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Wayne Is Going To Be A Dad?

Reports today claim that Coleen Rooney is three months pregnant with the baby due at the end of September.

Unlike the controlling Victoria Beckham with David, Coleen certainly seems to have a positive effect on our boy wonder, with him keeping out of the limelight, rather than whoring themselves out as a “celebrity couple” to the magazines.

The positives for us are that the addition of baby Rooney would only further his quiet life and keep him out of the spotlight. Also, there’s no way that a child of Rooney’s would not play football, so if we can keep him playing to his late 30s, we’ll have a ready-made replacement!

 

21 Comments

  1. clj7 says:

    I fuckin hope so

  2. smithy99 says:

    If the reports are true then congratulations to Mr and Mrs Rooney!!

  3. King Eric says:

    Good on them, I actually quite like Colleen.

  4. Keith says:

    The weird thing is that while he can be a pr!ck on the pitch, he seems like a decent, good guy off the pitch. Good for him and his wife.

  5. costas says:

    Congrats to the couple.I hope Wayne is up for the responsibility.And i hope that this finally calms him down.

  6. Androo says:

    Good luck Roo! What would a Roo Jr. look like anyway? lol

  7. Its in my blood says:

    Congratulations Wayne, hope it all goes well if you are to be a dad! Incidently, can anyone shed any light on this apparent bust up he’s supposed to have had with SAF?

  8. Didsbury_King says:

    why the hell do people care?
    its not like you know them
    weirdos

  9. Neli G says:

    i love them both, wish them the best, and congratulations.

  10. Jenn says:

    At least it’ll get some good looks from its mum and the skills from its dad. It’ll be telling refs to f-off by the age of 3. haha

  11. PossePossebon says:

    Didsbury, just because you have a lifelong unexplainable hate for Wazza doesn’t mean we all do. Get over yourself, most of us love Rooney and we’re happy for him.

  12. Drew Vader says:

    Well done Wayne!

    Why are you here Didsbury?

  13. gotta hate tiny tears says:

    alright another kid for my daughter to play with:)

  14. five says:

    Wait, people are weird because they are saying congratulations to Rooney about having a baby?

    Didsbury I actually agree with most of the points you make around this blog but stop being a cunt in every topic you post on.

  15. smokebreaksteve says:

    Congratulations to them both but I hope they don’t jump on the ‘Our baby must have a more ridiculous name than the last celebrity baby that was born’ bandwagon and give it a name that sounds like the fragrance of of a fabric conditioner.Not very imaginative I know but if they have a boy Wayne jr sounds great.

  16. NicoQB says:

    @Jenn: But what if he has the skills of the mom and the looks of the dad? Poor baby! ;o)

  17. Scott the Red says:

    SmokeBreakSteve – they’ll call the baby John or Dave I bet lol.

  18. rhatton says:

    Yeah…. If the baby is a boy… Good news though Wayne. It can only be a good thing

  19. Ishaq Vally(South Africa) says:

    Colleen seems to be doing Wayne good.

  20. mo says:

    i normally hate wags but colleen seems to keep rooney grounded. I mean I can imagine rooney getting into alot of toruble if he were a non-catholic bachelor

  21. TonyBee says:

    Some dopey prick on the radio was asking for kids names for their kid….. funniest i heard was Kanga….

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