Reports today claim that Coleen Rooney is three months pregnant with the baby due at the end of September.
Unlike the controlling Victoria Beckham with David, Coleen certainly seems to have a positive effect on our boy wonder, with him keeping out of the limelight, rather than whoring themselves out as a “celebrity couple” to the magazines.
The positives for us are that the addition of baby Rooney would only further his quiet life and keep him out of the spotlight. Also, there’s no way that a child of Rooney’s would not play football, so if we can keep him playing to his late 30s, we’ll have a ready-made replacement!



















I fuckin hope so
If the reports are true then congratulations to Mr and Mrs Rooney!!
Good on them, I actually quite like Colleen.
The weird thing is that while he can be a pr!ck on the pitch, he seems like a decent, good guy off the pitch. Good for him and his wife.
Congrats to the couple.I hope Wayne is up for the responsibility.And i hope that this finally calms him down.
Good luck Roo! What would a Roo Jr. look like anyway? lol
Congratulations Wayne, hope it all goes well if you are to be a dad! Incidently, can anyone shed any light on this apparent bust up he’s supposed to have had with SAF?
why the hell do people care?
its not like you know them
weirdos
i love them both, wish them the best, and congratulations.
At least it’ll get some good looks from its mum and the skills from its dad. It’ll be telling refs to f-off by the age of 3. haha
Didsbury, just because you have a lifelong unexplainable hate for Wazza doesn’t mean we all do. Get over yourself, most of us love Rooney and we’re happy for him.
Well done Wayne!
Why are you here Didsbury?
alright another kid for my daughter to play with:)
Wait, people are weird because they are saying congratulations to Rooney about having a baby?
Didsbury I actually agree with most of the points you make around this blog but stop being a cunt in every topic you post on.
Congratulations to them both but I hope they don’t jump on the ‘Our baby must have a more ridiculous name than the last celebrity baby that was born’ bandwagon and give it a name that sounds like the fragrance of of a fabric conditioner.Not very imaginative I know but if they have a boy Wayne jr sounds great.
@Jenn: But what if he has the skills of the mom and the looks of the dad? Poor baby! ;o)
SmokeBreakSteve – they’ll call the baby John or Dave I bet lol.
Yeah…. If the baby is a boy… Good news though Wayne. It can only be a good thing
Colleen seems to be doing Wayne good.
i normally hate wags but colleen seems to keep rooney grounded. I mean I can imagine rooney getting into alot of toruble if he were a non-catholic bachelor
Some dopey prick on the radio was asking for kids names for their kid….. funniest i heard was Kanga….