my hate for leeds? Then you know shit……Try going to elland rd on match day when United are in town………..Get a grasp of the chants the fuckers have for us, try putting your life on the line against them murdering bastards then you will know what I mean

  267. TheCANTONA says:

    @slim:
    And don’t forget we only had one good & fit striker back then in RvN so bringing Rooney in was a smart move by SAF imo. Meanwhile at present we already have 3 good wingers on their peak time. I also heard Moura kid is a rightfooted winger (just like AV7, Young). I’m not against club to spend money but with glazers as our owner, i just think we should spend it better.

  268. Zibbie says:

    I my collage days I could fuck’em dry. I remember my first dry pussy friction cock burns up and down both side of my shaft. Freaked me the fuck out. The wild thing was we both new it was happening, and still keep fucking for hours !!!! We went to the drug store and I purchased mu first tube of KY jelly. :twisted:
    We kept right on fucking, ahh good old collage.

  269. CedarsDevil says:

    Jimmy James

    You fucking beauty, just lit up me evening………..Oh and hello Giggs12

  270. moscowJT says:

    Hello ROM,
    A prominent fan of our great club just passed away-The President of the Republic of Ghana… J.E.A. Mills apparently organised a small party for other prominent fans in the country at his official residence after MUFC won the 19…RIP President Mills.

  271. Sandeep1878 says:

    For we reds, the meaning of life is Manchester United!!

    the lads will fire us to glory, get in and citeh get ready for gang bang you cock suckers..

    Good night reds..

    do i have to say?

    Love you all…

    United United – we gonna rule the world.

  272. james21 says:

    Cedars

    WE ALL HATE leeds SCUM !
    WE ALL HATE leeds SCUM !
    WE ALL HATE leeds SCUM !
    WE ALL HATE leeds SCUM !

    Oh Elland road is full of sheep
    Oh Elland road is full of sheep
    Its full of sheep sheep and more sheep
    Oh Elland road is full of sheep

    WE ALL HATE leeds SCUM !
    WE ALL HATE leeds SCUM !
    WE ALL HATE leeds SCUM !
    WE ALL HATE leeds SCUM !

  273. 911_DEVIL says:

    If your have noticed

    I never get myself involved
    Into either hating or bashing at teams
    Neither about glazers governance cause I havnt experienced anything disruptive to the club or to our progress as a club.

    One thing that caught my attention is fergie coming out in defence of the glazers from anguished fans
    But as the boss said, they do not interfere with the clubs transfers policy only they take out the money the boss feels not worth spending in a year where all targets might be either unavailable or overpriced and use in non club related deals, But in the following transfer window the money should be always available if required.

    Now it sinks when I hear fans call out for the head of fergie
    Daft fans like that should be given space to voice their unhappiness but no fan should be permitted to bash at the gaffer.

  274. Giggs12Gerrard0 says:

    Earl of sandwich

    Yes mate applied yesterday, fuck all chance of getting one in the ballot though! Operation away brief has commenced.

  275. TonyBee says:

    keep going Zibbie…i was almost there when you stopped……

  276. CedarsDevil says:

    Sheep shagging murdering Munich chanting fucking hateful bastards……….God I detest them with a passion as should every United supporter in my opinion

  277. james21 says:

    Cedars
    Your father is your brother
    Your sister is your mother
    They’re F***ing one another
    The leeds Family.

    (Adams Family)

  278. Giggs12Gerrard0 says:

    Sheep sheep sheep shaggers
    sheep sheep sheep shaggers

  279. CedarsDevil says:

    Jimmy James

    Epic chant………Was blasting it at the top of my voice!

  280. WillieRedNut says:

    KY jelly. :lol:

  281. 911_DEVIL says:

    Cedars told prasan
    That he’s funny as fuck but a repetitive identical jokes loses its sense

    I enjoyed last nights chants but this is becoming irritating

  282. CedarsDevil says:

    Oh dear God, so pumped up right now, need to run into a leeds fan and fucking break him in two….

    Disclaimer

    I do not condone violence, unless its against leeds fans of course!

  283. Atin says:

    :o

    LOVING IT! :) :) :)

  284. WillieRedNut says:

    Whats that fucking dreg waffling about? Keep the chants going! :D

  285. Zibbie says:

    ——————-DDG————–

    ——-Rio—–Vida—–Evans—-

    Rafa———————————Evra
    —–TV7—Carrick–Kagawa–

    ————RVP—–Rooney–

  286. Giggs12Gerrard0 says:

    What a friend we have in jesus
    hes our saviour from afar
    what a friend we have in jesus
    and his name is Cantona

    ohh ahh Cantona, ohh ahh Cantona

  287. 911_DEVIL says:

    The chevs sign hazard’s younger brother
    Thorgan

  288. CedarsDevil says:

    911

    Don’t you ever fucking preach me you weird fuck……..Chants is what we are all about, we fucking sing for United……..Ever been to a football ground? They fucking sing…….Never address me in a snide way again you creep

  289. Giggs12Gerrard0 says:

    He’s big he’s bad he’s Wesley Brown
    The hardest man in all the town
    with orange hair beware
    come and have a go if you dare

    He’s big he’s bad he’s Wesley Brown
    The hardest man in all the town
    with orange hair beware
    come and have a go if you dare

    He’s big he’s bad he’s Wesley Brown
    The hardest man in all the town
    with orange hair beware
    come and have a go if you dare

    He’s big he’s bad he’s Wesley Brown
    The hardest man in all the town
    with orange hair beware
    come and have a go if you dare

    He’s big he’s bad he’s Wesley Brown
    The hardest man in all the town
    with orange hair beware
    come and have a go if you dare

    He’s big he’s bad he’s Wesley Brown
    The hardest man in all the town
    with orange hair beware
    come and have a go if you dare

    He’s big he’s bad he’s Wesley Brown
    The hardest man in all the town
    with orange hair beware
    come and have a go if you dare

  290. Mikekelly12 says:

    911
    If you find football chants irritating fuck off to highbury!!! Or the North Stand. You cheeky fucker!!

  291. united.george says:

    50 shades of zibbie.

  292. Giggs12Gerrard0 says:

    911′s going home in a big white abulance
    911′s going home in a big white abulance

    :-)

  293. james21 says:

    911
    Well do one then and go think of an answer for Wayne.

    They got salt and pepper on their Hot Dog stands.
    shitty are a MASSIVE club.

  294. devil's own says:

    Talking of sheep shagging cunts,
    Cedars how’re you mate?

  295. 911_DEVIL says:

    If one could record himself
    Or just shot himself singing passionately those chants and then upload them to youtube so that we could get the tone of it :P
    Its like reading kagawas names others pronounce it
    KA-gawa
    Keigawa :D

  296. Giggs12Gerrard0 says:

    Ambulance even, got all excited in true K stand fashion

  297. Mikekelly12 says:

    James/Giggs
    Cunt sticks and twat hooks…. Haha… I farted as I laughed. Gonna miss Everton boys, my flight comes back on 21st so will have to watch the opener in a beach bar in Cyprus!! Watched West Brom and Spurs in a bar in Turkey last year (shit timing) but we won!!

  298. WillieRedNut says:

    Remember the kings goal against the vermin in the FA cup final? Gives me chills thinking about it! Best thing about it though, I watched it with a dipper lol. His face when oh ah scored! :P

  299. james21 says:

    Personally don’t care who Chelsea sign. :D

  300. Giggs12Gerrard0 says:

    Mike

    dont worry mate im sure we will be chubbed anyway, fucking exec cunts.

  301. Devil310 says:

    Are all the boys in tha House now? Giggs12, JimmyJames, Cedars, Zibbie, Willie, Mr. Sandmand….and Zibbie. Although, Zibbie is always here

    :D

  302. CedarsDevil says:

    devil’s own

    Another cheeky cunt…………Your comments when I got banned did not go unnoticed, calling folk who supported me as idiots………Do one one and go fuck yourself, you’re in the wrong crowd pal

  303. Giggs12Gerrard0 says:

    Devils own

    In lebonese Cedars just meant he is fine thanks for asking :-)

  304. james21 says:

    Willie
    I’ll bet his face was a picture when they walked out in those white suits. :D

    I saw my mate the other day,
    He said to me, he’s seen the white Pele,
    So I asked, who is he,
    He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney
    Wayne Rooney WAZZA!

  305. 911_DEVIL says:

    Oops cedars, sorry
    That wasn’t on a bad way, was just stating what I thought about the chants
    Not gonna argue with you

  306. Devil310 says:

    I forgot Mikekelly…..where is King Eric by the way? Haven’t seen him in a while. I’m beginning to miss his rants.

  307. Giggs12Gerrard0 says:

    who can rob your houses, who can rob your houses
    Violate your gran, violate your gran
    sell cocaine from the ice cream van
    The scouse cunts can

  308. james21 says:

    I’m an Idiot. :D

  309. Mikekelly12 says:

    They’ve got Bernard Manning as their fattest fan……

  310. james21 says:

    Giggs
    In lebonese Cedars just meant he is fine thanks for asking

    :D :D :D Brilliant.

  311. Mikekelly12 says:

    …. Groupon still haven’t given me my fuckibg money back?!!

  312. Giggs12Gerrard0 says:

    Evening 310 (Afernoon i guess)

    I moved from LA back to Manchester and as much as I love United dont ever fucking dream of doing it, what a stupid cunt I am.

    Its only this year when city fans are like gremlines throw a bit of success on them and the cunts multiply.

  313. Cyril Sneer says:

    He’s here,
    He’s there,
    He’s fucking everywhere,
    Brian McClair! Brian McClair!

  314. WillieRedNut says:

    James – The white suits were the least of his worries! Honestly, when Eric scored I wished i had a camera! :)

  315. Giggs12Gerrard0 says:

    Cedars

    Dont be pissed off your were supported by idiots, Mike Kelly paid £1000 for a holiday he didnt even want, didnt go, and now cant get his money back…….That is pretty idiotic :-)

  316. devil's own says:

    Cedars . .
    I doubt any comment goes unnoticed by you, since all you do is post here.
    And about those irrepressibly stupid chants, get a life guys. If you want to sing go to a fucking football ground.
    No wonder zibbie was banned, this is becoming zibbie and bee make a porno.
    I’m not in the wrong crowd. If you want to talk united I’m game for it.
    -@AR

  317. Cyril Sneer says:

    He’s fat,
    He’s Scouse,
    He’s gonna rob your house,
    Rooney! Rooney!

  318. Mikekelly12 says:

    Cedars/Giggs
    That is one hell of a translation!! Did you input into google translator for that one. Haha!!
    Devil310 – got my Cyprus trip booked! May do the states October or December! Need to continue my tour of ball parks!

  319. Giggs12Gerrard0 says:

    “irrepressibly stupid chants, get a life guys”

    I thought these were United chants? Clearly never had a bounce at a ground.

    Prawn sandwich for Devil’s (on his) own please

  320. 911_DEVIL says:

    I’m weird? That caught me in wee. Should of addressed myself b4 others noticed ;) !!!

  321. WillieRedNut says:

    They’ve got the Gallagher brothers as celebrity fans…….oh city are a massive club!

  322. Devil310 says:

    @giggs12 – i know mate. I really love this town. Unfortunately, work is moving to Miami, so I think I’m going to be forced to move there or quit. I love what I do, so I might have to move there. It’s not a bad place, but nothing beats LA. Any chance you coming back?

  323. james21 says:

    Devils own
    I would but we don’t kick off till August 20th.

  324. devil's own says:

    United chants are fun at OT. Oh and ‘ve bounced around enough. All through grim 70′s hopefull 80′s and the golden period since 86.
    No rhym no rhytm and they sound like gibberish..
    This is ROM reads not ROM sings..

  325. CedarsDevil says:

    All together now, what do Kagawa and Cedars do ???

  326. Zibbie says:

    Tony Bee, I had rose color glasses on that day see new I had hazel green eyes by scolding her friend saying I had beautiful brown eyes, she says there GREEN! that’s when I new, it was mine to fuck up, zibbie just let the game come to me and she did. , before the volleyball game, on plastic air mattresses foaling waist high right in front of your eyes, tan tight asses on parade. Before there vacation, they diet forbidding their favorites, working out, tanning worked so hard to look so good, who I’am I to look away. A selfish man, a chicken. I for one will not insult all that hard work and not enjoy there female body. Muse they a muse me, move my heart and hard on.
    Elizabeth was with a little hot blond, full of fun and desire to taste it all. A Midwest girl on scholarship at Stanford.she save skimped for this vacation. Fun had by all. That night out dancing we were on the tables the bar, tight ass house wives from Connecticut out shaken their money makers. To woe one, to have other wanting you is such a help to land the one you desire. at 3 am we finally noticed he friend standing in the dim light of the bathroom door. Elizabeth asked her roommate, her friend, how long have you been there. Her response almost from the start, you still had your skirt on but nothing else. They went at it for 15 minutes before I could make out what was being said, like I said a great night.

  327. Giggs12Gerrard0 says:

    Devil310

    Would love to mate, someday maybe! Life is treating me well back here in Manc, great job, My littel boy loves United, then United themselves……….the missus is alright as well i guess.

  328. Zibbie says:

    Rape shit!

  329. Mikekelly12 says:

    Giggs12
    Haha… To be fair, if I had the cash it looked like it might have been a good holiday! Mike Kelly is a retard, Mike Kelly is a retard tra la la la, tra la la la!!!

    They had a chairman and a manager that wore a wig. Oh city are a massive club!!

  330. Giggs12Gerrard0 says:

    Devils own

    please point out where it says RoM reads not RoM sings? All the lads contribute massively and always stay on topic when a new one is added.

    Thats whats wrong with United too mant stiffs passing judgment, you dont have to read the posts just skip past them buddy dont give yourself a hernia.

    Also you was ok until Cedards ruined you, stick your dummy back in mate.

  331. Sandeep1878 says:

    Che Cedara,

    Calm down pal, ignore the unwanted..

    Giggsy12,

    will you stop teasing the M19ke ;) you are always on to your pal and pulling his legs :P

    ###

    Not getting sleep from the past 2 hours, 2 AM, gotta wake up at 6 ..

    shutting down now, first thing tomorrow..

    Good night reds..

    UNITED

  332. CedarsDevil says:

    Giggs12

    Ha ha………Just read back your posts……..Pissed my self

  333. Devil310 says:

    @Mikekelly12 – If you come by in October, I should still be in LA. I’ll take you to both Dodgers or Anaheim. Been to both. Anaheim is nicer, but Dodgers has the history.

    If you come in December, I’ll most likely be in Miami. If you want to stop by, I’ll take you to the new stadium they built for the Miami Marlings. Never been, but that shit looks like a spaceship. Apparently, it’s work of art inside too.

  334. james21 says:

    Manchester,
    Manchester United.
    A bunch of bouncing “Busby Babes”,
    They deserve to be knighted.

    If ever they’re playing in your town,
    You must get to that football ground.
    Take a look and you will see,
    Football taught by Matt Busby.

    Manchester,
    Manchester United.
    A bunch of bouncing “Busby Babes”,
    They deserve to be knighted.

  335. WillieRedNut says:

    Cedars ruins this blog. Stop singing Cedars. Go to a football ground if you want to sing Cedars.

  336. devil's own says:

    @G12G0 : just raised a point. Fair enough will skip past posts henceforth.

  337. james21 says:

    Can we not have an eve without someone fucking moaning. FFS all the Glazer posts that kept repeating themselves and going over and over and fucking over what had already been said it was like a Parrott convention.

  338. Busby babes says:

    cedars i echo your sentiments m8 i hate 3 clubs with a passion liverpool,city, and leeds and fucking detest robbie fowler who’s played for all 3, love the footballing chants gets me through work:-)

  339. 911_DEVIL says:

    Beckam to play some part on the Olympic opening ceremony

    Here’s to some reward for his effort

  340. Giggs12Gerrard0 says:

    Devils own

    My voice has gone now any mate, so ill reign it in for you :-)

    The domocratic republik of Mancunia, we are a reasonable lot!

  341. CedarsDevil says:

    Fuck off city fuck off city fuck off city fuck off city

    We love United we do, we love United we do ooooooooooh United we love you

    Fuck yeah

  342. Zibbie says:

    I love this place, for the one trying to bait me, not tonight you master . Mr Masterbaiter is his profession, working with others worms all day. Cy B. Chpace, fool by any other name is still a fool.
    Stupid is as stupid does your wife why your at the market. :twisted:

  343. Lee Martins Winner says:

    a fav of mine

    In your liverpool slums,
    in your liverpool slums,
    your mums on the game
    your dads in the nick
    you cant spell manu,
    your too fucking thick
    in your liverpool slums

  344. Mikekelly12 says:

    Devil310
    Oh I will pal, I will. I’ve been to Dodgers stadium, Eva Longoria and L.L Cool J were on that thing where they put a big heart on the screen and you have to kiss!! Never been to Anaheim though. Miami is supposed to be the bollocks isn’t it? I’m sure you’ll slip into the Miami way of life soon enough. King Eric sends his regards by the way, I told him you were asking after him. He hasn’t logged on since Saturday.

  345. Zibbie says:

    My heart goes out to the poor SOB that has to watch a game on a Cyprus beach. :eek:

  346. CedarsDevil says:

    devil’s own

    Be a nice lad and never address me again, directly or indirectly………Reason being that I have the time of day for your sorts

    Capiche mon ami?

  347. WillieRedNut says:

    You’re a scouser, a scouse bastard, you’re only happy on giro day! Your da’s a dealer, your ma’s a stealer, please don’t take my hubcaps away!

    He on it! :lol:

  348. Zibbie says:

    I never lived in Lalaland but lived just down the road, was there many times.
    In 90 I was in the Twin Cities they just got and NBA team and played at the dome, we got shity tickets had a beer waited till almost the end of the 1st qt and scored seats wear sweet could hit us!!! Saw 20 games that year.
    La La Land wow.
    I think I told you guys this , in 87 my friend said Zibbie get up to LA just saw a killer band , I was there next weekend, Gun-N-Roses in a place for 500 people, after partied with the band, they were fun I did not do heroin and once they slammed well, they were off!!!!!

  349. mancdub says:

    Singing is more fun than talking about debt.
    My old man said be a city fan
    And I said bollocks your a cunt
    I’d rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it
    Than be a city fan for just one minute
    With hatchets and hammers
    Stanly knives and spanners
    We’ll show these city bastards how to fight
    I’d rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it 
    Than be a city fan

  350. james21 says:

    Lee Martins winner and Willie
    Anything that mocks the scousers. :D

  351. Zibbie says:

    My Friends were a hot band called Dick Hippo, like a White Hot Cillie Pepper band.
    Awesome they were, then right when they had a big San D, following played LA a few times rocing 500+ the guitarist moved back to Dubuque to raise his son.

  352. Mikekelly12 says:

    Zibbie
    I’m glad you feel my pain!!

    The Republik is facing a revelution!!!! No more singing! No mor chanting! No more fun!!

  353. CedarsDevil says:

    mancdub

    Quality, had this one on a few times but its great

  354. Lebomanc says:

    How many more days for the league to start?? Can’t wait!
    Cedars
    How do you feel when your dutch son might actually sign for united?

  355. james21 says:

    Lebomanc
    Utd Kick of on Monday 20th August away at Everton.

  356. mancdub says:

    Diego!
    Woo oh, oh, oh!
    Diego!
    Woo oh, oh, oh!
    He came from Uruguay
    He made the Scousers cry!

  357. Zibbie says:

    There is a special squad to fight ABU cunts, but NO FUN POLICE!!!!

  358. CedarsDevil says:

    Lebomanc

    Hello my darling……..Sadly I cannot see my son coming over to United….wont happen!

  359. Zibbie says:

    MK12 on this date Aug 20, at a beach side bar surrounded by well shaven women in bikinis. Is the day the season starts.

  360. Mikekelly12 says:

    Ooh ah Paul McGrath I said ooh aah Paul McGrath. Ooh aah Paul McGrath you’ll find him at the bar!

  361. CedarsDevil says:

    To you all you chanting fucking beauties, I am pissing off……….

    Keep em coming though! Love you all

  362. fergie is the boss says:

    WillieRedNut – Austin powers’s dick is bigger than shitty

  363. Devil310 says:

    Mikekelly

    Cheers mate. Send my regards to him and WeeTom.
    Miami is crazy town. You wont find a better nightlife anywhere. I haven’t seen that concentration of hot women anywhere in the world. Not only Latinas, but from both western and eastern europe, asia, etc. It’s crazy. I think is the heat. Makes them wanna take their clothes off. I’ll be happier to move there if I was single. But if definitely a single’s town. I love my missus, so no funny business for me.

  364. slim says:

    TheCantona
    By your logic donkey Carroll is well worth this 35 mill tag. I mean he’s already played for a big club- Newcastle and scored a goal at this euros. Ridiculous you say? You must be joking
    I can get being pissed at Danny’s contract up in the air, I am too. As per his wages, well these sort of players- Lucas, what’d most expect. A talent coming out of Brazil is gonna command more than a local lad. Except the local boy is a George Best reincarnation
    I’m yet to see such a miracle occur.
    Plus he’s moving to a different part of the world, plus the Brazilian international football is miles ahead of the English.
    Come on fella I didn’t think I’d have to explain all of this.
    SAF thinks he’s worth it, or he would’nt even bother.
    He’s clearly interested

    Oh and I love the chants guys. Learning a thing or two here.brilliant stuff

  365. Lebomanc says:

    James21
    Thanks, roll on title 20!

    Cedars
    Hey.. But If he doesn’t come to united, he’s gonna end up at city! And I do not wanna see him play along side aguero with a midfield that contains David silva and yaya toure supporting them!

  366. james21 says:

    Cedars
    Night mate.

    And just for slim.

    Oh me lads,
    You should have seen us coming,
    Fastest team in the League,
    Just to see us running,
    All the lads and lasses,
    With smiles upon their faces,
    Walking down the Warwick Road,
    To see Matt Busby’s aces!

    Night Reds.

  367. Zibbie says:

    Dream well,

  368. onlygodknows says:

    @Cedars – I know, was reading last night, just wasn’t able to post. Top night!

    @Mikekelly12 17:55 – It’s our anthem though! Surly we should sing the whole thing. I hold it in the same regard as blue moon to the bitters and YAWN ;-P to the dippers. Every game we should walk out to it like we did when we played City in 2008 – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LG_M0EB8MaY

    Someone should get it sorted!!!

    -MUFC-

  369. Mikekelly12 says:

    Zibbie
    It does indeed, and win lose or draw I’ll be rocking that bar and singing my ass off!
    Devil310
    No worries pal. Yeah, heard about the place. My pal went there for his stag do. He was amazed. My girlfriends cousin lives there and we keep meaning to go over and see her.
    Cedars
    Laters pal.

  370. slim says:

    TheCantona
    Talent that’s expected to grow and grow is money well spent if you ask me and Rooney is a prefect example. We took the risk and while he ain’t my favorite he’s come on in leap and bounds.
    You’ll have to ask SAF/Gill why they’re not budging on Danny contract. Like I said its usually more difficult for the local kids and if you don’t have the next big thing label hanging on your neck.
    Fact, players like him will always command more.
    We’ve got only one striket nearing his peak and that’s roo. The other two are well away from that. Correct me if I’m wrong but they haven’t scored 15-20 a season. Fuck it, we’ll just have to wait to see how this plays out. Prick hasn’t signed for us yet.

  371. Mikekelly12 says:

    Onlygodknows
    Yeah, maybe we should be more thorough but it’s hard enough getting people to sing at all let alone for long periods of time! I think the Calypso has become more of an anthem lately and gets the longer showing when sang.

  372. Mikekelly12 says:

    @Pitacodogringo: Vice president of football João Paulo Jesus Lopes says Lucas Moura has repeated his desire to stay at São Paulo #more manoeuvring?

  373. Dazbomber says:

    We’ll Never Die

    United’s flag is deepest red
    It shrouded all our Munich dead
    Before their limbs grew stiff and cold
    Their heart’s blood dyed it’s ev’ry fold
    Then raise United’s banner high
    Beneath it’s shade we’ll live and die
    So keep the faith and never fear

    We’ll keep the Red Flag flying here
    We’ll never die, we’ll never die
    We’ll never die, we’ll never die
    We’ll keep the Red flag flying high
    ‘Cos Man United will never die

  374. FletchTHEMAN says:

    MikeKelly Who knows mate.

    There is also another quote from the agent saying playing the starving student card. The will to survive July and August must be strong son. Remember, the Club is bigger than any player! ;)

    Ribero: “He earns very little,” “It is the fifth wages of Sao Paulo and needs to be valued for what it is worth on the international market” .

    Oi me, THE HUMANITY! :roll:

    source

    http://www.sempretricolor.com.br/st2009/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=41944

  375. Dazbomber says:

    Born in a fishing town of Aberdeen , the greatest forward the world has ever seen he played for his country when just seventeen king of the football league Denis Denis Law king of the football league

  376. eric keane says:

    Lucas moura’s agent also said he doesn’t expect any other european club to make the offer united did. According to him we bid 33 mil euros. 15 days back. They want more.

    I doubt this happening now. However, might be that his agent and fergie have decided to not declare anything till the olympics are done with. But that’s reaching..

  377. Mikekelly12 says:

    Fletch
    Haha. That’s rich. Maybe if the agent didn’t take such a big cut for doing fuck all, his little Brazilian pauper might get a bit more cash!

  378. FletchTHEMAN says:

    Eric Keane, So there are 2 ways to look at that oddity. One is that no one rates the lad. The other is that everyone realizes that SPFC are crocked and are waiting until a deal is struck. Then they will swoop in with a couple P more. I surely hope it is SPFC that blinks before we do. £30M+ for a 19yo is a weight I wouldn’t wish on many youngsters, especially at United.

  379. TheCANTONA says:

    @Slim:
    Now now u comparing Rooney with carroll, mate? Teenage Rooney could control the ball, could drible past defender & could shoot. I dont understand how u came up with that thought?
    Answer me why do we feel its necessary to strengthen right wing position, while we’ve had 3 right-footed winger already? And May i add comparing Moura to Bestie it’s little bit premateur. I’ve only seen him one time, a cameo against very poor GB team, good cameo i admitt but still dont think he’s worth £26-£30m let alone £60k-£130k salary per week. And i say this ONCE AGAIN, I’m not against the club to spend money but why the hell we spend it on another right-footed winger while we still had problems in central midfield and leftback position?
    Regarding welbeck, its not dig at supporter (like u or me) but to the club for being “tight” to their own academy player.

  380. Mikekelly12 says:

    @mikekeeganmen: Mail reporting #mufc considering lining up one final bid for Moura.

  381. Mikekelly12 says:

    Didn’t they also report that a deal had already been done? Don’t know how they get away with it. Should they not now apologise for printing a previous bull shit story?!

  382. WillieRedNut says:

    The art of bullshitting, without bullshitting.

  383. UtdSeven says:

    http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11667/7931141
    Sky ramping up the Moura stories, his club are now saying they would reopen negotiations if we provide another offer

  384. FletchTHEMAN says:

    Sao Paulo News ‏@SaoPauloNewsEng
    This evening Sao Paulo have been given a third offer from #MUFC for Lucas Moura ;) #AquiVamosNós

    This is a fairly reliable source who scans the club and local rags.

    So it looks like we are in with a 3rd bid.
    Don’t know the value.

  385. Mikekelly12 says:

    Fletch
    This has already blown the wee wes saga out the water. Haha

  386. FletchTHEMAN says:

    United rumored in with a 3rd bid for Lucas Moura.
    Previous discussions suggested €40-41 (approx £32M) would be required.

    Interesting night then.

  387. FletchTHEMAN says:

    MikeKelly, It has to mate. Lucas Moura is a full 2cm (1 inch) taller than Wee Wesley, so obviously rates 20gazillion more £ and 200gazillion more column inches?! :roll:

    The entire saga has completely stomped on my last frayed nerves.
    Would love for it to be done.

    Heres to hope then. . . . . :lol:

  388. unitedthoughts1 says:

    Great quote:

    “São Paulo’s transfer strategy is like a boy that has learned to piss behind trees. It works out fine, then he goes no hands and makes a mess”

    I actually have a great feel that this may happen. The agent came out today saying that we would not go any higher hence it was all off. Now Sao Paulo are saying that they would not rule out negotiations.

    Basically:
    • Player wants to come
    • Agent wants to sell
    • President of club doesn’t want to sell – but under pressure from board etc etc
    • We have an offer in but playing hard ball.
    • Negotiations will happen in the next week.

  389. Zibbie says:

    I like these twitter updates.

    Lucas as Kagawa in 5 years time, both will be seen as good to great business.

    5 years from now Rooney will be only 31, Kagawa 28 and Lucas 24
    Welbeck 25, Rafa 26, Jones 25, Smalling 26 Evans 29 DDG 26

    MMMUUUHHHAHHHAHHAAAHHHAAMMMMUUUHAHHAUUUAMMMAHHHAUUUMMMMUUUHAHAHA!

  390. FletchTHEMAN says:

    unitedthoughts

    The lads in brazil I talk to say it is more than that.
    This lad is the franchize right now. Their #7 and they are currently without a shirt sponsor.
    So the story is that this lad was going to be the national sales pitch. Big responsibility.

    Anyway. I am sure 40M euros is a 10 year shirt deal in Brazil. Maybe more.

    It’s all rumor until Fergie has the lad at OT. So let’s wait and see.

  391. unitedthoughts1 says:

    FletchTHEMAN

    Exactly mate – until we see SAF with “the boy” holding on to a shirt at OT, nothing is done. LOL the quicker the bloody season starts the better. Twitter updates are not good for you!

  392. Zibbie says:

    LUCAS IS ON HIS WAY!!

    Now a LB a CDM 2 kids to freak us out grab and earn a 1st team spot. Good fringe player development. Buy 2 more in the winter a kid and defender.

  393. WillieRedNut says:

    Sao Paulo want some moura money.

  394. WillieRedNut says:

    Reports coming in United offered £45 million potatos. Apparently, Lucas is a farmer. Why didn’t he sign for spuds though, if he likes potatos? Beats me….

  395. mara says:

    Cherry
    ” We are either not good negotiators or deals involving south Americans are just too complicated for us.” I would say both…i think that we also overpaid fees for lot of players…

  396. WillieRedNut says:

    I once broke a girls cherry in a farmers field. It was like looking for a needle in a haystack. Boom!

  397. mara says:

    I wouldn t be suprised that they make IPO and then.put all the noney in their pocket and dont pay.the debt :-)

  398. Zibbie says:

    Wayne Rooney
    365 games and 181 goals for MUFC he is 26 averaged 29 goals a yr the last 3 at that rate in 3 years = 268

    44 games he played this year he sits at 365 games for MUFC 44 x 3 = 132 + 365 = 497 games.

    1st in goals 10 th in games played. and say 2 more pl titles = 6 in 10 years not bad for a scouser scum,

  399. mara says:

    I dont understand how Chelski can buy brazilians and have no problem?
    dont tell me coz of money coz they didint pay 40 mils for Oscar

  400. Zibbie says:

    cuz they are not as good.

  401. Zibbie says:

    PSG might get Kaka and Modric. A CL threat on the rise with Carlo and a bottomless check book. Are they the only big club in Paris? French Leg. on the rise.

  402. Zibbie says:

    Willie its a farmers market this year, I guess they want 20 million Idaho spuds, 10 million little re new, and the rest in fingerling heritage. MUFC stood firm and will peel none of them, supply no cooking oil, they did trow in 10 tons of sea salt. And 5000 lbs of Normandy butter.

  403. utd_fc says:

    Zibbie

    Where’d you hear lucas is coming? This whole deal is so fishy.. completely agree with whoever said this blows the Sneijder saga out of the water.

    Honestly right now I’d just love for us to buy a Defensive mid. Strootman/Martinez anyone?

  404. Zibbie says:

    Tea leaves, between the lines.

  405. Zibbie says:

    Madame Marie down at We Read Your Palms 4 less.

  406. Zibbie says:

    Alone with Zibbie, Title means more in Cedars home tong.

    This time ,when I am laid up and in the UK some 6 hours ahead asleep, rants. Many post just by me.
    Over time I found I enjoy this more and more.

    My guest tonight known by all is Rosie Palm. singing her new hit single Knuckle Scuffle

  407. Daniel says:

    I would offload Hernandez to fund the Moura and Van Persie deals.
    His first touch is just embarrassing.
    If you want to start playing possession and passing football he cannot be involved.

  408. FletchTHEMAN says:

    Interesting to compare Rooney with Lucas

    Rooney at Everton ??
    Everton 67 EPL games (15 goals, as a forward) Sold to United for £25.6 million in summer 2004 as 18yo.
    Plus 3 years of FAcup and Carling Cup games not included in this list.
    value added: 2 years on England senior team playing in Europe

    Lucas at SPFC
    59 games for SPFC in their league (15 goals, as a winger) talking of a transfer in the region of £32M
    value added: a smattering of cup games (could use some help finding the data on these)
    plus 5 games from Brazil at junior level
    plus 15 games for Brazil senior team and one goal. mostly as sub

  409. Clint-Iamyourpapii says:

    The official bid according to SSN is £25.6m.

    :lol:

    Too much wine between Forgy & Daffed Gill that ;)

  410. Zibbie says:

    I would keep then all.

  411. Zibbie says:

    Nice Fletch, Papii send a bottle over on me.

  412. wayne says:

    I’m fucking bored of San Paulo trying to squeeze Utd,should just tell to fuck off and move on.that mouthy little cunt of a agent needs to shut the fuck up.Hope he goes to OT to watch his boy play and gets his head kicked in

  413. Clint-Iamyourpapii says:

    2 girls 1 cup ….. my favourite film, I love Hungry Bitches

  414. Zibbie says:

    Peanut butter Jelly time.

  415. Zibbie says:

    Papii telling whom to eat shit, the world?

    Agents should all lose one nut! Their choice, left or right!

  416. Clint-Iamyourpapii says:

    Zibbie

    if United win the treble in my life time…I will shit on the next girl I fuck

    :P

    Not because it’s kinky no, because I couldn’t give a shit if she wanted it or not

    8)

  417. Lovin' United says:

    Chelsea just signed Thor Hazard… and now are lining up in signing Hulk…

    This is getting worse… with Thor and Hulk… they’ve already have two of the Avengers!

    Who do we have? :(

  418. Zibbie says:

    McLovin, shit Mesi never gets hurt, he is an Ironman!

  419. Zibbie says:

    We have Shrek & Michael Jackson,

  420. Lovin' United says:

    Yeah, I forgot we have the Terminator in Vidic…

  421. Lovin' United says:

    Plus our number 7 looks like a young Nick Fury… All he needs is an eye patch…

  422. Lovin' United says:

    God… I need help…

  423. Zibbie says:

    McLovin, the ones who think their fine are the one to worry about!

  424. Red Tash says:

    I miss Fred.Get back posting mate

  425. Sandeep1878 says:

    Morning reds around the world..

  426. Ash says:

    Daniel

    Sell hernandez? Are you on drugs. Hernandez is a natural goal scorer. Give him game time he will score and honestly he has improved his overall game also. Yeah he needs to improve more but he is just 24. Selling hernandez and buying RVP will be suicidal.

  427. 911_DEVIL says:

    Sandeep, good morning to you too buudy

    There are mounting rumours in brazil that united haven’t given-up on the starlet [MOURA] but my gut feeling tells me that united had only made £25-26m
    Sao paulo only wants £30m, I’m sure if we came up with a new bid at around £28m the greedy agent would have his fair share thus tempting him
    This morons aren’t decreasing their valuation of the player. £2m more please!!!

  428. 911_DEVIL says:

    You clearly Daft as fuck if you think we should sell chicha to buy an injury prone

  429. 911_DEVIL says:

    You clearly Daft as fuck if you think we should sell a 24 year old to buy an injury prone 29 year old player

  430. 911_DEVIL says:

    UNITEDday
    UNITEDday
    UNITEDday

    At what time is the kick off vs the DROGs????

  431. Devil310 says:

    Morning Reds / Evening, to the Yank fans :D

    Funny people putting down Chicho. The kid is not only a goal scorer, he’s a great crosser of the ball as well.

  432. Harish says:

    Hello Guys

    I still have faith that we will buy Moura. Would be a great buy

  433. Harish says:

    Ash,Devil310 and 911

    Well said. One season ago hernandez was the best striker now he has to be sold. Fuck those people who think that way. It would be a big mistake if we sell him. I will welcome RVP but not at the cost of our chicho

  434. Ash says:

    I hope we win big today. Eager to see Kagawa in action.

  435. Lovin' United says:

    What’s the news on Dembele? Are we getting him or not?

    IMHO, I think he’s the type of player who we should be really after…

  436. Harish says:

    911

    Mate it will start at 13 00 BST :)

  437. Ash says:

    It is 13 00 BST

  438. Harish says:

    Lovin

    He will be a good addition but I doubt he will join. But I agree he is the kind of addition we need. Moreover I want to have a belgium lad playing for us. They have good players coming. But I am angry that many of belgium player represent chelsea. :(

  439. Harish says:

    Ash

    Hello mate. I am also eager to see kagawa in action. Absolutely in love with that kid.

    On other note what time in india will the match start? A bit poor in converting time :)

  440. Ash says:

    Harish

    I think We are ahead by 4 and a half hour so that means we will see the match at 17 30 here in India.

  441. Harish says:

    Cheers Ash.

    By the way have you visited the MU bar in delhi. I did go there once and it is good.

  442. Lovin' United says:

    Speaking of Belgians… I don’t mind if Fellaini signs for us…

  443. Rd54 says:

    Dear harish
    I totally agree with you,it’s very strange of the people thinking,chicharito was a proven goal scorer ,you can see his goal ratio ,I did agree his first touch are not good sometimes,but his asset is putting the ball in goal,I sure if he stay fit and have enough quality pass to him hen can be our diamond ,sorry for my English .

  444. Harish says:

    Wow No life here in RoM.

    I have a question for you guys who is your favourite Manchester united player that you have seen play. I know players George best, Sir charlton,Duncan edwards would top the list but You guys tell me the players name who you have seen play live.

    Mine is cristiano Ronaldo and Vidic :)

  445. Harish says:

    Rd54

    Very well said. Chicho is a top player. Look at the way he scores for mexico. That boy is a talent. And No need to say sorry for your english it is good. :)

    By the way I will be happy if you tell me who is your fav Manchester united plaqyer is who you have seen play live. Cheers

  446. CedarsDevil says:

    Morning all…..

    Harish

    Favourite United player I saw live at OT for years is a no brainer for me……Take a guess!

  447. marksy says:

    muniain is ddg’s ” inseperable roommate”. ffs get him to have a word in the wee fellas ear and join him at OT.

  448. dazbomber says:

    CedarsDevil-Good morning was it Robbo? ha ha., I loved watching big Norman.

  449. Harish says:

    Cedars

    I know mate yours is Robson. And zibbie’s is Rooney. I have seen robson’s video and have to say he would been mine fav also if I watched him live.

  450. CedarsDevil says:

    Daz the Bomb

    Big Norm was a fucking nut case, loved him to bits……..That goal in the FA Cup final? Bloody hell

    Harish

    Robbo is from another planet mate, I watched him live at OT for years, the man is an enigma

  451. theredderdevil says:

    Hi mates,
    haven’t posted in a while but am an avid reader of this blog. I think it’s time to put this MF craze thats been troubling guys here to rest. Fergie has said time and again that the modern game has evolved,Not unless you are an airhead or one of these old geezers here with wondering minds(they begin by talking about football then end up talking about kebabs and lebanese broads), i would presume evolution to mean there is a change in the game. It’s no longer played the way it was 10 years ago, that would also mean the all brawn and sweat midfielder(read keano) is obsolete. So you keep forgeting this obvious fact and start asking fergie to sign this type of player. Fergie is always a step ahead of you. Look at barcelona for instance is there a keane type of MF in there?
    Am sure the answer is no, what is being sought after in todays game is a technically astute player, in the mould of kagawa,moura, heck even powell has those qualities.
    oh! and you old twats discussing your kebabs and lebanese crap here, i might as well start discussing my kenyan nyama choma and our kenyan athletes here if thats in order. Thats why we have facebook and google+ you boring cunts.
    I’d go ahead and name some of this twats but why bother? i think they know themselves.
    If you are an airhead or what is called a blonde in other quarters, The points to derive from this post are:
    1. THE DAY OF THE MF ENFORCER ARE OVER
    2. DISCUSS YOUR PERSONAL HORSESHIT ELSEWHERE

  452. Devil310 says:

    @ theredderdevil – glad you got that off your chest mate. now fuck off and go insult someone else who gives a fuck

  453. CedarsDevil says:

    theredderdevil

    Well, another reader who hardly posts yet when you do you throw insults……..Go fuck your self

  454. CedarsDevil says:

    Devil310

    He’s just an attention seeking cunt mate

  455. theredderdevil says:

    need i say more?
    the blokes know themselves

  456. Red Devil says:

    Morning Cedars

    Well the part about the midfield enforcer types being obsolete made some sense..
    the rest of it just made me laugh! :D

  457. Sandeep1878 says:

    theredderdevil

    Just one comment,

    waht you need to know is Sir Alex has been in charge from 25 years and he has gone through many such transitions of football game..

    he is a champion maker..

    end of..

  458. CedarsDevil says:

    Red Devil

    Morning you beauty, glad seeing you here on a regular basis………The bloke is question is just daft and has serious issues……..Just like one them loners at school who never had a mate and all of a sudden he goes on a rage and kills 20 odd people! Sad really

  459. theredderdevil says:

    Sandeep1878 says:
    comment noted,
    now lets keep it football

  460. Ash says:

    I have many favorite players who I have watched playing. My first was RVN. He is one of the reasons that I am supporting Manchester United. After him I Loved watching scholes. Then CR7,Vidic. I also love Van der sar. Great keeper. My father loves giggs.
    I also like rooney but I don’t think he is the best. Yeah he has scored some great goals but he goes missing in big games. But I enjoy watching him but not like RVN or scholes or Cristiano.

  461. Red Devil says:

    Cedars

    Cheers!
    Been trying to find a bit more time as you suggested the other day in one of the older posts..Besides the blog has been rocking with some the old posters making a comeback and Scott engaging himself with the common folk.

    I’m a bit worried about the point you make regarding loners mate…That guy Holmes who shot down some 10-15 odd people and left another 60 injured at the Batman movie…that was just sad I thought. A terrible way to die that way and the guy Holmes is probably deranged as he left his house and car all bugged with explosives..the whole incident is just really sad indictment as to what society has come to…

  462. Sandeep1878 says:

    Just watching Kanchelskis videos,

    One hell of a player..

  463. Harish says:

    theredderdevil

    If you want to talk about football chat with me. Instead of calling names and insulting other people you can say who is your fav united player who you seen play.Cheers

  464. james21 says:

    Morning Reds
    Another Little Dictator shows his face. Why is it Tits have to come here and tell others what to post. So glad he’s a regular.

  465. CedarsDevil says:

    Keep it football? No, lets keep it bull shit and just bash trolls and wums who are attention seeking whores….

    Red Devil

    That was worrying mate, and that is not the end of it…….Another discussion for another time.

    Sandy Baby

    Kanchelskis was one hell of a player no doubt, never warmed up to him personally, he was selfish as fuck

  466. Harish says:

    Ash

    Cheers for that. Van nistelrooy was a great goal scorer. Chicharito could be that kind of player for us. Just a bit maturity and you can see our #14 scoring goals for fun like your fav RVN used to score

  467. Harish says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4En7-_15i9M

    Just for you ash. All goals scored by RVN :)

  468. rd54 says:

    hi harish
    you mean live is it must seeing at the football ground?

  469. james21 says:

    Harish
    Hi mate. My 1st favorite was Steve Coppell. Everybody loved him at the time, he used to score vital goals. Remember 1 against Birmingham at Old Trafford they were 1-0 up with a penalty from Gemmill and time was ticking on, nothing would go in then up popped Coppell and slid one in. 1-1 FT, the Stretford end went mad.

    My all time favorite is of course Cantona. But there are so many who have done enough to be up there.

  470. Ash says:

    Harish

    Watched that video. Great times. Great player. Great striker

  471. Sandeep1878 says:

    James aka tarzan,

    how are you mate? long time no see chest thumping..

  472. Red Devil says:

    Harish

    I loved seeing RVN play as well mate…his goal instinct was second to none…Just look at his record in the league for us 150 odd goals in 219 games…! and not only that just look at his overall stats for the champions league – i think his ratio of goals to games in the best ever in the Champions League even better than Raul or some of the others….Maybe Costas can back me up on this.

    Again as much as we would all love to, I dont think Hernandez will ever be as good as Van the Man. He had everything as a striker – touch, poise, hold-up play, passing, movement and could even run at players and score from outside the box. His technique too was just brilliant – remember all the volleys he has scored -against Charlton, against Juventus in pre-season, etc. It’s something you’re born with.

    Chicharito’s first touch is generally very poor mate and you cant teach/coach ball control beyond a level – you’ve either got it or you dont. Although his hold up play and passing can improve, I dont think it’ll ever be upto Van the Man’s level. In fact Welbeck’s passing and control is much better and he isn’t even the finished article yet which is why Sir Alex opted to start Welbeck more last term.
    Of course that’s not to say Hernandez is a bad player — he has his strengths, his movement and instinct in the box will come in handy in certain games and late on as a sub. I just dont think he’s good enough to start games for us on a regular basis.

  473. CedarsDevil says:

    James

    How about Coppell on the right and Gordon Hill on the left? Good times

  474. Harish says:

    Rd

    In tv mate. Everyone cannot go to stadium and watch the great team play.

    James- Great mate.

  475. Harish says:

    Ash

    My pleasure mate.

  476. james21 says:

    Sandy
    Ok mate. You?
    Just having a late start this morning, so thought I’d come on and annoy you lot. :D

    Will be off in 5, need to go to another Blog to discuss Kenyan Athletes.

    Cedars.
    Good times, everyone outside the Ground, some groups sat on the floodlight bases’ drinking from Party 7′s and singing. Getting crushed going out after the game, trying to file over the railway bridge, not easy when you’re 7 and a lot smaller than everybody else.
    Laters Reds

  477. Mikekelly12 says:

    Morning piss ants
    Sheesh, we get some right miserable bastards on here. I could name names but they know who they are. And they post stuff as if it’s ground breaking but has just been lifted out of some local rag weeks ago. Hey ho, as Zibbie says, can’t fix stupid! Favourite player, Captain Marvel by a country mile, second, the ginger prince!

  478. Mikekelly12 says:

    James
    But for the floodlights bit everything else in your post is still the same isn’t it?? Haha

  479. jeet says:

    Hmmm…some burnt kebabs on here…

  480. jeet says:

    when I was 13 I had a girl to die for. she wasnt going to give it, so I had to limit myself to sniffing her armpits. She didnt want to talk about football either. But she loved my kebab!

  481. Ash says:

    Red Devil

    I agree It would be very tough for hernandez to be like RVN . But chicho also has the same quality of scoring goals and when I say that I mean being opportunistic. RVN was a great opportunistic. Chicho can also be like that. Flippo inzaghi doesn’t have a great first touch or great ball control but he is one of the best opportunistic I have ever seen play. I think hernandez has lot to offer. He has been here for only two years. He has still a long way to go. I have full faith in him and I believe he could easily score 100 goals for us and become a great player for this club.

  482. james21 says:

    M19ke
    Yes but I’m slightly taller now. :D

    Ltrs

  483. CedarsDevil says:

    Jeet

    Please keep it football else a freak might get pissed off!! Like Jimmy James, pissing off as well

  484. jeet says:

    Today, I have decided I am NOT going to talk about football at all. I am going to talk about Indian broads and Indian kebabs.
    The kakouri kebab was named after the maharaja of kakori. There are 2 legends to the origin of the kakori.

    One – the british officerss during a dinner, complained about the coarse texture of the kebabs being served (the bloody cheek!). The maharaja demanded a kebab so soft that it would melt in the mouth.

    The other story is that the same maharaja had lost all his teeth in old age, but not his taste budds. Hence his chefs came up with a kebab so soft that it would melt in the mouth.

    Meat only from a specific part of the lamb, marinated overnight, then slow boiled with cream, then minced and mashed with spices and cooked.

    Mmmmm…

  485. Mikekelly12 says:

    Right then, it’s 9am here in Manc, let’s start the Moura debate off for the day with….

    @Darren_Can: Everyone’s favourite agent on Lucas: “He told me to keep negotiating when he heard of United’s interest.”

  486. jeet says:

    Kebabs are very useful to wums when they cant find their tampons…#just saying

  487. jeet says:

    The shabby old restaurant called Peter Cat in Calcutta is salvaged (a little) by its signature dish, the Chelow Kebab.

    The confusion regarding its name and origin aside, the Chelow Kebab is a simple dish. It comes with two pieces of koobideh (or something like it), and a small skewer of the normal chicken reshmi kebab. On the lower edge of the plate are placed roasted tomatoes and capsicum, while the upper edge is lined with slices of cucumber. In the middle of this circle of meat and vegetables rests a thin bed of saffron rice. On top of the rice is placed a perfectly poached egg and on top of that, luxuriously smoking, are two tiny cubes of melting butter.

    It is a wholesome dish, and strikes a chord of familiarity with a populace whose staple lunch is a combination of cereal, animal proteins, and vegetables. Its appeal also lies in its clever proportions- there are only about three tablespoons of rice, the veggies are aplenty, and the kebabs don’t feel oily or spicy. At Rs 149, the Chelow Kebab is also much cheaper than a similarly fulfilling lunch at any of the newer, fancy restaurants. Unless, that is, you lunch off eight gargantuan steamed momos and soup for Rs 80 at Hatari. But Hatari is not a new restaurant.

    The Chelow Kebab, therefore, is one of Calcutta’s favorite dishes; indeed, it is a part of the city’s culinary identity. And before I forget, it goes sublimely with a drink that is billed to you by Peter Cat as the “Varzaan Marry”.

  488. Neil says:

    Jeet

    you’re mixing up 2 different kebabs – the one that “melts in the mouth” is the Galavat kebab, from Lucknow :)

  489. dannysoya LOVES SIAN MASSEY says:

    Just joining in on he chicharito debate. He has the potential to be even more dangerous than Rooney but he has to bulk up and he has to work on his close control and being able to do things with the ball. He gets offside at an ALARMING rate. If people could play the ball into him and he could turn and hold it up and do things with it, he’d be the best striker at this club. He needs to get some beef on his body.

  490. jeet says:

    Neil – The galauti is the one that was made for the toothless bugger, was it? I always find the kakori to be softer!

  491. Red Devil says:

    Ash

    Cheers mate…
    Although i think its a bit early to be comparing him to legends of the game like Inzaghi…Inzaghi had a lot more than opportunism my friend—-you need technique and guile to score hundreds of goals in Italy with packed defenses..

    As I said, I dont think he’s a bad player…he’s got his strengths like movement and pace and instinct in the box or ‘opportunism’ as you call it. But thats not enough for a top class striker in today’s game. So yes, there will be games where he will be required to poach goals, or late in games when we are bombarding the opposition box…but not a regular starter for me. I’d much prefer to see Welbeck start games, if only the guy can stop the tendency of missing one-on-ones and falling over when through on goal.

    Sir Alex said that much himself in a much softer way when he says Welbeck needs to improve his goal-scoring ratio.

  492. Harish says:

    Red devil

    I think we people are writing hernandez of very quickly. I think we should give the lad some time. He can score 20+ goals every season if he gets right amount of games.

  493. jeet says:

    Sigh…I can never hold a promise for more than 2 minutes!

    So, DannySoysa – just a thought here. Is it me, or do others agree that hernandez is called offside WRONGLY at an ALARMING rate? He’s so fast and that makes it difficult , leave alone the fact that he’s now got a reputation for being offside.

  494. Mikekelly12 says:

    Jeet
    Talk me through the Donner!!

  495. AlphaRS says:

    @theredderdevil
    I have said this for a while that the days of the midfield enforcer are over with a move to more technically gifted midfielders who are able to keep possession of the ball under pressure.
    The midfield enforcer has really only been relevant in the Premiership due to the style of play adopted by English teams.
    I think SAF mentioned recently that this type of box to box midfield enforcer is no longer required.

    On another note I’m really hoping United sign Moura. The more I see of him on YouTube the more I think he could potentially become one of the best players in the World.

  496. Sandeep1878 says:

    stick to football you fuckers ;)

    otherwise i m off this blog :lol:

  497. Mikekelly12 says:

    Jeet
    No mate, he IS off-side at an alarming rate. Its infuriating at matches because you can see it happening before the balls played. The other thing he needs to eradicate from his game is his wandering back from off-side positions. There were times when we cleared a ball up field last season and the opposition centre backs had all the time in the world because Chico either didn’t challenge, because he’d come back from an off-side position or if ge did he was blown for a free kick. That said, he is an obvious talent and it’s still early days for him.

  498. Sandeep1878 says:

    fuck off city
    fuck off city
    fuck off city

  499. jeet says:

    Ask and you shall receive!

    The doner was originally cooked by the turkish and central asian armies on a horizontal spit. Someone then had the idea of roasting it verticallt, so that the meat would get cooked by the heat, and not get singed. hence the invention of the vertical spit, and the modern day doner was born!

    The doner is not something I particularly like, but it will always have a special place in my heart. A few years back, I landed in helsinki in early march after a back breaking 14 hour journey, heathrow having gone smoke free by then (fuck, fuck, fuck!), and discovered very quickly that I was underclothed for the minus 15 degree climate (the finns were all complaining of global warming though), and that I hardly had enough money to cover my stay there. Hot, spicy doner kebab with mustard on the side was largely responsible for keeping body and soul together.

    19 memories, all pleasant, for 19 kebabs!

    And ohh, 19 cocks rammed up 19 sourpuss cunts!

  500. Mikekelly12 says:

    Sir Alex, what a “cunt”….

    @nickcoppack: Sir Alex tells me how United won the race for Nick Powell: http://t.co/YzV0drnt #mufc

  501. Neil says:

    Jeet – yes, the galavat was created for the toothless chap :)

  502. Sandeep1878 says:

    Looks like Jeet has hit the ground running :P

  503. Mikekelly12 says:

    Jeet
    Cheers pal…. I will think of you whenever I bite into a doner kebab.

  504. jeet says:

    Pleasure, Mikekelly! :)

  505. parryheid says:

    Enforcer or not whatever it is we’ve not got one.

  506. mara says:

    I think also that Kaka would be a good option…he wouldnt be expensive…only we need to see his health…

  507. Sandeep1878 says:

    Mara,

    Kaka? I think he is past his best and he wont leave Madrid anyway..

  508. Red Devil says:

    @Harish

    I dont think anyone is writing Hernandez off…I dont know from where you got that impression mate..
    All everybody is saying that he needs to improve a lot to be really world class player…he already has most of the raw materials in place (not all mind you) and he needs to work harder to improve his shortcomings or else he’ll find opportunities harder and harder to come by if Dannyboy can find and keep his scoring boots on.

    Sian Massey’s lover

    I’d think Hernandez needs a lot more than beef on his body to be the best striker at the club

  509. Red Devil says:

    Mara

    I’d have to back up Sandeep on that one..

    You keep talking about Kaka here for long and you’ll soon be looking like one of those football manager guys…Kaka..!! Dearie me….

  510. Red Devil says:

    Kaka has barely kicked a football in the last 3 years ever since moving to Madrid…he’s going to be another mickey Owen kind of signing…30 (almost 31) and barely playing…seems to be perennially injured nowadays..

    In his AC milan days he was one of the best, but in any case we’ve just bought Kagawa for that role…
    How anyone can ask for Kaka in his current state is beyond me…

  511. DreadedRed says:

    james21 – Steve Coppel was my favourite too. I had magazine cut outs of him all over my bedroom as a kid. Robbo became my favourite ever player, and still is!

    theredderdevil – describing off-topic commenters as “you boring cunts” is hardly likely to have a positive effect. In fact, the opposite is true. You are absolutely entitled to express your opinions about the blog, but it would have more of an effect had you simply stated your view. Perhaps you should directly engage conversation with the many posters who do concentrate on football, rather than attempting to destroy the lifeblood of RoM – ie camaraderie, humour and truth. Remember, you can always skip reading the comments from posters you don’t enjoy, while responding to those that speak on topics that you do enjoy. Alternatively, address those who annoy you directly, in the knowledge that their blustering reactions of profane abuse strengthen your argument in the eyes of all fair readers.

    CedarsDevil – you description of theredderdevil as “an attention seeking cunt” doesn’t ring true. Were he such a being, it is likely that he would post hundreds of self-centered comments. Also, your “wums who are attention seeking whores” is a description far more suited to those who repeatedly attack posters that respond to their deliberate wind-ups. Your description of “the bloke is question” as being just like “one them loners at school who goes on a rage and kills 20 odd people!” is unnecessary, unfair, and unsavory. Perhaps my criticism can draw a reasonable reaction from you, perhaps not.

    parryheid – agreed, we don’t have an ‘enforcer’. I’m not sure that we need one, particularly in Europe. These days, players go down easily that an enforcer is likely to earn red-cards regularly.

    Jeet – you are an educated comedian. I really enjoy your consistent, intelligent humour.

  512. Sandeep1878 says:

    Looks like we have an old friend back here. dont we? ;) :P

  513. mara says:

    Red Devil
    dont ahit i said Kaka twice :-)
    i wouldnt talk about Kaka, if we could buy plaers we want…
    but ok we laughing to SAF…he cant buy Modric, Moura…bla bla…but on the end maybe Kagawa will be better then all those players…
    and red devil…if you red good my comments…i was talking about Eriksen all the time…if dont buy him we will be sorry. I m not SAF but i cant uderstand how come he dont see how good is Eriksen…he will see when he will cost 50 mils and will want to go to RM

  514. Daniel says:

    Kaka will cost a decent fee and huge wages.
    Kaka is far past his best.

    Thankfully we wont be going anywhere near him.

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