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VIDEO: Rooney Behind All Four Of England’s Goals

Wayne Rooney assisted three of England’s four goals tonight, as well as playing the brilliant pass forward for England’s first goal. Well done Wazza.

In other International news, Corry Evans scored for Northern Ireland away against Slovenia, creeping in at the back post.

Darren Fletcher captained Scotland in their 0-0 away draw against Lithuania. Nemanja Vidic played in Serbia’s 3-0 win over Faroe Islands. John O’Shea played in the Republic of Ireland’s 1-0 win over Armenia.

Chris Smalling, Danny Welbeck and Tom Cleverley played for England’s U-21s against Portugal U-21, who Bebe represented.






 

59 Comments

  1. Mark the Devil says:

    well done wazza, but remember, today you are an english hero next week you will that fat granny shagging munich twat! oh the joys of being english! england phtttttttt

  2. Costas says:

    He is crab, boo him Ingerlunders.

  3. Mark the Devil says:

    you are right costas, boo him last match cheer him this! fickle twats.

  4. willierednut says:

    Go on Cory son, well played lad.

  5. Costas says:

    *crap* I meant.

    Heard that France lost at home to Belarus tonight. But I thought Evra was the root of all evil for them…

    @Mark

    Didn’t expect any better from them. He had to produce a display like this just to not get booed. Terry and Lampard skipped the two games with bullshit injuries, but you won’t hear anything against them.

  6. Costas says:

    @willie

    Any news on Evans mate?

  7. willierednut says:

    Viva Wayne Rooney, viva Wayne Rooney, he got no hair, but we don’t fucking care, viva Wayne Rooney!

  8. willierednut says:

    Costas – Haven’t heard anything more, but it doesn’t sound too good atm.

  9. Kings says:

    Well done Wazza. Just remember you will be abused by the ABU cunts next week, but you know that we love you. Let the media wankfest begin – England European Champions 2012 and all that.

  10. Costas says:

    @willierednut

    Thanks anyway. If it’s a groin thing we could be talking about 2 weeks on the sidelines. A bit nervous about Rio playing his first game back at Goodison too. He is experienced of course, but he has played 45 minutes of football in the last 3 months. Or maybe Wes will be drafted in.

  11. Aaramz4red says:

    Roo is back, not giving away the balls like he did against WestHam.

    United awaits your return

  12. willierednut says:

    Costas – Ole said Rio’s ready for first team action. On Jonny, we just gotta hope it’s not a bad one.

  13. Costas says:

    Portugal-Cyprus 4-4. WTF? Great result for our Cypriot friends, although I am guessing portuguese princess won’t be pleased. :D

    Nani played the full 90 by the way.

  14. Costas says:

    @willierednut

    He is fit to go, no doubt. He isn’t match fit though. If the game was at OT, I’d have been more confident about him starting. Anyway, we still have one week until the game. Hopefully we will have good news on the Evans front until then.

  15. willierednut says:

    Cq will be out on his ear, if that keeps up.

  16. Fze123 says:

    England will win the Euros and then the WC two years later, YHIHF. Fuck me, can’t wait until Everton, Rooney will be on fire when we next play. Hopefully. Nani nearly scored with a cracking FK that hit the bar today, bagged 2 assists though. Portugal game was hugely entertaining, albeit with horrific defending from both sides.

  17. portugueseprincess says:

    @Costas, I don’t know wether to laugh or cry mate. That was utterly ridiculous. Umbelivable. I need a strong drink. Idon’t even know what happened to Eduardo today. Gosh I really need a drink!

    Regarding Rooney, some English fans don’t deserve him. That’s all I got to say. Love you Wazza.

  18. willierednut says:

    Surprised Portugal were so bad at the back, don’t they have Alves and Carvalho?

  19. Costas says:

    @portugueseprincess

    Sorry about the result, but hey, Greece drew with Georgia at home today! Save a drink for me. ;)

    Maybe the players were affected by CQ’s absence. Cyprus have caused the odd upset here and there, but It’s very rare for a Quieroz team to concede 4 at home.

  20. portugueseprincess says:

    There is a lot of problems in the Portuguese dressing room. Simao and Nani had a row in the WC and now Simao has retired citing personal reasons. I am actually still in shock because of that. Simao was one of our best players.
    There are reports that the dressing room is divided between those who want Queiros to stay and those who don’t.
    But still, i cannot accept this draw :( …The strongest drink I have at home is Sangria. That wont help hahahaha :)

  21. Costas says:

    I’ll buy you some ouzo then, lol. Strong stuff.

  22. Shoe says:

    “well i think he might have been setting himself expecting a bender!”

  23. TSS says:

    Excellent performance from Rooney, but I do wish he’d have played a bit further forward and got himself among the goals.

    Still, you can’t grumble at 4-0 and if the decision has been made for Rooney to play a lot deeper than he has been, then it’s clearly worked so overall, very happy.

  24. Latics says:

    Alex Ferguson is the biggest cunt of all time FUCK YOU MAN UTD LOAD OF SCUM. MOST DISGUSTING FOOTBALL TEAM OF ALL TIME ABSOLUTE SHITE FUCKING CRAP, U FOOLS ON HERE THINK UR SO GREAT WELL UR SHIT AND UR NOT GONNA BE DOMINANT FOR A LONG TIME WAIT TILL WIGAN CUM UP OLD TRAFFORD LITERALLY AS WE FUCK YOU UP AND END YOUR HOPES OF A TOP 4 FINISH. FUCKING UNEDUCATED SCUMBAGS. And u cant say that about me coming from wigan, i grew up in london. so.ha. fuckers.

  25. Latics says:

    This is by far the most stupid and biased blog out there, and could the guy who writes up the posts be any more uneducated?

  26. RyanGiggsTheLegend says:

    Rooney played very well today………..Hope he scores against Everton.

  27. Fze123 says:

    @Latics, fuck off you bastard. You twisted fucking moron, where are you posting from, a locked ward in a psychiatric hospital? Who the fuck are Wigan? That team who leaks 6 goals every week is gonna deny us a 4th place finish, ooh my we’re running scared. If this UNITED blog is biased, why are you on here? There’s a box with a red X on it on the top right hand corner of this page, click on it, go somewhere else and spout your pile of fucking shite, you bellend.

  28. Slim says:

    Geez Lactics did you escape from a mental institute or what. Do your self a favour and Fuck off back to where you came from. Wigan deny US a fourth place fiinish ? This fella must be mad, stark raving mad

  29. Ash says:

    @lactics
    You must be piers cunt morgans son.you Donkey you are going to be dependent on our boy cleverley to avoid getting relegated.Now go to a wigan blog and write something rubbish there ,ohhh i fogot there is no blog for wigan.Poor team.

  30. Devil310 says:

    Lets all ignore Lactics now…..obviously has some mental deficiency

  31. IFECO 4 UNITED says:

    Love u wazza nomatter what, dont mind those fans who boo you just play the ball @ costas please i need updates on evans crop cos we dont need any f*** injuries this season.

  32. buytheclub2012 says:

    fuck you lactics please end your rivals hopes to sent your fucking team half dozen of eggs first!

  33. Costas says:

    Don’t pay attention to trolls guys. His comments won’t complete 24 hours in here.

    @IFECO 4 UNITED

    Me too, but in these cases it can be extremely frustrating. We will have to wait until the lad reports back to Carrington. And then we will probably have to wait until Fergie’s pree conference. So in all likelyhood, we won’t know until next Friday.

  34. Kings says:

    Latics – Go fuck yourself you cunt.

  35. mattbw7 says:

    Latic, thank for contributing to our little forum, your first post was it supposed to be humorously insulting, though I’m not sure what beiing brought up in London had to do with educational statistics when you actually look at them it appears no better than other parts of the country.
    On to your second post;
    Latics says:
    This is by far the most stupid and biased blog out there, and could the guy who writes up the posts be any more uneducated?
    Surely if you where edcuated you have written “be any less educated” as its a better use of grammer?

  36. Zulu-Malta says:

    In another blog ( I don’t remember which one ) I said that it would be a dream to see Rooney partner Defoe in a United team. I have always thought that those 2 can make history with us, but I think it is going to remain a dream!

    As for Latics….. If you don’t like it here you know what you should do! This is our blog ( thanks a million to Scot the Red ) and we are entitled to express our opinion wether you like it or not. More comments on this headless, bastard, retarded, wanker coming from a retarded family are useless!

  37. ancha says:

    england were better without lampard…or rather with gerrard in midfield…with out hart…they would have easily conceded two or more goals….
    portugal’s game was like some german bundesliga match few seasons back…where there would be plenty of goals and crappy defending
    carvalho,deco,simao…retired after WC…and there is no exciting talent in U21 either..so not expecting much from portugal in near future..
    thank god evra was banned!…thats what came to my mind…after seeing france against belarus..i hope he retires and conc. on club footy.
    not seen much of cory evans…but looks like he has eye for goal…
    finally…im damn excited…cleverly was the main creative influence in England’s U21 game…bagged an assist too…im going to watch a lot wigan games this season ..lol

  38. bchilds says:

    United>England

    Wazza will always be one bad game for Ingurland away from a grilling, for United he will always be our star.

  39. willierednut says:

    Obviously that wasn’t a Wigan fan, probably a cityfan, or dipper, he’s been buggered and he’s expressing his pain.

  40. redorded says:

    Thought Wazza played brilliantly – why are we searching everywhere when the Roon can play Scholes role so well?

  41. Gotta hate tiny tears says:

    I taught it was fantastic when sky asked walcott about JD(where the fuck did that nickname come from) and he said yeah he was good , and so was rooney- he said, to kill the rooney praise they cut him off and said that the last person to score 3 for england before defoe was walcott, and i was hoping he would of answered “yeah after wazza did all the work in that game aswell” sadly this did not happen

  42. redorded says:

    @lactics
    The reason why prozac was invented!

  43. Gotta hate tiny tears says:

    Latics says:
    This is by far the most stupid and biased blog out there

    Ha Ha Ha , you know what else is biased towards united

    MUTV

  44. rooney the new king says:

    why is anyone getting worked up over latics post, everyone knows the internet by now he is a troll and I could not take him serious

  45. Gotta hate tiny tears says:

    redorded

    The reason why bullets were invented!

  46. willierednut says:

    He’s a dumb f**k as well.

  47. Costas says:

    Latics: the reason vaseline was created. His ass still stings apparently.

    @RTNK

    Exactly. You get one in every thread nowdays.

  48. redorded says:

    @lactics
    Your depravity is matched only by your stupidity.
    You’re obviously lonely, so go find yourself a sewer where you can hang out with your own kind, and leave us alone!

  49. willierednut says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMAwD4H02lQ

    Cory Evans goal against Slovenia, for anyone interested.

  50. xol says:

    When I used to work in Wigan, colleagues at the Council used to complain about ‘Brain drain’, where all the clever types from the local area all go away to university, never to return. It’s sad to learn the problem has escalated, with the likes of our latics friend moving into the town.

  51. King Eric says:

    Who the FUCK is this latics cunt? Some people are very bitter. Fucking Wigan. Pie eating fuckers.

  52. King Eric says:

    Zulu Malta – Defoe isn’t a United player. Like last season he starts on fire then fizzles out post xmas. A good finisher like but not for me.

  53. CedarsDevil says:

    Who is this Wayne Rooney you speak of? surely a flop right? I mean ffs he could not even score 40 goals last season.. Even compared by genius pundits to Heskey… Everton reject and a player on the highway down….

    Sell him now Fergie and use the money to buy a player that the English press approves of, if you need advice speak to talksport

  54. King Eric says:

    Which cunt on talkshite compared Wayne to fucking Heskey? Wasn’t fat Stan per chance? Cannot beieve that dogging bird beater had the gall to call Giggsy a cheat last week. Sickening actually.

  55. willierednut says:

    King Eric – Not dopey Stan, some header texted in and said Rooney has taken over Heskey’s role.

  56. CedarsDevil says:

    @ King Eric

    Does it matter which cunt it was? Do they not all fall under that category?

  57. AlphaRS says:

    Why is Ingurlunds best striker making up goals for other players?
    Is it because Ingurlunds link up play is so shite they can’t set Rooney up with a goal so he has to make goals for everyone else?!
    Is this gonna be the start of the media machine starting to churn that Ingurlund are actually any good and they could possibly win something? Don’t be fooled. Ingurlund are shite and have been for 44 years. Atleast that bunch in 1966 were proper gentlemen. It makes me nautious everytime the current team are mentioned in the same breath.
    NEVER HAVE SO FEW GIVEN SO LITTLE FOR SO MANY.

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