As sure as you can be that United fans will chant “Champions of England! Champions of Europe!”, you will always certainly hear the song for our neighbours down the road. Poor old City fans eh? I’m sure they are the only club who would be able to manage fucking this gift of a situation up. After breaking the British transfer fee record to bring in Robinho, City have found themselves in the relegation zone at times this season, and are now just five points away from the drop zone, after losing to the ten men of Stoke at the weekend.

They couldn’t tempt Kaka, not for all the money in the World, but they have managed to lure Wayne Bridge and Craig Bellamy!

So willing are we to share in City’s misery, MancuniaMerchandise.com is selling the “City going down” products at a discounted price. Considering there is also a 14.2% sale on the shop until tomorrow as well, pricing some shirts at as little as £7.30, how can you resist…




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