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… what? Fucking what?

Let the siege mentality take shape.

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Scott is the editor of Red Matters - 50 Years of Supporting Manchester United and an author of Play Like Fergie's Boys and Not Nineteen Forever. He writes for ESPN, The Metro and Bleacher Report. Follow @R_o_M on Twitter.

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  1. hesselbom says:

    Haha, way to capitalise! ;)

  2. Collyhurst Red says:

    Wazza? Fucking Wazza?

  3. Trafford Brown says:

    Love it. Love everything about it.

  4. Kings says:

    Nice one.

  5. smartalex says:

    He’ll be saying ‘What Fucking What” when he scores, (when he scores).

    We’ll be saying ‘What Fucking What” when he scores, (when he scores).

    The FA made a mountain, the FA made a mountain,
    The FA made a mountain when he swore, (when he swore).

  6. StatesideAussie says:

    Apologies in advance for the length of this, but it’s always been a favorite … a (slightly edited) version of George Carlin’s classic routine:

    Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today, is the word FUCK.
    Out of all of the English words which begin with the letter F, FUCK is the only word referred to as the “F” word, it’s the one magical word.

    In English, FUCK falls into many grammatical categories.

    As a transitive verb, for instance: John FUCK-ed Shirley.
    As an intransitive verb: Shirley FUCKS.
    It’s meaning’s not always sexual; it can be used as an adjective, such as John’s doing all the FUCK-ing work.
    As part of an adverb: Shirley talks too FUCK-ing much.
    As an adverb enhancing an adjective: Shirley is FUCK-ing beautiful.
    As a noun: I don’t give a FUCK.
    As part of a word: abso-FUCKING-lutely, or in-FUCKING-credible.
    And, as almost every word in the sentence: FUCK the FUCK-ing FUCK-ers.

    As you must realize, there aren’t too many words with the versatility of FUCK.
    As in these examples describing situations, such as…

    Fraud: I got FUCK-ed at the used car lot. (What? Fucking what?)
    Dismay: Aw FUCK it. (What? Fucking what?)
    Trouble: I guess I’m really FUCK-ed now. (What? Fucking what?)
    Aggression: Don’t FUCK with me buddy. (What? Fucking what?)
    Difficulty: I don’t understand this FUCK-ing question. (What? Fucking what?)
    Inquiry: Who the FUCK was that? (What? Fucking what?)
    Dissatisfaction: I don’t like what the FUCK is going on here. (What? Fucking what?)
    Incompetence: He’s a FUCK-off. (What? Fucking what?)
    Dismissal: Why don’t you go outside and play hide-and-go-FUCK yourself? (What? Fucking what?)

    I’m sure you can think of many more examples.
    With all these multi purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word?
    We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech.
    It will identify the quality of your character immediately.
    Say it loudly, and proudly!
    FUCK you!
    (What? Fucking what?)

  7. Collyhurst Red says:

    If the FA had said at the start of the season, swear at the ref, linesman, 4th official, cameras etc, then you can expect a 2 game ban, then everyone knows where they stand.

    But no, a United player does something and a new rule is implemented swiftly.

    If ever proof was need that there is 1 rule for United and none for the rest of them, this is it!

    Isn’t Berstein at the FA now?

    It’s a joke but it will only make us stronger.

  8. Kings says:

    Fuck off Saggers you cunt, getting on your moral high ground about Rooney. Now the fucking cunt is having a pop at United fan calling in and laughing at him. Fucking son of a bitch.

  9. FletchTHEMAN says:

    Spot on Scott. Ha ha ha ha ha .
    Now for the Stretford End boys to pull through with a nice little message for our dear friends down the FA.

  10. FletchTHEMAN says:

    @Stateside. A very erudite exposition of the exuberative elements of the English language.

    ha ha ha

  11. Kings says:

    Now he’s had a go at him for being obsessed with Liverpool after he mentioned about the Amsterdam tournament being an example of double standards. Cunt.

  12. dannysoya says:

    AHAHAHAHAHA LOVE IT. But unfortunately i don’t have a credit card. is there any other way i can pay for it?

  13. FletchTHEMAN says:

    Collymore. You hit the nail on the head

    The FA’s newest member is none other than former Manchester City chairman David Bernstein!!!!!!!!!!
    Is it any surprise then that the FA have now banned both Wayne Rooney and the manager for the FA Cup semi-final with his “old club”.
    Is there really any question at all about what is going on here?

  14. rooneyisclass says:

    Kings…I was gonna phone saggers meself then,the way he fucked that utd fan off the prick.

  15. richard says:

    FA….Fuckin Assholes

  16. Collyhurst Red says:

    I was spending my time in the doldrums
    I was caught in the cauldron of hate
    I felt persecuted and paralyzed
    I thought that everything else would just wait

    While you are wasting your time on your enemies
    Engulfed in a fever of spite
    Beyond your tunnel vision reality fades
    Like shadows into the night

    So I open my door to my enemies
    And I ask could we wipe the slate clean
    But they tell me to please go fuck myself
    You know you just can’t win

  17. Kings says:

    rooneyisclass – Hello mate. I went onto and emailed them for his attention and calling him a fucking son of a bitch. He is a bastard mate.

  18. Collyhurst Red says:


    Did you mean me then or Stan Collymore!

    I could take offence! LOL (But I haven’t)

  19. smartalex says:

    Wayne Rooney, used profanity,

    He said FUCK on live TV

    With a What? Fucking what?

    Give a dog a bone,

    The FA said “stay at home!”

  20. rooneyisclass says:

    Kings….the station is gettin fuckin worse,they are obsessed with utd,Essien does a two footed lunge in their game….fuck all said….fans racially abuse players families in the same game that rooney swears in….what do they go on about all day??? wankers.

  21. King Eric says:

    Fuck off redknapp you big joweled beetroot faced dodgy tax evading cunt. Who asked for this cunts two penneth? Actually hope madrid and ronnie smash these cunts.

    Regarding the ban I am actually for once lost for words suffice to say anyone up for a march outside fa headquarters to let these corrupt cunts know we won’t take it anymore? I mean that too.

  22. willierednut says:

    StatesideAussie – Ha ha, nice one mate. George Carlin was on funny man. Him or Bill Hicks, great comedians. Shame both, aren’t with us anymore.

  23. willierednut says:


  24. ryan7 says:

    WFW is the new LOL / WTF.

    You heard it here first!

  25. StatesideAussie says:

    Willie … Bill Hicks, fucking great. Rant in E Minor … what an album.

  26. StatesideAussie says:

    Fletch … is that you on the Independent blog, FletchTM?

  27. Debred says:

    Some day Some day STR will also ship to Asia – India.

  28. T. says:

    Thank u Stateside for bringing that Carlinpoem up again. I love it.

    Now starts the wait for the mailman to deliver the t-shirt. Love it too!

  29. unitedibk says:

    ordered!!! fuckin awesome!!!

  30. jb123 says:

    i’ve got mine !! all ready for the derby !


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