Reports today claim that Coleen Rooney is three months pregnant with the baby due at the end of September.

Unlike the controlling Victoria Beckham with David, Coleen certainly seems to have a positive effect on our boy wonder, with him keeping out of the limelight, rather than whoring themselves out as a “celebrity couple” to the magazines.

The positives for us are that the addition of baby Rooney would only further his quiet life and keep him out of the spotlight. Also, there’s no way that a child of Rooney’s would not play football, so if we can keep him playing to his late 30s, we’ll have a ready-made replacement!

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