In this day and age it seems perfectly acceptable to run polls over who the ugliest footballers are. It appears as though their love of the beautiful game is not enough for some people, instead, they would rather get swept away in the girlie magazine fad, rating footballers on their looks.
This week, The Sun published a top ten ugly players, a list which Wayne Rooney was unusually not mentioned in. He tends to be named in these lists.
Steven Taylor is better known for his ‘been hit by a snipe impression’ than he is any ability, with Old Trafford one of the several places he’s gone down after handballing in the area.
At half time, we weren’t his biggest fan, after he clattered in to Cristiano Ronaldo with his arm. The referee decided only to show a yellow card, however several United players were furious about the incident. Rio Ferdinand was booked for protesting before the row continued in the tunnel.
“You’ve always been a shit footballer,” said Rooney. Then Taylor, in all his maturity and wisdom responded with, “I might be a shit player but at least I’m not ugly like you. You’ll always be ugly.”
Ouch. I’m sure Rooney will cry himself to sleep… with his league title winners, European Cup winners and League Cup winners medals. He’s ugly. When he was cuddling up to his missus last night in their mansion, the thoughts of his goal running through his mind, I’m sure it cut him to the very core that Steven fucking Taylor called him ugly. Even Ronaldo could learn a thing or two about cheating from Taylor, which says a lot! Shit footballer, great cheat, no winners medals.
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how do you know rooney said that? if he did that is class, steven taylor? who the hell is that guy anyway?
5 or 6 different papers quoted the players as saying that, seems legit to me.
It was Ronaldo and Taylor arguing, not Rooney.
Boy,footballers are so childish these days.Robson,Bruce,Adams,Wise and even Vinny Jones would never settle their differences like that.The tabloids are always critisizing Ronaldo right?When is someone finally going to do something about this cunt Taylor?Now granted,it was a blessing for us that he didn’t get sent off but he doesn’t belong in the English game.And neither does Steve Bennett.Hasn’t he like passed the age limit for a referee ten years ago?At least?
By the way guys.Trifon Ivanov:respect!
some papers said ronaldo, others rooney. who fucking cares. class whoever said that to taylor because nothing hurts more than being told you are shit at your job. every footballer wants to be good. here is hoping for a taylor ban.
oh and scott, you do know all the barcodes from newsnow will be storming in now defending their thug.
whenever rooney has dived, the papers have made a big deal out of it (against villareal for example) yet the papers haven’t really criticised taylor for this!
For the record:
It was STEVEN Taylor who was / is the twat.
It was RYAN Taylor who fucked up the chest back to his keeper.
Are you sure bruce thomas?I thought it was Steven Taylor who gifted us the goal.
If it was giggs calling crouch an ugly twat ud all be laughing, it was a crap challenge but didnt hit his face so wots with all the rolling round holding his face? rooney should know wot a cheating prick ronaldo is after he got him sent off
Just rewatched.You are right.
Does it actually matter which taylor it was?
they’ve both always been SHIT footballers
I was hoping that the shithead that hit Ronaldo was the culprit for the second goal so that we would have poetic justice.Oh well.
JC – where did you hear that? Everything I’ve read said it was between Rooney and Taylor because of what happened with Ronaldo.
The justice is they will probably go down and no one is going to miss them if they do. We got the three points, job done
As a geordie i agree – steven taylor is shit
it was ronaldo or rooney arguin but either way, its funny !
Ryan Taylor made the gaffe for our goal. He is also the one who closedline Ronaldo. I dont see Steven Taylor was involved?!?
Taylor is 10 times the man Rooney is regardless of footballing ability. Rooney is indeed ugly; as well as thick and probably doesn’t understand the meaning of the word loyal. If Utd were to go down (heaven forbid) Rooney wouldn’t stay in the ranks – he’d be off. Taylor however will be a Newcastle player next year, regardless of what happens. Plenty of clubs have been courting him over the years but he like SHearer before him wouldn’t play for another club – certainly not a club full of scummers like Utd – winners medals or not.
SHearer and Taylor play for a wage yes, but also the people of the city and the fans… Utd don’t know the meaning.despite a long and enviable list of long serving players like giggs scholes and neville.
Steven Taylor(with the short sleeves) closthlined Ronaldo.The other Taylor made the gaffe.Steven Taylor is a legend.He maked deliberate handballs in the Newcastle area ang then pretends that he is hurt so that he avoids punishment.It used to be on youtube.I am going to miss him when they go down.
Put it like this I’d take Rooneys looks, talent and bird anyday of the week. The cunts not leading a too bad a life!
Brilliant Comeback Taylor ya fucking ponce!
If he prefers his looks to football playing ability then he’s got to question himself why he is in this league.
taylor is a wannabe hardman…. he is a useless cunt… strutting around like a fucking peacock… one of the worst players in the premiership… not worth a slap either i would bet
They might as well put Dennis Taylor and Elizabeth Taylor in their back four for the difference it would make.
If it was a case of marrying taylor on 20 grand a week, or waking up next to rooney (arghhh every morning cud u imagine?) on a 100,000 a week id tek the 20.
James – of course Taylor would still be at Newcastle. Who the hell would buy him off you? lol.
By the way, did they ever catch whoever keeps shooting him when he handballs in the box?
Pamela – good for you. Now go and get out your copy of Heat magazine and make yourself a brew. You can daydream about all the footballers you’d love to marry and all the footballers you think are ugly.
Coogie, aye id love his talent but howay his lass is rotten, only looks half decent cus she’s got fuck all else to do but try and look nice..
Scott do you have the video of him getting shot by any chance?Youtube has taken it down!Hillarious!Well i prefer to be “ugly” like Rooney than have a constant idiotic look on my face like Taylor.
Scott i mean the BBC video were they are comparing his theatrics to Platoon.
Nice Scott… ha ha
@ Didsbury_King
He won’t get a ban because the ref booked him for it already. The FA have that stupid rule where a player can’t be further punished if they have received a yellow.
It was a foul, I think he was trying to drag Ronnie out of the way…. if not then he is as shit a boxer as he is a footballer…….
ON another note…… Smudge was doing his best to break someone up….. I don’t know how many lunging tackles have to be made by one player against us before they get a yellow.
Costas its not just type in Steven Taylor, i found it this monring
Johnny shes hotter than anything ive nailed recently lol
Yes i have seen that video.There was an older one where a panel where discussing about his theatrics.They had his Oscar winning scene against Aston Villa but they also had him handballing a Fletcher shot when we beat them 2-0 in 2006.What i like about this video is the commentary.
Did no one else hear the squeal of a pig being slaughtered when Ronaldo got knocked on his .. ahem…SHOULDER? Which do you find most embarrassing Manure-ites- the narcissistic horseplay of that orange pin-headed buffoon or the multitude of step overs that basically make him look stupid.
Rooney is a class player – and a decent enough pro… liked by most other fans. How do you justify the constant cheating, strutting, diving, show-pony antics of your orange oil-dripping spoilt brat other superstar? Trust me – the entire nation rejoiced at seeing him clattered – even if it turned out he was actually only cheating as-per-usual on the replay…
I can’r find the BBC one but this one has a lot of good “Steven Taylors”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ioyt2zzm530&feature=related
@Costas
Haha, thanks man that was a good laugh. Got my day going great!!
Just I actually thought Taylor comeback funny? Man, when a guy like Rooney, hell of a player, says a guys is a shit footballer, what could he say to Wazza?
That, in my opinion, was really, really funny… Imagine the look of WTF in Rooney’s face and he saying this to Taylor, with his “I’m on Setanta Sports” voice…
Priceless!!!!
Scott the red… I notice you didn’t touch on the loyalty issue. I guess you wouldn’t would you… where do you come from lad? probably Gillingham or somewhere huh?
Pamela – you my good lady are on the money. I like that.
Taylor is still playing U21′s as a central defender he’s got a long time to develop look at the likes of Carragher he was sh*te at Taylors age. Anyway – granted Taylor would be well down the pecking order at Utd – they’re a class team. however my point was centred around the players desire to appease the fans dumbo… a point which you’ve totally avoided you southern loser.
James,
As if all your players are loyal eh? How many of them are from your youth? Loyalty is not the point here. Enuff said. Stop bringing up irrelevant point as if you are smart enuff.
Klauq!??!?!?! sound like a manc.
who says I’m a Newcastle fan?
I think Steven Taylor is more loyal than Rooney to his employers. that’s it. You may think this irrelevant. Infact as a Man united fan; (which I’m assuming you are) I expect you to deem this irrelevant.
coming from a man that spells enough – enuff I fear I’m wasting my time here.
go back to playing Dungeons and Dragons or whatever else you fill your day with.
Steven Taylor is 23, Jonny Evans is 21, I know who I would rather have in my side, Taylor is only plays for the Barcodes because he is a token Geordie.
Yeah it’s not related to the topic. The topic is about the “ugly” rooney and the sh*t Stuart Taylor. Nothing about loyalty.
And you even have one of our ex-player, yet you talk so much about loyalty? What about Shay Given? Haha
Turns out Taylor actually got away completely free from the Ronaldo incident
“Steve Bennett, said in his report that Taylor was booked for his subsequent challenge on Michael Carrick, not on Ronaldo. Having reviewed the incident, Bennett told the FA he would have also booked Taylor for the tackle on Ronaldo and thus sent him off. However, Fifa regulations state the FA cannot change punishments that would involve two yellow cards rather than a single red”
Now there’s a surprise..
really? Bassong is better mate. just you wait. Evans will turn into an O’Shea whom I know all you utd fans don’t like anyway.
Taylor’s football is limited. he makes up for it in heart and platoon style play-acting which again I know you’re used to with Ronaldo (another shining example of disloyalty he’ll be off soon and you mancs ((or non-mancs as most of you no doubt are)) will hate him – mark my words)
oh and Klauq… Given was loyal. time for him to go frankly. Just as Nicky Butt was loyal to Man U until his club didn’t want him anymore. Rooney and Ronaldo will walk out whenever they feel like it.
Stick to the “topic” then Klauq I forgot you can only do one thing at once cant you. No doubt you can’t pleasure your mum and sister at the same time either.
Ronaldo wants to leave us really!!!!! Thanks for that never knew that one, don’t worry Taylor will leave you at the end of the season when you are in the Championship mate.
Rooney will be at Eastlands next season donning the baby blue.
“No doubt you can’t pleasure your mum and sister at the same time either”
James so now you resort to pathetic abuse? I feel sorry for you.. Getting irritated that easily, even childish and immature. You can even think about giving pleasure to your mum and sis huh? Yuck..
And then there’s “Given WAS loyal”. And Stuart Taylor IS loyal. Dont you get it already?
@James
Wow, topic asside, you are truly a disturbed individual. Where do you get off insulting people the way you do. You really don’t deserve to have an audience from anyone on here, but your comments surely cannot be left unnoticed.
TIn man… oh dear…! what’s going to become of me… yuo’re right I dont deserve this audience of cretins!
As for Klauq…I thought I’d lower the tone to something an uneducated fellow like yourself may relate to and indeed I seem to have envoked a “no you are!” type of response – how very fitting for a man of your undoubted calibre.
As for Stuart Taylor… I think he was an Arsenal ‘Keeper way back when Klauq…again your attention span really doesn’t really doesn’t give me confidence in your intellect.
Adios!
(goodbye in spanish)
James – I’m from Manchester. Oh how original to claim I’m from Gillingham.
If Manchester United tried to sign Taylor, he would join us, whether you were being relegated or not. If you were to be relegated, he’d join any Premiership side who came in for him. You’re kidding yourself if you think otherwise.
Footballers have short careers and they have to think what’s best for them. Leaving Everton for Manchester United was the best thing to do for Rooney and he loves playing for us… just as Taylor would. He’s shit though, so he’s stuck at Newcastle. You’re confusing that for loyalty. The fact no better team would have him does not make him loyal, you clown.
HAHAHA “YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT”!!!
I work with a Newcastle season ticket holder and he thinks Taylor is shit. It is also alleged that he is a cunt when oot and aboot on the toon. A proper clever twat by all accounts.
Topic on Talk sport tonight? Sendings off at Wigan v West Ham, Stuart Attwell, Goals from last night??? No, the topic once again was Ronaldo and “is he great or a cheat”. Unbe – fuckin- lievable! They were banging on about how he went down holding his face so therefore he must be a cheat. I appreciate he made a meal but for fuck sake he was body checked out of play. Bitter ABU cunts.
GuyLogic – “Rooney will be at Eastlands next season donning the baby blue”
Why is that pal? On what are you basing this statement? Twat.
I’ve wished Roy was on the pitch to teach pretty boy taylor a lesson. What a prick.
Guylogic: The only way you bitters will ever get Rooney at Eastlands (the biggest outdoor shithouse that seats 50,000) is when he is playing for us, you sad cunt
Pamela: On what street corner do you stand…….Must be hard to pick uppunters with a gide dog in tow.
James: You is one sick man. Pity your female relatives……
As for thAT prat Taylor, it’s only you soft Geordie wankers that would play the cunt….. He wouldn’t get into any other premiership team so you fuckers are stuck with him
Ooops…..too many spelling errors tonight !!!
In cases like this the ref ought to be able to award to award the free kick but move it back 5 yards or so if players ham it up. This would discourage all the theatrics. Repeat offenders should be made to wear blouses!
personally, i think Rooney’s beautiful.
Scott the Red. – No he wouldn’t! you don’t understand! remember Shearer??? he snubbed utd twice and would do it again. it’s not all about how many medals people win. I’m sure the likes of jesper blomquist have more winning medals than many other world class players – it means very little to those who have earned the pride and respect of the city they were born in. way over your head I know.
ps. I’ve just realised – you actually write articles in this silly little forum! have fun yeh.
James – way over my head? Ryan Giggs, David Beckham, Paul Scholes, Nicky Butt, Gary Neville, Wes Brown, Phil Neville … all United lads, all European Cup winners. Don’t tell me about loyalty like the geordies invented it.
Shearer proved his loyalty to you, fair play, but Taylor never has. The day he turns down a club that is better than Newcastle, then he’s proven it. Until then, he’s a shit player stuck at a shit club, with the fans believing in a loyalty he’s never had to prove because he isn’t good enough to attract better teams.
JAMES GO AWAY U WEIRDO this isnt a forum for idiots dnt diss Scott the Red and this forum it is the BEST one if u dnt agree guess wat u shud do F**K off
Scott, I agree with you actually! aside from the shit player shit club part (!)… you Utd fans really are spoilt! as I’m sure you’ll admit. I don’t know how old you are but you really get to know your club well when they’re battling relegation and a lot of Utd fans wont know what thats like and surely can’t imagine it either… Utd are playing the best football this year – I wish them luck in fairness. and hope they beat our relegation rivals!
I think you have a little fan in “Fergie’s army” bless him. I’m not sure he can constuct a coherent sentence…
James just fuck off you are embarassing yourself and your club, now jog on er bless you.
Hello Stephen.
you sound nice.
if he did say that 2 rooney im sure taylor wouldnt be alive now.