City fans have always been a pretty delusional bunch but never more so than right now. With player after player leaving their current club  for the doubled/tripled wages City will offer them, the fans have bought in to the players’ made up reasons. There’s lots of talk of it being ‘an exciting, new project’. Others claim that they’re joining City to win things, incredibly! Carlos Tevez said he was joining to play more football (even though that’s impossible) and ‘to help City return to being one of the best clubs in Europe’. Honestly, you couldn’t make this shit up! Well, you could, and they are…

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