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Sometimes They Make Me Want To Cry

I´m not sure whether it´s out of pity or humour but sometimes City fans really do make me want to cry. First there was Christopher Atkinson who got a Kaka tattoo when before Kaka came to his senses and Garry Cook fucked up the deal. Now there´s Kirk Bradley…

Bradley has a tattoo to mark City winning the Champions League. No, you didn´t miss anything. They haven´t actually won the European Cup. But this sad bluenose reckons they will win it in 2011, and is so confident, he´s had it put in place on his arm forever.

“While I was in the pub one night I was saying how I thought we’d win the Champions League next season,” he said. “My friend turned to me and said ‘if you’re so sure why don’t you have it tattooed?’ He was obviously joking, so you can imagine his face when I turned around and said ‘okay then’. I really believe we have the quality and ambition to go and achieve the biggest prize out there and I think we can do it that soon. With Mark Hughes at the helm and the money flowing in, we are going to not only challenge the big four, but the whole of Europe as well.”

Honestly, you just don´t know whether to laugh or cry with these idiots.




 

96 Comments

  1. Nectarine says:

    What a sad, ugly, moronic cunt.

  2. lancaster red says:

    dear god!

    whats the star on his elbow for? the thomas cook trophy!?

  3. Ulster Red says:

    he may start thinkin of a cover up for it now..bitter twat

  4. SiCoe says:

    These lot are going to finish me off Scott – has anyone actually died from laughing at such a ‘Big’ club!
    Or is that the ploy?
    Jeez – I’m speechless!!

  5. A person from Manchester says:

    Id have spent the money on a new shirt than a shite nonsense of a tattoo

  6. Corea says:

    “and the money flowing in”

    sums up it all.

  7. Trevor says:

    LOL, this is one of the funiest things i have seen.

    Its certainly up there with the Newcastle fan who got a £200 Tatto on his back of andy cole, only for cole to be sold 3 days after the tatto!!

    Priceless!

  8. Ulster Red says:

    i just hope if any spots him in the street to give him some serious stick!!

  9. SiCoe says:

    A Bury shirt with ‘Premier League Champions 2012′ would have been more realistic…………

  10. Gotta hate tiny tears says:

    as an irish man ive been shocked over the last few years of the childish behavour of this man with some of his actions
    but this is the last straw i have to say it
    steven ireland get a grip

  11. wazza (Bezi) says:

    @GHTT : your spot on. isn’t it Stephen Ireland with that tattoo ? LMFAO

  12. Ulster Red says:

    LOL ghtt

  13. Paul the red says:

    he actually looks proud……. prick

  14. Kings says:

    What a total cunt he is.

  15. Jonny says:

    They’re even more detestable than the Chelsea fans when they bought the league. If they think they’re even getting to the Champions League by 2011 they’re even more fucking deluded than I thought.

  16. Mic says:

    He should’ve just got a cock tattooed, you’d still be seen in the same light.

  17. Gotta hate tiny tears says:

    Smark guy thou buy the time 2011 comes around he’ll be so embarrassed of his city jersey he’ll be wearing long sleave polo necks over arm and shirt

  18. Gotta hate tiny tears says:

    @jonny
    thats the thing chelsea got a shit load of money spent it for 2 years won the league then went around like they had the forest united and liverpool history all in one, but atleast they waited
    these gimps will win nothing
    arsenal and united where in trasistion when chelsea came around
    liverpool were happy playing in the champions league and finishing 5th
    so chelsea where right place right time
    liverpool have got there act together enough to finsh in the top 4
    chelsea are better than them
    arsenal are better than chelsea
    and united are the focased ones with fantastic youth sorounded by legends of the english game with a mix of fletcher rio vidic rooney etc
    and city have a big poster rolled up in a room in the stadium manchester united fans bought and gimp fans like this cheering them with tea towels on there head

  19. Doherty says:

    Hows the United – Bolton game going anyone?

  20. Gotta hate tiny tears says:

    nil all

  21. Jonny says:

    Fair point GHTT, the competition was much weaker then. Sadly Chelsea are the marker for City- they think they can acheive the same, or more, in a much quicker time frame. Unfortunately for them money won’t buy what they need- stability and dedication.

  22. Gotta hate tiny tears says:

    jonny
    if it did they would of won the league 2 years ago under sven

  23. Ulster Red says:

    rooney_thebestest
    hopefully its aload of crap, we cant lose another big player for us

  24. rooney_thebestest says:

    Ulster Red
    hopefully it is….what i’m worried about is the fact the Vida wants to go…If it his own wish then I’ll be really really saddened:(

  25. Jack says:

    just watching the reserve match between utd and bolton in the final..some cunt just took tosic clean out, tosic gave him a lecture about it..lol..welbeck been showing so far in the first half why his our best youngster…quality player

  26. Jack says:

    oh and this guys a muppet :)

  27. Ulster Red says:

    rooney_bestest
    well if he does go, we have a jonny evans, still id rather have the rio/vida partnership goin for a while yet

  28. rooney_thebestest says:

    Jack
    Whats the scoreline?…

  29. Jack says:

    rooney_thebestest
    0-0 i think mate

  30. rooney_thebestest says:

    Jack…thanks
    please provide the updates mate…couldn’t get hold of any link to the match.

  31. Jack says:

    will do mate

  32. Ishaq says:

    What the hell? Vidic’s agent?!? F@#k!

  33. swissred says:

    this lot is so amusing…

    on a more serious note: @ghtt, you are right, chelsea came in in the right time. but as much as i hate it to say, they spent their money quite wisely very much unlike citeh. players like makelele, cech, carvalho, robben, etc, are quality players and more importantly, not all of them are strikers… i cannot imagine what stupid prick at citeh decided to buy striker after striker. no way they’re going to be as successful as chelsea was. what a massive club…

  34. kennylad says:

    lol what a tool….sorry, retard. Tools are useful and this clown is obviously a jobless bum.

  35. Tony Starks says:

    Don’t worry people, Vida is not irreplaceable. Let people go if they really want to play for whoever. There is no shortage of good centre backs in the world game

  36. Ulster Red says:

    jonny evans

  37. MUFC the Religion says:

    Goal.com is worse than TheSun. Guarenteed it won’t even be in the rags tomorow

  38. dela says:

    Any updates on the Bolton game?

  39. Jack says:

    1 nill macheda

  40. TheRadLegion says:

    What will happen in 2011 in my opinion is this.
    First, at the end of the season they would end up #7-12. Then players would be restless because these so called millionaires from Mid East don’t have any money left for players salary. City would end up with ‘markly HUGE’ debt. Players then would leave city and the following season, city would go back to #15-…

    Yes they are suck, you just can’t imagine how suck they are.

  41. skeptic says:

    you Manchester united fans sure love to talk about chelsea “buying the league” eh? how about we look into your history.

    Steve Bruce- £850,000
    Brian McClair- £850,000
    Neil Webb- £1.5 million
    Paul Ince- £1.8 million
    Danny Wallace- £1.2 million
    Gary Pallister- £2.3 million(at the time the british record fee for a player)
    Mike Phelan- £750,000
    Danny Wallace- £1.2 million
    Eric Cantona- £1.2 million

    now those are just the signings made by ferguson before he actually won the league, so this basically encompasses a six year period. as you can see for the time that was some pretty serious money. now in my mind they were all great signings, but if what chelsea did 5 years ago was “buying the league”, then wouldn’t it be logical to say that man united essentially did the same thing, or for that matter built their entire dynasty on buying players for boatloads of money.

  42. Gotta hate tiny tears says:

    kiko scored 1nil
    3 mins added on after the 90

  43. Jack says:

    end of game..wel done boys..roll on wens

  44. Gotta hate tiny tears says:

    over 1 nil
    that boy kiko
    silerwear at the start of the season
    ole has managed in 2 of the lancashire senior cups and has won them both

  45. Gotta hate tiny tears says:

    just as a side note tosic was takin off injuried thou he doesnt look to bad on the touch line
    heres hopin it was just precautionary

  46. bchilds says:

    Haha, only a Citeh fan could do that!

  47. Gudjohnsen says:

    Isn’t this Stephen Ireland…? Lol…

    But seriously, you just can’t make this shit up! I’m just looking at the guy’s tattoo and I’m utterly speechless. What can you say really? He should start now saving for a laser removal surgery…

  48. MUFC the Religion says:

    what a TWAT. Absolute TWAT.

    Admittedly, I have a few tattoos and I slightly regret getting one of them, but not as much as this TWAT will do. Doesn’t look like he’ll ever afford laser surgery either.

    By the way, I think he’s a TWAT.

  49. Costas says:

    Hey GHTT. Congrats to Ole’s lads!

    Anyone heard Vidic agent’s comments about Nemanja dreaming of playing for Barcelona? Sometimes i wonder what certain people have in their head.

  50. Maik says:

    Anyone goy a link to the highlights?

  51. Katie says:

    Christ. I got an earful of accusations accusing me of being hasty for booking flights 2 months out of last year’s Champions League Final. And I felt that was risky.

    The difference is, if United hadnt ended up going through, I was still left with a lovely holiday. Win or lose, this ass clown is left with that fugly lump of ink.

  52. 20legend99 says:

    @Gudjohnsen – I was thinking the same thing lol. Sparky has his own players fooled as well as the supporters.

  53. Andy @ Arsenal FC Blog says:

    Quality, quality post. What a fool.

  54. jespermoses says:

    you couldnt make it up

  55. Jimmy bob says:

    He looks a bit like that clown steven ireland!

    Never mind the tattoo he wants to get down the gym a bit and build up his pipe cleaner arms!

  56. boam6 says:

    @jack who looked to play better kiko or welbeck :) ha the debate continues :P did kiko take his goal well? was it a good overall performance dint get to catch any of it.

  57. Jack says:

    boam6 long time haha
    welbeck was better, honest :) nah he done well..macheda werent involed in the game alot, couple of touchs but yeah he did, was abit like rooneys, he headed it and it hit the top bar and he headed it again

  58. Jack says:

    and the performance ermm i’d say 50 50 :)

  59. Devilton says:

    Deary me, first the stevie ireland look and then that hideous tattoo.

    Jesus wept!

  60. MUFC the Religion says:

    Tattoos are a form of art. Illusionnal art is well known. Delusional art is only known by TWATS like this.

  61. hurr says:

    Even Arsenal and Chelsea haven’t won it yet. What makes he think they can? Idiot.

  62. dakota says:

    SAD!! SAD!! GUY!!, Anyways Off the topic, can anybody let me know the India tv timings for the United vs Burnley match?

  63. Smudger says:

    @ Dakota..
    12.15 am IST..

    Guys anybody else noticed that none of the Shitty fans are here on this post!!
    Wonder why?? Dont they believe their masssssssive club will win everything this year, and the following and the following???

  64. BombayRed says:

    methinks the pity fans themselves will ostracize this cheap cunt. but they are quite hysterical aren’t they. i hope more of them come out of the woodwork.

    @dakota
    as far as i know the fuckers aren’t showing the game on espn/star. fuck knows why. maybe sky sports isn’t covering this one. we’ll have to catch it online.

  65. Bob Koh says:

    I’m a bit late to this citeh slagging party, but the citeh fan above is like a man who goes out to join the long queue to buy the EURO lottery and when he eventually reaches the window and collects his lottery tickets, he jumps up & down and treats everyone in the queue to a drink.

  66. dakota says:

    @BombayRed

    Just checked out the TV Listings on espnstar.com,pretty fucked up i should say..cos they have put Burnley plays Stoke today!!! Guess stoke and Burnley have a lot of travelling to do!!

  67. dakota says:

    @Smudger

    Thanks Mate!!

  68. aig alex is god says:

    @smudger

    They have not yet given whether they are telecasting the games live because out of india in china and singapore they will be showing Champions league qualifiying games live on Star and ESPN so i dont knw whether they will show thepremier League midweek games live.

    Nyways will watch arsenal vs celtic tnight.

  69. aig alex is god says:

    @dakota

    Forgot to add you in that comment.that one is for you too

  70. Devils Own Dakota says:

    Thanks aig, really hoping that they have made a mistake and they’ll telecast the match..

  71. Dakota says:

    Thanks aig, really hoping that they have made a mistake and they’ll telecast the game tonight..

  72. aig alex is god says:

    @dakota

    we are playing tmmrw at 1945 BST that is 1215am india on Thursday morning .Today Chelsea are playing sunderland and wolves are also in action against wigan.

    Arsenal vs celtic will be shown live on Ten Sports in India and Sporting lisbon vs fiorntina is on Zee sports tonight(confirmed)

    Tmmrw panathanikos vs athletico on ten sports and maybe Lyon’s match on zee sports.(not confirmed)

  73. Kings says:

    Morning Everyone,

    Off topic…below is the email address for the S(c)un(t) newspaper. I have emailed them to express my disapproval at their insistence on calling Sir Alex Ferguson ‘Alex Ferguson’. I have mentioned to them that he has been a Knight for 10 years and also pointed out that they didn’t have any difficulty in referring to the late great Sir Bobby Robson by his correct title even though he was knighted after Fergie. I urge everyone to abuse these bastards so that they get the message. I don’t care much for the newspaper, but I will not tolerate them thinking they are big time by calling the great man by his incorrect name.

    columnists@the-sun.co.uk

  74. dEVJE says:

    Offtopic… I really hope it’s not true
    “Manchester United defender Nemanja Vidic would be ‘delighted’ to join Spanish treble winners Barcelona, according to the player’s agent.”
    http://fourfourtwo.com/news/spain/35308/default.aspx

  75. aig alex is god says:

    @kings.

    Forget it mate.my blood boils wen newspapers back here in india call him Alex Ferguson and refer to us as Manu.but there is no point telling these bastard useless ignorant cunts.evens news channels do the same so how many people will you keep on correcting?

    Wen we won 3-0 against the rentboys last season i heard a news channel reporter say that Manchester United striker nemanja Vidic scored the opening goal.
    thats how ignorant they are.

  76. aig alex is god says:

    sorrry.Kings and everyone else.good morning.

    @dEVJE .That story is crap.vida has been linked so many times wid Barca and has rubbished it so i think it is another made up story by the tabloids.Barcelona cant afford that shakthar guy chigrinsky so how will they afford vidic?

  77. Dakota says:

    @ aig, Thanks again mate.

    Yeah Seriously!!! they even pronounced his name as Vidik!! useless bastards!!

  78. dEVJE says:

    Yeah I know. There was many romours about Barca/Milan but they all were denied by his agent. And now?

  79. aig alex is god says:

    @dEVJE

    Last time too the same things were reported that his agent was quoted saying he wud love for barca and then he denied it.i guess the same thing will happen again.

    @dakota
    Most welcome mate.I work in a media company so i get the program changes in advance sent by the channel .in case i do i will post a comment during the day or tmmrw as and wen i get the update.

  80. Gotta hate tiny tears says:

    good mornong everyone
    back to normal at my home computer
    everyone say hello to emily:)
    getting work done early this morning due to keeping up with the kid time i have to catch up with
    anyway vidic agent was quoted saying vidic is going nowhere why would he yack yack yack while hes under contract with united
    no the greatest paper in the history of the world the sun is saying in half comments and no comments sources what have ya that he’s delighted to be going to barca
    if anyone wants to know what this is then ask this terrible parents little kid
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZXcCe41szc

  81. aig alex is god says:

    ghtt

    good morning to you and emily :)

    How was you trip?glad we won the game.plus the dippers lost too.missed your videos and regular comments although you were posting some from the hotl room i guess.

  82. Gotta hate tiny tears says:

    A.I.G. good morning
    im great emilys only up so she’s half asleep but as soon as she’s up i might get a new vidic chant out of her in light of this “news(?)”
    i knew liverpool would lose but i had to keep up to date on the net as i was nowhere near sky and went i seen the score change to 1 all due to the injuried cant play for england wont make the liverpool game gbh’r stevie me score a peno i taught not another season of these pigs getting there way in an attempt that the evil manchester united wont get to 18/19 leagues
    but 3 mins later i got a beep on the phone and i was over the moon

  83. unitedgirl16 says:

    What the hell!?!
    What is going on in some peoples heads!

  84. oneunited says:

    haha a fucking bunch of muppets

  85. Carlos Alberto says:

    Interesting trend. City acting like twats in the transfer market is concurrent with their fans acting like twats in their support.

    I hate to think what would happen if they ever won the title. Tattoos, grandiose proclamations, propaganda rallies at Wastelands. The preposterous ownership would more than likely pay to have the date, victory and its meaning etched onto the surface of the moon.

    Seriously, this club has to have one of the most cretinous supports in the game. An inferiority complex has never been so brazen.

  86. gingerprince says:

    the city fan looks a lot like stephen ireland!!!1

  87. wazza (Bezi) says:

    are they showing the mid-week matches on Skysports in UK ?

    @AIG : thanks a lot if you could find out about the mid-week matches being shown in India on ESPN-Star.btw, do you have an orkut profile ?

  88. red rossa says:

    when it doesnt happen he can easily change it into a self portrait, the handles on de cup are a perfect match for his ears and seein as he’s a fuckin mug im sure it would be easy to change a cup to a mug

  89. MG says:

    Man City = A Big Club (supposedly – and I didn’t say that – I wouldn’t : )

    Manchester United = The Biggest Club

    Long way to go yet then…

    Oh well back off to bed – no point stressing over them lot lol

  90. leo says:

    hahaha look.. its fabian barthez lmfao

  91. themarkedman72 says:

    more proof that siblings shouldnt breed.

  92. mufctilidie says:

    The saddest thing about this cunt beside him being a Citeh fan is that he’s from Birmingham which is strange when they consider themselves the “local club”. Thanks for making us laugh yet again,just as you’ve been doing for the last 34 years

  93. SwindonGooner says:

    Old Joke, but a good ‘un…

    Grteater Manchester Police were called to a burglary at Man City’s Trophy Room last night. A police spokesman has said they are looking for two men carrying a blue carpet…

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