“You’re shit and Rooney said you are!” the Stoke fans chanted after scoring their equalising goal against United at the Britannia yesterday.

Five minutes later, Chicharito stepped up to score the winner.

Stoke are now 1 point above the relegation zone whilst United are 3rd, with Arsenal’s +3 goal difference keeping us off 2nd.


At least they came up with a chant though, after being outsung by our 2000 “plastic” and “shit” fans for the rest of the day.

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