VIDEO: Rooney Is Brilliant

i heard rafa is trying to fit those tires into his january transfer budget. they’re already better than carragher.

rooninho
balloons, tyres whats next eh? lol fiorentine 5-2 up and the dippers drawing..not looking good for them!!! in rafa we trust

haha babel takes a free kick edge of box and hits it out for a throw in, thats more like him

Great skills from Roo, the dippers are going to play in Euro league ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Love it…. FSW takes ladyboy off and then concede!! again!!

poor jamie, don’t like to see united fans look so sad

1-1. Chuffed. Poor dippers, they’re having a disastrous season. Stevie me is out, torres needs surgery, suffering from the loss of alonso etc.. God bless rafa, doing his best as a manager. The dippers won’t find any one half as good as him. In rafa we trust.
Bloody hell how did rooney manage to dribble past all them tyres. Superb.

Liv are almost out of the uefa…wat a season were owen at united,liv out of uefa,man city competing for top 4…

Breaking news: rafa benitez (aka fat Spanish waiter) is to become the new leader of the conservative party. Senior members wished for a more decisive character that would get them out of europe as quick as possible. More to follow….

How many takes did the photo crew need to film Rooney clean through ?

I don’t want to gloat about Liverpoo’s performance – BUT, what the hell, fuck ‘em.

That was a perfect result. Now they’ve got another two weeks to lick their wounds and nine months until next year.

brett1985 – “killjoy1985 here” Quality mate. Top post and I agree with you.

As for the dippers I can’t believe fans are STILL backing the fat waiter. Tonight’s result could have serious repercussions . If they fail to reach the last stages and if they do fail to finish top 4 it could financially ruin them. Priceless. That is the sort of losers they are. United are 3-1 down with 8 minutes to go and nick a stoppage time equaliser and go through to the next stage. The scousers however CONCEDE in stoppage time and are almost out of the competition. That is the difference with Champions. Cannot see Lyon beating Fiorentina in Italy given they have already qualified and will field a weaker side. The funniest thing of the lot is the fact Rafa took Torres off thinking the game was over only to concede. The scousers will be furious.

Nearly two weeks ago a dipper mate of mine was texting me, crowing about ‘beating the Manc cunts’. That day really was their cup final. I’ve not heard a peep out of the twat since!! Sent him a few messages but sadly no reply! Goodness me i’m enjoying this. We must win the league and overtake the vermin this season which will rub it in even more and drastically increase the suicide rate on Merseyside.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJhVFGedmjE
help
and liverpool jokes

Q: How many Liverpool fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Yeah, as if they have electricity in Liverpool…
A father and son were eating breakfast. The fathers newspaper had the headline “Van Gogh sold for £8 million”.
The son asked “is he worth it, Dad?”, to which the father, surprised at his son’s interest in fine art, replied “I suppose so, son. Why do you ask?”
The son said “Well, Liverpool paid more than that for Andriy Voronin, and he is crap”
what do you call a scouser winning the league?
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wayne rooney
A Primary Teacher explains to her class that she is a Liverpool fan.

She asks her students to raise their hands if they too are Liverpool
fans.

Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.

The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, ‘Mary, why

didn’t you raise your hand?’

‘Because I’m not a Liverpool fan,’ she replied.

The teacher, still shocked, asked, ‘Well, if you are not a Liverpool
fan, then who are you a fan of?’

‘I am a Man Utd fan, and proud of it,’ Mary replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears. ‘Mary, why, pray tell, are
you a Man Utd fan?’

‘Because my mum is a Man Utd fan, and my dad is a Man Utd fan,
so I’m a Man Utd fan too!’

‘Well,’ said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, ‘that is no
reason for you to be a Man Utd fan. You don’t have to be just like
your parents all of the time… What if your mum was a prostitute
and your dad was a drug addict, what would you be then?’

‘Then,’ Mary smiled, ‘I’d be a Liverpool fan.
Police cordoned off Liverpool City Centre this morning when
a suspicious object was discovered in a car.

It later turned out to be a tax disc.
Liverpool have made a new shirt sponsership deal with pampers
piss up front and shit at the back

Q: What is the difference between Liverpool and swine flu?
A: Foot And Mouth made it to Europe!!!!!!!
The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them. In the distance a voice shouts out “Liverpool are good enough to win the European Cup.” Snow White says “Well at least Dopey’s alive!”
Q. stevie me and the FSW jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground first?.
A. Who gives a FUCK!
Two men are fishing on a river bank in a remote area of the River Thames on a Saturday afternoon miles away from any radio or tv.

Suddenly one man turns to the other and says “Liverpool have blown it in europe again.”
The other man was flabbergasted and said “how in the name of god do you know that?”
The other man replied “It’s quarter to ten.”

Who gives a FUCK!- classic

Lyon 1-1 FSW – what a nice good morning! I hear he said he need not win trophies to be successful in L’pool!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1225361/Manchester-United-midfielder-Darren-Fletcher-plays-broken-bone.html

liverpools current squad is like this rundown car, the doors are falling off, broken windows torn seats rubbish everywhere, the tires looked all worn out, loads of leaks in the car. but they have a great engine a great CD system and great control of the car. the problem is there is so much wrong with the car not even a great engine and CD system is enough to win the race and has the race goes on it falls short because the other parts are not working and it comes up short. when they rely on the crippled torres hoping the useless vorinin and many more thats the results you get.

man utd are like the death star thats still getting rebuilt, loads right with the ship but a lot wrong and its incomplete but the incomplete man utd are still nearly englands best side and much better than liverpool.

Rafa Benitez was wheeling his shopping trolley across the supermarket car park when he noticed an old lady struggling with her bags of shopping. He stopped and asked, “Can you manage dear?” to which the old lady replied, “no way you got yourself into this mess, don’t ask me to sort it out!”
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A Liverpool fan, an Arsenal fan and a Man Utd fan were all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze. All of a sudden Saudi police rushed in and arrested them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offence in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the booze, they were sentenced to death! However, after many months and with the help of very good lawyers, they were able to successfully appeal their sentence down to life imprisonment.
By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi national holiday the day their trial finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheikh decided they could be released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheikh suddenly said: “It’s my first wife’s birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping.”
The Arsenal fan was first in line (he had drunk the least), so he thought about this for a while and then said: Please tie a pillow to my back.” This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. The Arsenal fan had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain when the punishment was done.
The Liverpool fan was next up (he almost finished a half-can), and after watching the scene, said: “Choice! Please fix two pillows on my back.” But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again.
The United fan was the last one up (he had finished off the crate), but before he could say anything, the Sheikh turned to him and said: “You are from a most beautiful part of the world, your city has some of the best and most loyal football fans in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!”
“Cheers mate, your Most Royal and Merciful highness”, The Liverpool fan replies. “In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes.”
“Not only are you an honourable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave. “The Sheik says with an admiring look on his face. “If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish? What is it to be?” the Sheik asks.
“Please tie the Liverpool fan to my back.”
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G.O.O.D. .M.O.R.N.I.N.G.
Liverpool=shit
Rooney = brillant

Liverpool have signed a new sponsorship deal with Butlins. It makes perfect sense- both their seasons end in November

Wheres the comments aslagging off Rooney for his off-field activities?
Wheres the comments questioning his morals? Do you know how dangerous it is to be encouraging kids to play at petrol stations.

Tufty, wind your neck in mate its a fcuking show he’s doing wiv young ppl.

I didn’t have a problem wiv rio doing that film, or wazza doing this show, but you diffo have a problem of some sort.

i have to say that Tufty is on a revenge mission against Scott !

Tufty ain,t a cock ….he’s a dull cunt.

He’s the absolute don with magic feet. Hope he runs riot against the rent boy cunts on Sunday.