Translation: I arrive at Manchester, and I knew I had to start at the bottom… soon everything began to change, why not try new things, why not make my parents proud, like I’m proud of them, why not lose that fear to lose, well why not.
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Him and Berba up top next year!!
ZERO!
I wish I spoke Spanish:)
Hmmm following King Eric: a United legend and famous actor?
Great player have you seen the crowd at wastelands tonight 27000 what a bunch of arsoles they are the true manchester club they are a load pat time wankers
Zero coke for you Chicharito.
Shubhangmanred that is the post of the week! Brilliant!
imma go to the store and buy me some zero.
So long as he doesn’t follow King Eric just yet. Already love this lad what a cracking player and has a little fire in his belly. See you Saturday Chicharito.
What’s funnier?
Manchester is blue.
OR
City are a massive club.
OR
Future is bright and ours.
OR
We are closing in on Manchester United.What’s funnier?
Manchester is blue.
OR
City are a massive club.
OR
Future is bright and ours.
OR
We are closing in on Manchester United.
I would like a Diet Coke Zero please
It’s an ad with Chicharito in it, yet there are plenty of comments about City. They’re meant to be the obsessed ones for crying out loud.
Porque no! Why not!
Classy guy. Decent looking and seems a role model on hard work, patience, and character.
Andale muchacho!!!! Sique sigue!!!
Am I the only one that understood the commercial?
At the end of this commercial, one make a question: “chicharito, do you think Mexico win the next World Cup?” and his answer… Why not!
if we can not win the World Cup, hope United win all!
Good luck Javier! Good luck United!
Some one should post the video of balotelli trying to put a bib on. What an effin idiot.
I haven’t laughed that hard in ages….lets all laugh at Shitty.
Translation:
I arrive in Manchester and I realize I have to start from zero. This is so different!”
- Chicharito! want something to drink?
- Coke zero? Why not?
Suddenly everything started changing
-What are you doing?
- I’ll drive
Why not try new things?
Why not make my father and grandfather proud, just like I’m proud of them?
Why not lose the fear of winning?
-Chicharito! Do you think someday Mexico will win the WC?
-Why not?
Life, if you dont taste it, it tastes like nothing
Why not taste Coca Cola zero?
(“probar” is the spanish word for both “try” and “taste”)
Translation:
I arrive at manchester and I realize that I have to start from 0. This is very different.
Chicharito, do you want something to drink?
Coca-Cola Zero? Why not?
And suddenly everything started to change.
What are you doing?
I drive. Why not try new things? Why not make my father and my grandfather as proud of me as I am of them? Why not lose the fear to win?
Chicharito, do you think Mexico may win the WC some day?
Why not? Life, if you don’t try it, it has no taste.
Why not try Coca Cola Zero?
Here’s a quick transcript….
“I arrived at Manchester, and I realize I have to start from Zero”
“This is very different”
-Friend: Chicharito, do you want something to drink
“Coca Cola Zero, why not?”
“…and all the sudden, everything started to change”
-Friend: What are you doing?
“I’ll drive”
“why not make my father and grandfather proud, the same way I feel about them?”
“why not loose the fear of Winning”
- Reporter: Chicharito, Do you think Mexico will ever win the World Cup?”
“Why not?”
“Life…if you don’t try it…it’s tasteless”
“Why not try Coke Zero?”
“why not try new things?”
Meh, never liked Zero. Diet coke any day.
@shubhangmanred
Awesome mate.
Nothing lost in those translations! Thanks!
no no no
Here is the real translation:
Their is no value in the market.
Chicharito
Yes their is their is coke zero and then their is me
Chicharito Costas Zero. Well, 7 with 6 zeros.
Look at the feedburner figure, 3 more and we reach 2012! End of the world?
@smartalex
Again, meh. I prefer 35 and 6 zeros for Carroll.
Atleast he got a better ad than Santiago Munez
Atleast he got a better ad than Santiago Munez 
@smartalex&costas
@smartalex&costas
Sorry for pathetic double posts and repetitions. Mobile is symbian. And as shitty as city.
Scousers about to say BYE BYE!
Costas, I don’t blame you! Who pays pittance for unknown strikers when there’s a lanky goal threat in Newcastle? Perhaps loserpool’s purchases since fsw have been more about reclaiming the englishness of liverpool than any footballing considerations.
If I may hypothesise…
A fat spanish waiter sodomises everything you hold dear. You deport him, but his revoltingness remains. So you burn most of your possessions, and start again.
Importing obsequious imbeciles is not to be considered lightly. The after effects linger and pervade.
When the shit hits the fan, Mankini blames Balotelli for City’s fuck up to cover his butt:
http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11679_6819359,00.html?
Didn’t know Balotelli got sent off at Kiev too…
@shubhangmanred
Lol agreed.
Beautiful day – Both City and Liverpool OUT!
shubhangmanred you’re confusing me! I feel hypnotised when I read some of your posts. I start repeating parts of your speech, and drift in a trance.
Obrigado Braga!! haha
was to them. Compliments us. Really.
Am off guys. Mobile fucked up. It seems. Can’t comment properly. 3:30 am here btw.
Hope this gets posted properly.
So, 27000 turn up at Wastelands to see city dumped out of Europe. What a joke their fans are.
As for the FA Cup, they’ve fought their way past Leicester (after a replay), Notts County (after a replay), Aston Villa Reserves & Reading. Now they’ve got to face a real team, and we’ll teach them a lesson.
It’s nothing to Braga about, Liverpool going out.
Bad luck shubhangmanred, sorry about that.
A case of mo bile than mobile.
As with all polls, VOTE EARLY AND OFTEN,
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/poll/2011/mar/16/alex-ferguson-ban-manchester-united
“He always tries to stay on the shoulder of the last defender. You know he is quick, which makes it easier to find him. By making those runs behind defenders, it creates more space in front of them. It is certainly working well at the minute.”–Wayne Rooney (http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11667_6817169,00.html).
Couldn’t have said it better myself. 14gend.
@Costas
Thats the difference between Fergie and Mancini…
Fergie will never criticize his players in public… he’ll defend them to the death and take the blame… then he’ll give out to them 1 on 1 like managers should.
Mancini openly criticize his own players…. look at Darren Bent his whole Tottenham career went down the drain after the over the top reaction to his miss against Portsmouth!
In a week, Arsenal, loserpool, city have all been bounced out of Europe.
In that week, United has won in Europe, won through in the FA Cup, remained well top in the Prem, had our Manager railroaded by the press and the ABU, and it’s actually same old same old.
Nothing new here, move along.
Thursday night scouse are out
he scores 16 goals,and he is not a 50 mill or 35 mill or even 24 million man (and yes, i mean torres,carroll and balotelli)
reserves 2-2
Well you want to see a video worth watching – well, this is it:
http://www.twitvid.com/AHCJ1
City – the laughter factory that keeps on giving!
Good kid with a good work ethic! Let him make some money from ads, since hes not a megamillionaire…. yet!! Second best scorer on his debut season at Manchester United!! Amazing!
but its not just the goals with this kid, he brings much more!
Previewing The Possible Opposition: Quarterfinals
http://www.theunitedreligion.com/2011/03/previewing-possible-opposition.html
HE brings sexiness back to United!
No steve. It WILL be Rooney and Chicharito up front next year. Rooney isn’t going anywhere ( at least i don’t think so) and i also don’t want him to go anywhere he has shown us what he can do on the pitch when he is on form. Not ready to lose another brilliant player.
Mwhahahahahahahaha! Oh what a night. Did I REALLY see a full end empty and more besides at the council house? Pathetic. Comedy club. Mancini then publically slating balotelli and saying he won’t be in squad. Yeah great management bobby. You bought the cunt so you know what you were getting. The previous suggestion that they are getting closer is both ridiculoius and insulting. They are nowhere near us. No youth syatem anymore. Well there is but they are shit and won’t get a sniff. No tradition or history to build on. A club built on a bed of sand. Bitterness and delusion seeping from every pore. These cunts don’t stand a chance in a big pressure game at wembley when it matters. As per usual they will shit the bed. Just another game to our lads.
As for the dippers I can’t believe we got beat by that shower of shit. Absolute dross. Turgid insipid football. Turning into wimbledon. Justy long balls up to lanky streak of piss gyppo carrol. Thirty five million just reeks of desperation. Nowhere near that figure. Its a joke. On five live tyhey were puzzled as to how they couldn’t perform like they did against us. Probably beacuse we are their cup final now and nowt else matters to them. Bet they are selling a dvd of the win over us. They have become a very mediocre smalltime ambitionless club. What’s funny is to the deluded scouse masses king kenny cannot put a foot wrong. But he will. He usually does. They were talking on the phonliones tonight and they actually think they are gonna sign a few world class players in the summer. I don’t think many top players will want to join a club that isn’t in ANY european competition. Their days are fucking numbered. Aint karma a bitch hey carrragher? Even put lfctv and seeing rat face weasel aldridges long face was priceless. It was funny as fuck. Cunt. He said its important to move on and buld on their achievements the last three months. Err what fucking achievements? Beating united in your cup final? Pathetic.
Glad to see both these two bit clubs out. Ha ha. Citeh fans had their hearts on dublin and were that arrogant to think they would stroll it. Would they fuck. Your portos benficas etc would have done them.
All in all the british clubs did us proud in europe tonight.
Fair play again to ian holloway for saying the fergie ban is madness. I have heard quite a lot of pundits etc saying its a nonsense. Still can’t get over it. Just seen gattusos fucking head butt on jordan. Well I say headbutt if that’s what you can call it. Fucking weasel. Anyway how the fuck can he get a game less for violence? It stinks to high heaven this.
Lets all laugh at City
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBrD1eWo-6E
Have to love this guy
The world’s second best player (TM) can’t put on a bib by himself. What a joke of a player.
Bib 1 balotelli 0
ronnie savage should do standup .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAtYlc1BsK8
@hammons Mate its an open draw. All the teams can face the other one, no restrictions no seeding. so MU can face Chelsea or Spurs…
off topic; Scousers are out of europa league along with Man Shitty®
@King Eric
Its a bit off topic but following on from your point
Big Joe Jordan has just received a ban for being headbutted AND for getting shoved in his face
What a freaking Joke!!
Next they’ll say he was banned because he did not fight back to Gattuso and exposing himself unftit to be a football coach and bringing disrepute to the game…
Fucking cunts the lot of them
hahahahaha…. Mario Biblotelly…. classic line!!!!!!!!! If you’re going to the United – City match, make of poster of this…..
Lol, never understood the idea of diet coke or coke zero. Like, right, i’m sure they’re healthier. ahah.
With so much of experience of not putting too much of love on players, Is till can’t help it. I really hope, Chicharito stays the same good self. He’s a religious lad. And is respectful and humble. So fingers crossed.
King Eric – Hello mate, you well? Great post of 1.11. Hilarious seeing both them scum bastards getting knocked out of Europe on the same night. Balotelli is a fucking mentalist who has serious issues and Mancini is a weak man who is a deluded cunt. Balotelli said that their attack is the best in the world, better than Barcelona’s. Great comment. I wonder what that bitter cunt Summerbee has to say about that performance, keeping in mind that he claimed City are closing in on United after their ‘dominance’ at Old Trafford in the derby.
As for Liverpool, totally agree with you mate. How the fucking hell did we lose to that shit team? But do you know what the worst thing about that defeat was? That absolutely dreadful Kuyt getting a hat-trick and nearly getting a fourth – I said to my mate, if he nicked a fourth, that would be the biggest injustice in the history of the game. The commentators were orgasming whilst going on and on about that hat-trick making out it was unique in such a fixture, it took them until full-time to realise that Berba had actually done likewise in the fixture at Old Trafford. Fucking cunts. It makes me laugh how Dogleish was quick to take the morale high ground when Braga’s Kaka elbowed that thug Carroll in the first leg, demanding a retrospective charge for violent conduct, when he was happy to ignore Carraghers crude challenge on Nani. Merieles was lying around on the ground trying to get some of their players booked and Carroll was snarling at his teammates when they failed to deliver an inch perfect cross to him. Kuyt was running around like a headless chicken, which prompted the commentator to say how hard working he is chasing lost causes. No, he is the fucking lost cause. Long ball, one dimensional, boring football club. They have already won their cup final, so it would be too much to ask them to win last night. Long live King Kenny eh? The fucking cunt is a has been who is out of his depth at the club, but that won’t stop the Liverpool fans claiming that next year will finally be their year to win the league again, despite the fact that they couldn’t even beat a team that were smashed 6-0 by Arsenal earlier in the season.
King Eric/Kings – Did you guys hear Ronnie Irani this morning? The guy is a fucking cunt and he talks everyday about how he’s a United fan. He’s a full on prick. He was saying what a ‘great effort’ it was by the City fans to attend last nights match as it was an early kick off. Then he started talking about the atmosphere at Anfield. I hate this man more and more everyday
Frankly, its a bit rich, to put it mildly, seeing Mancini slating Balocunt. The world knew that here was a psychonutter of a player, and most managers wouldnt touch him with the wrong end of a bargepole. Who snapped him up? You, Mr. Mancini. And you knew exactly what you were bargaining for. So shut the fuck up and lie on that bleedin bed that you made for yourself.
@King Eric
@Kings
Brilliant posts lads,absolutely hit the nail on the head!
The scouse scum must be delusional as usual to think Kenny will bring them silverware,oh goodness!,that is surely the highest order of delusion,as for Citeh them bitter blues can get fucked to think Bibliotelli had the nerve to mention Citeh almost being on par with United is a disgrace,he should hangf his head in shame,but what can I say,he’s the most deluded football player in the world,he’s got such a big ego it’s fucked up,and to be honest I haven’t seen him produce the goods to be brutal,he’s an overrated cunt!!!
Anyway glad to see Chicharito doing well for himself,The Coke Zero ad is good just cos he’s in it!
Lads I think those UEFA cunts are going to bottle the draw,I think this will be the draw:
Inter Milan vs Real Madrid
Tottenham Hotspurs vs Barcelona
Manchester United vs Schalke 04
Shakhtar Donetsk vs CSKA London
Hahahaha VIVA HERNANDEZ !!!!
This whole Chicharito story reminds me of Goal 2 with that character santi Nunez…
Just popped in to wish all true reds a great day. Looking forward to the CL draw in an hour or so and to be honest I do not really care who we get, 2 more great games to look forward to!
As for Hernandez, he is a star in the making, the kid reminds me of OGS in every sense, great finisher, humble and loves the club……
Max – he hasnt yet moved to Madrid, and we all hope it stays that way, right?!!
This whole Chicharito story reminds me of Goal 2 with that character santi Nunez…
What time is the fucking draw? BBC says its 10 GMT, then they say its 11 GMT… UEFA says its 12 GMT.
WTF, make the draw already!
Fucking Chelsea away in the first leg!!!!!
At least the travel factor is minimal.
Kings – ha . Spot on mate. I noticed that cunt Carrol snarling at his team mates. The man is a fucking thug mate and pound to a penny this cunt will be in the bars of Liverpool with Stevie Me attacking dj’s and so on.
Rai – Irani is a tosser mate. I cringe when this cunt is on MUTV telling his tales of been a lad on the stretty. Prick.
@hammers:
you’re right! Santiago Nunez & Javier Hernandez aka Chicharito, uncanny!
Someone should do GOAL3 based on Chico! Love that guy…
@KingOfStretfordEnd Supposedly Coca Cola Zero has no calories and tastes like the regular Coca Cola. Diet Cola has no calories but it tastes different, some say. I like Diet Cola: Coca Cola Light.
In Mexico Coca Cola Zero is not very popular. There was a rumor that the US FDA (food and drug admin) did not approve that drink as it had carcinogen elements. It was not sold in the US but Coca Cola introduced it to Mexico. Many of us thought it was a poor decision as in: not good enough for the US but good enough for Mexico. Apparently, they improved the drink’s formula so it does not have carcinogens anymore, it is now sold in the US and Mexico.
I only drink Coca Cola Zero if there is no other choice or it is free. They even gave away little cans, free. In my view, Coca Cola Zero is very unpopular in Mexico. So they launched a commercial with one of the most popular young Mexican to improve the brand.