Reports today suggest that Paul Scholes in back in full training in Carrington, suggesting he should be back for our derby day clash at the Wastelands.

“It’s like he has never been away,” said ‘a United insider’. “He’s been absolutely flying. If he was called upon, he would certainly be fit enough to play.”

Now please, for the love of God, can we put in a performance against those bitter blue bastards this season!