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View From The Enemy: Chelsea Fan On Old and Slow, Boycott and Torres

We couldn’t let a game against Chelsea pass us by without having a quick chat with The Chelsea Blog

Scott the Red: So, are Chelsea “old and slow“?

Chelsea Den: Ask Torres! Obviously, we have two or three in the squad who are a little older and slower than they may once have been, that’s not exactly earth shattering news though is it? I can’t necessarily see AVB letting the side suffer as a result of that over the course of a season though.

STR: Good ol’ Torres. He cost £50m and has scored one goal. When will he become the biggest flop of all time?

CD: He is already isn’t he? Certainly most outside of Chelsea seem to think so anyway. From a Chelsea point of view, we’re probably in two minds. On the one hand, if you looked at his game the other night for example, he gave us both assists and looked impressive. On the other hand, he isn’t actually scoring. How much longer will we keep the faith? I’ll give him a week…

STR: Abramovich is pouring money in to the club on players like this because he wants to win the Champions League. Will he ever get it?

CD: What am I, a bloody fortune teller? If you’re asking will we win it with the squad we’ve got this season, then no we won’t. One day in the future though? Ask Mystic Meg.

STR: Do you wonder if Chelsea’s time has come and gone? Given the football United and City have been playing this season, as well as the potential for their squads to improve, do you see Chelsea competing again any time soon?

CD: Fuck me, write us off completely why don’t you? I think AVB has paid some attention to the future with his signings this summer and our senior players, whether the club admit it or not, won’t be ever-presents for much longer. So as much as you’d like to think otherwise, there’s potential for our squad to improve in the future as well, so there’s no reason we won’t be competing.

STR: You’ve had plenty of players coming in. What about those leaving? Has it been disappointing seeing Chelsea fan Joe Cole go from strength to strength since leaving?

CD: Yeh devastating. I mean, in spite of his love and devotion to Chelsea, we had to understand him leaving us – he was realising his dream signing for the biggest club in the world. Where did he end up by the way?

STR: In the end, a club that could offer him Champions League football. What do you think of the Chelsea fan boycott of Champions League games?

CD: It looked like it was City fans doing that to be honest. Seriously though, it’s up to them really – not that I think the club will respond to it. We were told if we wanted players like Torres, the supporters would have to pay. Probably doesn’t feel like much of a trade-off right now though I guess. To be honest, I stopped going regularly soon after Roman’s arrival anyway – it all got a bit ‘touristy’ for me – so it would be hypocritical of me to criticise.

STR: Ok. Anyway. More about us. What did you think when watching United stuff Arsenal 8-2?

CD: You actually think I sat and watched it? No, even worse, I was sat in a United fan’s house at the time and had to listen to the gloating every time a goal went in. If I remember rightly, what I said to my dad, a Chelsea man obviously, at the time was ‘Fuck me, we have to play them soon’.

STR: Feeling the fear eh? Which United player will you be most fearful of on Sunday?

CD: I wish it was a case of just picking one out, any of them could cause us problems the way they’re playing though. If I was pushed to name just one, it’d probably be Rooney but I’m hoping someone pins him down and shaves his hair off before the game.

STR: And your predictions?

CD: You know me better than to expect a score. I think it’s safe to predict you’ll be a smug bastard and I’ll want to rip your head off though.

STR: I hope you’re right! Cheers.

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138 Comments

  1. Farhan Borst says:

    Hahaha, an entertaining read. Sounds like he’s prepared for a loss.

  2. redcrab says:

    Seems like a reasonable chap! :)

  3. Roon10 says:

    seems he is more of frustrated…

  4. Rai says:

    Anyone watching the Sunday Supplement?? Hope that Smith gets a slap he’s a snide little cunt

  5. smartalex says:

    It seems that even The Chelsea Blog has realised that Chelsea’s squad are not ready to compete. Our wonderful Sir Alex Ferguson has rebuilt teams and rebuilt squads, all the while remaining competitive at the highest level. This quality above all others is what makes Sir Alex the greatest football manager ever. We even win Premier Leagues with squads in transition. In fact, our team right now has changed radically just a few weeks ago, and here we are, an unstoppable juggernaut of youthful exuberance, driven experience and scintillating quality.

    Thank you Sir Alex, Sir Bobby, and Manchester United!

    Oh yes, thanks Scott the Red, and thank you http://thechelseablog.org/ for another excellent View From The Enemy!

  6. Rai says:

    For anyone who’s missed the Sunday Supplement, they basically attacked Sir Alex (or as they named him, Alex/Fergie/Ferguson) as a person and admitted they don’t like him “as a bloke”. It was fuckin disgraceful

  7. Rai says:

    STR – Catch the supplement and you’ll have another article to write up on those spiteful cunts.

    I wouldn’t blink if they dropped dead. A waste of life.

  8. smartalex says:

    “Here we go again then, it’s United vs Chelsea and The Republik of Mancunia vs The Chelsea Blog. The game just wouldn’t be the same without our usual pre-match banter. So let’s see what the cocky Red Scott’s got to say ahead of this one:”
    http://thechelseablog.org/2011/09/17/united-vs-chelsea-talking-to-the-enemy-2/

  9. pablo says:

    they have a slot in this programme that is there just to try to humiliate alex ferguson.its a disgrace.as
    usual barclay has his usual areslicking of wenger then sets out to destroy ferguson…..he also described liverpool fans as the most knowledgable in the world!!! what the fuck is this blokes agenda???

  10. Rai says:

    Pablo – It’s a fuckin joke. It was a personal attack – nothing professional on their agenda. They should be pulled up for that

  11. Red Neck says:

    Always enjoy reading comments from the other camp. Interesting to hear that even supporters of clubs like Chelsea are worried about facing us. When you consider only last season players from lesser teams were coming out and saying that United had lost the fear factor. Speaks volumes for how the side has improved.

  12. The team that wouldn't die says:

    Great read!
    His comment about City being the ones that boycott the CL and the tourist remark about Abramovich are + in my book.
    I think the key to winning today is who will be Ando’s partner. It was clear for all to see that the midfield was too slow against Benfica. If Fletcher’s not fit enough I would go for Jones or even Fabio, as we need someone with guts to go forward.
    My team:
    De Gae
    Smalling Rio Evans Evra
    Nani Jones Ando Young
    Rooney Chicharito

  13. CedarsDevil says:

    Great read, this Chelsea fella seems funny and reasonable….

    Rai – How are you my friend? This sounds disgusting, however if the boss did watch it then I am sure it just put a big fat smile on his face… Fuck em all

  14. CedarsDevil says:

    We will never be rid of watching or listening to all sorts of shit being spouted about our club, manager or players…. Do what I do, for example when I see Townsend in the studio pre match I simply mute the TV, smile and enjoy a smoke

  15. smartalex says:

    Roy Keane : “United to me are just going to get stronger and they are the team to beat as usual. At reserve and academy level, they have got such good young players coming through. Eventually you hope they get into the first team, just as Danny Welbeck and Tom Cleverley have. And they settle straight into the team because they’ve got good habits, good attitudes and a good spirit.”

    10 minute audio file includes Roy Keane interview:
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/14963194.stm

  16. marshawash says:

    Good morning fellow red devils, woke up too exicted..can’t wait! UNITED!! Can’t draw up predictions cas of the way the team plays lately :) but 3 points is all I need..

  17. CedarsDevil says:

    Bonjour Chelsea, bonjour Terry, Torres and co… Welcome to Old Trafford home to the greatest football club on earth, home to the champions…

    Today you will be treated to a football feast starring Rooney, Little Pea, Phil Jones and co… Today you will be taught the art of playing beautiful football and therefore you will bow down to those better than you, more gracious than you and overall better human beings than you. Today you will be privileged to witness the greatest manager of all time giving out instructions to his troops as they totally dismantle you……… Today you play Manchester United and for that chance you should be grateful, do enjoy the occasion while the army of red followers celebrate victory…

    UNITED

  18. Rai says:

    Hey Cedars, I’m well my friend hope you’re ok. Usually I can ignore their dribble….but this time it was too much…cunts the lot of them

  19. Red Neck says:

    Although I didn’t see the Sunday supplement ,hearing of these comments comes as no surprise. Although such blatantly biased and hate filled comments really fuck us all off they are really back handed complements. We’ve
    Always been the biggest and now we are the best as well and this Is what really chokes them.

  20. smartalex says:

    Sir Alex feels the standard has been set for another productive campaign.

    “It is breaking new ground for me, and to say that at this stage of a fairly lengthy career is really something,” he said. “I am excited. And why not? Because we have been privy to something rather special. Of course, you can’t help wondering if it is going to last and after a lifetime in the game, football has taught me that there is often a banana skin around the corner. But while accepting that our present form is exceptional, I can’t help but feel that this season is going to be good for Manchester United.”

  21. RedKonvict says:

    Chelsea almost crapping their pants before the game …
    Giggsy to score !!!Chelsea almost crapping their pants before the game …
    Giggsy to score !!!

  22. fergie is the boss says:

    Red Neck – The reality is, the great united championship winning sides are not appreciated by the media and allot of united fans until 2 or 3 years after their success. I will give you 2 united sides that are rated well now, but at the time fans would always nit pick at the squads. The 2007/08 squad, 2 years ago fans would wank all over that squad then, when at the time many would call united a 1 man team. In some of the media’s great club sides, the 2007/08 squad is rated higher than the barcelona side of 2008/09 squad. That puts things into perspective, if this current side keeps improving they could be up there with some of the great club sides of the past 5 or 6 years.

    And the 2000/2001 united squad, when arsenal were on fire in 2004, and chelsea were on top of their game between 2004 and 2006, united fans would always say remember the days of when united were running away with the league in 2001, but at the time loads of united fans had huge problems with how united were playing that season.

  23. smartalex says:

    Todays other games:

    Spurs v Liverpool
    Fulham v Manchester City
    Sunderland v Stoke

    Let’s have 4 home wins today!

  24. CedarsDevil says:

    smartalex

    Great words by the boss……….We all share his feelings

  25. Balaji Sivaraman says:

    I find it funny that shortsighted Chelsea fans have a go at The Chelsea Blog’s author for bringing Chelsea down. In reality, the only thing he has admitted is that Chelsea’s current squad is nowhere near City or United’s level. And if anyone can argue against that, then they don’t understand football. He never once talked about Chelseas as a club in general. I hate fans like that who cannot see reality when it hits them in the face. If you had asked me in 2005 whether we would beat Chelsea, I might’ve said no. Sigh! I guess dicks like that are always around on both sides. As long as fans like ROM and TCB are around, we needn’t worry.

    As for the game itself, it again depends on whether we can keep up the form. I am not saying anything since I am a proven jinxer. However, I would take any kind of match if it results in a victory for us.

  26. T4M says:

    With Andre Villas-Boas Chelsea have a bright future.The Guy has impressed me.He has a broad knowledge of the game.He’s impressive.

  27. Cyril Sneer says:

    Pre-match entertainment for those that missed it:

    http://agentoffergie.blogspot.com/2011/09/sway.html

  28. fergie is the boss says:

    Balaji Sivaraman – I do not understand why fans are having a go at TCB, he asked questions about what as happened this season. On the game it is all down to united, if united play their short passing game with perfection like against arsenal and bolton I can only see a united win. Rooney needs the likes of anderson especially carrick along with young and nani to make the impact in the final third, and if those 4 along with rooney give hernandez enough service I can see nothing but a united victory. But like I have said allot anything is possible in this game, even at OT

  29. Costas says:

    Unfortunately for you CD, Rooney already had his hair cut yesterday. ;)

  30. smartalex says:

    CedarsDevil

    I am surrounded by bush on all sides. i cannot see another building, even from my roof.

    There are a lot of wild banana trees, and even more monkeys!

    ALL the banana skins have been eaten or shredded. No slip-ups today!

  31. Cyril Sneer says:

    StR – you have Conchita’s name ad ‘Torries’ in the title.

    Very entertaining article and a realistic view of the current Chelsea squad. Of course they have a couple of players that have future potential (Mata and Sturrdge) but can they expect AVB to oversee that, given Roman’s tendency to sack managers and interfere?

    I still say Conchy will be off back to Atletico next summer.

  32. Red Neck says:

    fergie is the boss
    Believe my, I appreciate winning the title any time with any side in any way we can. Yes some titles were won with perhaps less flair than others but a title is a title and I will never moan or complain about that. I was 26 when when won the title In 93 and have loved united all my life so I am not one of those fans who slated past teams. If we can win the 20 th title this year then yes I hope it’s done in style , but as long as we get it I’ll be happy.

  33. REDHOUND says:

    Chelsea Den joins the long list of people making the connection between Rooney and his hair. I remember when Rooney scored the third goal against Tottenham, the commentator said, “And Samson has got his strength back.” Seriously though, Some people just get more confidence when they know they look good. Hoping we get a good haul to prevent City from getting delusions of grandeur incase they go top on goal difference, then again Fulham could do us a favour

  34. RedScottX says:

    Nice and funny discussion between two bloggers…..Well,Wtf!!!?
    Come On,United!!?!?!??!

  35. smartalex says:

    “In our preparations for this game, we were looking at the video analysis of last season’s game,” Sir Alex said.. “In the first half Ji was unbelievable. Not only was he always winning the ball, he started most of our attacks, including the goal we scored after just 36 seconds. Ji plays always for the team, never for himself. He’s never been an individual and he’s always been able to identify and execute the roles we give to him.”

    The United manager reserved particular praise for Park’s tackling and positional awareness. “He has tremendous ability to tackle, which is strange for a forward. Ji’s a fantastic tackler. And his understanding of space is spot-on. When I say that, I mean that whenever we win possession of the ball he’s always in space to receive it. He’s a fantastic team performer, a total team player.”

    ex manutd . com

  36. smartalex says:

    RedScottX

    Don’t curse me now, buddy! Ha Ha ! !

  37. Clint-iamyourpapii says:

    Damn Pre-Match Nerves….I get them before every game, WTF the worst is against Wigan, we have nothing to fear,yet I still get nervous :lol:

    Juan Mata & Sturridge are the only guys to watch, the likes of Lumps,Mikel & Defence are slow and past their best. Ramires could either play really well or be torn to shreds by our play. Malouda is on yo-yo form so the right back should break him mentally.

    I hope Ando,Nani,Young,Rooney+Chico can do some fluid passing shit & take apart Cunterry’s team within the first 30 mins then rest for the leedshite game.

    Carrick+Ando is the worst starting duo out of our Midfield. :???:

  38. Fred says:

    Predictions:

    United 2-0 Chelsea
    Fulham 2-1 City
    Sunderland 1-0 Stoke
    Spurs 1-1 Liverpool

  39. SirAlex'sSon says:

    It going to be a great feeling after the match. Just wish Tom was around. But hey we still got enough energy in the squad. I can’t freaking wait…Have a BLAST RoM!

    COME ON UNITED!!! It going to be a great feeling after the match. Just wish Tom was around. But hey we still got enough energy in the squad. I can’t freaking wait…Have a BLAST RoM!

    COME ON UNITED!!!

  40. bobkoh says:

    To cut thru all the crap, 3-1 to ManUtd.

  41. fergie is the boss says:

    Fred – now thats the dream ticket

  42. RedScottX says:

    @ SmartAlex,Nope i ain’t gonna do that bro…….Arrrggghh,fuck it….Lets beat these Rentboys already..Can’t wait.

  43. smartalex says:

    Spurs 1:0 liverpool
    16 minutes

  44. midlandred says:

    Don`t know why you bother to watch them Rai. They`re all a bunch of dicks

  45. fergie is the boss says:

    any link to the stream

  46. Zelh says:

    adam off. hahahahahah

  47. slim says:

    how it do boys, big game tday, can’t wait for it. Heard the gaffer talking about park and i think we could see a combo of Ando and park with yound and nani supporting. So pumped for the game.

    oh and i see teletubby adam has got himself sent off. bunch of wankers. so much so for the revival at shitpool

  48. Kings says:

    Rai – Hello my friend. Hope you are well. I did actually make a point of that in the previous thread earlier but no one seemed to give a shit, despite the fact that Fergie was on the end of some slaughtering. It was apalling wasn’t it mate? Fucking cunts just laughing at him and that horrible Wenger loving cunt Barclay taking the greatest pleasure in having a go at him. A mate of mine made a great point about Fergie. He said that he always takes time out to help out the younger managers, giving them invaluable advice and is always ready to listen whenever called on, yet these fucking cunts have a go at him at every given opportunity and insist on calling him by his incorrect name. That fucking scum bastard Smith even sarcastically said, ‘oops I meant to say Sir Alex!’. Yeah you’re damn fucking right it is Sir Alex you fucking disrespectful cunt. Both Woolnough and Barclay in a joint attack on Fergie was the most disgusting part of the whole thing. I hope they all die mate.

  49. smartalex says:

    2nd yellow for Charlie Adam.

  50. Indian Devil says:

    Fools a goal down and a man down as well.

    Fucking commentrator says that adams card is harsh!!! Fuck off you cunt that might have been a straight red.Fools a goal down and a man down as well.

    Fucking commentrator says that adams card is harsh!!! Fuck off you cunt that might have been a straight red.

  51. slim says:

    Kings

    hows it going mate. it seems the theme for sunday supplement was SAF attack, what were they on about exactly ? didn’t get to watch the show

  52. smartalex says:

    SirAlex’sSon – Adam walks? More like waddles his fat arse!

  53. smartalex says:

    Daniel Agger injured, and replaced by a debutant, then Adam sent off, now Skrtel is booked.

    loserpool in trouble at White Heart Lane!

  54. Clint-iamyourpapii says:

    Liverpoop are getting destroyed by spurs….still 1-0 but the poop are 10 man.
    Can’t believe these cunts are saying Adam’s foul on Parker was an accident and unintentional.BULLSHT, he saw parker coming and went into break the knees of a guy who had outclassed him for 25 mins.

    If it was Fletch, Rooney, Scholes, Rafael, Vidic they would have said “Ruthless thuggery” but that two first named cunt is loved for being a over-rated tellytubby.

  55. fergie is the boss says:

    slim – on skysports.com you can read what they were saying, and it was beyond a joke. Barclay went from calling united a side with unimaginably potential to being shown they can be got at, Barclay make up your mind you twat. No one has put into context, that carrick fletcher park giggs valencia all started one more game than berbatov this season

  56. Zelh says:

    and coates booked after 10 minutes into the game.

    and those deluded cunts say he’s twice the player jones is :lol:

  57. fergie is the boss says:

    Clint-iamyourpapii – I have always said about adams, he just does not have the legs to be considered a united player, and no question today has been the case

  58. theboogeyman says:

    FITB- Hello mate. Can you give me a link to what Barclay said?

  59. Kings says:

    slim – Hello mate, I’m good thanks. How’s it going with you mate? The discussion was in relation to a headline in the Daily Star Newspaper about Fergie’ comments on the criticism of De Gea. They absolutely slaughtered him, basically saying he was way off the mark and he has no right interfering with media matters. Sorry, what the fuck are you talking about you fucking bastards? Barclay said that with each passing season, Fergie gets worse and worse. CUNT. Fat Sheephead cunt Woolnough was applauding Barclays comments then sarcastically said, ‘Oh by the way, morning Fergie!’. Fucking cunt. And as they were going into another commercial break, they were still laughing at him. Barclay has some serious issues with Fergie, and this is the man who has been given permission by Fergie to write a book about him. Astonishing to say the least. Bastards mate.

    Oh and fuck off Suarez you revolting cunt.

  60. Fred says:

    Come on Spurs! :)

  61. fergie is the boss says:

    theboogeyman – here is the link of what was said, thats the only link that’s available

    http://www.skysports.com/tv_show/story/0,,12382_7186479,00.html

  62. Fred says:

    @Zelh – LOL. Just read this on the BBC updates: “Not sure what Sebastian Coates was trying there. His 70-yard punt upfield goes straight out for a goal-kick. And there was me thinking he was a cultured South American defender?”

  63. RedKonvict says:

    Now bugs bunny gets booked :)

  64. Clint-iamyourpapii says:

    FITB –
    That Tub of lard maybe decent at crosses, free kicks and corners but apart from that I never noticed the blob run. Imagine him at United, During the counter attack we would have De Gea ahead of him on the pitch while The tubby would be gasping for air standing on the near post.

    I have sympathised with the demise of Many Clubs like Arsenal,Nottingham forest,Derby,Blackburn,Newcastle (fucked up management+ownership) etc.

    The likes of Liverpool will never get my sympathy, Hope they never get into europe, with Gerrard & Caracunt, they are classless scouse poop. Leeds like Liverpoop can rot in their own filth.

  65. RedKonvict says:

    Kings
    Agree wid u mate. Barclay is an attention seeking deluded cunt !!!

  66. Kings says:

    RedKonvict – He’s a fucking horrible cunt mate. The start of the program, they were talking about Arsenal’s shit start and the problems Wenger was having, and surprise surprise, he was vehemently defending him and had the fucking audacity to compare his problems to Fergie’s earlier years. He absolutely loves having a go at Fergie. Both he and Woolnough are hateful cunts and deserve to die.

  67. slim says:

    Adebayor looks pretty handy. welbeck could be an even better type of player. both similar. Glad to hear he’s back in training too

  68. SirAlex'sSon says:

    @smartalex…alter-ego!

  69. Fred says:

    FITB – thanks for the link to Barclay’s comments. What a clown he is. How many teams rotate their goalkeepers on the basis of their form? He’s talking bollocks as usual. De Gea is our number 1, Anders is his understudy.

    Let’s say Petr Cech is rested by Chelsea for one game and Hilario performs capably in his absence. Would an interviewer suggest to AVB that Hilario should keep his place in the team and Cech drop to the bench? Would Barclay argue that Hilario merits a starting place ahead of Cech? Of course not, it would be stupid.

  70. Clint-iamyourpapii says:

    Anyone see the digusting elbow Suarez gave Parker to the throat. The ref completely ignored this GBH.

    I wonder if the FA will review this with a ban handed out like they did with Rio’s “punch” to a HUll player or will they ignore it like when Gerrard elbowed a player two weeks in a row and also V Signed the ref.

  71. Cyril Sneer says:

    Is it the same Barclay that wrote the biography of Sir Alex? ‘Football – Bloody Hell’. It’s actually a pretty good read. Just strikes me as a bit strange that a guy that hates Fergie would write a book about him.

  72. slim says:

    christ bale is shit

  73. Cyril Sneer says:

    Christian Bale is also shit.

  74. aimanunited says:

    @slim, do you mean Christian bale the batman? lol…

  75. slim says:

    chickling to myself. remember reading an excerpt from Gary’s book when he said they all look forwad to playing villa because they knew SAF would mispronounce Ugo Ehiogu’s name.
    “keep an eye out of Ehogu Egogu” funny as fuck, just imagining the lads trying to stifle the giggling from getting out of hand

  76. theboogeyman says:

    Cyril Sneer- Beg to differ!

  77. fergie is the boss says:

    If anyone is looking for streaming for the united game here is a good one

    http://uktvsports.webs.com/

  78. Cyril Sneer says:

    @Slim – my favourite bit was ‘making love to Clayton Blackmore’

  79. RedWhiteGreenGold says:

    and thats RED number 2!!!!!!

  80. fergie is the boss says:

    Liverpool down to 9 men LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  81. Fred says:

    Woohoo! Skrtel off too. Come on Spurs, turn the fucking screw – no mercy! :twisted:

  82. RedWhiteGreenGold says:

    now skrtel sent off for a foul on bale… adama and skrtel… kenny must be shitting in that suit. lucky for him they dont stitch those cream ones any more – else it’d show!

  83. slim says:

    Cyril Sneer

    yeah that must have been humiliating and funny as fuck

  84. Costas says:

    King Kenny will bitch even more today. Go on. Tell us about respecting the refs you twat.

  85. smartalex says:

    @SirAlex’sSon – Mirror Image!

    Cheers RoM – Enjoy!

    Come on United!

  86. CedarsDevil says:

    slim

    Agreed on Bale, blessed with pace but shit fuck end product

  87. RedWhiteGreenGold says:

    goal no 2!!!! up yours you foools!

  88. slim says:

    finally defoe knocks it in

  89. Fred says:

    Woohoo! Great play from Defoe, 2-0. Spurs could fill their boots here! :D

  90. slim says:

    aimanunited

    lol,i wish, at least the actors allright.

  91. Zibbie says:

    @Smartalex, surrounded by BUSH.
    It is only 9 in the morning here, one benefit is here no ABU CUNT’S on all day ripping the great SAF and Man Utd all day long.

  92. Kings says:

    Get in Adebyor. Butcher these cunts.

  93. Balaji Sivaraman says:

    Cyril @ 14:47, Say it ain’t so mate! Christian Bale is the definitive Batman IMO.

    Liverpool down by 2 goals and 2 men. This is a great start to the day football-wise so far.

  94. RedWhiteGreenGold says:

    now ade-boobs gets one! pool shitting all over the park!

  95. SINGH7 says:

    Hahahahaha looserfools ….!!!!!!

  96. Fred says:

    3-0! Yahoo!

  97. Cyril Sneer says:

    @Boogeyman – Well I’ve never seen him play football. I just assume he’s not much good or he wouldn’t be an actor. :-)

  98. CedarsDevil says:

    Kings – How are you my friend? Seems like me you are enjoying the ‘show’ at the Lane!

  99. Fred says:

    Goal difference could be vital this season, so fill your boots, Spurs!

  100. SINGH7 says:

    What an ugly rat like cunt that suarez looks like ….

  101. Fred says:

    Well let’s hope Suarez gets a retrospective ban for his elbow.

  102. Rai says:

    Kings – Hello mate. I was disgusted with what I saw, I’m not even over exaggerating it was a horrible personal attack on the great man. Whatever they think of him as a person should be kept to themselves in private discussions. What if Gary Neville starts talking on Sky Sports about how much of a cunt Cole or Terry etc are? There’d be outrage.

  103. slim says:

    Fuck me i just heard Carrols name. had no idea he was on the pitch.

  104. RedWhiteGreenGold says:

    @ Fred – i doubt. the ref has to clearly say that he didnt see that incident for the FA to consider retrospective action. and no ref is gonna do that since we know King Kenny is being so “respectful” towards them this season as always. No chance really!

  105. Kings says:

    CedarsDevil – I’m good thanks my friend. How are you buddy? Great fun is had by all at the moment. By the way mate, it’s not ‘The Lane’ or ‘White Hart Lane’, it’s in fact, Hot White Lane. Well according to Christian Gross anyway. He said it while holding an underground ticket in his hand.

  106. StatesideAussie says:

    SmartAlex … top post at 10:29. Having put up with ABUs crapping on for years about how we’ve no money, and the London press jacking off over the same period about how The Arse are building for the future — building England’s answer to Barcelona, no less! — it is fucking amazing how Sir Alex has achieved all this “under the radar”. And now that his genius is finally for evident for all to see, it is equally fucking disgraceful how not one of those cunts can own up and admit it. When it is viewed in the context of the “arms race” fortunes that have been pissed away by the rent boys and shitty (not to mention Barcelona and the Virus), I do honestly believe that what Sir Alex has achieved over the last few years — rebuilding this great team while continuing to gorge on success and all without spending us into a financial black hole — will go down as his greatest, most astonishing triumph.

    Arsenal are a fucking shambles. So much for them rebuilding. So much for the fucking “Professor” and his long-term plans. So much for their journey through the wilderness to the “promised land”; it has never seemed so distant as it does now.

    Meanwhile, I am watching Liverpool implode against Spurs. Two red cars and currently 3-0 down. So much for fucking King Kenny.

    Now let’s deal with the rent boys.

  107. Costas says:

    MUFC v Chelsea: De Gea; Smalling, Jones, Evans, Evra; Nani, Fletcher, Anderson, Young; Rooney, Hernandez

    No Carrick bashing thank God.

  108. Costas says:

    MUFC bench: Lindegaard, Berbatov, Giggs, Park, Carrick, Fabio, Valencia

  109. Kings says:

    Rai – Tell me about it mate. I know people say you should just ignore it, but how the fuck can you ignore such blatant personal attacks like what we witnessed today? Piss take of the highest order my friend. The only one who kept things dignified was Steve Bates, but still they jumped in and reconvened with the attacks. Fucking bastards.

  110. fergie is the boss says:

    the team news

    De Gea; Smalling, Jones, Evans, Evra; Nani, Fletcher, Anderson, Young; Rooney, Hernandez

  111. fergie is the boss says:

    Costas – I am dispointed carrick is not playing

  112. DEVILisRED says:

    Disapointing performance from spurs today, only winning by 3-0 against this shit of a team. The fans have every right to ask for a refund. :-p

  113. Clint-iamyourpapii says:

    Chelsea: Cech, Bosingwa, Ivanovic, Terry, Cole, Meireles, Ramires, Lampard, Sturridge, Torres, Mata.

    Official team

  114. Clint-iamyourpapii says:

    Man Utd: De Gea, Smalling, Jones, Evans, Evra, Nani, Fletcher, Anderson, Young, Rooney, Hernandez.

  115. Cyril Sneer says:

    Looks like our best line-up but expect Giggsy to come on at some point. Hope Fletch is up to it.

    @Balaji – We’ll have to disagree on that one mate. I was always a Marvel boy so I hate Batman. X-Men FTW. :-)

  116. Fred says:

    Oompa loompa doopaty doo, Jay Spearing fires wide.

  117. Costas says:

    @FITB

    Don’t know what to make of it. It will depend on how Fletcher performs with Ando I guess. I am surprised to see him start this game to be honest. Could be a risk. I have a feeling that we are going for an open game today.

  118. Gandalf says:

    you asked for respect kenny?! Take that – says the ref, me thinks! :-)

  119. Fred says:

    Thought Tony V might get the nod, given the roasting he usually gives Ashley Young. Also thought Carrick would start and not Fletcher. Surprised to not see Rio in the lineup too, I thought he would be back for this one.

    Come on United!

  120. Rai says:

    Kings – Do you think the Boss will make anything of it or ignore it? They usually have digs at him…but I think today was the worst I’ve seen..

  121. Fred says:

    4-0 Spurs, get in there!

  122. Fred says:

    Sunderland 2-0 up against Stoke, while the Berties are beating Fulham 1-0.

  123. Fred says:

    Two of my predictions wrong so far, but you can’t have it all. As long as United win I’ll be happy.

  124. RedKonvict says:

    Rai
    I think sir alex is above all this.
    He will just ignore these cunts coz they dont even deserve to be spat on !!

  125. Champions 19 says:

    United 2 beat Chelsea 3 0 and Rooney will score twice and why is Berotov not playing if i was sir Alex i would bring on Berotov and Torres will be sent off 2day

  126. Kings says:

    Rai – If I was him, I would pull them cunts on it. That was the worst display of an attack on Fergie I have ever witnessed. Saying they don’t like him as a bloke is unethical and unprofessional. Saying that, he will probably just laugh it off. I think the likes of you and I see it from another angle as it is like an attack on a member of your family, something I would most certainly take exception to. I stand by my inital comment, and that is I hope they die.

  127. Gandalf says:

    @FITB – thanks for the link mate! These are sure idiots at the sunday supplement, they think Fergie is being unworthy!! what utter twats. Its called perspective you morons. You think you are doing your job as journalists, Fergie thinks you are being over critical of De Gea. What is wrong with that?

    As for being rude to kelly cates – I don’t think he was rude at all… he was annoyed at having to answer the same question about De Gea all the time, so what? If you can’t handle the heat of interviewing managers, you are in the wrong job. Surely these journalists can’t complain considering the amount of ridiculously bad questions these guys ask them?!

  128. RedKonvict says:

    Sunderland 3-0
    Brucie will be a relieved man.

  129. fergie is the boss says:

    Costas – if things go united’s way, we could all be really happy for the midfield for the future. But my worry is, fletchers ball retention. Cleverly has given the side such cool control in tight area’s, will fletcher offer this its doubtful, but we will have to wait and see

  130. Rai says:

    Kings – I’ll drink a toast to that.

    RedKonvict – you’re probably right, although i think he’ll have great pleasure in getting them back later down the line..

  131. DEVILisRED says:

    Hope è young defence can keep ladyboy at bay. Definetly wouldn’t want that cunt to kickstart his season from old trafford.

  132. Champions 19 says:

    I Love the sky sports lads talking about how utd are very good clever passed i think Rooney will score in the first 20 minutes of the match!!!!!!

  133. RedKonvict says:

    10 mins to go
    COME ON UNITED !!!!
    GGMU !!!!

  134. central harlemite says:

    I disagree with the sentiments in this blog. When you look at the game, Chelsea missed two chances with nothing in front of them but the net. Manchesters first two goals postacted offsides, especially the smalling header.
    So, lets be honest, Chelsea were not outclassed and they had posession for long stretches. The truth is, this is just the beginning and when Chelsea go to Stamford Bridge, I wonder if we will get some fortunate calls as well, or will it be another incident like evra on ramirez

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