We’re Man United…

April 4, 2011 30 Comments

… what? Fucking what?

Let the siege mentality take shape.

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30 Comments

April 4, 2011 at 18:20
hesselbom says:
Haha, way to capitalise!
April 4, 2011 at 18:24
Collyhurst Red says:
Wazza? Fucking Wazza?
April 4, 2011 at 18:25
Trafford Brown says:
Love it. Love everything about it.
April 4, 2011 at 18:25
Kings says:
Nice one.
April 4, 2011 at 18:26
smartalex says:
He’ll be saying ‘What Fucking What” when he scores, (when he scores). 
We’ll be saying ‘What Fucking What” when he scores, (when he scores). 
The FA made a mountain, the FA made a mountain,
The FA made a mountain when he swore, (when he swore).
April 4, 2011 at 18:30
StatesideAussie says:
Apologies in advance for the length of this, but it’s always been a favorite … a (slightly edited) version of George Carlin’s classic routine:

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today, is the word FUCK.
Out of all of the English words which begin with the letter F, FUCK is the only word referred to as the “F” word, it’s the one magical word.

In English, FUCK falls into many grammatical categories.

As a transitive verb, for instance: John FUCK-ed Shirley.
As an intransitive verb: Shirley FUCKS.
It’s meaning’s not always sexual; it can be used as an adjective, such as John’s doing all the FUCK-ing work.
As part of an adverb: Shirley talks too FUCK-ing much.
As an adverb enhancing an adjective: Shirley is FUCK-ing beautiful.
As a noun: I don’t give a FUCK.
As part of a word: abso-FUCKING-lutely, or in-FUCKING-credible.
And, as almost every word in the sentence: FUCK the FUCK-ing FUCK-ers.

As you must realize, there aren’t too many words with the versatility of FUCK.
As in these examples describing situations, such as…

Fraud: I got FUCK-ed at the used car lot. (What? Fucking what?)
Dismay: Aw FUCK it. (What? Fucking what?)
Trouble: I guess I’m really FUCK-ed now. (What? Fucking what?)
Aggression: Don’t FUCK with me buddy. (What? Fucking what?)
Difficulty: I don’t understand this FUCK-ing question. (What? Fucking what?)
Inquiry: Who the FUCK was that? (What? Fucking what?)
Dissatisfaction: I don’t like what the FUCK is going on here. (What? Fucking what?)
Incompetence: He’s a FUCK-off. (What? Fucking what?)
Dismissal: Why don’t you go outside and play hide-and-go-FUCK yourself? (What? Fucking what?)

I’m sure you can think of many more examples.
With all these multi purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word?
We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech.
It will identify the quality of your character immediately.
Say it loudly, and proudly!
FUCK you!
(What? Fucking what?)
April 4, 2011 at 18:30
Collyhurst Red says:
If the FA had said at the start of the season, swear at the ref, linesman, 4th official, cameras etc, then you can expect a 2 game ban, then everyone knows where they stand.

But no, a United player does something and a new rule is implemented swiftly.

If ever proof was need that there is 1 rule for United and none for the rest of them, this is it!

Isn’t Berstein at the FA now?

It’s a joke but it will only make us stronger.
April 4, 2011 at 18:31
Kings says:
Fuck off Saggers you cunt, getting on your moral high ground about Rooney. Now the fucking cunt is having a pop at United fan calling in and laughing at him. Fucking son of a bitch.
April 4, 2011 at 18:33
FletchTHEMAN says:
Spot on Scott. Ha ha ha ha ha .
Now for the Stretford End boys to pull through with a nice little message for our dear friends down the FA.
April 4, 2011 at 18:36
FletchTHEMAN says:
@Stateside. A very erudite exposition of the exuberative elements of the English language.

ha ha ha
April 4, 2011 at 18:38
Kings says:
Now he’s had a go at him for being obsessed with Liverpool after he mentioned about the Amsterdam tournament being an example of double standards. Cunt.
April 4, 2011 at 18:45
dannysoya says:
AHAHAHAHAHA LOVE IT. But unfortunately i don’t have a credit card. is there any other way i can pay for it?
April 4, 2011 at 18:46
FletchTHEMAN says:
Collymore. You hit the nail on the head

The FA’s newest member is none other than former Manchester City chairman David Bernstein!!!!!!!!!!
Is it any surprise then that the FA have now banned both Wayne Rooney and the manager for the FA Cup semi-final with his “old club”.
Is there really any question at all about what is going on here?
April 4, 2011 at 18:48
rooneyisclass says:
Kings…I was gonna phone saggers meself then,the way he fucked that utd fan off the prick.
April 4, 2011 at 18:55
richard says:
FA….Fuckin Assholes
April 4, 2011 at 18:56
Collyhurst Red says:
I was spending my time in the doldrums
I was caught in the cauldron of hate
I felt persecuted and paralyzed
I thought that everything else would just wait

While you are wasting your time on your enemies
Engulfed in a fever of spite
Beyond your tunnel vision reality fades
Like shadows into the night

So I open my door to my enemies
And I ask could we wipe the slate clean
But they tell me to please go fuck myself
You know you just can’t win
April 4, 2011 at 18:57
Kings says:
rooneyisclass – Hello mate. I went onto http://www.talksport.co.uk and emailed them for his attention and calling him a fucking son of a bitch. He is a bastard mate.
April 4, 2011 at 18:58
Collyhurst Red says:
@FletchTHEMAN

Did you mean me then or Stan Collymore!

I could take offence! LOL (But I haven’t)
April 4, 2011 at 19:00
smartalex says:
Wayne Rooney, used profanity, 
He said FUCK on live TV 
With a What? Fucking what? 
Give a dog a bone, 
The FA said “stay at home!”
April 4, 2011 at 19:07
rooneyisclass says:
Kings….the station is gettin fuckin worse,they are obsessed with utd,Essien does a two footed lunge in their game….fuck all said….fans racially abuse players families in the same game that rooney swears in….what do they go on about all day??? wankers.
April 4, 2011 at 19:34
King Eric says:
Fuck off redknapp you big joweled beetroot faced dodgy tax evading cunt. Who asked for this cunts two penneth? Actually hope madrid and ronnie smash these cunts.

Regarding the ban I am actually for once lost for words suffice to say anyone up for a march outside fa headquarters to let these corrupt cunts know we won’t take it anymore? I mean that too.
April 4, 2011 at 19:53
willierednut says:
StatesideAussie – Ha ha, nice one mate. George Carlin was on funny man. Him or Bill Hicks, great comedians. Shame both, aren’t with us anymore.
April 4, 2011 at 19:54
willierednut says:
*and*
April 4, 2011 at 20:05
ryan7 says:
WFW is the new LOL / WTF.

You heard it here first!
April 4, 2011 at 21:17
StatesideAussie says:
Willie … Bill Hicks, fucking great. Rant in E Minor … what an album.
April 4, 2011 at 21:18
StatesideAussie says:
Fletch … is that you on the Independent blog, FletchTM?
April 5, 2011 at 04:44
Debred says:
Some day Some day STR will also ship to Asia – India.
April 5, 2011 at 11:16
T. says:
Thank u Stateside for bringing that Carlinpoem up again. I love it.

Now starts the wait for the mailman to deliver the t-shirt. Love it too!
April 5, 2011 at 12:17
unitedibk says:
ordered!!! fuckin awesome!!!
April 6, 2011 at 00:32
jb123 says:
i’ve got mine !! all ready for the derby !

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