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When is this misery going to end?
hahahahaMMMMMMUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA!
WHY ALWAYS US?
The moment I saw that on TV I knew this pix would be posted here……priceless!
“You can’t buy class “
Keep Wankini and Balotelli and keep the laughs coming
Warwick,
what are u? a natural predictor..
15 minutes back u said new thread will be up and here you go..
may be STR in disguise
Hello friends, a great day to be a Man Utd fan!!!! As is any day!!!!
8 points up 6 to play, 3 home and 3 away!!!!!
Khaldoun is thinking ‘What the fuck have we gotten ourselves into’
These are just way to funny “this is how it feels ” 3 happy goons .
Humble pie is a dish best served cold away from home,with a Bagotelly topping.
Oh no
We purchased the wrong Manchester club
Issa okay no, United will still do draw.
Scholesy,
Man of match yesterday but got Rio to collect champagne and when fans were cheering him at final whistle he ran off down the tunnel. Class act that shuns the limelight
Learn from the legend you cross town cunts…
The Arabs forgot to read this sign when purchasing city:
When inside there is no going back out again from here.
I’d look like that as well if I had their bank balance.
I’ll bet the guy who advised Monsour to buy shitty is buried somewhere in the Desert with his throat slit.
They’ll just have to plough billions more into the shite hole of a club.
A great spring day here in the promised land of milk and honey. Iowa has the Missouri River on one side and the Mississippi on the other. Land so fertile water so abundant. I just want to recognize the ease of life I enjoy, a Roman Senator would be a step down for most middle class Americans. Thermostatically controlled environments in house and car. I sit here and type to people world wide. Thanks for all this. and GO ROONEY!!! HE FUCKING SCORES AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Emirates
Etihad
Hello Zibster,
whatz wrong with Rooney? always scores the panties on his left? is that the only trade hez got? come on
Why so serious, what happened?!?
That guy behind is attempting suicide with his fingers. He’d give a fortune for a gun.
We were desperate to get Scholes back were we Vieira you deluded money grabbing whore…
Mark my words fellas, the bitters will fail to beat West Brom, they have totally capitulated
MG,
the icing on the cake was Poznan by the Gunners ;P
Those fucks in that picture truly believe they are entitled to all their wealth!!! A family worth a trillion fucking dollars, like divinity on earth. When will theses multi-billionaires get it they are lucky fucks and need to share or the masses will have their heads!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Even fuckin Mona Lisa doesn’t look that miserable. Bet the Arabs wished they had spent their money on horses now, instead of donkeys. Weep you bastards HA Ha Ha .
What are the facts on this dressing room bust up rumor?
Was it Balotelli or the Owners throwing the punches?
Starting from top left.
How does the Jury vote on Man city’s title challenge?
1. Guilty
2. Guilty
3. Guilty
4. Guilty
5. Guilty
6. Guilty
Ladies and Gentlemen the Jury have spoken. It is a guilty verdict of failure. The court has spoken.
Sir Alex Ferguson you may rise
Sandeep
What a sight that was from our Gooner friends – I hope they get there CL place lol
Manchester United’s youngsters beat Bayern Munich 2-0 in Amsterdam at the Aegon Future Cup.
Just feel good to be alive today had another health scare and find myself clear for now. No need to bore with the medical stuff, had a wonderful Easter Sunday with family friends and love ones!
How about those Cubs!!!!
Cissé becomes 4th player this season to score in 5 consecutive EPL matches, joining Rooney, Van der Vaart and Robin van Persie.
The woman is thinking…
God United look sexy all of a sudden.
Zibbie – hope all is well
19
Read that Barcelona scored 161 goals this season, a La Liga history..
just makes me wonder, how shit the other clubs in the league have been..
plus the very existing diving antics, penalty winning adds to the total..
Winning the game at any cost is a bitch…
Don’t know why they’re down in the dumps for. In their heads, they’re still top. Tevez is top scorer Balotelli is leading the way sportsmanship. Mancini has just won his 6th manager of the month awards. Aguero and Silva have signed new long term deals. The Bluemoon forum has overtaken the RoM for popularity. Alls well on the wastelands! ps the moral cloud really does wonders for the mind.
Like a supper model who can’t orgasm. A Lamborghini that does not run, Great disappointments.
The guy in the top middle is thinking:
When can I tell the Arabs I’m gay?
19 thanks it is. Just aging.
Top left is thinking:
When can I tell the Arabs that I’m in love with the guy next to me
Willie,
what up Irish hero?
The Gooner directors even tried to make them feel more at home by leaving empty seats behind them.
Jimmy James
Great to see you here again mate…..
Willie
You are morally correct pal
Aren’t we all Zibbie…
Sheikhy bottom left is thinking:
Allah please forgive manchester city and curse United please please please
Northwalesred & MG
Cracking stuff
Bottom middle is thinking:
Do I look like I’m fucking amused! What the fuck! Do I amuse you you fucking prick! You fucking motherfucker you! Am I funny! Funny the fuck how?
Bottom right is thinking:
I can’t live in Manchester anymore, I want to go back home, it’s not sunny enough around here!
Dello Sport
Balotelli apologizes: “Sorry to disappoint you because I love Mancini. Do not want to miss the national team.”
That’s an apology??
19 exactly, be happy for what I have. And I have people I love and they love me. My Irish grandfather told my mother. A wealthy man upon his death is the man who can count 5 true friends. If I die today, I die a wealthy man.
Cedars
Evening Cedars
Never knew a picture could create as many jokes as it did!
Guy behind the woman
Why the fuck can’t I wank on this fucking team!
No fucking pleasure at all –
Zibbie well don’t die yet we got a lot of things to do
19
The guy in the middle has got his pretend gun ready to shoot Ballotelli when he comes in range
LOL @ the guy on the right.
Cedars
I’m back home now mate.
Thanks for the shout out yesterday.
SAF has asked for the fans to get behind the team for the run in. He obviously doesn’t know about our stewards.
You’ll get your Mike Bumblebees making the arguement that City are getting closer each season. And the points gap certainly points towards that.
However, I am quite certain that when Mansour took over the reigns 4 years ago, his goals were more ambitious than this. Having held them off this long, and God knows how much more they’ve spent than us in the last 4 years, one has to wonder how much patience is left in Mansour.
Sandeep – Evening pal!
Having read the blog for a while, Balotelli wanted to copy one of our ‘posters’ in his statement…
‘I wholeheartedly apologize if I caused any offense, believe me I did not mean it’
The guy behind the women has a remote control device that runs 6 wireless but plugs and he turned it off.
Cedars
Costas
He’s spent over a Billion – his investment might not only be about football, after all they are business men – so I’m thinking they get a piece of the action by regenerating the area outside the emptihad and work themselves from there
You could argue that Roman wants to do the same moving from SB – that is the only way to get money back.
HE SCORES GOAALSS
paul scholes paul scholes
Guy bottom right looks like he is about to start crying and the one top left is thinking “that’s the last time I wear my scarf in this way again!”
Seriously though, I don’t hate city, like I do the dippers. On some level, i still don’t regard them as proper title rivals to us. I think of them as our annoying little cousin. Couple of slaps should do the trick. Even if they’d won the league this season(ha ha 8points) that still doesn’t equate to our standing. That could change in the coming years, but for now, they don’t measure up. I know some of the lads from Manchester will disagree. They have to bump into city fans from time to time, so I can understand their pov.
Townsend ‘I really believe Torres is getting back to his best, I really do’
REALLY??
What does Andy see that us mere blind mortals don’t? Stupid idiot
Bottom Middle: Fat Mourinho.
http://i.imgur.com/KQ3uf.jpg
This Willie
His posts are getting longer no?
Cedars
Can Torres score in FIFA 12 or FM 12?
Cedars who are they anyway?
Off Topic
Carrick has competed 90% of all passes he’s attempted in the league this season.
A master of positioning, he has made 64 interceptions. Thats almost 3 a game.
‘He only ever passes sideways and backwards’
Not true. Carrick has attempted more forward passes this season than his combined backwards and square tallies. He also plays a higher percentage of forward passes than Luka Modric, David Silva or Yaya Toure.
MG
I think what Willie doing is, he writes his usual one liners but does not post it, he keeps writing and saving till its a paragraph then he posts it! ha ha
James
Carrick is shit mate
Someone’s left their fingers behind. (Top Seat right)
United players with fear of height were told not to look down the table to see were shitty are
@MG
Probably yeah. Not the only ones to do so mind you. I believe the Glazers also purchased a piece of land around Old Trafford. As far as investing in the team is concerned, he’ll have to be disappointed that they haven’t won the title yet. You can never know for sure with them, but I doubt they have many big money signings left in them.
The lass looks like she could use a shag. Bet that box is dustier than an Emirates trophy cabinet.
Bottom right just sharted and is planning an early exit to the pisser before hitting the gates. The ride home was going to be uncomfortable regardless.
Middle bottom is wondering who shat themselves.
Bottom left is crunching numbers, figuring how James Milner and Gareth Barry cost so much fucking money.
Middle top is definitely looking to kill himself as he was the driving force behind signing Milner and Barry.
Top left is Cesc Fabregas’ long lost Arab brother.
Cedars
Willie is finally getting into this writing thing
Costas
It will be interesting to see how they can go on a transfer binge knowing the fair play rules cannot be sustained
The other problem they have is that all of them are on stupid wages who the fuck could afford to pick it up – the players would have to take a loss of epic proportions.
I read somewhere Aguero is on 400,000 a week?
OMG!
The womans thinking…….does Arteta play for us?
Would love to be in the boardroom when Mankweeny has to face the music.
He’s gonna feel as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit, I just hope they don’t
sack the muppet and get somebody who knows what they’re doing.
The bloke in the middle with his hands together……..how much for Arteta?
@MG
Really? That explains how they convinced him to join them, lol. And I thought Yaya Toure was their highest paid player.
It’s also a badly constructed squad. Full of CMs and strikers. Yet when Kolo Toure and Lescott (both of whom are bad enough as it is) are out their replacement is Savic. Oh dear.
Union Jack
Fuckin brilliant lol.
Costas
I do believe that Lord Alan Sugar tweeted it yesterday
Willie
Back to the one liners!
Woman is thinking
Well give that goal scorer 500,000 a week and Arsenal 30 million for the transfer
Everyone else are thinking if she’s making sense, but then they’ve done it already so why not?
Norwich fan on Talksport, “Grant Holt scored at Old Trafford” Hmm, didn’t we win that game 2 0? He scored at their ground though. Decent enough player, but International class? Not sure…
The whole group a thinking, I’m pretty sure this isn’t the right way to do the Poznan?!
We score when we want, we score when we waaaaant…… Oh hang on, no we don’t. I love how the Poznan has now become a universal piss take that’s come back to bite them on there arse!
Balotelli issues an apology through his agent? Does he also breast feed you Mario?
MG – I go with the flow mate.
Chelsea fans singing ‘who the fuck are Barcelona’ ha ha ha
You’ll soon find out!
Grant Holt international class?
Lord help me. I guess I’m just going to have to come to grips with living in a world where Andy Carroll costs 35 million
Willie
Truly the force is with you
Mike
Isn’t it lovely when opposing teams do the Poznan
It seems Papii is still trying to find city’s bottle
MG
The irony! I truly hope we get to do it at the Emptyhad on the 30th!!
It’s going well for Ravel at West Ham.
Pogba’s got more minutes, hasn’t he? 
Bloody hell, the renties are utter garbage
Fat frankie gets 150 goals.
Ass
Evening Willie
Ravel? Was he that lad who had the world at his feet and decided he’d rather try and fuck things up in London?
Cedars – barca must be shitting in their pants at the prospect of facing the KGB .
Mikey – Ok pal? Yeah, he wanted test out his thug persona in landan! Fergie will fight for you if you’re willing to put the work in. He done it Cantona and Keano. Says everything, he wouldn’t do it for Morrison.
Redbilly
Too right mate, Pep and his players were watching this match, he had to switch it off when he saw his team trembling with fear
Dempsey you fucking beauty
Nice defending rent boys ha ha.
Are you watching Manchester?!?!? Not actually, I’m watching knocked up!
Hey hey hey my fellow Reds, just back from my travels to rainy old England. Caught the United and City games at airports and a pub near airport.
Let me just say one thing which is often not fully appreciated, this Club, United is a fucking legend in its on right, forget anything else. At pub near airport in Malindi watching the United match there were about 100 United fans crammed in there all of us watching the match to the very last minute we could before bolting for flights. Great banter. City fans – zero.
Got off plane in Nairobi in transit, caught part of the match with a bunch of guys and gals from all over the world, United fans out numbered everyone – the mood was great, people booing every City touch, great banter. That is what it feels like to be United.
You can go to bloody Timbuktu or Outer Mongolia and say “Good Morning” or “Hello” and get a blank look, try saying “Manchester United” – and the other person start nodding will go – ah…”United”. more people know United than Hello. Club. Fucking. Legend.
I gotta love the looks on the faces, Abu Dabi and Dubai (Emirates) hate each other, AD see themselves as superior as their bailed Dubai out, this will hurt them in a personal way, to be bum raped in front of their regional rivals, damn that must hurt!
Now for 30! Once we get 20 in the bag – it’s not in the bag yet, but hey do I see a City come back? Hello no, there may be fewer points in it come the end of the season, but SAF will make sure that we keep our foot on Citays neck and cruise all way to the finishing line…..yeeee ha!
MG
I couldn’t find it, I went to all the clubs in Stockport and no sign mate
Searched high and low and as far and wide as possible…no City Bottles to be found.
Hell I even did the tour around G.Barry, its called “Around the World in 80 days”, No sign there as-well, no sign of bottles orbiting him, there was no cups either, but I did find plates.
Anyways I gave up and headed to OT and asked about the City Bottle and the tour guide said “The United Cups are to your 2nd right, if that’s what you mean.”
Its impossible, we need that City Bottle over at United, Why Always Us ?
A bummer the game on Emptihad wont mean jack shit. On the other hand, will be fun to see jokes of players like Tevez, Barry, Milner, Nasri Savic and the rest. May u all get long contracts with Shitty. U all deserves eachother. Can´t buy heart, can´t buy an effort from someone that have their pockets full of gold. There is only one team in Manchester!!!!! Fuck off Shitty fuckin billionaires!!!
Choice right now lads, Dempsey, or Cisse?
NBI Red Onion – You caught the United, city games at airports? You must have big hands mate.
@ Willie – big hand and you know what else….
Mike
When you do the Poznan at the Emptihad I’ll salute you – just don’t forget to put on your back:
“For MG”
Papii
It will come Papii – I’m sure it will come
Chelsea are relly bad, but what will people say if Chelsea meet Bayern in the finale? How will they explain that a crap team from EPL beats Barca.
Wont happen, but could….
The only way Chelsea could be Barca is physically, Barca players are two foot tall, it would be like spanking your kid
Anyone else think Dempsey is exactly what we need? I think he is class
MG
Star Trek !
You Man City legend, keep going and you’ll soon join their elite development thingy-jig.
NBI
Welcome back mate, spot on about the rivalry between AD and Dubai, they do hate each other. AD have the oil and money whilst the ruling family in Dubai have jack shit and are drenched in international debt, which like you say made the Arse win yesterday all the more significant in that part of the world
Going back to the “who would get into our squad from Shitty”.
I’d gladly take Hart,Kompany,Yaya, Silva and Aguero. But only Kunt and Silva would make the starting XI.
From Arsenal I’d take Sagna and thats it it….RVP doesn’t impress me.
From Chelsea….Ramires and Sturridge.
From Liverpool….Just Martin Squirtle.
Papii
I only have eyes for one team
Thanks for that Cedars.
The only player I would like in a United shirt is Xavi
Seriously
@ Cedars
Hey mate, thanks! Yeah Dubai must have celebrated like they won the world cup and camel Olympics, closest they will get to collective orgasm! Enjoying catching up and reading some of your comments on the other thread, quite a lot of good banter on there…! Good times man, really looking forward to the next few games, good to see our players back, hope Nani gets a few games. Would like to see what Pogba can do with Cleverly if we win the league with a few games to spare – I mean, when we win the league after thrashing Cittay in their own living room while they dial 911 begging for mercy…my fantasy, a Roma style thrashing masterclass of one touch footie, with final ball shoved up Tevez ass, of course he may not notice.
I’d take Samantha Brick and throw her overboard! Nice personality though…
The two players I would like at United are Bale on left wing and Oxlade-Chamberlain if he turns out to be the star he looks. Ofcourse, Xavi and Ronaldo back would be good too. But we have some good youngsters coming through, all those little bastards better sign.
NBI
Camel Olympics and collective orgasms ha ha ha Loved the last line, fucking hilarious!
Willie
You’re welcome mate, thanks for the thanks!
I would personally second Willie and help him along with his quest.
I disagree about her personality – bloody arrogant
Also haven’t seen our man the rebel Ravel Morrison get a start at West Ham, he has hardly featured, correct me if I am wrong, maybe he got arrested again. Poggers take note before we bitch slap your ass.
Dempsey for United?
You can only beat a team physically if you can get anywhere near them. Barca will bamboozle them with passing accuracy, movement and messi like they’ve done to many.
Costas is on the Dempsey bandwagon! Ha ha.
Don’t take the Papiss! 
MG
I’ve applied for a city ticket (which I won’t get) but I will be doing everything in my power to get hold of one! If I do and we are champions I will gladly wear an MG on the back of my shirt.
Wouldn’t have anyone from those bitter blue fuckers!!
@ samuel – exactly man, so the only thing Chelsea can do is actually beat them up in the tunnel or something, as Chelsea players used to mug old ladies in allys before turning pro they may be up to the task, it will be like swatting oompa loompas, JT’s dad can also try to smuggle some coke into their orange juice and fanta, and JT may even shagg one of their wives at half time. That is the only tactic that can work.
come on liam and noel, sing your song.
tooday is gunna be the day,
we concede thetitle back to you
by now city realise that there not as good as you
i dont believe that anybody believes the trophy will ever go blue
because we’re shite..
but maybe the camel jockeys money can save me
but it wont
@willie
Cisse is a flash in the pan, just like Yeboah!
Not saying that Dempsey would be the next Scholes, but he could be a quick fix until Tom and Pogba (if he stays) find their feet at the club.
Just saw the highlights of all the games that were played today and here are my observations:
1) Everton and Norwich will finish above R’pool. I would love to see Moyes manage a club who actually have money to splurge because I truly believe the only thing that is holding him and Everton back from winning trophies are the financial resources. If he got money to spend then I think he could actually turn Everton into a top 4 team.
2)Bolton absolutely battered Newcastle and yet Newcastle won 2-0. I tip Newcastle to finish 4th because Spurs look like bottling it big time and Chelsea have got their eyes on the CL crown (LOL).
3)Talking about Chelsea, I did not see their match but based on the highlights, I see them getting spanked left, right and centre by Barcelona. May God save the Rent boys.
@ Costas – dude cannot see your Dempsy point, I am sure you have some stats tucked into your lunch box to prove me wrong, but the guy is a poor mans whatever we got already.
We still have to play and win several matches. We are far form home and dry. Focus and concentration on the task at hand is paramount. This current team has yet to fully gain my trust. I love ‘em , but I will not relax at all yet. Let’s see the job done and then we can celebrate.
Anyone else saw Ben Arfa’s goal today? Messi or even Maradona like!
Mike
That for me would be the event of the year
LSR
We must introduce you to Samuel mate, you two have a lot in common! ha ha ha
Cedars
Saw the goal. He just ran in a straight line. Pretty awful defending. Good turn of pace though.
Cedars. Hi Mate. Yeah, I saw Ben Arfa’s goal. Great burst of pace and a lovely finish. That Andrew ‘Twirling Twat’ Pardew has assembled quite a good squad. Like I mentioned in my recent post, I tip Newcastle to finish 4th.
By the way have City been to “Sports Direct Arena”(yuck) or are they yet to go there? If they are yet to go there then that’s another 3 points gone for City.
Mike
I know mate, I was taking the piss….. Got the fuckers going on about it in the studio like it was goal of the century
Sign above shitty’s dressing room door ” Abandon hope all ye who enter here”
Utd4life
The bitters have yet to go to Newcastle my friend and I agree they have assembled a decent squad… Still cannot stand Pardew though
Barcelona will beat Chelsea so bad, they’ll think they’re back in the womb!
Cedars… Taking the piss, thats just not like you haha. I think he engaged his anti tackle force field when he started his run!! Good little player though.
How the fuck can you not trust this team, that are 8 clear of the self proclaimed mini Barcelona? Said last night, it’s fucking over. Would have to be a crazy turnaround for the bitters to win the league. It’s not going to happen. Them cunts don’t have the heart for it. We’ve one hand on the premiership trophy and the other hand is just about to reach round!
Mike
Agreed, decent little player no doubt, lots of trickery and good delivery. As for taking the piss, I only fluke one like once a year or so! ha ha ha
Cedars. Thanks for the confirmation mate. Even I cannot stand Pardew, especially his celebrations. That twirl annoys the shit out of him.
Willie
I would bet my house that even after we win it mathematically we would still have some coming on here saying they don’t trust that the players have strong enough arms to lift the trophy!
Willie
What’s this about a reach around??!!
Newcastle finishing 4th would be a nice change of scenery. Imagine a Ch.League without Liverpool and Chelsea, lol. But I can’t see it happen. At some point their inexperience will cost them.
Cedars – I can slightly understand some still being cautious, but United won’t let this slip now. Once we hit the summit, I thought we’d win it.
I seem to remember several intelligent individuals posting on here saying that the title would be won before the derby which is still very much a possibility. I tend to be a cautious soul when United is concerned and wish with all my United loving heart we win this year!
Mikey – You’re reaching there mate?
Willie
Gotta love a reach around !!
Mike
Challenging me on the piss taking front? ha ha ha I know one of them so called intelligent posters on some sort of a personal level
Fat Frank gesturing to the Fulham fans when he scored lol. Fucking prick!
@ Cedars I have alot of fun celebrating wins and being 8 points up. But this team is consistently inconsistent. We have grown and gotten much better. But when the job is ALMOST done , not done. after we clinch I will light a Cuban and enjoy it. Till then we have asses to kick and names to take.
Cedars
You know him very well pal. Kudos to you and everyone else who kept the faith and predicted what many others thought impossible at a time when tensions were high. Unbending, unreserved faith in the boys. I salute you.
LSR
Would have to disagree my friend, something like 9 wins out of the last ten games is hardly inconsistent
Consistently Scholes!
Mike
Ditto pal……
Right folks, pissing off to bed….Enjoy your RED dreams, the mere sight of Paddy lifting it
Lads- access to bluemoon is available. Now I know some critisize about visiting other clubs blogs but a comedy blog is exempt. True pearls of wisdom. The plan is to ousting us at the shittyhad , show the world we are massive
@ Cedars Our run has been awesome and fun. Our clean sheets and wins speak for themselves. We are the best team right now. I want to maintain that focus, that’s all. And see us over the finish line. Now is not the time to think it is all over. Six matches, eighteen points. We get past City in good shape the party is on. Remember we are building for more than the EPL. I want to see them dead and buried. Then I will party like it’s 1999.
Well then
Time to go myself
Night Cedars Night United
19/20
Ferdinand and Evans starting the next 10 league games has helped us in terms of consistency. Fergie admitted that himself yesterday. It’s been a very good second round thus far with 11 wins, 1 draw and 1 loss. But like LoneStarRed said. The title isn’t won yet. I’ve heard the phrase “United won’t throw it away” time and time again since Sunday, but look at how quickly City’s lead evaporated. Lets first get the 3 wins we need and then the party will start.
Manchester United always do it the hard way. Don’t let arrogance get in the way of confidence. One match at a time. Cup Final #6 is Wednesday versus Wigan.
Still 18 points up for grabs against teams who still have plenty much to play for (except Sunderland).
WillieRedNut – if united win the next 3 games then it is over
*The last 10 games* I mean, lol.
They (Maktoums) can rule e middle east for all I care. They have pittless fortune to even rule e world. But one thing’s for sure, they can’t rule Manchester cos Manchester is red n we do Wat we want! 20 looms large!!
City won’t be clawing back 8 points. They’re more likely to drop points, than gain any. People can say whatever like to convince themselves it isn’t quite over yet. All I’m doing is counting the days to the 20th league title for United. If we don’t it at the wastelands, so be it. If not, so what. We’re gonna win it, that’s the main thing. And all the bile spouted by the ABU cunts, that this is the worst United team in years, can fuck right off. Pack a jealous bastards, they are. 19/20
When Hatem Ben Arfa scored that goal, everyone in my house screamed…..
“That was like Messi and Maradona”
I shouted “That was more like Giggsy, have you seen the old fella? He’s been doing those runs since Messi and Maradonna was in nappies”
Was greeted by a warm awkward silence
Maradonna’s still in nappies? Dunno why I said that, but it would be a funny sight
Wigan, Villa, Everton!! 9 points please!!
James21 @ 21:23. Excellent points about Michael Carrick’s passing. It seems to me that he is more comfortable partnering TheGingerNinja this season – why ? Better understanding ?? Or is Scholes playing a bit further forward this time ???
Pele’s on Twitter? George Best>>>>>>>>>>>>>Pele
Any Mastercard ads on Pele’s twitter?
That’s 4 point in 3 days for Chelsea thanks to ref decisions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3eJtuu5sC4&feature=g-upl&context=G2733d57AUAAAAAAAAAA
Never a pen!!
Dempsey is a quality player and can play anywhere from midfield to striker. Would take him over flat track bully Bale any day. I do not rate that cunt as folk know. Goes missing in EVERY big game and is over rated beyond belief. For what its worth Dempseys level is probably Fulham. Good player though.
Mesh
Dont be ridiculous, it’s only United that get decisions!!
Fucking hell, Jon Stead is still playing football. Remember him? He scored the winner against United for Blackburn in 05.
Willie. Spot on pal. Not trust a team that has won eleven and drawn one of last twelve games including Spurs, Arsenal, Chavs and Norwich away. Dippers at home. Blackburn away. Like you pal its over. City are fucked and will drop points for fun now. FAR too much experience in this side to chuck it away now. Aint gonna happen. Been down this road too many times. If this was the Chelsea side in their pomp I would be more concerned but its not. Its the comedy club. Talking of the Rent boys thought ”iron captain Terry” in the words of Tyler anyway was a major doubt for Barca game. Fucking cunt played tonight.
Why oh why like Cedars said do folk keep saying Torres is getting back to his best? Nowhere fucking near. He is dogshit.
2004 willie. Know your facts.
He was young and promising at the time. Didn’t hear a lot about him since then though.
Costas. Hello mate. You serious? How quickly Citys lead evaporated. Err yes mate because they are City and have fuck all experience of the run in. Won’t happen pal. Mark my words. Folk like me may be complacent but the players won’t be.
Bloody hell! Your man Scholes is still plying his trade! What age is he now?
Costas – I was close anyway!
Ledley King is finished. Never trains and never as much as this season have I seen him so rash. Blatant pen on Holt today.
I would love Hansen to do a king Eric when asked about any chance of a city resurgence ‘ city are fucked’
King Eric – They’re well and truly fucked mate. I said last week after Blackburn, if we went 8 in front, it’d be impossible for city to catch us. As you say, no way back for the lemon suckers. This is the time to enjoy the title race. Not only have we got ourselves an 8 point gap, we’ve also wiped out the GD. The noisy lesser half wits are imploding before our very eyes. It’s all looking good for title number 20!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2127442/Mario-Balotelli-faces-game-ban.html
Talking of half wits, Balo the fruit cake could get a 9 game ban.
Night lads.
City have been cooked for weeks after yesterdays debacle don’t see team unity or confidence getting any better.Normally players throw shirts into the crowd at the end of the season,thought Kompany and co doing that was a bit odd.
As i said on yesterdays thread Utd not winning would be the biggest choke in PL history and Utd are not chokers.20 is ours.
King Eric – PPL saying torres is getting back to his best, is like saying its liverpool’s year
I am not getting to complacent because the next couple of games are tricky, if united win the next 2 it is almost done, win 3 and I will say its game over. I just like to make sure, its getting to magic 89 that counts, if united get to 85 pts in the next 2 games I will feel almost safe, but still there is a job to be done first
LMAO!! Brilliant
guys is there a page where all the
“this is how it feels to be city”
pages can be found??!!
As Wenger said : We “smell the barn” but we are not yet at or in the barn. One at a time.
@MG
You say Mansour is a businessman but that’s really debatable. Much of his ‘work’ has been in figurehead roles that require little input from him or are roles that he has by default due to his families stranglehold on oil supplies.
Other than that and owning City his business interests rest on minority stakes in established international firms. He is basically just someone who relies on Oil being a licence to print money for no actual work to find his play things.
Even with his brothers they don’t have a real business background. Etihad airways for example. That’s no more a valid business than City are, they have never made a profit and they don’t even provide a profit/loss figure or all the data needed to work one out on their financials yet can throw stupid money at sponsorship deals of sports teams (and city especially)
It’s the same situation as the Qatar lot that keep being reported sniffing round United. They just have no business background they can really point at, they are just spoilt little rich boys looking for something to sink stupid moneys into until they get bored and leave the company/club in meltdown
@NBI Red Onion
By all accounts Ravel has knuckled down at WH and has actually been turning up to training. Problem was he had missed so much training/football at United that he wasn’t match fit, then got injured and now Big Sam just seems reluctant to throw him in. Rightly too as there is no way he has had a complete attitude change in 3 months so his expectations have to be managed rather than playing him and letting him slip back into his diva attitude
man city will drop points before the derby to avoid the humiliation and our celebrations at wastelands! i can’t think of any better climax to the season than to win it there though!
although gareth bale is inconsistent, im sure ferguson would be able to get the best out of him. imagine the prospect of bale and valencia on either wing, the power and pace would be extremely difficult to play against. it looks increasingly possible that spurs will fail to get 3rd or 4th and if harry takes the england job im sure theres gonna be a few players wanting out.
i wouldnt be surprised by dempsey either, ferguson likes proven premiership players, who arnt going to cost a fortune. he’s someone who’s reliable, can take up multiple positions, good link up play, scores with both his head and feet and will be proud to play for the club. is he good enough for united? some said the same about valencia..
we are united and we win the title when we want to!
http://forums.bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=253048
Noisy neighbours are plotting!!! Shhhh!!!
Redhot Concepts. Ha. Just went on that shithouse site mate. Oh Nooo! They are gonna make derby night their night. Boo our every touch. Cheer their team on as “nobody does it better“. Silly fucking cunts. The council house will be half empty. Every City fan and pundit thinks City will win that derby. Won’t happen. United will have a swagger and turn them over in their own backyard. How deluded and big do they think they are. They are fucking nobodies who have won a few bob on the lottery and splashing it about like that prick Michael Carrol or whatever his name was. Fucking cunts the lot of em.
Redhot Concepts, The minds of the total of 30 City fans in Manchester versus Sir Alex Ferguson.
There’s always going to be only one winner there.
Good Morning ROM!
i’m already quaking in my boots…
Well done the Gooners! Tittle in the bag!
Morning Balaji.
Just before I go back to bed for an hour the best topic on bluemoon is “if anyone thinks there isn’t an agenda …”. Ha. They genuinely think the league is fixed. Halfway through that thread QPR get that dodgy sending off. They are fucking apoplectic. Its hilarious. Another good one is ”if United lose at Wigan is it back on”. Not many bitters think so.
Smalltime scum.
@ http://forums.bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=253048
Ok, just what did they achieve this season? Giving that giant baby a mohawk? Making Aguero and Silva vanish after christmas? Dressing room bust ups on a daily basis? Getting that nice semi final place in that massive carling cup? Making another baby come back from 3-4 months holliday? Actively making the wrong match coaching game after game? Paying 400 zillions to Dzeko and another lorry packed with money to the great Savic and the playable Hargriefs. If that is what makes u proud, remind of never letting my son become a city fan.
Like King Eric said, I expect UTD to go to Emptihad and smash those overpaid, mercenary cunts. The Gaffer will remind the lads of what happened at OT and will get the lads fired up. The bitters are gonna wish that they never beat 6-1. The title is in the bag. We have successfully fucked City’s attempt to win the title. It’s time to reconquer Europe next season.
For all those ABU fuck faces that keep barking like mad dogs on how UTD always get decisions in their favor, I have only got two words for you-FUCK OFF. Show me proof and I’ll stop being a UTD then and there.
@KIng Eric
Hi mate. Just saying. We won’t have the 10 points we need to win the title until we get them on the pitch. I agree that our experience has been a key factor in this title race, but the players have shown signs of complacency already this season. None of the next 3 games will be easy by design. We have to make them easy ourselves.
Weakest squad in SAF’s reign. Crappiest midfield some have seen. Really.
King eric- the post on blew it too soon was the fan who said imagine beating the rags at ethiad and they do the Poznan because they already have the title in the bag. Like a dagger in the heart. We should thank him for the idea though we will paste them.
Had nothing else to do over the easter break but watch EPL matches. Watched most games and from where Im standing all the teams are miles behind. I can’t be complacent since I dont play and my attitude cant bring complacency to the players coz I’m not SAF. IMO Manchester Utd are a class above everyone and we are playing BEAUTIFUL football. I’ve had the ”not a good enough team” too often and I think its originating from ”bitter” enemies. 8 points above with six games to go with our injury list (thru the season) & 39 passes before Young’s goal tells the story, possesion figures above 70% in most recent matches. We are playing well , have a good squad in transition and nobody stands a chance. I just hope referees could do their job and stop spoiling our fun(victories). Manchester Utd’s superiority will be proven at the Emptihad, unless the officials screw it again, otherwise we will win it anyday (if we want). And also the 70% possesion usually around the oposition box at OT is bound to lead to more penalty shouts, so we should get credit for it, not abuse!
It feels great to be RED. We do what we want!
As Bernard manning , a big city fan once said. We’ve built a new stand at city, problem is it’s facing the fucking pitch.
MASSIVE
Morning reds,
Dempsey on a roll to fuck the Chavs Europe qualification,
We have had enough of Londoners in CL,
time for Newcastle to grab that spot!!!
This made me laugh, it would seem that IF the title is wrapped up by 30th April city’s players would have to form a guard of honour for United at the emptihad. Oh, how priceless would that be?!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/apr/09/roberto-mancini-future-manchester-city
When it gets to the final few months of the season any team challenging United for the title needs either a huge lead or a lot of bottle because this is our time of year.
One for the future maybe.
It amazes me when so called experts talk of United’s decline
In November or December and how it’s the end of an era.
Do these people suffer from alzheimer’s?
United rarely drop points after the turn of year. Still we have to listen to all this shite about it being the end of the road for sir Alex or how many millions it will take to bridge the gap with Chelsea or City or whoever the team of the moment is. Then year after year United prove them wrong.
Football pundits should be held accountable for the shit they talk.
At the end of every season they should be made to face to people they’ve bullshited all year and admit there mistakes. Hanson, Townsend and the rest should go on their respective tv shows. Hold their hands up and admit to being right cunts.
I don’t include G Nev in this. Loved his line on Sunday as Balotelli got sent off. The one about circus’s and clowns.
I used to like the old school itv pairing of big Ron and little Clive. Till Ron turned into Bernard Manning and Clive turned a bit Abu. I’ll always have a soft spot for Clive though. Some of his lines are now United folklore. “Will they score. They always score “Full speed ahead Barcalona” and “Solskjaer has won it” spring to mind.
A pairing of big Ron and little Louis Surez would be interesting.
Dempsey is never United quality, he is a very decent premiership player but not champs league material imho.
It was like Adam and Henderson for B’Pool and Sunderland, great in a smaller environmnet but proper found out moving up and that was just to liverpool.
On a positive ticket confirmed for tomorrow bit of a result.
Unfuckingbelivable these species of human…Even the animal kingdom knows what humility is. They keep ranting bout how corrupt the league is, how unlucky they are with injuries, how amazing their players are, how a genius their manager is, how passionate they are…and the list goes on!!!
Are these humans for real? Where do they come from?
Soon to be Giggs13Gerrard0!
Redbilly that’s probably the 1st time Bernard Mannings name has been mentioned anywhere in the last year and he gets 2 mentions on here in 2 unrelated post. Fucking spooky. It’s like Bernard’s pissed off about the league and is making his presence felt from beyond the grave.
It makes you think
bayoRed
Not just yet mate but there more wins and a draw at elast at city will see yest another name change for me on here! Not that im complainnig
@Redhot Concepts: You’d be hardpressed to find a bunch of twats who are so proud, having achieved so little
Mancdub. Spot on. They should be made accountable these journalists and pundits. By the way and not many believe me but its on a United review and this is fact. Tyldsley is a United fan.
I feel like watching my old magnificent treble video but I’ve not had a VCR for about 10 years. Always kept the tape though. It’s the only one I’ve kept.
Can you still buy VCR’s?
King Eric
I always thought of him as a United fan. But I’ve heard him say a few things lately that have made me think ” Clive what the fuck”. This year has been particularly bad. The United haters in press have been out in force. It makes it even sweeter now.
Surely the best thing about (hopefully) winning the league before the city game is their players having to applaud the squad out!!!!
I believe its done and dusted. No way we can drop points in 3 of the remaining 6. NO WAY! Unless you ban Scholes for 5 games, break Carricks ankle, Rooney gets a hamstring and Rio’s back flares up…….
Still there is Evans,Smalling, Jones, Young, Nani……. My oh my. There is just no way!
Gigss13!
Mancdub- spooky indeed. I was at a gig . He said I’ve got a great sense of humour , you need it I’m a fucking city fan . Hahaha
Giggs12
Properly chuffed for you mate getting that ticket, rumor has it you hardly fail in sourcing one when needed……!
Fully agreed on Dempsey, he is at the right club to shine, he may also do the job at the likes of Everton etc but never United quality
Are you meeting up in Manchester. Go on the sauce?. Invite mario, cheer the lad up.
Some very angry City fans are already plotting the revenge. Apparently it would seem we will crumble at Wigan and against Everton at home and they will win all their games to clinch title. All this as strategically envisioned by some blogster named “Best City Goal ever: Jensen’s Volley v Leeds
, Lincoln”. Manchester City fans are obviously the not only philosophical but also the emotional and intelligence PL winners 2011/2012.
Here is the full quote that just appeared on Manchester Evening News. It is quite elaborate but goes to show the despair over at Wastelands.
Best City Goal ever: Jensen’s Volley v Leeds
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As disappointed as I am, am I the only person here who believes this title is still up for grabs?
Yes it’s very easy to be defeatist after a loss and to look for scapegoats; however that is exactly what those on the Red Side want to hear. As a person who has served in this country’s military for over 26 years to date, defeatism and infighting is not the way to win any battle. In fact I shudder to think what it would be like to serve with some of you half-hearted soles on operations!
Now, for those of you that have given up, get a grip of your wretched weak minds and look at the task in hand!
We have 18 points to play for and by the morning of Tuesday May 1st we must ensure we have sowed some seed of doubt into Mr Ferguson’s Red Army that the victory they are so clearly celebrating this morning is far from a formality.
To do this we must ensure that we leave them with a situation that will see them having to win their final 2 games to clinch the title. Therefore we must ensure that on that morning we are within 2 points of them with a better or equal goal difference going into those last 2 games! Can this be achieved? Of course it can but it will be difficult. But as the saying goes a feint heart never won a fair lady, and remember this; somebody who can’t who believes they can, is more likely to achieve the impossible than someone who can who believes they cannot!
The first part of this new phase of battle is to get a victory against WBA on Wednesday night with a 3-4 goal margin. The next part is to hope that Wigan can do us some form of a favour at home to United.
The latter may seem unlikely, as of the 13 games Wigan have played against United in the Premier League they have amassed nil points to date, but this is a Wigan side that should have won at Chelsea last time out and have 2 victories on the trot previous to that. They are also fighting for their own lives.
Additionally remember this is the worst United side in ages and to say they have been riding their luck a little is an understatement!
My prediction is that on Thursday the gap will be back to 6 points. City Win, United Draw. If this happens, believe me Mr Ferguson will begin to look at his fixtures a little more closely again!
Next up it’s City first at Norwich (playing for nothing) and next day United hosting Villa (desperate to avoid relegation). I see both City and United winning these games. Gap will remain 6 points. Goal difference level.
After that it is City away to Wolves (Relegated by then) and United at home to Everton (Form Team) I see another narrow win for City and a draw for the Reds. Gap is now 4 points! Goal difference +2 to City. I believe they call it squeaky bum time Mr Ferguson!
Monday April 30th, in Military terms this is D-Day! If we win, we are on a role and I believe United will crumble just as they did against Leeds in 92 and Arsenal in 98. My prediction is 1-0 to City. That means the gap will be only 1 point and Goal Difference +4 to City and that United will have to win at home to Swansea and away to Sunderland to be certain of winning. If not then we could catch them as a win at home to Swansea and a draw at Sunderland would not be good enough.
Of course all of the above requires City to win their last 6 games and that will not be easy. It is possible however and if we did win those 6 games I am certain that there will still be hearts in mouths come Sunday May 13th.
Whatever happens folks, we must fight all the way until victory or defeat!
As for the line up for next years Blue Army and who will be General; well that will be decided on who comes through unscathed from the next 6 battles.
Keep the Faith!
Redbilly
I was born and bred in Blackly 1/2 a mile from the Embassy club. I’ve seen him many times. He was a very funny man. RIP Bernard.
At least they’ve still got Eddie Large
What is it with man city and obese comedians?
It’s amazing how City fans are obsessed with United. Actually not just City fans. Every English fan is obsessed with United.
Last weekend I could see sad faces all over after our win and City’s circus.
What a great feeling to be a United fan whether we win or we lose. We just get all the attention all the time.
@mancdub – obese comedians – surely you mean ‘MASSIVE’
Mancdub- The line that always makes me laugh especially as most of my hair has gone missing like city was to a bald guy. ‘ if your hairline goes any further back you will be combing your fucking arse’
. Quality
Norman-85 Redbilly
Can’t believe it’s been 5 years!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwO22dlDcnA
hahah that fucking twat with the glasses looks like that fucker from Ghostbusters Egon is it! fucking ugly cunt. Wasnt that trolly basterd Tevez looking a bit Porky on Sunday. Suppose thats what happens when you have been living in a fucking hole in the ground for the last 6 months. Any how i can smell number 20 i want to savour every minute of it! my special mention of the day goes to that Twat Meireles what the fuck is on his head looked like a fucking bunch of Tentacles or something what a fucking gob shite he looks like christ hed drive rats from a barn hes such an ugly prick!
Costas
Ah the memories mate, I remember it like it was yesterday. I was on a business trip in Kuwait and watched it in my hotel room…. Epic match
gaz
You fucking nutter, I never know which part of your posts to highlight, its always fully fucking hilarious
It’s also 5 years since Smith last scored mind you.
@Cedars
I watched it with a friend who’s also a Roma fan. The amount of gloating he heard at the end of the night.. He’s still complaining about a Roma offside that was wrongfully given before the onslaught began.
Costas,
Thanks for the link pal,
true memories of a great game…
@NBI Red Onion
How was Malindi? I live in Kenya in Mombasa to be exact. Hot ain’t it? No club draws people like United, they are either there as fans or haters.
Is there a possibility that City can fall to third?
Norman85 hahaha
Gaz- these people dont take failure lightly. they pay well above odd for services on the basis they never get disappointed . This will hurt. Not financially but pride. Someone will pay .
Berbatop sets up youth academy back in Bulgaria…
http://www.novinite.com/view_news.php?id=138391
Well done Berba..
The Poznan by arsenal fans was the best… just to relive the moment:
http://www.caughtoffside.com/2012/04/09/video-arsenal-fans-do-the-poznan-during-win-over-man-city/
Costas
Those two legs v Roma had a bit of an international feel for me. I actually watched the first leg in a London pub! ha ha. Was on holiday with my ex and I had just watched United at OT beat Blackburn 4 – 1
@Cedars its a pleasure sir!
Lets get 20 in the bag getting goosebumps at the taught of the final whistle going and we are confirmed champions and spandex man and his bunch of bottlers will still claim it as a good season stupid fuckwads, give us ammunition to make it 21!
Fucktards at office block youtube from 10 to 5…
Cedars
I have more face tahn a town hall clock mate, i literlaly spend hours just mithering good contacts for spares.
@ mancdub
They sign obese comedians look at Milner and the £25 mil striker what’s his name, oh yeah,
Dicko a right pair of useless lardy arsed twats.
That photo is almost as good as the one of Giggs looking down at Viera a few weeks back.
http://www.talksport.co.uk/magazine/virals/120410/does-man-uniteds-shocking-new-away-kit-prove-they-are-favoured-refs-169303?
They’re at it!
Morning All
@Wakey – I can’t disagree with that – but even spoilt rich boys would want to make money somewhere?
I couldn’t care less though – it’s not like I get a share or something
Willie
Talsport article
I liked the link below that rubbish
“six signs you’re wearing the wrong bra”
@Sandeep
You’re welcome pal. Thanks for the Berba news too. An academy for laziness. What the world has come to.
@Cedars
Based on those 2 experiences, I think it’s safe to say that you should be in Kuwait all the time.
Nice to see smash it and tuck it on top all cheerful working for shitsport
I hate Talksport so bad that if I was not me I’d like to be any Joe Pesci character (okay Tommy from (Goodfellas) and fuck them up so bad that they would no longer fucking exist.
Am I amused? Do I look like I’m fucking funny? Funny how you motherfucker you
I’ve done that twice on this thread
Hmmm Writing isn’t that clear – had a hard night last night
Need to reboot
Costas,
An academy for laziness is still better Costas mate
Jeet,
shift the office
Hello MG and Cedars,
If Newcastle clinch 4th spot by 1 point. Do you think Chelsea and Spurs fans will be questioning the Ben Arfa penalty decision at OT? That would be poetic justice
lordrt,
thanks for the Poznan buddy
how are you?
Talksport..
cunts…
guess they dint see the Rio tackle or Balotelli stamp or Ivanovic punch..
ABU cunts…
Think the ‘wrong bra’ advert on talkshite is aimed at the two tits at the top of the page.
Where’s everyone gone?
What is this a one man show?
Meanwhile:
In stockport home of the legendary Mansour’s Eleven, Papii is on the hunt for the city bottle when he encounters a figure shining in light.
He takes his lightsaber out and as he is about to use it he recognises William Shatner!
Captain James T Kirk to Papii
Klingon Commander, This is Admiral James T. Kirk. I’m alive and well on the planet surface. I know that this will come as a pleasant surprise to you, but our ship was a victim of an “unfortunate accident”. Sorry about your crew, but as we say on Earth, c’est la vie.
Papii
I’m not a Klingon but I know where you could find them.
Captain James T Kirk
Oh?
Papii
Over their at the Starship Emptihad
Captain James T Kirk
Thank you.
Papii
Captain, my father says that you are buy friend, you have come back for me.
Captain James T Kirk
You would have done the same for me.
Papii
Why would you do this?
Captain James T Kirk
Because the needs of the one outweigh the need soy the many.
Papii
I have been and ever shall be your friend
Captain James T Kirk
And I shall be yours.
Papii
May the force be with you?
Captain James T Kirk
What?
For you Papii
typo my friend – damn! not buy friend sure you figured that out
MG
fucking hilarious
Morning heard Pardew go on and on about the Ben Arfa goal think even saying he’s one of the only few that could score it.Erm am i missing something he ran down the middle of the pitch and no one tackled him,not a big Pardew fan he bugs me,to be honest don’t rate Newcastle very highly everytime i watch them get outplayed and nick a goal or 2,their position this year is a mirage
needs of the many – typo not the need soy the many! Fuck me MG what the fuck is happening with these typos!!!
And no question mark after May the force be with you!
Bloody hell! I’m having a bad writers day!
MG
This Devil is always lurking mate!
Thanks Sandeep and Gday to you too mate
Can’t believe some of the shite bluemoon come out with. The whole “rallying the troops” for the game against us. Hahaha! The Emptyhad will well and truly live up to it’s name on April 30th, I fucking guarantee that. They’ll be sickened by the thought of losing the league to us there/having to endure our champions celebrations. Not taking anything for granted, there’s still 18 points up for grabs, but City are well and truly cracking up. Just makes me laugh that their fans have fuck all dignity or sanity. Insisting that they’re the better team etc. for fucks sake, the league table doesn’t lie. Even when Chavski pipped us by a point in 09/10, we had fucking horrendous decisions and luck that year, but we still should have done better and capitalised on Cuntskis crap form, we had fucking crippling injuries and they only won by 1 solitary point. Again, this season we’ve had horrendous luck with injuries, we’ve lost our captain, the best defender in the world, to injury since fucking before Christmas for christs sake! They bleat about Kompany being out for 4 games. Try over 30. And I’m sorry, but they don’t have a leg to stand on when it comes to decisions. Just a brief look at the joke that is Balotelli to see favourable decisions for them. Not to mention horrendous decisions against us, the penalty against the toon, absurd. I have attacked City over being moral winners for the past 2 weeks or so now, and yet they still give me enough ammo to fucking slaughter them time and again about it. Here’s a quote that just begs you to laugh hysterically at the poor bastard who is clearly deluded. “We are the most improved club in the premiershipo for the last 3 years and it is going to get better. The rags are on a slide, 6-1 thrashing off us and playing catch up all season, dumped out of europe by the Turks ! Yet they still try to boast.” Yeah we’re on a slide, onto our 20th title. Seriously, as Scott says, we’ve apparently been in decline since at least 2002 if not when Eric left. And the most improved club?!? Fuck right off. They’ve spent repulsive sums, and look where they are, 8 points off the top at the most crucial time in the season. Newcastle are probably the most improved, 4 years ago they were relegated, now they could be playing Champions League football this season! I’m bored of City now. To an extent anyway, bluemoon is a good place to go to pick up your spirits, but seriously, the same noises have been coming from them for about 3 years now. Tick tock etc. “We’ve won the league! We beat United 6-1 in October! CHAMPIONS! CITY ARE BACK! WE ARE THE BIGGEST BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD!” Oh wait, it’s now April and they’re 8 points behind. Some plonker had a champions flag in the City end against Arsenal. Champions of what? The first half of the season!?!? Fuck off you bitter blue cunts, you deserve FUCK ALL. The funny thing is, we were playing just as well if not better than them at the beginning of the season, people seem to forget that. Then we had a dip in form, but still stayed in contention. City had a dip in form and have collapsed. Fuck all backbone and fuck all respect. They aren’t worthy title challengers, their team is spineless. Their club is a joke and just small time and classless. It’s not like the old days where Chelsea, despite their odious staff and owner, were a good side and deserved to be fighting for the title, because when their form dipped, they still got the results. Arsenal of old were the same. City are fucking pathetic, worst title challengers for years. Seriously, I’m ashamed that the scummy neighbours is the best the rest of the country has to offer. Not that I’m complaining because we may yet be champions with a record number of points. How sweet would that be? Worst United team in years wins title with record 97 points. Stick that in you’re fucking crack pipe and smoke it Townsend, Hansen and all you other ABUs. We don’t get the credit we deserve. For fucks sake, we’ve been without our captain SINCE DECEMBER! And people are saying city are unlucky with injuries! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!? I’ve given up on the press in this country. The whole penalty debate is a farce. Because QPR, who up until then had 10 men behind the ball anyway, were seriously going to win against the reigning champions and league leaders and the team in form…bore the fuck off. And not much made of the fact Balotelli got away with a leg breaker after 17 mins. Yeah it was mentioned, but there’s no outrage in the press like there is with us. Fucks sake, I really do hate the sporting press in this country. Don’t give credit where it’s due and champion the causes of the unworthy or the unsuccessful. No wonder this country has all sorts of fucking problems when the example is set that it’s some sort of taboo to follow a successful team. When people are baffled by how “city have such a good squad and team on paper, how come they aren’t winning?” dear god do these people have the shortest fucking memories ever? Chelsea, short term success, now they could be fucked for years. West Ham this season, bought a load of players on high wages, fell out of automatic promotion places and may not make it back up. City, won 1 fucking trophy after 400 million plus expenditure on their squad, not counting facilities etc. and they’ve become the biggest bottlers the title race has ever seen. 13 point swing in little over a month. They are very much cracking up. And, at the risk of sounding like Sad Geordie Keegan, I FUCKING LOVE IT that the poznan has been turned against them. It was the worst celebration I’ve ever seen, and it was nicked. They thought it was so clever, but now they look like what they are, the biggest joke in the footballing world. Inflatable bananas? What year are we in the fucking 80′s? We’re not really here? The first bit of sense I’ve heard from City fans. Fucks sake, I really do laugh in hatred at them. Will love seeing us parade the trophy at the Emptyhad and go fucking mental in front of our own fans. To ignore them if we win would rub it in so much more. They would look on at our elation with absolute longing. And they’ll realise they’ll never achieve it. Because, aside from the fact they will ALWAYS be a small club, there’s only room for one big team in Manchester. There’s only one team with history and passion and an enduring spirit which will never die. And that is the great establishment that is Manchester United Football Club. God I fucking love being a red!
Cedars
What are you saying that you are a Great White Shark?
Gday Cedars
@wayne
Well, thus far they’re the only PL team to completely outplay 11 United players for 90 minutes. They can’t be all that bad.
bobbycharlie’s back
Bravo Bravo Bravo
Ok now I read de post no?
wayne
We had a laugh about that Ben Arfa goal earlier on this thread. Some pundits even saying it was Maradona like!
bobbycharlie
The award for rant of the year goes to:
Cedars,
which Maradona like?
Bobbycharlie,
Have to say..thats a stunning post on the truth about bitters…
and even i m as glad as you because the fuckers are getting back the Poznan..
It will always come back to bite them cunts…
Bobbycharlie
Fucking hell mate, that was bloody epic. Only one room for a big club in Manchester indeed.. You should really get this article to some blue nose shit sites
MG …..What a fantastic story I read it over and over again !
The typo’s was hilarious, it was like sodoku trying to crack your codes
I may not have found the City Bottle, but I have found the Arsenal Sippy Cup
The funniest was when I found liverpools, a great big “Mug” that says World Greatest Team.
The two guys in the third row had enough?
Salute @ Bobbycharlie1968
kanchelskis just my opinion mate,i didn’t see the Utd game but of the games i have seen them even when their winning don’t seem all that to me i guess next year will be the test
Cedars sorry mate didn’t realize it’d been discussed,just fucking awful defending nothing wonderous about it at all.
Right, I’m panicking now!! Got a game tomorrow AND I STILL DON’T KNOW WHERE TO PUT MY MONEY AGAINST WIGAN. Sort it out STR, i’ve got a fist full of tenners and don’t know what to do!!!
New thread you slimy fuckers
I’m sure they’ll get over it. One look at their bank balance would be a good way to put a smile back on their faces.
Papii
Papii I have been and forever shall be your friend.
Bobbiecharlie, salute! You need to get that ”out there”. TRUTH. Write an article.
LET’S LAUGH AT CITAY TONIGHT
all together now
Mikekellly12- fistfull of tenners. Why not hand them out in Manchester city centre
Mate of mine is Ugandan , massive gunners fan. He’s travelled extensively across the comtinent. Wherever you go , you meet natives locals in the most remote locations wearing PL shirts united arse dippers KGB and the odd spud. To date he’s never seen a city shirt. Truly a local team .
How do you say “ROI” in Arabic?
@ kk – Kenyan coast is the best! Let’s hope City fall to 3rd….not too likely though but you never know. 4 points separate 3-6th so a very tight league…