The RoM Summer Competition closes today just in time for us to launch our next competition, whereby the readers of RoM send in ideas for songs for our new signing, Michael Owen. Given his past, I’m sure we could get some really tasty verses going.
Simply send your words with the name of the tune to our usual competition e-mail: republik_of_mancunia_competition@hotmail.co.uk
The prize will be a RoM shirt of your choice.
The winner of the Summer Competition will be revealed sometime over the weekend/Monday depending on how much I drink.
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wouldnt mind an obeertan chant
To the tune of “My Old Man’s a Dustman” / “Keano’s Magic Hat”:
Ow-en’s gonna score the winner,
He’ll be the fucking king,
We’ll love him on the Strettie,
For him we’ll shout and sing.
He used to be a dipper,
He used to have no class,
But now that he’s in Manchester
Gerrard can kiss my ass!
fraziers gone to sunderland
OK now remember i live in Spain and some of us are a little backward, lol
but some of the lads in our local bar are singing this little lot.
always look on the bright side of life, Owen,Owen,Owen, Owen, Owen.
to the tune of anarchy in the UK Sex pistols,
Owen is a UTD man
Owen is a Fergi fan
he knows what he wants
and he knows how to get it
he wants to destroy scoucers n blues
cos Owen wants to be M>U>F>C
sorry our main songwriter is a Yorkshire man
spanish press are reporting dat united wil offer berba and 20mn euros for aguero.what rubbish. we dnt need him.
spanish press are reporting dat united wil offer berba and 20mn euros for aguero.what rubbish. we dnt need him.
sorry for posting same cmment twice.accident.
thx for clearin that up, thought u just enjoy posting the same comment numerous times…
On topic……not sure about all of yous, but im bit skeptical about owen, just as i was about berba….. both are great players in their own right, the question is how are they gonna gel into the team this season, something berba failed to do in the last one…just my 2 cents…
Owen was a geordie
He wore a scousers hat
But when he saw old trafford
He said i fancy that!
He met fergie for breakfast , he was f***ing happy,
But we more because guess wot we got dat c*** for FREE!!!!
@mezza.i think they cn play together.the amount of chances we create we need a target man and roo and berba like to drop deep so when the chance cmes none of them is there in the box.owen can do that wel and stay around da penalty box and whack them in
@mezza.dnt wrry mate.owen is a gr8 poacher.he wil get plenty of chances at utd.berba and roo like to drop deep so owen can stay in the box and bang them in.
@JohnnyCarey’sBaggyShorts good one..
Scott the red theres a problem with my e-mail…
so heres my chant…
To the tune of Keano’s magic…
Oh michael owen’s little
but he know’s how to score
and now he’s at united
he’ll be scoring more & more
he used ta be a scouser
but know’s that they are wank
and when we win the league again
he’ll say I AM A MANC !!!
will my entry count??
heres another one..sorry i forgot to put it in my last comment..
In for a week out for a month,
In for a week out for a month,
In for a week out for a month,
Yes Owen is like a tampon.
9 Years ago he was a scouse
Owen Owen
But now hes gonna score for us
Owen Owen!
He’ll score a goal at anfield road, if his hamstring doesnt explode
Michael Owen United’s Number ***
Nicely stolen @Vidic is God with your first chant. Cant make up your own? Props to Pete Boyle for it originally eh
“There’s only one Michael Owen!
He used to be sh*te,
But now he’s alright,
Walking in an Owen wonderland!”
Bound to be sung if he scores against the scousers!
Nicked from Hargreaves but still:
“Oh Michael Owen, you are the love of my life,
Oh Michael Owen, I’d love to sh*g your wife,
Oh Michael Owen,
I love your fake tan too!!!”
somewhat off-topic but I had a momentary “flash of inspiration” with regard to Gabriel Obertan.
My mother and her sister used to sing me a song from their girlhood in the 1920s when they lived in M/C. I imagine it was a popular song but I only know the first couple of lines – yet it fits Obertan perfectly.
“Oh, Oh, Antonio
with his ice-cream cart
Oh, Oh, Antonio
he broke my heart”
I’m sharing this with the people on Scott’s blog in the hope (?) that someone’s granny remembers this tune to put new words of salutation to it for UTD’s newest signing:
“Oh, Oh, Obertan
with his flying feet
Oh, Oh, Obertan
On the score-sheet”
or some such non-sense. It cuold be a winner. Go ask your granny !
To the tune of Manchester (Is Wonderful)
Antonio! (Antonio!) Valencia! (Valencia!)
Antonio Valencia, he doesn’t dive, or crash Ferrari’s
Antonio Valencia!
Song 1: To the tune of the old Tevez Song
Owen scored against Argentina
Couldn’t give a fuck cos he was scum
But now we’s signed for us for free
I really cannot wait to see
Him score a load a goals against the bastards where he’s from!
Song 2: To the tune of Row, row row the boat
Ow, Ow, Owens on
Give the lad the ball
He’ll put it in the dippers net (again)
Cos they’re gonna win fuck all
Song 3: To the tune of “I wish” by Skee-Lo
I wish he was little bit taller,
I wish he wasn’t scouser
I wish he had have signed for us
When he was younger
I wish he’ll put the ball in tha back of the scousers net
(and another)
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Signing for United saved his Soul
so we only pay if he scores a goal
Now Its getting dear cos the goals keep flowin
Little Michale Owen
He used to play for shite football teams
Til Fergie brought him to the Theatre of Dreams
Now everytime he hits the net
The Glazers banker begins to sweat
Little Michael Owen
His family only eats if he scores with his feet
He just scored the winner so they can have some dinner
Little Michael Owen
Now Its getting dear cos the goals keep flowin
He just scored again
Little Michael Owen !
(Needs some polishing but the best I can do tonight )
I’ll see what I can do
Well, looks like even Sir Alex favours Owen and speaks highly of him just like I have been doing on my blog. This is what he said today http://11reds.com/opinion/saf-owen-has-never-lost-his-form/
to the tune of Gary Owen 7th Cavalry song
We’ve had Scholes and Giggs and Cantona,
the neville boys and we went far
ronaldo came and was a star
and now we’ve got Michael Owen
he left the scouse not too soon
went to spain, then became a toon
his contract finished at the end of june
the geordies lost Michael Owen
tevez went to the council house
slagged Alex off, so he’s a louse
so in came another scouse
and his name is Michael Owen
micky owen, micky owen
it took one call from fergies phone!!
now hes here, the fans all cheer!!
Micky owen, micky owen