I’ll feign a look of surprise when I announce that United have been drawn against Jose Mourinho’s Inter Milan in the next round of the European Cup.

“I want them because I want to play at Old Trafford or Anfield again as I had great experiences there in the past,” Mourinho said earlier today, hoping for a draw against United or Liverpool.

The first leg takes place on February 24th or 25th, with the second leg on March 10th or 11th.

Happy with the draw? Me? I am fucking well excited.

Chelsea v Juventus
Villarreal v Panathinaikos
Sporting Lisbon v Bayern Munich
Atletico Madrid v Porto
Lyon v Barcelona
Real Madrid v Liverpool
Arsenal v Roma
Inter Milan v Manchester United

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