Terry Christian came second in this year’s Celebrity Big Brother. The fella who has shared his thoughts on the season with RoM a few months ago seemed to win over the British public, surprisingly. Coolio made reference to Terry’s football allegience, which was met with boos from the crowd, after he had previously announced that the people who voted for Big Brother were ‘thick’.

Terry revealed afterwards that he had received a secret message from his wife to let him know about the result against Chelsea. In a message from home delivered by Big Brother, his wife said they were ‘rooting for him’, a phrase they wouldn’t naturally use, but had agreed on as a way of letting him know United had won.

But what music did the clowns at Big Brother play when showing his best bits? Fucking Oasis. Dicks.