Following City’s ever so ‘witty’ poster, which shows a picture of Carlos Tevez running to Manchester United fans with a big grin on his face, it’s time we forced them and him to face reality.

Can you imagine being a fan of such a MASSIVE club that spent their money on advertising boards purely intended to wind up their rivals? Although it should be fairly obvious they have more money than sense, given they have just paid £25m for a striker who scored just 5 league goals last season…

Tevez + Santa Cruz + Adebayor = Nineteen 08/09 Premiership goals + £75m.