Following the RoM Summer Competition and the RoM Michael Owen song competition, this Manchester United blog is now offering you the opportunity to watch the first team train at Old Trafford for free.
Along with the first team training session on the Old Trafford pitch, you will also get to see the Manchester United Premier Cup Final. The Final will allow you to catch a glimpse of some of the international stars of the future, whilst they battle it out for the prestigious Premier Cup. The proceeds go to MU Foundation.
The gates open at 9am the day before United take on Chelsea in the Community Shield at Wembley.
If you can get to Old Trafford on Saturday, August 8th, then this is the competition for you. You will receive a ticket for you and your mate but please don’t enter unless you plan to actually attend. All you have to do is send your best football related joke, along with your name and postal address, to: Republik_of_Mancunia_competition@hotmail.co.uk
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Got a good one for ya! You ready ….. Manchester city
boam6
You beat me to it.
I’ll go with Real Madrid then.
Am not entering it but heres a joke for you all..
Citeh would break into the TOP 4
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of the 1st Division…
how’s about ‘Tevez to be re-signed by Sir Alex…!’
Double enrty Liverpoo this is our year and city are a massive club he ha.
Carlos Tevez didn’t go to Man City for the money.
You’ll never see tiny tears crying one slip and the cup was ours haaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Carlos left becuase he wanted to spend more time on the bench then did he?
Apparently City promised him some cushions to sit on…
scott just wondering when the winners would be announced just cause if i entered it and by chance i got a chance to by chance win it id have to get across he water
tevez left cos he didnt like being rotated at man utd- so that was usually 2 from rooney,berbatov and tevez to choose from.
So where does he go to get more first team action and less rotation???……
the bitters!- so thats probably 2/3 from bellamy,bojinov,santa cruz,robinho,adebayor and tevez which is the best fucking joke ive heard in ages
cant wait to see the disrespectful little cunts face when he’s (1. on the bench, (2. on the losing side in the derby and (3. watching us playing in champs league and hopefully winning it along with the record breaking 4th consecutive league title
funniest football thought………Stevie Me is going to retire without ever winning the premier league. daft cunt.
hopefully steve me sill be doing some bird shortly the wanker
i dont know if its a joke of sheer amazement but
liverpool (top team in england ) wins there 18th league
manchester united ( good history mid table future if lucky) 7 league ttles
right now
united favourite to win there 19th league title ,plus historic 4 in a row,
liverpool 18 league titles
If you want a good football joke, you should have seen me playing in my mens league on sunday. Holy hell I was f’ing awful. I wanted to vomit after about ten mins
Craigni – Yeah Saint Stevie could be doing bird shortly but I very much doubt it. Either way it aint the sort of pre season he would be hoping for. The Prosecution witness said “He threw uppercut punches with the style and speed of a BOXER”. As I say he COULD end up in serious shit.
I can’t attend so wont enter, but that doesn’t mean a joke about our Liverpool friends should go unsaid, does it?
How do you know when a Scouser has robbed your house?
The bins are empty and the cat’s pregnant.
nick
that rules
nick, LMAO!!!!
john terry slipping
Tevez is so ugly …he once visited a zoo and a monkey hopped to hom and gave him a banana>>!!!
joke — scott you are a joke
85%of scousers love sex in the shower the other 15% haven’t been to jail yet.
what did the scouser get for xmas?? my fucking bike!!
why can’t ya get a cuppa tea at anfield?? all the mugs are on the pitch and the cups are at old trafford.
what do you call a scouser with a job?? an imegrant
i am a red and i hate scousers
What does YNWA stand for?
You’ll Never Wank Alone…
What’s the difference between Mike Tyson and Steven Gayrrard?
Mike Tyson doesn’t need to go to a pub to hit people
what’s the scouse term for teamwork?
gang rape
What do a Cordless drill and the championship have in common?
No Leeds!
An oldie but a goodie… I cannot make the training day though!
By far the best is this:
Gerrard called the police to his home claiming he’d had a break in. He claimed to have lost 5 premier league medals, 4 FA cup winners medals, 1 champions league medal, 1 world club cup winners medal… … The policeman responded “You’re good steve, but you’re no Phil Neville!”
Not my joke though!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ha ha ha vidic will get u 15 @ ruckrafa, fukn gooduns!!
Q: how many dippers does it take to change a lightbolb?
A: none, the cunts r all out raiding bins and pinching hubcaps!