Antonio Valencia won a clean sweep of prizes at the club’s awards last night. His team mates and the fans voted him the player of the season, whilst his goal against Blackburn was voted goal of the season.
Valencia joined the season late, missing out on the pre-season, when recovering from his injury. “It was tough not being able to go away and do a proper pre-season with the lads,” he said. “But as the season went on, I managed to pick up and my fitness improved and as a squad we’ve put in a good performance.”
Idealo UK have given RoM a Ecuador shirt with Valencia’s name and number on the back to give away. Idealo UK are a price comparison website and in line with RoM’s opposition to buying the club’s official shirt, have given us an international shirt instead.
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Nani’s third goal against Chelsea is the United goal of the season for me.
Come on tony
King Kenny sacked? Trending on Twitter. Apparently an official announcement is coming at 6pm today. Unconfirmed as yet, but bloody funny if true!
Done!!
rumours are that Kagawa’s in Manchester – any truth to this guys?
ScholesForGoals
I seriously hope not mate…. That is terrible news if true…… for fucks sake he was/is a great laugh
Sad if true about KKK…in times like this, the best we can do is to keep the alcos employed so that they dont suck up more of taxpayers money…
Was looking forward to Queen Kenny taking the Bin Dippers down too. Oh well they may get Benitez back which would give me a chuckle.
Nighty (well whatever time of day it is for you) lads…thanks for the insights, news, laughs and most of all the camraderie. Mmmmuaaah!
Keep it RED!
@ Cedars, well it was nice having him around and all the calamity that unfolded in his recent tenure!
Wouldn’t be surprised to see “King”K enny resign. He has always been a quitter. Was the same at Liverpool, Blackburn, Newcastle in 90s too.
@ Jeet haha. Maybe they cut back on his alcohol allowance, THAT was the straw that broke the camels back!
I’d equador a Valencia shirt, but am untwittered by feta.
Or is that unfettered by twitta? Not too sure.
I’m not living at the bleeding edge , thank goodness!
If so, i’m putting it down to a Stewart Downing assist haha
Yes please, I would like a shirt!
Alom
The rumours have come from a German newspaper that focusses on Borussia Dortmund. They have it as an exclusive and have even printed details of the flight times and numbers that Kagawa and his agent were said to be on. These flights did exist and did arrive in Manchester. Whether Kagawa and his agent were on it is a different story? It seems plausible and the paper in question is respectable and not a tabloid. Time will tell us.
Jeet
Kisses darling, hope you eventually find the man of your dreams…Well you know, now that you’ve come out of the closet as it were!!
ScholesForGoals
I know mate, the bastard has no guts for a fight…. would still miss the fucker in his plastic jacket on match days though
Was that feta comment a bit cheesy?
Valencia’s had a fantastic season.
I love the fact that everyone knows which way he’s going but still can’t stop him.
What I love about the guy most is in this age of greed and player power, he sacked his agent because he never wants to leave so doesn’t need one.
I find this attitude very refreshing.
If Redbilly’s around the gig was quality you will love it.
I’m going to try and get out work so I can go again tonight.
I want to party like its 1989 again.
@ mikekelly12
oh cool – thanks budd
i really hope he signs – the sooner he signs the better
plus it would be a conscious boost for the team and fans!
I dont & didnt plan to have a twitter account so i couldnt retweet this.
Off topic, i hope we sign Kagawa, this guy is a quality player, an upgrade of our beloved park, will add more creativity but honestly i rarely see him tracking back to defend.
Anyway, can we start “Keep King Kenny” campaign now? Will be gutted if to see that old alcoholic retard fuck off from dippers.
I care less whether kagawa defends or not..lets sign Mvilla and defensively we’re sorted.
Cant wait to don the ”table cloth” next season!
How about a ”spot Kagawa in Manchester” competiion. Prize will be a tablecloth.
Hope Valencia has an injury free next season, and he manages to keep his form over summer. Stays away from kebabs.
Have a good evening all you REDS hope to wake up tommorro morning to news of a house hunting Kagawa.
Scholesforgoals- I will be gutted if kkk is sacked. Hes a top entertainer with a kop full if canned laughter. If he goes they may get a decent manager and get their act together.
God I want that shirt . Tony v is pure united. Strong loyal no nonsense and tough.
I’ve just seen Kagawa in the local Japanese store.
Well I think it was him.
Bayored- hopefully him and schwienstieger are house hunting in Cheshire
Wait.
I also think I’ve just seen Kagawa at the local Department Store
He was looking at a red gingham check tablecloth
Hold on.
I think I saw Kagawa walk into the Devil XXX rated shop.
We are partly to blame if Kenny goes. Too much taunting . We need him there to maintain scouse sorrow.
Am I missing something? I don’t understand how an unemployed dipper is newsworthy???
Slow day I guees
The cantona- maybe STR. Can organise a petition.
I’m not sure
I think I saw Kagawa at DHL headquarters
Mancub- glad you enjoyed the gig. Mondays never fail to entertain . Awesome. Catch them at Brixton soon .
To all- good to see everyone is bouncing back to their bullish selves again
. United is the only way
Redbilly
I’ve never gone away!
I can still remember how they tried to hide De Gea, lol, maybe they will try the same trick
Off topic,
But want your opinion. Do any of you think that Gylfi Sigurdsson of swansea is a wee bit overrated?
Honestly i dont see the guy being more than a decent squad player for United. I hope we dont buy him. Let him go to Liverpool.
MG- glad to hear it. Tell me. Will mankini be making an apperanxe soon, or is he too busy dominating the world .
I think I just saw kagawa Buying a novelty dartboard with kettle necks face on it .
Why on earth is eden hazard using United’s name to play games?. “Yes i’m going to manchester, but blue or red?, i will reveal soon” – fuck off, we all know your destination is city, quit using manchester United’s name to gain attention you ponce. P.S – all will be forgotten if it’s united you pick (unlikely) but for now, FUCK OFF.
Off Topic
John Terry is a cunt of the highest order, he’s dominated the space for a decade now. Is it possible for the Nasris and Tevez’ of the world to usurp the throne? Watch this space……
I’m confused, did man citeh win the league or did Liverpool??
U’d never know judging by the dross coming out some of the bin dippers mouths
@Redbilly
Are you serious? Because reports have it that he was at the OT for a meeting with SAF… But then again, what you saw could be one of the never ending ASians who visit the Megastore!
By the way i think He is of United class and provide a good option to Ando. I have seen many of his videos and also those of Gylfi Sigurðsson, i have to say Kagawa is better in terms of technical play, natural instinct and pace. Sigurdsson however have the physique and straight forward kind of player, but i see Kagawa as being more suited to United. But to be honest, i think he might enjoy his football more if he goes to Arsenal… sexy football..
@samuel – united WE stand says:
I think he will go to City mate. The reason he is beating the bush like that is because City asked him not to reveal the deal yet. Just give hints. So that when he finally declare his destination, people would think he chose city over united, and make them appear better. Just a PR stunt for cheap publicity.
Fucking assholes. Last sunday i was looking forward to seeing the mass of City fans crying at the stadium more than seeing us lifting the trophy. I guess i jinxed it big time. I was texting congratulatory msgs to man united supporting mates at the 93rd minute before the worldwind of 2 goals….
I dont mind city winning the league to be honest they deserved it as much as we do based on performance and the points collected, but i hate the way they’ve won it. They have now experience the “believe” mentality that we are well known for. It will only make them mentally stronger in the future.
United have to strengthen the squad ASAP! but 2 good players now, and add one more after the Euro. Get the best player who performed in the Euro.
I’ve just seen Kagawa in the Arndale Centre HMV. He was hanging around in the video game section, pondering the purchase of a PS Vita given the limited number of quality titles at launch.
Naturally conversation turned to Manchester United. Kagawa confirmed he would be signing for United and was of the opinion that the purchase of a midfield powerhouse would re-introduce the much-needed ‘bite’ that has sadly been missing since the departure of Roy Keane. I was in full agreement and he assured me that he will be mentioning the talents of Bastian Schweinstiger to David Gill over a light supper at Rio Ferdinand’s Rosso Restaurant this evening. Shinji also expressed the opinion that Schweini’s girlfriend, Sarah Brandner, would be an excellent addition to the ranks of United’s WAGs.
Sadly our discourse was interrupted by the arrival of the store manager who informed us that Melissa Auf der Maur, the former bassist with Courtney Love’s Hole and part of Kagawa’s entourage, was causing something of a kerfuffle in the CD section over a mis-priced copy of Chaka Demus & Pliers’ Greatest Hits.
As Shinji left to resolve the problem he asked me to send his warmest regards to all Manchester United fans and reassured me that he will do his best to ensure we regain the Premiership title next season.
evning everyone
according to german media kagawa has agree a deal with united,but dortmund want more then £10 for him
and they also reports that mats Hummels’s father Hermann, who acts as his agent, has been invited to Manchester for talks.
Cyril
Oh Cyril you’ve been missed
Redbilly
I can exclusively reveal that Mancini has been terminated.
Fucking numpty reckons he’s going to make city like Barca and Real
Have fun with that – one fucking gifted trophy and the delusions begin again.
Oh dear
samuel – united WE stand
hazard is a shitty player,he play this game to increase his salery his agent want £250.000,shitty offered him£ 190.000
David De Gea has been handed call-up to the Spain squad for the friendlies against Serbia and South Korea which precede the euro 2012
well deserved
WOW In a shocking turn of events,Hazard has decided to sign for Blackburn. Apparently Venky’s ability to supply Hazard with fried chicken for the rest of his life swayed him away from Manchester.
hazard is a talented exciting player but if what is being reported is true, that his wage demands start at £150k, Citeh can have him.
We have a responsibility as a club now to offer stupid money in wages considering the FFP rules coming into play. Citeh for some reason are unconcerned about it, which makes me wonder, what have they got up their sleeves that will make it redundant?
There’s no way that club can make a turnover greater than their wages and player transfers.
rumours suggest that Kenny is sacked and will be replaced by Roberto Martinez
dannysoya
Actually mate I think you’ve got it wrong
He’s actually signed for Wolves, because Wolves were his childhood club.
Apparently he was having a dream about Wolves so bad that he believed it was a sign of divinity from God
Then the situation became polemic
Of course the sway of shopping in Asda which is right next door to the stadium was the icing on the cake.
Breaking News:
Messi has been seen in Harrods buying a red gingham tablecloth!
OMG it’s going to happen!
LMAO @ MG.
@Cyril Sneer
Hey man, ermmm i rarely look at posts here i am not sure if you just made that up or what you wrote is true??
12 is the new 1
Cyril
Words of wisdom from that young man they are
Confirmed: Ritchie De Laet and Matty James both off to Leicester on permanent deals.
Good luck, lads.
arsenal have offered r v p £130,000per week
after hazard,i think he is the next to join shitty,shity offer is £250.000plus the money his agent will earn
There’s a couple of links to the game here
http://www.wiziwig.tv/broadcast.php?matchid=158436&part=sports
@Redbilly:
hi mate, if STR start that petition, i’ll break my principles to join the twitter world, what possibly a nicer way to wind up the dippers fan than seeing united fan wants them to keep their manager? Would be EPIC! Ha..ha..ha..!
Roberto Martinez is a decent manager, it would be ashamed if he join the dippers.
Oh, arsenal playing sexy football is an overrated statement for me. Tippy tappy bulshit..
Izzy- of course I’m serious.. He was heading to the Etihad , he’s never seen a council house before
@Redbilly
lol its really hard to tell truth and sarcasm for me… coming from the far east with different language and culture.
But i enjoyed them. Put a smile on my face after the Sunday incident. And now that i’ve mentioned it, i wanna cry again…
Schweinstieger>>>>>>>>> gill’s check book .
Schweinstieger>>>>>>>>> bitters quaking
Gary Neville has joined the England coaching staff on a four-year contract. Good luck to him.
@izzy – it’s absolutely true! The line-up of PS Vita launch titles is shocking.
Fifa is okay but really just a stripped down version of Fifa 12 with a few slap-dash touchscreen features that do nothing to enhance gameplay. Ridge Racer has only three tracks, Hot Shots Golf is only fun in multi-player.
The only real contender is Uncharted but the current price is too much for a handheld game and not worth buying a console for.
Oh wait…. you weren’t talking about Kagawa were you? That’s all strictly classified information at the moment.
Good evening MG!
Kicker reckons agent Thomas Kroth has confirmed he has met with Sir Alex and Shinji Kagawa today but nothing has been finalised in terms of any negotiations. Rival offers from other Premier League clubs are anticipated but the Borussia Dortmund star has allegedly flown to Japan from Manchester.
other reportes confirm that kagawa has agree term with united
The cantona- think it’s a great idea sign me up. Scott, any chance?. Band of red brothers , fighting for the scouse cause. They may appreciate it.
Can we have a t- shirt too /-)
Evening AOF
Izzy- that’s English humour , razor sharp less your a bitter. No joking mate. He’s keen to get a bag load of discounted goods at the megastore.
Hope he signs, very exciting player.
Samuel: LOL
I think youre right though. Absolute joke tht they are pulling stunts like that.
I dont know who is in charge of PR at the shittyhad, but they’ve tried a few low things Over the past two years:
The welcome to Manchester bill board
Nicking the Poznan from lech Poznan
Playing ‘one step beyond’ after beating Chelsea?
Getting hazard to play games with the media?
I don’t think we should stoop to tht level at all, but something to wipe those stupid grins off their faces would be great!
Don’t get the Hazard fuss. Yes he is a gifted player but Hazard has said his dream move is to spain,so england is al but a stepping stone to him, Man. Shitty can have him den.
Give me Kagawa (soon hopefully), Munian,Baines/Alba then Kevin Strootman of PSV (The lad that has kept De Jong out of the dutch team,similar to Keano,beast of a player).
Just 3 or 4 of em. Back where we belong. For Years.
3 out of these United players out there are probably playing their last game for us.
I won’t miss the last piece of Berbarotica in red. Now I am off to get my violin.
Pav- I think the city PR dept are doing a great job
Harry Gregg….. WHAT A LEGEND!!! God bless you HARRY. Might be the last game Berbatov plays for us. Keen for him to give himself a good send-off.
NigerianRED DEVIL
agree with you mate
Munian Baines would be perfect
i prefer witsel but Kevin Strootman would do the job for us
i think Munian is far better then that money grabber hazard
Why the fuck is Hazard saying he has to decide between city and united? As far as I’m aware United haven’t made him an offer so why the fuck does he think he has a choice. Smarmy cunt!
Lineker
“He is not going to play the first two games [at Euro 2012] anyway, and I know it’s not going to happen but if I were Rooney I would knock on Sir Alex’s door and say, ‘Right, let me play as this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to play in an Olympic Games in my own country – let me play in the Olympics’.”
Love you Tony V but you can keep the shirt. This is the type of player who I want at my club, he’s got a good attitude and you can see he loves playing for Utd.
shitty have started to create monsters, (if the Hazard rumours are true) with the stupid wages they are prepared to offer, they will implode I don’t care how much money Monsour has.
Go paddy go.
Evra, lol.
Great goal by evra
James 21- you can see a time when a player will sign for another club for less than city offer, just because city would not up their offer.
Crazy world they created.
Fuck em
Get in Paddy Evra 1-0
Posted on twitter
@Darren_Can: Given Kroth has confirmed Fergie met Kagawa today, I would hope/expect Fergie to be asked about it after tonight’s testimonial.
WOW Paddy Evra scored. It’s been a long time since I said that. good goal.
Pity he didn’t bang that one in against Everton!! Stop Mike, move on you cunt. Ok will do, sorry!!!
Hello everyone on this site. I think United will win the Australia cup and Rooney will be goal keeper. Anyone agree or disagree????
As and when we have confirmed interest in a player there is no point speculating as we are linked with everyone.
On a side note I will be fucking devastated if Kenny is given the sack he is exactly what we need in charge of the scousers.
Why does’t that bastard Lineker play in the Olympics
Fucking useless cunt
Whoops calm down MG we cool baby we cool
City are the future, we should all support them. United are a team in decline with a manager who has lost the plot…..
Sheikhy baby is the man for me……..
Cedars
Agree! If Kenny Dalglish becomes available we should replace Sir Alex with him. Proven that he will spend in the transfer Market, finds value in the market. Great PR agent so will attract players, particularly Afro carribean! Agree or disagree?
Giggs12- totally agree. StR. Any chance if a petition on KKK behalf . We nay be able to help him. He’s the best thing that’s happened to the club in tears I mean years.
Physically fit physically fit…….. I like to move it move, I like to move it move it…
WE like to MOVE it
I think Cedars is having a Booch moment
Kkk don’t leave please
Sheik rattle bank roll
I think we may finally be able to sign Shelvey and more importantly Jordan Henderson
Midfield problem solved
Just add Downing and we are on
Cedars-
Red or blue
They’re both for you
If your a manc
You know it’s true
Mike
I agree, I agree! Kenny at United is the only way forward. His smile alone is worth millions…
I like to move it move it
Cedars
I was watching Madagascar with Jnr the other day
We certainly were moving it
Kenny would introduce a White away kit… Complete with head dress.
I watched 2012 with the GF . Shite film
We could use KKKenny’s face as a boot cleaner at Carrington.
MG
Its the only way forward! All together NOW
We like to move it move it
I watched Planes Trains and Automobiles with the Dr. G
God Bless John Candy wherever he is
We like to move it move it…
Move it!
MG – he’s long dead. Uncle buck
Rumor has it we are in for Jon Secada and Tony Montana ……….
Move it move it
The German papers today quoted Kawasaki’s flight and time to Manchester, that is funny
Redbilly
Quite – that’s why I referred the God reference
Cedars
Rumour has it that Manchester United are signing The Hobbit and the Dwarfs
Gill has signalled Gandalf for United manager.
Best +23 trio for Team GB:
Gary Lineker
John Aldridge (read his deluded “articles” in the Liverpool Echo, hava a laugh)
Alan Hansen
Stop talking, start playing!
Funny?? Shooting clay pigeons is funny
I like to move it move it
Move it!
Manchester United has on the referral of the Murdoch’s approached Rebecca Brooke for Chief at OT
Gill is apparently heartbroken
MG
Sounds like bollocks to me……..King Richard Lion Heart as president, err sorry I mean as manager..
Move it move it
Skeet Shooting has signed from New York Red Bulls…. He’s a snappy dresser!
Burberry >>>>>>>>>>>> Net Pinky
For anyone who doesn’t know, Mike hates city
People say that city bought the title. Not true – United gave it to them for nothing.
Apart from the fact that United know they should have won the title (an incredible 1-100 at the bookies to win, with just 6 games to go), they can console themselves with one thing. It could have been worse.
Imagine if United had given the title away to their biggest rivals Liverpool…
Cedars
Actually Cedars due to austerity measures at the club (sorry Costas) United have signed the Greek Chief Economist as Financial advisor
The German advisor was just too expensive
Cedars
Don’t we all?
Hate city?
Gifted title TM, no doubt about that!
Roy Hodgson spoke with John Terry and Rio Ferdinand on Tuesday and has decided that only one can go to Euro 2012, according to ESPN sources.
It is reported tonight:
I think I have just seen Kagawa at Audi Manchester, opp the club!
MG
I do not hate city, in fact I like Tevez and co…. Mankini rocks. At least they have money and can sign anyone
Cedars
Did I ever tell you that? Can’t remember?!
Tony Montana ‘I would kill to play for United.. No I am serious, I would kill’
On Greece
I saw a programme on Greece presented by Michael Portillo
Incredible – the place is turning into a living hell, I knew it was bad but to see 3rd world like scenes was sad
Is this what the world is turning to?
Costas would shed more light…
Please mind Cedars again
He’s missing mamas cooking – that big cuddly bear Cedars
Mike
Not sure, but I could swear you mentioned it in passing at some stage
rumour has it, Nani forgot how to play football on the way to Northern Ireland. Something about cabin pressure was mentioned.
Cedars
They have a richer history……. Well, they might have? Sheik your booty has just offered Gill £500billion to transfer our history to eastlands?! Sir Alax has said he should accept if they offer Milner too!!
Mike
Ha ha ha……Mind you, Sir Alex is no mug, bet he asked for Barry too
MG
I am cuddly, babes just want to hug me all the time! Not sure why at times…
Barry Chuckle?
@MG
I’d say it’s turning into a 3rd world type of situation. And the worst is yet to come I feel. They say they are trying to save the country from going bankrupt, but as things stand, most Greeks will be bankrupt individually in a few years.
500 billion?
No I won’t except anything less than 501 billion, Gill said on behalf of the Glazer’s.
It was then reported that the Sheikh through a fit stormed and out of negotiations.
News coming through that MUST have thrown a bigger fit!
A spokesman for MUST declared: 500 billion would have wiped out the debt! what were the Glazer’s thinking!
It’s abhorrent that the deal never went through over a fucking pound!
MUST suck dick, well actually they are dicks
Clay Pigeon shooting > Schnaaps
Cedars
Must be something that you don’t see only they do
Costas
I sat for a whole hour watching Michael Portillo – one thing is for sure he’ll never bullshit – I couldn’t believe what I was watching – mind it’s happening here in places with food handouts etc
Unbelievable
Ha ha ha
Schnapps >>>>> K Stand
Isn’t now a good time for someone to make a takeover approach… Surely now we not champs we will be easier to get.. Whatever happened to Qatar Holdings? They were keen at one point?
This thread is getting silly, but I like!
Let’s take over Cedars
What do you think?
L stand > K Stand
Collyhurst
Oh no no no no
We are pretty serious on here.
What?
MG
Agreed! Only condition is to have Jimmy James as our vocal adviser
Collyhurst
Its silly summer time mate, it only gets worse from here on!!
Hayley can takeover me anytime…..hoar hoar ..sorry Holmes…..
Scoreboard Paddock Barmy Army > East Stand Lower
Cedars
I agree. When shall we start?
Watson.
Stop looking at those Hayley pictures
Evening Watson
MG
Now seems like a good time…. First decree is to demolish the K Stand and send them buggers to Stretty school
Evening Holmes….. take that Batwoman pic off then….
my fucking wrist is killing me ….
99 change hands…..hee hee
MrBee
Need us a few jokes mate
Liverpool manager Kenny Dalglish sacked or quit?
http://www.sportsnewsireland.com/soccer_irish/106617/
want some sick ones Cedars….. ?????
and I mean ones that will make you wince…..
Fire away Mr Bee
Worried about your penis size.
Try sticking it up your wifes arse and I guarantee she will say its too fucking big!
not that one….. this one….
I was in asleep in bed with my girlfriend last night, having quite a pleasurable dream when I accidentally sighed “Ohhhh, Lucy” in my sleep.
My girlfriend immediately put the light on and started screaming at me, “Who the fuck is Lucy?! Is she one of those sluts from your office?! I knew you were cheating on me you cunt!”
I sleepily replied, “No.. err… you don’t understand. I was having a dream where me and you got married, and we lived in this big house together and we had a beautiful baby daughter called Lucy.”
“Aww that’s so swee-”
“And then I made her suck my dick.”
Ha ha ha pissing my self………
We want more, we want more
A friend of mine from the UK told me he’s shagging his girlfriend and her twin.
I said “How can you tell them apart?”.
He said “Her brother’s got a moustache!”
http://www.espn.co.uk/football/sport/story/150994.html?CMP=OTC-RSS
gill on kagawa report
I came across a prostitute on the way back from a club on holiday in Thailand she said, “Hey gorgeous, blow job and sex for five baht?”
“Sure go on then,” I said, “what’s the catch?”
“There isn’t one,” she replied flopping her cock out and handing me five baht.
“I stuck a cucumber up my arse last night,” I confided to my psychiatrist.
“Hmmm ok, I see,” he replied, “and why do you think you felt the need to insert a cucumber into your anus?”
“A carrot wasn’t fucking big enough stupid,” I replied.
My mum walked into my bedroom holding a pair of underwear this morning.
She turned them inside out and said, “Look! These are completely ruined with shit & cum stains.”
“Very nice mum” I said, “But I’d prefer it if you didn’t wave your fucking knickers in my face.”
Something about that Rebekka Brooks, dont judge me lads but I would have a pop at it..;)
Night night all
King Eric – In reply to your post on the other thread at 13:33.
Those Cunts Nasri and Tevez think they will go down as something worth remembering ! Bunch of twats, One is notoriously stupid and greedy, the other a ungrateful prick who turned on the fans and the club that made him who he was.
Tevez owes Manchester United and SAF, without United he would not have any career highlights to his name and we made his “brand” big because quite frankly that dick neck had a shite suarez like goals record and was only immune from criticism from the media because we had his back throughout and he throws it in our face.
Samir Nasri needs a good kicking, nothing else would teach those cunts a better lesson.
It goes beyond football when these two disgusting people lack basic human qualities. (Tevez is a absolute cunt for having an affair while his wife gave birth, no wonder she left him and the media made him out to be the loving husband and father who was separated because of immigration issues.)
I didn’t bring up the cunts personal life but it reflects on the field when he kicks and punches Joey Barton and receives no punishment. The cunts make me sick !
Night Mr Bee!
Cheers for the laughs
final one……
I spotted a woman stumble out of the sea yesterday and collapse on the beach screaming that she’d been stung, so ran over and threw her down on the sand…….
“Just keep still” I shouted, getting my cock out, pissing all over her, “This is the best thing for jelly fish stings.”
“It was a wasp sting… you cunt!” she screamed.
Kanchelskis -
In reply to you asking me whether Gary Nev is included as the Lousy Fucks of the England Set Up?
I reply yes he is a lousy fuck
But honestly who in the right frame of mind would want any type of link or affiliation with those clowns in the Ingurand camp?
Red Nev has been one of the biggest critics of England’s failures in management, mentality, ability and preparations yet he joins along with Circus Act !
Why? As a minor little assistant anything he does will be considered inconsequential due to the fact Roy Hodgson has already stated he is prepared to linger in the past with his 23-man squad.
Why would Nev want to join such a pathetic freak show? It must be a pay packet, its the only explanation, I don’t think for a second, Neville believes he has an opportunity to be apart of a English footballing revolution !
Bring back the cantilever stand!
We want posts that block our view! (could always go to Goodison I suppose)
Bring back piches that look like sandy beaches after 10 games!
Turn off undersoil heating when it snows! When was the last time we played with an orange ball! (no rude jokes please)
We want little white picket fences at the side of the pitch, wagon-wheels at half-time, jumpers for goal-posts, isn’t it!
From twitter:
Yaya Toure’s agent Dimitri Seluk: “He has done all he could do at City and he needs new motivations. Toure would like a new challenge.”
Watched the Testimonial match….lovely atmosphere and enjoyable, nice way to end the season.
That Wiley Scholes pulled out all the tricks to get the Belfast Crowd Ooohing !
Love United, already put the title defeat behind, now is the time for growth and positivity.
Hope we buy the right players ! I love this quote from Sir Matt Busby.
“You don’t need to chase money at a club like Manchester United, it will eventually find you.”
That should be told to every young player at the club when they join, but not to Rio who is likely to take a ma-hooo-sive pay cut of £50,000, hope he realises that his value is not the same as before he is no longer a £120k a week player, he should be on level with the other veterans wage-wise.
Cedars
Here here!
Watson, night already!
Got me on the pic Watson
G’dnight mate!
Costas
I could believe that, it’s what mercenaries do isn’t it, go from 1 place to another for the money!
Costas
Waiting for the next one.
Costas
Who was that from? Aguerro next along with Tevez!
His agent supposedly said it on a Catalan radio guys. Seems to me like Toure is looking for a wage bump. Poor guy. Can’t make ends meet with 25ok per week.
If indeed he’s lacking motivation, then it just goes to show how unbareable this team is, even for mercenaries.
Costas, I just read about Toure http://www.goal.com/en-us/news/85/england/2012/05/15/3105534/agent-yaya-toure-keen-to-leave-manchester-city , it’s goal.com, but still a bit amusing to say,
their legacy will not last long, soon will aguero and silva go, of course balotelli and dzeko, they will remain with adam johnson, milner and barry
DDDD though they are good players, they will not do anything together with nasri hahah.
Crazy world we are living
Just read a match report written by a QPR fan at the match. “who were we to deny city a title, we were safe so why not allow them the win” made me feel sick!!
Toure clIms he’s done everything he can at city?. What about champions league football ?. Sounds odd to me.
Mike
That QPR shit is going to drive you crazy mate – throw it away in the bin where it belongs!
Redbilly
God has come to Toure, sorry I mean Allah – same thing –
The situation has now become polemic.
MG- after the tour bus debacle and the lack of support on the streets, he’s realised they really don’t have any class .