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VIDEO: Balotelli Escape Dampens Conspiracy Ranting

You may be aware that some Manchester City fans, in all their wisdom, are claiming there is a conspiracy to help Manchester United win the league.

When Michael Carrick got away with a foul in the box against Fulham, they were full of it. They of course forgot that just two days earlier at Stoke Gareth Barry should have conceded a penalty and been sent off.

Today, Ashley Young was awarded a soft penalty and Derry was sent off, despite Young being in an offside position when the foul was committed, leading to more ranting about conspiracies. To even it out, yet again, Mario Balotelli somehow managed to get away with this leg breaker against Arsenal.

Just out of interest, Manchester City have been awarded more penalties at home than any other club this season. Only West Brom have been awarded fewer than United.

CONSPIRACY!

For balance, it’s only fair that I point out not all City fans are embarrassingly ridiculous. The initial thread on the Blue Moon forum talking about these conspiracy theories has also been deleted, most likely for the same reasons.






 

82 Comments

  1. Costas says:

    Ouch.

  2. booandman says:

    Nasty tackle from a nasty cunt, might get a retrospective ban with a but of luck

  3. The 53 to Brooks Bar says:

    And a deliberate hand ball.

  4. Utd4life says:

    Balotelli is a stupid fucking neanderthal/primate. The cunt is also a very overrated footballer.

  5. parryheid says:

    Defo a retrospective.

  6. Utd4life says:

    City fans will always be paranoid cunts. They think the whole world is against them. Oh, grow a pair you bitter blue twats. No one gives a shit about you and your team. You are insignifiCUNTS.

  7. mattos says:

    he’s a cunt

  8. Costas says:

    @parry

    Meaning he misses the derby game. He’s already been banned this season.

  9. parryheid says:

    And justly deserved Costas

  10. philco says:

    The way ballbagotelli is playin he’ll get a red soon anyway. Some clowns never learn.

  11. Indian Devil says:

    That was a leg breaker to be honest, the more the look at it the worse it seems.

    To be honest I am really happy that he didn’t get a Red Card and it will help dampen the conspiracy theory somewhat but I won’t bet even a penny on that. I am sure Shitty won’t win it with even 11 men.

    I am sure he will get the 3 match Ban or will it be more as I think he has seen Red Card before this season.. Any one confirm this please?

  12. FletchTHEMAN says:

    United get all the calls. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    oh my :cool:

  13. Costas says:

    @parry

    Definitely. It will also depend on Atkinson’s judgment call. He might claim he saw it and was fine with it. After all, he’s the same referee that was fine with Evans’ karate kick against Drogba. It’s a big decision to make at this stage of the season and the FA might not want to rattle any City feathers.

  14. Marq says:

    So this means Tevez will be playing against us

    Do we need more reasons to win that derby game and be crowned champions in front of him?

  15. FletchTHEMAN says:

    Indian Devil Cheers mate.
    My understanding is that the FA can’t review an on field incident that ref makes a clear decision on.
    If the ref sees the incident and makes an on field ruling (which he does by awarding a free kick to the Arse) then the FA will not review it.

    RvP should also have gotten a pen and CAPTAIN kompany should have been off. Kompany knew exactly what he was doing with that “Dry Hump” tackle.

    Tell me again ….. why were we ever interested in Nasri?

  16. FletchTHEMAN says:

    If City end the game with 11 men then there truly no worth in debating any other calls this season.

    Deluded Bitters!

  17. parryheid says:

    Costas whether they are reluctant or not there is no way that can be overlooked and it wont be the FA are not for putting themselves in the firing line.

  18. Matt says:

    I’d rather we win it before we go to city, that guard of honour will be priceless

  19. MG says:

    Nooooooooo

    Robin Van Cedars hits the post!

    Come on son of Cedars!

    :lol:

  20. Redbilly says:

    Nasty tackle. He’s a clown but I’ve never considered his a nasty cunt. Will reconsider.

  21. FletchTHEMAN says:

    Bad luck again for the Arse.

    Lord Sugar just tweeted that Aguero earns £400,000 per week. God help us all!

  22. MG says:

    What the fuck was that three fucking 2 yard chances not scored what the fuck is going on!

    :lol:

  23. parryheid says:

    Tevez coming on?Does it get any better.

  24. MG says:

    Robin Van Arteta?

    Get the fuck in!

    :lol:

  25. keano99 says:

    He is gona score the winner city are gona win 1-0

  26. mahesh says:

    Arteta!!!

  27. orez says:

    Arteta!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    It about fucking time. Those cunts have been riding their luck the whole day. Great goal!!!!

  28. thedonmassawe says:

    arteta! you beauty!

  29. Utd4life says:

    Arteta with a piledriver. Fuck off City!!!!!!

  30. FletchTHEMAN says:

    JUSTICE !!! Balotelli you absolute tool!

  31. MG says:

    Bye bye Balotelli you fucking cunt

    :lol:

  32. parryheid says:

    And the Poznan Classy Arsenal.

  33. jeet says:

    Yeah, get in!

  34. TheCANTONA says:

    That clown finally sees the red!!!

  35. Redbilly says:

    Arsenal fans doing the Poznan- priceless. And mario odd on red. Can it get better. It’s a circus whenever I’ve been to a circus there are clowns.
    Gary nev

  36. orez says:

    Baloteli cunt is out too. AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

    The game just became better. That should be season over for him.

  37. TipIsaRedDevil says:

    G’morning all! Le Arse supporters doing the Poznan and Balo getting a red!!! Priceless! And Happy Easter! Huzzah!!!

  38. philco says:

    Oh what a beautiful day.

    Fuck off you bitter bertie bastards.
    Hahaha

  39. Utd4life says:

    Yes!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck off Bottojelly!!!!!!!!!

  40. TheCANTONA says:

    That clown finally sees the red!!! Hahahahaha!

  41. Northwalesred says:

    Mission accomplished agent Balotelli.

  42. sweet gooner poznan says:

    sweet

  43. Singh7 says:

    G nev ….”its a circus and every time Ive been to a circus there’s always been clowns”…Hahahahaha …Quality!!!!!

  44. Utd4life says:

    Do the Poznan, you bitter fucks. Oh I forgot, you are 8 points behind smelling UTD’s arse. LOL

  45. MG says:

    I would right now like to thank Viera For doing our job

    Thank you Viera you obviously never learned nothing from history

    Your 05 cup win was a smokescreen

    We came back

    19

  46. TheCANTONA says:

    RAMSEY U TWAT!!!

  47. Redbilly says:

    Cit-ey ohhhhhh cit-ey

  48. Peter says:

    FUCK OFF CITY LOL

  49. orez says:

    Fucking 8 points and 6 games to go. Thank you Arsenal and Baloteli

  50. TheCANTONA says:

    FUCK YESSSS!!!
    The look of berties of clown camp were Priceless! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA…!
    Thanx U le Arse!

  51. Utd4life says:

    Singh7. I heard that comment from GNev. LOL. GNev surely knows how to rub it in.

  52. Balaji Sivaraman says:

    Sir Alex’s Master Plan seems to be working perfectly.

    He looked at Balotelli and let him go to City.

    He let Carlos “The Twat” Tevez join City.

    He sent out sleeper agents to all over the Premier League.

    Now, we’re 8 points clear with the 20th in the bag done and dusted and we will mostly win the League at the Emptihad Stadium,

    Thank You Sir Alex AKA God.

  53. Saad says:

    Most points
    Most goals
    Most wins
    Best away record
    Highest GD
    Top of the table

    United, baby! United!

  54. thedonmassawe says:

    what a good week! now if i could just pass my finals!

  55. Marq says:

    Points to cheer and have a laugh

    1) United 8 points clear

    2) Balotelli finally gets his reward for the all the hardwork in getting sent off. He can now have at least a 5 game rest

    3) Mancini screaming at Balotelli to get off the field

    4) Arsenal fans doing the Poznan

    5) Ramsey unable to hit the target from 5 yards

  56. Balaji Sivaraman says:

    Although in hindsight, Sir Alex would consider City and Mancini the easiest of his scalps. I mean when you look at his other opponents, with the exception of Keegan and Benitez, City are the easiest scalp for him. I personally didn’t imagine it would be so easy in the end. Looks like King Eric was right from the beginning. City really are Shitty as it turns out.

  57. ClaytonBlackmoresTan says:

    Why always you eh Mario? You absolute, full to the brim, mercenary-esque, hired thug grade fucking A, CUNT.

    Twenty Patrick, and that’s a fact.

    Unnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiittttttteeeedddddddd!!!!!!

  58. Robbo says:

    @Utd4life

    The Shitty fans were doing the Poznan…… oh! no they were walking out early again.

  59. slayer says:

    Although the performance today by United was not very convincing in term of connecting the ball and scoring when they had the chance, but Man City played poorly and were dominated by the Gunners. Now United is 8 points in front. Lets us hope that United can conclude the BPL by the next 2 or 3 matches. For the 20th.

    Next year, hopefully United would cope with any problems they had this year to become a force to be reckon with again in Europe, would like to see some Trebles or at least a UCL in our cabinet.

  60. MEXICO is RED says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnhQhoxxeJk

    RED CARD! Why always he? Fucking cunt!

  61. Balaji Sivaraman says:

    Trying to connect to Bluemoon but it is throwing some kind Unhandled Exception. Guess they couldn’t handle the heat. :lol:

  62. mancdub says:

    1 chicken 2 chickens 3 chickens
    Thats just me counting my chickens.
    This one’s in the bag.
    20

  63. mara says:

    This is favour to Shitty…without him they are stronger :)

  64. mara says:

    Butt guy is King…his team looseing 1:0…he is gonig out…and walking slowly like they are winning, and he is stilling time… to his own team… :) haahahah

  65. YesRed says:

    I’m surprised Ballotelli was on the pitch that long !!!

  66. Giggsy's Chest says:

    I’d rather Balotelli wasn’t given a retrospective ban. I want him to play in the Derby. Rio would get in his head and he’ll lash out, again. City fans with all their theories seem to be forgetting when Balotelli deliberately stamped on Scott Parker’s head, had no action taken by Howard “United fan” Webb, and went on to score the last minute winning penalty. Why always him? Because he’s a cunt.

    City don’t deserve to win fuck all.

  67. Evans_KickingSkills says:

    Great day lads!

    Anybody have a video link to GNev’s circus clown comment? YouTube have failed me again!

  68. smokebreaksteve says:

    At it all afternoon. Sulking and brooding throughout the game Wanted to get sent off. Mario and Viera between them have virtually gift wrapped and handed the title to us. (Sorry, need to re-phrase that. It was never in their hands to hand it to us. It’s still in our Trophy room)!!!!!!!!!!

  69. Zombie Cucumber says:

    Mancini! Mancini!
    Enjoy next year
    down in Serie B!

    (repeat as necessary)

  70. Gyan_Riggs says:

    @STR Quote: “Just out of interest, Manchester City have been awarded more penalties at home than any other club this season. Only West Brom have been awarded fewer than United.”

    This can’t be right? Don’t they have 8 each at home (City and United)?

  71. chica chica says:

    Come on mansilly. Get the sheik to buy more duds like Balo the clown.
    Keep the Tevez the money grabbing cunt there.

    The sheik really made a big blooper in buying the wrong manchester team. :)

  72. Mike says:

    Yet another irrational attempt at logic. How does you get yet another refereeing favour and Song nearly getting his leg broken even it out for Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool, Spurs, Newcastle (the list goes on). You get these favours dozens of times a season and a dozen other clubs get a fortunate decision once each. That does not “even it out”. Typical blind Man U fan again. You have no idea………….that’s why you’re hated by so many real football fans who support their local clubs.

  73. Sparky says:

    Get in! We win trophies , you never have done. It’s not a fluke , it never has been. Best manager in history 20!

  74. LINGYM says:

    FOR SALE….BLUE BANDWAGON, WAS A GOOD RUNNER BUT THE WHEELS HAVE FALLEN OFF, IT’S STUCK IN 2ND GEAR AND THE ITALIAN ENGINES FUCKED.

  75. johnny avi says:

    Looks like mike came on here since blue moon forum was temporarily closed. Fuck off you nonce!

  76. Joe MUFC says:

    Lol mike what a bitter fool… ‘Local club’ really, why did arsenal sign park again to get fans in asia dumb fuck @ least learn to speak english first before spitting sh!t.. Doesn’t matter where u come from u bitter fool it’s about the passion u have for the club and that’s something u’ll never understand .. United is such a special club following united is more than anything you’ll ever know it’s a religion it brings joy to millions of people around the world gives them something to look forward to every weekend an escape from their prisons called life… What the fuck are u on about? And why are u on a United blog obsessed much

  77. adacta says:

    Mike, Are you by any chance a long suffering, bitter, delusional Liverpool supporter?

  78. Zulu-Utd-Malta says:

    What a Gr8 Easter………………….
    Now guys get U’r CHAMPAGN ready !
    Do you guys know what CITY means ? ? ?

    C hickens I n T heir Y ard (WASTELANDS)

    Another 1 : :)
    Trin Trin!Greater Manchester police, how can I help you ?
    ” Yes I’d like to cancel my complaint please”.
    What was the complaint regarding?”
    ” I was complainig about my noisy neighbours, but it is ok, they seem to have shut the fuck up now!”
    :)
    On a personal note: After yesterday I believe they are not noisy any more but still very stupid……..

  79. hurr says:

    Hey Mike, may I refer you to this website you stupid deluded twat?

    http://www.debatabledecisions.com/tables

  80. Zulu-Utd-Malta says:

    @ Mike…….
    Have you seen the site hurr posted ?
    People like you hate United coz of ENVY, YOUR CLUB AND U’R TEAM IS FUCKEN NIL, YOU CAN NEVER BE MANCHESTER UNITED NOT EVEN IN A MILLION YEARS COZ YOU CAN NEVER BE A BRAND NAME & LAST BUT NOT LEAST YOU HAVE MERCENARIES PLAYING FOR YOU!
    Now go and vomit your envy and swollow your saliva when you break your heart seeing us lifting the 20th tile !!!!!

  81. Denise Williams says:

    Well surprise surprise Balotelli gets away with his leg breaker tackle. Who else believes David Bernstein has had his dirty hands all over this decision. This proves 100% that there is corruption within our FA. Bearing in mind the abuse dished out by our FA towards FIFA and Sep Blatter well looks a bit rich now doesn’t it? I mean is Sep Blatter any worse than that egotistical filthy little liar and crook Bernstein. Never in a billion years. As for Martin Atkinson I see only one way around this. All the clubs must stick together and refuse to play if this useless inept fool is chosen again. All this proves to me that our FA is not fit for purpose and needs to be replaced by a genuine independant body that understands the game and has no proven allegiance to any club. This FA are a bad joke. Also did anyone read Michael Owen’s twitter page last week the FA finally sent his England cap from 2007. Five years too late small wonder Owen was quite openly sarcastic about the FA.

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