Following City’s ever so ‘witty’ poster, which shows a picture of Carlos Tevez running to Manchester United fans with a big grin on his face, it’s time we forced them and him to face reality.
Can you imagine being a fan of such a MASSIVE club that spent their money on advertising boards purely intended to wind up their rivals? Although it should be fairly obvious they have more money than sense, given they have just paid £25m for a striker who scored just 5 league goals last season…
Tevez + Santa Cruz + Adebayor = Nineteen 08/09 Premiership goals + £75m.
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was that the time he scored against city and there where bitter fans on this blog saying “its only his 5th goal of the season he’s shit united are shit blah blah blah bitter bitter bitter”
Hehe, didin’t think I’d say that about a former player, but I hope so..
Top mock up, it would be great if it could be stuck outside the Wastelands!
New group starting up, there called tevez and the wastelanders they stink the place out.
whats so laughable about city is their owners/chairmen and all the men in suits that run the club are actually as deluded and bitter as their fans. Its no wonder their such a joke of a club.
Nice mockup!!
We need to face up to the inevitable. City are probably going to win the league this season. Tevez will obviously score so many goals that no team will ever beat them again. Having won the title they can only go on to dominate European Football for many,many years to come. I for one can easily see them overhauling REAL in European triumphs. The magnificent Eastlands stadium will put ours to shame once they have put all the solid gold seats in and increased the capacity to 120,000 to cope with all their supporters that have been unable to get a seat to watch them in previous seasons. I wish I supported City because United will never win anything ever again.
At least I can look forward to seeing them beat us when they come to Old Trafford this season but because we are all of a sudden rubbish we probably wont enjoy seeing them again after we have been relegated.
Yeah right. Aint gonna fuckin happen – Citeh, deluded wankers.
It was a good run lads. Now that Citeh have Tevez there’s no doubt they’ll win it all this year. I’m truly scared at the prospect of facing them in Europe this season.
Oh wait. . .Shitty aren’t even in Europe. The Bluenoses are so deluded it makes me laugh.
God, I’ve got another team to hate other than the durty stinky scousers!
Hate, hate, hate! My wish for this season: the double over wastelanders & stinky scousers! Bring them on!
Hahaha Wastelands.com is a BDSM porn site hahah
Why concern yerselves about a former player and a rival team that suddenly got a very rich owner. Both have done nothing its still pre season, of more concern is how Utd’s pre-s goes and whether it will be the usual slow disjointed start to the season that tends to be Utd’s way, when other teams go blasting off at full pace and the “prats in the press” start slavering it’s the end of Utd’s dominance. Dec and Apr are the key months to see how the season will pan out and with that bit of luck and injury levels on the low side I expect the sme old same old!
LOL!
Jus got a dream Tevez scolding city manager for his toilet repair..
Definitely Owen is going to do something history in near future jus as today’s pre season match..
@ (CUNTLITO TEVEZ) aka (ROJO RED ROT ROUGE)
That was seriously hilarious!!
Kia said City fans consider signing tevez is like signing Ron and the the city fans consider him the best player in the world…
HAhahahahahahahahahhaha!!
Love the mock up.
Carlos garbage of wastelands hahahaha
We should put El Crapache’s face on about two dozen urinal cakes and ninja plant them around Shitty’s urinals.
What could be better than pissing off Scarface?
Pissing on him. Of course.
Could we get Keano back for the two derby games? It would be nice seeing Tevez shocked to see his own knee protruding out of his ear..
Where’s my mate King Eric?
Non United fans are constantly telling me what a huge loss it is to see Ronaldo and Tevez leaving, and what an impact it will have on our season. As much as they have a point about Ronaldo, I refuse to agree about Tevez being a loss to United – Tevez was shit in front of goal on many occasions last season – his touch was poor and his shooting was wayward. They say he scored 15 goals last season, but 4 of those were in one game against Blackburn in the CC Quarter-Final. He scored 5 Premiership goals last season, so the rest of the 6 goals were spread out over other competitions. Between them they scored 41 goals, which is a significant contribution. But I cannot accept that their departures will damage our prospects for next season. If Rooney was to score an extra 10, Berba an extra 10 and Owen was to weigh in with 20 goals – which is possible if stays injury free and gets the service, it is possible – then that will offset the departures of Ronaldo and Tevez. Also, I think Valencia could chip in with a few as well. In conclusion, I would like to say, fuck off Tevez, hope you have a shit time at Citeh and have fun counting money instead of medals you greedy fucking cunt. As the poster says, ‘Welcome to the end of your career’. As far as Hughes is concerned, he is another Keegan, spending for the sake of spending. Greedy bastard, you severed all ties with United the day you took the city Job.
WELCOME TO THE STADIUM OF THE ORLANDO PIRATES, HERE’S A MASSSSIIIVEEEEEEE 2-0 REALITY CHECK.
Ohhhhhhhh city are a MASSIVE club…..
to be honest lads….. Who Cares!
I suspect United will have a sign somewhere, that states we are Premier League Champions!!!!
To be honest, this is just paper talk! Its the media trying to stir things up, all i can think of is Who Cares!
We have our League, FA Cup & Champions League Campaign to worry about for next year! Man City have the HOpe that they will be able to Qualify For Europe and maybe have a good cup run!! We are still a million miles apart!
Kings – I am here mate. The poster is laughable, they actually think we are upset and annoyed by it the fucking idiots. Is that picture of him celebrating his goal against Citeh? When I get bored I look on the M.E.N site under City. You should see some of the posts, so deluded. One cunt even said that because of the Munich disaster United got financial help which has resulted in us being able to buy top players even to this day!
When will they realise it is all about getting the right balance in the squad, which United have in abundance?
Red- Manc – Yeah mate, a great start to their pre season. They will be calling for Hughes’s head already!
The WAY to HURT Tevez badly, is to chant BRAZIL Anderson, BRAZIL RAFAEL, all the way through the game at OT. The Argentinians ABSOLUTELY detest the Brazilians, with a burning GREAT HATRED, because Brazil ALWAYS beat the shit out of Argentina!
FUCK EM
King Eric – such a ridiculous comment about Munich mate. What a bunch of cunts they really are. See that cunt Adebywhore signed on a 5 year deal. So it does show that these players have joined Citeh for their ‘exciting new project’. Nothing to do with the fat salaries or the 168k watches they will get as presents.
@Kings
We saw a few times last season that when Carrick was allowed to play further forward he could be a threat up there and chip in a few goals. Perhaps is Hargo can get fit and stay fit I don’t see why he couldn’t do double figures over the season. If Fat Frank can do so constantly I don’t see why Carrick cant.
Also If Hargreaves is fit he will almost certainly chip in with a good few from free kicks.
And ofc Nani is always a threat anywhere on the pitch so if he can get his game together this season theres goals in him.
Hopefully Anderson will score a goal and the floodgates will open, but it may be safer to put your money on Neville ending the season with 5 goals
wakey – of course mate, you are right about Carrick, I wasn’t intentionally overlooking him in that write up, just highlighting the main candidates. I am actually a big fan of his and was pleased when we signed him back in the summer of 2006. I always feel he should score more goals with the ability he has, especially when he can strike a ball as sweetly as say Alonso, who despite being a scouse bastard, is a slick passer of a football and can hit them with unurring accuracy. Yes, if Hargo returns on schedule, it could free up Carrick to get forward and have a go at goal, although Fletcher will give him that licence as well next season. With regards to Nani, he is another player I like and was disappointed with him last season as he was another player I was pleased we signed along with Anderson. Hopefully he can get his act together next season and rediscovers the form from his first season, especially when he scored some cracking goals and made a mug of Arsenal in the 4-0 FA Cup win at OT. There are goals throughout the team, just hope we are more clinical in front of goal next season, especially with the abundance of chances we create in games.
Lmfao @ Cuntlito tevez, Thats immense!
Kings – I don’t see how the City fans would want that waster anywhere near Wastelands. Even whilst trying to do a deal with the bitters the cunt was still trying to engineer a move to us, Milan or the Rentboys. He has decided on his FOURTH choice club and the daft fans welcome him with open arms. Cannot wait for the comedy to really start down at the council house.
King Eric – Yeah I heard about that mate. He’s a cunt, a cheating cunt as well, especially that handled goal at OT 2 seasons ago. He rates himself as some world class player, when he is no better than Dirk Kuyt and that’s saying something. They deserve each other.
Kings – About Adebayour – ” Unquestionably a top top striker, one of the best in the Premier League. He will become a city legend. Will score the goal that wins us the champions league in 2011/2012 Providing he plays regular will score 20PL goals next season no problems. Fans will love him. Buy Lescott and Terry and we will finish top 4 next season. Hughes is buying some very exciting players. Glad to see Johnson back. Can anyone tell me how he played?”
frank clarke’s guitar tutor, warrington (M.E.N. )
Fucking jokers.
‘Everybody likes to have fans around the world and not just in Manchester, so we hope we will become the darling of world football.’
Gary Crook, McFC’s Chief Executive
Says it all really, these cunts are really delusional.(and bitter)
rc7 – Says it all when their chairman starts behaving like that. Their “experiment” is going to go horribly wrong, it is inevitable. How does getting a rich owner and buying a few mediocre players help you become the “darlings of World Football”? Like you say from the owners, chairman, manager to the fans they are all delusional cunts.
King Eric
Yeah, its taken us 20 years of blood, sweat and tears to get to where we are (and I’m not even including the Busby years) so not even all the money in the world is going to get them there.
lol, it just makes them even more laughable. What kind of children are running that club? long may it continue.
Scott, Except for the funny comments posted here, I have heard enough about Tevez. Let’s forget about him like a bad wet dream and move on to another glorious season colored in RED.
and with the signing of Adebayour, it is really about the money. do any of the bean counter at the wasteland know how to count goals which is what really matters? the guy was rubbish after he came back from injury last season but I couldn’t be happier as there will be a lot of discontent next season and it has already started w/ tevez sitting on the bench vs. pirates. what a crock of shit. how are your minutes now???!!!
FOCKLOS TEVEZ….
YOU’LL WIN FUCK ALL….
why if the kop make Owen in United shirt’s billboard with a giant ‘Welcome to Liverpool’?
then mock it with ‘Welcome to the new era of your career’
It is good for City having such a Stupid heavy investor….Because it provide BPL to have enough funds bring in quality player…….
It is nice to see BPL to become the best league of the world and Manchester United become the best team of the world and beat those best team in BPL. XD
Darling of Football? The moment they start spending crazy is the moment half the people will hate them. At least Real can get away with it because they hold the record in Europe, but City… dream on! Not with
Carlos “Liar” Tevez, Ade “World Class” bayor & Gareth “Bring the Money” Barry
King Eric – what a bunch of fucking pricks. It seems that Tevez can’t stop obsessing about Fergie. He claims that he will win more titles at Citeh then he would have done at United and has nothing to prove to Fergie. Yeah sounds like it! Chelsea are considering reporting Citeh to the Premier League for the ‘tapping up’ of Terry. Quite ironic considering that they have been guilty of it themselves in the past!
Hey! It’s not fair to not count all goals! Credit the man for all his goals and admit he is worth his fee and salary.
If 19 prem goals aren’t worth £75 millions we robbed Real in Ronaldo deal, didn’t we?
For some pervert reason I for one can’t wait our Smaller Owen scoring his fifth league goal. Just watch it happen before he has played 900 minutes.
I’d never given him no. 7 shirt but that was some personal joke/sting from Sir Alex.
And by the end of his contract he has cost us about 1/16 of the blood that Tevez sucks from the smart and ambitious ones.