Following the news that John Terry is a back stabbing snake, shagging his mate’s bird and the mother of his child, and apparently getting her pregnant and organising an abortion, it’s only right that we poke a bit of fun at him.
The Burnley fans yesterday were heard singing “Same old Terry, always cheating.”
Back in London, West Ham fans were singing “Chelsea, wherever you may be, don’t trust your wife with John Terry.”
And to the tune of the Adam’s family: “His mother is a stealer, his father is a dealer, John Terry is a cheater, the Terry family!”
Heard any better?
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