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The Worst United Team In Years (TM)…

1. Won the league by 9 points

2. Contains the Premier League’s top scorer (21).

3. Enjoyed the best home form in Sir Alex Ferguson’s reign, winning 18 and drawing 1.

4. Picked up more points than the Treble winning side of 1999.

5. Booked a place in the European Cup final.

6. Contains the player with the most Premier League assists (18).

7. Lost 4 games, which was at least 4 games less than any other club.

8. Scored more goals than any other club (78).

9. Failed to score in just 5 games, which was less than any other club.

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109 Comments

  1. reddevil1878 says:

    were shite! CHAMPIONS, but shite. 19…. GOT THAT??

  2. eddieTheRed says:

    Worst team ever; crap every one of ‘em!

  3. jayrannasaurus says:

    get in there!

  4. Danizizu says:

    let them keep hating on us….19

  5. devil without a cause says:

    Cant we be this shit every season plz.

  6. Adi says:

    Berba was top scorer with 20 goals (one goal chopped of as own-goal by dubious goals committee)

  7. Jeet says:

    Steve McManaman yesterday on live TV:
    “Talk of irony, Michael Owen, never won a PL medal at Liverpool, picks up one at Manchester United. That is adding insult to injury for all Liverpool fans.”

    The look on the cunt’s face while he vented just absolutely, totally placed the cherry on the cake for me. Fucker was truning purple, and the words seemed to be choking in this throat. Bloody brilliant day, and long may it continue!

  8. Balaji Sivaraman says:

    Good Mornign Lads! Best morning to be waking up from lifting the 19th.

    As I was telling Cedars the other day, the rest of the Premier League must be shitting their pants now. If I were fans of other clubs, I would probably hide in my closet for 2011-12. Let’s take a good, unbiased look, shall we?

    Chelsea – Have just sacked their Double winning manager and will be looking at the 7th manager in 9 years? They have a team that is all on the wrong side of 30 and full of inflated egos. Torres should get better next season which is the only good news for them.

    If they get anyone other than Hiddink – who already knows the club and players – they have to start the rebuilding process again and will find it really difficult. But they will remain our main challengers for sure.

    Arsenal – I don’t expect Arsene Wenger to learn anything that he has not in the past 6 years. He came out publicly and told that he has faith in this Arsenal team when they had lost at home to Sunderland and dropped points at Fulham to finish out of automatic CL qualification.

    They could very well lose Fabregas who was more interested in Vettel winning in F1 than his own side. I think he was wondering what it was like to be an “actual” winner.

    Vermaelen will be back which is a positive for them. But unless Wenger changes his 20 year old philosophy and buys some players with balls, Arsenal will remain Arsenal. They will also challenge but will fall behind.

    Man City – More players coming in, more players moving out. Shit ton of inflated egos with huge loads of cash, party and booze all in the same team. Dressing room bust ups, a depressed Captain who would rather be elsewhere. Enough said.

    It will take a lot more time for City to be challenging for a title over a 38 game season. And that’s all I got to say about that.

    Liverpool – False hopes already. Liverpool are another version of Arsenal as they proved two seasons ago. When the push comes to the shove, they will gladly fall behind letting us take over.

    Although they will put up a better fight because the manager is someone who can apparently inspire them. I don’t see them having enough class and depth to challenge for the title over a 38 game season.And it remains to be seen how much their new managers will provide them with monetary support.

    Best they can hope for is a Top Four finish.

    Manchester United – Have won the trophy by 9 points with what is widely regarded as their worst team ever. The stats are all there in the original post.

    We’ve got the best manager in English football history. We’re already closing in on a top goalkeeper to take the gloves from Van Der Sar. Sir Alex has already confirmed beyond doubt that there will be changes in the summer with maybe 3 top signings.

    The core of our team remains the same. Giggs is staying on for another year. Valencia, Park, Rooney, Rio and Fletcher will hopefully play for the entire season which they did not do this time. We’ve got youngsters who will all be a year more experienced.

    The squad including the youth team players is still as strong as ever.

    So, it is going to take some beating to stop us from winning the 20th next season.

    As I said, if I were fans of the opposition teams, I’ve got a shitload of things to be worried about when it comes to stopping Manchester United. The true question – as was asked in an article on Football365 – is “Can anyone stop Manchester United?”. My guess is the answer is an emphatic NO.

  9. sachu says:

    @balaji
    great post
    i dont think torres will return to the form he was in his first year with liverpoolVWE
    i think chelsea will get hiddink as director of football and MARCO VAN BASTAIN as coach
    dutch team is my favourite national team andunder van bastain played some VERY ATTACKING FOOTBALL IN EURO 2008
    with the 3 signings that fergie promised we are going to be frightening next season
    those three could be de gea plus one midfielder could be sneijder or de rossi or modric
    plus we are looking for a winger and that could be sanchez young hazard mata

  10. Clint-IamYourPapii says:

    This team needs a Mass Overhaul ….one of the worst squads since that year we had rubbish youth like becks,red nev, blue nev, scholes, Butt & giggs.

  11. Passe says:

    Jeet:
    Pics or it didn’t happen mate :)

  12. 3/without/killing/anyone* says:

    Got to love Berbatov though, such a humble person. When asked by Rio, how does it feel to be the top scorer in the PL, he gave him the most simple answer, “great”. And continue emphasizing about winning number 20. Top lad, i love this guy.

  13. 3/without/killing/anyone* says:

    “You know what’s better than 19 ? 20. We will do that next year.” – Dimitar Berbatov

  14. Adyl says:

    Just imagine if our away form had been better… we would have won the league with 4-5 games to spare. Then the ABUs would say this had been an easy season for us. Making things easy is just not a United way.

  15. Singh7 says:

    Next Sat ……Worst Utd ever …V… Best Team in History Ever ….Lol ..Lets show all these cunts what wer’e made of!!!!!! CH4MP19NS!!!!!!!

  16. Singh7 says:

    What pisses me off is that everyones bangin on about how Shitty, Rentboys,Scousers, and the Arse are gonna spend big to bring in quality…………………But they seem to forget that we will be adding to our team aswell!!!!! I’d be shitting bricks if I was them Fuckin cunts!!!

  17. Baldrick says:

    Even Giggsy admitted we were rubbish, so we must be :)

  18. CedarsDevil says:

    Morning all true REDS

    Shit squad, aging manager, unknown signings like Smalling and Hernandez…. Thank God we escaped relegation. Let it eat your hearts out you hateful ABU cunts

    Balaji – top post my friend.

    On a serious note, how good was Smalling at right back yesterday? The kid has excellent ball control abilities

  19. rnicolas says:

    If this crappy squad can lift the Premier League, there isn’t a whole lot to say about the other clubs? Meh…..

  20. sachu says:

    @cedars
    morning mate
    smalling was good even better going forward
    ando was great getting into goal scoring positions
    hope he scores against barca
    hope he doesnt go to copa and instead has a good pre season
    i am expecting MASSIVE THINGS from him and CLEVERLEY

  21. Jay canada says:

    Well said Balaji Sivaraman

    What a glorious day ! This is a day to remember, to tell your kids and grandkids !
    Let bring on Barca. We are the only team that can finish the job with them

  22. CedarsDevil says:

    My friend Costas said on another thread that yesterday was a day to be enjoyed even more by the slightly older supporters of the club. I loved that comment.

    I was 7 when we were relegated and as I have already mentioned, I will never forget the pain my dad went through that summer.

    We are no longer living in anyone’s shadow…. We are now numerically at least the best football club in England, besides that we were always the best anyway

  23. CedarsDevil says:

    Bloody worded that the wrong way! Should have said ‘ We were always the best anyway and now we are numerically as well’ Blame it on decaf hahaha

  24. arnjns29 says:

    i wish we were this horrible every season

  25. RedFilip says:

    Lads, where was Wes Brown ?!

  26. torontored says:

    UNITED19, UNITED19, UNITED19, UNITED19, UNITED19, UNITED19, UNITED19, UNITED19, UNITED19, UNITED19, UNITED19, UNITED19, UNITED19, UNITED19, UNITED19, UNITED19, UNITED19, UNITED19, UNITED19, UNITED19,

    NOW FOR # 20

    SO NOW UNITED 19 (CONFIRMED)/4 -2011

    NEXT YEAR TOP FOUR WILL NOT INCLUDE RENT BOYS NOR THE ARSE, BUT EXPECT NOISY NEIGHBOURS TO KEEP US AWAKE

    SO BRING ON SPANIARDS BY THE SCORE

    IT IS FUCKING GREAT TO BE A RED MANC

  27. Jeet says:

    Guess who is on top of the “Most EPL appearances chart?”

    Go on – take a guess…. :)

  28. CROoney says:

    you forgot to mention that our team contains the player that has scored the most winning goals

  29. CedarsDevil says:

    Jeet – Afternoon buddy

    Me? :-)

  30. Giles Oakley says:

    As one of the , ahem, ‘slightly older’ supporters (TM Cedar’s, Costas) I’ve got to say this title is one of the best. I saw the Blackburn clincher in a rain-swept cafe in Turkey, the only Brit present, and all the Turks, Fenerbache and Galatasaray fans in the main, were heaping praise on me for ‘my’ team, as though it was somehow a personal achievement on my part (well, shucks, maybe it was…). One of the guys had actually been at the Emirates a couple of weeks before when United nearly tossed it away by losing 1-0 against Arsenal , but he said United overall were by far the best team in Britain and they all agreed. Sometimes it needs a wider perspective to realise what a strong team we have.

    A couple of other things making us ‘the worst United team in years’: we were unbeaten in the Champs Lge, unlike everyone else, including Barca. We conceded only 4 goals getting to the final, none away from home.

    In all competitions we beat Chelsea three times, Arsenal twice, Liverpool twice, took 4 league points of City and Spurs.

    And it should also be remembered how many injuries the team suffered, putting key players out for prolonged periods, notably Valencia and Rio and, just when he was in brilliant form, Paul Scholes. The reason so many players qualified for winner’s medals was partly squad rotation, partly youth development, but also because of these repeated injury crises, especially in defence, when it was near-impossible to get a settled back four. It’s actually an amazing achievement to have the third best defence given the circumstances. The way Fergie and his coaching staff have nurtured players like Smalling and the Da Silvas has been brilliant, including slowly coaxing Jonny Evans back into form after his inexplicable decline earlier in the season.

    I loved it yesterday, and it was right that United truly went out to get the win, despite the genuine sadness that Blackpool have got the drop as a result. I wanted to see United equal the home record for a 38 game season and to keep the points gap at the top as wide as possible. Who would have predicted that United would win the league by nine points? I certainly didn’t, and I can remember keeping a very close eye on Goal Difference only a couple of weeks ago, fearing it might be the decisive factor.

    Campiones, campiones, ole, ole, ole!!!

  31. sachu says:

    BREAKING NEWS
    udinese reject an offer of 35 million euro from one club for sanchez
    they have not named the club
    plus they wont sell sanchez for atleast another year

  32. BerbaGod says:

    @ Jeet – Does it rhyme with ‘flying pigs’? ;)

  33. CedarsDevil says:

    Sir Giles

    Always love your posts and threads…. I may ‘ahem’ not be as ‘young’ as you :-) but I always relate to what you write, seeing as we are both of the ‘younger’ generation! hahahaha

    19 at last!

  34. Jeet says:

    @BerbaGod: yes, it does!!!
    @Cedars: Good day to you too! Sorry, but it’s that slender lad of 17, chasing silver paper in the wind like a lil spaniel!

    Like a colossus, my mancrush straddles Time itself. With one eye towards the glorious past and another firmly fixed towards the future, I orgasm ceaselessly to the collective rapture of Ryan Giggs and Javier Hernandez, as everything before my eyes turns a glorious RED…ahhh, bliss :lol:

  35. CedarsDevil says:

    Jeet

    You do know this is not a porn site? hahahaha

    I knew who you meant buddy

  36. Jeet says:

    @Cedars: lol, mate – I know, that was gayyyyy….but seriously, how amazing is Giggs? he was one of the big reasons I fell in love with United, and I just don’t fucking know what I’ll do when he calls it quites. Can’t even think of it….

  37. COOMY says:

    Hi all,

    First post but a long time reader, what a great day for all united supporter around the world. congrats to all and i would like like to thanks specially mark robins for his goal again nothingham forest, without it we could have lost the greatest manager of all time. one question for you guys, wht for you was the best assist during this season for utd? my call go to gibson against schalk

  38. CedarsDevil says:

    Jeet – Good thing the portugeseprincess is not here, she would kill you over the love of Giggs haha

    I do agree with you though my friend, words cannot describe Giggsy

  39. Jeet says:

    Well, I have one line for potugueseprincess, “I’m a lover, not a fighter…the Giggsy’s mine!”

  40. Gotta hate tiny tears says:

    just to add to number 3, Manchester United have won more home games in a row with the win over blackpool than any other team in premier league history

  41. manc_sam says:

    U FORGOT TO MENTION THE FA DICKING US WEEK IN WEEK OUT ASWELL !

    WE’LL NEVER DIE!

    BELIEVE.

  42. Swissdevil says:

    fuckin chelsea cunts! Luiz aka Tingle Tangle Bob is already fittin in perfectly with the blue scum!

    http://www.talksport.co.uk/magazine/virals/2011-05-23/video-chelsea-players-act-stupid-tv-again

  43. sandeep1878 says:

    @ Jeet..

    that scouse cunt should be kicked in the butt, that steve ass..

    ############################

    we are rubbish and becoming champions is the name of the game and thst what we do..

    we do what we want..

    not arrogant..Just better

    GGMU

  44. CedarsDevil says:

    MG – Must writing another novel or poem for us to enjoy

    Willie – On the hunt for a bar of chocolate

    TonyBee – Funny and a true red

    smartalex – Someone I relate to here, genuine and classy guy. Hope you get that connection sorted buddy

    Costas – Kebab overload, just hope he got some!

    Kings & King Eric – On the hunt for hateful ABU cunts…. Bloody love it

    StatesideAussie – Working out another 3 mile long post! hahaha

    Balaji – Trying to figure our if he is from Manchester or not

    sachu – Talking up transfers, Sanchez anyone? hahaha

    Giles – Should be knighted

    STR – Loves the Berb, but we love you too! thanks for a great blog

    FITB – Keeps it real and is a true RED

    Goat – puts a smile on my face

    Please forgive me if I have missed any of you that you know I like and respect, there are just so many! ……. Just wanted to show my love to this blog and those who post on it

    19

  45. Gotta hate tiny tears says:

    CedarsDevil

    :( heartbroken

  46. giggs12gerrard0 says:

    Great weekend boys! 19 celebrations were rife in Manchester just cant wait now for the train departure to London on Saturday morning for a champaigne breakfast!

  47. Malcum says:

    Good morning everybody…

    Off topic

    Can anyone please provide me with a link to the fulllength team celebration after the game yesterday?,even if it’s in parts.i’ll really appreciate..thanks in advance.

  48. ancha says:

    Cedars, GHTT

    I second that, :( heartbroken

  49. Costas says:

    To add to the OT stats, best win ratio at OT during the Ferguson years (26 wins in 29 games) and first time we went a full season unbeaten at OT since 85 I believe. In all competitions.

    Shite team, shite manager, shite Carrick, shite Berbatov.

  50. CedarsDevil says:

    GHTT and ancha

    Kisses and hugs, will that do? Up for anything here! hahahahaha

    Sorry for missing out on both of you RoM legends

  51. Jeet says:

    @Costas: You forgot Jonny Evans and Gibson :)

  52. sachu says:

    RVN SAYS CHELSEA TRIED TO SIGN HIM IN JANUARY

  53. ancha says:

    as I saw someone posting in the previous topics that the club isn’t inviting the 1968 surviving team members,
    now its been confirmed by the club that they will be inviting them (free of cost) for the big game at Wembley, why I pointed out it as free in the braces is because initially the club had given an option for them to buy and attend the game, seems like they have realized their mistake in time

  54. Costas says:

    I’ll just add one thing among all this jubilation. That if this truly is Wes Brown’s last season for us, he doesn’t deserve to go out on a whimper like this. He is not a flashy player, but he always did his job. And even though the lad got very strong in the last 5 years, lets not forget how many serious injuries he overcame early in his career just to have the opportunity to make it at United. If I remember correctly, from 99 until 03, he had one major surgery each year. So if he does leave, all I can say is thank you Wes.

    @Cedars

    Kebab overload is an understatement! This is what happens when your nameday and birthday almost coincide. ;)

  55. Costas says:

    @Jeet

    They are shite beyond redemption. :lol:

    Jonny looks to have regained his mean streak by the way. Watch out for him next year.

  56. sachu says:

    MANKINI SAYS
    IN FOOTTBALL IF YOU DONT SPEND YOU DONT WIN

  57. ancha says:

    cedars

    I would accept the kisses and hugs if these were to come from Hayley Mcqueen :P
    just kidding my friend, I always enjoy most of yours and majority of the regular posters and if you remember you know how much this place means to me, cheers!

    sachu

    RVN is on a spree, I read some where which quoted him that Milan tried to sign him, and now chelsea too, WTF is this romance with old strikers they have been in the news more than the young ones

  58. Jeet says:

    @Costas: yes I noticed that about Jonny E. Would love to see a repeat of the kungfu kick on Drogshite – that, in itself is enough reason to love him in my book!

  59. ancha says:

    jeet , Costas

    good morning , how are you doing?

    Re Johnny Evans he isn’t still up to his best performances we have seen previously, I feel the problem with him is his reading of the game has gone down which in turn is effecting his performances despite having the technical ability to play for united, I hope he continues to improve and gain confidence, we get to see the original Evans who pocketed Drogba at SB

  60. 0161-Jon says:

    and when our ‘crap’ team do Barca on Saturday I can’t fucking wait to see all those ABU journo’s eat their fucking words!

    Got my ticket yesterday, under lock and key til Saturday!

    Come on you reds!!!

  61. tolumancunian says:

    with player of d year, manager of d year, signing of d year, fifty five pts at home, unbeaten at old trafford, top scorer, top assists provider, highest goals scored, longest winning home sequence..we must be shite..united..a football they wish they were..

  62. sandeep1878 says:

    @ CedrasDevil..

    you are one epic devil :)

    that was nice post..

    i hope to be included in your legends list in the coming years :)

    hope u doing good mate..

    19 to all my fella reds..we rock and we rule the world..

    GGMU

  63. Giles Oakley says:

    Cedar’s, I want you to be the first to know that , like the Queen, I have two birthdays, one for when I was born , the other for Very Important Ceremonial purposes. By amazing coincidence my ‘Official’ age turns out to be precisely…19

  64. VietnamRed says:

    First post here but have been following ROM for a long time.
    Despite not coming from Manchester and not even being English, growing up in Asia, being named Manu, and being from Belgium (also the red devils) meant I simply had to follow United!
    Having only been born about 2 months before SAF joined United meant I wasn’t able to witness all 12 trophies he has won, but was lucky enough to start watching United regularly from 1998 onwards.
    19 titles is simply amazing, and winning this year with a team that had mainly squad players (according to most people), and countless injuries, is remarkable. Next year, hoping that United do sign 2-3 superstars will mean that United can continue to reach new heights. We simply have the best mixture of youngsters, loyal dedicated squad players, superstars, and old school veterans, which should guarantee success for this coming decade.
    Enjoy reading your post Scot and all the comments that your ROM Legends keep posting.
    Come on Scot
    Come on ROM posters
    Come on United!

  65. MG says:

    Afternoon Manchester United

    Cedars I’m on a screenplay at the moment :D

    It’s called

    Untitled 19 Project

    :lol:

    No seriously I am writing a screenplay and I do have a title but until it’s finished I’ll stick to 19

    ;)

  66. The Big Red says:

    not sure if i saw this rite…
    when scholes got the trophy, he almost looked shy of screaming out loud or parading it in front of the cameras. he just raised it and then quickly handed it over to the next lad and slunk back in the mass of bodies…

    love the guy, classy act, does his talking on the field and a genuinely shy character off it…if only becks and ronnie had learnt a thing or two about humility from this gem of a person

  67. BerbaGod says:

    Alot of my passwords on my systems at work expired today, I’ve changed them all with reference to ’19′! :)

  68. smartalex says:

    Good afternoon all true Reds!

    Happy 19th to you!
    Happy 19th to me!
    Happy 19th dear United!
    Happy 19th to us!

    Simply, the best.

  69. denton davey says:

    3/without/killing/anyone @ 8:29: “Got to love Berbatov though, such a humble person. When asked by Rio, how does it feel to be the top scorer in the PL, he gave him the most simple answer, “great”. And continue emphasizing about winning number 20. Top lad, i love this guy.”

    Terrific team player – too bad he didn’t have his SatNav directed towards goal yesterday.

  70. smartalex says:

    Thank you, good friend and true Red CedarsDevil. Thank you.

    I have high hopes that my connection is now far better. Fucking Yay!
    And, tomorrow I am having a landline installed, which will then be converted to ADSL within a couple of weeks. I will then have unlimited internet access. I love it when a plan starts coming together.

  71. Balaji Sivaraman says:

    Guys, just an FYI for those of you who don’t already know: ManUtd.com have done us all a big favor by putting up the complete celebrations for free on the official website: http://www.manutd.com/en/News-And-Features/Football-News/2011/May/video-manchester-united-lift-the-premier-league-trophy.aspx

    And they are going to be streaming the parade on May 30th live on MUTV.com for free for all people who have subscribed to ManUtd.com.

    I think it is a wonderful thing offering all the celebrations for free. Could’ve easily charged and many of us would’ve gladly payed for it.

  72. RedPharoe says:

    lol, with the “worst” United side in years we absolutely murdered the league this year.
    Can’t wait for Barca on saturday.

  73. willierednut says:

    Spot on Scott. Shocking team. Sell them all and sack Fergie!

  74. Balaji Sivaraman says:

    We Are the Champions as Written for Manchester United:

    I’ve paid my dues , Time after time – Repeated Oppression by the F.A
    I’ve done my sentence, But committed no crime – Sir Alex Ferguson being banned for 5 games for NOTHING
    And bad mistakes, I’ve made a few – Wayne Rooney doubting Manchester United’s ambition
    I’ve had my share of sand kicked in my face, But I’ve come through – Repeatedly being written off by British writers as the worst Manchester United team in history

    We are the champions – my friends
    And we’ll keep on fighting – till the end – Comeback results against Villa, West Ham and Blackpool
    We are the champions -
    We are the champions
    No time for losers – No time for Arsenal, Liverpool, Manchester City and Chelsea
    ‘Cause we are the champions – of the world -

    I’ve taken my bows, And my curtain calls – Edwin Van Der Sar and Gary Neville (Possibly Paul Scholes) calling time to amazing careers
    You brought me fame and fortune and everything that goes with it, I thank you all – Obviously thanking all the fans all over the world that make us what we are

    But it’s been no bed of roses, No pleasure cruise – Could be anything from our lows this season or during our amazing history but I tend to think of it as reminding me of Munich and the subsequent years
    I consider it a challenge before the whole human race , And I ain’t gonna lose – Could be considered the challenge of knocking Liverpool off their fucking perch

    (Chorus)

    You could make a case that this song could be adjusted to suit any sports team in the world. And you would be true because the chorus is so strong that it works in that way like any other sports song.

    But the individual stanzas can be interpreted with such perfection only for us which makes it so special in our case. :D :) (Special Thanks to Freddie Mercury – May his soul RIP – and Queen)

  75. wayne says:

    i was going every game the year we went down and in the second division,missed all the glory years because of moving to canada,i was coming home every year and getting my fill every xmas,haven’t been home for 4 years because of the recession etc,nowadays the tv coverage is 2nd to none i get to see every utd game so that part of it isn’t bad.
    just want to thank str for this wonderful blog and all the lads that come on here makes me feel alot more connected to whats going on and battling trolls is not as good as real time but its still fun
    so thanks republic of mancunia for all it offers and brings utd fans all over the world together.
    lets finish off in the perfect way and beat that bunch of cunts and prove everyone wrong,the future looks bright i’ve gotta wear shades.

  76. StatesideAussie says:

    Smartalex … you’re back! Well, maybe you’ve been back for a while, but I’ve been away a lot myself recently, so I hadn’t noticed. Anyway: welcome back!

  77. MG says:

    smartalex has the A Team tune repeating in my head

    :lol:

  78. anawarhero says:

    Opps!They did it again!It is our Great ManUtd.

  79. Che's Red Reaction says:

    Cedars – you left me as well, (althought even I can count on my fingers how many time I have commented here.. ha ha ha.)

    Planning to give Statesideaussie a run for his money (length wise, quality wise I don’t think I can)

    Guys, while we soak up in the buzz of #19 and possible #4…. lets think of Sir Alex & Players who gives us a reason to smile day in n day out… This season has been truly some emotional, isnt it?

    We started the season with unknown signings named some chicharito with yet to decide how the hell it is pronounced? chicharito or chikarito…with smalling being relatively unproven/yound center back…. as we always start, slow, frustrating, with shouts from everywhere “Sort it out lads, we have missed last season by a point, do you want to repeat that? do you?” with Chelsea blazing all guns they have + borrowed by refs… The only reason to smile was Scholsey’s form n the way he was pulling strings in few of the games…

    Then comes the darkest period of my supporting career at Manchester United, being from India, I was just settling in US of A n all was greatly unsettled by the news that Sir Alex saying Rooney wants to leave, n rooney confirming that he do, as club lacks ambition… in any other case, Sir Alex would just tell a player to fuck off but not this time, the old man who has masterminded the trick of getting results as his will did something which was confirmed by rio at the end – It was the first hurdle crossed for the season, Rooney stays with his mega contract, Manchester United stays in hunt of silverware.

    Then comes the hype of being “unbeatern” as much as I liked us being unbeaten, afterall that wasnt our priority, get beaten to 20th place team was devastating but yet saying – OK, there goes all unbeaten bullshit…

    along with that, Sir Alex saying if we are at #1 by the end of a mini league of games around christmas we will be in good position of winning the league, with city sniffing at our back, it was good to be joint top at christmas….

    Then comes blackpool game, One of THE game of the season, when team n supporter started to realize that THIS season is OURS.

    Enter the game against city… The great goal by nani n assist by giggs… then dzeko equalizes n whole Arab nation n mike summerbee celebrates but a deflection n a overhead kick by rooney n the whole manchester celebrates. With shitty gone, that leaves us with two of the “actual” title contenders, Arsenal n Chelsea…

    On the Champions league front, we just allowed to score first goal against us in last game of the group stages and were drawn against Marseille… tough yet comfortable draw… then comes a character defining couple of QF games against Chelsea, scoring in the same minute as Chelsea in home game spoke tons about our attitude against Chelsea n rest of the football world, that was a champions display, killing everyone at the will…

    The Third thumping display of performance was when we killed arsenal with 7 defenders in the team for FA cup… That game once again proved that SAF can get results against arsenal even with our Youth cup team… that was last blow to arsenal’s mentality n they went down since that… Arsenal gone, Chelsea to go…

    back to PL, we looked uneasy when beaten to Kenny’s pool n Atkinson’s Chelsea back to back… the ever doubting ABU media n 14235435634 others started telling us “see, I told you so”…the chants of “Old Trafford is going down, going down, going down” were created by Stamford bridge goers n top of the league became a possibility for 3-4 teams… but we composed ourselves greatly n went on a series of couple (7 in fact) good display along with results… chicha + Rooney was THE partnership in town, Berba lovers (me n STR) were thinking why he isn’t starting but as per SAF n other coaches, he played a huge part along with nani when Rooney decided to be cunt… now it’s payback time from Rooney n the ever emerging Chicharito… Mr. Berbatov – seat back n enjoy the show…. not that he wanted, but that’s how it went…

    The CL front looked a bit easy affair when we were drawn against schalke, we always fear the worst against German teams but still this time we felt this will be somewhat easy n that’s what it was… with neuer saving a 12-1 score line at their home, SAF was allowed to play almost backup team and still beat them by 4-1… We are shite n we are going to wembley baby!!!

    in between came disappointment of losing to city, with the most detesting thought that we were beaten in the way of their first title in 35 years, Mancini n 500 mn were able to remove that ticking banner where it was wasting space in the first place… hope that is now used for some more meaningful banner about any of our legends…

    A chubby display against arsenal, a second string team win against schalke n then comes the game of the PL season against Chelsea, It was like hey-this-is-THE-title-decider-oh-wait-it-WAS….. All it took 36 seconds to make Luiz utter words “gaffer, not me, not me”… n whole OT was singing “Yes, Chelsea, not you, not you” this time, This time the trophy is coming back to where it belongs, it is coming to MANCHESTER UNITED…

    I was quite exhausted what was the result of our win against Chelsea, not that I complain but lets see, we celebrated the win against Chelsea coz it almost gave us #19… in comes the typical away draw against Blackburn, we were now mathematically champions n we celebrated one more time #19… n yesterday, we were officially awarded trophy so we once more time celebrated… may it continue next weekend, when we celebrate the 3rd most successful season in the history of our club…

    but at last comes the most cruel part of the season, retirements, n eventual exit of some of players. Legends like Neville retired, VDS played his last game at OT n playing his last game in United shirt this Saturday, we have decided to let Hargreaves go ( I admit I dislike our club a bit after this decision, the guy deserved a chance with a pay as u play contract)… but I feared the worst when the club website didn’t show #18 as a kit # for next season, but SAF confirmed that Scholes will stay for one year more, I was relieved coz I am not ready to see “football” retiring at the end of the season, with Giggsy too carrying on, here is one more year to enjoy it all till it lasts….

    #19 & possible #4 by defeating FC Divecheatlona… Quite a hell of a season as a SHITE club supporter, aint it??

    Rant over.

  80. Che's Red Reaction says:

    Any spelling mistake, or any other kind of mistakes should be forgiven just as like certain Wayne Rooney’s ambition.

  81. T4M says:

    we were rubbish champs ;)

  82. smartalex says:

    StatesideAussie!

    I am back, to the front. Also, back to front. Thanks for the welcome!

    A Team needs a plan, MG; and Sir Alex is just the Man for a good plan.

  83. MG says:

    If you have a problem and if you can find them maybe you can hire the smartalex team

    :lol:

    Cue A Team music :D

  84. smartalex says:

    Reactive Red Che! I’ll bet you were saving your rant occasionally, else the 2nd edition would have brought the house down.

  85. willierednut says:

    A chubby display? Tony Soprano would call that an erection.

  86. smartalex says:

    I cannot find my little black book.

    Lest I lost the last lust list.

    Oh well, just have to start again. Another contest, another conquest.

    Just another week in the glorious life of a Manchester United fan

  87. smartalex says:

    Don’t be hard-on him!

  88. Che's Red Reaction says:

    Smartalex – lol… I read you all always but dont post that often… would try bringing the house down now… :D

    Willie – Ahh, the great sopranos…

  89. smartalex says:

    MG, Wayne has agreed to play B.A. Baracus. Colleen wanted a bit-part, and the pair of them ran off giggling, whistling and neighing. A little horse play perhaps? No foul, or foal, we hope!. I tried to get TonyBee, or BigT, but they wouldn’t bite the golden-oldie.

  90. MG says:

    smartalex

    That’s funny :D

  91. Dr. Mico says:

    The worst United team in years. Yeah…tells u something about the quality of the opposition as well.

  92. indiandevil says:

    Haters gonna hate, who gives a damn anyways? Less than 5 days to the UCL final guys, cant effing wait! :D

    Wembley, Camp Nou, Luzhniki stadium…a look back at Man United’s European past, can Fergie’s men burry the ghost of Rome?

    Guys here’s an article that looks back at our 3 European triumphs:

    http://www.thehardtackle.com/index.php/man-uniteds-corner-spirit-of-united%e2%80%99s-european-past/

  93. thundercats says:

    Now I just wonder, if we are Shit den wat abt other teams in d league ? ;)
    Giggs is a born legend..
    Read somewhere & thought its funny bt true,
    Ryan Giggs can now give a league medal to entire liverpool team & yet keep 1 for himself. HaHa epic..

  94. Kings says:

    United……………SHIT!!!! Fuck off all ABU Cunts. Speaking of which, I was absolutely fucking apalled at what Sky Sports 1 did yesterday. Fergie took the mike to make his speech and those fucking jealous cunts immediately switched over to the Britannia to listen to Martinez being interviewed. I swithced over to Sky Sports News and fortunately they had a shot of him making his speech to the crowd. Jealous CUNTS.

    CedarsDevil – Hello my friend.

  95. bchilds says:

    Pretty shit ain’t it!

  96. Berbatov is a Rolls Royce says:

    bag of shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite

  97. StatesideAussie says:

    @Che’s Red Reaction … that’s a pretty good post, but just remember one thing: I could have said exactly the same thing in four times as many words! lol

  98. bchilds says:

    @Kings

    Exactly what I was doing then! Couldn’t believe Sky with that, fucking disgrace.

  99. Che's Red Reaction says:

    @statesideAussie – lol… but at the same time you could have said 4 times better than me in as many words…. :)

    BTW, you all must have noticed:
    - His majesty King Stevie me tried seating with spectators n look like a merseyside version of Gary Neville, but fucking hell, he didnt even looked interested against the ever “fucking hell, wazza” shouting Great Gary…

    - City troll Tevez has opted to fly to argentina rather than joining a 500 mn worth parade i meant they FA cup win parade.. the club is ready to fine him for that..

    - The best, Arsenal’s own captain legend leader Cesc Fabregas roaming in barcelona rather than joining their team for last game of the season. Arsenal FC’s realization that Arsene meant 4th place by saying Quadruple 3 months back.

    also, Kai’s excellent dummy run to take GK away so that Rooney can score a sitter…

  100. Che's Red Reaction says:

    @kings – noticed the same, but I had vettel, manutd.com & one more link opened at the same time so switched back immediately. Also for the post match talk, that redknepp n co was more interested in talking about liverpool’s Resurgence under cat kenny rather than United’s record breaking #19.

    noticed one thing, MUTV online works shite with Mac OS.

  101. King Eric says:

    Spot on lads and Scott. Have we actually even won the title as whenever I switch the telly or radio on I hear fuck all about it. All I hear is about how great the teams are that avoided relegation. What the fuck you jealous bastards. Fuck all praise or coverage whatsoever.

  102. StatesideAussie says:

    Che’s Red Reaction … just wondering about MUTV and Macs. A lot of online sites use Adobe Flash to stream their videos, and I know Apple has been having some “issues” supporting Flash recently. Or, depending on who you listen to, the Adobe Flash people have been having some problem supporting Macs. I have a Mac and have just about given up trying to watch video online — tried all the browsers, and they all flunk big time. Fortunately, I have my Mac set up to run Windows 7 as well, at the same time as the Mac OS, and I don’t have any issues watching vids there. And don’t even get me started on iPads and Android tablets. Bought a Motorola Xoom for my missus (which I thought was an extremely generous gesture) and it was crap for watching vids, which is about all she wanted it for anyway. Fortunately, we got it from Costco and could take it back no questions asked! Cheers!

  103. Kings says:

    Fuck all coverage for United’s title celebrations, but Sky Sports News were showing extended coverage of the bitters FA Cup celebrations, headed by City supporting cunt newsreader Mike Wedderburn. One fan even had a banner saying ‘Can you hear us Ferguson?’ Yeah I’m sure he is shitting in his pants you fucking cocksucker.

  104. StatesideAussie says:

    KIng Eric … fucking jealous cunts is about right. I admit, they’ve got lots to be jealous of, but still … little people, with small minds and no class at all.

  105. Che's Red Reaction says:

    yes, I have installed some stupid add-on which allows to watch MUTV vids on mac but cant full screen them, no volume control n all that shit… was thinking of subscription but hold on due to this issues + Glazers… One thing is for sure, watching football streams on mac is a big pain in the ass, I may also mount windows on my mac….

    Regarding ABU wankers, their hate only makes us stronger… FA cup champions were reminded on MOTD once more, that YSB said “One thing is for sure, city are here to stay”, yeah, u twat, they are here to stay as long as sheikh monsour…

  106. Six studs in Bosquets calf, formerly known as T. says:

    I´m fuckin hate to support such a useless side as United. I curse the day when I first saw Cantona in the team 93/94 and decided that my team will be United. I curse my brother for supporting that sublime side of Liverpool, and my father for supprting Everton, and almost forcing me to select some of their lovely sides.
    Useless shame of a footballclub United, the manager, the staff. No good players, no good prospects in the acadamy, no signings. Just a bunch of overpaid nobodies the whole lot of them.

    I guess I would pretty much send this small lines of text to Sky and I will get a job this instant.

  107. FletchTHEMAN says:

    10. Earned a record number of points at home.
    11. Scored the most goals (78), finished with best goal differential in the league as a result.
    13. Played with the oldest player ever in the top flight EVDS
    14. Set the new standard for unbeaten, 29 games

  108. r8devil says:

    I know that from the beginning of the season there have been comments that this is United’s worst team ever. I’m just curious to know who exactly said that this seasons team was the worst team ever. Anyone have a link?

    Can’t wait for tomorrow.

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