In the light of Liverpool’s crushing exit from the Champions League, it’s only fair we give our North West pals all the support they need. We should understand that leaving the competition so early in what was supposed to be ‘their year’ will be incredibly painful for them, never mind totally embarrassing. You can only imagine what they’ll be going through when forced to play the humiliating final group stage match against Fiorentina, knowing there is nothing to play for. To make matters worse, Liverpool have a debt problem to take in to account and the millions of quid they will now be missing could cause real problems. And the new stadium? Well, they can forget about that!
As Steven Gerrard said after the game though, at least now they can aim to win the Europa League, which is almost as good, if not better than the Champions League, isn’t it? Time for the black armbands methinks.
Thankfully, an end of season party has been organised to cheer those loveable scousers up. Maybe they won’t notice we’re only a few months in to the season…? Aww, bless ‘em.
And the KRAP campaign continues… Keep Rafa At ‘Pool. Viva the Rafaulution!
Man Utd News 24/7
poor little scousers
end of season party…who ever made that its genius…
It really made my DAY!!! Read:….
PARTY DETAILS & ITINERARY*
…
21:20 END OF SEASON PLAYER AWARDS:
Best Actor – David Ngonetoground
Best Actress – Fernando
21:40 Photos of the players with all the trophies we won.
22:00 Farewell toast to Fernando, Stevie and Javier.
22:05 Disco – Stevie G has kindly volunteered to take on the resident DJ so that we can have our own music on.
Lovin the end of season party!
As it said on the news,they can still look forward to playing big clubs in the Europa League like Celtic,Everton and Fulham!!
What’s the odd’s for Rafa getting the sack tomorrow?
kidmeister
The best part, is, they can’t afford to mate!!!! The Rafalution is here to stay.
Don’t worry Gerrard! You’ll always have Phil Collins. Reckon he’ll be drowning his sorrows in a club somewhere and punch up another dj? I might hate him as much as Terry. Nah, I hate that bastard more.
Anyone care to guess how much this would cost the scouser’s?And how much if they don’t qualify for next season too.
they are playing a must win game
so 84 Minutes gone the FSW takes off a midfielder for a center back
Then there answer to Alonso gone, The savour to there season as we’ve been told , came on with 90 seconds left
RAFA IS A JOKE
A FUCKING JOKE
Look at the players Manchester United have had from Sir Alexs first sining in Viv Anderson to Diouf there have been some amazing players but how when why were they play is down to one man.
and the FfuckingSW is been called a tactical genius by Graeme Souness on sky sports
Is Graeme Souness just happy that now he’s not the liverpool manager who Fucked up there club the most
He won the champions league they keep saying
5 years in and
Burnley 1-0 Liverpool FA Cup 3rd round,
Liverpool 1-4 Chelsea Premier League,
Everton 3-0 Liverpool Premier League,
Arsenal 3-0 Liverpool Premier League
Reading 3-1 Liverpool Premier League
Liverpool 1-2 Barnsley FA Cup 5th round
Manchester United 3-0 Liverpool Premier League
and thats from my memory
as ive already wrote
Liverpool are on 7 points
debrecen are on 0 points
now here’s the fun bit
goals for Liverpool 4
goals for Debrecen 5
This must be the worst Epl team in about 8 years in the champions league
I may be wrong but not far off
Why do sky love the FSW and Wait for anything to run down Sir Alex for
Im really pissed off at the defence of this max and paddy look a like while a man who has been knighted by there queen gets run down
Other than my new Rooney shirt today, this is the best B-Day present.
F@#k Off Liverpool!!!
It’s alright because all they need to do is sell Torres and he’ll walk. Or so he said. But then he also said that this would be their season.
California Devil
happy freeking birthday
Im looking for pass port I.D. if any other birthdays come up
5 ????
my god thats more than the amount of goals liverpool can score in the champions league in a group they started favourites in by the by
bet ya Torres wishes he had we’ll never die wrote on his armband now
I bet Tufty is absolutely going mental right now with his ban from commenting… He would have been on here in a flash to chastise Scott and all the rest of us for being “obsessed” with Pool.
As for me, I think its hilarious. Reading the comments on that pool site is hilarious.
Glad to see yet more publicity for KRAP!
Don’t worry Liverpool fans, Rafa will surely win the Europa League which is an extremely important and desirable trophy, don’t get on his back yet!
Viva La Rafulation
KRAP! LOL!
Steve
dont count on them winning it
they maybe drawn against fulham
who did a job on them already
Gerrard the leader of the criminal underclass aka scousers should have been watching Fiorentina from his prison cell.
A little bit of karmic justice this evening for Marcus McGee, much more to come in May hopefully.
Viva the Rafalution indeed.
Since when has everyone except my birthday the 24th November.
Me, January 11th. Captain Marvel’s birthday as well.
Rafa, Rafael, Rafa, Rafael, Rafa, Rafael, Rafael Benitez. Have faith in the Fat Spanish Waiter.
Great day. Owen with a grin on his face me thinks.
I am singing Are you watching Merseyside out loud as Man Utd have already get through to knock out stages
Looks like Steve G is walking alone tonight!
Their year…
I stumbled across this –
Dear John & Edward (Jedward),
Your ability to win over the public and even Simon Cowell, has made me look up to you. I hope you may be able to share your secrets with me- you were shite week after week but you kept surviving. I’m in a similar situation and need your help and advice. Hope you can help.
Yours truly …
Rafael Benitez
Liverpool FC Manager
Don’t worry Rafa, United fans will club together and buy you a new stadium
Here a direct quote from a Liverpool fan I got an email off from YouTube , the fa cup hasn’t even stared yet so how can you say Liverpool will win nothing this year” aim high young man
#19
(So one day before the infamous rant a mysterious phone call from OT plays out the biggest blockbuster in the football world!)
Agent Rafa
in:
Mission possible
“Your mission Agent Rafa should you choose to accept it is to state the fahcts and implode Liverpool FC’s title challenge ensuring that Man Utd win 18 league titles.”
Mission completed – well done Agent Rafa
Mission possible 2: The summer of discontent
(So after United have won title 18 and the summer begins another mysterious phone call but this time from the south of France, whilst the OT Chief is orchestrating winning back the CL and the 19th title!)
“Your mission Agent Rafa should you choose to accept it is to drag Liverpool into the gutter by either no signings or signings where players are either rubbish or cost 20 million plus and are medically unfit for at least half a season.”
Mission completed – Agent Rafa you truly have outdone yourself in the sequel
(So after United have sold Ronaldo – a world record fee for a virus to the biggest disease on the planet – Madrid – a mysterious phone call from Madrid rerouted through the OT Chief comes to Agent Rafa)
“Your mission Agent Rafa should you choose to accept it is to say one thing and do another for Liverpool. It is imperative that we see you bringing the glorious name of Liverpool down whilst at the same time saying what the Bartman says “I didn’t do it.” This should help your safe passage away from Anfield where Pellegrini will be sacked and you will become Madrid manager in charge of finding the antidote to the virus.”
Mission nearly completed. Liverpool are out of the CL. The virus needs an antidote and Agent Rafa must now find a way to get out alive from Anfield. Agent Rafa has brainwashed the Kop and Anfield but their seems to be a problem. The evil Jamie Redknapp has said some unfortunate things about Rafa on Sky Sports. Can Agent Rafa get back to Madrid in one piece?
Only time will tell fellow Reds.
Altogether now hum that Mission Impossible tune to your hearts content : )
HAHAHAHAHA
check Stevie Me’s blubbering face, Fuckin PRICELESS!
if they don’t make the top 4 their up shit creek regardless of money, top players want champions league football,players will want to leave and nobody will sign{assuming they have any to spend},look how fast leeds exploded no champions league football and a big debt.all top teams have a payroll based on champions league football you can go from the penthouse to the shithouse in a hurry
This is the highlight of my day. Fucking chuffed. Supporting KRAP all the way. keep the faith in the dippers guys. You can never rule them out, as we all know there’s a possibility that it’s their year.
Viva la rafalution!
MG
Good stuff. You dont seriously like the Mission Impossible’s. I like Cruise but M:I are so farfetched. Cruise’s best film is Vanilla Sky. Mainly because Cameron Diaz and the Radiohead (best band in the world except U2) song at the start.
Europa League. HeHe
this is their year, huh? so, how bad does it get when it’s not their year?
the dippers are making it too easy for us united faithful! what’s the next embarrassing thing to happen to the scum, stevie me gets accused of drunken assault? oh, wait…
I sent the endofparty link to a few of my scouse mates and they are fuming and their only response is that ‘We will not win anything this year because we haven’t replaced Ronaldo’…… hahahahahahahahahahaha…… They must have forgotten the fact that we currently have more points than we did last season and we don’t have to risk our players in Japan during the busy winter period…..
Scousers have the worst manager in history and they cant even afford to sack him……. Another hahahahahahahahahahahaha……. I’m literally in tears from laughter…………. Cant remember the last time that happened……..
Calm down, calm down ehgh!?!? Rafa’s class, Torres is Class and we could still do the Double! Senior Cup & Europa cup are trophys you lot couldn’t even dream of winning!!!
It’s argh yehgh, and don’t you mancs ferget it!
@kidmeister
im sure i read somewhere that it’ll cost them about £8m per round they missed out on, plus about £12-14 if they reached the final and then whatever else they would get for winning (obviously that wouldnt happen). id imagine the board wouldve banked on at least the quaters, given that theyve managed that every year sice the rafalution, so theyre probably about £16m under what theyd expect to be on.
for not qualifying next year that would cost them between £30-40m. Add that up, plus the £15m it will cost to sack rafa should they fail to finish fourth and that in my head makes them nearly £70m worse off than their board would have estimated! how they would make that back is beyond me – hopefully by selling us that ladyboy torres haha
Ladies and Gentlemen
On the night Liverpool crashed out of the CL, having been tipped for big things this year, the LiverpoolKop have already won the prize for best comment of the night.
Guest:
“I would stop supporting Liverpool if we end up like Chelsea sacking people left right and centre. If we are not in the top 4 by the end of the season I think it is safe to say he is gone, however that’s not all I want we need to start brining in some significant Silverware and I think giving 1 or 2 more seasons Liverpool can achieve this under Rafa.”
given 1 or 2 more seasons? that’s it, next year is liverpool’s year!
Read more: http://www.liverpool-kop.com/2009/11/10-reasons-why-europa-league-is-better.html#ixzz0XpWSRmPV
“Tell all the Scouse you know
We’re in the Champion’s League are they’re no.
We’ll be watching the Beeb
While they play Europa League
And it’s going to be four in a row!!”
Alternatively:
Tell all the Scouse you know
We’re in the Champion’s League and they’re no
We play on Wednesday nights
Cos the Europa League’s shite
And it’s going to be four in a row”
How about it guys, should we go for Torres and Gerrard?
We have enough money..
I would love to see the faces of my Liverpool mates if that would happen
Regarding how much it will cost the bastards.
i read somehwere (god wished i’d kept the Link) that if The scum went out then that would actually mean more money for the other English teams. Something about the english teams getting a certain percentage based on previous performance and number of teams and by the scum going out it just means that this pot would be divided 3 ways instead of 4
Now wouldn’t that be priceless those scum adding money to our coffrers?
i bet jamie carragher nicked that telly and will be pawnin it by lunch time tommorow
open invitation for everyone
http://www.lfc-endofseasonparty.com/
arsene wenger – Spot on.
And they STILL stand by the fat fucking clown. Can’t they see he is single handedly destroying their club? His post match interview was priceless. He “guarantee’s the fans 100% they will finish top 4″. Are you sure about that Rafa? If according to Stevie Me and the FSW the dippers “were excellent tonight” then I would hate to see them on a bad day.
Another thing. Why are all the dippers and MEDIA comparing them to Uniteds exit at the group stage a few years ago. They keep saying how we went on to win 3 titles and the Champions League. Do they seriously think this is some kind of omen and the vermin are gonna do the same? Not a fucking chance.
liverpool have zero flair, just a bunch of stevie-g water carriers, look at dirk kuyt and babel, despite bein a ridiculous looking pair they werent terrible players until they agreed to do nothing but get the ball to stevie me, if only torres would conform to them rules,i could see them sinking to a tenth place finish
liverpool are in serious trouble,the whole club from the secretary to the accountant, to the manager, they are desperate for the council to build them a stadium which to me is tiny club mentality, anfield is beyond repair and on the verge of being condemmed from what i hear,cant even carry an injured player up the tunnel on a stretcher due to health and safety at their ground because its a staircase,i can smell aleeds united coming on
now mickey owen can sing to his former shitty teammates, “madrid….madrid….you’re not going to madrid….”
Too soon to write them off in the EPL.
They’re about as far behind the 4th place team as UTD are behind the
RentBoyz – and they won’t have other distractions.
Despite all the chortling, glee, and schadenfreude, LiverPoo still have a core over excellent players but their defence is a shambles and their manager is myopic and tactically dense, despite the claims that he is a strategic mastermind.
I can see that the battle for 4th is going to be absorbing, but not to me – I’m looking forward to the battle for 1st, a four-peat, and 19.
Two good goals from Tosic tonight. Developing into a real talent. Bags of Skill, pace, excellent dribbler of the ball and a wicked shot. Will be in contention for a place on the left soon. Has bulked up as well and is stronger on the ball.
all dippers fans right now are hoping at least their current team can emulate 2000/01 season which so called ‘treble season’ – europa league (UEFA cup)+ FA cup + ???.where’s League cup..OMG
Love for every year to be their year. If all of their years are gonna be as good as this.
Long Live the Rafalution!!
Hahahahahahahahahaha
OMG this is incredible….The look on my Scouser-supporting colleague at office is priceless….Thank Lord for Rafa Benitez….Go on son…you can do better…how about relegation, I am sure you have the balls to get the vermin relegated. Come on Rafa; show us your real QUAAAAAALITY!!
fucking brilliant. THIS IS LIVERPOOLS YEAR. hahahahahah
fuckin mugs.
hahaha
http://forums.liverpoolfc.tv/showthread.php?t=141813
Anfield Road is coming down
Anfield Road is coming down
It’s gonna be an Asda car-park
Anfield Road is coming down!
Ah. They suck so bad, they almost aren’t worthy enough to shower under my pee.
Maybe Manuel should consider switching sporting codes at the club so maybe they do better at the club.
Liverpool fucking Lawn bowling perhaps
Burn Liverpool, burn!
On the other hand, we must never be complacent. We must ensure our legacy continues and hopefully the Glazers will begin to repay our debts…
love it!!!!
dippers hitting their all time low, and still more to come!!
TORRES, pack your kit and come on over to Manchester!!!
rofl
Dimitar Berbatov is King Said
manchester united is m debt but so Is that other thing …… What’s it called???? Oh yeah the world
it’ll be all over the news today the money Liverpool will lose out on going out of the chpions league from now to the final there is 30-40 million to be made and the final is 10-40 million in itself depending on gate bigs teams playing and if you win, how much money is this club in severe debt is making in 2 years in on comp not to mention 2 premierships a world champion ship a carling cup a new record breakin sponsership deal and the fact that they are Manchester united and every game bar 1 has been on tele and makes more money than any other sports club in the whole world
Message from Corrie kid (aka fiorentina striker)
‘good luck in the carling cup of Europe, I did not realise
how much my two goals would fuck you up (I’m so sorry)
I would like to play against you again so hopefully I will
sign for Manchester united just like my idol Diego Forlan
( we already have something in common – mr carragher tried
to pinch our buttocks but we were too fast for him – and also
we alone showed u up) I’m so sorry
Stop obssessing about that lot.Makes us look bad!
What’s the similarity between a £1 note and Liverpool FC?…..
Neither have been any use in England for decades, and both are fucking useless in Europe.
That look on Gerrard’s face is the one we should have seen in the dock.
Breaking News:
Benethus is, according to a spanish website, still in belief that there are some possibilities that L’pool can make it to the latter stages of Champions League. He’s been calculating on this all night and have now given his thoughts on how L’pool still can make it:
- After studying the Fiorentina game, Beneathus is more than sure that the game must be replayed so that the result would be more fair.
- Beneathus is extremly irritated by the officials giving Lyon and some other teams the possibility to score in the dying minutes of the match. Liverpool recons that the late goals was unfair and they should never been allowed. A complaint is prepared for delivery to the UEFA board.
- Due to “bodyoverheating”, Beneathus was not fit for the Lyon game at Anfield and the game should’ve never been played. A doctor confirmed that the game was about to get postponed, but he didnt get any reactions from Beneathus face when trying to check his form. Beneathus still thinks this match should have been postponed so a complaint will be given.
Good luck Beneathus, cheer up, you’ll have some nice train journeys down central and eastern europe next year (You won’t have money to spend on flying would you?)
RE:Gotta hate tiny tears
Totally agree, peeps seem to forget what you mentioned, also the revenue from the sale of CR, and the annul profits, and the profit from the Summer tour (£23M I think)
jespermoses………. are you Tufty in disguise?
We are poking fun at our rivalsss……. and if they weren’t so comical than we wouldn’t be on their case………. Did you think they left us alone when we lost to them, to Barcelona and when we sold Ronaldo???? NOOOOOOOOO……. They were all over OUR blog kicking shit in our faces………… Not to mention the bitters as well……….
So all of us are just venting that anger we felt when those trolls were on OUR blog and talking shit about OUR team……. If you do not feel the need to respond than click on to another blog………..
knightsmith
I taught I wrote about the sale of Ron but I must have forgot
there is also the saving of money by not getting that gready City sub
also that one game that was not on british tv was a carling cup game
the turn out for the pre-season was like something the beatles went through
thou Sir Alex could of sent park over there on his own and it would of been a success
they only time to get worried about debt is if you get knocked out Europes top league early and get yourself into a state that you may not get into it next year, and just an add on I read for a liverpool fan last night that even if they dont get a top 4 place they can get into the champions league by winning the european cup junior …. what makes them think they have resorces to win a knock out league
the biggest money final to win in European football is the championship playoffs, for a club also in Debt ,thou people dont want to talk about THAT in the media, with plans of an old trafford of there own to buy to make less money than West Brom in May is somehing Liverpool fans should be worried about.
They only have 1 player who can change a game and thats stevie me
who will be basking in the spanish or italian sun this ime next year
Torres has fantastic one shot one goal skill
but he’s so Injury pron and doesnt have any type of leadership in him to pull a team to a draw or win, that lies with stevie me
Buying Torres would be great to stick it to the dippers
but whats the difference with what he can give a team than what Saha gave Unted…. and he was sold
I cant stand the way Chelsea act
I hate leeds scum
but Ive grown up a United fan With George Best and Norman Whiteside on my wall and I loved playing liverpool
when fixtures come out its the first dates I find
I dont have a vile hate for liverpool I have football rival hate and it must be sad for any boxer to see a sparing partner for all these years show up in such bad physical health.
Liverpool are falling apart on the pitch on the bench In the board room
sacking people who’ve been doing there job for years and giving there job to a fat manager who cant do it all because his self Image is so bad as a manager because Weinger gets more control than him and mr Ferguson gets more power than the both of them. What arsene wenger has done as a manager in England is ureal the guy is going to be so hard to replace at that club,and do I even need to mention what Sir Alex has done in management , and because this fat fuck bitched and moaned till he got his own way playing petty fighting owners off each other is shock in the business world, football is a business and Liverpool is the WCW of football once proud and head and shoulders above the rest but shit backward and nonesencical actions aswell as a whole heep of EGO made it lose millions till it fell apart till its now a story how it once had a fantastic name that sponcers would outbid each other for months to get part of to a name that had been dragged through the mud once to many times,
LET THEM KNOW ITS CHRISTMAS TIME
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cO_EtyOGjyo
*shrug*
It will make me happier to know that the club is not so much in debt to be honest. However, let them burn.
@Laos Red
I just think it shows a lack of class thats all.We’re bigger than that and shouldn’t give a fuck about Liverpool.
This is a United blog not a anti- Liverpool blog.It just seems everytime I come on here there is another entry concerned with Liverpool.
I cant be arsed reading about them unless they are challenging us or we’re about to play them.
RE: Gotta hate tiny tears
Big loves to Emily bless her! My first grandchild is a week old today, and she hates the scousers already!
jespermoses
This is a manchester united blog for manchester united fans
but been a football fan is all about opinin
which breaths rivals
Liverpool City or fucking Leeds failings is news for Manchester United fans
yes your right it shouldnt turn up as a joke and a laugh on manutd .com but on a fans blog is its right place
where fans laugh and joke at the expence of our rivals failings
knightsmith
Congrates sir
A scouser who works with me called in sick today. I wonder why?
Xyth
Please dont come on to this site with bullshit trying to get yourself noticed , thats why tufty was banned
A scouser with a job, would you ever stop with the lies
Titter Titter . . .
http://www.lfc-endofseasonparty.com/
@Gotta Hate….
Dont patronise me with your mantd.com shite.
I just think it puts that lot(Liverpool) up on a pedal stall they dont deserve.
LOL GHTT
I am at my desk in stitches… I was wondering why you were having a go at Xyth…
Whilst I see the merit in waht Jespermoses is saying, it’s just so much fun to watch the scousers suffer… but they will always have the Europa league right?
@Gotta hate tiny tears
Have to disagree with you mate. We have a story here staying the scouse obsession continues.
http://therepublikofmancunia.com/and-the-scouse-obsession-continues/
Then we have our own story about Liverpool on this blog.
It’s a bit hypocritical if you ask me.
I love Xyth
AlphaRS
that was wrote about a film made about liverpool slagging united in the middle of it
If you cant come onto a blog to laugh at the failing of rivals where do you go?
thats a real question by the way, I want to know
and @jespermoses
why would I patronise you
I saying manutd .com is our offical website and should stand above anyting like the welcome to manchester poster thing because its the offical club
but it needs to be laughed at somewhere
AlphaRS – Liverpool get knocked out of the CL so we have a post laughing at them for it. Liverpool win the CL in 2005 and make a film about it… but then include a whole feature about Sir Alex Ferguson and Gary Neville.
If United got knocked out of the CL with a game still to play in the group stages, Liverpool blogs would also post laughing at us for it. But when we win the European Cup, do we make films about it and include a feature about Benitez or Gerrard or anything else to do with Liverpool? Course not!
Fucking hell we are duty bound to mock the Scousers. Got sick of the likes of Cally and the geezer with the handicapped son coming on here last season taking the piss out of United. Fuck the vermin bastards. They deserve all they get on here.
gotta hate – great post at 10.39am
Laughing at them makes us look bad??? Maybe if we hadn’t won anything either I would somewhat agree, but those cunts TAKE EVERY OPPORTUNITY to stuff any negative United result in our faces. And we are supposed to be the ‘bigger man’???
C’mon mate, have a laugh, watch a comedy spoof (Skysports from last night perhaps – haha) and get off YOUR high horse!
Mwahahahahahahaha @ LoserPool
aaahhh, That feels good.
@ King Eric,
I rememmber those pricks coming here relentlessly!! They are definately reading this with nothing but total utter shame stopping them from retaliating & I love it!!!
KRAP
oh they planning end season party early coz they already finish lol. its no fun to have a party in may when the joy long forgotten. long live rafa.
This is serious melt down time for the scousers!! No Champions League which is bad enough financially this year but will be even worse next year if they don’t finish in the top four, which they won’t! Gerrard and Mascherano will be off in the summer ( Torres too will start looking around no matter how loyal he is to Benetiz) and the team will be completely fucked on and off the pitch. What will make matters worse is playing in the mickey mouse Europa League over the next few months — this will be seriously depressing for them and physically draining – crap matches, lots of travelling etc for a meaningless trophy. At least when we went out of the CL in 05 we didn’t have to play in the UEFA Cup (Europa League predecessor) so we could actually concentrate on the league.
I have a feeling this could be a bigger meltdown than Leeds – heres hoping.
@Ghtt
That was brilliant mate.
http://www.lfc-endofseasonparty.com/
Scott I nearly got sick laughing when you mentioned the KRAP campaign.I think it may have been me who started this on an Irish forum about 5 weeks ago or else great minds just think alike.
http://pitchandputtforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=3577
sorry try this link:
http://pitchandputtforum.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=3577
My scouse mate just said to me they dont mind going out of the CL because they have already accomplished 50% of their goal for this season which is to defeat United home and away……. What a looser comeback statement from a looser mentality supporter of a looser club….. My reply to him was, you might have won the battle but we will win the war AGAIN!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahaah…… now i cant find him any where…..
Scott: you saved my day, the seasonendparty is fuckin hilarious, i laughed my ass off here in the office!! absolutely brilliant!!
I just don’t get it…
Man United fans watch Man United TV
Chelsea fans watch Chelsea TV
Arsenal fans watch Arsenal TV
But why do Liverpool fans watch the History Channel?