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STATS vs Wigan: Scholes’ Passing, Ineffective Wingers and Goal Involvement

Paul Scholes (53/58) 91% passing completion
Michael Carrick (45/51) 88% passing completion
Darron Gibson (11/14) 79% passing completion

Darren Fletcher (28/45) 62% passing completion + 1 assist.
Nani (20/37) 54% passing completion + 1 assist.

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88 Comments

  1. gazzer says:

    Hey that’s not fair – it doesn’t include all the times that Nani SHOULD have passed!!!!!
    First comment by the way!!

  2. I shagged John Terry 's Wife says:

    nice stats

    hahahahah the dippers lost 3-1 to the lowly hammers

    come on fulham

    come on birmingham

    make it a happy day

  3. StatesideAussie says:

    @Gazzer … those coulda-shoulda-did-I-fuck passes count as incomplete, right? lol

  4. smartalex says:

    Wow Scott the Red, 8 articles / threads posted today, thank you!

    Click on the ads, lads! There must be a few of interest.

    Now would be good.

  5. RED SAM says:

    alexis sanchez scores FOUR as udinese beat palermo 7-0 with di natale scoring the other hat-trick.

  6. Samim says:

    Scholes is d best

  7. nhrojo says:

    Rooney is getting slaughtered by the press today about the elbow incident. This kind of exposure would not happen if it were any other team or player. If you look at the photo Mcarthy tries to block his path with a body check

  8. Zelh says:

    fucking lucky cunts

  9. smartalex says:

    city 1:1 fulham
    47 minutes

  10. Zelh says:

    birmingham player was yards onside and szeszeny – or however he’s spelt – has taken him down in the box as the last man.
    should have been red and penalty.

  11. Real AB says:

    That was a fucking penalty and a Red Card :x Bowyer was about 2 meters onside…

    And they say United get favourable decisions..

    The commentrators are cunts. Just a small mention of it as if it was just a normal thing. If it was us they would have carried on for 24 hours after the game..

  12. Real AB says:

    *meter

  13. RedScot says:

    Hells bells, here is me trying to respect the articles provided. Ohh well i suppose just ignore the fabulous information, and type about the match.Wembley looks lovely today, the pitch is so green. :D

  14. musca says:

    same ol nani

  15. RedScot says:

    Where is Willie Red Nut, he is normally on here on these occasions, taking the piss, out of everyone and everything.Must be away, sipping some Baileys. :D

  16. Old Trafford says:

    Scholes at 36 bt stil going strooong!!

  17. RedScot says:

    Yes Brummies one up…………….Brilliant

  18. Zelh says:

    6 years without title!!!!!
    get the fuck in!

  19. RedScot says:

    @ Zelh ,Hear Hear, see if you pray hard enough.

  20. AlphaRS says:

    Get in there…! Ha.

  21. Zelh says:

    RedScot – I think if they lose today it will fuck up their whole season

  22. RedScot says:

    @Zelth. I agree mate, thats what we said, it will knock their confidence.Bring it on you Brummies.

  23. RedScot says:

    That should have been two, Zigggie, to slow at shifting his feet

  24. RedScot says:

    Arsenal look totally rattled , brilliant

  25. RedScot says:

    Fuck it Van persie, scores. If anybody denies Wilshere is class they are an idiot.

  26. Costas says:

    I think the first comment bu gazzer was spot on. It’s not that Nani might not have completed 34 passes. It’s the ones he never made that I had an issue with. Something that’s easily fixed by the next time he plays.

  27. RedScot says:

    Another great save bye Foster, from Nasri

  28. Zelh says:

    If Arsenal is going to lose of course the ref is at fault despite the fact that the brummies should have get a penalty and a red card for the gk.

  29. RedScot says:

    Listen to Jamie Rednap, waxing lyrical about Arsenal and Van Persie, he is just jealous, and know’s there is a serious threat waiting for them.We shall see on the 30th of April, they present no threat to United Jamie.We are gonna destroy them

  30. Linvoy says:

    That incorrect offside decision is basically cheating! The linesman can clearly see he’s on yet gives it off… ridiculous…

  31. Costas says:

    City drew 1-1. Massive. Still in the title race. Where’s Alex Blue?

  32. Mic says:

    How many passes were in that final goal?

  33. RedScot says:

    @ Costas I already asked that you prick :D

  34. vILHELM28 says:

    These stats are partly acurate. First off wingers have half the field to play with (almost) secondly for the stats to be more acurate/fair – one should devide the passing into 2 categories; forward passing and backward passing.

    From looking at the diagrams the wingers have few backward passes, mostly forwards and some sideways. Forward passing is statistically more difficult but more creative and ofc more threatening (even important ?). Passing back to Vidic or Van der Sarr isnt and boosts ones passing.

    I am not implying that Scholes and Carrick pass backwards to boost their stats, I’m just saying that it’s a lot easier.

  35. Costas says:

    @RedScot

    Hey, don’t get mad max on me. ;)

  36. CedarsDevil says:

    Prick kebabs are yummy

  37. CedarsDevil says:

    Before making a judgement you fuck heads, read the earlier posts! :-)

  38. smartalex says:

    Oh my God, Birmingham hit the post!

  39. RedScot says:

    @ Costas, while i might not post, i read mate. I thought It was hillarious the way you dealt with him, it made me :D

  40. Patch says:

    Thought Nani played well yesterday. Looked like making things happen.

  41. RedScot says:

    I want extra time here, and then a Brummie late late Goal. Then for Leyton Orient to knock them out, of the Big Cup, then for them to be cream crackered to be knocked out bye Barthelona, of the prize they have in their sights, but will never win.Dreamers

  42. smartalex says:

    So, if Ben Foster wins another cup final, city could buy him, and put his medals in the trophy room. Hey, might as well start using the space.

  43. RedScot says:

    Thank you Ben another great save from Nasri, dont forget, I have not forgot ” Oh do shut up Ben”, and its meaning.

  44. smartalex says:

    Great save ben.

  45. RedScot says:

    Foster is having a great game, he must be thinking of United, wish i was still their

  46. smartalex says:

    foster nearly scored with that block!

  47. RedScot says:

    Cmon Big Ecky, close the game down, you are a defensive Bugger, you know it i know it to, yer history displays all this, make the Gooners work and tire the cants out

  48. RedScot says:

    Tip tap around the box, typical Arsenal bye Harry Potter

  49. RedScot says:

    Yesssssssssssssssss

  50. smartalex says:

    Birmingham lead!!!!! a minute to go!!!!

  51. FletchTHEMAN says:

    MartinsSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

  52. Zelh says:

    YEAH!

  53. RedScot says:

    It can happen, if you dream and believe, magnificent, and pray, Obba Femi Martins

  54. Zelh says:

    arsenal do what they do best.

  55. manutdisadream says:

    get in there!

  56. smartalex says:

    We need a new banner at the Stretford End!

  57. dazbomber says:

    get in

  58. Costas says:

    Arsenal’s quadruple is still on.

    If you are to believe Piers Morgan of course.

    @RedScot

    Nice one mate. Yeah I had fun with maxine. :D

  59. manutdisadream says:

    end the game now ref. cba wit the quad talk from the arsers

  60. smartalex says:

    So there goes the quadruple at the first hurdle! Cunts!

  61. Jeet says:

    Getiiiiiiiiiiiiinnn!!!!

  62. RedScot says:

    @ Costas, good on you, Smile now mate, thats them without silverware, yet again. We are united

  63. smartalex says:

    Commentator said “Arsenal just can’t win a trophy!”

  64. AlphaRS says:

    Martins is takin the pish…!

  65. FletchTHEMAN says:

    Gutted Gunners. Good one on the Blues.
    Good one on Maartins. Good one on McClish.

  66. z41r13 says:

    Foster to pick up his 2nd Carling Cup trophy. He stepped up his game against Arsenal. Fabregas to leave for Barca next season? You betcha!

  67. smartalex says:

    Fosters Lager trumps Carling once again!

  68. RedScot says:

    I prayed, i thank the Lord, he knows right from wrong, and the sinners, will be punished for not believing.We are United.
    Thats them goosed

  69. Xyth says:

    Well done Birmingham!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    This is the beginning of the end of Arsenals season!

  70. Kings says:

    Quadruple? Do me a fucking favour! Well done Brummies. I said to myself that Mcleish left it late to bring on Martins, but he delivered. Well done lad!

  71. Chan the man says:

    What a weekend!!!! United win 4-0, scousers lose to the hammers and on silver ware the gooners!!

  72. Zelh says:

    that will destroy their season.

  73. Costas says:

    6 years. :D

    The Arsenal quadruple will lsoe two more legs on the week they travel to Barca and Manchester for the CL and the FA cup. And the only thing left, will be United clinching the league at the Emirates in May. :D

  74. manutdisadream says:

    rigth up the arse there, arsene!

    i realy hope this just shut up all the talk of arsenal being the team in england with the best football, the most entertaining football or whatever. they havnt won shit!

  75. Chan the man says:

    Brum brum

  76. smartalex says:

    The arsenal players look like they just lost the champions league.
    We would never be as devastated.

  77. lankanbrat says:

    LOL…. Arsenal lose the carling cup and Ben Foster was Man of The Match… no quadruple… epic moment.. good on you Ben awesome performance

  78. Costas says:

    Oh and well done Brum, Alex and Ben.

  79. Troy says:

    Birmingham are better than Barcelona

    he he he he he he he he he he he

    My smile is so wide people behind me think that I am laughing at them

  80. orez says:

    Can I just sy what a fucking great day for us. Shity draw, Liverpool hammered and Arse crashed. LOL. I think I celebrated Birmingham win as much as I did ours two years ago.

  81. manutdisadream says:

    i wonder what evil the great arse, arse wengy, will say ended the quad for le arse? a spell from fergie, corrupt refs, bad pitch, tiredness?

    with a pocket of sweets and a cheeky smile……………

  82. CJ7 says:

    Beautiful to witness that mouth piece Szcesny fuck up in style. he is always going on about us on twitter. Guessing he will be a little quieter now! Arse just thought they had to show up today. Hopefully this will put them on a downward slide. Roll on No 19

  83. smartalex says:

    With all the criticism and negativity that Ben receives, he has a lot more medals than most other Prem keepers. And cup finals, arguably are a keepers time to shine.

  84. smartalex says:

    Yes, well done Alex! Well done Scotland!

  85. AlphaRS says:

    Lee Bowyer smacking Koscielny on the back of the head after he messed up and was on the floor was a disgrace. Lee Bowyer is a fcukin cnut of the highest order.

  86. parryheid says:

    Well if Arsenal crumble against One of Sir Alex’s protege’s what the hell is going to happen to them when they face up to the reality that is Sir Alex and his big Red Machine.

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