When Nemanja Vidic does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

The chief export of Nemanja Vidic is Pain.

If you beat a team containing Nemanja Vidic in Pro Evo it will cause your PS2 to blow up.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Nemanja Vidic could use to kill you – including the room itself.

Nemanja Vidic once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Nemanja Vidic, each testicle is larger than the other one.

Nemanja Vidic grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

Nemanja Vidic once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. It made him blink.

Nemanja Vidic played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Nemanja Vidic puts the “laughter” in “manslaughter”.

Nemanja Vidic hates The Beatles; two to go.

Nemanja Vidic crossed the road. Nobody has ever dared question his motives.

Nemanja Vidic died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can’t get up the courage to tell him.

Nemaja Vidic once woke up in a foul mood. The result was the Yugoslav wars.

Some people get lucky and kill two birds with one stone. Vidic once killed four birds with half a stone. What’s that? You say there’s no such thing as half a stone? The four dead birds didn’t think so either

Fergie didn’t drop Darren Fletcher, Nemanja Vidic dropped Darren Fletcher.

Nemanja Vidic doesn’t mark players, he permanently stamps them.

Nemanja Vidic once turned up for training late – Fergie fined the rest of the team for being early.

Nemanja Vidic doesn’t head the ball away, the ball heads the other way.

Nemanja Vidic can slam revolving doors.

The ‘big bang’ was a Nemanja Vidic tackle.

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actually feel there was nothing concrete in this.the press in the Uk just kept writing shit every time.Vida has always been commited.Every time a United player has a good season he is linked with a host of clubs.His agent too must have got fed up of denying these rumours time and again.also i feel he is developing a good understanding with evans.rio is getting increasingly injury prone so vida has to be the orchestrator and leader in defence organising them for set pieces.

just give him whatever he wants and a little extra cos he is worth it..he has brilliant chemistry with rio..and the other players feel extra confident knowing he is at the back..so instead of saying..let the saga continue..be done with it..

Give him the contract he deserves and put this miserable rumor to bed…