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Sunday Morning Giggle At Terry’s Expense

Following the news that John Terry is a back stabbing snake, shagging his mate’s bird and the mother of his child, and apparently getting her pregnant and organising an abortion, it’s only right that we poke a bit of fun at him.

The Burnley fans yesterday were heard singing “Same old Terry, always cheating.”

Back in London, West Ham fans were singing “Chelsea, wherever you may be, don’t trust your wife with John Terry.”

And to the tune of the Adam’s family: “His mother is a stealer, his father is a dealer, John Terry is a cheater, the Terry family!”

Heard any better?




 

13 Comments

  1. anbjerknes says:

    Tweet from yesterday: “John Terry scores away from home again”

  2. ColonelPeepo says:

    JT wherever you may be
    shagging kids in yer bent-e-ley
    Ur dad sells coke
    Ur mum thinks things in shops are free
    pla-yin away from yer fam-i-ly

  3. Ashish says:

    That West Ham chant is class !

  4. Mic says:

    Wayne Bridge sent his missus a replica of his cock made from Cadburys chocolate … she said she prefer Terrys.

  5. Red Dave says:

    lol, this is going to get so personal. excellent.

  6. Drabik says:

    Remember when he was having sleepless nights over a possible move to Citeh last summer…

    I wonder what he was thinking about…

  7. gerkeo says:

    i see tevez was wearing a “team bridge” vest today, funny. when the next city chelsea match? should be interesting.

  8. Hargpatrik says:

    Drabik: LOL!

  9. Zainab MUFC says:

    Drabik : LMFAOOOO
    That makes so much sense now :P
    Love the chants the Hammer supporters aim @ Chelseaa pure class LMAOO

  10. Austie Mufc says:

    to the tune of london bridge is falling down

    bridges wife is going down going down going down
    bridges wife is going down
    On John Terry!!

    LUHG

  11. Your Dad says:

    Austie Mufc- LMAO! Quality, mate!

  12. BelfastRed says:

    JT to tune of Red Hot Chilli Peppers:

    “Under Ms. Bridge downtown,
    I got her up the duff,
    Under Ms. Bridge downtown,
    I could not get enough.

    “Under Ms. Bridge downtown,
    Forgot about my love,
    Under Ms. Bridge downtown,
    I blew my load away.

    “Oh, no, no, no, yeah yeah,
    Love me, I say, yeah yeah.”

  13. afromanc says:

    T. E. R. R. Y

    John terry fucks wayne bridges wife.

    With a nick nick paddy whack

    giving her a bone.

    why doesnt he just fuck at home?

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